Two American Chad's arrested in Chiang Mai for drunken vandalismhttps://www.chiangraitimes.com/americans-arrested-in-chiang-mai-for-vandalism-and-drunk-and-disorderly.htmlHow common is this type of thing in Thailand? How fucking stupid do you have to be to do this kind of thing? Have you ever been the victim of drunken idiocy from fellow Western travellers?
So that's how a Chad sits.
Pic is from the ATM right off the Zoe in Yellow, not surprising
>>1588196>visiting the poison gardens in ireland>drunken americans being retarded>they think how everything can kill or harm you is hilarious>drunken guy shoves his other drunken friend into some bush>dude is laughing and crawls out>bit down the path theres a tunnel made of poison ivy or some shit>faggot grabs the wood of structure and shakes it making a bunch of stuff fall down on himself and others>"do that again and i'll fuck you up">"it was just a joke bro sorry, relax">"am i joking?">his skin is all inflamed and rashy a bit later on his neck, arm, face and legs>just get away because they are ruining my time>on the way out shoved guy is laying on a stretcher hooked to oxygen next to an ambulance>other one has some sort of gel/moist wrapping on his hands>assume he tried to grab or pick some poisonous shitWhy are Americucks such pussies in other countries? They back down like little bitches when they try to act chad a minute before.
>>1588196the only time i have ever seen violence in Hong Kong was some dunk deadshit american picking fights in Mc Donalds, his shirt was already covered in blood and looked like someone had already tried to teach him a lesson but he obviously had something to prove.Locals were just avoiding and shaking their heads, he didn't come near me but as i was leaving I saw a group of local looking guys who seemed like they were going to deal with him.. i didn't stick around but i hope he got his face kicked in.
>>1588196>How common is this type of thing in Thailand? How fucking stupid do you have to be to do this kind of thing?very common, idk why they don't just ban whites from coming unless they have real business >>1588286like an idiot
>>1588377Because they bring money you stupid fucking nigger
>>The two drunk Americans were named as Mr. Nikolai Ivanovit, 25 and Mr. Preston Seriris, also 25 (both names transliterated from Thai).Sounds like one is a Russian
>>1588321Amerimutt here. I usually see Bongs and Aussie Cunts causing problems. Like the two Bongs who vandalized a "historic wall" (recreation) in Chiang Mai last year, or a Bong dirtbag with prison tattoos ranting and raving on the Taipei MRT about how everyone was "racist" against him (FFS, I didn't want to be on the same train with him, he was a ginormous asshole) -- from his ranting, I think his girlfriend's family had told her "no fucking way are you continuing to see this creep, we'll fucking disown you if you do."Then there were the two different Aussie Cunts who tried starting fights with me in Thailand. The second one was hilarious; his opening salvo (this was right after Obama had gotten elected) was: "You just elected a COON!" Er, wut? Did I hear that right? "You know, a NIGGER!" Oh, I guess I did.I think he was surprised that I didn't start hitting him because of the insults. Thing is, he was absolutely right, Obama sucked and was (and remains) a national disgrace. I bought the guy a beer. :-)When Americans cause problems, it's usually more serious. A former apartment-mate of mine got busted for growing marijuana about ten years after the last time I ever spoke to him. 400 plants "for personal use", suuuuuuuuuure. He was an asshole back then too.
>>1588196these dudes are not chads. not even close.also, I hope they get lashes.
>>1588196Why do so many people who can't handle alcohol, continue to drink it?
>>1588440>"it takes hours">faggot thinks touring the poison gardens is a half hour excursion>said it was made of poison ivy or "some shit">he was also shoved into a bush of something unknown>didnt see them for quite awhile as I was tired of dealing with the faggots so I went elsewhere, so they could have gotten into any number of other thingsHow fucking stupid are you? Do you actually have the brain power to get a passport and schedule a flight?
Hope those pathetic jocks get a good fucking beating from thai police
Aussies do this shit all the time in Thailand and Bali. Although they just call it "banter"
>>1588316Haha thought I recognised itThailand is total trash, if there's a good part I haven't found it. Thai people were unbelievably rude and arrogant, sure it's because they get the world's worst tourists but they asked for themThat being said I'll be there in a few weeks and will try the inland south
>>1588383m8 you were baited
when I was there retards were lighting off lanterns into trees almost setting them on fire. the whole place is a swamp of 20 something white kids mostly from the UK being massive cringey faggots
>>1588321Poison ivy is no joke. Getting pushed into one is right up there with sitting on an ants nest in pain levels
What kind of punishment does this kind of behaviour get in Thailand? I know they are strict about drugs etc but how do they treat petty drunken crimes? Will these morons get a sentence or at least a good kicking?
>>1588619Anon here who was deported from Thailand and went through the Thai jail system, including the infamous Bangkok Hilton. Before you moralizing faggots tell me I deserved it, I was fucked over by a TEFL company that told me they had payed for my work visa when they didn't. I don't do drugs, and was in Thailand because I'm a devout Buddhist. They most likely will see a small jail cell, and the cops will most definitely fuck with them. They will make them wear super tiny prison shirts and make fun of them for their weight. If they speak up, they will beat the shit out of them.If they get deported, the main IDC in Bangkok has a special room where foreigners are beaten senseless. Thankfully they have the decency to separate the whites and the blacks though.
>>1588658>faggots>Thankfully they have the decency to separate the whites and the blacks though.If you are a "devout Buddhist", where is your compassion for these people?
>>1588321Yanks don't really scrap the same way Bongs do if that's what your asking, in fact they'll go to extreme lengths to avoid physical confrontation. I suppose it's muh guns making a polite society.>>1588398Bongs are undisputedly the worst tourists.
>>1588667Based, >>1588658 Got what he deserved , fuck off back to where you came from
>>1588684Too late, I didn't.
>>1588196I got arrested in Mexico for "stealing" one of those bicycle bars that was parked on the road. We just took it for a spin and when the police showed up put it back where we found it. Seemed like good fun until I was handcuffed and had my shoelaces taken away so I couldn't hang myself
>>1588582Where about have you been? I lived there for 7 years and this rings true to Phuket and similar places. I prefer the North, but Damn has CM changed.
>>1588725I'm heading to Chiang Mai next week. I've always wanted to go but now I'm having second thoughts. What with the air pollution and all this talk of retarded basic bros ruining the place. Maybe I'll fuck it and head to the islands instead
Lot of seeth in this thread
>>1588707So basically, you stole it. You just were no longer stealing when you got arrested.
>>1588737So, the AQI becomes less of a problem once the rain starts. However, the Andaman begins to get a bit rough during the rainy season, you can still have a great time, but maybe decide last minute based on weather conditions.How long do you have? What are you looking for? Can you ride motorcycles and willing to get out to less traveled places?Basic bros/bitches/assholes tend to stick to one place like Zoe's or that area of the Moat. Maybe they'll try a more Thai place but quickly realize getting a seat is a pain.
>>1588741I have a month. I wasn't planning on hiring a motorcycle as I've never ridden before. Thought about getting bus to pai and chiang rai for few days and/or possibly going to laos. Has the rain in CM started yet? I hadn't considered weather on islands this time of year. Previously went to krabi in sep/early Oct and was pretty gloomy with boats not running to islands etc.I don't usually hang out in mainstream backpacker bars and hostels, much prefer more low key local type places with live music etc.
>>1588678>Yanks don't really scrap the same way Bongs do if that's what your asking, in fact they'll go to extreme lengths to avoid physical confrontation. I suppose it's muh guns making a polite society.I think he was actually trying to comprehend our "just a prank bro" weird hazing culture. People who are on friendly terms and wouldn't physically fight each other for some normal angry shit will still fuck with each other. Why? Because it's "funny." See: Darwin Awards
>>1588747Ok, if don't ride, don't do it. But there are still a lot of places you can get to. Pai can be chill if you go to a remote area, but if you go to the town it's all Chinese and a lots of backpackers who fall into the "let's rage" to "it's so spiritual" categories. As for weather it seems to be just beginning, and it's hot as hell as well, like 100F/38C. You can always go up to CR, transfer into Laos and exit into Issan and make your way back to CM to fly out. Check out travelfish for Phayao, Nan and look around the north. It's hard to decide what's local anymore. Warm Up and places like that and riverside have live music, but they've been in handbooks and on websites for so long you will see quite a bit of tourists. You have places like Tawan Daeng and lots of bars all over, but you might not enjoy being the alone there. There's decent info online about places, a lot of small expat/local mingling sites like Boy Blues and North Gate. Download Grab to get around.
>>1588754Thanks for the info. I'm thinking 40c is going to cook my pale British ass. But fuck it, I've booked hot season so I'll just have to deal with it
DESU I think Asians often deliberately hype this kind of thing up because they are petty and have this shitty need to show status above other people, think about how much they made a huge big deal about that guy "stealing an Asian guys bf" in Shanghai I think it was and the minor begpacking losers in Hong Kong. (Meanwhile there must be millions of Asian prostitutes and gang members in the West but we're supposed to tactfully look away to save their shitty "face")Feel free to disagree though.
>>1588775>stealing an Asian guys gf"*woops
>>1588690Exploiting people and treating them like shit just because they have a low IQ is a dick move though though Anon. Even niggers. (in b4 basedjak)If you don't think so deep down, this is a sign that maybe you're going native and it's time to go home.
>>1588775bunch of betas from r/hapas and r/azidentity come here and post this stuff routinely to feel better about the fact we fuck their sisters and mothers and shitgo pay to make another AMWF porno, chang
>>1588707You literally stole it you idiot.
>>1588582>Thai people were unbelievably rude and arrogantSrsly? I always found them to be utterly servile and cringeworthy. They obviously despise tourists, but they spread their legs (literally and figuratively) for tourist bucks. Their government and institutions are all disgraces, from their old beloved King who murdered his own brother to seize the throne and who supported every coup that ever happened, to their current ugly tattooed sex-freak of a "King" who named his dog to be commander of the Thai Air Farce, not to mention their corrupt police and bureaucrats.
>>1588794Got swindled by a Thai hooker into sending her money for years? Awww.
>>1588794Government is indeed a joke, the place could be bathing in cash with all the tourist flow, yet they have power lines falling on the street and official government sites running with comic sans and no https
>>1588321British do this constantly
>>1588798You did, or you somehow managed to come up with the notion that I did?If you did, holy fuck you're dumb.If you think I did, holy fuck you're dumb and projecting.
I'M THAISON OF A BITCH AMERICANAMERICAN IS PIGDO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING DONALD J TRUMP IS A MURDERERFUCKING U.S.A
>>1588794Thais will literally be arrested if they respond to this lolt. Nguyen
>>1588321fake and gay
>>1588196Thailand is trash when it comes to this sort of thing.
>>1588725Of course it’s changed Thailand is the most visited country in the world.
>>1589240If you were Thai you would have used buffalo instead of pig.
>>1589501What's the difference anyways?
>>1589515Buffalo, ควาย/kwai is the go to insult. Basically stupid animal/asshole/pendejo /etc you can add e/i in front of it to make it ruder. Hell, they use it for anything. Big masculine ladyboys are called Katooey Kwai.
>>1589466>Thailand is the most visited country in the world.Not true by a very large margin
>>1588582agree, since we stepped out of the airport the taxi driver was already shouting at us in thai. However, one of the prostitutes i hired was very sweet and cool, and a lady that worked at my hostel who i only asked where the washing machine was, asked for my stuff and washed it herself.Still better than cuba, couldnt find a single good intended cuban they are all scammers and trash.
>>1588286Fucking manspreading bastard. Jail his sorry ass.
>>1588196Those vests are blatantly not bulletproof
>>1588582I enjoyed Thailand the least (aside fromt the food) out of all the countries I visited in SEA, but once i left bangkok/chiang mai for the smaller towns (even in passing) and I was greeted with smiles, waves and hospitality.Sure people in bangkok and chiang mai are cunts, but so would I be if my city was overrun by tourists 365 days a year and a sizeable part of them thinks they own the world, get drunk and look down on me and my countrymen just because they were born in the west.
>>1588794Easy money tends to make for bad state institutions. You see this a lot with oil wealth.
>>1589565https://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwjVo__hnY3iAhXBtlkKHQ5KCxgQzPwBegQIARAB&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.news.com.au%2Ftravel%2Ftravel-ideas%2Fbest-of-travel%2Fthese-were-the-worlds-most-visited-cities-in-2017%2Fnews-story%2F44b399f25b978f2a6403a8e9c58bac7a&psig=AOvVaw23tGxrMOhgW3Y0YkS9ztxZ&ust=1557449531686057Ok Bangkok was the most visited city in 2017So fuck off
Chad does not get arrested.
>>1589240>DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?Fuck yeah, good call m8.Pomodoro is my go-to pizza place in Bangkok.
>>1591065Only because of the hangover 2.
>>1588667You think whites and blacks together in prison is a good idea? White prison gangs don't exist for fun as much as literal survival.
>>1590304>Those vests are blatantly not bulletproofThey might be level II, it would be all they need in most cases. They could also be stab vests which is probably what they mostly need anyway. There are a fair few illegal handguns around in Thailand but not that many AKs.
>>1588196Vandalism? But why such wonton destruction?
>>1595210I've committed some wonton destruction on occasion.
>>1595337I used to, and then I got diabeetus. feelsbatman.jpg