What do you think of the current state of adverts in the UK /tv/? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHOtASe9_uM
That advert isn't running here anymore.
>>106873672It actually is>>106873698they are running it again on channel 4 this christmas
>this thread again
>>106873776>channel 4 Ah, well that's to be expected.
>>106873622I think I developed prostate cancer and an aortic aneurysm just watching that
>>106873622I sympathise with her. She's gotta live out the one life she has as a deformed monstrosity. A life of rejection, pity and outright hostility.What I cannot fucking stand is that some marketing cunt thought it would be cute and progressive to write her in and say she got with the best man.This instantly conjures up images of this little tard-trike bound butthole wheeling up to the studly young bearded best man, at the reception and moments later rolling away with a knowing wink and a lick of the lips as if we're supposed to be fucking sit there, during fucking tea time, forced to contemplate the allusion that at some point a regular sized bloke and this little afterbirth-in-a-wig will be fucking going at in all filthy and sweaty with his normal sized tadger fucking smashing up against the back of her neck or wherever the fuck her truncated vagina ends and then we're all supposed to look at each other and say 'wow isn't that so progressive don't we live in such a wonderful age aren't we all so fucking fantastic'.I wish that little 'goblin' all the best but the sewer-stall runoff that fucking worked up this ad needs taking out into the town square to be beaten by the rotted dicks of every syphilitic beggar available, gang-raped by a gang of impressively large dogs and then forced to watch her own shitty advert for eternity.The only saving grace of this advert was the disgruntled chort that came out of every single one of my family members as we were subjected to this abomination on, what was otherwise, a pretty capital weekday evening.Also maltesers can fucking do one. They look like they fell off a black man's diseased dingus.
"Is it cuz yooz a lesbo, luv?"
>>106873622I get nauseous watching this commercial. I literally can't look at her face without feeling physically ill.
Does anyone have the copypasta in response to this
>>106873901Pasta but still 9/10
>>106873622This shit really pisses me off. People with severe disabilities need care and dignity, they don't need patronising and indulgence in any kind of fantasy that they're just as normal as the rest of us. Yes, people are born with disabilities that are often horrendous, lifelong and extremely debilitating, it's awful and I genuinely wish that we improve medical science to the point where we can cure these pathologies; but to say they're normal is simply wrong and will ultimately lead to embarrassment and disappointment on their part when they actually live their lives and realise it for themselves.That's why I hate these kinds of fucking adverts. Nobody watches it thinking that 'oh it's just a normal person', literally EVERYONE in their minds is calling bullshit and just staring at the deformed woman in the wheelchair.It's like those fucking awful shows that get deformed or mentally ill people to go on dates or whatever. It's just a fucking point and laugh show designed to exploit those who are disabled through no fault of their own for gawp views. The producers are fucking heartless subhumans and should be beaten. Give the disabled people some dignity for fuck sake instead of turning them into the modern day equivalent of the circus freak show and claim you're "empowering" them while you do it. It's fucking insane and viscerally disgusting.Treat disabled people with dignity and be nice and polite to them like anyone else, but don't for a fucking second patronise me or them or anyone else around by making an advert where a very deformed woman claims to have gotten the best man number at a wedding. Nobody's buying it and everyone pretending to love it and think it's reasonable is part of the problem, not the solution.
>>106873901Long , but based
>>106873622>This is a 9/10 in England>>106873966Exactly how I feel
>>106873966>>106873901These two eloquently phrased post paraphase exquisitely my sentiments.
>>106873966Wasn't 'empowering' disabled people the exact defence people used to use with actual freakshows? How the fuck is it now the progressive thing to do?
Real question though... would you fuck it?I would personally, it would be like a living fleshlight, sure she might enjoy it but there is the possibility I could split her in half. It may be a primal thing like that monkey masturbating with the frog... but yes I definitely would fuck it
This reminds me of questioning how things like the Stanford Prison Experiment happened
>>106873622Blobfish grew up to be a tranny?
>>106873901Anyone that replies to this post under the post I am making is a newfag.
>>106873622>currentdamn you're slow
>>106873776>channel 4>4 channel>4channel.orgwhat does this mean?
>>106873966>It's like those fucking awful shows that get deformed or mentally ill people to go on dates or whatever.I agree with you but that is entirely different. That shit is actually heartwarming for some reason
>>106873622>Britons rule the waves,>Britons shall never never be slavesWhat happened to you faggots?
>>106874123It's heartwarming because it gives you hope you deformed faggot
>>106874123It's not dude, it's the same thing. They know that those people they send on dates aren't going to actually find love or get a second date, and they want to be there to document the car crash as it happens and the deformed/mentally ill person embarrasses themselves and the viewers. It's sickening.
>>106874122based woke and redpilled as fuck
>>106873966Or when Katie Piper got acid thrown in her face and all these cunts on social media were commenting that she "looks even more beautiful now, inside and out". No she fucking doesn't, she got acid thrown in her face. Still would, though. If she didn't get BLACKED and BRED.
>>106874123first dates is kino and I will hear no more about it
>>106874155First World War started an irreversible decline. We're in the later stages at this point, along with most of the rest of Europe
>>106874122That britisher channel bought us
>>106873901there it is
>>106874198He meant The Undateables, but I like your style.
>>106874197That shit is cancerous
>>106874197Exactly, it's the same thing. Same with trying to push people with Down Syndrome or missing limbs as models, or make autistic people waiters or whatever the fuck it is. It's cruel and it makes me sick how people congratulate themselves for making it happen
>>106874226No wonder there has been so many dubious posts of late. Pic not related.
>>106874171 I was talking about this show >>106874231But yeah a lot of reality TV preys on deluded fools which I think is really disgusting and sad
>>106874287Non-Mong Privilege, I suppose.
>>106874197>when Katie Piper got acid thrown in her face and all these cunts on social media were commenting that she "looks even more beautiful now, inside and out"That just reminds me of that pic of a girl that had some genetic condition I think, that posted a photo on facebook with some farm animals of her I cant remember and asked not to be patronised about her looks, and all the fb comments were patronising as hell, 'omg you are so beautiful' I hope it was fake desu.
British people are honestly the most disgusting creatures on the face of the Earth
>>106874292Maybe they'll make a show about us>next on 4 the basement dwellers
>>106874287It actually is really selfish. Some normal see a disfigured girl and say “she is sooo beautiful” which makes her feel good about herself like shes such a good person just because she said that
>>106874306Remember the "Man's not hot" guy on First Dates? I wish he was a fictional character, but he's real. He did deserve ridicule though.
>>106874324THAT WAS THE CANCER OF THE AGES, M8
>>106873622Ay dios mio... La Creatura...
>>106873901Holy shit fucking based
>>106874399What a guy, I loved that Fred was taking the piss out of him too
>>106874384Coming up, Marc Almond fights some guy from /pol/, in a one-off special, "Soft Cell vs Incel"
>>106873901b-based? unsure if redpilled
>>106874155Hey, fuck you. We're doing better than the Greeks and Italians.
>>106874457"Man's not hot!"*sweats like Jimmy Savile in a Barney costume*
>>106874399>I wish he was a fictional character, but he's realwait so he's serious? I thought he was a comedian doing an act like borat or something
>>106873901pasta'd but still based and dingus pilled
>>106873806It's stands for FUCKING BASED
>>106874568He’s a comedian doing an act. Big Shaq is a character he plays. Some of the stuff he did on Radio 1 was genuinely funny.
>>106874568I just loved the way his eyes lit up when he saw how thicc she was. You can take the man out of black's not hot, but you can't take the black out of man's not hot.
>>106873966This should also be pasta.Well done.
>>106874568He was a literal manlet and overcompensating, while spectacularly embarrassing himself
>>106874620Well he's quite good then. When I looked him up, I saw the Big Shaq thing, and I thought the guy on FD was just quoting him. That's because all black people different to me. Even if they are both the same person.
even my normie dad had noticed all the mixed race families in advertd lately
>>106874703>>106874642>>106874457>now I read the lyrics to “mans not hot” and realised he says “take mans twix by force”
>>106873622>little goblinEvery time
>>106873622I still don't understand why this advert pisses you guys off so much.HOWEVER - the fact that being in an advert is considered to be a aspiration to fulfil by apparent 'progressives' shows how much modern society is in thrall to consumer capital. She was chosen because her unusual appearance catches the eye, and consumer capital will utilize ANYTHING to make sure that a product remains in one's mind. How long ago did this advert come out? Most of you here despise it - yet will still discuss it at length.Break from the society of the spectacle, brothers!
>>106873622Animatronics have come a long way.
>>106873622I think I would attempt to fuck this goblin. It might be an interesting experience.
>>106874885The makers of Maltesers have literally no business taking the higher ground in anything. http://www.foodispower.org/slavery-chocolate/
What if it was a wedding full of freaks and the best man was a guy with a tumor in his face. Have you think about that?
>>106874971Heh, fairtrade indeed.
>>106874991This is what I assumed was meant.
Someone post the Folgers incest commercial, the extended version is amazing
>>106875250https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1kFun fact: the girl in the actual commercial is the daughter of Jeffrey Combs, from Star Trek and Re-Animator.
At the same time I do like the one with the two nurses where the one broke the necklaceI would do fuck to them both but in very different ways
>>106874971Precisely! Mea culpas made to pander to an (ostensibly) investigative intellectual class, to dissuade real investigation of their root actions in REALITY - sidelined by discussion of hyperreality.
>>106874885Well done advert, well done advertHOWEVER
>>106874203But you're not part of Europe any more are you?
>>106875442What's with the pic?
>>106875311Based and coffee beaned
>>106875415Thanks, Based Adam Curtis.
>>106873901based and pastapilled
>>106873966gonna have to turn this into pastait really sums up my thoughts well
>>106873622Prettier than the average British woman tbqh
Any bongs here notice that every advert that features a family with kids has always got an interracial couple in it and its always a black man and white woman? The latest specsavers advert has a black guy in bed with a white woman and a white guy watching them
I don't have my TV connected to live TV in the UKbut have caught a few of the Christmas adverts on youtube.Yet to see one that actually just shows a white family gearing up or celebrating Christmas, always ethnic ones or strangely enough Muslims who don't even celebrate Christmas.Weird.
>>106873901The protests aren't about gas prices
>>106873901me likey this copypasta
what would pic related say about this commercial?
>>106874486Fuck off, Italy's doing fine
>>106873622*beep beep*Make way! Superior cripfu coming through!
>>106874593fuck off zuck
>>106876482>Fook sake lad, looke ad da tardt. Nastie bastid, bloooode ell.
>>106876508How's tying your economy to the sausage-slurpers working out for you?
>>106876292Did you see that stupid BBC weather advert with the sunbeam?
>>106876292>its always a black man and white womanI wonder why its always that combination.
>>106873622I'd fuck her
>>106873622isn't the joke that she's hideous and obviously would not have intimate relations with a normal person?
>>106873622Poor girl. She probably got into acting because she knew that sometimes film makers need a deformed goblin to play a deformed goblin or monster or something and she would have the market cornered.Now in the PC age it's unacceptable to have a human actor play your deformed monster. She knows just how ridiculous it is for her to be a sexy, confident woman. She saw how the producers passed over the lady with downs and the one armed albino and the obese black muslim who were in the waiting room at the casting office. Poor little goblin
>>106876482sod it lad, ey still shag 'er rotten
i'd fuck it
>>106876482Norf here>fuck it lads ad still gi er one
>>106877464>she only has one functioning hole which "she" shits and pees out ofwould you?
>>106876300It was fine a few years ago when we started making a big deal out of Christmas adverts. The Sainsbury's Royal Legion advert is the best advert of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWF2JBb1bvM
>>106877535got a mouth dont she
>>106877601'ove got 'ta be ah fuckin puff if 'ou dont go raw as a dag m8
>>106876482fooks this ey sharon?looks like yore pauline
>>106877664I wouldn't stick me meat n potatoes in that bear trap even if I was paid a king's shilling.
>>106876482>luv a bit a chokkie>luv a bit a spacko snatch >ate racis
>>106876233wow not just slag, this bitch brought all the rest of the dinobots.
>>106877782oy m8 'ither add to tha banta or sod off with 'r loweffert post'in
>>106876233would absolutely blast my cum all over her face t b h
>>106873901this is the only reason OP keeps posting the thread.And I don't blame him. It fucking cracks me up every time.
>>106873622it gets worsehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg
Anybody remember that britbong trailer for a television series that was basically "Friends" but with black people and the whole trailer was the straight man introducing his trope-y friends, one of which was a bigdick who white women lined up to have sex with just to see how long they could last?For the life of me I cannot remember it, but it was spammed here and on /b/ a few years back. May have been a webseries or something, was definitely set in the UK cause they had accents.
>>106877949>mom I got the part in a branded choco advert im going to play the part of an enabler.
>>106877535It's still a hole and its probably tight as fuck too.
>>106873622"I left with the bestman's #"pulls out napkin with 123-4567
>>106877535Could call her "my little bird" while I fuck her unnahole. You know...because she has a cloaca.
>>106873966>>106873622It's like the Dove commercial where they got a blind girl to describe how soft their shampoo was.
>>106878059Sounds like a Swedish thing. Blanda upp.
>>106874226>>106874178>>106874122oi guv you got a shitposting loicense?
>>106874048I would do it for the primal aspect of it yes, the absolute domination, the sheer corruption of IMAGINE.it's disgusting yet so enticing, to think that you could have that amount, incredible amount of power over her and still manage to get off on it.
>>106878158>this entire video
>>106878252Ayyy this anon gets what I was hinting at, just don't catch the bird flu on your dick.
my fucking sides holy shit
>>106874231>tfw I watch the undatables to give me hope about myself and remind myself that I should stop being a pussy and it could be worse
>>106874255The thing I don't get is how no amount of makeup can conceal the dark marks on her forehead.
>>106878059So fucking annoying that I can't find this. Wasn't it a web series about four black teenagers?
>>106876599I dont watch TV but I do watch Would I lie to you on youtube. Shes on one episode and it wasnt till now I realised she was disabled, just thought she was some ugly as fuck sportswomen or some shit
>>106873622it's kinda funny desu
>>106873622Now made with 100% non-GMO Garmonbozia™
>>106880517does andy serkis have a new movie coming out
Some kino coming throughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=90&v=B_191RnWwww
>>106880517>>106873622Do all 3 of these people have that brittle bone disease? This kid's gotten the best care though, he's a riot somehow. Are the Shriners Hospital ads the only ones doing it right?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yaT8pLykL0
>>106874048noA midget though? Totally as long as their mostly normal proportioned
>>106874048im too worried god would smite me for loving one of his little mistakes
>>106874048I would, just imagine how big your doinger will look.
This is it. This is what it has come to. The left are so far down the rabbit hole that now I’m supposed to look at this meatball in a wig and picture her braphole being left in pieces by some chad. I’m just supposed to sit here and believe some dude would actually breed with this poor little soul. In order to be inclusive, they have turned what could have been a wholesome commercial into something of the stuff of nightmares.
>>106878158Already been on Blacked, I see.
>>106878158What a mong.
>>106874048>monkey masturbating with frogprove it
>>106876482>PUT DA FOOKIN NORF GAEM ON
>>106877782>>106877601>>106876482>>106877735fucking hell I giggle like a schoolchild everytime i see these images