>Some French dude is remaking Dune or something>Dune is epic or something>There was an older one where the musician Sting was a sex god or something>The French dude is the French dude from Fifth Element or might be or might run on blades or something>Maybe it would be good to read the book first>10 books>Fucking hell>Maybe just watch the shit movie for motivation>...>...>ALAN SMITHEEI have this paused on this frame presently. What should I do?
>What should I doJack off and then go get killed by a train
>>106879900I can outrun a train
The first book is a complete, self-contained story. Read it, and if you like it, give the movie and/or the other books a shot. If you don't like it, then move on to something else.
>>106879878>What should I do?Watch it, it's unironically hilarious.
>>106879925We're gonna run a train on your mom
>>106879900Watch it then?
>>106879878The second shot is a slow zooming in of the book cover in case I forgot what sort of shit show it about to unfold.
>>106880219shot 4>>106879975I don't have enough marijuana for this
>>106879878You dumbass you’re watching the dreadful tv cut. Stop right now.
>>106879975that screencap is ironically unironically kino
>>106880855but the other cut doesn't have irulans intro
>not just reading DuneIt's a breeze once you get past the first 80 pages or so.
>>106881085But if it's so good, why isn't there a movie?
>>106879878The only reason it says that is David Lynch wouldn’t put his name to the re release because he hates Dune.
>not just playing caves of qud
>>106879878You don't have to read all 10 books. I highly recommend reading the first book at the very least. It is great.
>>106881909He may have had a point
>>106881954Are the last two Frank books really that bad?
>>106879975the tooth the tooth the tooth remember the tooth the tooth
>>106882318I don't think so and I think Teg is the most based mother fucker in the entire series, but it does end on a cliff hanger
>>106879878>Tfw i just read the books because of the hot milfsMommy Jessica best girl
>>106882318it gets a little stupid yeah
>>106881080you could always track down the fan edit. wassisname? spicediver. i rarely get the point of fan edits but that one was decent
>>106881954>option 5 i love dune but i dont respect frank herbertb-but i wanna read about mentats
>>106881085more like it's a breeze for the first 80 pagesthen when the duke is killed the story slogs until the end
>>106881909how fucking true is that?
>>106882318Without an epilogue (the series were supposed to be a double trilogy with God Emperor being a bridge inbetween) most of it hangs in the air without aim. You get the sense which direction Herbert wanted to go with, but absolutely have no fucking clue how he would do it. It's all set up without resolution. Also the focal point shifts from the Atreides and the Fremen and the intergalactic politics to almoat completely Bene Gesserit, which is something most people do not enjoy.
>>106885357Nah, you don't. Trust me.
The Alan Smithee version is the TV edit, Lynch left his name on the theatrical cut.
>>106879878>What should I do?KYS. Or play Dune.
>>106885561This, Fremen circlejerk is boring af
judas booth lol
>>106879878watch the movie, realize how shit it is. read just the first book, get hype because of how fucking good it is.
>>106886170>get hype because of how fucking good Dune isThat'll be a yikes