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What's the worst toy you've seen on etsy, /toy/?
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Imagine paying 150 dollars for this.
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>>7536978
A custom-made American Girl doll costs just as much... I don't understand...
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150 dollars for a voodoo doll isnt that bad really.
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>>7536978
SocJus is a good scam.
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>>7537189
Reminds me of that site Woozy Moo. The gimmick was that they weren't "discriminating" against children by sorting their products between boys and girls sections, which isn't something their competitors do to begin with. And of course their prices were higher. They tried advertising on TFW2005 once and everyone rightfully gave them shit in the thread. They even defended themselves as being a store for "hipster parents," which should've raised a big red flag with even their target consumers.
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I made dolls like that as a kid. You're meaning to tell me I could've made bank?
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>>7537189
O B S E S S E D
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this abomination has genitals and can piss itself
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>>7541894
at that price i'd be surprised if someone told me it wasn't a fetish thing
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>>7536978
the fucker triggered by this existing probably cries like a bitch when this man's name is mentioned too.
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>>7541894
It looks as much like a strung out 52-year-old as it does a baby.
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>>7539349
Its just as good of a scam as selling Trump hats.

Making money of people's dumb tribalism is easy.
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>go to Etsy looking for bad shit
>run into cool/weird stuff like a fucking Rorschach mask that actually does the goofy shifting/changing thing
>realize that shitting on Etsy sellers- even some fatty charging too much for ragdolls of kangs- is gay and retarded
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>>7542014
That being said, these personalized minifig heads are very uncanny valley and they amuse me.
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>>7542014
That's like saying because some funko toys are alright we shouldn't shit on them.
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>>7542175
funko's a big soulless corporate business, not a fat single mom trying to supplement her income making tie-die leggings in her bathroom.
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>>7542187
Not being a big business doesn't mean the fat single mom isn't soulless. How do you know she's not a sociopath?
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>>7542205
She’d probably be more successful if she was a sociopath.
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>>7536978
>>7536980
they're not that bad desu, not £150 worth for sure, but they're pretty cute
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>>7541894
I'd piss myself if I found that abomination in my bed
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>>7541947
Why would he cry?
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That's an ugly little nigress
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n-words joke
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>>7542292

>this
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>>7542795
Sheeeeiiittt
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>>7536978
HHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LET ME OUT OF THE SIMULATION
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>>7542757
I just moved out of the ghetto- they get so much uglier than OP pic.
That child is relatively quite fortunate.
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>>7541894
Yikes
big yikes
an oof too even



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