Why is Jeff Bezos such a deranged, perverted sicko?Why being mega rich (like Wacko Jacko) usually means that one entertains the most forbidden fetishes known to man?
>>108347167I don't know why Trump fucked his daughter. But that's just the way it goes.
That's hardly bizarre
Wow, how bizarre.
>>108347167isn't that a foo fighters song
Based sniffer if I had a gf I'd sniff her pits and butt musk all day!
>>108347167ask president tr*mp
>>108347207The time is approximately 49 minutes past the hour. You have ten (10) minutes to prove, using multiple citations from reliable sources, that Donald Trump had sex with his daughter.Your time starts..... NOW.
>>108347167he got injected full of rejuvenation super roid juicethat has to fuck with your brain
Male slut shaming is OK now?
>>108347291I have alternative facts proving it.
>>108347167>I want to SNIFF
Jeff Bezos confirmed for BRAAAP poster
>>108347167haha yeah what a sicko I mean can you even imagine telling a woman something like that haha
>>10834732853 minutes past. Tick-tock.
>>108347167Reminder that Bezos sabotaged his own marriage, crippling his net worth, for the sole purpose of beating Gates a second time. Bezos knows he can do it.
I want to smell you is the most normies tier thing over ever heard. More normal the footfags which Idris Elba said he was on national television. Was this article written by an actual femcel?
>I love you, alive girl. I will show you with my body, and my lips and my eyes, very soon,” >“I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in. I want to hold you tight.… I want to kiss your lips…. I love you. I am in love with you,” Three weeks later, he sent her a shirtless photo with another romantic declaration.>“You know what I want? I want to get a little drunk with you tonight. Not falling down. Just a little drunk. I want to talk to you and plan with you. Listen and laugh,” Bezos wrote with the photo on June 1, according to the Enquirer.>“I basically WANT TO BE WITH YOU!!! Then I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with you.”
>>108347544>tfw even billionaires can be lonely & horny
>>108347544Ugh what a creep!!
>>108347544>someone with the social skills slightly above Chris Chan is the richest man in the worldyikes
>>108347544incels are disgusting, glad to see women destroying them one at a time
>>108347544>I love you, alive girlWhat did he mean by this?
What board do you think he browses?
>>108347638Be nice to incels, they're just in the proto stage of sissysluthood. In the end it means more pussi to pound for the rest of us
>>108347167>Bezos confirmed braap posterWell this is a weird timeline
>>108347421Based as fuck
Trump curse strikes again.
>>108347640Hopefully it is just an inside joke referencing a prior conversation
>>108347544Was it autism?
>Alexa, activate olfactory recording mode
>>108347640mackenzie is fucking dead
>>108347167If you are as rich as Jeffy boy is, that means you can experience all of your sexual fantasies. There are zero limits on what you can do, no matter if you want to fiddle a kid or just kill someone to get off.
>>108347820>Bezos spent his nights brappposting on a taiwanese fishing forum>There is a chance you called the world's richest man a faggot over shitposting
>>108348009>>108348189Guys, not everything is autismThe symptoms of autism are very similar to the symptoms of sociopathy
>>108347544>and have coffee with youOK this is just fucking SICK! he should be in jail or at least an insane asylum. goddamned filthy disgustinbg pervert!!!
>>108348009>>108348189>>108349488neither an autist nor a sociopath would write something so MUH FEELS like this
The absolute audacity of this roastie. Why the fuck would you divorce the richest man on Earth? Like who are you gonna trade up for? This bitch is at the top and she's STILL not satisfied.
>>108347614WAS the richest man
>>108349716bruh she has 70 billion now and doesn't have to be with her ugly, unfaithful goblin of a husband. Granted she's a goblin herself but at 70 bil I would do insane things to her body just in the hopes she'll keep me around as a toy. 70 BILLION.
>>108347544He actually sounds like a sweet guy. Is this controversial in 2019? 20 years ago Howard Stern was asking every actress he interviewed if they liked anal.
>>108347544>wants to listen to a womanI call bullshit
He both imagined and realized the smell.
>>108347544>I love you, alive girl
>>108347544This is lame compared to Joyce's letters or Prince Charles' phonecalls
>>108347544I wonder how these messages could have been leaked ? I guess they must have ended up in the possession of lawyers in his divorce case. lawyers are scum
>>108347544>read the paper with you and have coffee with youIf that isn't code for some fucked up shit then ffs he is doomed to dry out vag for the rest of his life. How can such a great mind for business not understand the biggest customer segment, women.
>>108347167>Sending messages to a girl you like is "bizarre."
>>108347167>smellh-heh.. yeah sicko
>>108349965This. She'll spend the rest of her life fucking NFL players while teasing her ex husband in the boardroom.
>>108347167>I want to smell you >I want to breathe you inyeah, hahaha imagine wanting that lol
>>108347544He sounds like a poo. Surprised he didn't ask for vagana pics.
>>108347167>"I want to smell you">"I want to breathe you in"
>>108347544Imagine how wet her panties were when the richest man in the world was texting this to her
>>108347167Bezos braphog confirmed?
>>108347167wow how bizarre, vanilla sexting messages
>>108347167>bezos is a brap posterfug
>>108347167THE OG BRAP POSTER
>>108347167he sounds like he posts in /tv/ celeb threads
>>108347544>I love you, alive girl>I want to fall asleep with you and wake up tomorrow and read the paper with you and have coffee with youBased and Batemanpilled
>>108347167>I want to smell you>I want to breathe you inONE OF US!ONE OF US!ONE OF US!
>>108347544>>108351600Let's see Jeff Bezos' card
7 grand roast sandwich vs 70 billion roast sandwich
How will JK Simmons portray Bezos in the inevitable biopic?
>>108347330>>108347345>>108350227>>108350549>>108350644>>108350645>>108351067>>108351655I never imagined the day would come when sniffposters would count Bezos among their ranks.
>>108347544Imagine you're rich as this guy and you still beta orbit women what a losers.
>>108347167lmao that's basically an old /tv/ waifufag post
WHY HAS NOBODY POSTED THE WEBM YET
>>108347544It doesn't matter how wealthy or powerful you get, once a beta always a beta
>>108351655>that feeling of validation
>>108347167those are bizarre comments?
>>108347167>These texts>WeirdsLol, girls fucking LOVE if you tell them cheesy shit like "I want the smell of your breath to fill my lungs" or something, but they must be into youRemember, it's only creepy if she thinks you're ugly!
>>108347544what an autist holy shit no one texts like this lol
>>108347167Those actually sound pretty normal? Fake news media is SAD!
>>108347167Based Sneff Buzoms
>>108347544OH NO NO NOStraight outta /r9k/!>go home, alive girl!
>>108352882>>108353042The people who write these articles must have the most vanilla sex imaginable. When I told my ex-wife that I liked the smell of her on my face after I ate her out, she told me that she liked it too and afterward would pull me up for a long juice-covered kiss. And we were pretty much normies. Took over 10 years to get anal.
>>108347316Yeah he’s on trt after being low test most of his life. He can’t control his dick.
>>108347614that's what autism doesunfortunately for chris his autism made him obsessed with sonic, had him be obsessed with something else valuable he'd be rich now
>>108353363what if he was obsessed with killing Jews
>>108347544incels really are beyond savingbillions can't change anythingsad stuff
>>108349604Actually a lot of sociopaths do have romantic relationships, but their social advances often comes off as slightly wrong or unnerving, because they don’t actually care>alive girl
>>108353412why didn't he just use some of his money to get a book on charisma or something lolis he retarded?
>>108347544Just close your eyes and think of England.
>>108353503>tfw you're not a sociopath but your social advances come off as slightly wrong or unnerving anyway and not only do you care, you care so much the memories of them continue to haunt you years later
>>108349716>Why the fuck would you divorce the richest man on Earth?For $70 BILLION paycheck?>Like who are you gonna trade up for?Young Chads she may or may not pay for.
1 extremely hot escort for 1 night: $5,00012 extremely hot escorts for 1 night: $60,00012 extremely hot escorts every day of the year: $21,900,000Assuming the divorce costs him 37 billion, he could have had a dozen 10/10 hookers every day for the next 1700 years for the same price.Instead he fucked THIS
>>108353752love is so fucked up
>perverted sickoliking the smell/scent of your partner is pretty commongod americans are such persecutory christcuck halfhumans
>>108347167>usually means thatThat you are projecting your fetishes on other people? Seems legit.
>>108353752That's probably what these super-rich guys are doing anyway. It's not like they would tell the whole world. Justin Bieber has his bodyguards invite harems of women to his hotel room after shows for sex parties and the girls have to sign NDA's.
>>108352666Trips of YIKES
>>108353781This. Plus lots of Latinas have their smell game on point. Nicest smelling women I've worked with tended to be Latina.
>>108347167>world's richest man is a sniffposter like the rest of usWe have been vindicated.
Imagine how many women would grovel on all fours like an animal and fart their brains out for a man this wealthy. Imagine the power this fucking guy wields.
>stop taking sex so seriously, it's a natural emotional stabilizer and everyone likes it so don't be a prude >lmao what kind of degenerate tells a woman he likes how she smells The Khmer Rouge were right.
>>108347167How long before we get articles about women with smelly vaginas complaining how talking about a woman's smell is "not o.k.".
>>108353752t. retardIf you have over 100 billion dollars then yeah, you could fuck anybody you wanted to. What most people miss is that at a certain point, personality and other traits (in this case, smell for bezos) are the only thing that is going to separate instagram whore #23 from any other woman you might fuck.
>>108354229>If you have over 100 billion dollars then yeah, you could fuck anybody you wanted toIf you're some Saudi prince maybe, but as the public face of a very well known American corporation your options are a little more limited.
>>108347638>>108347692>>108353412Do you cunts even know what an incel is? fucking hell. You twats will soon start calling pornstars incel too.
>>108347316>I AM GROWING STRONGERsomeone just needs to add in the shiny eyes effect on the 2017 pic and this will be perfect
>>108347167I don't understand how anyone can not hate journalists.
>>108347167>not having a pre-nupWhat the FUCK was he thinking?
>>108347167Women love this kind of abstract romance talk. If you talk like an obsessed freak to a women that's into you she'll drop those panties on the regular for you.
>>108355019Are you saying that pornstars aren’t incels? Fucking idiot
>>108353402Then he'd post on /pol/.
>>108347207can't blame him
>>108350122the divorce happened BECAUSE of these messages as far as we know. his wife filed for it after the nat’l enquirer story that leaked these was published
>>108355085They’ve been married since before he even started amazon. Most normal people don’t have prenups. Not to mention that prenups don’t even always hold up in court
As a lifelong virgin, I must ask, is it really that hard to just not have sex with people?
>>108347544the first one is by far the worst. everything else is not that bad in comparison>alive girli mean jesus fucking christ. literally what did he mean by this.
>>108355114Nice bait. Here is your (you)
>>108355114this guy fucks
>>108353957The nicest smelling girl I was ever with was from Israel, she was dark though so I don't think she was a true kike
>>108355331People have different sex drives, bro. Some people, usually women, can go weeks/months with nothing. Me, if I don't fap for a couple days I start seeing brappers materialize out of the corners of my eyes.
>>108347167>I want to smell youHe was /ourguy/ all along and we never even cared...
>>108347544>read the paper with you and have coffee with you!LOCK. HIM. UP.
>>108355587die reddit manlet incel
>>108350156Um it's 2019 incel, it is kay?
>I want to smell you>I want to breathe you inBASED AND /OUR/PILLED
>>108355482Thank you, just doing my part to make incel a meaningless word
>>108347330ONE OF USONE OF USONE OF US
>>108353887>Justin Bieber has his bodyguards invite harems of women to his hotel roomsource?
this is some Elon Musk tier weird shit
>>108355110Took fucking long enough
>>108348357Mine would be have a Maid who takes care of all my cocks needs. Need to go to the toilet? Cock Maid takes it out, aims, dabs when finished and put's it back in pants. Needs washed? Cock maids job. Needs milked? Cock maids job. Dick cold after being outside on a cold day? Pop it between cock maids tits.
The Bezos is good.The Bezos is great.We surrender our will for Prime statusAs of this date.
>>108355085>>108355263>not having a post-nup after he got rich
Anyone else think news is scum for posting his private texts
>>108347316Kevin spacey is that you
someone tweet jeff The Method
>>108347544ok bezos is based now
>>108347692Based Discord Trannies thinning out the herd
>>108355085So he's now worth 70 billion instead of 140 billion. I doubt he gives a fuck.
>>108358053>no longer richest man Trust me he cares. a lot
>>108357927What did I just read?
>>108358154>>108358053I think he is simultaneously very annoyed and has zero fucks to give, like if he thinks about it too much he could rage spiral but he's too busy being a billionaire most of the time to bother
>>108358154Well I suppose that's a thing but seriously what could he not do with 70 that he could do with 140?
>>108358418>Well I suppose that's a thing but seriously what could he not do with 70 that he could do with 140?Contentment does not pave a path to greatness.
>>108353887if the girls sign NDAs, how do you know about it?
>>108353752Dudes its not like he gave her 60B its like he is giving her half his bitcoin collection. If Amazon didn't dominate like this he would have just been like the CEO of Target or something and given her 5B you never know whats going to happen in life.Like 85% of his wealth is just in stocks.
>>108347207Trump is simply a man who thinks logically.
>>108347167Lots of people are deranged, perverted sickos. Why should Mr. Bezos be any different just because he's wealthy?
>>108350025Howard Stern is in a different line of work from Jeff Bezos. Stern is supposed to say things like that.
>>108347167There goes his chances at running for president to stop Drumpf.
>>108347544The moment she read "alive girl" she knew it was time to blast dat ass.ut oh girl, I ain't being eaten tonight honey
>>108355114A porn star might be an incel when they're off the job.
>>108350025Stern is a horrid, crude, garish, transgressive jew. Or less redundantly, he is a jew.
>>108359327If Clinton could be elected, twice, with his issues, Bezos shouldn't have a problem in that area. The biggest objection to Bezos would be that he hasn't held elective office before, which didn't stop people from voting for Trump.
>Bezos is a BRAPfagWho will play him in the inevitable biopic?
someone copy paste his texts and send them to girls on tinder. i wanna see reactions
>>108347167>locker room talkPoor jeffy b
>tfw the thought police find your texts and now you've got to answer to the crime of wrong thinkWe 1984 now. Jeff will be vaporized soon.