Confess your travel sins
>>1608737i’ve never travelled
>>1608740elaborate muh dood?
>>1608741Had sex with horses, dogs, and chickens in South America.
>>1608737I traveled to vietnam now i'm addicted to heroin and I can't get it back home so staying here forever I guess
>>1608743With mares I presume?
>>1608743What the fuck?
>>1608746>desire to know more intensifiesfor money or something? just cos you knew you cwould not be recognized? pls tell us everything.
>>1608743I can understand horses and dogs, but why chickens.
>>1608752>I can understand horses and dogsYou can understand having sex with horses and dogs?
>>1608746fucking expand nigga, why you do it?
>>1608740dingdingding we have a winnrar>>1608737I ate only at McDonalds in Egypt because language barrier and fed up with Egyptians, stayed 1 full day inside hostel in Egypt, that place broke me>>1608746horse-fag
>>1608750I watched a lot of degenerate pornography so I had an interest in having sex with animals for a very long time. In some remote villages many of the teenage boys have sex with animals because they can so I decided to pay one guy to have a go with his animals. I was a foreign stranger so nobody would ever care or recognize me.>>1608752Sex with chickens is quite common and it is easy since chickens are small and you can hold them over your crotch. The problem is some people are too aggressive and up killing the chickens. Dogs need training first but they will do anything to impress their owner after you break them in. Horses are very difficult so they may need to be tied down, especially since they spook so easily.
>>1608765That’s literally animal abuse. You are a sick person.
>>1608765>imagine getting kicked by a spooked mareoof. that's a pretty cool story bro, I can understand it though. porn does shit to your brain. feels bad man. so.... which did you like the most?>>1608763couldnt you have just pointed to the meat or stuff you wnted from the kebab stands? are they rude or something? why dont you like them?
>>1608772>couldnt you have just pointed to the meat or stuff you wnted from the kebab stands? are they rude or something? why dont you like them?I could've done a million things, like get foursquare and get to a relatively modern place, which I'm sure Cairo is full of. Or find a local guide. Or just point, liek you said. The sounds, sights and smells overwhelmed me, plus touts everywhere. I wasn't bitter but it was a slightly surreal experience and just needed that reliable thing, you know. I was there for 3-4 days and couldn't be arsed. Now I know better and I can return a better traveller.
>>1608780i understand, probably would feel the same way. fuck touts.
>>1608765I wasn’t aware there was such a big community focused on raping animals.
>>1608765what does each one feel like?
>>1608782Animals hold no value. They only exist to be exploited by men so it’s not “rape”.
>>1608737im the guy fapping in the hostel you can hear
I brought back home two dozens of hardcore loli doujins in my hand luggage
Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.Seeing how most Muslims live has made me despise Islam a little bit. Doesn't matter if it was poor small Egyptian towns or Muscat, their lives just seem so... empty. No books except the Koran in anyone's home, going out means sitting in a garage with some little tables and stools on them and sipping chai for hours straight, the segregated eating and stuff. I don't know. The bad thing is that it was their incredible hospitality that made me see this. Otherwise I wouldn't have been into their houses and all.I felt more at ease/home in Iran and Turkey, which are -- surprise -- less Islamic countries.
>>1608759More than chickens.
I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
>>1608841not even surprised by this, no wonder they are angry all the time. And no wonder they are hospitible, they need the company.
I fapped in Mecca during my Hajj
>>1608890/thread and based
When I was 19 I went on a solo Euro trip and ended up losing my virginity to a prostitute in Amsterdam. A bit of regret, never told anyone about it. It took me 15 minutes to get hard, dogshit sex and I wasted 50 Euros
I take a ton of selfies of myself at any given tourist location. Chances are only one or two of them will actually be usable.
>>1608988Why regret? sounds fun, was she qt?
>>1609003she was cute, Slovakian she said. Its just shit, wouldn't recommend. Kind of gives you a bad start with sex and when you have real relationships it kind of hangs over
>>1608737I travel insanely fast. Like, I did France, Belgium, The Netherlands, and Iceland in 12 days.From lurking here for years, it's the type of thing one could get tarred and feathered for.But, I only get two weeks of vacation a year, so I try to see as much as I can. It's a whirlwind. I know I'm doing it wrong, etc..
I have sex with prostitutes whenever I'm in a country where it's legal or easily available.
>>1608783NB4 "Feels like chicken."
>>1609074Are you ever afraid of STDs?I just had protected sex with 3 prostitutes at a brothel that "allegedly" std tests their girls and I can't help but be scared I caught something.I went to the clinic the other day to get tested and im still awaiting the results. The fear of possibly having contracted HIV is absolutely terrifying. Even if you use protection, it is a super thin piece of rubber that's saving you.Does anyone else think of this?
>>1609116Lol this faggot.
>>1608768>Putting a bunch of atoms inside some other atoms for a little bit>Animal abuse
>>1608737I've smuggled drugs every time I've traveled
I did a 7-day trip in Taiwan on a whim. I was horrendously under-prepared>5 of those days were in Taipei, and only 2 of them were in Kaohsiung>brought a new camera with me that I was still learning the ropes on; managed to fuck up an SD card from what was likely caused by my own dumbassery, effectively losing around 300 photos that I'll never get back>don't speak any of the local language besides pleasantries (nihao, xiexie, etc.)>mostly ate at McDonald's because the language barrier was just that intimidating (I did eat at some proper places, but those were lucky gambles)>didn't really make any solid plans, just tried to "go with the flow">spontaneous traveling did not work, as I would learn certain places I wanted to go were closed, or just not viable due to inclement weather>tried to go to a museum on a Monday, not knowing it was closed>went to the zoo while it was rainingThis was terribad, guys. One day I actually want to go back to Taiwan so I can redeem myself.
>>1609063It's not nearly as bad if you're doing small countries in that little time. Assuming you did 3 days per country, you've seen enough of Belgium, Netherlands, and Iceland. You could've used a little more France time, though.75/100.
>>1609126That's not how atoms work, retard
>>1609274This is literally how i travel everywhere. Except i usually make contact with locals one way or another. I look down on people that plan their trips and keep to their tight schedules just to take photos of landmarks and tourist shit.
>>1608737I went in raw on a cripple - no STDs, but i'm concerned that I knocked her up
>>1609303always use a fake name!
>>1608744Bullshit. Heroin is everywhere. Even in jungles of fucking south america in the middle of nowhere. Even in remote alaskan towns.
>>1609324Australia just doesnt really have a heroin culture outside of major cities, just meth
>>1609128How do you do it? The worst i've done is bring aderall and vallium into singapore and i dont even think that's illegal.
>>1609299>I look down on people who plan their tripsFor the sake of budgeting I do need to know fairly far in advance what cities I’ll be in. I also enjoy planning trips and researching interesting places. I usually get through the landmarks in 1-2 days then find more obscure places after that.
>>1609299>I look down on people that plan their tripsFunny - I look down on idiots like you and laugh when you get back to the hostel bitching & moaning that the country is stupid; because you didnt put a single thought into your trip because you're a TrueTraveler™But hey - if you want to waste money and fuck about then be my guest
>>1608784This. Why animal rights activists piss me off so much. There is no behavior towards them that should have any legal consequences, unless it involves another human i.e. poisoning livestock that could be eaten by people.
>>1609408I look down on people who don't plan their trips.It's funny returning to the hostel and talking about the stuff we did, there's always one guy sitting around aimlessly that seems interested and wants to go to, but he leaves tomorrow, and didn't do shit but chill in the baggage area.
>>1609116I caught herpes. Probably from that bargirl who sucked me off in Thailand.It's awful and it wasn't worth it. I don't think I even came, because the experience was too awkward for me.
>>1608763>not going to the Egyptian Pizza Hut by the pyramidsSon, I am disappoint.
I dont understand the lingo here. What is realraveler, what is truetraveler and what is lonely planet traveler?
>>1609420Real Traveler has no interest in the usual sights or tourist haunts, he is there for experience, man.True travelers plan nothing, they want to just go wherever their free spirit and the winds of fate carry them.
>>1609408>Implying i would ever stay in a hostel with chinese tour groups like you, eating food from home and spending half the trip in a queue for taking a selfie>waste your moneyBitch please, im god tier company paid traveler.
>>1609427>company paid travelersHow is this still a thing?Can you not email a PowerPoint presentation anywhere on the planet? Who needs you
>>1609420Lonely planet is chinese/indian group traveler type of people. The type that goes to see a local sight just to snap a photo, post to their instagram and make a checkbox in their list of places visited. If you ever did any time abroad or come from a somewhat popular town you can try and read lonely planet about your area. Personally i live in asia and the lonely planet guide for this area is pathetic and i pity the fags that use it to “study” their trip here.
>>1609430Expat package. Its common to have paid flight tickets and my deal is better than most.
>>1609425Ridiculous even travelers on the 1970s Hippie Trail planned things.
>>1609435Nobody ever argued that. It's more easy to argue against a statement like that than the original one posted. See>>1609408>>1609349>>1609415>I look down on people who don't plan their trips.actually said>>1609299>I look down on people that plan their trips and keep to their tight schedules just to take photos of landmarks and tourist shit.
>>1608765damn what I would give to put you on your knees and put a bullet in your head
>>1609116it’s actually quite rare to get HIV from PinV sex
>>1609007>>1608988I know this story, how I lost mine actually. Don't worry bro, at least you don't have any hangups about virginity like many young men do these days.>>1609063not so bad anon, but I would see it as doing a city in 2 days not a country. Unless you are driving through the country and seeing Paris for an afternoon, then you haven't seen too much at all.>>1609116it is effect most of the time for pregnancy, which means no bio material is getting through, so the chance of deadly STDs are also low. Get the extra safe ones if you are paranoid though.
>>1609274>>1609299this is how I travel also, you just had bad luck. Obviously try and research what days are museum closing days and such. Also, I just point and smile at food vendors if I want weird exotic shit to eat. Never eat in restaurants out side of the developed 1st world, street food is always best so you don't have to read menus.
>>1609425>>1609435there is literally nothing wrong with travelling without a plan if it is a city break or other area where it is easy to have soemthing to do each day. If you are travelling across a coutnry with a car or something and hitting multiple spots, maybe.
>>1608803This morning I fapped to a girl a few meters away from me. I did it in the bathroom though, hopefully I’m so,what better than the dude In the park with a trench coat.Definitely better than the chickenfucker
>>1608765I heard this story of a guy who had sex with chickens and he always ended up killing them by rupturing their internal organs. There's also these "dog fucking training" centers in Europe where they teach dogs how to have sex with humans and then sell them to brothels.
>>1608765This is way wilder than any of the ladybody fucking stories in the Thailand threads.
>>1609527yeah there is nothing wrong with that anon, you weren't exposing yourself to her or anything were you? just fapping in a bathroom while a girl was in the next room or was she in another stall?
I went to Oktoberfest and drank too much beer.
>>1608815You beautiful degenerate bastard
>>1609527I’m worried about how much anons in these threads keep asking him for details.
>>1609536She was out in the hallway, we were chatting beforehand. We’re travelling to the same city today but I failed to get any sort of hookup set up so I decided to get it all out then and there. Turned on the shower of course.
>>1608752Human/chicken sex is quite common since chickens are a domestic farm animal. The truly bizarre shit is humans having sex with reptiles or fish like that infamous video of the woman putting eels inside her vagina. Anything involving wild animals usually brought through the exotic pet trade like human/chimpanzee or human human/tiger is also much rarer and weirder.
>>1609537We got a badass over here>>1609548Only one did (me) and I am the OP here to absolve you of your sins.>>1609556Yeah there is literally nothing wrong with that anon. I regular chat up girls in my office and if they are married and not up for a date or something, but still flirt back, I go rub one out. It's all just good fun.>>1609567Imagine fucking a she tiger tho
>>1609567Chickens are also small and easy to control. You can tie them up to stop them from fighting back. The worst bestiality story I heard was the one where they kidnapped an orangutan as a baby, shaved her, chained her up, pierced her ears to adorn her with earrings, and trained her to be a prostitute.
>>1609577Imagine getting fucked by a male tiger with his barbed dick destroying your ass.
>>1609585>>1609588Shit this thread is getting worse and worse. Almost regret making it... almost.
>these are the degenerates who mock "pol incels"
I have fapped and came on multiple historical buidlings, such as Angor Vat or the Palace of Versailles
>>1609670The French monarchy treated the palace far worse desu.>>1609666Fucking checked holy shit
>>1609585I can’t believe this is actually a thinghttps://www.vice.com/en_us/article/dpdnp7/yo1-v14n10
>>1609431>>1609425>>1609420What's the best way to travel then, faggots
I got a blowjob in an abandoned 14th Century Mosque.
>>1609666How can you be so sure he doesn't come from pol?
>>1609677>birdsNo thanks, I'll stick to Orangutans like the ones popular at Indonesian and Australian brothels.Primates only, sorry if that is racist.
>>1609701Green text?>>1609717Liking black people obviously isn't racist anon.
>>1609496>>1609502Thanks for the reassurance. I honestly don't think im ever going to bang a prostitute again. This fear isn't worth it. I realize i sound like a paranoid faggot but jesus christ i've been straight up having panic attacks thinking about what-if>>1609417That sucks dude. Did you use protection? I feel like a long term partner won't really care if you tell them you have herpies, as long as you aren't in the middle of a breakout when you have sex.
>>1609677“it took 35 policemen armed with AK-47s and other weaponry“. Imagine having to recruit an entire army to take away the village monkey prostitute. God fucking damn.
>>1609750>did you use protectionI actually don't remember, but I think not, and evidence supports this.My gf of 6 years broke up with me before I was about to propose marriage, so fuck it, I'm too old to find love now anyway. Everyone that isn't crazy or hideous has already settled down, and the few who aren't certainly do not want me.There is a medicine to reduce breakouts, I've only refilled it twice though because it's expensive as fuck even with a prescription.
>>1609878Even with insurance*
>>1609116Men who go to Thailand and come back with HIV don't get it from fucking bargirls. They get it from being fucked bareback in the ass by ladyboys.
>>1609888Checked. Are all thai ladybugs filthy? Why wouldn't you get it from bar girls, they suck off guys who have had lady boys too?
>>1609878How old are you. It is likely not too late for you anon. Just search actively my fren.
>>1609895HIV. Not really something you get from being sucked off or having PiV sex with a condom. Having unprotected gay sex however...
I met a cute chink girl on a flight and she was super flirty. She said she was married and if I wouldn't mind dating her sister and she told me to add her on wechat. I'm so confused lads.
>>1609898I have had head from a gay man and given head. I have a test scheduled Monday. Shitting myself. How fucking blasted by disease am I anons?>>1609899Was this recent? Fucking cash if true. Go for it anon and remember, it is better to be a little pushy that not pushy enough.
>>1609902Happened today. She said she was going back that night but I should go to Beijing my next trip.
>>1609904Not for one horny chink anon. I hear they are too conservative for that and her sisters pussy alone cannot be worth the trip. But yeah, good for you. Pursue when you can.
>>1609902Unless you have done it repeatedly then the odds of getting HIV are very low even from gay sex.
>>1609906Fair enough. Maybe 3 times (no cumming). I should probably stop though. Fucking gambling every time.
>>1609918You'll be alright lad, just concentrate on making yourself the kind of stable guy that girls wanna stay with
>>1609877Indonesians are a strange type of people.
>>1609918oofnvm, you're right
>>1609918This guy is wrong >>1610033 there are plenty of guys your age that find the right one. Just takes time and patience and a bit of searching
>>1610046Op likes girls, not guys
>>1610066Reading comprehension: the post.Also I am op, that guy is an anon.
>>1608765Jeez mate.>>1609116What a sissy. If you wrapped your toy you'll be fine.
>>1609677I wish I didn’t know about this.
>>1609877>>1609970Indonesians aren’t people
I have accidentally pulled of the little plate that covers/goes over the door fish eye glasses in my hotel room while watching the maid work in the hallway. I then tried to put it back on with pomade i brought with me. At some point it stuck and I checked out. Wonder if they ever found out. Sorry. I really didnt want to break it. How should I have known that you need to move the cover side ways instead of pull it up..
>>1608737I visited a gay cruise club in barcelonaadmittedly I'm a faggot but it was a really abstract experience. like experiencing a part of humans you haven't before. everyone making out with each other like it's no thing, going down on each other. dark enough for you to not care if others aren't perfect. pure degeneracy.>*this* is in our nature? wow
>>1609413Fuck off you retarded libertarian. You people have brought nothing good to this world.
>>1608765I hope a horse kicks you in the head, you goddamn degenerate.
>>1610230I'm a gay virgin but intensely interested in visiting a gay sauca/cruise club. What else did you see there?
>>1609533After reading the orangutan prostitute story, I found this story about a woman who "trains" dogs.https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/yv54e7/training-a-dog-to-have-sex-with-humans
>>1610348Yup... I have heard about the ""dog farms""
>>1610338>gay virginoxymoronjk but I wouldn't recommend an orgy for your first sexual experience. consider it when you've sexed a couple of guys first.>What else did you see there?weird question, you'll have to be more specific. regardless most places like these are pitch black so you don't see much
Wow I came here to post something really vanilla like "overpacking" and then I saw all this fucked up shit
>>1610430Nothing here is really fucked up except the zoo guy. That guy takes the cake.
>>1610338>gay virginYou are still on time. Fuck women and don't be a degenerate.
>>1610436It’s not even that shocking since we already had sexpats on other threads hiring brothel dogs.
I recommended a street food vendor to a guy at my hostel and he got violently sick, had to go to the hospital and everythingI sharted into a bag containing a guys clean laundry because he'd been stealing my food out of the communal fridgeI left a poop-covered buttplug in an airbnb bedside table by accidentHuh all mine involve poo somehow
>>1610359What about fisting and peeing, does that go on in those places as well?
>>1610319Go preach on reddit bitch, nobody will ever respect your feelings or take your views seriously because they are stupid.
>>1610348Excellent fap, thanks.
>>1610452>not even shitting in the hotel safe, and then "forgetting" the combinationThis should be the primary impetus behind all your travels.
I spent 22 pounds on a single meal in a very average restaurant in London's Chinatown.I also never rode the London eye because the girl I was with was too afraid and I let her talk me out of riding it.
>>1610455I'm sure there are more extreme fetisch cruise clubs, but the one I was in was pretty vanilla. Everyone naked, floor slippy from cum (don't trip!), everyone hitting on each other, kissing and blowing each other off. Sometimes we gathered in a ring. Some also fuck but you'd only do that if you want the poz, and most respect that you don't want to. Nothing more extreme than that.
>>1608737I can speak English properly but I never say a single word in English when I travel cause it's the shittiest language in existence imho
>>1609324You have never been to South America faggot, heroin is inexistent here
>>1610527Can you get laid there if you're young but not particularly attractive?
>>1610544Anon I already told you it's probably too dark for anyone to notice you're ugly in a cruise club. That goes two ways though, don't do something you regret.
i once took a shit on the floor of a hostel while everyone was sleeping before i left. they were loud as fuck and i got zero sleep.
>>1610545My body type gives me away so it's a lost cause.>short, chubby, prematurely balding
>>1610551If you can't sleep with others bring earplugs, or stay in a hotel. Nobody owes you silence, even at night to be honest.
>>1610539God It's the only language I'm fluent in and I still don't want to speak it unless I'm at the border or airport.
>>1610572yeah i don't care
>>1609413just because you hold a retarded opinion doesn't make it true
>>1608841What's Iran like? I really want to visit as I hear lots of good things
>>1609286That guy's pretty retarded, isn't he
I spend too much time in cities.
>>1610657That guy replying. Iran's pretty fucking good. If you're not from the Banned Countries, see if you can get your gran to pay for your flights in+out, because they won't stamp your passport anymore and I feel like your card is the only way they'd track you. Apply for the visa beforehand, and no stress if you get declined. Just print off your application notice, fly in, and read a book for an hour and a half while the same official walks back and forth between two offices. Almost like jackety sax. I flew into Shiraz, by the way (a stereotype about the Shirazi is that they're lazy), and I didn't have to pay for the insurance scam. They just asked me "Do you have travel insurance?", I said no, and the dude shrugged and stamped my form. It's only €18, but still. If you have any more questions, post in the Questions That Don't etc thread. I'm drunk right now so I'll try not to forget to get back to you and reply.
>>1610490you didnt miss out on anything. i hope you learned your lesson about london and never come back
>>1610570Gays will fuck anything
>>1609413I would beat the shit out of you grape eating dope
>>1611007Why don't we have that already?
>>1608780>>1608781The scams are no joke there. I have lived there a year, am Muslim, speak the language and look like a brown Eurasian but they will still try to scam me. The standard is to multiply the price by ten for white tourists. People often try to double the price on me but I know better and can just laugh in their face. I don't blame you for feeling intimidated. Worst level of scamming I have seen anywhere in the world.
>>1609743>tfw no gf>travel to visit a friend in a different cunt for a few days>befriend his friend who is also visiting>she is a single virgin qt>abandon further travel plans to follow her home/return the bank card she left at his place>take her virginity in her mother's house in the Welsh countryside>meet up again a couple months later>plan to travel from Venice to Istanbul>be in Montenegro, at a ruined city/castle>'Hey! this building used to be a mosque!'>there is an upper level, we go up there and she starts touching me>get blown>continue on our way
>>1611031thats the cutest thing ive seen whole year,bless ya both
>>1608845Based and Cashpilled
>>1610938>>1611007>>1611029Double 4chan has a zoo board, go be a degenerate there.
>>1610707I'm thinking of moving there permanently desu, anything is better than Johannesburg
>>1609548gonna need some details on why that worries you
>>1610338just don't be gay bro
>>1608746I can understand bestiality but homosexuality is just too far. Female mammals at least still have vaginas but how could anyone be attracted to cock?
>>1611071Just go to India and fuck chickens like every single local
>>1611034It was a pretty good time. Told her that I loved her for the first time a few days before. The story sounds better without the details I think though, before you realize that it was a ruined mosque in a country which was only formerly Islamic. Not like I took her from behind hidden atop the minbar of the Blue Mosque. I wasn't even trying to be edgy and wouldn't have let her do it if the structure had been used for religious purposes in the last century. But there was no one around the entire ruin complex (which was a shock considering the season) so I just went with it.
>>1611071>I can understand bestiality but homosexuality is just too far. THE ABSOLUTE STATE
>>1608765>>1611046I had no idea it was such a popular fetish, if you can even call it that. I wonder how big it is compared to the SEA tourism industry in terms of tourist numbers. Imagine the Pattaya of bestiality and all the degenerates making videos and posting about it, only instead of ladyboys and bargirls they're hanging out a ranch, animals on display like a state fair.
>>1611071Honestly this. Animals can still be feminine.
>>1608737Best fuckin thread in ages
>>1611516Thanks anon, I appreciate it. I honestly expected just some weird inconsiderate hostel stories but this....
>>1609588Just imagine that haha
>>1611494Orangutan fucker detected
>>1608765unironically kill yourself you fucking degenerate
>>1609126how can you think like that?
>>1609128based, last time i went to ukraine i brought ecstasy and cocaine with me
>>1609878Are you from the US? Fuck I feel bad for your healthcare system.I'm in NZ and I take Antivirals for the herp thanks to a cheating ex.Have 0 breakouts on them for the last two years.And it costs $2 for 3 months supply.Just move here, theres plenty of desperate kiwi chicks in there early 30s that would love a foreign guy.
>>1612500Not the guy but desire to know more intensifies. Do slightly sarcastic British lads with their dry wit and posh accents do well with kino kiwi girls?
Fucked 7 girls while I was last overseas.gf wouldn't be happy if she found out
>>1612489Guess I'm just sick in the head
Slept with a girl from the country in Beijing. Only saw her for a day before I left and she asked me to marry her and told me she loves me. I feel bad but maybe I am just a softy.
>>1612551Oh i did a similar thing in Chengdu, she let me fuck her 3 times and really thought we'd be together, she wouldn't have done it otherwise.I really broke her heart. We are dicks.
>have gf>shes annoying>Fuck another girl in another country>come home and fuck gf>dick gets weird>have chlamydia>shit shit>message foreign girl, she gets checked, yep>somehow convince my girlfriend i got it by accident, make her check>she doesnt have it, by some miracle>i get curedWew lads
>>1612579Damn. I do feel bad but I don't know what she really expected knowing me for less than 24 hours and knowing I was leaving.
>>1612582And she believed you? Chicks are so dumb.
>>1608737Got kicked out of Oktoberfest because I took a bunch of klonopin and alcohol and apparently started pissing myself without even noticing
>>1612676I miss klonopin. Had to quit though. Withdrawal is like that feeling of anticipating a jumpscare except it lasts for a month and you might get a seizure.
>>1612587You have to realise they grow up in an environment where people do just meet and get married like that, or at least within a month or so, so if she thinks youre some romantic foreigner come to save her then it isnt far fetched for her.
>>1612654Yes...I mean i don't know. She does, but i cant tell if she hasnt just decided to just ignore that i obviously cheated on her or not.
Checked out the underwear of two new people that moved into the hostel as it was being dryed outside our room.Turns out their both fucking whales almost as wide as they are tall, I felt disgusted.
>>1608737I like to go to other countries international fast food chains like McDonalds or KFC to try their particular offerings you can't find anywhere else
>>1612531Thank god for you. Picked up a Japanese girlfriend and have fucked 7 Jap girls since. I got nothing between 20-30 and you bet I am bitter about it.
>>1610338Im straight and I've been to berghain and to some other mixed gay/techno nights (gays party hard).There are gradations in degeneracy. Things can go from kissing on the dance floir to blowing in the toilet to public fucking to pissing in mouths. Just go to a regular gay bar first.>>1609128Same for me. I have done lsd and mdma in countries like Indonesia and Hong Kong.
>>1608738sameaside from going to the states as a kid with my family, and going to guatemala for a humanitarian trip with my school, i've never been outside my country. i've traveled within my own country a lot but i'm too poor to go outside of it.
>>1612742McArabia Chicken Sandwich totally sucks.Pizza Hut is also fun around the world.
>>1612747Travel doesn't have to be expensive. Spent 140 on the hotel for 9 nights in Beijing, wasn't too bad, was close to the metro and had full room service and everything..
>>1612765yeah but it costs like $1200 for a ticket to beijing. from where i live at least. i stretch my dollar even when i travel within my own country.
When I was 17 I travelled by myself for the first time to France. I got so stressed out getting from the airport to Paris, then navigating Paris with my luggage, then getting on a train to Lyon and finally my hostel (which was horrible) that I called my mom from a pay phone and cried for like 10 minutes. It remains the most humiliating moment of my life, and I’ve never told anymore but my mom obviously But since then I’ve been all over by myself and never had an issue again
>>1612582>>1612654Is it actually possible to get chlamydia non-sexually?>durr, I accidentally put on my roommate's underpants while getting dressed for workThis is the best excuse I can think of, and even I already know that sounds retarded.
>>1612742Nothing wrong with that.
I will never stay at a hostel ever. I'm not a college freshman anymore, I want my own bedroom and I want my own bathroom.
>>1612852A lot of new travelers get that feeling. I still get that feeling when I'm in a new country. Every first night of a new country, I head straight for my ho(s)tel, I get the "what the fuck am I doing?" vibes, and I stay inside & never leave until the next morning. The morning after, I get up, go for a walk around town, get something to eat, relax on a bench, and actually end up feeling great.
>>1612856There is literally nothing wrong with that mindset.
>>1612877I choose to believe they were all done to the same guy.
>>1608740Nothing wrong with that.
i jack off in art museum bathrooms cuz i'm turned on by the nudes.
>>1610230That sounds like a good time. Wish I was gay.
I went to India. If that wasn't bad enough, I actually went out of my way to go to Thiruvananthapuram, just so I can say I went to /trv/.
>>1610551I did that too and got caught because I shit too slowly.
>>1608740Unironically based. I would like to try it but I am too much of a coward.
I pick my travel destinations purely on the aesthetics of passport stamps and cash (bills/coins) which I'm collecting.
Spent a week in japan as part of a business training trip. I did research ahead of time and found a pink salon that accepted non-japanese. Spent all week going there twice a day.
>>1612926That's pretty cool, I'm going to edit it into a /trv/ pape
>>1612853>Is it actually possible to get chlamydia non-sexually?No, only sexually or orally. It cant live outside the body.
>>1612744>>1612531You two are worse than the guy who fucks chickens
When I visit Thailand, I never tell the hooker that I'm going to cum in their mouths. Many, many dozens of times, just as I'm about to cum, I'll rip the condom off, grab her head and have her start sucking me off, and give no indication that I'm on the verge of cumming. Then, as I start to shoot my load, I use my hands to keep her blowing me, even if she's trying to move her head back and get my dick out of her mouth.Quite often they'll start crying a few seconds in, but I won't relent until every drop has left my dick.Finally when I let them pull back from my head, they'll run to the bathroom and frantically wash their mouths out. And then.....they come back to the bed and cuddle with me, or in some cases even apologize for being upset/crying. In Thailand, I've never encountered any negative repercussion for shooting a load down a chick's throat without her saying it's okay before.If this happened to a hooker in the West, I'd be dead meat.
>>1609585Have any anons here ever been to Indonesia to try out an orangutan brothel?
>>1613109Wait, are you supposed to tell girls before you nut in their mouth?I never have. I feel like an asshole now. But now that I know it's completely unexpected, it adds another level of excitement.
>>1613109Can't wait when you do. Please post from hospital.
>>1613109Amy's? Good for you. This is how it is to be done every time.
>>1608737Flying business class
>>1613109you are a massive piece of shit
>>1613304>>1613163>>1613157Since when is cumming in a girl's mouth a war crime? Let me in on the meme, I have no idea where you're coming from with that. That said though, I only cum in the mouth of my gf, never been with a hooker before.
>>1613109>the cuddle afterWhy did I not see that coming? After all the years spent being Mr niceguy I still instinctually think that shit would get you chucked. Nope they love it.
>>1608988lol it took you 15 min to get hard? the rate is 50 euro/15 min
>>1609698that's 100% personally based, and no one call tell you different.I'm extroverted as fuck, so I just go to a hostel and make a fuck ton of friends and we have a blast all together discovering the place and making friends with locals.On the other hand if you are introverted, you can just visit tour guides and do the cliche stuff. Up to who you are.
>>1612926Needs to be a banner ad for the board, hell a 4chan banner in general
>>1612772>i stretch my dollar even when i travel within my own country.I smell maple syrup. Surely you can jump on one of those $700/wk package deals to Varadero m8
>>1612926mirin the commitment
>>1613375honestly when you're a poor fag living in canada the only thing you can do is travel within it. luckily i switch back and forth between the provinces besides quebec (for uni) so i usually go there alot.
>>1613354>Not just telling that bitch to leave (even if she's your gf) then taking a nice comfy bed and then sliding into bed for a long sleep
>>1613311When two strangers have sexual intercourse, especially when it's transactional, their medical history is not immediately known. You can take protective measures to cover your bases, but when said protective measure is removed, then it goes without saying that the receiving party is going to be unhappy. They agreed to do the nasty under a set of conditions, and that condition was broken. It's a breach of trust and agreement. Why the fuck am I explaining this to an adult in the 21st century?
>>1613368I might be exaggerating but I seem to remember it taking that long. I paid 50 euros for half an hour and this was 5 years ago now
>>1613501Dunno man, I've had ONS tell me not to worry about the condom, and it was *me* who got scared, so I have a hard time understanding how taking in the mouth something you can spit is somehow worse than getting creamed and not being able to do shit about that. I've read plenty of stories about how SEA hookers let you rawdog them so I could not understand how it would be any different from what I just said, but from your post it's clear that some SEA whores actually use condoms properly.>Why the fuck am I explaining this to an adult in the 21st century?I don't know man, ask the girls who have unprotected sex for the hell of it, not me.
>>1613635>I've had ONS tell me not to worry about the condomIt's one thing for them to tell you not to worry about protection before you start. It's a whole different thing to agree on protection, then taking it off before you finish.
may god forgive me but traveling actually made me racist.I'm from Colombia and i've never suffered from racism other than the stereotype about "ohh pablo escobar, ohh you got some coke with you? etc.. i'm chill with it and I even joke if they want to buy some.anyway.. Had bad experiences with muslims and american blacks. I always try to avoid them whenever i see them. now I understand why whites despise them so much. Living around blacks and muslims must be a pain in the ass. and some smell worse than shit. At this point frenchmen are more hygienic than themIn my country they would be shot and nobody would give a fuck. God I hate niggers and mudslimes. They are unable to act civilized in any way
>>1610456Lol this guy angrily defending fucking animals
>>1613501They don’t explicitly say condoms only. Otherwise they’d just up and leave the moment a guy removes it and have someone beat the shit out of him. Their job is sucking cum out of men and satisfying them. That’s what we agree to.
>>1613707Not much difference between women and dogs 2bh
>>1613684Latinos aren't any better
I eat a lot of McDonalds abroad cause sitting down at a foreign restaurant alone can be intimidating sometimes cause I'm quite the social retard.
>>1613684>they are unable to act civilized in any wayShould we tell him?
>>1609698That's entirely up to you. I love travelling alone and visiting places by my own cause I tend to feel like being with other people at a certain place takes away the experience for me cause I'm too focused on my interactions with them.
>>1613851Imo it’s better cuz the servers treat like a retarted kid, what with the pointing at the menu and shit.>>1613375I don’t even bother with North America, depending on where you are in Canada it can be cheaper to find a “cheap” flight to Europe
>>1613851>cause sitting down at a foreign restaurant alone can be intimidating sometimes cause I'm quite the social retard.Me too. how do we deal with it?I travel to china a lot and i need like 5 minutes to read the menu but the culture there is go in and point immediately. Also each type of restaurant has a different system which i dont know so i always make a fool of myself.One type you pay first then get food, another you pay after eating, another sit down and wait for the waiter, another you stand up and talk to the waiter. It's just a nightmare. So i tend to stick to chains with established formats.Next time im going to be braver though. I've realised that confidence isnt knowing what to do, its doing something when you arent sure, and not being afraid of making a fool of yourself. Still, i once sat at a table for 15 minutes before realising i had to go to the kitchen and tell the chef my order.What the fuck, how am i supposed to know that, and the cashier never told me...
I once jerked off in the toilets of a train station in Italy
Hi, I want to ask if anyone could suggest there's anywhere I could end my life in Japan with limit budget of 490 usd (I'm not from US but I figured most of you would be from US)I've made up my mind to commit suicide somewhere private and quit by jumping off a cliff in Japan.I'd appreciate if anyone can tell me where and how I can get there with my funds.
>>1613908Death is overrated
>>1613908If you have 490 usd your already doing better then 50% of the entire world. Do something else.
>>1613910$50 will get you farther in India than $500 will get you in America.
>>1613908you can do it anywhere.Why do you want to do it?
Can't find a reason to live no matter how many people I've talked to,I want to at least spend my last cash somewhere where I can end myself peacefully.I don't want to kill myself here because I can't bear thinking of being a burden to my family by having them to bury my body so I rather end myself somewhere far away away.The ocean seemed like a nice place.
>>1613910>>1613918I need a visa to get to America, it's too far and too expensive. Kinda wish I can meet some friends before I end my life peacefully though.I'm tired of being stuck here.
>>1613458Baby steps anon, baby steps.
>>1613795>>1613855yes, but I dare to say only the ones who can afford traveling are the ones who behave like normal people. The rest are welfare leeches, criminals ,latino chimps or socialistfags
>>1608844When it comes to the sweet puss my frend, nothing matters
>>1608737Not me but my bro puked in the bus in a plastic bag and we put the bag under a seat
>>1613684Colombian here, only experiences I've had with foreigners are with chinks. Muslims, blacks and all other third world people are quite easy to connect with due to some invisible third world camaraderie, but that's gotta be because I'm brown or something. Still, I didn't get called a spic by whiteys or anything.
>>1614115only bad experiences*
>>1613918Anon, what the fuck are you doing? Stop encourging him. If he goes to India, he'll definitely kill himself
>>1613684>Colombian talking shit about blacks and MuslimsLMFAO
>>1613937Have you read Camus? He is great for that feel. There isn't a point given to you, you have to embrace the absurd. The fact you have considered your family shows there is meaning in your life. Perhaps it is in considering what you can do for others. Read some Camus and Neitzsche and the stoics. They helped me.
>>1613851I *knew* that feel. Dining alone isn't as big of a faux-pas as people make it out to be. It's just dumb propaganda that American roasties came up with. Are you gonna let them dictate your life? They see dining as a social experience, which it still can be, but who the fuck wants to listen to a bunch of Stacys or Karens gab on and on about inane bullshit, anyway? Ultimately, you're seeking nourishment. Fuck them.I've eaten alone in so many restaurants in so many countries. No one gave me any visible flak. In some cases, eating alone can be an advantage.
>>1613905>you touched your penis in a room where it's normal to touch your peniswow 10/10such controversy
I ran the speed limit traveling in deep fog in the Tennessee mountains at night. This sounds normal except for how people kept passing me like I was standing still. Apparently mountain folk are too confident driving near thousand foot drops with no guard rail late at night in thick fog. Who knew?
>>1608740This is not a sin.
>>1614323>>1614323Anon, I'm trying to be as realistic as I could.Even if I keep trying, I'd end up staying in this country and by the time I turn to 30 (I'll be turning to 23 years old this year)If by October, I can't get a job or education; I'll be out from here.I'm so fucking anxious about this, I tried to find scholarship that would support my case in Australia etc.It just doesn't work this way so it hurts knowing if I can't move out of here before 30. I want to live yet I want to die. Fuck.I'd seriously do anything to be able to work in Australia.I don't even know how can I help my parents without earning huge salaries
>>1614323>>1614323when I mean by out of here,I mean I'd be sent to my home country but I can't even afford any rent here if I were to work so it makes me anxiousSorry for all these
>>1612515I'm another Kiwi, but yes it would probably do well.
>>1614390YeahI feel like the whole eating alone thing is literally only a big deal to women who have their phone in their hand 24/7
>>1609344Who the hell lives outside of major cities lol
>>1614512People who aren't poor
>>1614392You touch your penis to pee there, not too jerk off. Plus I'm still 19 so I haven't had the time to do some really crazy shit
>>1614774>really crazy shitI hope you don't fuck any non-human animals
>>1614487It takes a week to get used to solo travel. After that point I literally give zero fucks and do almost everything alone.
>>1614428People on any country road ever in North America are fucking lunatics at night. They will tailgate you are literally honk their horns because they're too stupid to even consider you may not be from around there and aren't familiar with the roads.
>>1614777Kek I said crazy, not degenerate shit. Before this thread, I thought people from /trv/ were the most normal on 4chan but now I'm not so sure desu
>>1609278>>1609502Thanks, anons. I really wish I could be like so many of you, and take months to really chill and explore.My trip was roughly:Land in Paris. Rent bike. Explore randomly. Get way lost. -Arc de triomphe-Notre Dame-Crazy ass cemetery (The one with Jim Morrison)-Catacombs-Climb Eifel Tower-Drinks lots of French wine-Bike past Moulin Rouge (it was close, why not?)-Some other huge cathedral on a massive hillTake train to Ghent-Stay on a hostel that’s a barge docked in a canal-Meet hostel mates, get drinks-Have a mini romance with Mexican chick on boat-Wander alone. Meet older lady. Become friends. Talk about the world. She drives me around. Felt good to be a good burger ambassador to this woman.Take train to Amsterdam-Meet up with friends of mine from Minnesota-Take canal tour-Wander RLD-Banksy Musuem-Go to Above & Beyond’s huge event (Kinda like a rave)-Next night is another huge dance party north of the city a waysFly to Iceland-Eat and drink and bleed money in Reykjavik. Stay in Kex Hostel. Catch good live music there one night.-Golden circle tour-Watch Northern LightsFly home.It was rushed, but I made good use of my time. Really wish I could go to other places in France and do the entire ring road in Iceland. Thanks for reading my blog.
>>1614440>>1614442All the same if you tie your happiness to your successes you will be unhappy. A lot less than I was previously. I am relatively successful and deeply unhappy. Read Myth of Sisyphus and Meditations by Marcus aurelius. You will do much better by the time you are 30 when you expand your mind like this.
>>1614446Based thanks pal.
>>1614829Oh, I forgot to include the Louvre as part of my Paris visit. That was probably my greatest sin of all, because I probably got to see maybe 40% of it. :/
>>1614843Your trip sounded comfy anon. I have been to Paris about 8 times and never been to the Louvre once.
>>1614848It was very comf. I think back on it all the time. >I have been to Paris about 8 times and never been to the Louvre once.Shocking. Why is that? Very much worth a visit.
>>1614851Been mostly with work and didn't have much spare time but could have managed it if I really wanted to. I have heard it is very disorganized though and the museum is full of good stuff but is poorly laid out. And every person i ever spoke to said mona lisa is disappointing.
>>1614804This board is full of people who literally on travel overseas for sex and every third thread is about ladyboys. The most normal board is like /diy/ or /po/.
How is /trv/ of all places such a fucking degenerate board?
>>1614924I wouldn't say it's disorganized so much as it's just too fucking huge, and that's not a bad thing. A lot of things are kind of divided, like Greek and Egyptian stuff has its own section.The problem is 1700-1800s art is just kind of everywhere, because there isn't much you can do to organize it.
>>1615113Look at the site you're on.
>>1615109I would say /an/ used to be okay when it was cat-dominated then it got flooded by plebbit and now it's constantly dogs vs cats
>>1615113Everyone is, we're just more accepting of it. I got shamed by a co-worker for fucking a girl while traveling.
>>1615120/an/ has been bonkers for a while now.
>>1614774As far as I'm concerned, you go to the bathroom to expel bodily fluids. As long as you're jacking off in an enclosed toilet stall and not out in the open at the urinals, I don't give a shit.
>>1614774>I'm still 19 so I haven't had the time to do some really crazy shitThe older you get, the more embarrassing it is.Say that you dressed up as a gay jester and tied a bunch of pizza slices together with twine, then you went to a karate dojo like that. At 19, people would go "lol wat". In your 30s, people would go "this man is seriously mentally deranged."
>>1615109>>1615120>>1615124I went through all the boards recently just to see what each one was. What's up with /qst/? That one seems to be a good candidate for most autistic
>>1615134/qst/ split from /tg/ a few years ago. It is dedicated to "quest threads", where an anon acts as a gamemaster and other anons participate in the games run by the gamemasters in the particular thread. The themes of the quests run the gamut from fantasy to scifi to weebshit to probably all sorts of other crazy stuff. I don't do them personally because it seems like a steep learning curve but I do browse /tg/ so I have a little familiarity with them.
>>1615124I see they overlap with /trv/ on this
>>1615134>Last time on Sakura Quest. You are Sakura Haruno, a newly turned thirteen year old Kunoichi from Konoha. Born with an abnormal physical prowess, near perfect chakra control, regenerative powers,and genius level intellect.You hone your skills to try and control your strange gifts as you embark into the world of the Ninja.cringe>You are an ant—(Yes, you heard that right.) An ant that works hard all day in the blazing summer sun to bring food towards your queen. As one of the smallest species visible to the naked eye, you are especially vulnerable to the forces of nature: predators, increment weather, enemy colonies, and even the dreaded clouds of death are just a few of the perils your colony faces on a regular basis.based
>>1615128Well most of my trips were with family until now so it isn't the easiest thing to do weird shit with family
>>1615169The most autistic ones are the historical quests. Just saw one where they are roleplaying as Julius Caesar and they’re travelling through China but calling it “Sinae”.
>>1615122Literally why? He take issue with your choice of lunch items?
>>1615219It was a female. She was very angry and claimed the trip was a "international booty call"
I have no money to travel abroad so only I resort to google street to check out countries and places then I fantasize before I sleep being there.
>>1615109Gotta love /po/
>>1615267Kek that makes sense. Sounds like a jealous spinster. Did you laugh in her face and tell her she needs some dick?
>>1615358Have you tried lucid dreaming?
>>1608737>confessionI have never used AirBnB before.To be honest, I don't really understand what it is, or how it works.I just always stay in hostels or the occasional hotel if GF comes along. So is the owner there or not?Does the owner have to approve your stay first or can you just show up and ask for vacancies?Am I able to contact the owner by phone prior to my arrival?How much do these people make? Do I have to own the property to get in on the AirBnB cash?How much do they usually cost?Can I filter by price?What happens if I break something?Is AirBnB truly illegal in some places?Is there a cancellation fee, or hold for reserved rooms?Is it always just a spare room, or do weird accommodations also exist?Am I allowed to have guests?Are there really camera on some properties?Where is this service available?
>>1616016>So is the owner there or not?Depends on the owner. They'll usually say on their listing, or when you message them.>Does the owner have to approve your stay first or can you just show up and ask for vacancies?They have to approve your stay first.>Am I able to contact the owner by phone prior to my arrival?Usually, yes.>How much do these people make?Depends on the property & location.>Do I have to own the property to get in on the AirBnB cash?Technically yes. Pretty sure you'd be breaching Airbnb policy and your landlord's policies if you do this with a property you're renting.>How much do they usually cost?Depends on the property, location, and how long you intend on staying (many property owners will offer a discount for long-term stays)>Can I filter by price?Yes.>What happens if I break something?You could be charged for damages and receive a bad review. If the owner isn't a total dick, be 100% honest and offer to remedy the problem ASAP.>Is AirBnB truly illegal in some places?Yes.>Is there a cancellation fee, or hold for reserved rooms?Depends how close you are to the reservation date.>Is it always just a spare room, or do weird accommodations also exist?You can even rent entire houses sometimes.>Am I allowed to have guests?Depends.>Are there really camera on some properties?It's their house, they do what they want.>Where is this service available?Pretty much anywhere that it's legal. And even then, it's available in the "illegal" places, too.
I was masturbating in my hotel room and came right as the call to prayer started
I've been jacking off directly onto my parents patio for a few daysnow
>>1613908life is just death in drag
>>1616343So long as you washed and quickly knelt in prayer it is ok.
>>1616158Thank you anon.