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Why is Jeff Bezos such a deranged, perverted sicko?

Why being mega rich (like Wacko Jacko) usually means that one entertains the most forbidden fetishes known to man?
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>>108347167
I don't know why Trump fucked his daughter. But that's just the way it goes.
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That's hardly bizarre
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Wow, how bizarre.
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>>108347167
isn't that a foo fighters song
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Based sniffer if I had a gf I'd sniff her pits and butt musk all day!
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>>108347167
ask president tr*mp
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>>108347207
The time is approximately 49 minutes past the hour. You have ten (10) minutes to prove, using multiple citations from reliable sources, that Donald Trump had sex with his daughter.

Your time starts..... NOW.
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>>108347167
he got injected full of rejuvenation super roid juice
that has to fuck with your brain
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Male slut shaming is OK now?
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>>108347291
I have alternative facts proving it.
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>>108347167
>I want to SNIFF
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Jeff Bezos confirmed for BRAAAP poster
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>>108347167
haha yeah what a sicko I mean can you even imagine telling a woman something like that haha
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>>108347328
53 minutes past. Tick-tock.
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>>108347167
Reminder that Bezos sabotaged his own marriage, crippling his net worth, for the sole purpose of beating Gates a second time. Bezos knows he can do it.
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I want to smell you is the most normies tier thing over ever heard. More normal the footfags which Idris Elba said he was on national television. Was this article written by an actual femcel?
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>I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon,”
>“I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you,”
Three weeks later, he sent her a shirtless photo with another romantic declaration.

>“You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh,” Bezos wrote with the photo on June 1, according to the Enquirer.

>“I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.”
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>>108347544
>tfw even billionaires can be lonely & horny
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>>108347544
Ugh what a creep!!
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>>108347544
>someone with the social skills slightly above Chris Chan is the richest man in the world
yikes
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>>108347544
incels are disgusting, glad to see women destroying them one at a time
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>>108347544
>I love you, alive girl
What did he mean by this?
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What board do you think he browses?
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>>108347638
Be nice to incels, they're just in the proto stage of sissysluthood. In the end it means more pussi to pound for the rest of us
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>>108347167
>Bezos confirmed braap poster
Well this is a weird timeline
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>>108347421
Based as fuck
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Trump curse strikes again.
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>>108347640
Hopefully it is just an inside joke referencing a prior conversation
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>>108347544
Was it autism?
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>Alexa, activate olfactory recording mode
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>>108347640
mackenzie is fucking dead
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>>108347544
autism
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>>108347167
If you are as rich as Jeffy boy is, that means you can experience all of your sexual fantasies. There are zero limits on what you can do, no matter if you want to fiddle a kid or just kill someone to get off.
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>>108347820
>Bezos spent his nights brappposting on a taiwanese fishing forum
>There is a chance you called the world's richest man a faggot over shitposting
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>>108348009
>>108348189
Guys, not everything is autism
The symptoms of autism are very similar to the symptoms of sociopathy
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>>108347544
>and have coffee with you
OK this is just fucking SICK! he should be in jail or at least an insane asylum. goddamned filthy disgustinbg pervert!!!
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>>108348009
>>108348189
>>108349488
neither an autist nor a sociopath would write something so MUH FEELS like this
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The absolute audacity of this roastie. Why the fuck would you divorce the richest man on Earth? Like who are you gonna trade up for? This bitch is at the top and she's STILL not satisfied.
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>>108347614
WAS the richest man
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>>108349716
bruh she has 70 billion now and doesn't have to be with her ugly, unfaithful goblin of a husband. Granted she's a goblin herself but at 70 bil I would do insane things to her body just in the hopes she'll keep me around as a toy. 70 BILLION.
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>>108347544
He actually sounds like a sweet guy. Is this controversial in 2019? 20 years ago Howard Stern was asking every actress he interviewed if they liked anal.
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>>108347544
>wants to listen to a woman
I call bullshit
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He both imagined and realized the smell.
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>>108347544
>I love you, alive girl
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>>108347544
This is lame compared to Joyce's letters or Prince Charles' phonecalls
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>>108347544

I wonder how these messages could have been leaked ? I guess they must have ended up in the possession of lawyers in his divorce case. lawyers are scum
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>>108347544
>read the paper with you and have coffee with you
If that isn't code for some fucked up shit then ffs he is doomed to dry out vag for the rest of his life. How can such a great mind for business not understand the biggest customer segment, women.
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>>108347167
>Sending messages to a girl you like is "bizarre."
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>>108347167
>smell
h-heh.. yeah sicko
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>>108349965
This. She'll spend the rest of her life fucking NFL players while teasing her ex husband in the boardroom.
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>>108347167
>I want to smell you
>I want to breathe you in
yeah, hahaha imagine wanting that lol
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>>108347544
He sounds like a poo. Surprised he didn't ask for vagana pics.
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>>108350227
/ourguy/
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>>108347167
>"I want to smell you"
>"I want to breathe you in"
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>>108347544
Imagine how wet her panties were when the richest man in the world was texting this to her
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>>108347167
Bezos braphog confirmed?
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>>108347167
wow how bizarre, vanilla sexting messages
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>>108347167
>bezos is a brap poster
fug
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>>108347167
THE OG BRAP POSTER
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SNIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>108347167
he sounds like he posts in /tv/ celeb threads
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>>108347544
>I love you, alive girl
>I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you
Based and Batemanpilled
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>>108347167
>I want to smell you
>I want to breathe you in

ONE OF US!

ONE OF US!

ONE OF US!
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>>108347544
>>108351600
Let's see Jeff Bezos' card
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7 grand roast sandwich vs 70 billion roast sandwich
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How will JK Simmons portray Bezos in the inevitable biopic?
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>>108347330
>>108347345
>>108350227
>>108350549
>>108350644
>>108350645
>>108351067
>>108351655

I never imagined the day would come when sniffposters would count Bezos among their ranks.
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>>108347544
Imagine you're rich as this guy and you still beta orbit women what a losers.
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>>108347167
lmao that's basically an old /tv/ waifufag post
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WHY HAS NOBODY POSTED THE WEBM YET
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>>108347544
It doesn't matter how wealthy or powerful you get, once a beta always a beta
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>>108351655
>that feeling of validation
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>>108347167
those are bizarre comments?
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>>108347167

>These texts
>Weirds

Lol, girls fucking LOVE if you tell them cheesy shit like "I want the smell of your breath to fill my lungs" or something, but they must be into you

Remember, it's only creepy if she thinks you're ugly!
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>>108347544
what an autist holy shit no one texts like this lol
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>>108347167
Those actually sound pretty normal? Fake news media is SAD!
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>>108347167
Based Sneff Buzoms
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>>108347544
OH NO NO NO
Straight outta /r9k/!
>go home, alive girl!
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>>108352882
>>108353042
The people who write these articles must have the most vanilla sex imaginable. When I told my ex-wife that I liked the smell of her on my face after I ate her out, she told me that she liked it too and afterward would pull me up for a long juice-covered kiss. And we were pretty much normies. Took over 10 years to get anal.
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>>108347316
Yeah he’s on trt after being low test most of his life. He can’t control his dick.
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>>108353190
normie
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>>108347614
that's what autism does
unfortunately for chris his autism made him obsessed with sonic, had him be obsessed with something else valuable he'd be rich now
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>>108353363
what if he was obsessed with killing Jews
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>>108347544
incels really are beyond saving
billions can't change anything
sad stuff
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>>108349604
Actually a lot of sociopaths do have romantic relationships, but their social advances often comes off as slightly wrong or unnerving, because they don’t actually care

>alive girl
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>>108353412
why didn't he just use some of his money to get a book on charisma or something lol
is he retarded?
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>>108347544
Just close your eyes and think of England.
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>>108353503
>tfw you're not a sociopath but your social advances come off as slightly wrong or unnerving anyway and not only do you care, you care so much the memories of them continue to haunt you years later
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>>108349716
>Why the fuck would you divorce the richest man on Earth?
For $70 BILLION paycheck?
>Like who are you gonna trade up for?
Young Chads she may or may not pay for.
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1 extremely hot escort for 1 night: $5,000
12 extremely hot escorts for 1 night: $60,000
12 extremely hot escorts every day of the year: $21,900,000

Assuming the divorce costs him 37 billion, he could have had a dozen 10/10 hookers every day for the next 1700 years for the same price.

Instead he fucked THIS
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>>108353752
love is so fucked up
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>perverted sicko

liking the smell/scent of your partner is pretty common

god americans are such persecutory christcuck halfhumans
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Braaaaaaapppppppppp fetish
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>>108347167
>usually means that

That you are projecting your fetishes on other people? Seems legit.
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>>108353752
That's probably what these super-rich guys are doing anyway. It's not like they would tell the whole world.

Justin Bieber has his bodyguards invite harems of women to his hotel room after shows for sex parties and the girls have to sign NDA's.
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>>108352666
Trips of YIKES
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>>108353781
This. Plus lots of Latinas have their smell game on point. Nicest smelling women I've worked with tended to be Latina.
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>>108347167
>world's richest man is a sniffposter like the rest of us
We have been vindicated.
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Imagine how many women would grovel on all fours like an animal and fart their brains out for a man this wealthy. Imagine the power this fucking guy wields.
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>stop taking sex so seriously, it's a natural emotional stabilizer and everyone likes it so don't be a prude
>lmao what kind of degenerate tells a woman he likes how she smells

The Khmer Rouge were right.
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>>108347167
How long before we get articles about women with smelly vaginas complaining how talking about a woman's smell is "not o.k.".
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>>108353752
t. retard
If you have over 100 billion dollars then yeah, you could fuck anybody you wanted to. What most people miss is that at a certain point, personality and other traits (in this case, smell for bezos) are the only thing that is going to separate instagram whore #23 from any other woman you might fuck.
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>>108354229
>If you have over 100 billion dollars then yeah, you could fuck anybody you wanted to
If you're some Saudi prince maybe, but as the public face of a very well known American corporation your options are a little more limited.
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>>108347638
>>108347692
>>108353412
Do you cunts even know what an incel is? fucking hell. You twats will soon start calling pornstars incel too.
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>>108347316
>I AM GROWING STRONGER
someone just needs to add in the shiny eyes effect on the 2017 pic and this will be perfect
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>>108347167
I don't understand how anyone can not hate journalists.
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>>108347167
>not having a pre-nup
What the FUCK was he thinking?
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>>108347167

Women love this kind of abstract romance talk. If you talk like an obsessed freak to a women that's into you she'll drop those panties on the regular for you.
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>>108355019
Are you saying that pornstars aren’t incels? Fucking idiot
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>>108353402
Then he'd post on /pol/.
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>>108347207
can't blame him
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>>108350122
the divorce happened BECAUSE of these messages as far as we know. his wife filed for it after the nat’l enquirer story that leaked these was published
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>>108355085
They’ve been married since before he even started amazon. Most normal people don’t have prenups. Not to mention that prenups don’t even always hold up in court
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As a lifelong virgin, I must ask, is it really that hard to just not have sex with people?
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>>108347544
the first one is by far the worst. everything else is not that bad in comparison
>alive girl
i mean jesus fucking christ. literally what did he mean by this.
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>>108355114
Nice bait. Here is your (you)
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>>108347544
/our guy/
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>>108355114
this guy fucks
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>>108353957
The nicest smelling girl I was ever with was from Israel, she was dark though so I don't think she was a true kike
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>>108355331
People have different sex drives, bro. Some people, usually women, can go weeks/months with nothing. Me, if I don't fap for a couple days I start seeing brappers materialize out of the corners of my eyes.
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>>108347167
>I want to smell you
He was /ourguy/ all along and we never even cared...
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>>108347544
>read the paper with you and have coffee with you!
LOCK. HIM. UP.
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>>108355587
die reddit manlet incel
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>>108350156
Um it's 2019 incel, it is kay?
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>I want to smell you
>I want to breathe you in
BASED AND /OUR/PILLED
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>>108355482
Thank you, just doing my part to make incel a meaningless word
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>>108347330
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
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>>108353887
>Justin Bieber has his bodyguards invite harems of women to his hotel room
source?
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this is some Elon Musk tier weird shit
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>>108347167
>>108347544
/our guy/
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>>108355110
Took fucking long enough
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>>108348357
Mine would be have a Maid who takes care of all my cocks needs. Need to go to the toilet? Cock Maid takes it out, aims, dabs when finished and put's it back in pants. Needs washed? Cock maids job. Needs milked? Cock maids job. Dick cold after being outside on a cold day? Pop it between cock maids tits.
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The Bezos is good.
The Bezos is great.
We surrender our will for Prime status
As of this date.
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>>108355085
>>108355263
>not having a post-nup after he got rich
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Anyone else think news is scum for posting his private texts
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>>108347316
Kevin spacey is that you
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someone tweet jeff The Method
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>>108347167
>bizarre

hahahhaha
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>>108347544
ok bezos is based now
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>>108347692

Based Discord Trannies thinning out the herd
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>>108355085
So he's now worth 70 billion instead of 140 billion. I doubt he gives a fuck.
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>>108358053
>no longer richest man
Trust me he cares. a lot
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>>108357927
What did I just read?
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>>108358154
>>108358053
I think he is simultaneously very annoyed and has zero fucks to give, like if he thinks about it too much he could rage spiral but he's too busy being a billionaire most of the time to bother
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>>108358154
Well I suppose that's a thing but seriously what could he not do with 70 that he could do with 140?
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>>108358229
God's plan
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>>108358418
>Well I suppose that's a thing but seriously what could he not do with 70 that he could do with 140?
Contentment does not pave a path to greatness.
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>>108353887
if the girls sign NDAs, how do you know about it?
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>>108353752
Dudes its not like he gave her 60B its like he is giving her half his bitcoin collection. If Amazon didn't dominate like this he would have just been like the CEO of Target or something and given her 5B you never know whats going to happen in life.

Like 85% of his wealth is just in stocks.
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>>108347207
Trump is simply a man who thinks logically.
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>>108347167
Lots of people are deranged, perverted sickos. Why should Mr. Bezos be any different just because he's wealthy?
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>>108350025
Howard Stern is in a different line of work from Jeff Bezos. Stern is supposed to say things like that.
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>>108347167
There goes his chances at running for president to stop Drumpf.
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>>108347544
The moment she read "alive girl" she knew it was time to blast dat ass.
ut oh girl, I ain't being eaten tonight honey
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>>108355114
A porn star might be an incel when they're off the job.
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>>108350025
Stern is a horrid, crude, garish, transgressive jew. Or less redundantly, he is a jew.
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>>108359327
If Clinton could be elected, twice, with his issues, Bezos shouldn't have a problem in that area.

The biggest objection to Bezos would be that he hasn't held elective office before, which didn't stop people from voting for Trump.
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>Bezos is a BRAPfag

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?
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someone copy paste his texts and send them to girls on tinder. i wanna see reactions
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>>108347167
>locker room talk
Poor jeffy b
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>tfw the thought police find your texts and now you've got to answer to the crime of wrong think

We 1984 now. Jeff will be vaporized soon.



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