>let's have one funny person and two guys contributing nothingthe worst thing is, cumtown is so close to being funny
i dont care what anyone says, i love red scare and my post left waifus.
>listen to Chansplaining on my commute>they have an adam-tier guy who keeps pretending not to know basic things with a strong vocal fryis this just a podcasting thing? that guy?
Nick Mullen is a prodigy, so the other two don't need to be talented. I don't like how Stav thinks he and Nick are the cool ones and that Adam is the lame one. The fat fag only talks about the food he eats and the pussy he doesn't get.
>>106868719Adam is hands down the least interesting one
a cupcake and a candy bar
>>106868496Nick is legitimately hilarious 90% of the time when he isn't talking about an hero'ingStav has some lame middle school-tier humor at moments but generally seems like a fun guy and his laugh is infectiousAdam is a gay, unfunny bugman and has to have more jokes broken down/explained to him than any comedian I've ever heard
Why did they even have that cunt on last week? Female comics always remind you how unfunny they are whenever they get the chance. >muh feminism>muh making jokes for a living but getting offended at shit really easily>muh sullen silence if the jokes aren't PC enough>muh vagina hey guys guess what I have a VAGINA >dude FUCK religion it's so shit well except judaism I love the jew cock ;)She's also Canadian but doesn't know who the Metis are and thinks it's a slur against native/european mixed race people? Jesus fucking christ.
Stav and Nick minus Adam are the best episodes though.
>getting a RT from nick mullen and having to look at how pathetic my life is that its the most exciting thing thats happened to me all month
>>106868496head like a fucking orange
amazing how they get away with itdudes just throw money at them for no reason
>>106869167I give them 5 dollars a month because i like to pretend Nick is my friend.
>people on this board shit on cumtown for being Reddit>IM GONNA SAY THE N WORD memes dominate the board, which is a /Cumtown/ memeReally makes you hit the pipe.
stav is the most important member
>>106868496Stav is a lame fucking niggerhttp://www.steinershow.org/marcs-blog/change-we-cannot-quit-stavros-halkias/>Voting for the first time in my life was legitimately exciting. From the moment I entered my polling place, which happened to be my elementary school, I was overcome with emotion. In the building where I first learned what the office of the president was, I would have a hand in choosing the next person to occupy that office. Even better, I was supporting a candidate I actually believed in and held incredible hopes for. My nerves and elation were held together by an overarching sense of purpose. I was part of a societal change, with my ballot serving as tangible proof. Why can’t I feel like this everyday? Why can’t every day be Election Day?
adam is important because of how shitty he ishe needs to be there to be a punching bagthe episode where nick talks about adam's giant black jewish son was fucking hilarious
>>106869327all-time great bithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36GJ2Hf8R1g&feature=youtu.be
>>106869167I couldn't imagine ever paying for entertainment
I remember Nick saying that they tried getting Sam Hyde on the show but Sam called them too late to get on. Sad, would like to hear Sam and Nick play off each other.
>>106869223>cum town invented saying nigger>cumtown libcel won't say niggerAwww, le epic twitter podcast isn't getting enough respext
>>106869568"too late to get on" as in he waited until after his career started dying?
nick his hilarious, the other two are shit
>>106869614Nah Nick said that Sam kept flip flopping because I guess he was busy in Brooklyn, and when Sam finally made up his mind to do it, they had already recorded I believe.Sucks cuz I know Nick and Stav said they loved MDE’s stuff.
>>106869108damn amber is so fucking hot>>10686920450% of that $5 gets lost immediately to chinese crypto scammers 25% goes to feed stav's fat ass and the other 25% goes to adam's monthly blacked subscription
I can never listen to more than twenty minutes of this absolute garbage, but I will say that Dasha looked very hot on the Chapo midterms stream.
these dumb podcasts from people who were big on weird twitter in 2011 are all gay and lame
>>106869480Fuck this is so unfunny
>>106868496stavros is great as a sidekick to nick, they share the same ideas and movie references, also stavros finds nick really funny and really enjoys his madness. Nick loves making stavros laugh at his dark but funny as fuck comedy.adam is literally the opie(from opie and anthony), dave smith (legion of skanks), gail bennigton (bennington), kelly fastuka( from golden years ykwd) and both john and jeff (from john and jeff) of the podcast. Just a fucking parasite there by pure luck or connections
>>106868802Everyone knows this, when they make fun of Adam on the show for not being funny, they're actually legit like 85% serious.
>>106870862Opie was the heart of O&A. Voice of the pests. Without Opie, we would never get those lines of gold from the instant feedback or the Homer soundboard. Remember that time he made Tucker Max cry? Based.
>>106870981remember his inhumane solo show or the nightmare thats his solo podcast.I fucking dare you to listen to his podcast motherfucker i double dare youheres a reminder of his solo showhttps://streamable.com/cvg9p
>>106870862Stav is Robin Quivers
The best bits are the Safe and Supervised Teenage Porn Use and Bryan Singer Pablo bit."He fooked muh aaaasssssssss"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0YRMjLacfUHearing Nick rant about Hollywood Pedophiles for an hour is great.
>>106868496Cum Town would be shit without Stav. He may not have the best bits but he’s a strong character and his song parodies are so fucking retarded that they come full circle into being comedy gold. Plus nobody can riff with Nick better than Stav. But yeah Adam sucks.
>>106870981Opie was never funny, but he created some good cringe bits because he was willing to be so rude to guests. It all went downhill when he got married to Lyndsay (Bam Margera's old cock sleeve).
god bless nickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpa1pkkNU3k
>>106869327Ian’s a better punching bag than Adam and he’s slightly funnier too cause he’s stupid as shit like Stav.
>>106869678Amber is fucking awful. She literally believes that she's as funny as Nick, but is held back by people interpreting her humor through a female lens or some shit.
>>106871204this is one of my favorite bits
The bit about blasting through mountains by screaming the n word is probably the most I've ever laughed at just audio
>>106871193I discovered cumtown like two days ago you paranoid fuck
>>106871253>Slandering Queen. You're going to get put in the fucking Gulag bitch.
>>106868496Stavbot is the funniest episode though by far.
>>106871301nick's jew impression is hilarious
>>106870118what's your idea of good comedy
imagine actually listening to this shitty show
>>106868496Stav and Nick go together like peanut butter & jelly, Nick needs someone to reinforce and riff on his bits. Adam on the other hand is a great foil, some of the best moments on the show involve shitting on him.
Anybody interested in the cum town extended universe should check out Recine’s recent appearance on Nikki Glaser’s show. Not only is Ian the cohost, but there is a lot of quality Recine autism
Podcast sucks compared to its first 50 eps. Adam was more energetic/not a punching bag, the stories the boys told about people they knew from their past were fucking hilarious, etc. It's still okay, but now it's just Nick saying something, Stav sucking Nick's dick the entire time and Adam not bothering to try because Nick will just ignore what he says
well we seem to be out of the rdr2 era. where do you think cumtown is going in 2019?
They are just a worse Bone Zone
Adam is underrated imo, I actually think he's moderately funny. He has good stories about stupid shit his friends did when he was younger, like that one about the Indian girl taking such a smelly shit at a dinner party that everybody stopped hanging out with herStav is alright but his politics are even more annoying than his laugh. Adam and nick at least have some self-awareness when talking about politics on the pod but stav is a drooling ZOGbot whose purpose in life is to stream tranny porn and stuff himself with fast food. that Obama essay basically sums up stav's worldview, he's a basic bitch cookie cutter liberal who's one step away from becoming a MSNBC-addicted wine aunt
I unironically believe Dasha regularly cheats on Adam. Also Adam unironically watches BLACKED.
>>106874834Hes def gonna get cucked for a third time
>>106874944Has she already cheated on him twice?
>>106869668I would really enjoy Sam going on cum town and Adam passive aggressively trying to shit on Sam for being alt right or whatever and seeing what sort of awkward whackyness would come out of that.
>>106875150His last longterm gf cheated on him with his best friend (who's a dj). I think he was cheated on another time too
>>106869044>When she completely ruined the titantic bitYou could feel Nicks disappointment.
Greatest Podcasts Of All Time:Hollywood HandbookCumtownRed Bar RadioMega64Bret Easton Ellis
>>106869044Reminder>Christopher Hitchens writes an article explaining why most women aren’t funny years ago>makes female comics butthurt>Bonnie thinks she doesn’t get more laughs simply bc sexism>makes a movie to prove this wrong>dresses up in a shitty “man” outfit and does her set>gets even less laughs than usual >she has a break down and starts crying on cameraWomen, like Hitchens said, simply aren’t funny, with a few exceptions being the occasional Jew of lesbian comedian
Reminder that you can find all the shills behind these threads herehttps://www.twitter.com/bifbojonesEvery single one of them is a mutt
>>106869167I really enjoyed the Red Dead episodes.
>>106868496mullens the best at improv but all their stand up acts are around the same tier which is probably why theyre friends with each other
>>106870862I really like Gail Bennington though.
>>106871133>his song parodieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nlEANz7OKI
>uhhh how about [X] but gay/black/retarded/chinese>NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOOOO HELL YEAH DUDE
>>106874117how bout i camp where i want?
>>106876290matt is gay
>>106869044bonnie is ian tier as far as telling jokes but at least ian has his depraved tales of degeneracy to fall back on. in fact the best part of bonnie's episode was her story of ian being made fun of by teenage girls at some comedy show.
>>106875775Redbar is shit
>>106876002only someone who loves the show could make such a post
>>106875775Norm Macdonald Live you dirty dog
>>106875775I'm very fond of Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing Colossal Podcast, Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes, and the Adam Carolla Show.
>>106871081He esed I cou mee Bolbereen
>>106868802Adam is funny as fuck. People who don't realize what Stav and Adam bring to the table are pleb tier
>>106869327>adam is important because of how shitty he is no matter how mean Nick is and how much he beats up on Adam, he would intervene in a rape even if he were wearing flip flops.adam deserves the abuse
>>106875775Hollywood handbook is terrible though
>>106869568>>106869614>>106869668>>106875176Sam didn't go because everyone on Cumtown is a leftist and might challenge him on his altright views and reveal to his new redpilled audience he cultivated in 2016 that he was a fraud who just pandered to them for views.Its why he did an interview with the guy who did the MDE documentary but not cumtown; that limy brit was a complete sycophant who licked his balls for an hour, whereas on Cumtown he would have been up against some people who could take him down. He's just a huge pussy.
>>106881230Naw I feel nick wouldn't have been combative. And stav and nick are too pussy to be directly confrontational. They'd just be passive aggressive
>>106881369Meant stav and adam