>it's a Truman wakes up and barely chokes down a drink to steady his hands episodesThe "trying to quit drinking" arc in season four was fucking tedious
>>106872122>it's a Truman orders a chastity cage and panties off an online chinese sex shop, only to find that his sissification fantasy was just a sick fetish he developed from desensitization to vanilla porn episodethe whole crying sequence was a little uncomfortable, especially considering he had just gotten raped by that grindr hookup
>It's a truman pretends he is tien shinhan during the cell saga and stands at the top of his stairs yelling kikoho episode
>It's a Truman wakes up at 4am with hangover and fresh bruises episodeKinda weird how he never remembers going to bed after he drinks
>truman spends the whole night crying over the girl he was that close to being together with before she moved schools>he's 20 nowThat was grating to watch.
This movie is a masterpiece probably the best of the 90s
>It's a Truman is diagnosed with terminal cancer and decides to not tell any loved ones episode
>truman is 33 next week and is 10 years without a jobHAHAHAgreat comedy
>>106872122Nice post,sir!not being sarcastic,fren.
>>106874556Oh wow, you're way behind. Truman doesn't even realise he's peaking at that point in the series. Just wait til Truman is 27, things get really bad
>>106874599Agreed, easily Carrey's 2nd best movie.
>It’s a Truman thought wage slaving would give him purpose and improve his quality of life>Now Truman can’t play video games all day and has to go to work with old people who talk about politics
>>106874854sometimes it just hits too close to home
>it’s a Truman’s kept awake by all the cringe things he’s done in the past episode>Truman can’t stop thinking about the time he got caught watching ben10 porn
>its a truman makes a lewd remark toward his married boss and gets a told he has to attend a "sexual harassment in the workplace" seminar episodethat bitch
>It’s a Truman spends the whole week locked away from people then gets anxiety at the thought of having to go outside and interact with peopleDon’t know why Truman keep doing it to himself haha!
>>106874963>whole weekYeah just a week haha
>It's a Truman keeps getting asked why he doesnt have a girlfriend yet episode
>It’s a Truman Christmas episode where everyone asks Truman what he’s up to in lifeDamn granny relax Truman’s sorting himself in the new year!
>>106874556>It's a Truman finally cut all contact with that mentally ill tranny he got involved with after falling for the trap meme. And now he's stressed all day thinking he's gonna get blamed for "her" suicide.
>>106875397Uhh was that a rerun? Don’t think I saw that episode
>>106875397What the hell was Truman thinking? That plotline was absolutely ridiculous and sad.
>it’s a Truman just orders 2 McChickens from McDonalds for dinner for the second night in a row because he’s too lazy to cook episode
>it's a Truman spends five--nearly six now--years developing "e-friendships" while autistically shunning any and all irl social interaction, bounces from retail job to retail job, while marathoning entire series of RPGs and drinking himself to the point where his insides hurt all throughout the next dayWeird series arc but okay
>>106873487jesus ladyou should've listened to those /pol/ screencaps when you had the chance
>>106875397Oh Truman, that was your chance to form a suicide pact and at least have someone to escape with. Now you'll be alone when you finally muster up the courage to do it
>>106875638but mcchickens are the best thing they've got on the dollar menu
>Xmas specials coming up, I wonder how Truman will both disappoint and embarrass his family
>>106875648>five yearsI've been here for over ten
>>106875778>its a truman is still upset the mcdoubles are no longer on the dollar menu>he doesnt think he has the appetite for the triples cheeseburger>he realizes he hasn't spoken to his mom in four yearso-okay?
>It’s a Truman stalks the girl he crushed on in school only to find out she’s doing better in life than him and has a better looking bf Not quite sure what Truman was expecting in that ep
>>106875816Five years in regards to social media.I'm not at the point where I'd be desperate enough to call you an e-friend, anon. Not until you parachute through my roof with beers before I can put the barrel in my mouth
>It's a Truman starts having severe back pains out of the sudden and eventually starts having stomach pains whenever he eats anything and now thinks he's going to fucking die episode
>>106875988Do you drink?
>it's a Truman joins the Ku Klux Klan episodeReally relatable!
>>106872122>Its a Truman gets prosecuted by the estate of Philip K. Dick episode.
>>106875999Weirdly enough Truman rarely drinks, though he did drink a couple of beers and a bottle of wine in the days before his pain started.
>>106874066I have no idea what this means.Should I just assume it's funny?
>>106874854>>106874963>>106875397>>106875648>>106875916You're missing the "episode" at the end, friendos
>>106875833Anon, get the app
>>106876076One has ep
>>106876076I at least included the secondary comment about it being a weird season you bully >>106876069I drink a 750ml of whiskey every weekend and only rarely have any pain.I'd go to a doctor if I were you, anon.
>>106874487I thought the cameras where following me.
>it's a Truman ignores his parent's texts episode>it's a Truman self-inflicted lonely Christmas episode
>It's a Truman goes out in public and nearly has a nervous breakdown episode
>>106874556>he's 20 nowThat's a good episode,he's got time.
>it's a Truman seeks help with his manic mode swings episode
>It’s a Truman is disgusted with the way he looks but doesn’t do anything to change it episode
>>106876179Fuuuuuck I've been there broI'm watching that one episode where Truman loses all his friends and all semblance of a normal life after realizing most of his friends are pieces of shit, it seems like he made the right choice cutting all those people out of his life, but now it's 3 years later and he doesn't have any new friends or any social interaction other than his little sister. Not sure where he went wrong in this one
>It's a "Truman is too lazy to finish his part of a group assignment but is too socially anxious to tell anyone so he drops out of the course which spirals into dropping out of college entirely" episodeHonestly I sometimes wonder if Truman is mentally handicapped or something, to let such a small thing essentially ruin his future. I think the upcoming season will have him do something drastic, he already shows signs of becoming a drug addict. Wonder if good old Truman has it in him to pull through this time around
>It's a Truman remembers the time he planned on killing his mother and starts thinking about trying it again episode
>>106876394Truman should seek professional help.
>>106876394Surely the administration will let him finish his studies when he's back in the right state of mind>>106876380Truman should start saving up for jaw implants
>>106874487Those are the best episodes. They are filled with unnecessary redemption arcs and at least 6-7 filler episodes of nonsense.They end with truman dancing around the shitter with vomit all around his body, best episodes tbqh
>>106876394GO BACK TO COLLEGEI dropped out of university and regret it massively
>>106872122>it’s a Truman takes an extra long lunch break to cop heroin episode>it’s a Truman is dope sick and yaks in secluded area of the work parking lot scene>it’s a Truman gets clean for 3 days then remembers the inescapable doom the world is facing arcSeries has really gone downhill guys.
>it’s a Truman puts a finger in his ass when hes wanking then tastes it in horny rage episodeNot surprised we didn’t see Truman do that again
>its a truman comes out of a binge with blood everywhere, scab on his head, and tv at a 45 degree angle and can only guess what happened episodebut all the viewers know, its not fair
GUYS TURN ON THE TRUMAN SHOW RIGHT NOW! I THINK HE FIGURED IT OUT AND IS TRYING TO ESCAPE!
>>106872122you can do it bb I believe in you
>>106872122>>it's a Truman finally gets his shit together and starts working out,working part time and meeting up with friends episode.
>>106876780>it’s a dream sequenceWell done.
>>106876780Good on Truman honestly, here's hoping he won't go back to his old habits
>>106876780>Truman goes back to the self pity and procrastination in 3 months episodehate these episodes
>its a truman goes to the hospital because his testicle is swollen and painful and ends up spending a month there episodehonestly got tired of all the nut shots they showed and everyone touching his testicle
>>106874734Why would he do this?
>>106876598Why what happened
>it's a truman wakes up hungover and tries to retrace what he did last night from his trashed apartment like a detective episode
>>106876936those are always interesting
>it's a truman finally brings a girl home after 1.5 years but mister toilberg makes him fall a sleep as soon as he sits down because he made him work 9 hours a 6 days a week for the third week in a row episode
>>106876895>>106876836>>106876810>>This Truman episode actually aired six months ago. All the shame Truman felt among his friends was in his head and his friends are only happy to see him.
>it's a truman barely talks to his family and wonders if they are alright episode
>>106877040>his friends are only happy to see himWhat a nice change of pace from the usual misery porn
>>106876936>It's a Truman combines benzos and alcohol and wakes up a week later 800km away from where he lives in clothes he has never seen before and an entirely shaved head episodeI'm glad Truman took it as a wake-up call, things were getting out of hand
>>106872122>it's a Truman just finished a semester but still feels completely empty episodealmost done with this season
>>106875699>it's a /pol/ is right again episode
>It's a Truman lies in bed thinking about all his unrequited loves and wonders how immeasurably happier his life could have been if even just one returned his feelings episode.
>>106877126I know this doesn't belong here but no matter how badly you think you fucked up your former friends might actually still be there for you. I was legit depressed and completely alone for six years and thought everybody hated me. Turns out they were worried and are just glad now. It's even fucking weird how all lost social skills gradually come back. You can do it lads I believe in you.
>>106877221What if Truman hates the concept of people having ties to him after a certain period, and intentionally sabotages the friendships
>It's a Truman's last three years feel like a blur because he's accomplished so little within them episode.
>its a Truman gets his monthly adderall prescription but takes them all in 3 days and does nothing but jerk off the entire time with the occasional break for showering.Those were an awkward few days watching
>>106877183thats every episode
>it's a Truman gets genital warts from his high school sweetheart even though he got the vaccine and doesn't go to the doctor out of embarrassment while he continues to bang women unprotected but manages to get dumped before they discover they have it and pretends to have no idea what they're talking about over the phone and laugh and say he has the vaccine to further ruin their self esteem because they dumped himWhere do they find actresses that agree to this?
>>106877301and what if truman became prone to the concepts of nihilism and misanthropy? what if truman simply isn't concerned anymore about the feelings of his surroundings?
>>106877373Lost a lot of respect for Truman there.
>>106877221>it's a truman actually meets up with his friends after years and realizes his humour that used to be his strong point is pure self-deprecation at this point but it's so bitter that his friends are kind of uncomfortable with it and truman finally realizes years of loneliness has irreversibly changed him for the worse
>>106877373kys already truman
>>106877301>>106877381Then Truman has to become introspective and try to figure out how why he wants no ties to people. Maybe trumans happiness lies in solitude. Maybe its a symptom of an issue he experienced. Only Truman knows.
>>106877420In the following episode Truman tries again and again until he slowly gets used to being around people again and finds his charm.
>>106877470must be some directors cut alternate shit, in the version that aired truman returns to being a hermit forever
>>106872122>it's a "Truman drives to see the new thing that's being built, but the set building isn't done yet" episodehow many times do they expect us to believe that he got abducted by aliens?
>>106876064>It's a Truman spends every night contimplating whether or not he should try to reconnect with his ex episode>that 10 minute montage of Truman writting and rewritting texts that he never sends>that closing scene of Truman crying himself to sleep with the last bottle of wine he shared with the woman he thought he was going to marry
>>106877557Truman should realize she's being dicked right now
>It's a Truman buys tickets to a museum event for a date but gets ghosted so he's going to awkwardly go alone after some post work shitposting and drinking>Maybe something nice will happen!>Why would anything nice happen?
>>106872122>>it's a Truman is out of money and smokes and can't literally do a thing until he gets his fix episodeJesus, season 4 really does suck
>>106877520My bad it was after the hermit Arc.
>>106877434>introspectivetruman knows and tried to improve but failedthe next season is going to be horseshit
>It's a "Truman is too lazy to wake up in the morning for that important test so he pretends his alarm didn't go off and spends the rest of his day making 'FUCK NIGGERS' threads on /tv/ and giggling to himself then cries himself to sleep in regret" episode
>it's a Truman has been able to go to school while living at home without a job for awhile but his savings are dangerously low and he still buys weed every 2 weeks episode
>>106872122>it's a Truman gets a visit from the only friend he ever made in college who dropped out because he became addicted to benzos but went through the 12 step program and has gotten his life back together in the years since and Truman knows he shouldn't drink around him but he can't go the entire weekend without one so on the second night he just has some beers at dinner and the friend orders himself one and then two weeks later truman gets a call from him blacked out and realizes he is poison and the only friend he has made in nearly a decade's life has consistently been ruined by his inability to make even the smallest sacrifice or consideration for others the "its a wonderful life" episode where Satan walks him through how everyone in his life would be better off without him was a little too dark for me desu
>>106877720Truman's friend should grow a pair and not be so impulsive
>>106877520>a hermit foreverreruns after season 90 then? I hope truman looses his license before this happens
>>106872122>Truman scrounges around his shitty trailer for loose change and returnable cans scraping up enough for another couple shitty tallboys to fall asleep to, the same thing he's done for the past two weeks straightI don't even know where he's finding the money, but he manages.
>it's a "Truman plans to rape a co-worker and kill himself after but ends up not having the balls to do any of it and ends up crying himself to sleep on the roof of the building" episodethat was pretty good haha
>>106877434I don't think it's happiness in solitude as much as disillusionment in the belief of finding happiness in relationshits. It's still possible to make friends with people who understand your lack of consistency in social interaction and perfectly fine with you sporadically touching base with them. They'll catch you off-guard with their acceptance though since it's impossible to tell which of them are actually cool with it (since everyone'll want to seem like they don't take it personally but they'll immediately mentally check you off).
>>106877785I think somebody on set puts it there while he works his dead end "job"
>>106877864>sleep on the roof of the buildingTruman should have "rolled over in his sleep"
>>106876179>it's a Truman pretends he can't get off work to go see his family over christmas break episode >it's a Truman accidentally lets slip to his friends that he isn't spending chistmas with his family and now they all want him come spend it with theirs why does he want to be alone so badly? he did the exact same thing in the thanksgiving episode
>>106877898>accidentallytruman subconsciously desires companionship
>>106877886I wish someone would leave a loaded gun on set.Series finale when
>It's a Truman feels bad about a scathing course evaluation but then remembers the ridiculous amount of money he's paying for college and wishes he was more critical episodebitch still hasn't graded Truman's assignments from early October
You all gonna make it guys. I fucked up over and over and made it somehow. No matter what depraved,disgusting or retarded shit you make there is always a way to be happy. For me it was my big bro who helped me maybe it's someone else for you.
>>106878049What the fuck does this comment have to do about the Truman show?
>>106878078Nothing just reading this thread was sad.
>>106876667i wonder what did truman tasted?
>It's a Truman recently developed a crush on a qt Christian girl who'd probably reciprocate his interests but at the same time he urgently needs to relocate an hour and a half away for his job episodeyeah that's an episode all right
>It's a Truman tells the pizza delivery god to get a better job and stop whining, after the delivery guy says, "the delivery fee isn't our tip, ya know", and calls corporate to relay the encounter in hopes of getting free pizza episodeTruman's vehement hate for NPCs who break their dialogue option gets worse and worse
>>106878221Based Truman. The fucking nerve of that entitled faggot
>>106878221>the pizza delivery godwhen did Truman start getting into those fringe religious cults?
>It's a Truman finally fails his studies completely after years of trying and those studies would have led to the only dream he ever had and was the only thing keeping him going so now he's just sitting at home ignoring friends and family episodeWeird episode to be honest.Strange that he was buying rope towards the end of it. Wonder what he's going to do with it?
>it's a Truman spends the night drinking scotch while he plays with his loaded .45 and watches his wife sleeping
>It's a Turman has to move again from the one place he ever felt at home and lives in misery, eventually quitting high school and living out the rest of his adolescence without any social interaction or fulfillment inevitably leading to an adulthood of pain and regret episode
Remember when these threads were funny instead of muh feels?
remember when you weren't a faggotoh wait..
>>106877739idk I actually would have agreed with you normally but the way they showed how he was medicated on these drugs since freshman year of high school was interesting. I mean they say smoking cigarettes and drinking excessively alters the way your mind works so imagine being given daily doses of a highly addictive drug from a very young age when your brain was still forming and being told its medicine. And he could have been hamming it up but those stories about detoxing were pretty fucked. I'm a big proponent of taking responsibility for yourself but if you saw the episode I think you would at least understand the perspective of the addict
>>106876260I really really want to watch this episode, but I'm afraid.
>It's a Truman going to Target to look for a Christmas tree stand and finding out that they sold out of them that morning, so he goes to K-mart instead but they have also sold out of them, and as he gets back in his car to drive to Home Depot, he has a sudden moment of irrational panic and wonders if the clerks were lying to him, but then he laughs to himself and decides it's ridiculous, and he goes to Home Depot and finally finds a stand but it's thirty bucks and he can't justify spending that much on a christmas tree stand so he just puts the tree in a bucket of water and secures it to the wall with twine episode
>>106872122>It's a Truman wakes up at 3:30am to work the exact same kind of soul crushing menial job that his father worked which he always wonder how he tolerated and why he didn't just go to school and become an astronaut or scientist or something and while locking up his car in the frozen parking lot at 4:30am Truman realizes that he feels the same feeling of pure unadulterated joy that his fahher felt because simply having ANY job that can sustain you is ecstasy after spending years scrounging for meals and dignity in bullshit minimum wage jobs
>>106878387>you can't post feels and laugh at themLaughter is the best medicine, friend
>>106874734Good luck anon
>>106878345That was kinda scary, I can't tell if it was supposed to be comfy
>that season truman went to college>every weekend he just spent in his room watching minecraft videos on youtube, trying to drown out the sound of his roommate having sex
>>106876394Reading this is like looking in a cracked rear vision mirror, and seeing, again, the moments before the worst crash of your life.I've lived this episode.I fucked up my group projects the same way, dropped out of courses the same way, dropped out of university the same way.I wound up overdosing, had an anxiety attack, and tried to kill myself.I alienated friends I cared about, because I was too cowardly to tell them what was going on, and too stubborn to ask anyone for help.I was ashamed to talk to my mother, who loves me, because I couldn't bring myself to be honest with her about my drug use.I made plans to kill myself a year later, when I was sober.I did not feel safe in my bed, because I was there.I am in a better place now, best of all my life, but the guilt still bites two years later. I am going to have to apologise and ask people I hurt for forgiveness, and that anxiety is worse than anything I felt from missing my classes because I couldn't get out of bed.I can't possibly know your circumstances, but the post you wrote is almost verbatim for the way I articulated my situation before things went really wrong.You are, very possibly, about to enter the dark night of your soul. Do not be afraid to take your situation seriously; that is what you should be doing.Seek help. Don't worry about it being the right way to seek help, don't worry about it being the right kind of help. Just reach out, so you know you can reach out when things get worse.Ask others for help, so you learn to help yourself, and then you can, eventually, learn to help others.In case things do get worse for you, the most important thing I learned at the end of the path you're on was this:The human heart can turn suffering into hope, failure into success, and transmute what is bad, into what is good.It'll get better, but only once you choose to make it better
>its a truman keeps digigng himself deeper and deeper into deep shit, and its already worse than anyone couldve possibly imagined, and gets worse somehow
>Another episode where Truman resolves to quit his shitty dead-end job and try to make something of himself>He pussies out againI swear they do this episode like twice per season. It's really getting old.
>its a truman worried about getting into a top 10 grad school but stumbles into a truman thread and realizes even if he goes to a mid tier one hes still miles better than most of the pathetic fucks posting in this thread episodeman, the college arc is a wild ride
>>106876394i LITERALLY just did this
>>106878727>>106876394I went through 3 partners one semester in Chemistry because of you fags
>>106878614Jesus Christ man he was talking about a TV show
>It's a Truman wakes up to the police at his door, as they're coming to confiscate his digital appliances because he installed emule and bulk-downloaded porn indiscriminately, and now it's been six months and he's missing his gaming rig and the neighbors don't greet him anymore and he's finding himself eyeing sharp tools, handguns, and prescription medicine more and more as time passes, because he couldn't bear the stigma.
>it's a Truman thinks about when his high school oneitis with a bf desperately tries to talk to him during prom but he spent most of it shitposting because he got dumped by his whore gf episode despite fantasizing about dancing with her at prom for yearsHe honestly deserved it for being underage b& at the time but you'd think that would've stopped him from going on that website
>>106878693That's not an actual episode, Truman isn't fixated on social status
>>106876915To cook meth and leave them money. (Secretly just to live out a power fantasy for all his shortcomings in life)
>>106874854>it's a Truman discovers the fun of blowing most of every paycheck on guns and shooting them in the woods at old cans episode
>>106878693I'm at one of the best universities.Trust me, brother, that is only going to make it hurt even more when you fail completely.
>>106875796>it's a 24 year old Truman actually has a job and can purchase his mother gifts for the first Christmas and not have her loan him money to buy her something >episode
>>106878349How many times are they gonna rerun this episode ffs
I wonder how much Truman's editor has to cut out Truman scratching his balls and smelling his fingers
>>106878603that was a good arc>that episode where truman gets recommended to university counseling because he told his roommate to stop being a white nigger after he got tired of blaring his rap music
>>106874895Gwen was made to get plowed by Four Arms giant dicks
>>106878614>I wound up overdosing, had an anxiety attack, and tried to kill myself.>I alienated friends I cared about, because I was too cowardly to tell them what was going on, and too stubborn to ask anyone for help.Looking at the most recent episodes, Truman seems to be somewhere between a mix of these stages, especially the stubborness when it comes to asking for help. Maybe he'll get his shit together and talk to someone, anyone, because what you described hits dangerously close to where he feels like his life is heading. It's weird how the words of a stranger on the internet might just be the ones to help Truman take the first hard steps towards recovery
>it's a Truman keeps wanting to get back together with his ex because if one good time they shared and forgets all the bullshit she pit him through episodeWhy does he keep doing it?
>>106878938>That episode where Truman got the cops on him for setting up a speaker next to the Hispanic house next to him and blasting Threnody for the Hiroshima Victims whenever they decided to play reggaetonPretty based
>>106873487>I hate when a season ends with truman killing himself.the whole actor switch never sits well with me.
Lads how doe Truman go about finding cast members who share his same general outlook regarding socio-political interactions? Race/sex aside, Truman seems like he really just wants someone who won't mind casual racism
>>106879258Get someone on the writing staff most people in his life follow a protocol on how to act.
>>106879258throw racist shit around and see who picks up on it)
>>106876394you’re one of them cunts
>>106878693>It's a Truman thought grad school in a top program was a good idea but instead it's 6 years of soul crushing misery where Truman heavily dissociates into science fiction novels and video games, completing most of his lab work in a fugue state just to get by, while his youth and soul are slowly sucked away episode
Watching TV leads to alcoholism. This board is proof. I honestly only feel like watching tv shows or movies while drinking, I've been almost never drinking for months so I also haven't been watching much. Podcasts while eating though. I was also looking forward this combo of drink+tv/movie a lot when I was drinking daily. I think it's too boring sober, not engaging enough to care for characters while I'd rather do something "active". Oh and for me this is specific to alcohol, weed makes me want to play vidya.
>>106878933He doesn't, that's on the fetish channel.
>>106879580>its a truman realizes how brutal academia is but still plans to go into it because it cant be worse than a 9-5 cubicle job episodeWorking for some business major brainlet is worse than working as slave labour for some professor
>It's a Truman goes to a busy cafe and sits on his own while imagining he's on a date and for a full 15 minutes imagines a whole conversation between them then realises there must be something wrong with him episodeYoud think he'd try to talk to one of the girls there even if they were with friends or on their phones
>It's a Truman can't stop procrastinating instead of studying for his state license exam next monthWhy is he like this bros?
>>106879814>Truman goes into EMS because it's a mixture of hard science and technology without the crippling debtThose were the best episodes
>>106877525Actual Truman posting is still the best
>>106877720>I'm a drug addict with horrible judgment and life decisions please don't enjoy a beverage around me I don't even drink and I would tell that dirtbag to eat it.
>it's a Truman keeps pestering his boss to give him night shifts all year against the law because that's the only time he's able to properly function episodehaha why is he so fucked up bros
>its a truman has a post-cold dry cough and spends the whole day coughing, getting madder each time he does
>>106878614Such a cute pic
>>106877720Bullshit. Your friend has to face his own challenges, if the world tried to accomodate everyone for the smallest challenges they face we would all mentally be infants.
>It’s a Truman hangs out with that fagget in his British Lit class because he gives Truman cigarettes.Every school episode, it’s getting old.
>it's a Truman is angry and confused about his wife emotionally battering him for years and he can't take it anymore so he backhands her then she calls the police and he goes to jail and his entire extended family thinks he's a wife-beater
>>106877720Don't beat yourself, ultimately it is your friend's responsability to remain sober.
>>106876606aww man, good luck with this one, i'm about to be in the same boat... truman
truman jacked off so much that he's literally retardedI dont understand this show to be honest
>it’s a truman becomes charismatic and makes a bunch of friends while drunk only to wake up and retract back into his shell and cut all contact with them in the morning due to regret and shame episode they’re really running out of fresh ideas
>it's a Truman goes to /po/ looking for help with his origami project but accidently joins /pol/ and becomes repilled on the jq
>its a truman hasnt talked to anyone IRL in a month, hasnt taken a shower in a month, and spends 16 hours daily browsing image boards
>it's a Truman's parents don't know that he quit his job last week and is going to go sit in Starbucks and then when that gets weird, in Bob Evans, then hit the bar afterwards.
>its a Truman gets excited for his very first in-person interview, only to lose his enthusiasm after seeing the workplace and meeting the bitchy Indian boss lady episode.
>it’s a truman’s family moves him “”across the world”” and he can’t help but think he’d be happier back on the other set episode
>Its a Truman just ignores how his life is falling apart around him so his friends and family seem supposed when he has a mental breakdown episodeWas an odd arc this one.
>>106872122>it’s a Truman starts a new job and slowly increases his dosage of adderall until his heart palpitations cause him to pass out in the bathroom Wew lad these cliffhangers should come to a conclusion here soon enough!
>>106874556>he’s 20 nowHaha just wait until the 26-27th seasons. Truman doesn’t realize how simple things were back then until it was too late
am i on r9k or what
>>106881927Occasionally when I binge, yes and episodes of syncope. But my tolerance is so high now it takes a lot to make a dent
>It's a Truman experiences small gestures of friendship and caring from his co-workers that keeps him going another daywholesome episode, I wish they replayed it every day
>>106882093Aw that sounds nice, anon! I haven’t seen that one yet. Care to share some examples?
>>106878788Ok these episodes are getting way too fucking scary, they need to stop it
Why was is the Truman show such a cruel show?
>>106878749Fuck chemistry lab partners>Partner drops an expensive distillation tube, breaks it>$100 at the campus chemistry store, TA tells us we have to have a fresh one by next lab>"Weeeeeeell, technically it was you who had put it close to the edge of the table, so I think you need to be the one to pay for it">Point out that this motherfucker literally picked it up and dropped it>"Weeeeeell yeaaaaaah but I mean I think you're mostly at fault here">Tell him I'm not paying for it>He says he's going to drop the class anyway so it's up to meWanted to strangle that boy with a length of air hose
>it's a Truman gets treated nice by a female co-worker so he can't help but feel resentment and attraction towards her at the same time for it episodeThis needs to stop happening it's like the 5 time this season.
>It's a Truman admits to his mother he's been feeling depressed lately and she insists he start taking SSRIs immediately because all of her friends take them episode
>>106883985>It's a Truman realizes he should have kept his mouth shut so as not to further worry his mother episodeTruman never learns
>it's a Truman sits up all night listening to 60's and 70's music high thinking he should just go off the grid with his friends and just enjoy life but won't because he can't imagine life without appliances episode Do you think he should do it?
>>106884031this Truman realized he doesn't want to be far from his detachable showerhead everytime he shits, so probably not
>>106884067He's going about it wrong he needs to find a way to fake his death.
>>106883801take a glass blowing course
>it’s a Truman drops his pants, presses his ass against the drywall of his duplex and starts violently farting, resonating the air between the studs like a giant drum until his neighbor gets so pissed they break character and start slamming on his front door yelling for him to stop but he’s already laughed himself unconscious after shitting on the wall episodeKinda lazy writing, honestly
>>106877344NO DONT REMIND ME AUGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
>It’s a Truman probably has a problem with drinking but will probably still end up drinking Saturday anyways episodeHelp me
how do you kick the mental fixation brothers? i paid my price with the withdrawals, had my surgery, even made peace with what i feel is my version of god. it was hell and i'd never relive it. but i drank yesterday. i drank today. i'm more than likely going to drink tomorrow. i am not physically addicted to alcohol. but i am mentally still an absolute slave to it. how do you fucking abandon the feeling that your life is incomplete without it? i've been drinking for so long since i was so young. i don't even know who i am without it. half my confidence and approach to live is born out of the idea that i can drink. i need help. and believe it or not, i'd sooner listen to some internet folks than a therapist. so let's have it, any suddessful clean-up stories here??
>>106885082destroy yourself badly enough that you have no other choice but to quitbe near real death
>it's a "Truman is lying to his family so they dont discover how he's going out on all night drinking binges in the shithole club district" episode>Truman lies and says that he's with friends when really he's alone and does nothing but talk to strangers in a faggot bar because he has nowhere else to go.
>its a truman thinks about when his mom dies he will completely alone and stares at the ceiling for 2 hours episodeits over for him isn't it
>Its a Truman constantly thinks about the passage of time and how the human race will eventually go extinct because its technically impossible to exist forever, but it likely wont happen for a long time which is just as scary to think about because all of the things we know and love today will be completely forgotten by future generations, then he just jacks off to trap porn episode.
it's a truman gets dubs episode
>>106872122>Truman gets addicted to Hentai >Loses his job and family to it>End up living in a tiny apartment as a NEET Season's 29-34 were pretty rough to watch
>>106885803where do you go for it? i'm sick of shemaletube
>>106885888well Truman usually uses shemaletube, chaturbate, or watches recordings on webcamshows.org, but he has to turn adblocker on and off for those vids to play properly.
>>106885888Not that iteration of Truman but Trannytube.tv is my source. Ashemaletube has too many cam"girl" videos every day. Trannytube has more actual fucking and better categories. Also /gif/ has like 10 threads a day
>>106885662>its over for him isn't itNo he later realized that she was his only connection to his family and when she's gone he can cut all ties and move somewhere else.
>It’s a Truman finds strange lumps on his back but doesn’t go to the Doctor because he knows he can’t afford treatment episodeIt was nail-biting stuff, they showed the masses and went back to his typical daily struggles. That was the 27th season, think it will come up in the 28th?
>>106886021If Truman ignores it, it'll go away
>It's a Truman lying awake at night, thinking what if he was the one who died from a brain aneurysm instead of his beautiful, successful and kind hearted little sister who have perfect family, unlike Truman, a jobless retard who keep leeching off his best friend, and wondering maybe his parents was right, and the wrong kids died episodeThis season is pretty edgy imo.
>It’s a Truman sitting in his car just outside of his parent’s place because he told them he’s working third shift but instead doing part-time delivery work followed by numerous walks and McDonald’s dives to pass the time episodeSure, the setup is kind of sad, but it’s really boring watching Truman sit there on his phone for five hours posting online and listening to podcasts. Why can’t he get a real job or tell his parents the truth?
>it's a truman says he'll re-enroll next semester for sure this time and it's already december and he hasn't even been to campus episodeWhy does he keep getting distracted?
>>106886182Weird, I'm watching the same season on DVD only instead Truman goes to the movies and spends nine hours dodging cleaning crews and watching kino for free
>its a truman has slept in the park, and is definitely the most deranged of all the other trumans who claim to be deranged
>>106886236Truman should know that colleges won’t be enrolling for Spring Semester after November, so there’s still time for a comfy Winter Redemption Arc where he gets ready for Fall Semester.
>>106886258I might have to get that edition of the Show, it sounds more interesting than what I’m watching now.
>It's a Truman gets fired from his job and his relatively new girlfriend offers to let him stay in her dorm but now it's been 6 months and he's pissing off her roommates. Even though he got a new job he really likes living with her and they want to move in together but she gets free housing because of scholarships so he either has to suddenly be very poor/live with a stranger or keep living with her and being a burden episodeMaybe Truman should just suck it up get a second job to pay for a single apartment, but that might fuck with his depression
>it's a Truman decided not to get beer tonight. I'm proud of him.
>it's a Truman speaks to his father for the first time in 18 years and gets instructions for a complicated legal process and told to carry them out asap but instead spends a year getting high all day to cope with a friend's suicide, and his father and half-siblings have cut all communication with him since episodewhy does Truman do this to himself, lads
>>106876667it's a fucking truman laughs so hard he nearly bursts his surgery staples episodeyou're gonna fuckin kill truman!
>it’s a Truman has such bad social anxiety that he can’t enjoy sex and regularly avoids it episodehis girlfriend deserves better
>It's a Truman lies awake at night and ruminates on the absence of any real meaningful relationships in his life and the slim prospects of his future, all while contemplating whether or not he really does want to kill himself, along with masturbating several times in a futile attempt to distract himself from his thoughts episode.Watching him hump the blanket and softly cry himself to sleep gets pretty dull after around 2 hours.
>>106877525>It's a Marlon episodeAlways kind of fun.
>>106872122>it's a "Truman has been staring at his new Hard Drive and External Hard Drive for 2 hours, because he's too scared to attempt a backup" episodeHaha, stupid Truman; how can you be so technologically illiterate?
Is there any movies like the neet episodes of the Truman Show? I think it could be fun to watch
>it's a Truman notices his body is falling apart due to several poor life decisions and several chronic illnesses before he's 30 episode >it's a Truman realizes that once he hits 30 IF he hits 30 his body will take a metabolic nosedive and then he's well and truly fucked episode Truman is running out of time.
>>106878049I wish i could help my little brother the way yours helped you man. If i ever knew he wrote something remotely close to what you have here i would probably beam with joy. I try, nad i try, but all i seem to do is alienate him more. What did he do? How he helped you? Tell me so i can fail in that way too please.
>>106877864Why rape someone? You can win people over without having to resort to rape. If not, then just die.
>>106883866now THAT'S a psychological problem you should talk to a professional about
>it's a Truman has a mental breakdown at work and has to be escorted to the nearest bus stop to make sure he doesn't hurt himself or get into trouble episode>the cute girl that he has some feelings for did it and even stayed with him until the bus arrived and gave him a hug before parting ways>she's being written out of the show during the build up to the season finale and won't make another cameo for at least half a season
>>106878296>Wonder what he's going to do with it?Obviously he's going to learn how to lasso and join the rodeo.
>it's a Truman is such a paranoid wreck he refuses to let anyone find out even the most insignificant piece of information about him, and his only release is shitposting on a Nigerian royalty genealogy forum episode
>>106889397sounds like trevor-- sorry, i mean truman, needs to relax.