ITT we post the top babes. Where has this look gone?
>>108360453What, the potato faced square jawed Midwestern 10/10 look,
>>108360538Because it’s warmer unironically.
>mfw she is still hot.
>>108360608Martha Plimpton was my first waifu
it’s gotten more kino
>>108360688>not c Keri Geen.
>>108360715Woah she was hot at one point?
>>108360775she's acquired taste
>>108360453WHY IS SHE SO PERFECT BOYS?
>>108360453I'm not a fan of the hair and fashion. But I do love that 80s girls were just healthy girls, who took care of themselves. They didn't go nuts with cosmetic surgery and tattoos. They were in shape, not obsessed with being thick, or doing 100000 squats a week, to get that deformed instagram booty.
>>108361143>or getting a Brazilian ass lift, to get that deformed instagram bootyftfy based retard
>>108361143Thats because the 80s were obssesed with the 50s.The clean cut wholesome hottie was a movie/tv, or a preppy rich girl, thing.Irl 80s bitches were the same as today bitches, you sound like a virgin thou so for you that would be a bad thing.
Phoebe Cates was the number one 80's babe. Fuck Kevin Kline for marrying her. She could have been in more 80s kino showing off her titties.
>>108361217Meh, same difference. You either fake your deformed booty. Or, you work it out so much, it becomes a malformed butt. It happens.
>inb4 manfaceI don't give a FUCK. That ass was hot
>>108361332Why are you attacking my virginity? Could it be that I struck a nerve? So what are you then? A bitter cunt, or just an orbiter of one?
>>108360715My dad has a story that he dated her briefly in 93 for a couple weeks. He wasn't bragging, just told me a weird story about a hot chick who lived in a lmansion and gave a name he thought was fake, they'd ride around on his motorcycle in Vegas and make out. Then one day he went to pick her up and the mansion was empty, some Butler answered the door and said she moved. Dad said he saw a movie a few years later and was 90% sure it was her.Could have been bullshitting. Maybe, maybe not.
>>108361400god she has such a nice back, I want to rub it
>>108361532I'm a fucking Chad, you neddle dick incel.Now post 80s thots and stop treating this thread as your fucking blog.
>>108360608reminder that Martha Plimpton publicly brags about getting multiple abortions
>>108360453it dyed it's hair blue and got problem glasses and fat
>>108361705You sound like a moron. Not aggravating enough to make a decent troll. Not funny enough to make a decent shitposter. Just a failure at life AND 4chan.If you don't want to hear opinions regarding the women being posted, then go to /s/. This is a discussion board.
>>108360453>>108360482>>108361059MILF Shue > teen Shue
>>108361400I don't remember this part of dunston kicks in, is it the director's cut?
>>108361811Not him, you sound like a neckbeard cringelord.
>>108361400>Black man, white womanEvery time
>>108362031Actually it's BFWF
>>108360453Nowhere, it's just the women are all all in their mid-40's to 50's now. Some are still just as bangin
>>108361960You use the terms "neckbeard cringelord."
>>108360751yeah, it really hasn't, thanks for contributing though.
I never thought winona was hot. Shes just adorable.
>>108360768>masturbating to the 2-second glance at her perfect breasts & having to rewind & play the VHS tape about 500 times.*crack*sip*ahhh* those were the days.
>>108361813Big hair teen Shue was best Shue.
>>108362209>I never thought winona was hot
>>108362399>Big naturalsSeems like some average boobs to me.
>>108362399Do not sexualize my wife
>>108362428You watch too much porn.
>that brief moment when the scrambled porn channel becomes visible
>>108362428They're huge, given how thin she was.
>>108362522No, really. Plenty of girls have boobs that size and shape. They're nothing spectacular.
>>108362598No, they really aren't.
>>108362128So does your mum, now post girls or gtfo.
>>108362706whotta dumb bimbo she was
>>108362642>>108362598no they really aren't, but they are nice as they are
>>108362642>Being this stubbornly retarded
>no prime JenConnKnow how I know you guys are faggots?
>>108362598holy fucking shit
>>108362128In rare cases those terms do apply, and you're one of those cases.
>>108362781Exactly. They're still nice. No one is saying they aren't nice. But the size is fairly common. Nothing exceptional.>>108362862They're not "huge" in any respect.
>>108360658That's a great movie.
>>108362928No. anything with the suffix "lord", is middle school tier banter. And "neckbeard" is just last season's "incel". It makes you sound like an out of touch immature cunt.
>>108361988Who's that? She kinda looks like Allison Brie if she had short blonde hair
>>108363109Michael J Fox's wife
>>108362864JCon peaked in the early 90s tho
>>108363158JConn's peak lasted like 20 years
>>108363158Wrong. Peak JConn was House of Sand and Fog (2003).
>>108363374You're so wrong I want to punch your sister in the tits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWpcZnmhABMand the grill from nightmare on elm street
>>108361400how can white bois even compete?
>>108362825Sharon Tate wasn't exactly acting in the 80s
>>108360768>my first glance of khazar milkersSherilyn Fenn was in it too.
Howdy! Wanna have some unprotected sex before my parents are back?
>>108361400Classic Don Cheadle. Very understated performance.
>>108361813if the shue fits
>>108362599anon, stop. if you don't know just don't post
>>108363674You stop that. Not now, I gotta go get dinner soon
>>108363817Yesssss. Best Audrey.
>>108361400So they hired David Cage to make the next Donkey Kong?
>>108363796Why does every dude who settled for a saggy hambeast, brag about knowing women's bodies.You're the expert, how exactly ?
>>108361400hot. What have boobs that dip down like L's gone away?
>>108364021Bra design. Personally, I would've like to experience the 40s/50s torpedo tits. Maybe I should start a vintage bra manufacturing company.
>>108360715I'm sure that's from 90's
>>108363922nice choice. I remember even fapping to that movie bc of her
>>108364209early 90s are part of the 80s
>>108361332Your both wrong they weren’t healthy and clean and they weren’t “the same”. They were fundamentally the same but women were more based back then and less spastic. Feminism wasn’t even widespread back then, it’s was for political nutjobs. women were like more carefree then and just didn’t give a fuck.
>>108360453I want to go back.
>movies that couldn't be made todayI spilled much seed to her.
>>108360643this or pic related
>>108360538immediately see a doctor. that's one of the first symptoms of penile cancer
>>108364892Oh god, her. My dick just hiccupped Blame it on Rio? Blame it on her being 16
>>108362399Why didn't it work out between Depp and her?
the girl from flashdance
>>108361400FUCK ME SHE WAS SO THICK.
>>108362931I was about to rage at the lack of connely
>>108360538Lots of foreign bacteria and other organisms working hard to keep the vagina fresh and healthy. New pussy always gives me little red rash on my head. Non bumpy and non itchy. Combo of foreign vag and friction. It always goes away in a day or two. When we mate it's like the organisms on our body get to go out to the club.
>>108364967I would angry ww3 partisan Leah Thompson smash my balls
NoES always makes me feel sad because I'll never have high school years with a group of friends and sneaking out with them at night and climbing in through each other's windows to avoid parents.
>>108366158That's a good thing.My older sister tried to sneak out through the second story window of her bedroom. Fell, hit the side of the deck and left a giant bruise almost the entire length of her upper leg.Its not like in the movies.
>>108363371>Helen SlaterWhy won't feathered hair make a comeback?
>>108366158Why couldn’t you sneak out?In our first house I could my window faced the street on the ground floor, then we moved and our new house I had a sheer 15 foot drop to gravel and cement
>>108366040She's mainly know as a 90s babe so it's no surprise she isn't mentioned much
>>108362895I would love to do drugs with her right now
Thompson or Shue?
>>108363149Luck lady. Can you imaging having a husband that vibrates?
>>108360768still work a yank broheims
>>108361467Not even a note worthy arse either
>>108366691Stacy Haiduk in Luther The Geek almost a better rack.
>>108362862no one is saying they are bad, incel. They just aren't huge.
>>108366428>>108366466Better be a name somewhere because I sure can't find one.
>>108362598>>108366626https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ar9qA3WJInk>you are not pretty enough to ba an actress
The OG 80's girl next door
>>108360608teh original hotter emma watson
>>108361467>inb4 manfaceLiterally looks like Dennis in drag from Christine (1983)
>>108367878>she will never be your little sister with whom you have sex with
BETSY RUSSELL IN PRIVATE SCHOOL
>>108366691y cencer the tits?
Shue aged like a fine wine.*boing*
>>108367979ive jerked off to this scene multiple times. multiple.
Rosanna Arquette in that deep diving movie
>>108360643>Fast Times at Planned Parenthood
Only the realest 80sfags know who this is
>>108360453I miss when America was a white country.
>>108361059imma finna eat dat ass
>>108363871Did she get naked in from of Cameron to see if he really was catatonic? Was she trying to help him with his self-confidence by looking alluring?
>>108368475this is like, the COOLEST thing i've ever seen
>>108367607Top shelf milf. The burbs on vhs memories
>>108362598They're a pleasant size.
>>108368173there are blacks in IOWA!? when did this happen?
>>108368435this is why I don't understand the winona thing here?
>>108368301she was more 90s but she was cute af in the wizard
>>108360453Michele Johnson from Blame it on Rio.She was 18 and had amazing tits she showed off in the movie several times.
>>108370517>Blame it on Rio.>you can see Demi Moore real tits
>>108364306>early 90s are part of the 80sYou fucking what.
>>108370762Decades bleed over. The Zeitgeist isn't tied to the year date. Just like how the 90s didn't really end till 9/11
>>108368282this was for that role where she was homeless or whatever
>>10837076280s bled into the 90s. And many films made in the 80s were released in 90/91.
>>108370762The 1990s started in 1992.
>>108370762>Culture transforms the second the fucking ball drops on a decade.You fucking wot.
>>108360703Fan of Phoebe from Ridgmont High pool scene of course, but the chick next to her was Betsy Russell, who was hot in Private School (the movie that gif is from) and Tomboy, and showed her tits in both.I'm thinking they named the garage service in the Tomboy after Betsy's twins.
>>108370570this gave me an actual yearning. a real twinge of longing. i just lost.
>>108368475what is this from
>>108370818>>108370965So does that mean it's still 2016, since culture and zeitgeist haven't changed?
>>108366691I remember a recent interview with her, Joyce Hyser, she said for years and years guys would come up to her in public and talk to her about that specific scene and talk to her about how nice her tits were in that scene.
Anyone remember Bachelor Party?
>>108371259The 00's and 10's don't count as their are utter dogshit,
>>108371117muh anonhow this gorgeous busty blonde goddess gets no love from big booty obsessed boomers and zoomers?
No Molly Ringwald?
>>108371259In the future we'll definitely call 2016 onward a new era than <2016.The 21st is a lot harder to group into decades than the 20th it seems
>>108371281movie sucked, still she had a great set of tits
>>108371370>The 21st is a lot harder to group into decades than the 20th it seemsIt's really not, since decades are categorized numerically. Centuries are not arbitrarily numbered; no one claims 1776 is part of the fifteenth century.
>>108363158She was smoking hot in the 90s. But beautiful in the 80s.
>>108371444You've got the autism, don't you lad?
>>108371259It will always be CURRENT YEAR.
>>108370762The 80's didn't start until 1984.
>>108364892>>108365115>Blame it on Riogotta watch that again
>>108361400>be dunston>check you out
>>108362598Does she get OLDMAN'd?
>>108371329aww shit nigga
>>108363991If you read this conversation you come off as genuenly autistic.
>>108371546And the 70s started in 1926.
>>108364269>>108363922What's the reference? Looking for a good vintage fap
>>108371481She was 14 there.
>>108360453im literally the only guy ITT that could get this girl.I could go on about my drive and decent mannerisms but what it really comes down to is the face; and lets face it, I'm a solid 8. I work out every day because it is something we all should do so my stamina is well above par. my work ethic is in the 90th percentile and is also why I have been in management roles since I was 17. I know how to control and reason with people, its what ive been doing all my life.and im not bragging to you, sweetie, I'm explaining to these little kids what a man that qualifies to date you is like so they leave you alone.I'll make a thread in /soc/. just reply there if you want to go to lunch
Big hair and highleg attire was THE BEST.No not big muffs, I'm talking about hairdos. I still prefer no bush in current year.
>>108361705>I'm a fucking Chadconfirmed for not being a chad
>>108372590I'd hit it.
>>108368282>I can fix her
>>108371370You're a fucking moron kiddo
>>108373464Imagine being Gerard Depardu in that scene. Then imagine being him now.
>>108373435and a redditfag too, embarrassing kiddo
I feel that you are missing really good ones, anons
>>108371449Something tells me is thay made a 2019 remake of this movie, Lisa would not be white.
>>108370570She had like a 30-second scene in Weird Science that made me fall in love with her as a kid.>>108371408Fantastic body, kind of a shame she didn't really ever do anything else. But she was honestly kind of terrible in that movie so maybe it makes sense. There was a cut of that movie that used to run on Comedy Central really late at night that showed her topless scene. I don't know if it just slipped past the censors or what, but I swear it happened.
>>108373581Then imagine being Katherine Heigel in that scene. Then imagine being her now. Then imagine fisting yourself till your anus prolapses and you pull out holding a bloody brown fist up to the mirror. Then imagine being Judd Apatow.
>>108373464And she almost didn't wear it. But they said "He's French. Nothing less will shock him." I wish we had more scenes like this today.
>>108374612>Then imagine being Judd Apatow.Horrifying. I hate my penis.
>>108373590A goddess. I didn't recognize her as the mother on Jessica Jones.
Phoebe was amazing. I'll never get tired of that pool scene.
>>108360538Because your parents mutilated your dick when you were a baby
>>108361400I'm sorry I'm gonna need some sauce on....this...
>>108371340We didn't see enough of her to judge...
>>108373464Was that the chick from Dawn of the Dead (2004)?
Brie Larson just ruined everything.
>>108366691I remember seeing this on TV late night. It wasn't censored. I was like 13. Oh boy my dick took a pounding that night.
>>108375478what was raimi trying to convey here?
>>108371340Molly's that girl in school who nobody remembers.
>>108377010DON'T LET HIM ON THE SCHOOL BUS
>>108376673Fun fact: in the original script she flashes rick but we never see the titties then at the last minute the female director Lisa Gottlieb talked joyce into doing it who was originally dead set against doing it.
>Jews pushing degeneracyso hot
>>108363398fucking hell who is this?
>>108377319That blonde guy was a professional movie asshole in the 80s.Cobra Kai was really a blessing for that guy.
>>108361400I just watched this movie today.It was fucking hilarious.The good guy dies at the end.No shit
>>108375411It's from the movie called Linkhttps://youtu.be/QrQWcN0PSXk
>>108362706she was only 15 in conan 2 and arnold and wilt spit roasted her
>>108361400my GOD what a perfect body and faceunbelievable
>>108361400Is this a JoJo reference?
>>108367878cutest girl on the fucking planet, she was the best part of Better Off Dead, which was already a great movie
>>108378988I don't blame them. I'd impregnate her the first chance I got.
>that movie where Keanu sells Aunt Becky into sex slavery
>>108360453Welp. Time to fap to this thread.
Guess I'm jacking off the vintage porn tonight.
>>108371072Imagine having a foursome with Kelly Preston, Phoebe Cates, and Betsy Russell
>>108363656Sherilyn Fenn was hot as fuck in Just One of the Guys but she never got naked until Two Moon Junction a few years later.
this thread is bringing back a lot of good fap memories..
>>108373590They just don't build them like this any more.
>>108361332Sorry pal, I lived through the 80s (boomer here) and no one but the most degenerate women had tattoos or any piercings other than ears (maybe nose but those were rare). Most women did have some bush, but usually trimmed if they were dating someone and wanted to get eaten out. Girls also dressed in a more wholesome way, and even if they were slutty, somehow it seemed less garbage than today. Popularity was never based on anything digital (any computers or tech was for nerds) so even minor Chads could get laid if they had the confidence to talk to a girl (didn't have to worry about them blowing you off since they didn't have 100 dudes messaging them on Tinder)
>>108381676I was born into the 80s and I remember girls being far cuter and dressed well.
>>108361400Is that a body double? I sure hope not.
>>108361400My Dunstin checked in if you get my drift.
>>108371072She's a literal 10/10 but that soul glo jheri curl look was shit.
>>108381862you're four hours late on that joke
>>108362931Gawd she was so perfect in this movie.
>>108360658she was really funny in Planet Terror
always and forever
>>108363674Those coochie cutter gym shorts were the yoga pants of the 70s and 80s
>>108370517the fuck is wrong with those eggs
>>108364622I miss white people. Reminder that California was like 70% white in the 70s and 80s
>>108373235For England, James?
>>108361400>>108371781this fucking thread
>>108377212pretty sure he isn't allowed a number of yards from schools these days
>>108364892Ugh yes. Critics trashed it but you know middle aged male critics secretly loved it but couldn't admit it.
>>108382102Japan has great taste in American teens and lolis.
>>108381966Don't ever post my songfu on this board again.
>>108381223Shue looks like a lesbian girl's gym teacher now.
>>108362931>>108382102>>108371481Connely forever>>108371117>>108371336This poster was all over teenage boys rooms in the 80's.>>108371329Heck yeah. It's a great flick every so often. >>108371449>>108373893Incredible
>>108373464If you're not sucking titties on the reg and seeing pussy and asshole from behind, what's the point in existing
Can't show her best pics from Lifeforce on a blue board
>>108375257One of the few unironic 10/10s to ever exist.
>>108382492Joan Severance from See No Evil, Hear No Evil.
>>108377319Unironically one of the most memorable moments in 80s movie history. Based female director.
>>108382524She was so yummy.
Dolph tags you in. Wat do?