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>>67216774>Why is there so much Teysa smut?
I love angels!
>TQThe old pulp books werent completely terrible
>>67216797There is at least one serial commissioner.
xth for purge anyone that is not a heterosexual white person
>>67216777>TQI like that you sacrifice Grenzo Dungeon Warden to Ashnod's Altar to pay for his own ability.
lets try that again not in a dead threadhttps://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/2083663#paperSo this is my Goblin Krenko deck. It uses tinstreet kingpin Krenko as a second commander sorta, where most of my cards dont help him out directly, moreso they help my main commander. Some cards have +1/+1 yes, but not a heap.Also, a blue/red player today got mad at me for not having spot removal for a black enchantment as mono red AND for having 1 of my 2 blue spot removals in my hand, so idk if I want them even tho I think they're neato burrito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VKHWs5PHpwI think you're all guiltymost of you
>>67216878>those cosplays>that pajeetI ain't touching that shit.
>>67216878i would fuck the shit out of that jhoira
>>67216878>Feldon, architect of shitted streets
>>67216917Kinda looks like Sasha Grey don't it?
>>67216878>hover over embedNigga I ain't watching that, tl;dw or get out.
>>67216797Since everyone is already here.Teysa is a powerful big tiddy goth chick who was prostituted out for political favors whos also a cripple. Shes literally a bunch of fetishes rolled up into a somewhat respectable character. Try googling kemba or avacyn with safe search off if you really want to see some shit.
>>67216947I want my Chandra porn and I want it now.
Looking for suggestions for my Zada deck. Want to note, I am avoiding spells/creatures that produce tokens only once. I want sustainability so I'm trying to use creatures that continually provide tokens or have some other value.Decklist: http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/b-u-r-n-i-n-g-f-i-s-t/
Some anon called it, now its a reality.
>>672169831. Change commander to Feather2. Put in every white cantrip that targets3. ???4. Profit!
>>67216870looking for thots and suggestions :)
>>67216983>>67217006Alternatively>look at any feathers deck>put any red spell you're not using>easy wins
>>67216852>Go to Commander Day>Have to play two M2F Trannies that are dating each other>beat them with my Wydwen Deck
>>67216998maro has been talking about this since war of the spark spoiler season. i don't know why people are acting like this is news. he has discussed it thoroughly on his blog.>>67216878>it's a jokey sketchno thanks>>67216799hopefully they love you back because i hate your fucking guts
>>67217106Anon don't be mean.
>>67217006>>67217048Ok, neither of these posts help. I don't wanna play Feather, I wanna play Zada. So, can I have help with that?
>>67217146you can't spam stupid waifu shit and expect people to like you. they can either stop spamming or accept that people won't like them. i'm just being honest.
>>67217174The second one is saying to look at the red parts of a Feather deck.
>>67217174Zada is just feathers in mono red
Is Seraph of Scales worth a slot at all? I wish she had lifelink instead of deathtouch. A 4/3 deathtouch doesn't make a lot of sense to me.
>>67217174Okay, so you want to play worse feather with less colors, but it's okay because the effect is cool. Got it.idk man just put in goblin token stuff and mirrorwing dragon I'm too lazy to look at your decklistkrenko is nice
>>67217203Its not a good edh card, unless you have repeatable reanimation and double deathtriggers/token doublers which she fights against by needing mana to get her abilities. Its definately possible to make her work but there are better creatures to build around.
>>67217203>Is Seraph of Scales worth a slot at all?in edh? no. of course not. unless you are playing teysa or something and even then probably no.
>>67217203>Not equipping Seraph with Echo Circlet, then using Masterwork of Ingenuity to copy Echo Circlet so Seraph can block four creatures and kill them all for the low price of ten mana>being this retarded
>>67217203I mean, if you were playing Teysa Karlov its value, but I'd run her if she was a pet card, not because it's that good. Also why the fuck does she have two souls?
To the anon who posted this:>https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/09-07-19-sliver-cascade/?cb=1562902908Why not add some 0 cmc artifacts like mishras bauble or tormods crypt as free cards?
>>67216878I never thought I'd had to pull this pic out.
>>67217252The angel is pregnant. The orzhov canon sells sexual services.
I know that it can be frustrating to go a few games without a win, but try not to take it personally. Congratulate the winner on a cool play that they made. You might be surprised to find how contagious positive feelings are! They'll also likely reciprocate after your own inevitable win!
>>67217175>you can't spam stupid waifu shit and expect people to like youI like him.>>67217203There's no way it makes the cut in an EDH deck. Frankly even in limited I don't think it should have been mythic rarity.
>>67217252The spirit tokens represent souls the Orzhov have, carry or are owed. She's the Seraph of the Scales, so presumably she's weighing two souls against each other. If she had Afterlife 4 she'd actually be a good card.
>>67217312>I don't think it should have been mythic rarityso you've never played limited eh?
Has edh become too much of a format?
>>67216917>>67216928>Jhoira can no longer hook herself up to her paradox engine and ride the infinite wave of getting tapped and untappedFeels bad man.
>>67217324>If she had Afterlife 4 she'd actually be a good card.I'd play her in a heartbeat of she had afterlife 4. I think she'd be too good for 4 mana at that point though.
>>67217326I played a ton of RNA because I liked it a lot more than GoR. The angel is good but it's not at all busted. I think it's worse than Judith, better than Nikya, nowhere near the actual OP cards.
>>67217362Yeah you're right, the cost would need to go up to 5 or 6.
>>67216864How does that work? Shouldn't he be in the graveyard by the time you have the mana to activate his ability?
>>67216983>http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/b-u-r-n-i-n-g-f-i-s-t/Its pretty fucking Terrible. Does your Meta not play Board wipes? ETB Tokens Producers should be played since the Heat Shimmer/Twinflame spells have great synergy with them. No one is going to let you build a board state over multiple turns.You need more card Draw first.>Rile>StunYour goal is to chain your cantrips until your draw out your deck and float all of your mana. >Skullclamp>Mind StoneOther shit you left out.>Past in FlamesIn case your are facing Mill or need more gas. >Heat Shimmer>Blazing Shoal>Karl Zev's ExpertiseThis lets you cast your Hand for free>Rouse the MobTrample source>Built to Smash>Brute ForceFlat +3/+3 for RFor memes>Possibility Storm.You are one of the few decks that actually get mileage out of this. When you cast a combat trick on Zada, her ability triggers and the copies are still made. You then get a second spell for free.
>>67217208these seething fucking borosfagskys unironicallyzada will forever be better than that trash angel
What does your SO think about Magic, anon?
>>67217208not the guy but Zada actually goes hard and draws shitloads of cards, unlike Feather>>67217195Feather is just a really shit ZadaAlso Feather is unplayable now that Paradox Engine got axed. The only good lines that deck had was sunforger loops with Engine and now it can't do that anymore.
>>67217311I love you Urabrask-poster!
>>67217415She thinks it's cute that I play lame nerd card games and doesn't know that I cheat constantly with dudes at my LGS
>>67217430Urabrask is the real praetor waifu.
>>67217456>he doesn't want gin the chinFaggot alert! Faggot alert!
>>67217341OG Jhoira 4 lyfe.
>>67217444Is this a fucking meme, what's with magic players being closet fags
>>67217382Activated abilities follow the same rules of casting a spell (602.2b). In rule 601.2a you see that in the process of casting a spell you propose the spell be cast well before paying the costs of the spell in 601.2h. You propose activating Grenzo's ability, then use Ashnod's Altar as a mana source to pay for that ability.
>>67216917>>67216928>>67216970I just want my elf tiddies
>>67217475>Not Elesh Norn>Literal fucking infidel
>>67217501She got replaced by a nigress with a bow.
>>67217517She is just the alternative to Nissa. Just like how Ajani would swap around with Elspeth and Gideon occasionally.
Any good Esper zombie cards in MH1 or M20?
>>67217547Ajani can't swap with those two anymoreF
>>67217388Boardwipes aren't really a thing anymore in my playgroup because no one really plays creatures anymore. This deck is to shake up the meta. Also, one and done token producers feel like fucking trash, especially if they don't do anything else, they just don't feel efficient.Past in Flames I left out because paying mana to Jaya's in there and I feel I can reach her ultimate easy, especially with the lack of creatures in the meta. Also, no mill. Blazing Shoal feels like a worse B. Rage. I don't want anymore instantaneously like Rile or Stun, sure they can be explosive but I want more consistent card draw. Any ideas of what to take out for what's left or no? Still willing to hear advice.>>67217391This. Can't target all my dudes? What trash, Zada would still be the Commander of the deck, just hidden and I would get tired of tutoring for her every game.
>>67217362Fuck, she'd probably actually be playable even if she just had afterlife 3. I feel like she's right in the edge of being a playable card.
>>67216947There is almost no good MtG smut, sadly. It has like one doujin on the sad panda and it's a BBM "Jace" mindraping Chandra.
>>67217593So that, and the land card that makes you a zombie. Anything else worth using?
>>67217593Anon, why would you post the misprint? It’s a 2/3
>>67217415My wife isn't into it herself, but is perfectly fine with it being my hobby. Being married to a nerd is probably a relief. When I come home at 3am smelling of Dr. Pepper, she knows I was legitimately playing edh with other nerds. and I'm not secretly gay.
>>67217613Are you fucking kidding me? I was going to go look on r34 and everything. I just want my naked planeswalkers.
>>67217636>Dr. Pepper>not secretly gay.Pick one.
>>67217311I'm feeling motivated to go fast. Thank you Urabask, Atraxa is a hoe and you were right not to deal with that shit.
>>67217622>and the land card that makes you a zombie.What card is that?
>>67217645I guess I like dick then. Dr. Pepper is just too good.
>>67217650Field of the Dead. It's not that good, but it gets you a zombie eventually.
>>67217636>Being married to a nerd is probably a relief. When I come home at 3am smelling of Dr. Pepper, she knows I was legitimately playing edh with other nerds. and I'm not secretly gay.you mean an absolute disappointment? you being undesirable to other women is not "a relief," her not having to worry you're not out balls deep in some younger pussy probably means she's gonna be out on the prowl for some younger, stronger dick herself.
>>67217415She thought it was for nerds, but didn't mind.She died last year and I haven't had the motivation to play ever since or even going outside for anything other than work or groceries
>>67217667Could I realistically get any pay off of this in a mono B deck?
>>67217388>>67217598Forgot to add, left out Built to Smash and Brute Force because I didn't want flat pump spells, I wanted pump spells that either gave a keyword or some other effect stapled on them. Also, thoughts on Throes of Chaos? I feel it would excel in the deck but unsure of what to remove, other than baby teen Chandra. But But Chandra is both a token producer AND lets me 'flashback' my spells. Hmmmm...
>>67217625Does it actually count as a 2/3 in game?
>>67217683Oh Jesus. I’m sorry, man. She’ll always be a part of you. She’d want you to actually live life, though.
>>67217694No, you should be focusing on Cabal Coffers/Stronghold instead, which means like 5 nonbasics
>>67217638Don't go to r34. There are only like 2 decent artists who did work and the others are high school hide hands behind body shit.
>>67217680You sound like a cuck.
>>67217645>>67217680>>67217636I don't get it. :(
>>67217415My last gf hated it because it consumed too much of my time.My current lady-friend also plays, but she's been busy and haven't been the best person at the table to put it mildly. I'm working on not being a dick, and it is working.
>>67217683She wouldn't want you to stay inside wallowing in self pity, she'd want you to get out of the house and start living your life again.
>>67217694I mean, you could, by replacing some of the swamps with snow covered swamps. But even then it's gonna be hard to get it off.
Convince me to not play Morophon Eldrazi tribal
>>67217817Animar, Voice of Elements.
>>67217817don't, you unoriginal queer
>>67217491Wait... Spells and abilities go on the stack before they've been paid for? That flies in the face of the rules as played by everyone I've ever met and every videogame simulation of the game I've ever played. By that logic, if someone counters your spell, you can just use the mana you would have used to cast it to cast a different spell.
>>67217415She plays some herself and likes that I have a hobby that makes me happy. She's legally blind though so she doesn't really play EDH, keeping track of 4 boards is a bit much for her to handle. She also gets aroused when I come home and tell her about any particularly good wins I had and it's a little concerning
>>67217415My wife has become my greatest rival. She specifically builds decks to take me down, and uses them in any multiplayer game that I join. Which makes it all the more satisfying/funny when I still win.
>>67217902It's probably your tone of voice that gets her motor going. Do you get excited at all when you talk? Not sexually excited, but just talk like you normally don't, uplifted or something?
I may have gone too far in a few places.
>>67217930I wouldn't be surprised if that was it.
>>67217856>By that logic, if someone counters your spell, you can just use the mana you would have used to cast it to cast a different spell.No, because priority doesn't pass until a spell has been paid for. The only real way that you can fuck with paying for spells like that is with the Assist cards from Battlebond, saying you'll help pay for it but not paying for it.
>wanted to make Oona but Painter's Servant is fuckhuge expensive now
>>67217711>She’ll always be a part of you.I don't think he ate her dude
>>67217941>Masterpiece paradox engine
>>67217998You wouldn't been using it if it were still banned, so what's the matter?
>>67218024It's just gonna sit in cube. No point in trying to find a buyer now.
>>67217997But still, this would mean that you don't have to tap for mana until the spell is already on the stack, correct?
>>67217817Here's my build. Fun but it can combo off. >http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/morophon-the-boundless-eldrazi-edh/
>>67218077Yes, but if it isn't paid for, the game backs up and it's removed from the stack.
>>67218077118.2. If a cost includes a mana payment, the player paying the cost has a chance to activate mana abilities. Paying the cost to cast a spell or activate an activated ability follows the steps in rules 601.2f–h.
>>67218107>the game backs upSo you can reverse time by just not paying for shit?
>>67217711I know, I just don't feel the motivation to do anything and mostly just feel tired. We've been together for 14 years, so I have no idea how dating even works. I have some people who come over once per month or so to play some EDH with though, so that's nice. I take care of myself so I don't look like shit when they see me.
>>67218124No, it's an immediate choice. You say "I cast Shitty Spell." and before your opponents have a chance to do anything, the game goes "DO YOU WANT TO PAY FOR THAT?!" and you pay or not. If you don't pay, you don't cast the spell, it goes back into your hand, and you revealed information for no reason.
>>67217738>making yourself desirable to the opposite sex is what a cuck doeshow retarded are you
Kaervek/Mogis Manabarbs-Tribal FUN or not? I just need more decks to put Spellshock in.
>>67218190You were obviously projecting your cuckoldry fetish. It's fine, whatever floats your boat.
>>67218190If you're in a monogamous relationship you shouldn't need to be desirable to the opposite sex, just to your partner specifically. That is, unless you expect them to be unfaithful in which case you're either an idiot or a cuck for staying with them.
>>67218211I haven't played him myself, but people seem to have an unholy hatred for Kaervek or anything that punishes someone for playing spells, so expect to get targeted. Mogis just seems subpar yet still draws hate.
>put a pl*newalker in one of my decksIs the beginning of the end?
>>67216777Does it cost $0?
>>67218211It depends on your definition of fun. I have a Kambal deck that does pretty much the same thing and I enjoy it, but the rest of the group not as much.
>>67218174>before your opponents have a chance to do anything, the game goes "DO YOU WANT TO PAY FOR THAT?!" and youhave time to tap lands, sacrifice creatures, anything that works as a mana source really. And then if you decide to not pay for it, then all of that is undone, apparently.
>>67217203No, there are better 4 mana Angel's like Linvala or Shalai you should run before considering that card too bad the latter is fulgy.
>>67217311Urabrask, how are you even getting internet when you're on the run from Elesh Norn?
>>67217415He loves it even though he barely plays. He's a natural, he just doesn't play much. And we both like nerdy guys and are open to group sex, so there is that too.>>67217484I often wonder that, but then again, I constantly hook up with guys at shops too. I'm just not in the closet.>>67217578If they really want to earn Progressive Points, maybe WotC can tick off a few boxes while also helping me out and officially give Ajani a boyfriend. Shit, bring Garruk back, he likes beasts and if Ajani can't save him then nobody can. I want my Green Daddy to get a redemption arc but they gave that spot to the bitch who ruined him.
>>67218174>No, it's an immediate choice.>>67218358This doesn't sound like "an immediate choice" to me, it sounds like a choice you make a little while after.
What deck wants this?
>>67218522Big black recursion/gray merchant loops deck?
>>67218522Glissa. It's an underrated powerhouse there.
How do we feel about him?
Grab them while they're $3. This is the bottom. You've been warned.
>>67218552A little bit fun but mostly boring also>>67218571
>>67218552He's really fun. I broke down my Tatyova deck and built him instead. Sad to do it, but no one liked playing against Tatyova. She just sat there and drew cards. This commander can be a lot more grindy. I play it as a Maze commander. Makes a five color commander a lot more affordable. Plus having the threat of Maze's end is fun. >http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/golos-pilgrim-of-the-maze-copy-turboless/?cb=1562921056
>>67218552bland, boring, mostly useless.
>>67218587Man, this is straight up Vampiric Tutor in a mill deck.
>>67218552He's a bit too perfect as a lands matters commander for my tastes.
>>67218598It's Imperial Seal with politicking and possible synergy with Ob, Ashiok, or Mindcensor. I'd take Vampiric Tutor over it any day, but for $3 Symmetry's a steal.
>>67218607One lands deck can't really "do it all." There are simply too many different lands matter strategies to fit in one deck. What Golos allows is flexibility. Tatyova will be better at drawing cards and Omnath will be better at making huge creatures. I like his flexibility. Plus he's the perfect maze's end commander, which is pretty cool. >>67218590>boringThe commander is now even out yet, how can a strategy that has never had a commander before or been viable in a lands commander deck be boring? I think you're dopamine receptors must be worn out anon, I don't think you understand what boring means.
>>67218637That's why I don't like him, honestly I feel that the only thing he does well is Maze's End/CoffersTomb. I'd rather have focused commanders like Tatyova, Gitrog or Omnath rather than goodstuff machines like Golos, K&T or even Windgrace. He allows some lazy ass deckbuilding where you just stuff the best land matters cards in the game and the result is probably pretty janky.>>67218633Yeah, obviously VT blows this out of the water but it's still a crazy card.
>>67218407Ajani and Elspeth is the OTP though. You already got Ral Zarek and Nissa bruh.
>>67218552I think he should be blinked more than than use his second ability.
>>67218512You immediately have the chance to pay for it. You can activate mana abilities in that time. That's what they described - Tapping a land/creature/artifact/whatever for mana, sacrificing things (as a cost) to produce mana, etc. Until you've moved past that part of casting a spell, nothing else can happen.
>>67218714>honestly I feel that the only thing he does well is Maze's End/CoffersTombThat's unique for a lands matter commander. I just think the word boring is inappropriate. Honestly, in any deck you play 60% of the cards are pretty much chosen for you. Golos allows flexibility because of his colors. You can pursue whatever strategy specialization you want. You would fully choose to play Golos as 2 color, or even as mono color. You can still cast him. You gotta step outside the box anon and really try to be creative. Janky is what is fun about edh. Make a mono white lands matter Golos deck. No one will see it coming.
>>67218512Here, learn yourself something.https://www.coolstuffinc.com/a/do-you-really-know-how-to-cast-spells
In terms of being able to repeatably abuse its ETB trigger, how good is Wily Goblin? I'm currently in the process of building an Ulasht ETB/Tokens deck and realized that I need more lower costed creatures, but am unsure if something like this would even be worth running.
>>67217856Fun fact: This is the real reason Affinity for Artifacts is fun to play: If all you have is 2 Treasure tokens in play, you can declare that you're casting Frogmite, Frogmite goes on the stack and it's mana cost doesn't change when you sacrifice the tokens to pay the other two mana of it's casting cost! Try it with your friends!
>>67218552I'm making a five color enchantments deck with him because he fetches Serra's Sanctum.
>>67217491Pretty sure "costs" refers to any additional costs the spell has, like kickers, not the cost to play the spell in the first place.
>>67218587This is busted in 2H giant btw
>>67218879The kicker cost becomes part of the cost of the spell. It gets added to the total cost, then any subtractions are applied to said total, then the cost is paid.
>>67218552I'm excited about building him, and unexcited about playing against him.https://www.mtggoldfish.com/deck/2021386
>>67218905So when someone counters a spell you still follow all the steps you just put the spell in the graveyard instead?
>>67218897who plays 2 headed giant? not many people, i promise you
>>672190352HG EDH was popular for a bit after Battlebond, we'll see it happen again once Battlebond 2 comes out.
>>67219054>popular for a bittiny leaders was "popular for a bit"
>>67218764I get you anon, I'm not the guy who called him boring, in fact, I called him too perfect because he allows too much versatility in the deck building process. Although now that I wrote that, I realize my deckbuilding process of build test optimize rebuild would make me try to break Golos ASAP and not enjoy the janky builds he offers. In my experience, I can only build jank when the commander is janky as hell, and Golos feels way too strong for that.I think he's just not for me but I understand the appeal for someone else
>>67219058The difference being four people can sit down with their normal EDH decks and go "Hey, lets play 2HG", but can't go "Hey, let's play tiny leaders."
>>67218732Ral's gayness is super tokenized and shitty, there's 0 references to it on cards (because WoTC want that China money) and it was only brought up in that TERRIBLE WAR novel. It reeks of queerbait (just like Chandra and Nissa) and people eat that shit up without truly making WoTC accountable for trying to be progressive but not really being progressive. The whole black woman consultor to build Kaya's character and backstory was really dumb, considering she doesn't have a character.
>>67219106>there's 0 references to it on cardsLike reality then, you can't know if someone is gay by their everyday actions
>>672190842hg is only good if you want a 6 or 8 player game.
>>67219113That means that the way it's constantly brought up now is forced as hell. It's just the J.K Rowling garbage again.
>>67219113No, but if you want to make it a character trait for him, you could've at least referenced it with some flavor text, considering his whole shtick in the novel is that he's searching for his boyfriend like crazy, so WAR is not an "everyday action" story at all. It really feels like an afterthought to bait queer mtg players into yas queening for Ral. It's so fucking undeserved, imo.
>>67219106>Ral's gayness is super tokenized and shitty, there's 0 references to it on cardsIt's pretty hard to make the connection unless you're actively trying, but Ral and Tomik each carry a piece of each other's clothing in their art work.
>>67219113>implying gays don't constantly want to announce to the world that they're fag and often make it clear in how they dress and actThe vast majority of gays in my age range (20-30) do this, don't pretend like they don't.
>nobody is brewigg your commander in the way you have>Your way is busted and would result in card spikes if you discussed it>Could manipulate the market a little and get some money>Would have to deal with others playing my secret tech and not-so-popular commanderHard times.
>>67219139Exactly, Rowling wrote non inclusive children's/young adult books and that's fine and understandable in the era that she wrote them. Her retconning of her own works reeks of some sort of embarrassing progressive guilt, and I say this as very progressive person.
>>67219113That's 100% bullshit. You can tell immediately with the vast majority of them.
>>67219146Oh right, I forgot about that. But man, it still feels so small and forgettable that it feels they're trying to declare themselves as "allies" of the LGBT collective while not compromising their product one bit, which by the way, is standard procedure when it comes to companies trying to queerbait.
>>67219153She's kept the nasty little (((goblin))) bankers though, interestingly enough.
>>67219168They're focused on making every strong character a black woman now. Give it time. Civilization can only be destroyed so fast.
>>67219168Well that's the thing with gays and the left in general. Nothing is ever good enough for them.
>>67219178What? Vivien is a trashy, poorly built, mary sueish, uninteresting character anon, which strong new characters are black women?
>>67219179Ah right that's why they call everyone they don't like nazis, because they themselves are anti-zionists. Makes perfect sense.
>>67219150>would result in card spikesI doubt it anon. Just keep your jank on the downlow so you can surprise people with cool shit. I love playing my Kess deck and seeing people's reactions as I play immortal coil into donate into bojuka bog. Using popular commanders in jank ways is kino
>>67218955>you still follow all the stepsIf by that, you mean you declare that you're casting the spell, declare that you're paying the kicker cost, do the math for total cost and then pay said total cost to keep it on the stack long enough to be counterspelled, then yes
>>67219184Aren't the right and the left pretty similar when it comes to this? Both strive for their particular versions of utopia and are never content with the state of the world.
>>67219188Kaya gets like 5 cards featuring her per set, aminatou, etc etc. Mostly they focus on the subtypes of black and woman. Like this horribly written mary sue.
>>67219168Tell me about it anon. I've been expecting this garbage to collapse for years and it's depressing how resilient it seems to be.
>>67219194Antisemitism and anti-zionism are different things, I shouldn't have to explain this to you.
>>67219212Wings don't really exist. Most people want a better world. But the world that people want is very different from person to person and group to group. There is no one unified set of ideals for "the right". I'd say the left is far more uniform since just about everything they like stems from marxism.>>67219219Please do try. It will be funny.
>>67219212Difference is that since the media is so controlled by the left, the left actually has the power to censor everyone they don't agree with. If the right had its way then you'd just see the same shit happen most likely but the left is out of control because universities, tech companies, media, social media etc are all bullwarks of onions philosophy.
>>67219215Isn't this the standard ridiculous MTG flavor text we've always had? You're this angry that the lady in the picture is slightly darker? Wasn't Kaya important in the last 2 sets considering she was part of Bolas' poorly written conspiracy? You're clutching at straws here anon.
>>67219194Not like nazi means anything more than bully/person-I-don't-agree-with at this point. It has literally nothing to do with jews any more, just like fascism. Orwell already said that in the 50s I think.
>>67219235>Isn't this the standard ridiculous MTG flavor text we've always had?No, it's been getting really fucking awful for the last decade or so. They keep hiring stupid kids and literal trannies who think marvel quips are funny.>You're clutching at straws here anon.Your burden of proof is too high then. Typically happens when you don't want your worldview changed.
>>67217415She likes that I have hobby and she's tried to get into it, and that's enough for me really.
>>67219247That's all its ever meant. Nazi is the same sort of propaganda demonization as Jap.
>>67219225I kind of agree that wing based political identities are mass simplifications. As far as my understanding goes, antizionism is against the creation of the Jewish state and what it implies at a geopolitical level against Palestine and other arab nations who were fucked big time by the UK and it's colonialist bullshit. Antisemitism is just hating jews, no matter where they are.
>>67219234The left has its way only because the right considers censorship immoral.
>>67218744This is a huge fucking “duh”. I definitely called it when he was spoiled.5c blink + every good land you have
>>67219263So how do you hate zionism without hating jews? Literally any criticism of them or of israel no matter how small is considered antisemitism.
>>67217415Got her into it myself, she likes it a lot and wants to play more. Also very proud of her since I got her into it using classic old decks such as turbostasis and necropotence, and most of my edh decks have some stax in them, and she actually sees those strategies as interesting and fun to play against. Good feeling that she's not a whiny pissbaby.
>>67219251So the issue is with the shitty writing, which I agree with and has nothing to do with them being transexual and everything to do with being bad writers.I actually really enjoy having my worldview challenged, so sorry if I came across as uninviting.
>>67219266The left used to as well. Free speech is clasically a leftist (or at least liberal/libertarian) ideology, at the core of what it even means to be left wing. But leftists these days don't give a shit about free speech, it's all about forcing the "correct" worldview.
>>67219273By having the knowledge that a religion can be harmless (aka Judaism) but when you take into the account the atrocities commited by the Israeli state you can think they are pieces of shit. It's like how you can think Iran is a shithole without hating all muslims.
>>67219282>So the issue is with the shitty writing, which I agree with and has nothing to do with them being transexual and everything to do with being bad writers.It takes a special kind of stupid to be a tranny. Terrible writing that attempts to mimic marvel humor is just another symptom of that stupidity.>I actually really enjoy having my worldview challenged, so sorry if I came across as uninviting.Likewise, i just don't have a ton of different examples of black representation on cards handy. There is a bunch of it though. But like i said, they're focusing mostly on blacks and on women. This twitter post is also a bit of evidence.
>>67219196>Using popular commanders in jank ways is kinoGood to know I might get some respect for ~my~ Edgar deck
>>67219292They wanted free speech back in the day so that they could spread marxism. Now that they've spread it free speech is nothing but a threat to their ideological control.>>67219297I agree with you but you'll still be called an antisemite no matter how minor your criticism of anything related to jews is. That's how collectivist races work. I wish whites could regain that trait.
>>67219168How many romantic relationships are really displayed in the card game in general though? You have a few "pairing" cards like Anax & Cymede, Kynaios & Tira, and Pia & Kia who are presented as couples, but I otherwise can't really remember romantic interest being showcased through the cards, like Jace & Vraska, Jace & Liliana, Chandra & Gideon, Chandra & Nissa, Vorinclex & Elesh Norn, or whatever else you have. Maybe I just don't notice because I hardly read flavor text since it's mostly all garbage now.>>67219149how do you know they're the vast majority though
Is putting Force of Will in a commander deck against the spirit of EDH?
>>67219343>how do you know they're the vast majority thoughEveryone has a different burden of proof to believe things. What convinces one person will not convince another.
>>67219194Projection is rampant these days. Any guy who tells you "we need to teach men not to rape"? Stay far the fuck away from him.
>>67219292The interesting thing is that liberalism in its actual form (neoliberalism) is considered to be more of a center-right ideology than a left wing one. That's why America's branding of politics is so confusing to me.>>67219302Man, I'm gonna have to disagree big time on the stupid-transexual correlation, seems a bit bigoted for my taste.When it comes to the representation part, why do you feel it's so harmful? Actual question here, not trying to be passive-aggressive.>>67219324So we both agree that being called an antisemite for not agreeing with the Israeli state is dumb as shit. Why would you want that for the white race too?>>67219343I think MTG has been very devoid of romantic relationships throughout its history save for some very small exceptions. That's why the pats in the back that they're giving themselves over the Ral coming out event is so stupid, it's just void representation for the sake of calling themselves allies without changing shit.
>>67219361Only if sheldon thinks its unfair.
>>67219361Not if it's to bolster the power level of your jank to acceptable levels.
>>67219343The vast majority that I've interacted with (which is a lot because I'm a uni student).>>67219302MaRo even said on his blog when asked why WotC doesn't have equal representation that inequality is the solution to previous inequality, using garbage examples such as "if jimmy has $20 a month to spend on magic and timmy only has $10, and this goes on for a while, then jimmy's decks will be much better. If you then start giving Timmy 20 as well their decks will still not be equal due to all the previous money Jimmy had, so you need to inhibit Jimmy's allowance as well."Wish Sheldon would transfer his cancer to MaRo desu.
>>67219216As long as it keeps making money and queer people eat that shit up, it will not die, capitalism is ever adapting baby.
>>67219361Hurts Timmy's feelings, banned.
>>67219382I feel equality vs equity is one of the biggest political conflicts between the left and the right.
>>67219361Not really anon, it's card disadvantage. The only reason people would whine is because it's expensive. If it costed a dollar it would be a goddamn staple.
>>67219394It is. It all comes down to how the left and the right have different moral values.
>>67219382I'm pretty sure that the RC is going to try and push intersectionality into the rules and that will be the breaking point.
>>67219373Can you define how it's center right? Also yeah, America's branding of politics is strange. In most languages liberal = libertarian but in the US it just means leftist.As for representation, it's like what this anon said >>67219382 , current WotC brass believes that previously underrepresented demographics need to "catch up" with whites, even though honestly mtg's black representation has historically been good. Put that next to wotc slathering sets with minorities even if it biologically doesn't make sense (like the recent ariel shit with disney) and now not ever printing ladies with more than a b-cup to not hurt anyone's feelings (which is hypocritical since they pretend to care about representation so much).It's all just one big mess of mental olympics and hypocrisy.
>>67219445>current WotC brass believes that previously underrepresented demographics need to "catch up" with whitesThe doublethink of the soft bigotry of low expectations among the left has always amazed me.
God i wish the japanese made MTG and not seattleites.
>>67219409I think the biology argument is easily taken down when you consider we've curbed most biological instincts to create a functional society where we don't kill each other at the slightest disagreement. I think the suicide rate has risen as whole though, nonwithstanding transexuality or gender reassignment procedures. Saying that kids being told that being transexual is fine is the same as lobotomizing them is deciduous at best and offensive at worst.I think we can agree to disagree on the whole white statement because I don't think we'll get anything constructive out of going down that path.>>67219445As far as my understanding goes, one of neoliberalism's big ideas is that the free market nature of capitalism is one of the best representations of freedom in the history o0f human civilization and should be protected at all costs. The modern left is very anticapitalist by definition.
>>67219497Man I wrote I think three times in a row, what fucking idiot.
>>67219510The point is that that's the case in the US, everywhere else Liberal and Conservative mean way different things.
>>67219382>The vast majority that I've interacted with (which is a lot because I'm a uni student).And all those people you interact with generally tell you their sexual orientation? Like how do you know how many faggots in your school are in the closet or just not being outward about it?That aside, I kind of get the flamboyant faggots. I'm not into denegrating myself that way (although I'm sure they don't see it like that), but if heterosexuality is the expectation then it's probably nice to be able to signal to other fags that you're approachable.
>>67219422How would they even go about doing that? It would have to be really subtle in order to not get stomped out by some Hasbro exec.>>67219445>(like the recent ariel shit with disney)Oh great, their getting rid of another redhead. I could have gone months without knowing this...
>>67219521>>67219510The terms don't mean a fucking thing. Liberals are only liberal towards things they like, conservatives only try to conserve high GDP at the cost of everything else. What fucking benefit to people do either of those things have? They're empty words.
>>67219510Only liberal in the US is literally a term used for anyone with any leftist viewpoint, even when the discussion has nothing to do with the government. How the term is overwhelmingly used is far more important than the original definition.Furthermore the point was that that's not how almost any other country uses the term.
>>67219536>How would they even go about doing that?White people start at 30 life and draw 6 cards.>It would have to be really subtle in order to not get stomped out by some Hasbro exec.Does hasbro even know EDH exists? Also hasbro makes MLP, they're 100% down with intersectionality.
>>67219531I know the sexuality of most people I know at uni, even those I know passingly, because people these days seem to think that it's their most defining characteristic and a good substitute for a personality. I tend to find that my guess of someone's sexuality is right most of the time.
>>67219536Wish there was more ginger respresentation desu, but equality is bad so can't have that.
>>67219586I think he meant deleterious.
>>67219533>No, we still have heavily armed police forces and a labyrinthine judicial system for that. But how does that make it so a man can claim he's a woman and then go on to curbstomp other women in sports?The sports issue is super complicated anon, I do agree on that. But I don't see how transexual people (outside of the sports realm) are problematic unless you seem them as a transgression on moral values, which I obviously don't think they are.>It's not 40-60% as it is with trannies.Man, that fucking sucks. Imo it has to be so goddamn hard to have gender dysphoria, with all that it implies, even socially.>You do realize that the lobotomy was considered a safe and recommended medical practice for quite a while? Was ostracizing that medical practice also offensive?But you're using lobotomy as a current comparison, which means you know well enough how atrocious that shit was. You were literally left braindead. How is that comparable to cutting off your dick or getting your tits removed?
>>67216917this, god damn
>>67219586Oh damn I thought that meant something completely different. To be honest I'm trying to practice my writing in English so sorry if I fuck up a bit.
>>67219603Looking at tranny npc's at universities and on social media they might as well be braindead. But in all seriousness, about the suicide rate, one side says it's because they regret transitioning and then off themselves, and the other says it's due to bullying. It being due to dysphoria makes little sense, isn't the transition supposed to solve that?Either way don't expect to ever find out which of these is true, because any research on wrongthink statistics is generally not allowed in the first world anymore.
>>67218587I already opened three of them, two in foil, just from the prerelease I have three black decksSchemes intensify
>>67219603>The sports issue is super complicated anonIf everyone was actually open-minded (including transpeople), we could just say that sports take into account your biological sex and not your social genderBut today society is far from actually open-minded
>>67219603>The sports issue is super complicated anon, I do agree on that.No it's not super complicated. Men and women are physically different to the point that there is no competition between them. men will dominate in all cases. Allowing men to compete with women just means women will never win. How the fuck is that fair?>But I don't see how transexual people (outside of the sports realm) are problematicIt sterilizes children and immensely increases their odds of suicide with or without the horrible body mutilation surgery. How can anyone see that as acceptable?>Man, that fucking sucks. Imo it has to be so goddamn hard to have gender dysphoria, with all that it implies, even socially.yes it does suck. We have other treatments. Schizophrenia meds work wonders on all forms of BODY dysmorphia. It's not "gender" dysmorphia just because the part of your body you want to lop off is your genitals. >How is that comparable to cutting off your dick or getting your tits removed?You would become physically ill if you saw some of the horror stories of people who've gotten those surgeries. Even aside from there's the aforementioned points of how it sterilizes children and drives them to suicide. At least the poor lobotomy victims didn't realize what had been done to them some of the time.
>>67219640Transition is supposed to mitigate dysphoria, but as far as I know it doesn't necessarily eliminates it.The research part is interesting because I believe both sides could be (and probably are) morally influenced to throw light on some particular results that can be used as "proof".
>>67219640>isn't the transition supposed to solve that?We don't have a magic wand capable of getting anywhere close to a real transition. At best you get a gaping wound that has to be dilated constantly to keep it from closing. It's gruesome.
>>67219640>It being due to dysphoria makes little sense, isn't the transition supposed to solve that?Supposed to, yeahBut the thing is that transpeople think it will solve all their problems, when it can'tTheir new dick/vagina isn't fully functional and most of the time doesn't look the same as a real oneThen there is still the problem of the other parts of their body, that can't be changedThe dysphoria can't fully disappear because science can't make them look like they wish they looked like, it won't be perfect
>>67219670>Transition is supposed to mitigate dysphoria, but as far as I know it doesn't necessarily eliminates it.because it can't when all we're capable of doing is giving a person a giant axe wound that they stick dildos into and pretend the pain feels good while insisting to the world that they're perfectly sane.
>REEEEEEEEEE This card is to strong and needs to be banned!>You're not running Triumph are you?>It's the green Cyclonic Rift!When exactly did whining about this card become a thing? Last I remember, I was surprised people weren't running it, and bought a fuckload when they were like a dollar?Now it needs to be banned?
>>67219558>hasbro makes MLP, they're 100% down with intersectionalityDid my little pony start getting intersectional? LIke, is there an episode where pinky pie tells everyone she's genderfluid? The show is made for little girls, I doubt they've had so much as a homoromantic subplot in an episode, it's all shitty fannon. Hasbro likes money. If someone says "we'll meet a bigger market if we just shit out the toxic white males", they might fall for it, but their accountant probably won't.
Does Jeskai have mass land animation? I just want to swing with my lands without green, and Noyan Dar is too slow
>>67219685it's just a boring card, no need to ban. Overrun is less brainlet
>>67219670>>67219673>>67219679That still makes it hard to believe that dysmorphia is the primary cause of the suicides. Feels like that idea is pulled straight out of someone's ass.
>>67219688>Did my little pony start getting intersectional?They've been adding more gay ponies. had a wedding i think.
Go to /pol/ or /lgbt/ you spastics
>>67219688>The show is made for little girls, I doubt they've had so much as a homoromantic subplot in an episode, it's all shitty fannon.They do now, Aunt Holiday and Auntie Lofty
>>67219656>>67219651I actually agree on the whole biological or birth sex being the one where you compete in sport related activities.>It sterilizes children and immensely increases their odds of suicide with or without the horrible body mutilation surgery. How can anyone see that as acceptable?This is a slippery slope imo. Why are you obligated to have children when you could adopt? Why aren't depressed people under the same scrutiny than trans people, considering depressed people are a) more common b) very unproductive for society. In my opinion it's about empathy, being able to empathise with the hardships of the people around you and not think how they are hurting you/challenging your worldview.>You would become physically ill if you saw some of the horror stories of people who've gotten those surgeries. Even aside from there's the aforementioned points of how it sterilizes children and drives them to suicide. At least the poor lobotomy victims didn't realize what had been done to them some of the time.I have to admit I laughed at the last joke.Godspeed anon, even if we don't agree on most things.
>>67219713Yes it isThey have an idea of their perfect self and do everything they can to become itWhen they realize it's impossible, they take a hard hit
>>67219713>"i don't feel right in my body">spend thousands of dollars on surgery, now have horrible axe wound that oozes pus and hurts just sitting around all the time>will never be what i want to be, body is ruined and in constant pain, what other options do i haveCome on. Even in the absence of bullying surely you realize the hell they've condemned themselves to and how death seems like their only salvation from the mistakes they were pushed into.
>>67219742You believe in consent laws, right? They exist because kids cannot make proper choices before a certain age, right?Do you think they know what they're doing when they consent to being permanently sterilized or worse? Ask yourself, do they know? Is that moral?>I have to admit I laughed at the last joke. Godspeed anon, even if we don't agree on most things.I really have nothing but sympathy for these people and it breaks my fucking heart that this is how so many have decided to solve the problem. The jokes are a defense mechanism at this point.
>>67219510I'm so sorry, /edhg/, I just meant to make an innocent shipping comment about Ajani and Garruk. I didn't mean for my flaming gayness to burn the whole thread down. I'M SORRY! I'll just go back to playing my Naya beefcakes and 5-color Minotaurs and ground myself to just lurking until I've learned my lesson.
>>67219700Lattice + March or Enchanted Evening + OpalescenceHonestly I think you're mostly out of luck, only thing I could find was Siege of Towers (+ Radiate?)
>>67219651>we could just say that sports take into account your biological sexOnly works one way.MtF: Stronger than average female, go fight the menFtM: You're full of testosterone, you're basicly like a woman on steroids, go fight the menThere's no winning move, you'd need to make a tranny division, but they're less than 1%, so you just get 2 people who win by default for lack of competitors the vast majority of the time.
>>67219795Fuck, I even accidentally replied to someone.
>>67219781The kids argument, based on consent, really resonates with me. I'll have to think about it, thanks anon.And I can see that you care, on your own way. Thanks for that too.
>>67219746>>67219744I mean I absolutely believe that regretting the surgery after they realize they fucked up the one body they'll ever get beyond recognition and it's nothing but a shitty imitation of what they want, sure.But I doubt it's just "well I had the surgery but this damn dysmorphia just completely removes my will to live, better off myself".
>>67219823>But I doubt it's just "well I had the surgery but this damn dysmorphia just completely removes my will to live, better off myself".It is thoughSuicide is rarely a logical decision
>>67218246That's bullshit, it's completely legit for everyone to want some validation from the opposite sex, esp. if you're in a long-term monogamous relationship where your partner finds you hot and desirable regardless of how you groom or feel about yourself, which makes their validation feel fake.
>>67219823It's the damn dysphoria and the immense pain coming from the huge axe wound where their dick and balls used to be. Shit, i'd want to off myself if you simply castrated me.
>look at me in closet gay>random bullshit about politics>random bullshit about tranniesLet's set the record straight, you can talk about this shit in the autosaging thread. Otherwise, TALK ABOUT MAGIC.Here's a magic card, how does it make you feel?
>>67219887Takes more than 5 seconds to resolve, banned.
>>67219841But see, that's the thing, often times I see these days that people try to paint gender dysphoria as the worst tragedy imaginable, and the worst shit you can ever feel and I just don't buy it.My family and I have lived through so many tragedies it's not even funny, and most people through the course of their life will do so as well. Everybody has regrets and pain they will never get rid of, yet it doesn't ever cause a 40-60% suicide rate. I just don't buy it. It's not even nearly that high among people who suffer depression, and while I recognize that dysphoria and depression probably go hand in hand, that still wouldn't get such a sky high rate. I believe that dysphoria contributes, but it cannot just be the dysphoria that causes it. Some other factors have to be present, such as post surgery regret.
>>67219823>But I doubt it's just "well I had the surgery but this damn dysmorphia just completely removes my will to live, better off myself"I would imagine that, for many, the DYSPHORIA is still there. They still feel uncomfortable in their body, it's just now there's nothing more they can do, nothing they can look forward to that will finally remove this sliver in their mind. No fix, no cure, no relief. Just a lifetime of THIS!
>>67219895>>67219896Stop. Talk about it on whatever board and thread isnt this one.
>>67219887I also wish Wizards wasn't mired so heavily in politics and trannies. What can we do to change that? Oh right, nothing. It's only going to get worse.Find a new hobby if you don't want to hear about it. You'll get maybe a few years before it spreads to that new hobby.
>>67219866This absolutely. Many partners will compliment you no matter what you do or look like, having a stranger flirt with you is nice especially in a long term monogamous relationship, even if you don't want to take the flirting anywhere.
>>67219813Is there no end to your buffoonery.
>>67219896Yeah that's fair. Like I said I'd imagine the dysphoria to contribute to the rate in a major way.
>>67219907Nope, you're the problem. This thread had been fine for months. Make your own thread it has nothing to do with edh.>>67219912Stop. Move to your own thread.
>>67219895Surely you recognize that some people are pussies and have much lower tolerances for strife in their lives? Are you really saying that being bullied for being trans is somehow worse than having a chronically infected wound that hurts constantly, especially while peeing, and knowing that you can never have sex again for the rest of your life without intense pain?Fucking hell, i'd rather be bullied. At least that builds character.
>>67219925You don't get to control everything, sheldon.
>>67219926>>67219923Stop. Talk about edh or move to your own thread. This is a magic card, how does it make you feel?
>>67219926I mean I don't think it's worse at all, that's why I don't buy the bullying argument either.
>>67219939If that card was on the board i'd choose to not untap you.
>>67219947Suicide is inherently illogical. Being hopped up on hormones probably doesn't help.But suicide is less illogical when you don't have any hope of a better tomorrow.
>>67219939It makes me feel depressed for how a neoliberal stasis has overtaken the west and it seems like progress is being actively halted in favor of satisfying a small group of babies. How does that make YOU feel?
>>67219939Homosexual arousal. What card?
>>67219926>Fucking hell, i'd rather be bullied. At least that builds character.
>>67219939>This is a magic card, how does it make you feel?It gives me a strong urge to talk about gender dysphoria and politics.
>>67219988That's static orb. Enjoy it before it gets funbanned.
Is there a way to use Painter's Servant in a worthy, yet not degenerate way?
>>67220015Put it in the spokes of your bicycle, maybe.
Oh no. It's too late. These people have all been /pol/iticized. They may look fine now, but it's a matter of time before they turn into /pol/acks. This entire thread must be purged.
>>67220026>you're a thought criminal
>>67220015>Is there a way to use Painter's Servant>in a not degenerate way?No. If you are getting a use out of that card's ability, you're doing it to absolutely wreck everybody or it's not worth playing.The thing is a degenerate combo piece, plain and simple.
>>67220026>>67220031How does this magic card make you feel?
>>67219922Apparently not. The only comments that were me were >>67218407 , >>67219795 , and >>67219813 ; the rest, I have no idea what happened because I went to bed after my first comment. Just so much outrage in here and like a bunch said not enough MTG. I'm sorry I ruined the thread, I don't know what happened.>>67220056It makes me even-more-excited about Doubling Season being unbanned. It makes me feel dumb for forgetting about it and that I own at least one copy of it. It makes me want to build a new tokens deck. What would be a good commander for said deck? Verdeloth?
Does any one have the Ghalta storm pic and decklist?
>>67220083Tbh it was a decent and civil discussion. Better than what you'd find on /pol/. Also you're a degenerate.
>>67219510>Liberals are LIBERAL because they advocate for a liberal use of government, and conservatives are conservative because they wish for a conservative form of government
>>67220083>Just so much outrage in hereYou didn't read most of it, did you? Most of it was fairly civil debate. Political =/= /pol/
Thank you based dickface anon. You're the hero we need, not the hero we deserve.
>>67220083>It makes me want to build a new tokens deck. What would be a good commander for said deck? Verdeloth?Ghave if you want to be a little pleb shit.Hapatra or Emmara if you are into janky combo shit.But, if you want to be an absolute madlad token chad, the real answer is Ulasht
>>67220083Okay, so on the Doubling Season/Phyrexian Processor combo making me want to try a token deck, I'm looking at options for a Commander on Gatherer and I think I want to make Riku of Two Reflections the Commander, he seems pretty fun for doubling stuff and tokens as a theme and I've never used him for some reason.>>67220198Ulasht would definitely be in the 99 if I use Riku as the Commander. I thought of Ghave, and maybe I'll just build both since Fungi/Saprolings were pretty much my first love in the game. Thankfully I have two Doubling Seasons, so I don't have to swap it between them when playing. Thanks for the tips!
>>67220083>It makes me even-more-excited about Doubling Season being unbanned.Wait what, when was Doubling Season banned?
>>67220253https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Printings.aspx?multiverseid=446163I don't remember exactly when or why or how, but someone answered my prayers on that one. I think I'm going to pair Mirror Gallery with Riku in this. Oh boy, it's all coming together already!
>>67217415we play together. he bought me my first commander card
Guys help me, I just finished my night shift, I've been up for well over 24 hours, I can't go to sleep, and all I can think of doing is doing stupid shit like Reflected arts of my commanders. I don't know if I can hold much longer
>>67220287Do one for maraxxus, chandler or kami of the crescent moon
>>67216870>>67217045>suggestions for krenko >the commander that can literally win with random do nothing goblins
>>67220305Homelands arts online are really small
>>67220368>Me on the right
>>67217203She's a 4 mana creature for the Deathmantle + Ashnods Altar combo I guess.
>>67220368Redllder is best.
>>67220368>the one on the leftHad me chuckling, thanks anon
>>67217440>tfw presently play none of them Have played 5 of them, however.
Can Riku double an Isochron Scepter copy? I want to be as-degenerate as possible with my doubling and copying of things.>>67220275That is so cute! What card was it?
>>67217415She doesn't really like it. She tries to play sometimes, and does actually enjoy it from times to times, but it's an activity that's waaaaaaay down on her list of things she'd like to do.
>>67217440man I just might build Kynalos and Tiro to make people really uncomfortable with all the gay ass hugs
>>67220434>Can Riku double an Isochron Scepter copyYes.
>>67220462fine by me, but you also have to accept the fact that I will only refer to your commander as GAY KANGZ
>>67218587Bought a play set for $12. One is going straight into Yurikofuck you I have a blast playing it
>>67220462It always looks like the white one is petting the black one in the art to me.
>>67220514That's literally what's happening anon.
>>67220514>It always looks like the white one is petting the black one in the art to me.Congratulations anon, you have eyes.
>>67220525Yeah but more in a pet way than a lover way.
>>67220541nah dude they gay
>>67219713>Feels likeFeelings based arguments are commonly used by complete retards.
>>67220602Stop. It's done anon, let it stay dead.
>>67220464Spectacular, thank-you! Another question: If my lands are creatures because of a permanent static effect, can Riku clone them when they enter the battlefield?
>>67220652Flat static land-to-creature effect like Ambush Commander?also yes.Anything else, like Embodiment of Fury?No.
>>67216826This and the thran were some of my favorite books when I was in high school
>>67217415She hates it but thinks it's cute nerd shit. Sometimes she roasts me for spending way too much but I literally build 1 commander deck a year, play pauper and only pay to go to prerelease
>>67221053>Sometimes she roasts me for spending way too much but I literally build 1 commander deck a year, play pauper and only pay to go to prereleaseThat could literally be anywhere from a couple hundred bucks to several thousand.
>>67217415He also plays. A bit less into the lore than I am, but that's fine.
>>67221174This. My commander deck is worth about 2k, and a prerelease every set is about $120 a year.
>>67219796The first two kill the lands, I don't want thatThe latter though...that's interesting. I like it.
>>67217941>Mox Diamonds are $250I got my FTV foil at about $89 what the fuck happened?
>>67221407>The first two kill the landsThat's why you put out an anthem effect that only affects your side of the board.
>>67217598>Consistent Card Draw>Red>People are letting him consistently Ultimate his Planeswalkers. Zada's Cantrip chains are the best card draw in red. The only relevant key words are trample, haste, and double strike. First strike doesn't matter when your goblins are larger than the defenders. It sounds like you play in a durdle Meta. Just throw in OG Krenko, Goblin Matron, Goblin Recruiter and make it a goblin tribal deck with some Zada shenanigans. Flameshadow Counjuring is kinda shit in your deck too since you aren't Running ETB Tokens.
Autosage threads are the comfiest. Any suggestions for the next edition?
>>67221978I'm hearing "Ferrets edition"
>>67221987I like this idea.
>>67220896>given sen triplets as a romantic giftPresumably you have an incredibly fucked up relationship.
>>67221987Second. You have my blessing.
So for choosing cards from outside the game, do those cards have to share a color with the commander's color identity?
>>67222084>do those cards have to share a color with the commander's color identity?no you can just grab whatever you want. even if the card is banned.
>>67216799Do you have one true angel waifu?
>>67222019>fucked upnah manhe was just really interested to see how i would build it. i think it was a nice gift, and a challenging first commander. i appreciate that he values my craftiness and is excited to see me be creative.
made a new thread cause i'm gay>>67222216>>67222216>>67222216
>>67217265Hipster Jhoira? Eh, would still bang.
>>67222084Wishes don't function in edh without homerules, so you're gonna have to ask your playgroup.
>>67217203Should I play Deathpact Angel over Seraph of the Scales? I'm running Teysa in the deck plus a few other with afterlife, but afterlife is like an afterthought in the deck, since it's mostly lifelinking vampires and extort.I think I should find a spot for Ministrant of Obligation, but it does nothing except make two creatures...(Also, why are Orzhov angels so much sexier then Boros angels?)
>>67217593Come on dude.
>>67217817Your Commander is boring, the tribe is boring, the deck will most likely play the same in the majority of your games, it will probably cost you a fair sum of money to fully optimize, Aeons Torn is still banned...
>>67218273You chose a tasteful one at least, but yes. It's a slippery slope, one that only ends with you plummeting into the depths of Anthraxa. Be aware of that and avoid such a fate.
>>67218552I mean, he's basically a Legendary Solemn Simulacrum. Certifiably /edhg/'s guy.
>>67219685>Now it needs to be banned?No, the Rat Colony needs it to guarantee victory sometimes.
>>67219887I've never personally experienced it, but I can understand the salt it draws.
>>67220056Trostani can exploit the fuck out of it.
>>67221978Chandler was my first legendary.
>>67220335I just wanna min/max bro, I dont feel spikey enough
>>67217415I play regulary with my wife and go to most 2hg prereleases with her as my teammate