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The last toy you touched comes to life at 1:1 scale with all canon memories, personality, powers/abilities, but is now your only sexual partner you will ever have.

Rules:
1) Parts, components, accessories, clothing, etc. do not count UNLESS they are a toy-character by themselves. (Ex.- power ranger zords, smaller transformers that combine, small minion-type figures like Dead Master's skulls, etc.)

2) BAF, customs, model kits/Gunpla only count if 80% built or more (paint does not count). The 1:1 source material of it is the completed version.

3) Statueshit does not count unless there is at least 1 articulated part of the figure, even if as a custom articulation.

4) Moblie suits, vehicles, etc. have the personalities of the pilot/driver that uses them the most.
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Kh3 bring arts Sora?

Could be worse? He may be an idiot but at least hes upbeat and friendly

That whole "cant monogamy" thing may be a thorn though
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I don't want to date a sniff-fag
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>>7505065
Titans Return Windblade.
So I get a cute fembot Transformer who fell head-over-heels for me and can also turn into a jet.
Wew, this is gonna be fun.
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>Storm Collectibles Shao Kahn
Oh, no...
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>>7505065
>Phicen Harley Quinn
Oh hell yeah
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>>7505065
>MP Megatron

oh no
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>Revoltech Raiden
Why the fuck did he have to fall off the shelf
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>JP Indoraptor
... uh oh.
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>>7505065
>Dragon Stars Jiren
Dang it. I don’t even swing that way. And I’m gonna get torn in half.
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>>7505065
>New-Nautilus
See you guys later, I'm going to Atlantis!

>With the personality of captain Nemo
Stoic, determined. A captain is his ship, so I suppose this is fitting
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>>7505065
Well, I'm happy. Sure, I'd say I'd like someone with vagina, but it's fucking Keanu!
I know I won't live for long, but my life will be full of care and beauty. My soul and body are ready!
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I think I'll be good
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>>7505096
>oh no
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Goddammit.
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>SHF Bulma
How old was Bulma at that point in Dragon Ball?
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>>7505198
16, I think
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Shf Chun Li
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>>7505065
Handsome lad
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>>7505198
Just wait a few years anon
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>>7505264
I like the MVC look and a cloth one really won't tickle that itch.
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It's showtime!
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>>7505065
Well, fuck. Action Man and me are going to fight Dr. X and then he's going to nail me up against a tree I guess.
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>>7505195
Prepare your anus.
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Not so bad I guess.
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Seeing as I just finished this I'm Lucky.
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Shit.
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Well, fuck.
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>>7505065
can i switch to nobel?
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I always want to participate in these but I never remember what toy I touched last since I move things around rather often.
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>>7505359
>1:1 scale

not that lucky
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Not bad. I almost got Zedd if she didn't take a header off the shelf.
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>>7505337
I don't care, don't buy it
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I’m down to have space adventures with my favorite bounty hunters
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So is it going to be like Aquarion or Darling in the Franxx or what?
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>>7505065
>figuarts goku 2.0
>goku
>having sexual desires
i think i'm fine, he gets off by fighting so best case scenario he will train me
>figma lady
fucking nic-
>fucking a woman who is devoted 200% to the manly space man with the cigar
my attempts of cucking cobra will backfire and i probably end being the one cucked since she will think about him all the time.
fuck
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>>7505517
>my attempts of cucking cobra will backfire and i probably end being the one cucked since she will think about him all the time.
>fuck

Only Lady comes to life. You'll be cucking Cobra safely so long as no one in this thread gets Cobra.
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>Figma Lucina
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Boy I bet he at least sucks good.
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>>7505065
Please no
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The last toy i touched was a plush but i dont know if that counts so i am gonna post that and the one before that

>Sanei Yellow Yoshi
I HAVE A FUCKING DINASOUR, WHAT DO YOU FAGS FUCKING HAVE?

>Nendoroid Sucy Manbavaran

She's one of my waifus but i don't think she smells good.
Nevertheless i am happy
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>>7505537
A plush is just a soft statue, so no it doesn't count.
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>>7505553
but i wanted a dinosaur....
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>>7505065
>The last toy you touched comes to life at 1:1 scale with all canon memories, personality, powers/abilities, but is now your only sexual partner you will ever have.
>Handsome Jack
This is a problem.
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>Mattel WWE The Bunny.
Son of a...
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>>7505533
kek
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>>7505065
Hell yeah. Guess I'd have to buy her some clothes though
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Well shit... ill be aight... right? Lol
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>>7505610
y...yeah sure, anon...you'll both be g-good friends...
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Not my waifu but I’m ok with this
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>>7505559
>Handsome Jack
>problem
Mate that's the exact opposite of a problem

Coincidentally, Jack was the last figure I touched too, so I'll break the rules and go with Wheatley (he doesn't move, but he does talk.) He's currently zipped up in my hoodie as is, I'm 100% cool with it. I don't really know how, but we'd make it work.
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>>7505394
that's actually perfect, gay or straight you're good to go.
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>>7505627
Custom?
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>>7505065
>Jurassic World Blue

I'm ok with this.
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>MP10 Optimus Prime
Eh I'm okay with this. At least he'd be a loyal lover.
Not sure where I would put him in my house though
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This is awkward
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>>7506178
>GANG BANG MOTHER FUCKER
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Gotta bad feeling about this
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>>7506244
All of your orifice will be filled to your Delight
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>>7505810
That's Long Range Joshi Kosei. One of the Arms Note figma.
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>>7506111
how bout the garage.
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>>7506472
The garage literally just optimus prime but controlled remotely.
https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Combat_Deck_(G1)
Git your lore rite nerd
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>>7505610
rip your chest
literally
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>>7505065
Wait, so how the hell would FMG Miku work?
Since all stores list her as "non-scale model kit" like FAGs, but Miku obviously isn't supposed to be palm-sized.
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>>7507267
OP here.
Since she’s a FAG-type kit then she’s palm-sized. Similarly, the MMS Yoko or Nagi Shinki-style figures would be palm-sized too.
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... aw, hell
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>>7505065
Renee Montoya action figure from Batman TAS.
My lesbian heart just did backflips, yo.
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Always wanted to cuck the hero for leaving demon cowtits all alone
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>Sam Jack Nick Fury
Can I reroll
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>>7507457
Does not exist.
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>Neca Shin Godzilla

Fuck
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>>7505065
Brehs...
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>>7507688
Actually it does.

https://toywiz.com/batman-the-animated-series-gcpd-rogues-gallery-action-figure-5-pack-killer-croc-bane-mr-freeze-poison-ivy-renee-montoya/?msclkid=aea8c998eb3c1a1738c29527ec988765
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>>7507901
https://youtu.be/dwku7QNhlgI
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>>7505604

What figure is this?

wich brand?
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>>7505065

Revoltech Queen's Blade Extra: Gate Keeper Alice

So Im going to travel the world, do some treasure hunting and try to escape the :insert law enforcement unit: for the rest of my life.

Sounds like fun
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>>7505116
>>7505534
>>7505873
Aw fuck, we dead bros
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I'm shuffling around papers on my desk and accidentally brush against her sword. Now she's life size and the only sexual partner I'll ever have. Funny how life works out.
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>>7508916
Shizue Minase by Second Axe
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>>7505065
>been handling my new Figma Other M Zero Suit Samus
>now I get her bouncing on me day in and out
I-I like blondes.
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>Bandai Creation Classic Millennium Godzilla

uhhhhhh
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Hmmm what the fuck WAS the last thing I touched?
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godfuckingdammit
op y u do dis
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fuck
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>>7509684
why do you even have that?
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>>7509701
why don't you have one?
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I have made a huge mistake
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Pray for me
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Um..well maybe it will put on a sexy girl-skin.
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>>7507457
So lucky.
It's not a great figure and I hate there isn't a Question figure to go with Vic and my Huntress
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>>7509709
>a straight man
whew time flies
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I ain’t complaining
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>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
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>>7512439
>articulated Eevee toys never
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If she ever lets me have sex it'll be pretty great
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Looks like my ass is getting sic-AYAH'd all night long.
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Not sure how to feel about this.
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>>7505065
>mafex comic book ver. spider man
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>A Gore Magala Statue my cat knocked off my bookshelf
I'm dead and the world is possibly fucked by a frenzy virus epidemic
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>>7515824
you die from frenzied nonstop fucking
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>>7505065
HAH! lucky me, I get my childhood waifu, a robo dragon that can do robotic tentacle sex to said waifu and a big ass Liger to pilot! Oh and also the main hero, but he can just get cucked
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>>7515824
>>7515834

>3) Statueshit does not count unless there is at least 1 articulated part of the figure, even if as a custom articulation.
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>>7505072
depending on how you look at it, KH3 Sora is technically a good 4 or 5 different people since he still has Roxas/Xion/Ventus inside him until the ending
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>>7505065
>Generations Arcee
Nice.
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>>7505065
>Samus
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>>7505065
A goodwill's Bratz with no feet and a horrible haircut.

Well, at least she will give killer blowjobs and she can easily have feet prosthetics.
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>>7505065
Goddammit.
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Oh my waifu Sinon <3 incorporating AR, digital and physical collectibles isn't far away.. just waiting for a couple more days for Ecomi, I just hope they would also add animes there as collectibles too!
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>>7522933
>he still has Roxas/Xion/Ventus inside him until the ending

L-Lewd...But I approve.
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MY BODY IS READY

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