I'm a transwoman and you're being transphobic. Leave me alone, or I will file a complaint.
>>1653051Transatlantic still isn't an Atlantic
>>1653049>be 16>coming home with family from bahamas trip>get stopped at customs>"sir, are you smuggling cheese?">apparently a dog alerted on my bag and they saw a large block in the xray>take me aside and search my bag>the large block was a giant hp lovecraft compendium that i read during the flight>tsa workers pull out a leatherbound tome labelled "the necronomicon">tfw
>>1653132so there was no drugs?
>>1653132You just smell like cheese then?
>>1653132>have the body odor of fucking cheesewhite "people"
>>1653115 Oceans. Are. Fluid.
>>1653049Yes, I'm a big fan.You played that pirate captain on The Expanse, right?
>>1653674>>1653705no, you're a spambot. admit your role.
Fuck you pig
>>1653719What did I miss?
>>1653049Only deez nuts, lol
>>1653049Yes, I have some free literature in my bag I'd love to show you. Have you heard the message of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ?
>>1654538Shit. That should actually work if they ask stupid Shit
>>1653049Ye sir just a little big of ligma what's ligma you ask LIGMA BALLS HAHAHHAHAA
>>1654538Sorry sir, I cannot accept any gifts.