Their hasn't been any movies about UFO encounters in a long time.
>>108341261Ghosts have been in season. Before that Bigfoot. They come in cycles.
>>108341261Something I realised is there has never been a truly great film about alien abduction or pirates ever
>>108341311>yeah i feel like watching a pirate movie so i'll sneak that in so it gets recommended too, no one will notice
>>108341261fuck off gray niggers
>>108341353Kek, the man enjoys his pirate movies and realized one hasn’t been made in a long time. Maybe he wants a recommendation.
>>108341311just watch black sails
>>108341311Fire in the Sky is great.
When you wake up in the middle of the night and see your door partially opened, and this.
>>108341398Funny how this hasn't gone on blu ray yet.
>>108341261The Fourth Kind
>>108341261Is that what happens to Asians when the evolve from old to ancient?
>>108341442I'd jump out of bed and run up to it and kill it or fuck it
>>108341398I've seen brief clips but don't think I can bring myself to watching it.Is it as gory/horrific as it looks?
>>108341478>that'll be 300 dora prus tip dumb whito piggu
>>108341442My 4 cats shred it to death and feast on the remains. I continue to sleep well.
>>108341442holy fuck I wish this was me, id jump om its head until it died.I hate those little grey faggots
>>108341498Usually in those situations sleep paralysis holds you in place.
>>108341261Because such movies are usually dumb and boring
>>108341535Think your psychic powers work on me you gray bitch
>>108341519Well it involves pointy things going towards a guys mouth and eye.
>>108341535>being scared of manlet ayysnever going to make it
>>108341442It's a super-intelligent interstellar travelling species, supposedly, why the fuck would they creep around some redneck's ass house by themselves instead of relying purely on technology?In this way, abduction movies where the aliens only make contact on their ship are much more grounded
>>108341519no. there's only one alien scene, and it's complete fiction, and the studio demanded it be added because the movie was so incredibly boring
>>108341562IS that the whole film then?
>>108341571>It's a super-intelligent interstellar travelling speciesit's not
>>108341571Think of a large animal stalking a much smaller one out of curiosity and intent to kill if it moves. That is pretty much how a grey would look at us.
>>108341602Run of the mill made-for-TV esq film about logging and some guy wanting to marry his friend's daughter for 90% of the film then insane madness tacked on right at the end
>>108341535No joke, sleep paralysis is a bitch. Let me tell you my tale:>high school>wake up, sleep paralysis, can't move>six figures come into room>I can't move, just dart my eyes back and forth>they make some weird gestures over my body and look at each other for a bit>bail without making a soundFast forward>christmas eve>pass out on family friends' couch before midnight service>they have a huge window/sliding glass door looking out into their back yard>wake up, sleep paralysis again>same figures are walking towards the sliding glass door, they are brightly lit this time>get a good look at them, same figures from before>mushy pinky looking bubble gum things that look kinda like burn victims in a way>manage to fling myself off the couch>more like flop off>raise my upper body up on my arms>turn my head and point at them>they hesitate and actually look at each other this time instead of gesturing>they bail>i pass back out, parents come back and laugh about me rolling off the couch in my sleepNever saw them again, but I still get sleep paralysis from time to time. You have weird visions in that stage of sleep and I think that explains a lot of "encounter" tales.
>>108341622the day we have the tech to mass invade their shitty bubble world like starship troopers, will be the high point of humanity, I hope we slaughter billions of them.I wont see it in my lifetime but maybe my daughter will have kids one day, maybe their descendants will get the job done
>>108341683And the second time I meant they make eye contact. First time they never made eye contact, would just look at another figure and do their stupid arm and hand gestures. Second time they were looking into each other's eyes.
>>108341261Gillian Anderson literally starred in one six months ago. Nobody fucking watches shit here, they just shitpost. Fuck you OP.
>>108341662Is it worth a watch?
>be kid>have dream about aliens running into my bedroom and rushing up to my face>always stuck with me>years later read how people remember alien abductions as dreams>tfw abducted
>>108341698>my daughter*hits pipe*
>>108341683You should check out The Nightmare. Not quite UFO related, but talks about the shadow people that often come.
>>108341745Yeah i'd say, it's not bad, especially if you're into paranormal films. The end is pretty well done
>>108341745If you enjoy things going from yawn to fucked real suddenly and without much warning, sure. >>108341758The things in my hallucinations looked more like pic related.
>>108341261There's instead an entire series now. Project Blue Book.
Any good films involving wendigos and shape shifters/body snatchers?
>>108341683I've been there, shit's both cool and terrifying.>wake up in what feels like the middle of the night>everything has an orange glow>somehow still closer to a dreaming state than awake>walk towards the door of my room>suddenly being pulled towards the ceiling as if gravity is slowly reversing>lie there on my ceiling while hearing what sounds like ayys talking approach as the lights get brighter>try to call for help>can only control my breathing but somehow unable to make a sound>wake up to myself trying to scream but still no sound
>>108341261You miss Arrival, dipshit?
>>108341261It was the thing in the early 2000s and got exhausted. Need to be an interested and a market for things to start happening.
>>108341845The Arrival was better.
>>108341843Best time it happened to me was when I was staying over at my girlfriend's house. >wake up>sleep paralysis>looking at her sleeping>just glaring>wake up you bitch>goddamn you if you do not wake up and help me out I am going to do it>I will rape your butt>I told you I would and I meant it>wake up you dirty whore>start making noises>guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh>she wakes up>guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhrgrgglghbblbkjbkn>she's wide eyed>guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh>she gets up and leaves the bedroom and doesn't come back>fuck>later she asks me what the fuck>tell her I wanted some help I had sleep paralysis>she laughs and said she slept on the couchFucking hell, man.
>>108341719>Gillie>in a close encounter movie>last yearhow could this get by me? sauce?
>>108341938It's literally titled UFO. Gillian plays a math professor in a mentor role. Indie film with indie budget compensated by competent acting.
>>108342026It was a pretty good movie but there was no ayy shit and any real encuonters.
>>108342060close encounter 1st kind is literally visual sighting of craft, which is what is written in the OP. remember your own nomenclature OP and dont get too greedy xcuck
>>108341442Have had sleep paralysis when I was 15 where it was pretty much like pic related when I regained movement I was covered in nut and my soles still feeling super ticklish.Been trying to recapture the feeling. Just can't
>>108341261*ominous droning music*
>>108341683>>108341716>>108341843If you have sleep paralysis in the future.Close your eyes, breathe hard so your muscles get some burst of oxygen and then turn your head away from the figure. Left or right.
>>108342334Very, very solid advice and more people suffering from this should know this.t.was a medical student in the past
>>108342206Why not grab that thing into a chokehold and beat it into submission?
>>108342407It's a 10 foot floating monster dude
>>108342334That's actually what I did the second time. I started really breathing as hard as I could and I just flopped over onto the floor and was able to push myself up halfway and point my right arm at them. Huh, that makes sense.
>>108341261Is that George H. W. Bush?
>>108341261Cus the cia will kill anyone who makes them.
>>108342407You couldn't punch your way out of a paper bag you retarded sissy boy, who are you trying to fool here.
>>108342429Look at its tiny armsI‘d jump on it and wrestle it to the ground then fuck it.t. 130kg 2,10m wrestler
>>108342407because this is what it actually looked like
>>108342429>10 foot monsterCan't beat a ten inch dick, I bet.
>>108342462>m-my twig arm monster c-could defeat youNo it wouldn‘t do shitYou think I wouldn‘t try and rape some ayy lmao shit? you are wrong
>>108342471I‘d throw rocks at this glashead chucklefuckthen climb on it and shit down the chimney
>>108342491>Sectoid shows up>yu sure ain't gotta purdy mouf>i wander if yur...other...whaddaya call it...ore-a-face...is more pleassin>heh heh...IMAGINE
>>108342532>has a mouthI‘d pin that little fucker down and then ram my huge cock into its mouth and facefuck it like in facial abuse.Its not a human, its not an animal.There is no laws protecting it from my rape, as soon as I grab it its my property like a fleshlight.I‘d cut him an anus and then rape that too.If they send reinforcement I grab them too and show them a good rape
The mantis, bug looking ayys are my favorite. I was reading stuff about them for a few days and thought to myself ''I haven't seen an actual praying mantis since I was a kid.'' two days later I'm outside watering and see a mantis on the wall next to me.
>>108342613>uwaaa~>are you going to clean my ears onii-bug-chan~>nyaaa~
>>108341619is there some kind of canon between loonies about what grey's are and aren'tI'm just talking about a fucking alien, if it got there, it should be >super-intelligent interstellar travelling species
>>108342613Tiny twig arms wouldnt stop meCould easily rip his arms out and fuck his boney ass.You think I wouldn‘t fuck that?you are wrong
>>108342653Greys are biological Drones that pilot the ships.Its likely they are not even the real aliensthe greys are more like what is for us the Mars rovers.
>>108342653there is no evidence that "aliens" come from outer space
>>108342770Where else would they come from?
>>108342811other dimensions and planes of existence
>>108342839That might as well be from outer space.
>>108342795If i pull the cords, will you die?
>>108342890not really. interstellar travel implies they come from a civilisation comparable to our own, with spacecraft built in factories and crewed by professional astronauts
Ever thought UFO abductions are like sport to them? Catch and release.
>>108341719 you are talking about UFO. That movie was garbage. Basicly seti wow signal the boring movie.
>>108342528*instantly explodes your head off with mind beams*
>>108342949Where else would they be build?UFO crafts are most definately build somewhere.Even Bob Lazar confirmed this because of how advanced the crafts are.
>>108343020It wouldn‘t do shit but start to flee at the slightest sight of resistanceThen I hunt itthen I fuck ityou think I wouldn‘t rape it?you are wrong
>>108343043If you're so fucking cool then go to the wilderness right now and fuck a bear. You wouldn't, you pussy ass bitch.
>>108343024there is no evidence that ufos, whatever they might be, are "built" at allp.s. bob lazar is a phoney
>>108343108Oh *Snap*!finna dab on em homes fo real
>>108343043Kid you're cracking me up.
>>108343079Bob Lazar is the real deal you ignorant fuck.>reveals top secret Area51 to the world, only because of him we know the base even exists>reveals knowledge of test flight plans because he knew exactly when it would happen, showed it to friends and relativesThe guy has no incentive to lie, he came out with the info because the Military busted him when he showed his friends the flight tests so in order to protect his Life he spilled the beans to the public about Area 51 and the now infamous S4 Lab.He also went through a Lie detector test that he passed.according to Bob Lazar the US has at least 9 different UFO crafts, their origins are unknown to him but his guess is that they were found somewhere because they were all in mint condition, so likely found in antarctica in some ruin or something.
>>108343043Are you a pajeet?
>>108341519not really, it's mostly about rural town investigating a missing man and his friends being under investigation for him missingthen towards the end there the table scene and it doesn't last long, but it's horrifying if you are a kid, If you are an adult it looks like bondage and jizzgood movie though, If it wasn't based on a 'true story' it would't be as good
>>108341311waitthere's been a movie with alien abduction AND pirates at the same time?
>>108343212I‘m not a poonigger and I would not rape humans or animals because they are protected by laws that I respect and followAyy lmaos have no laws that protect themthey are allowed game to meif some ayy lmao ever crosses my path I will attempt to rape itdont care if it kills me but my dick will be inside that alien and fuck its throatI cannot be stopped as my dedication to alien rape is too strong for even their mindbeamsi simply do not care if it tries to stop me i grab it and fuck it
>>108343151I'd crack you up, if you know what I mean. Oh yeah, I'd open cracks inside of you real wide. you think I wouldn't peek thru them cracks I made?you're dead wrong cracko
>>108343256Space Pirate Captain Harlock
Dark Skies was decent but that was 2013.
>>108343256luckily hollywood hasn't gotten their hands on metroid yet
>>108343256Literally a film called Cowboys & Aliens.
>>108343653>that blatant disinfotop kek
>>108341719I have been on this planet for 34 years. I still have yet to see Gillian Anderson's ass hole.Why am I even here?
>>108343692>Cowboys & Aliens>PiratesYou ok anon?
>>108343653>muh gravitational waves and (((institutional science)))Thats actually a jewish scam.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SFJjrD5pq_Ihttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J3Hoax81rkIas it stands Lazar is still right.
>>108342916It would be very payynful.
>>108343873the point is lazar's claimed credentials have been discredited and his story is full of holes. if you read vallee's 'revelations,' it suggests that lazar may himself have been a victim of manipulation by intelligence agents. so he might be telling "the truth" as he remembers it, but that "truth" was theatre staged for disinfo purposes
>>108343787I've been off-planet for .00902 lightyears, it might be time to revisit Gillian's loose and flubbery sphincter.
>>108344107>and his story is full of holes.Only that its not full of any holes, his story is coherent and makes sense.>it suggests that lazar may himself have been a victim of manipulation by intelligence agentsThis makes no sense, no way for them to fake the UFO crafts.
>>108344306his story is not coherent and his self-purported schooling has been proved a lie>This makes no sense, no way for them to fake the UFO crafts.lol what? you think the u.s. government would have trouble faking a flying saucer? the technology to simulate ufo events has existed for decades
>>108344396>his story is not coherent and his self-purported schooling has been proved a lieBut thats wrong, nothing was proven wrong about him, there is no signs of him lying.He passed a lie detector test and he revealed prior unknown information. That makes him legit. Better do more research into the subject before trying to debate it.The government also doesn’t need to fake the Crafts because they have real legit ones.
>>108341683>six figures while still in high schoolCrypto?
>>108344390What is this masterpiece from?>>108343557This wasn't bad
>>108341442I‘d get slowly out of my bed and reveal my massive throbbing boner to it and start slowly masturbating while coming closer to itThen I grab it and facefuck itYou think I would not rape some ayy?your are wrong
>>108344480he claims to have master's degrees from mit and caltech. that claim has been discredited. "lie detector" tests are junk science and not even worth discussing. and he has never said anything regarding scientific matters that wasn't already known>The government also doesn’t need to fake the Crafts because they have real legit ones.>"Would there be a need to conduct covert experiments, to monitor civilian researchgroups, even to finance through devious channels the investigative efforts of certain ufologists, if the Air Force did have flying saucers sitting helpless in its hangars and little aliens under the scalpel of its surgeons?"
>>108341683>Never saw them again, but I still get sleep paralysis from time to time
>>108344591lemme give you a hint buddy, it's a show and the title noun starts with an x
>>108341442Try to befriend it, maybe he can gift me super advanced gun I can show /k/ or rob banks with, maybe go to the range with my alien bro.Or maybe he has a penis enlargement tool so I can finally have a 10 inch cock.I mean if he's not paralyzing my body, or doing a live biopsy he probably just wants to hang out.
>>108341353J-just give us your recommendations! It's not like I like pirates or anything!
>>108344680>he claims to have master's degrees from mit and caltechGovernment removed the records in order to discredit him, which is easier for them to do than building ayy lmao craft replica to fool him with like you suggest.>he never said anything that wasn‘t already knownBut he die, he revealed area 51 and S4he knew about element 115 and he knew about exact times of flight testing.Thats already more than enough proof to show that he is legit, he even knew the names of other people working there and later some other guy who worked there confirmed that he knew bob lazar from his time at S4.You are just grasping at straws here because it doesn‘t fit your reddit world model.
>>108341683Had similar experience to you, multiple figures, wierd ritual shit, feels like energy or blood is being extracted from my body.Shame there are not a lot of studies on this phenomenon.
>>108341261Maybe because the typical edgelord "Ayyz" are just... really stupid. Would love to get upducted by horny catpeople in the heat.
>>108341261Why were those aliens such dicks? Jesus.
>>108344810>Government removed the records in order to discredit himhow did they silence all the teachers, students and friends who would have known him?>But he die, he revealed area 51 and S4people had known about the groom lake facility before lazar said anything. and "S4" is a fiction>You are just grasping at straws here because it doesn‘t fit your reddit world model.and you are a zealot who wants to believe in third-rate conspiracy fiction. lazar literally ran a brothel in las vegas. he is not a professional scientist or physicist, and his claims have revealed nothing about the ufo phenomenon. it's just more noise that has polluted the subject and stifled real study and investigation
>>108341261I am smooth Groot.
>>108341261because the internet finally proved this stupid shit doesn't exist
>>108345035>how did they silence all the teachersBy threat of courseand yes there is people who know him and admitted to it.If you did some research you would know this instead of talking shit.>people had known about the groom lake facility before lazar said anythingThats wrong, Bob Lazar was the guy that revealed the base to the public.Thats a fact btw.>conspiracy fictionIts not fiction, Lazar knew things that would have been impossible to know if he wasn‘t there.How do you explain that he knew the test flight plans of the crafts?you can‘t because its the real deal.>he is not a (((professional scientist)))I think a guy like lazar wouldn‘t want to be part of this fake science shit that the MSM pushes anyway. I have seen enough interviews with him to judge his character and personality, he is not the liar type.>and his claims have revealed nothing about the ufo phenomenonBut he did, he revealed the propulsion system he worked on and other details he observed with the crafts, he dropped all the information he knew and gave great insight into top secret US military facilities that host UFO crafts.
>>108341311ehhhe what about YUGS PURRROOO?
>>108345730go away leftcuck nigger
What do you guys think about that theory that ayyys are just us from the future?
>>108345824you are my sperm from the past
>>108341464>owl thingsoooor sholdni say whiooaioo
>>108342026Came here to post this. Highly recommended, especially to fans of The Man from Earth, i.e. don't expect pew pew sci-fi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq3cUSl1QEghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOtr9yzUlRMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6KpjxwZYpkThis was a good one.>10 years agoFuck, where did the time go.
>>108341261Avengers 3 and Predator 2018 both had UFO encounters.
>>108341571You mean the same way people go out and sit amongst the penguins and seals to study them? Or how people have been wandering around following troupes of mountain gorillas for decades?
>>108344591>What is this masterpiece from?iirc it was a joke episode from x-files
>>108342795how was the first ep? downloading now
>>108344390>Walks up to the car>You guys got any weed?
>>108347857Its shit. But /tv/ loves it because it has the meme actor who played Bain.
>>108344555Spotted the drunk boomer
>>108344769>Little Timmayylmao stole daddy's saucer and came to earth looking to fuck a white girl
>>108341683Remember when Black Ops came out and it had this weird marketing campaign about number stations?>look into number stations and other weird cold war shit>also reading about the use of some terrifying song they would play from helicopters in vietnam to scare the shit out of viet cong>that night i get sleep paralysis for the first time>can only hear numbers + what sounds like it could be that song>russian cosmonaut is at the end of my bed>looks like the fury from mgs3 with flames coming out of him>feels like im in some sort of lab away to be experimented on>all the time im hearing numbers>finally shake myself out of it>dont sleep for the rest of the nightOne of the most horrifying experiences of my life. Number stations absolutely give me the creeps because I'm immediately brought back to it.
>>108343020*is a hologram*
>>108343024Spiritual entities don't need ships. UFOs are just there to fuck with your mind. All paranormal shit is linked.
>>108341683seek psychiatric help
>>108348682Says the idiot that blindly believes shit he reads on the internet.
>>108342770>>108342653There is no evidence "outer space" exists at all lmao
>>108348758he doesn't neet to seek anything. sleep paralysis is completely natural
I think I had an abduction encounter, i thought it was a dream for a long time until I started listening to other abductee testimonies>Wake up in some sort of Green stone room>Strange writing all over the wall>Somebody else with me, looked Indian, scared as piss just like me>Something chasing me, can't tell what the hell it is>Go down some sort of shaft, run "outside" and look back>It's a massive obelisk, everything around me is a Misty green>I try and jump down some sort of large step, break my leg>The pain is agonizing and whatever is chasing me finally catches up to me>Shoves an enormous needle in my back, I could feel it in my lungs when I'd breathe in>Feel instantly intoxicated, pass out>Wake up on my couch with a massive headache, a few weeks later GF points out triangular shaped mole pattern on my back that wasn't there before
>>108345263OPs pic is from Fire In The Sky I think
I never seen pic related mentioned. I think it was decent, worth a watch if you're bored.
>>108341261Alle ihre Erinnerungen kommen auf einmalAlle ihre Erinnerungen und alle ihre Ängste
>>108341398>>108341261>BASEDon a true story.
>>108341311Blackbeard vs. Predator?
>>108341936I hope you dropkicked that uncaring bitch into the next decade and banged all her friends.
>>108342206Today I will remind them
>>108342206>>108351800Aspiring journalist here. I interviewed and collected data about the flatwoods monster years ago. The entire scenario is confusing and uncertain, however I can confirm it was probably a barn owl.>Witnesses barely remember the body, most focus on the head (note that the National Guardsmen adamantly denies seeing a body and drew his sketch with a fuzzy, fluffy face and head on the left)>Most witnesses were children, and describe seeing "an extremely brief glimpse" before turning to run>None of the original group say the creature was metallic, these are attributed to ufologist Frank Feschino, who was recreating the events years later for a book. No accounts stated it was reptillian either.>The sound of "gas releasing" and "hissing" can be explained by this spooky fucker https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NUiSAo_ie0>They saw it for "no more than 2 seconds"I would love for it to exist but for people to post it and claim its evidence of Aliens is retarded with no physical evidence and shaky eyewitness accounts
>>108341261ironically technology that can create a variety of special effects has given most people an eye for fakes.
>>108341311Close Encounters of the Fourth Kind
>>108341311Have you not seen dead mans chest?
>>108341398The only good parts is literally the abduction shit. The movie takes a huge nose dive after he returns home. The birthday party scene is alright though
>>108341261if they've already encountered them it wouldn't be a ufo anymore.
>>108341261wtf that isnt the hot aliens i see on /aco/nigger go get me a xeno or tyrahnee
>>108352504Most Aliens, Mothmen etc are Owls.But it could be some other bird sometimes.
>>108352504>Fact checking>Careful comparison of primary and secondary source>Taking into account bias and other factors like timing>Dismissing a possible narrative for a simple explanationYou are never going to make it
>>108342664*Hypnotizes you into submission*Heh, nothing personnel humy..
I'm looking for an Alien movie about a guy that's obsessed with making a certain shape in his house about a mountain which ends up being the place for meeting some very tall, thin and grey aliensThen after they arrive people communicate with them via musical notesI remember seeing it years back when i was a kid but i don't remember what's it called
>>108355425Close Encounters of the Third Kind.Not scary, albeit the idea of the shaping has a Call of Cthulhu vibe.
>>108343281Your posts have consistently made me laugh throughout this thread. Thank you Alienrape guy I hope I see you in future threads.
>>108355933not based and not redpilled
>>108341442My ex convict tenant/body guard would probably shoot it and kill it violently before posting it on world star
>>108341398i saw it when i was a kid, thanks to my older brother and sister i was like 11 and they were around their 20's. That shit terrified me for years, i couldnt sleep alone.
>>108341442id fuck it
>>108341261Was 12 when I saw it. Asked to sleep in my mom's bed. That was the last time.She didn't force me to suck on her clit, this time.
Why are humans such pussies?>see bird in the dark>blow it out of proportion and think it's a being from another planetGood on the smart people who capitalized on it i guess
>>108341442>when Walken decides to overact a character because the man it's based on is full of shit>real person complains>Walken's response: "If it fits the shoe...">fucking based Walken
>>108341261Thank goodness for that, that shit is nightmare fuel.
>>108343131No alien needs to be this thick. Why did they do this?
Alien Abduction is the best alien film ever.
>>108356922not even thiccjust wide and weird
>>108357038She looks like a testicle with a cyst.
>>108357110she is the perfect form of woman
Ok but what about fucking an alien?
>>108348758Sleep paralysis has been a thing for a long time, it happens quite often and is a natural occurrence. You need to seek help if the dreams and hallucinations you experience in that state of sleep have convinced you of an alternate reality.
They showed the probing scene from Fire In The Sky on a UFO documentary I was watching, didn’t sleep that night and didn’t leave the house after dark for a week.
>>108341261Man was the true aliens all along
>>108344174>I've been off-planet for .00902 lightyears, it might be time to revisit Gillian's loose and flubbery sphincter.Light years is a measure of distance not time you retarded murican
>>108355361I am immune to thisall my mind knows is rape in the moment I see the ayy lmaoit will read my mind and see millions of depraved acts that I will do with its body and it will try to get the fuck out of there but I am faster and strongerI can easily overpower it and combat its mind control with intense thoughts of anal rapehe has no anus? too bad I will take the next best opening on his body and force my thick massive 10 inch penis into it and fill it with cumif it dies from the rape I will continue to rape it til the government steps in and removes the raped ayy lmao corpse from my houseThey will have to use a taser and pepperspray tho to get me off this boney alium ass
>>108344390>Do you know how fast you were going, son?
>>108341398have you seen the porn parody?
Put simply;If an alien were to encounter you, you would have to find a way to kill it instantly. Any chance of it returning to space or contacting its homeworld would spell doom for Earth and its people. The only reason it would have to visit Earth is for the sake of destruction or dominance - otherwise we are not important or valuable enough to risk visiting.> If its a scout and you kill it, then the Aliens even do not discover humanity OR they are fearful and unlikely to attack immediately giving preperation time> If its friendly and you kill it, you assert dominance which will be useful when dealing with human/alien relations down the line
>>108341551I was born in the dark
>>108360770With as many retarded furries out there, there is probably a few aliens that came here in the past and some retard probably caught it and made it their waifu. Think about it, all the incels, kidnapping an ET just to make it their rape slave. That is the most likely thing to happen to an alien.
>>108341571>on their ship>groundedFucking moron
>>108341261>>108341292Seems pretty fucking convinced that after the turn of the face and all the increase in gov control after 9/11 that aliens seemingly dissipated in popular culture
>>108341565This, atleast on some level my flight or fight is gonna kick in and I'm gonna try to punch one of these fucks in the head. Welcome to earth.
>>108342604Someone stop this mad lad
>>108361547It's a review of X-Com from X-Play.
>>108341683i had sleep paralysis as a child. it was like a almost cartoon looking alien shooting a beam at me and i tried to get up and shout my brother's name but couldn't and i fell back to sleep. the alien said we come with patience but i don't remember how it sounded. as i drifted back to sleep i had another right away of some wolf creature chewing on my back as i were lying on my side.
>>108348198MASON!!! TELL ME WHAT THE NUMBERS ARE!!!!
>>108341261There was some alien movie i remember seeing clips of when i was a kid that was super fucked up, I have never been able to find the movie but I only watched like 5 min of it>scene where a guy is in a train thats on a railroad in a middle of a field, moving. Door is open>suddenly a flash of light, guy in the open train door gets abducted>cut to scene of a kid sleeping in his room in the middle of the night>rural house in the middle of a field again>suddenly something that looks like a rabbit that is clearly in some kind of costume floats up to the window of the childs room and starts knocking on it>trying to get the kid to open the window>he does, gets abducted, white flash>cut to scene of some guy strapped to an operating table with a bunch of greys around him, big heads and black eyes>they take some weird ass drill that looks like an animal or something and start putting it in the guys nose while hes screaming his ass offthats all I can remember before my 7 year old self noped out of that movie, anybody know the title of this? Its not fire in the sky
>>108341683I've never had full-blown hallucinations, but I get the "dark shadow figure in your room" a lot. I've gotten so used to it that the figure itself doesn't scare me anymore, but my brain still triggers the feeling of intense terror common with all sleep paralysis. It leads to some weird experiences.
>>108362321stop replying to your own post, it wasn't funny