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I love DISCO (Star Trek Discovery)!
>>106852880miss me with this gay shit
>Are we still on for hasperat tonight, Commander?
>>106852880ST:DWon't ever be anything but that, just accept it.
>>106853065What's that itch on my balls? Oh it's season two of Star Trek Discovery on CBS All Access.
How many members of the original series bridge crew are currently burning in Hell?
>>106853129Let's see, Leonard Nimoy, Deforest Kelley, and James Doohan are dead, so 3.
>>106853141What was the point of this scene? TNG writers were perverts, that's what.
>>106853204I only see one kike on there. Revise your number.
>>106853222Sex is a core component of Star Trek, this is undeniable.
>>106853263Ironic given the show's fanbase
>>106853284ha ha we r virgins fucken hilarious xDd
>>106853222They stuck it in because Bebe wanted a Trek cameo.
sup nerdsDo I need to watch the original series to understand what the fuck is going on or can I jump straight to TNG? Will I miss important stuff? I've seen a couple of episodes while at work and liked the vibe of the show with picard. I find the old star trek too corny. I only have a very basic knowledge of trek btw
>>106852871Space AIDS: you can get it even if you do nothing wrong.
>>106853568The autist in me says start from TOS, and watch in production order. The pragmatist in me say start with TNG S3 because you're likely to give up if you start with TNG S1 or TOS.
>>106853106Season 2 aka the final season.
>>106853319It's a stereotype for a reason. Don't get so defensive
>>106853319Calm down, Jimmy. It's just bants.
is sisco really religious or just pretending? i think hes atheist.
>>106853635You don't know that.
>>106853577Name a cuter interstellar genocidist.Protip: You can't.
>>106852880based disco lover
>>106855304Would happily kill 800 million spoonheads for her.
I never quite understood where Khan's hair metal band came from. Are they all supposed to be 14 years old or younger, the children of the supermen, with Khan being the only survivor of the originals?
>>106853568I started with TNG and its goodYou don't really need any background info, might miss some references but it stands on its own just fine.The first 2 episodes are shit though so hang in there.
Holy fuck I love DS9 so much. Even the bad episodes.>tfw DS9 will never be remastered
>>106856702Agreed. Memes aside, I found it very watchable and really enjoyed how it fleshed out the Trek universe. I wasn't able to watch it much in childhood because my parents didn't get the concept, but I always had a weird sort of lost nostalgia for it.
Name a better ass in all of /trek/. Protip you can't
I love Bashirfag!
>>106857820I'd eat it.
>>106857933As would I
>This is not an order. Now blow out the candles.
IT'S BEEN A LONG ROADGETTING FROM BUM TO BUM
>>106858260IT'S BEEN A LONG WANK,BUT NOW I'VE FINALLY CUM
*cracks**sips*Janice Rand, now SHE was a waifu
>>106859351>The economics of the future are somewhat different. You see, money doesn't exist in the 23rd century. The acquisition of wealth is no longer the driving force of our lives. We work to engorge ourselves and the rest of humanity.
>>106853683I AM NOT A VIRGIN!
The Cardassians cheered as T’Pol lay back on the table, her generous tits parting and settling while B’Elanna stepped up onto the bench and then knelt over her. The nude Klingon leaned forward, her rump rising deliciously in the air, her boobs swaying beneath her and her dark hair falling around her face. Her pink tongue emerged from her mouth and she began to lap at T’Pol’s ice cream-covered breasts.B’Elanna’s tongue explored the slopes of the Vulcan’s bosom, rising towards her peaks before dropping down to the slower slopes. Torres had seen T’Pol’s breasts fondled many times, too many times since they had met, but this was the first time she had been truly intimate with those two lovely globes herself. She found them to be amazingly soft and inviting, her skin silky smooth. Her tongue touched the roughness of an areola and she felt T’Pol gasp in a breath in pleasure, her entire tit rising towards B’Elanna’s mouth.The Vulcan was a slave to her Orion conditioning. The freezing cream and B’Elanna’s skillful tongue were spilling pleasure into her mind. She closed her eyes and moaned as the Klingon lapped at her tit, gently working until every drop of ice cream was gone. Then Torres moved to the other melon. She switched from licking to sucking, making a seal with her lips and drawing the Vulcan’s supple titflesh into her mouth slightly. The science officer moaned as B’Elanna worked on her breasts and then cried out loud as she sucked on her sensitive nipples.
Gas all STD posters
>tfw no femdom Cardie captainfu
Have you been reading Star Trek vs Transformers, /trek/?
>somebody who actually LIKES Discovery>BashirfaggotPick one and only one to go on an away mission with you
>>106860155>>106860247Thanks for reminding me of that other queer parining I'm really into.
>>106860027That's against everything Trek stands for
Quark is my literal hero.Has anyone calculated his approximate net worth? Expressed in bars of gold-pressed latinum of course.
>>106860177>talking about yourself in third person Or is Jimmy wearing a suit made out of her skin and using her RCA Galileo to post?
>>106861129Why don't women just voluntarily kill themselves the day before their 40th birthday?
I'm about a third of the way through the original series and ordered Kirk's crew yesterday now I just found out Modiphius released a Khan figure as a convention exclusive.Their Lore, Locutus, and Borg Queen figures are also somewhat exclusive as they're currently only available in the $500 Borg cube box set but they promised they would some day be available individually.I hope they do the same with Khan but their range seems to be going in a Next Gen direction.Sigh. Good morning /trek/ how's tricks?
So is the Discovery posting one autistic guy? Is he getting paid by CBS? Is it genuine or ironic? I have so many questions.
>>106861250>spending $500 for plastic toysKiss it.
>>106861278Pretty sure he's being ironic.
>>106853106>>106853635threadly reminderinstead of investing your time into this shit you could just watch babylon 5 instead
>>106861312What is he supposed to do? Invest in the current highly unstable US stock market?
>>106861363>Modeled on the iconic adversaries, the Borg, the cube is 30cm cubed (yes that big!) an incredible limited edition product for hobby gamers and Star Trek fans alike worth over $650.>worth over $650.
>>106861191haha what a funny meme!this has convinced me std posters arent just npcs
>>106861312So far I've spent $200 on this game for the rulebook, federation map tiles, and one box of every set of minis. I got into this because I want to paint the toys so the rules expansions and dice packs don't matter to me. Just tell me how to fire a phaser and fly a ship and I'm good.The $500 Borg cube has all of those minis (plus the three villain characters you won't ever need unless you're roleplaying as the TNG bridge crew for some reason) plus every rulebook, dice pack, and map pack in Wave 1.Again, I'm $200 in for all the toys and the rulebook so that's $300 extra people are paying for cardboard and dice.What a bargain!
>>106857820Have month off due to illness which makes it impossible to get erections due to the tramadol and other meds so thought I would finally get around to watching star trek and saw the Q episode where the son of Q clicks his fingers and strips her...that shot of her back was enough to get me hard instantly.>Talk about perfection
>>106861430But look, it has trays and a map of the quadrants you totally can't find in every Star Trek book ever printed! More than just a $500 cardboard box, it's a statement about who you are. Slap this bad boy above your fireplace and every guest you have will ask about that fine black cardboard box you have then watch their faces light up with surprise when you tell them it's full of tiny Star Trek toys! The perfect prompt a quick gaming session of miniatures roleplaying! Only $500, worth over $650!
>>106860536Shill me on Quark. Why is he the best?
>>106853568Start with TNG. You could honestly get a list of episodes and skip most of S1 and S2 cause there is some shit there. Read the summaries so you get the basic idea of important shit. /tv/ probably has a list.
Best single episode, of any Trek series, to get a non-fan hooked on it?
>>106860489So is STD.
>>106861856What's her name and what does she like?
>>106861856Something where someone dies, for the feels.I have previously used Darmok and The Visitor.
>>106861856In the Pale Moonlight
>>106862240It's a great ep, but an exceedingly strange choice for an introductory one.
>>106862309She thinks she's funny. Living with her must be a nightmare. Here's to you, Mr. B.
>>106862309It's how I got into the series. If it hooks you and you want to know more about the Dominion War it gives you an excuse to watch more episodes about that. If you like Garak as a character thats also a good place to go. Just show them more Garak episodes. It's how I got into DS9.
>>106861907The Offspring gives me the most feels.
>>106852871What are the best/ worst Trek novels?
>>106861710You mean this shot?
>>106862562They're all garbage.
Are Holodecks standard stuff for households in the future?
>>106862638That dosen't surprise i don't know how you could stretch a television episode into a novel.
>>106862722I read the novelization of All Good Things before the final episode aired and regret it to this day.
>>106862747Wait why the fuck would they release the novelization of the last episode of the series before it comes out?
I hate Simon Pegg's Scotty.
>Captain Archer can't stand those knife eared vulcan pieces of shits>except their women of course>vulcan women are for big human cock>he goes to vulcan>gets motherfucking SURAK's katra stuck inside him>his first instinct is to want to get it the FUCK OUTbased archer
>>106863155I hate all of the new cast except Zoe.
>>106863347I do have a soft spot for Afro-Latinas desu
The Dubsminion has endured for 2,000 /trek/ threads and will endure long after STD has died from infection.
>>106857969>>106858152make way plz
>>106853634and miss gems like this?
>>106853634Starting with S3 TNG isn't a bad idea, but before season 7, go back to seasons 1-2 and you'll find the weird transhumanism oddly quaint and enjoy the transition to comfy S3 TNg with the help of the good Doctor. Then grab a case of your favorite energy drink and enjoy TNG season 7, where it's "all about SENPAI-A-LEE!"
>>106864033Why didn't they just kill her and replace her with Dr. Selar?
>>106864164Because there's no justice in the world.
>AROOOOOOOOOOOOHow the fuck did they get away with this line?
>>106864225They should have replaced all the later Ogawa stuff with Dr. Selar as well, and most of the Dr. Crusher episodes could have been about Selar. It's absurd they didn't expand on the only Vulcan crew member we saw aboard the Enterprise D and instead decided to focus on Crusher. Such a waste.
>>106863347Zoe's all right, I'd probably let her put her bum in my face
>>106861856Family (TNG)>>106863749>fake geek girlsoof
>>106864373>didn't expand on the only Vulcan crewmember we saw aboard the Enterprise D
>>106860489Why did they CGI-out her facial warts for the second season?
>Watching Endgame>Voyager only gets home in the last 10 seconds of the showWhat the fuck? I wanted to see what would happen to them on Earth.
>>106864661The whole 2-parter finale was a complete farce. This coming from a voyagerfag.
>>106864566He didn't show up until later in the series. Selar was introduced in season 2, then for some reason Star Trek decided it didn't care about Vulcans until the Spock episodes. Guess we had to explore mommy doctor for six seasons and develop that character.
>>106864661Well that's VOY, a disappointment since the pilot.
>>106864373I think there was a conscious decision from the production staff to not have a regular Vulcan character. Like how I chose to not include Neelix in the cooking collageSorry for the indulgence
>>106865028>>106864225Please only post this picture once per thread. Selar is love, not spam.>>106865058Well that's just absurd considering Vulcans are one of the major draws for Trek and Pulaski was only a copy and pasted Bones, and Data a Spock. Most of the early TNG episodes are even echoes of TOS concepts, like Q and Trelane. They were already recycling concepts so why not use a Vulcan? Oh right, because we need to know more about mommy doctor. Ridiculous.
Ready for the new Short bus Treks?
How much DMT will the replicators allow me to make? Asking for a friend.
>>106865682stop doing drugs
>>106865418Ya they're gonna be hella rad!
>it's a "obsessing over some minor background character we know almost nothing about, solely because she's hot" episode
>>106865682Jesus Christ your house must smell like shit
>>106865742Selar is Trek's Boba Fett, you tit.
>>106865767>Hello, Mr. Replicator? I will have one DMT, please. Thank you.
>>106852907 best movie
>>106865915Just drop acid, its funner.
>>106865899>Boba Fettan overrated character who did nothing interesting and who is only liked because dude he looks cool!!! lmao?I guess Selar kinda is like that, yeah.
>>106865742That's exactly my point. Dr. Selar had so much potential and could have been such a lovely addition to the crew. They created Ro Laren as way if introducing conflict aboard the ship and Spock was always a fascinating foil for Kirk and Bones so even if they needed to keep mommy doctor so they could build her up for the candle ghost episode they had Selar as an option the whole time. Maybe that's why we didn't see much of Selar, because she was busy running the medbay while Dr. Crusher was running around after Wesley and that caused some professional tension between the two. We'll never know, because TNG dropped the ball and didn't want a Vulcan regular because reasons.
>>106866197Coke is pretty rad tho
>>106864525>Family (TNG)I tried this on a girl in 2008. Without watching previous episodes, she didn't have the context necessary to grasp the full emotional weight. Biggest mistake of my life, I should have picked some other episode.
>>106866197please fuck off blogposter
>>106853568Skip TOS. I've been working my way through it since I finished TNG and it's a lot different from modern tv where TNG is more watchable.
>>106866589Based subliminal message poster
>>106857999Based and Bumpilled
>>106866589based tranny blogposter
>>106866171jesus, man. The reason was that TOS had a Vulcan main character (half-Vulcan, but still) and while TNG wanted certain characters to hit the same beats as characters in TOS (mainly Data confirming the tradition of the "learning about humanity/him-or-herself" autist), they didn't want to rehash it with the same species. There was no reason to have Selar or any Vulcan really to be a part of TNG's main or even secondary crew when Data filled that spot perfectly. Otherwise, why have a Vulcan at all? Also Vulcans are so fucking overdone, much like Klingons.
>>106866676wrong person, shit for brainsps. DS9 is for faggots who have mental illness
>>106864373They had a few (specially in the pilot), but they never liked showing them.
>>106866757why do you post here if all you do is hate ds9?
Why are Gem Hadoor episodes so good? I just want to cuddle one of those big purple dinosaurs.
>>106866826Avery Brooks killed his dog
>>106866461What the fuck do you even do that you can afford a $600 plastic Borg cube AND coke?
On the subject of Bajorans as Palestinians... Why do libs in the US love Jews, but hate Israel? Is it because they [do nothing wrong to] Muslims?
>>106866826why do you constantly post without a trip when you want to say something and then post with a trip when you want people to like you like some sort of faggot
>>106866956i'm not bashirfaggot im the person who just told him and ds9 hater to fuck off
>>106866937wait if you cant even afford an 8 ball then how are you ever going to have money for a convention ticket, plane ticket, hotel room and medical care for after we all go to STLV???
>>106866756Selar could have been a foil for mommy doctor or just replaced her entirely and it wouldn't have detracted from Data's development at all. In fact, it would have been interesting to see the two of them discuss emotions like in the episode with Spock. Having someone Data could relate to but be opposite of like Dr. Selar could have both underlined and challenged Data, further fleshing out his struggles. You're taking the stance that there's only room for one emotionally repressed character in the show and missing how delicious it could have been with two.
>>106866999>hur dur im not bashirfaggot>literally does not name the other 5 tripfaggotsshut your faggot shit upDS9 is for gays like you
>>106867048bashirfaggot is the only trip native to here
>DS9 is for faggots>all tripfags love DS9>all tripfags are faggotscoincidence? no such thing! i rest my case>>106867091point being? that your a faggot that ruins other threads with you tripfaggotry?
>>106867009This. One aspiring to humanity, the other rejecting it might have given some nice episodes.
desu, stop talking to the mentally ill anti-DS9 spammer. He's just baitposting, he'll fuck off eventually or get banned.
daysue, stop talking to the mentally ill jimmy spammer. He's just baitposting, he'll fuck off eventually or get banned.
>>106866937>paint minis for people to get money for more minis>buy coke for people to get money for more cokeMy job pays the bills and my hobbies pay for themselves!
Who's the better sweaty mommyfu, Janeway or B'Elanna?
>>106867329Baished and totally 4channel
>>106855484Why the FUCK is every thing so dark in STD? STDs bridge has darker lighting than the outside at night time lighting they used on better trek shows. And then they smear that dogshit colour filter over it when everyone thinks Colour filters are shit. TOS had a fantastic lighting scheme with clear characters in the foreground and funky psychedelic lighting in the background reflecting off discoball like fixtures that looked great. The fucking Orville has better lighting. I wish that show was being made without McFarlanes jokes or acting, hopefully someone competent is seeing how successful it is and makes an actually good Star Trek clone.
>>106867374Ya it's pretty rad!The TOS arrives tomorrow and I can't wait to start painting them!
>>106867463the orville looks cheap and awful
Worf is the least interesting alien in TNG.
>>106867463First time I've seen someone here complain about STD's lighting. Finally. I fucking hated that shit. Not to mention the lens flares (probably more than JJ Trek) and way overused fucking dutch angles everywhere. I mean, I get that dutch angles can have a purpose, but STD was using them during scenes where two characters where just fucking talking. It was like watching a high production value Len Kabasinski movie. >>106867638Still better than the overproduced assault on the senses that is STD.
>>106867638Hey kiddo you have to be 18 to use 4channel.
>>106866197>>106866461Beatlesnuff is pretty fun. Everyone here is cutting it with meth lately, so I haven't gone full Sisko in months.
>>106867797Fuck off, Jimmy
>>106867797No. That award goes to Guinan AKA Whoopi BRAPberg
Anyone here ever try angel dust?
>>106867923Want to talk about it?
>>106868002I would assault her ears so much that she would never want to listen to anything again.
>>106868002>Guinan: Am I disturbing you?>Ro Laren: Yes.>Guinan: Good. You look like someone who wants to be disturbed.Seriously what the fuck, Guinan?
>>106867862>First time I've seen someone here complain about STD's lighting.>tfw I complained about it constantly when the S1 was airings-same
>>106867638I bet you can't play PS1 games either because you think they look like shit.
>>106868184Sorry I missed your posts, fren. Regardless, I share your opinion.
>>106868170>wah she hurt my waifu's fee-fees
>>106868532She intentionally violated her private space because she was curious. She had no idea why Ro was sitting alone and as a bartender it demonstrates an appalling lake of sensitivity on her part.Also fuck you, don't you ever trivialize my waifu's fee-fees again.
>>106868675She wanted to help Ro and knew that Ro was too angry and proud to ask for the help she needed. It worked out in her benefit and she was grateful to Guinan even though she got her out of her comfort zone.
>>106853284While you're half right... Let's look at Convention attendees from the 70s..
>>106868966Sort of want....?
>>106868795How fortunate things worked out that way naturally and weren't forced to happen because the writers wanted Guinan to introduce the characters to the audience. It doesn't undermine the purpose of Ro's steely exterior at all when she melts for the first person to poke her. Ro should have told Guinan to fuck off and left ten forward, then returned later and apologized.
>>106868992Stereotypes exist for a reason.
>>106868966*sniff*Mmm... Vintage autism.
>>106869023Collecting Spocks Alimony.
>>106869047She was Shatnered in 1973 in Brooklyn in the men's stall.
>watching this episode in 2008>what a nice racism metaphor>watching this episode in 2018>fucking left-side-black niggers
>>106869078Grandfather of six Trekkies.
>>106869089The Riddler was never the same after the fallout.
Namer a sadder pic
Do I have a gf in the mirror universe?
>>106869853weird looking gay guys VS hot as fuck wayune
>>106868966Christ. I half-expected to see Jimmy Saville or Gary Glitter in the background.
>>106868966>>106868992Dios mio! La atrocidad de las américas y la goblina.
*tink**tink**sips*All hands, this is the captain speaking. There's just a few things I'd like to say:Ahem....FUCK KesFUCK the KazonFUCK the Prime Directiveand most importantlyFUCK TuvixJaneway out
>>106869853I'd queue for based JC ahead of most of the regular cast of any Trek show.
>>106856237They were still frozen when he was doing stuff in space seed. Presumably they're the ones that also didn't die on the planet
>>106869853While it's funny that no one likes STD, being popular at Star Trek conventions isn't actually something to proud of.
>>1068593512 to beam up
>blocks your wornhole reinforcements
>>106870415She cannae take no more Cap'n
>mfw when Garret Wang was charging $15 for a selfie at STLV
>>106870336i showed "nor the battle to the strong" to a friend who's a fan of old war movies and he watched the rest of DS9 based on that
>>106870394>Haha all these pathetic fucking nerds>I'm so glad they didn't want to pay me to sign any of their pictures and DVDs>I sat here all day and not a single nerd approached my booth I must be the most awesome person here>time to pack up go play a faggot on the Star Trek series too awesome for nerds
>>106869023My room has those exact wooden panels to this day
>>106870466Wew, that's a shame. From interviews I saw of him, he seemed like a nice guy. Guess he really needs to make that money tho.
>>106870466I'd only do it if I was wearing a uniform with a rank higher than ensign and get him to crouch lower in the shot.
>>106866936Citation? is this related to his DUI?
>mfw Patrick Stewart charges $150 an autograph and does at least 1,000 autographs a day over a 3 day con
>>106860489She'd make a good female Harkonnen in the inevitable women-only reboot of Dune
>>106870964They don't always get commission - sometimes it's flat fee and the organizers get the profits
>called kai winn>losesWhat did she mean by this?
>>106871118That's still half a million dollars of revenue being generated by one person regardleds of where it is going or who it is going to.
>>106871288And 3,000 suckers
>>106870964He looks like what would happen if Nic Cage and the hillbilly from Lost got fused together in a transporter malfunction.I would kill it, but not before studying its habits first.
Make new tred plz
>>106871688fuck off, faggot. The schtick isn't funny
Was it kino?
>>106871809Too many posts to read. Make new thread.
>>106871288If someone's retarded enough to pay $150 for a photograph they deserve it
>>106871856He hair on backwards
>>106870459Childhood is accepting the self-replicating cloaked mines as they are.Teenagerhood is realizing that the mines don't work, because eventually the mines run out of matter and can't replicate more.Adulthood is realizing that the mines DO work, because they get more matter from the debris of spaceships that crash into them.Boomerhood is realizing that the mines don't work, because the Dominion could send an object with low mass but high surface area (like a simple net) at the mines, identify their physical locations even while cloaked, and blow them up.
>>106867638The Orville looks fantastic and great.
>>106872036Godhood is realising that Space Mall 9 is shit and no longer caring
>>106867349Oh wow Janeway has a big head lmao
>>106872036>yeah let's send out this giant space net that's thousands of square kilometers in size that we'll somehow propel through space and push through the minefield and won't get destroyed when the first mine blows up>that totally makes sense>*crack* *siiiip*
can't stop thinking about being a demon and possessing troi
>>106872185It takes less energy to replicate the net than it takes to replicate the minefield.
Does the Dominion even have replicators?
>>106872232Your sense of scale is on the level of dumb.
>>106871856Shran was right, the Vulcans are fucking assholes and the Andorians are based
>>106872294The Cardassians do, therefore the Dominion does.>>106872318Please explain how replicating a net expends more energy than a mine with a built-in replicator and a built-in cloaking device.
>>106872185They should just dump a bunch of flour into space and let it float around.
>>106872408>Please explain howYou want a net that's thousands of kilometers in size and is somehow, some way propelled through a minefield. You're fucking stupid!
>>106872676How is that not feasible if a minefield is feasible?Do you think those mines magically popped into existence without any expenditure of resources?
>>106872676Did you forget what the minefield is shaped like? It's not like you need to navigate through the field.
>>106867463 The captain of the discovery was revealed to be from the mirror universe. They then explained that the only difference between this universe and the mirror universe is that humans evolved with weaker eyes that are more sensitive to light in the mirror universe, which is why the captain kept everything dark
>>106872745>>106872791>yeah bro let me make a net that's thousands of kilometers in size and somehow propel it through space hard enough to push through mines we'll just like grab them all WHOOSH in a big net! geniusThis isn't Looney Tunes.
>>106852871Just finished TNG. Which series should I watch next? Are any others even worth watching?
>>106872949>a net that's thousands of kilometers in sizeI don't know why you think this is difficult. This is Star Trek. A replicator can make one in seconds. Have you ever watched Star Trek?>hard enough to push through mines we'll just like grab them all WHOOSH in a big net! What the fuck are you talking about? Nothing needs to be grabbed.The net approaches the mines. Either A, the mines blow up, or B, the mines don't blow up but you know their physical location because the net stops movingIf A, the Dominion wins, because the mines can only replicate themselves a finite number of times, and the mines just expended a shitton of energy. Repeat with more nets until the mines run out completely and can't replicate any more.If B, the Dominion wins, because the mines have their physical locations revealed, and the Dominion can shoot them with a phaser. Which is exactly what happened in the show. In DS9, the Dominion figured out their physical locations and shot them with a phaser.You're trying to tell me that the solution they used in DS9 wouldn't work in DS9.
>>106873475>I don't know why you think this is difficult. This is Star Trek. A replicator can make one in seconds. Have you ever watched Star Trek?Yep, you're retarded. Hi, Jimmy!>The net approaches the mines. Either A, the mines blow up, or B, the mines don't blow up but you know their physical location because the net stops movingThe net, at best, would touch a handful of mines. There's no way it could WHOOSH GRAB EM ALL like you're saying. Come back to reality, Jimmy.
>>106873522I'm saying it DOESN'T grab them. What's wrong with you?
>>106873543>The net approaches the mines. Either A, the mines blow up,Why would they blow up? This makes no sense. At best, the net would make contact with one row of mines. Even if those blow up, the rest of the mines are still there and the detonated row is replaced.>B, the mines don't blow up but you know their physical location Again, at best, you would only know where one row is (and not even an entire row, just a small part of it because, again, you're dealing with thousands of kilometers of distance)Both of your examples implies WHOOSH GRAB EM ALL but you're too disassociated from how such a thing would actually work that you can't conceptualize it in a realistic way. Keep WHOOSHING Jimmy.
>>106873543>>106873522Cool it with the turbo 'tism, anons. Don't force me back to /r/daystrominstitute again please.
Has Riker laid more Klingon women than any Klingon man could hope to lay?
>>106873646>Why would they blow up?Because you speedwatched at 2x speed and don't recall that "the proximity sensors could cause premature detonation.">Even if those blow up, the rest of the mines are still there and the detonated row is replaced.They can't replace themselves forever. Eventually they run out of resources. Or do you think that they run on magic?>Both of your examples implies WHOOSH GRAB EM ALLNone of my examples involve grabbing anything, but I guess it's too late for your ego to back down now and you have to keep arguing against an imaginary strawman.
why do posts keep getting deleted?
>>106861361Already did several times.
>>106873887>Because you speedwatched at 2x speed and don't recall that "the proximity sensors could cause premature detonation."Sorry, Jimmy, but it won't work. Proximity senors take a certain amount of force to detonate, otherwise every random piece of space debris would set them off.>They can't replace themselves forever.Genius. You're going to keep sending in nets, that are larger than the biggest buildings on Earth, into a minefield. That's totally going to work.>None of my examples involve grabbing anythingYes, they do. Or is your empire state net somehow going to detonate things without touching them? lmaoAnyway, I'm done with your insane shitposts, Jimmy. WHOOSH
>>106873968I think it's the Shit & Piss Anon voiding his bowels on the thread, but the robo-jannies are on it in a flash.
>>106874033Only a teeny tiny fraction of the mass of those buildings. Only a teeny tiny fraction of the resources needed to build the minefield itself. Do you not know how nets work? Lots of empty space.By the way, where you getting "thousands of kilometers" from? DS9 itself is too large to fit through the wormhole according to Q-Less, and DS9 is only 1.5 km wide.
>put my grinder on top of my laptop without thinkingfix it. fix the thing now.
This hotdog im eating smells like an actual dog wtf
>>106874364epic 10/10 4channeler reply
>>106874409lol calm down.
>>106874328I don't get it
This is for my dear friend, BashirFaggot.https://youtu.be/tKjZuykKY1I
>>106874432grinders have a small somewhat strong magnet in them to keep the lid on
>>106874508You fucking donkey
>>106874438This one is for my fellow /trek/kershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_v1J-kGxXds
>>106874523i knowits my torrenting laptop though so whateverhavent seen any problems actually im just paranoid about what happenedi left it on the blank part of the keyboard for like 5 minutes before i realize what i did
>>106874508Is your Windows corrupted? Perfect opportunity to finally switch to Linux, just like you've always wanted but never dared to try.
>>106874328how the hell did the pakleds even make it into space
>>106874585>using linux for anything but IT worklol
>>106873977AAAAAAHWHY DID THEY GO WITH SEVEN/CHAKOTAY???What a fucking shit tier pairing. Worst one in the history of Trek, let alone other pieces of media.
>>106874540and the weeb versionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQoW1oK9gEs
>>106874723I liked the bit about Kim sounding like a wounded targ.
>>106874788Why does Will look like he's going to do unspeakable things to Data's head?
>>106861361B5 is terribad tho
>>106874900Data isn't a real man, it's not gay, right?
>>106874935Of course it isn't. And it wasn't gay for Geordie to get a powered-down Data to suck him off, right? R-right?
>>106875232It wasn't gay, but it also doesn't count.
I can't get over Riker's lisp
>>106875681He doesn't have one.
>>106875891Falssshe. It's not big but it's there.
>>106875330Nothing ever did. Even Q couldn't have gotten Geordie laid. I'm surprised TNG didn't end with Geordie finally going insane from a lifetime of inceldom, sabotaging the warp core and blowing everyone to smithereens.
>>106869853Pity they didn't have a separate poster for every role that based Combs had
>>106876078>Geordie tries every day to commit suicide>Q intervenes to stop him just so his suffering can continue
>>106876222He should have been sitting on a throne rather than a chair. It's offensive to have those STD literally whos on the same level as him.
>>106869853seeing this gives me hope for the future
>Make a new Star Trek TV show>Hire NPCs to write and direct it>Fill it with virtue signalling and NPC agenda>Surprised when people reject itIs there anything more pathetic than STD? Like, literally. Even the new Doctor Who isn't as big a failure as STD is. On every level - concept, design, storytelling, performances, STRONK WOMYN AND NIGRESSES, etc.
>>106876524>Is there anything more pathetic than STD?only /trek/ posters
>>106876254This could be pure, Groundhog Day kino if done right. Like TNG 518, Cause And Effect. The Enterprise is caught in a time loop, blowing up over and over again. The only hope of escape is that Geordie finally learns to seduce a cute ensign and plough her like a field of turnips, with Q as dating coach. >They say love is blind... and now the only one who can see a way out... is a blind man.
>>106876524>Is there anything more pathetic than STD? Those who use reddit memes like NPC.
>>106876823STD is a reddit meme
>*hits pipe*DS9 sucks
>>106876823>*bleep bloop* NPC is a reddit memeWatch some real Youtubers like Midnight's Edge and bowlestrek then come back, sweatie
>>106876903fuck that's based
>>106876903ummm, sweaty, this is 4channel, not 4chan
>>106876903Dldchan btfo'ing the faggot DS9channelers
>>106876845Yeah no shit, but so is NPC.
>>106877131>>106877131>>106877131Little early but I hope to piss off the autist so...Maybe if you keep your mouth shut I'll wait until 310
>>106876903>*slonks gang weed*>*mid pack be hittin*TNG is so hella epic
Did Bashirfag get partyvan'd for asking for acid?
why is there multiple /trek/s
>>106877304because niggerz be wylin'
guys, just watched ENT's ww2-storyline... what were they thinking?can we all agree that parallel universe/time travel-episodes are always fucking terrible. in DN9 or TNG i skipped every fucking episode that contained either one of those.
Wait, was Tuvix allowed to say the N-word
>>106877414IIRC there was a behind the scenes change at the end of Season 3 and the guy who was leaving deliberately left the show on a mental cliffhanger (Nazi aliens) in order to fuck over the new guy.
>>106864373Fuck you, Crusher made my peepee hard before my balls dropped
>>106864373someone need to make some hd webms of this episodeand the one where she plays a klangon