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>Last Thread
>>67195480
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Jumpers! You are about to go on a chain of your own and you have 24 hours to prepare. What do you do to get ready?
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You got a war face?
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>>67207782
If anyone does know of any more jumps that allow you to change your "true form" for stuff like truesight and whatnot, that'd be cool.
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>>67207814
Spend money on guns, ammo and gasoline
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>>67207814
Grab supplies like food, water, and other stuff you'd take on a trip. Look up as much information as I can about certain settings in case I get dropped there without a choice. Maybe grab a survival guide or something?

>>67207817
Sure do. And it works pretty well, for the most part.
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>>67207817
Yes. Non-Euclidean Geometry from 8-Bit Theatre allows me to drive people insane if they look at my war face.
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>>67207814
Put that old copy of the kindle book store on my phone, since Jumpchain lets you keep your phone.

Maybe also get a higher capacity SD card and shove all my anime on it, and download as much manga as I can in the time limit
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>>67207817
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>>67207814
That depends, what other information have I been given about this Chain?
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>>67207817
Lately its just me wearing plate armor, a bandana over my eyes like a daredevil want to be, and a cloak that turns into a pair of red/gold wings. I generally use a greatsword to fight.
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>>67207814
Stock up on ammo, food, and water. Download as much music, movies, manga, novels, and porn as I can.
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>>67207814
Assuming you get access to your warehouse from get go and you can take whatever you can carry, here's what I do. I pack everything I've purchased into either a tough box that I use for storage at the house or a backpack. Make sure all electronic equipment is packed away safely for possible long-term storage. Everything that I see as more of a daily use item gets put into the backpack. Weapons are loaded and a basic load is kept on person, the rest goes into the tough box.

After that, call the family and just talk for a bit. Wait JC to pick me up so we can start this.

Download:
>wikipedia
>TVTropes
>media for major IPs

Purchase:
>first aid kits and additional supplies
>food, water, ammunition, hygiene supplies
>external HDs and flash drives for copies of all downloaded media
>additional tablets
>camping equipment
>inclement weather gear
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>>67206967
Cool.

Alright, I've read the perk and the tournament rules a few times and I don't understand it.
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>>67208085
You stage a tournament, with the world as a prize. Win the tournament and you get the world, which you can then fuse with all the other world's you have.

Lose the tournament, and you don't get the world
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How many languages do you even know by this point, /jc/? Do you ever use them to your advantage?
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>>67207814
Do I have the warehouse to stock up on supplies? If so I start buying lots of supplies including some useful how to/survival books.
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>>67207814
Call my cellphone provider and ask for roaming charges.
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Friendly reminder that Pokemon domesticated humanity, not the other way around.

>worship the rarest and most powerful as gods and offer them temples and such
>they can be stronger, faster, tougher, and even smarter than humanity, and a select few are superior to humans in EVERY way
>humans still feed and pamper them, structure their entire society around them, and create new species of them accidentally or intentionally
>the rite of passage of all human cultures ensures that every human is paired with at least one Pokemon at some point in their lives
>many species can outright mind-control or brainwash humans in some way
>even modern military technology could do nothing against them if they actually bothered to rebel
>also, God Himself is one of them
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>>67208203
Yes and yes.
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>>67208203
Around 7 to 8 thousand languages? I have the Tamaranean ability to pick up languages with a kiss, and learning perks to refine that... so I learn quickly.

Mostly use them to, y'know, talk to people. But I occasionally translate for other people if I can be bothered, and some can serve as effective code for secret messages.
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>>67208269
That'd be a lot more convincing if there wasn't multiple cases of Pokemon's humans tricking and enslaving legendaries, including Arceus itself.
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>>67208203
You'd be surprised how handy knowing languages nobody speaks is. Basic protection against mind reading, makes coded letters much easier to write and so on.
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>>67208203
Sometimes it is funny to pretend you don't know a language and then spring on them that you do know right as they're in the middle of treating you like an idiot. Now imagine being able to do this to animals, angels, and aliens.
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>>67208275
>I have the Tamaranean ability to pick up languages with a kiss
I abuse the shit out of that. That perk and some acting perks to make it seem like you don't speak the language when you show up to modern day earth as an ancient, near forgotten god, is classic.
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>>67208291
We all know what happens to those people, though. These outliers are often brought down by other humans, usually children! The system enforces itself.
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>>67208330
Not by Children, by a prophesied chosen one.

Dude's not even a child, he just doesn't age.
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>>67208269
>>67208291
Also aren't humans actually Pokemon themselves?
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>>67208269
These things get dumber every year. Except trump weasel. Hes cool.
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>>67208353
Hes not the only one either, theres a mother daughter team who has been in a lot of movies backgrounds and just never age. Some humans are just immortal, like shinies for the human species.
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>>67208362
They share a common ancestor. The equivalent of, say, the genus Homo right up until we get Anatomically Modern Humans were Pokemon, but AMH's are only kind-of Pokemon. It's weird.
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>>67208203
Enough, so that it would be fundamentally impossible to spy on my group without having twenty different polylingual translators on hand. And that’s before you get into the fictional languages, and even that doesn’t account for the various conlangs that we made up solely for our own use
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>>67207814
Spend a bit of time with friends and family. Spend time looking through various wikis, spend the last hour jerking off so by the time I have to make the first build my dick is not making me do something stupid. Spend a bit of time hyping myself up for quite possibly having to turn into the worst version of myself to survive.
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>>67208374
You take that shit back!
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>>67208406
>King AZ and other Ultimate Weapon victims are injected Shinies
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>>67208269
Dude, Pokemon humans are pretty kick ass too. They're all supernaturally durable and physically stronger than normal humans, and some of then have neat shit like magic or psychic powers strong enough to warp reality
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>>67208461
You just want to fuck a bird.
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>>67208481
I can neither confirm nor deny on account of go fuck yourself
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>>67208472
It makes sense to me anon.
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>>67208513
There's no way that little girl isn't just a pokemon using illusions to pretend to be a little girl
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>>67207814
Start DLing as many wikis as I can to a flash drive to figure out later, get a nice outfit on, and let some friends know so they won't be freaking out when the gates of hell explode open and a massive devil offers to give them untold power.
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>>67208269
Counterpoint:
Humans and Pokemon are canonically friends.
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>>67208533
Wikipedia is around 15GB compressed and 60'ish uncompressed. For the amount of information it possesses its fairly small and easy to transport.

>>67208644
"friends" that engage in intra and interspecies eugenics for fun and profit.
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>>67208644
This. There's no point making edgy interpretations of what is, ultimately, a game for kids about cute fantasy animals.
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>>67208644
You're friends with your dog, right? It's just in this case the dog is ultimately the one "in charge."
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Jump when?
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>>67208703
When it's done
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>>67208687
Yeah your edgy headcanon doesnt hold up when you see all the yorture and shit pokemon go through with some of the more evil teams or the experimentation or how humans literally sell pokemon in stores.
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>>67208718
Can we see a wip?
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>>67208721
>edgy
It's just the "cats domesticated people" thing but applied to Pokemon, and that's not really edgy at all.
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>>67208703
I hope that kid is ready for a stepdad.
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>>67208739
No I mean when the LN is done
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>>67208703
stfu blade, making a jump for something that just started and that there is next to no material for is fucking retarded
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>>67208529
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>>67208783
This desu. It's almost as bad as Clover's RWBY jump.
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So planning on making a mythal and tieing it to my maku tree as the guardian and one of the people in charge of keeping it going. So far I have the following plans for effects within the mythal, do you think I should add anything?:

Increased rate of learning
Sleeping for any amount of tine confers rest as if it was a full nights sleep
People within it heal at a greatly increased rate
Nobody who means harm to the school can enter it
Food supplies never run out and are always warm/cold as they should be and are always fresh
Cause people who would die while on the grounds to be teleported to the infirmary at 1 hp/barely alive while on campus grounds

Maku tree can at will:
Turn the mythal into a sheild
Ban mind control
Ban evil
Ban instant death spells
Ban teleportation spells
Enforce a zone of truth
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>>67208935
Make it so people inside dont get sick or age.
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>>67208951
I mean I kind of want the students to grow up, maybe I can just make the faculty not age.
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>>67208935
>Ban mind control
>Ban evil
the lack of self awareness here is great
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>>67208983
Make everyone stop aging in their mid twenties.
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>>67208983
Have it allow positive change and growth, but not senescence. So people will still mature, but not wither from old age.
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>>67209003
1 evil is an alignment here
And 2 I dont use mind control
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>>67209003
Did you know that if you kidnap someone, the police will come and forcibly take you away from your home and confine you to a jail cell? Bunch of hypocrites if you ask me.
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>>67209016
>>67209011
That could work. Just dont want a hoard of ash ketchums or a hoard of horny foreverteens.
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>>67209023
Sure you don’t Tera
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>>67209023
Uh huh. Forcing people to do good isn't mind control at all. Yep. Super dooper free will you've got running there.
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>>67209071
How do you know he's mind-controlling people? Maybe "ban evil" means that he's just banning evil people from the premises.
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>>67209071
Anon its not an always on thing. You can have "at will" effects which is why it is a toggle that bans evil aligned creatures and people. Its not always on its just something the tree can turn on in certain areas (like inside the buildings or around its self) to make an area that gives them a shithuge list of debuffs for entering a zone where they are banned. Its protection.
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>>67209103
That is literally the idea except it has a toggle switch.
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Hachinan tte, Sore wa Nai Deshou! jump when?
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>>67209023
And the D&D Evil alignment is basically just being selfish. Sure, there's a lot of nutjobs with an evil alignment there, but a SHITTON of perfectly reasonable people would have an neutral or lawful evil alignment.
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>>67209164
Nah, they'd have neutral. You need to be unusually willing to hurt people in your selfishness in order to qualify as evil.
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>>67209164
Good for them, I can be reasonably sure that anyone coming to kill a bunch of kids wont be good aligned though so the option to apply debuffs to anyone evil aligned is a pretty good thing here I figure. Its a little more security.
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>>67209206
No a lawful good paladin can literally murder an entire orphanage as long as the king says it's ok.
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>>67207814
Assuming that I get to pick things like a regular chain is supposed to? Not really much. Probably be excited about it all day.
Supplies would be irrelevant on for my choice of first jumps, and I can just swing by any generic pretty early on to just get any information on the settings that I want. Like going to Generic Videogame Developer in 2020.
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>>67209237
I am pretty sure thats not true.
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>>67209237
No they can't. Lawful good is that which is lawful and good, not the belief that all that is lawful is good.
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>>67208983
Maturation and aging are not the same. They both happen as you get older, but they're completely different processes. Anti-aging shouldn't prevent people from growing up unless it also prevents healing.
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>>67209237
Only if the orphans have evil alignments.
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>>67209237
If that's what you think lawful good means, I'm beyond curious what lawful evil looks like in your head.
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>>67209237
>t. peak zoomer logic
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>>67209319
That is an interesting thought however if your body doesnt age at a certain point it is basically going to be stagnating in one set area, physical maturity does have an effect on mental maturity too. Also its magic man a lot of common sense stuff goes out the window but I get what you are saying. Captcha is being a bitch tonight.
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>>67209359
King says not to kill them and you hire someone else to do it for you.
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>>67209423
If anything, that's just neutral evil. If you're not doing it for the law, you're just doing it for yourself, even if you find some roundabout loophole to do it without getting in trouble.
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>>67208127
Neat. Thanks for simplifying it for me.
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>>67209545
You don't necessarily have to do it for the law, just in a lawful way (doing it for yourself is the Evil part). If someone else is legally allowed to kill orphans, and you hire them to do that, then that's an entirely Lawful thing.
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>>67209700
Nope. Lawful is not "complies with the laws of men", it's "complies wit higher principles or ideals". Trying to weasel around your principles with loopholes makes you neutral, if you were really lawful evil your loyalty to your king would stay your hand.
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>>67209745
DnD alignments aren't applied consistently and don't mean anything. Plenty of non-Lawful people believe in higher principles or ideals, including Chaotic anarchists.
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>>67209745
Complying with the laws of men instead of obeying whatever a man, royal as he may be, orders you to do CAN be your principle though.
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>alignment
https://youtu.be/vXVbC5dyG3o
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>>67208798
Yeah, those seem appropriate. The little girl's pigtails would be the Zorua's ears
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>>67209153
I would kind of like a release that witch jump myself.
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Question, do you guys figure Gridfire from the Culture jump actually counts as fire for magical purposes?

I wanna shoot it into my Eternal Flame to power it up further. Mostly because it gets more shiny with more energy.
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>>67209793
Yes, but then you still wouldn't be looking for loopholes, because it's a higher principle and so you obey the spirit and not the letter. You're neutral evil dude, just accept it.
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>>67209840
No more than any extremely energetic event does. At some level everything turns into heat, it's up to you to decide how much that counts as fire.
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Does the God Father perk from Supergod boost your intelligence with every purchase, or do subsequent purchases just give you more experience/knowledge/creativity?
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What are some bad habits and/or vices you've picked up?
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>>67209984
Drinking and smoking. Between stacking ways to avoid cancers and organ damage and a dose of prestidigitation to clean off the tobacco residue there's not a lot of incentive to stop.
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>>67209984
Waifu addiction.
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>>67209868
I’m not sure if it even allows multiple purchases, but if it does I’d assume it gives you knowledge and experience in another field of study but doesn’t provide another intelligence boost.
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>>67209868
The latter
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>>67209984
I just start slowing down my perception of time when people bore me. Means I sometimes miss important things in the midst of whatever they were blathering on about.

Also, jumper has basically no sleeping schedule. I got a combination of perks that make it easy for me to sleep anytime (and however long) I want to and perks that eliminate the need for sleep. Which means I might be awake for a couple days, then nap for 2 hours, go another week without sleep, then hibernate for a month...

And lastly, I've stopped bothering to dodge most anything. And my self-preservation has taken a sharp nosedive. It's gotten to the point that companions don't allow me to walk the streets alone, because I /will/ walk into traffic without a care (whatever hits me is going to break long before I feel anything anyway).
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>>67209984
Ive gotten to the point where I just kind of walk around without a care and let my luck perks take the wheel.
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>>67210170
For D.Y.N. Freaks, can I use Fragmentation to put the powers into a person directly?
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>>67210271
By giving them a fragment, yeah.
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>>67210312
That gives me fun ideas. Can I change what form the Faceless Killer takes after I buy it, like from an eyepatch to a mask?
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Threadly reminder that when visiting Pathfinder to not trust Sarenrae or her followers. She's "good" in name only.
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>>67210344
But wait. I'm Evil aligned.

...Should I then "trust" her (in so far as we trust other evil beings) or not?
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>>67210312
If I have a psychic power uncapping perk would that let me eventually grow the 800 level of Psionics to the 1200 level Or are they fundamentally different things ?
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>>67210344
Threadly reminder that Asmodeus is by far the least incompetent, stupid god and the least evil of the Evil gods too.
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Just finished the first draft of the My Immortal jump. I've been slowly working on for the past month or so, and I regret every minute of it.
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>>67210344
>t. Kalim Onaku
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>>67210397
>and I regret every minute of it.
As you should. You have made a horrible, horrible thing, anon. I love it.
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>>67210367
No. She and her followers don't get that they're actually evil. Look at how they operate and they're textbook "good religion that became corrupted and is now light but evil" trope. The difference is that Paizo won't admit this and just keep dinduing Sarenrae and her religion.

>>67210388
Honestly, were I to consider giving credit to the good pantheon of Golarion I'd consider saying that the good pantheon secretly cheers for Asmodeus and wants him in control. They're all so retarded its painful.
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>>67210344
Explain further? The wiki page makes her sound like a generic mcnicegirl

>>67210454
>They’re all so retarded
To be fair from what I’ve read from the wiki one of them literally turned into a god by accident, while drunk.
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>>67210425
I'm honestly surprised that the Sarenraetes haven't lead a crusade against that place.
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>>67210397
There is no God, only Enoby
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>>67210397
You absolute madman, are you a masochist? Either way thank you for the jump.
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>>67210397
>I'm Good At Too Many Things
Flat top 10% at anything is too good, both in general and in the fact that it replicates most of the effects of two other capstones in this jump.
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Anyone know of a way I can make my blood literally gold and shine really bright? Im kinda trying to work on my gods of egypt look.
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>>67210565
Thanks, I'll nerf that for the next draft. Is a vague "better than average" more balanced?
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>>67210397
You’re in too deep now boyo, when you inevitably make that 30Hs jump be sure to include a c o n t i n u i t y d r a w b a c k

>>67210651
Not him but I approve
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>>67210651
Yeah that sounds better.
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>>67210565
Anon top 10% doesn't mean what you think it means, it's good but it doesn't match up to any of the capstones.
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>>67210512
Her religion is unironic ALUH AHKBAR with a thin veneer of forgiveness. They've staged coups, started wars, and been kicked out of entire countries. See: >>67210425. How many good aligned fantasy deities do you know whose followers and religions get declared persona non grata in otherwise non evlulz nations? They don't respect the law, they start shit based on their own interpretation of what is right, and for as much noise as they make about doing good collectively they've torn up more shit than other evil aligned churches and religions have.

Not even going to get into the weirdness of the SJW side of things, and the above doesn't cover all of it but that's it in broad strokes. Honestly, for as much as people shit on the FR pantheons, and they do so with reason, Golarion is significantly worse.
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>>67210397
>There is a Rick & Morty jump and now the DeLorean is in a fucking fanfic jump, but no Back to the Future jump

God has abandoned us.
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>>67210397
>Be a Ravenclaw
>Get the entire dorm all to yourself
Nice.
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>>67210739
Be the change you want to see in the world.
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>>67210739
There are plenty of great properties that just don't have jumps, anon. There are plenty of IPs that people have been asking about for years where noone has stepped up and made the jump.
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>>67210711
>How many good aligned fantasy deities do you know whose followers and religions get declared persona non grata in otherwise non evlulz nations?
Literally all the ones in Pathfinder because Rahoudom is a crazy fedora country that banned all religion.
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>>67210666
Of course Satan is giving advice on this jump.
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>>67210769
How have they avoided being smited this long?
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>>67210739
>Anti-fate "The Future Hasn't Been Written Yet" perk
>Sports Almanac item that updates in future jumps
>Jaws 1 through 19
Could be fun.
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What's a good Darth name? I'm having trouble thinking of one that wouldn't get me laughed when I need to introduce myself to others.

Darth Septimus is all that comes to mind.
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>>67208783
>>67208859
The funny thing is, he just might. He's already done one thing by that author after all.
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>>67210769
Rahadoum is the rational response to all of the gods being evil, insane, stupid, or jackasses.
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>>67210769
In defense of Rahoudom Sarenae did start shit with two other gods and the war between the three religions fucked up the countryside and the cities.
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>>67210337
No, not until you fully gain it's power and then it's really just cosmetic shapeshifting.

>>67210374
Anon, this is really something you shouldn't need to ask me.
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>>67210820
Darth Insanius, Darth Cos Dashit & Darth Icky, according to the master himself
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>>67210820
Darth'ness Dementia Raven Way
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>>67210769
There's a funny backstory to that, too! Basically it's Sarenrae's fault. Four Evil Halflings In A Trenchcoat and Wizards: No Sense Of Right Or Wrong were the main gods there before her followers arrived, and everything was fine. Then she showed up and suddenly the crusades and counter-crusades got SO bad that some dude named Kalim Onaku said "screw it, no more gods for anyone" and EVERYONE WENT WITH IT.
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>>67210820
Darth Blarth: Mall Sith.
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>>67210820
Darth Insanius
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>>67210344
Shelyn > Sarenrae by a wide, wide margin.
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>>67210820
Darth Nox.
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>>67210842
Hi Val, was hoping if you could help explain something to me about Re Zero. So I get that Satella is supposed to be a multicontinental threat that ate all the witches one time and even the resident OP sword hero needed backup to take on one time, but is that because of her innate power rather than her Authority? Mainly I was wondering why the 500 CP version of Lust is priced equally to Gluttony, and if I was being too unimaginative about what “transform yourself and stuff you’re holding” could do and how quickly you could do it.
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>>67210820
Darth Icky. This name comes straight from George Lucas' mouth too, so it's canon approved!
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>>67210873
Shelyn and Erastil are the only two good gods that I think could be trusted. Even then, Shelyn's followers are a bit autistic.
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>>67210820
Darth Acheron, Darth Judicar, Darth Paxis, and Darth Taral, AKA the names suggested for Jacen Solo as a Sith Lord that lost out to Darth Caedus.
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>>67210789
Ironically, the ban on religion (note, everyone knows the Gods exist, they're just persona non grata) makes it a really good neutral ground for Celestials and Fiends to talk shop, since they both go in knowing they have no mortal supporters to spring traps with or anything. Port Godless is a strange place. Also, they ARE being smote very slowly. See, they banned even divine magic that ISN'T directly from gods, so there's no Druids to help crops or hold back the Giant Eternal Growing Hurricane they're sitting next to. Also they're reliant on chattel slavery to grow stuff because again no gods. Arcane magic is kosher there, but even then they're not the best at it because they even reject, you know, the God of Arcane Magic.

And somehow, to them, all of this is just a worthy price to pay to avoid religious wars. Those Oath Wars had to be REALLY bad to make something like that happen.
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>>67210842
>gain it's power
Wait, so you can absorb the item’s power? I don’t think I’ve ever seen this before.
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>>67210905
Nope, Erastil once turned one of his own priests into a murderous bear for daring to ask other gods for help after Erastil's power wasn't enough to civilize the wilderness.
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>>67210937
Huh, that kinda makes sense. Although it sounds like realistically they should be falling apart if the plot gets to progress in the next edition.
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>>67209984
Just putting whatever catches Jumper's fancy into the warehouse. It's a post apocalypse, nobody's going to miss it, right? It's all organized, and jumper doesn't pick up kitschy shit, but there's a lot of it, and he's gotten into the habit of grabbing a dozen of anything he likes the look of.
It's just full of antiques, clothes, jewelry, music, art, vehicles, bolts of fabric, so many bags and briefcases, books, toilet paper, power tools, spices, tea, salt, bedding, survival gear, guns... It's like one of those reality TV shows about hoarders. Yes, Warehouse-tan, I DO need two kayaks. One for getting across bodies of water, and the other as a backup. Good shoes? He'll take every pair of that style in the shop that's the right size. Nice bedframe? He already has three, but THIS one has built-in shelves. Nice motorcycle? Fuck it, might as well add it to the collection. Cars are a pain, and that van was a real hassle, but bikes are easy, so he might as well keep the best half-dozen he comes across.
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>>67210937
>Arcane magic is kosher there, but even then they're not the best at it because they even reject, you know, the God of Arcane Magic.
That shouldn't be the case. Nephy doesn't give a shit about worshipers, he just wants magic practiced.
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>>67210905
Shelyn's followers are a bit funny but harmless desu, I can't think of any time they've actually gone and caused trouble instead of just been fantasy hippies.
Also the story of Shelyn and Zon-Kuthon is miles better than anything Sarenrae has.
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>>67210958
Seriously? Well, scratch him off the list then.
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>>67210889
Satella's just really powerful, though she likely has crazy authority stuff too.

Lust is priced highly because of the breadth of things you can do, whereas Gluttony does one thing for the most part. Lust can turn you into any number of creatures in a moment, heal from almost anything, grant powers linked to your biology so long as it's not more power than you yourself have. If you have no spellcasting ability, you could still turn yourself into a dragon that can cast magic, so long as you have the raw magical energy.

It also works on other beings too, so you can buff others to big extents permanently with a touch, turning a tiny group of twenty loyal mercenaries into twenty huge, powerful demons or dragons. Or cripple or kill enemies with a touch, turning them into little frogs or taking away their heads instantly. Healing, buffing yourself and others, amazing combat lethality, all sorts of transformations for yourself, gaining new magical abilities linked to the forms you take on and so on. It's lacking the amazing sure kill of Gluttony, since Lust is linked to your own magical power, but it can do a shitload more things.

>>67210938
That's what the description at the start of the Fragment section refers to when it talks about you unlocking it's power.
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>>67210820
Darth Infernus
Make your lightsaber leaky so it sets shit on fire around you.
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>>67210397
>>Fuckslayer – 600
>>>MFW when I am legitimately a 30HS fan

https://youtu.be/XTm-TlvHrcQ


Can I please Import a guitar for this?
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>>67210820
Darth Festation, Darth Fection, Darth Vidius, Darth Cision, Darth Fernal, Darth Jurious, Darth Jector,
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>>67211023
>That's what the description at the start of the Fragment section refers to when it talks about you unlocking it's power.
No, I’m asking about the 100 CP god item.
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>>67210987
The iconic Arcanist's backstory gave me the impression that there's just a bunch of magic stuff you can't learn unless you ask him directly.
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>gets a Blue Feather in Harvest Moon
>imports it as a Roc's Feather in an Oracle of Ages (or Seasons when it comes out)
>upgrades that to Roc's Cape in same or linked Jump
>imports it as Sailcloth Scarf in Golden Era (Skyward Sword Manga)
>also takes Ur Hero as Link
>tmw Jumper realizes they were proposed to by Hylia
>history bent so that Zora have a different unique custom, since most tribes follow the tradition of the Hero of Hero's union atop the Pillar of Heavens

Jumpers, have you unintentionally started up new customs in another civilization or culture?
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>>67211066
Oh, my mistake. It's been a while since I read the jump, so for some reason I thought you were talking about the Nya fragment. No, the item doesn't change shape once you buy it and you don't absorb it.
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>>67210662
>>67211047
I do intend to make a 30 Hs jump eventually. Perhaps after I finish up on Durarara!!

And sure, I'll include a guitar import option in the final version.
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>>67211082
Nah. He's not one for interacting with people or answering prayers. He's more a god of self sufficiency.
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>>67210651
That kinda swings to far in the opposite direction. The perk as is is fine. Top 10% doesn't put you even close to the 3 best wizards in the history of ever.
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>>67211110
All right then. Have a DYN build.
>God – Infinite Color (700)
I’m going to be Mugen, she’s cool.
>Age: 22
>Lovingly Crafted (Free)
>Fragmentation (200)
>Transition (300)
>Faceless Killer (Free)
>Lookout Room (150)
>Hazardous Location (+200)
>The New God (+200)
Plenty of fights and other troubles to deal with, but the power of Yog-Sothoth should help with that. Also 50 CP left over, but I’ll think of something.

As I see it, D.Y.N. Freaks is a jump best done at either the end of a chain, or at the start of one, so this is my attempt at a build for the start of a chain.
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>>67209984
Taking stuff without paying for it or even considering that it might make people angry if I just grab it without asking.

Throwing money at a problem till it goes away without ever actually figuring out any details of what's going on.

Spying on people.

Suddenly appearing in a setting by parking my massive city ship above the local capital and declaring myself the new god emperor who's here to save everyone.

Not eating or sleeping for extended periods of time.

Eating nothing but junk food.

Collecting dangerous viruses and superweapons.

Acting like a horny teenager with access to shapeshifting waifus and wish fulfillment supertech for days or weeks at a time.
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>>67211110
>. I'm literally retarded, so for some reason I thought you were talking about the Nya fragment.
FTFY.
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>>67209984
Jumper is a genie junkie.
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>>67210820
Darth Noxxus
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>>67211170
Neato. Mugen's definitely cool.

>>67211185
Cmon man, I've got 80 jumps to take care of, I forget things in the ones I don't use often.
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>>67210820
Darth Mammarius
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>>67209984
At some point I started just summoning new unopened drinks from my warehouse whenever I want a drink and had put my old drink down.

Even when my old drink is less than a foot away from me
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>>67211093
>upgrades that to Roc's Cape in same or linked Jump
Thats going to be seasons, as the cape doesn't exist in ages.

So you just made the whole 'zelda gives link the sailcloth scarf' thing into her proposing to you?

Neat. Also, nice way to accidentally get a companion.
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>>67211178
Go away bancho.
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>>67211178
Is this picture supposed to get more disturbing the longer I look at it?
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>>67209984
Lying. Out of malice, not out of need. It just amuses me to trick people in ways that cause themselves to humiliate themselves or die.
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>>67211023
Huh, thanks for the info. Kek I was gonna ask how that relates to lust but even before your answer I realised there were obvious answers.

Also, about KonoSuba: How would a Fallen God(dess) of stuff like Luck or Fortune or Fate differ in raw power and breadth of application to the Miracle Man and Maximum Wellness capstones? Trying to figure out how and what they do differently, because I realised I was kinda underestimated KonoSuba gods when I noticed Regina’s priestess has what is basically the Mark of Cain except while it doesn’t literally return all harm sevenfold it can even instantly retaliate against things like being startled into dropping a hot drink on yourself
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>>67211258
Nope. Try again.
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>>67211023
>big extents
Shit like this is why people consider your fluff soulless.
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>>67211219
Also, consider this.
>Fragmentation
>If you wish, you may make the Fragment slowly corrupt the user as they use more and more of its power, to the point that they eventually become either a beast or a mental and cosmetic copy of yourself
>mental and cosmetic copy of yourself
Now I can make more Mugen’s!
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>>67211273
Yes.
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>>67211311
Don't be rude her fluff is the biggest, most extended, conceptual fluff.
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>>67209984
Having sex in public.
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>>67211093
Many times. For example, speaking of the Legend of Zelda, Jumper once had a student who would go on to be the first king of a nation that would encompass our world's France, Spain, and Portugal. Part of that student's training was that he would have to pass the tests of Courage, Wisdom, and Power, proving he possessed all three, and in equal measure. What started off as a joke on Jumper's part ended up becoming sacred to the kingdom, with all of the following monarch's having to prove themselves worthy in the same way. In other words, each and every monarch would have been worthy candidates for the entire Triforce.

Another tradition had to do with yet another student of mine, this time in the art of magic. During my time teaching them, I had them create a focus for their magic, which in this case happened to be a shepherd's staff due to their background. When they asked me why I had them build a focus, I explained to them that it was part of the learning process. So, naturally, when they started taking students of their own, eventually starting a whole order of mages, they taught that creating a focus for their magic was an important part of learning. Really, I had meant that they needed to create a focus because their control over their magic wasn't the best, and needed help with it, but I couldn't complain.
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>>67211307
Really? Your pretty much copying his modus operandi to the T.
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>>67211412
t. OAA
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>>67211433
Nope try again.
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>>67210397
>Literally just an infinite supply of steak
Is this the greatest item of all time?
Survey says, “yes”
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>>67211379
So just out of curiosity, how many time did the second/third son inherit because the actual heir failed the various tests one time too many?
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>>67211452
Maybe if you're a little baby who can't turn cows into steak with flaming punches.

For REAL jumpers, it's a frivolous waste of CP.
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>>67211293
Fanwank. I've not read up on the latest volume of Konosuba and so I can't give an accurate answer and I'm, very slowly, working on the remake anyway.

>>67211318
Absolutely!

>>67211311
Ahuh.
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>>67210397
>Ma Best Frend+Muggleborn
>Helpless loser who needs to rely on the protection of the local Sue
>Annoyance playing against the fact that you need her to survive
This almost sounds like an interesting premise.
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>>67211518
>I'm, very slowly, working on the remake anyway
Neat.
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>>67211518
Do you mind if I call you Jean?
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>>67211379
>they taught that creating a focus for their magic was an important part of learning
Sounds like it’s ripe for a story about a student who’s good at everything except focus creation and is looked down on because they can’t perform one of the basic tasks of a mage.
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>>67211461
In the beginning, quite a few times, which led to some trouble from jealous siblings. Usually, the previous king was able to smack down the troublemaker until the rightful heir was ready, but there were still two coup attempts and a civil war during the first few centuries. Granted, they all failed, but it was still troublesome. As time went on, however, these drastically decreased, either because the first sons passed the tests or because they were willing to give up the throne, albeit reluctantly for some of them. We still had one that was so sore about it he revived an ancient evil in order to help him take the throne, though, and I had to step in there.
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>>67211557
Go away Scott.
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>>67211518
Oh there’s gon be an update? Noice. Running with them being more like Stand powers you have to actively target, set, prep, prime cast and/or trigger than being constantly available or reflexive innate abilities until proven wrong, then.
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>>67211412
I don't castrate or mindrape people. And I usually only do the god emperor thing if a world is 40k levels of shitty.
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>>67210848
>>67210858
>Darth Insanius
Go away Darth Ruin. I don't want to be your crazy buddy.

>>67210850
Uh, are you okay?

>>67210854
>>67210894
>>67211225
No, no. I said I needed a name that I wouldn't be laughed at for having. You must have misunderstood me.

>>67210876
>Dark Night
>Dark Lord of the Night
Huh, that's not bad.

>>67210935
Hmmm, none of them really click for me. Although maybe Taral if that site is to be believed, with it meaning 'brilliant, shining, splendid'.

>>67211038
>Darth Infernus
>helli/the grave
That does sound interesting.

I'd rather not be known as 'That one Sith who leaks everywhere'. Although I suppose if I could control where it goes it might prove a unique trick.

>>67211051
You just removed the 'In' part of the words? Well I guess if it worked for Vader.

>Festation
>The state of being vaded
Heh.

Darth Vidius sounds like the more interesting of the bunch you gave.

>>67211200
Can't really find the meaning for that.

Thanks for all the help everyone.
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Is there anything like Ever-Shifting from Lunars but for teleportation?

>Ever-Shifting [200, discount Casteless] No known physical or magical force can prevent one of Luna’s Children from shifting shape. If a Steward chooses to wear a different form and it lies within their power, they can take the action to change, even when magic constrains them from taking any action at all. Only some force that prevents them from choosing to change shape, such as mental influence or being unconscious, could stop the shapeshifting of a lunar. This benefit now extends to every form of shapeshifting you posses and even to taking alternate forms, allowing you to always wear whatever shape you wish. No force except your own inability, will force you to stay in one shape or another from this day forth.
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>>67210397
It's perfect.
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THICC eyebrows are best.

/JC/ when was first time you killed another person?
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>>67207814
Besides what everyone else already said about making preparations via downloads, supplies, and whatnot. I'd probably spend time getting my computer and bedding together, talk with my friends for a while and then play with my dog. I'd bring her with, but I'm not her favorite, and it'd be irresponsible if time stopped at home anyway. Probably couldn't get to a setting with dog immortality perks before she croaks, she's almost 15.
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Wingardium leviosa
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>>67211828
Sauce?
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>>67211925
Vinland Saga
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>>67211828
>THICC eyebrows are best.
I'm going to ignore the rest of your post, because it can't possibly be as important as what you just said.
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>>67211954
VINLAND SAGA HAS AN ANIME?!
Obligatory jump when?
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>>67212014
Just came out last week, first 3 episodes are out.
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>>67211828
>/JC/ when was first time you killed another person?
The Platoon Jump, I was expecting a solider trying to take pot shots at me from a few hundred meters away but instead got an angry pole trying to bludgeon me to death after he figured out I was a spy, My only saving grace was that he didn't know I had a hold out weapon

>>67211828
>THICC eyebrows are best.
I can also see the appeal of this so I can agree with what you say.
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So which jumps are banned from discussion or builds again?
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>>67212048
None of them.
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>>67212085
But that's not what you keep telling me.
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>>67212048
De jure, you can't post about things from the QQ drive in detail. Something something blue board. De facto, you can't post about almost any jump made before 2017 without either A) being ignored because everyone forgot it exists, or B) kicking off a screeching match.
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>>67211828
Well that post didn't go where I thought it would.
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>>67212101
>Something something blue board.
It has nothing to do with that.
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>>67212048
Just the ones I don't like.
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>>67211127
Requesting an import option for Wizard's Staff, Sliva Knife, the Goff's car items in case someone buys both of them and Boss Gutter in case someone takes that and Fuckslayer.
>Crookshanks!
Interesting... Can we get a different cat with the power of Evil's Bane with through this?

And on an unrelated note, do any of the Yu-Gi-Oh Jumps offer a Catapult Turtle?
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>>67212048
Might as well if we're voting:

>Dragon Ball GT
>Dragon Ball Super
>DYN Freaks
>Flow
>Left4Dead
>Majikoi
>Medaka Box Abnormal
>Rainbow Six Siege
>Record of a Fallen Vampire
>Saint Seiya Episode G
>World Seed
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>>67212048
Every Warhammer jump.
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>>67210397
>>67212182
Or a cat import?
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>>67211828
October 2004
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>>67212329
You cannot grasp the true form of his wives.
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>>67211954
>Vinland Saga
Also, for reference, that's also the name of my favorite Leaves Eyes album.
How is that? I was surprised when I heard they were doing an anime of that.
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>>67212213
>Valeria jumps
mind not making your ass more obvious next time, OAA? You invalidate your point too easily.
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>>67212475
Only about half of them are Valeria jumps. And OAA doesn't even browse these threads anymore.
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>>67212522
You'd want us to believe that trash wouldn't you?
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>>67212469
Very good so far. Dr. Stone also has an anime airing.

https://youtu.be/nkM1YOzJ26w
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>>67210397
Who hurt you?
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>>67212291
Nah, wrong.
Only the ones made by other jumpmakers. Valeria's Warhammer jumps are the only ones that pass muster
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>>67210850
I laughed at this far longer than I should have.
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>>67210820
Darth Bobby
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>>67207814
Honestly, be hype and theory-craft.
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>>67211828
What would you call eyebrows like pic related
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where can i find good poison immunity
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>>67212213
>Left4Dead
Oh god I was such a cringy shit when I wrote that
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>>67212329
Hell Raven Best Raven
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Hey Valeria, is Dark Empire still on your to do list?
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>>67212048
Small horses
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>>67212636
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>>67212682
Heinen eyebrows.

It was a style of eyebrows for Heinen noblewoman to shave them & place two dots on their forehead. Plus they blackened their teeth.
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>>67212797
>they blackened their teeth.
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What jumps allow you to split, not just create a clone like Naruto, yourself or companions?
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>>67212842
Can't remember if it's Through the Looking Glass or Alice in Wonderland, but one of those does.
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>>67212842
Teen Titans. X-men evolution.
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>>67212329
Most recent one is 6'9" with huge tracts of land muscles, gunmetal-colored hair (pic related), and dark red eyes. I'm not sold on the eyes, but sometimes the unexpected things are what's best. She's a tanned tomboy giant-blooded knight with an ancestral sword, some battered armor, and a burning desire for JUSTICE.
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>>67212823
You’ve heard of the London look.
Now get ready for the Kyoto look
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>>67212700
Please fix it.
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>>67212329
Only been to one jump so far, so I don't have a waifu yet. Being socially awkward and having no seduction perks means poor luck with the fairer sex so far. I thought for sure I'd get a waifu when I saved this one elf girl from some orcs, but the absolute jackass told me: "I-it's not like I'm grateful or anything". So I thought "fuck you too, bitch" and left. The wierdo kept showing up and scaring away any girls I tried to talk to, so eventually I shanghaied her into helping me kill the demon king, or whatever.
I just can't understand her. She made the weirdest face when we sold her +1 dex ring to buy her a new enchanted bow. You'd think she hated that thing given how much she cried when I gave it to her, but no. She decided she loved the stupid thing all of a sudden.
Can any of you anons give me some advice on how to get her to stop scaring away every girl I try to talk to? It's hard enough not to spill my spaghetti without a bitchy elf girl glaring daggers the whole time. I can't even fap cause she always finds out somehow, and when I tried going to a brothel I found out she somehow got me banned from every brothel in the country, the fucking prude.
Please help me. I'm dying here.
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>>67212891
That’s not gunmetal.
That’s light black. Or maybe dark gray
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>>67212927
What do you think "gunmetal" is?
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>>67212913
I'll give it a shot. Should be done within a week or so.
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>>67212823
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teeth_blackening
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>>67212953
Lighter than that
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>>67212954
Got any proof you're the same person?
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>>67212797
>Blackened their teeth
Y tho?
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>>67212990
I've got the original document and pdf saved.
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>>67213064
This is why you always include a hidden tripcode in your anon jump docs.
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>>67212953
Yellow. Seriously, look it up, gunmetal is actually yellow. It's a copper alloy. I have no idea why people use the term for greys.
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>>67212700
>>67212954
Never got a good look at the jump, since I'm not all that familiar with L4D to begin with. What's wrong with it?
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>>67212682
They're called Hikimayu. Anime lied to you, they don't look nice in real life at all.
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>>67213089
Will do next time.
>>67213098
Shitty attempted humor, wonky perks and the infected tree is underdeveloped, as are the drawbacks.
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>>67213090
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>>67213090
The color gunmetal and the actual alloy are two separate things.

Presumably the color got the name gunmetal because that's just the color that a lot of guns have.
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>>67213103
I just checked...Dammit!
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>>67211828
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>>67213098
It's one of the worst jumps ever made.
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>>67213188
Thank you anon, that clears everything up.
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>>67213177
Fret not, young anon. I too was once deceived.
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>>67213103
It probably looks better when they actually look like eyebrows instead of smudge marks on the middle of a forehead. And on a woman that would be attractive without them.
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Is the Solo Leveling jumpmaker here?
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What did you fellas do in Kengan Asura?
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>>67213262
Kinda similar to women now days that love to shave their eyebrows & pencil them in. Looks ugly. Women with natural eyebrows & thick eyebrows are best. Just no unabrow.
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>>6721326
Different anon here I agree, I tried finding a image in real life, but all the woman were ugly even without it
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>>67207814
I grab seven knives, an okay hat, try to fill up a few bottles with water, get a few changes of clothes, and spend a whole lot of time reading through survival guides, printing as necessary. If anything I have around the house is advisable, I'll try to snag that too.
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>>67213289
The announcer girl, the kure girl, and that one gyaru girl from the gym spinoff.
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>>67213333
Ment for >>67213262
Also waste of quads
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>>67213181
Great taste anon
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>>67213289
Just start punching and never stop.
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>>67213319
You could just... trim them, though? You don't have to perfectly follow the traditional methods to emulate/evoke a style. In fact, not doing that is how art evolves.
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>>67213372
Best approach to any fightin jump
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>>67213357
>the kure girl,
Plenty of good girls in that clan
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>>67213289
Is there any build that would let you win the tournament as a first jump?
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>>67207814
1. Download Wikipedia
2. Pack some basics; changes of clothes, mostly, but I'll grab a gallon of water too, maybe some food. Can opener, multi-tool, wallet, flashlight, batteries, phone, laptop, knife, etc.
3. Say hi to friends and family members one last time
4. Play/hangout with doggo
5. Try and sleep; I want to have a clear head when I'm making my first build

If I get a Warehouse, I'll also see if some people from here can't get to me in time to join me as companions. Or if I can just have Jump-chan pick them up on the way out I guess.

>>67209984
Metavore is a hell of a drug. Any chances of a proper diet went out the window when I realized I could eat nothing but steak, pie, and root beer and be perfectly fine.

>>67211828
>thicc eyebrows are best
Yeah, just look at this handsome motherfucker.
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>>67213181
I am eternally salty that that jump offers neither canon companion purchase nor an armor import for kamuis.
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>>67207814
Spend some time finishing jumps I'd like to use (not too much time though, since I don't know if I'll even be using "real" jumps), raid the pantry and basement for supplies, download lots of shit, try to decide on a first jump.
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>>67213442
I am eternally salty that all the student backgrounds end in 50CP, but there are no 50CP purchases in the jump.
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>>67213417
>win the tournament as a first jump?
Get them weird supplements
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>>67213442
>>67213497
Welcome to shitty-awful Eyebrows jumps.
Why do you think we cheered when Blade made that Blazblue jump. We can effectively replace that whore's garbage.
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>>67212689
The Gods Are Bastards, but it's kind of a trap jump if you've actually read the series.
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>>67213233
Waifu?
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>>67213531
Yeah but you still can’t companion best girl.
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>>67207814
Assuming it's the chain I'm currently working on, I just get sturdy clothes, survival stuff like solar chargers, a pair of bolt cutters, some food, and some protective gear. I'd also probably take some of my favorite books. Even if "Introduction to Finite Mathematics" probably won't be much use in a zombie apocalypse.
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>>67213537
>but it's kind of a trap jump
Unfortunate, that. I thought AnonHeart was better than that.
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>>67213553
Rias is actually my favorite character from the show. If I pick up a fox girl it usually tends be Yukikaze from Dog Days or an OC from either Overlord or Senko-san or turning Fate's Nero into a kitsune so we can kon kon kon at Tamamo
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>>67213537
How so?
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>>67213740
>turning Fate's Nero into a kitsune
Could she just use Imperial Privilege to do that once Roma finally gets made?
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>>67213825
Maybe? Rome still isn't out yet, and IP is still banned in the servant supplement. So My Nero doesn't have IP.
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>>67213930
>Using the Servant Supplement for canon Servants
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>>67207814
Real talk, I do not respond well to sudden time limits. I'd probably spend the first hour or two trying to wrap my head around the situation, and the rest of it packing as if I was just going on a road trip, without putting much thought into what would actually be helpful to have in another world, or what I'll be able to easily get once the chain proper starts.

I wouldn't trust myself to go out and buy anything under a time crunch like this, so I'd probably panic and grab whatever's edible in the house. I'd try to pack as many changes of clothes as I can, even though they probably won't even fit me once I go through body mod. I don't own a sleeping bag, so I'll just nab my whole bed if that's allowed, or I'll make do with my covers and pillows if it isn't.

A few hours in, I'll probably start thinking straight and grab whatever tools I can. If I'm especially sensible, I'll pack band-aids and soap to help avoid infections. I'll bring my laptop and other electronics along as an afterthought, under the assumption they won't do me much good in another world.

It probably wouldn't even occur to me to do research before I go. At most, I'd probably download the drive, in case the ability to read through all jump documents before I jump them doesn't come standard in this chain.

Over the course of the day, I'll try to talk as much as I can with my family, but the true emotional weight of never seeing them again probably wouldn't have sunk in yet, so I'll probably find myself later wishing I said more to them.
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>>67213993
It's completely acceptable to ignore limitations like that when they get in the way of fluffy ears.
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>>67213740
I'm actually still stuck between the fox, rias, and serafall. I'm guessing you vote for rias?
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>>67213956
Not all of us enjoy getting yelled at by Valeria, Anon.
I know you might enjoy it, but don't paint us with that brush
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>>67214027
Yeah boi
I am weak to redheads. Especially ones of that particular shade of red. A Serafall is good too, though.
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>>67213181
she says they aren't thick eyebrows in an audio drama
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>>67207814
I spend the 24 hours laughing like a madman
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Reminder that being brave, kind, strong, and a little hot is all you really need to get a harem.

Dedicated harem perks are a waste of CP.
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>>67214128
Anon consider which community you're in.
Very few people here are going to qualify under any of those terms, so harem perks are the only way they can make it work.
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>>67214128
What if your status as those things varies by the day?
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>>67214013
Or I could just import her as a kitsune somewhere. That would work just as well.

>>67214080
I don't actually care about that. And frankly, believe that she also wouldn't care if I houseruled whatever I wanted so long as I wasn't an ass about it or something. I still make an effort to follow the rules, just because the rules are kinda the point. Might as well just play pretend if I'm going to ignore them, even if I disagree with them.
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>>67214186
What are you doing that your hotness has meaningful day to day variations?
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>>67214125
I think I'd probably end up doing the same.
https://youtu.be/X_TRuC8H4WE
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What VtM clan would you most want to be a part of? Which one would you want to join in a second VtM jump since we have one for Bloodlines and Pathfinder is making one for the tabletop?
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>>67214229
He's a shoggoth.
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>>67214187
>believe that she also wouldn't care if I houseruled whatever I wanted so long as I wasn't an ass about it or something
This, she's said many times that she doesn't mind if people house rule whatever they want, she just says what the official way to use the jumps are.
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>>67214235
>Still no jump
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>>67214229
Confidence and hair day status are major determining factors on whether I'm a 4 or a 9.
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>>67210739
>>67210804
What kind of backgrounds would a Back to the Future jump have?
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>>67212329
She has big butt, wide hips, meaty thighs and dobonhonkeros. Mostly a soma unit.
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>>67214275
>Confidence and hair day status are major determining factors on whether I'm a 4 or a 9
>A potential 5 point difference based on fucking hair
What are you, cousin Itt?
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>>67214237
Probably Ventrue, though Malkavian was great in Bloodlines.
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>>67214339
Cousin Itt is always a 9.7/10.
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>>67213812
Basically the gods in setting (which are on a way higher power level than anything offered in-jump) have a casual mind-reading field around the planet, and a have been known to smite people for learning to much about certain things. They don't do it frivolously per say, and the jump notes do mention that none of the info in the jump document will get you smite'd, but there's a good chance they'd consider the risk of you coming back post-spark not worth it. This is made worse by the fact that because the Elder Gods they overthrew were jumper-esque (did a bunch of morally questionable shit out of boredom/selfishness), they are very poorly predisposed to jumper shenanigans like mindraping waifus (one of the gods comes from a race of genetically engineered waifus and is really pissed about it), and thus one of the main tenants of the series is "absolute power corrupts absolutely", so the odds of them being cool with you eventually becoming an all powerful god with no checks or balances on your behavior is very low.

>>67213589
Ehh, he does mention in the jump notes, its just that most of the plot/setting is on one level, and a bunch of convoluted bullshit occasionally peeks its head in to say hello.
Its sad, because the rest of the setting is actually pretty cool, but to go there safely you have to be so strong none of the perks would really matter anymore.
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>>67214339
First of all, how dare you. Cousin It was always in perfect condition. Ladies couldn't even handle him. He was the most dapper member of the Addams family. Second of all, I have nice hair and I like it, and if it's not rocking out on a particular day then I feel bad. When I feel bad that brings everything else down. Fucks with my posture, my expressions, my outlook, not a good look. It's the difference between "I'm an accountant in training" and "I can empathize with Narcissus."
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>>67214444
>one of the gods comes from a race of genetically engineered waifus
Please explain further.
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>>67214444
Couldn't you just get something like Mind Blank? Just avoid the mind reading and you're probably fine.
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>>67214444
Or just pick up a perk to fly below their radar first?
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>>67213956
>he doesn't want to IWAE with his WAGA MAO
Unworthy filth
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>>67208529
Or maybe it's the mother using her psychic powers to make the illusions that her daughter is still alive.
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>>67214517
Go away Woz.
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Could most major wars in Ace Combat be avoided by simply glassing Belka?
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>>67214557
Belka already glassed itself. Except with nukes. It hasn't really stopped much. A better start would be liquidating Grunder Industries and putting its nationalistic elements to the torch.
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>>67214517
Not even. Not with that betrayal.
He doesn't deserve his Demon Lord.
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>>67214517
>tfw no Kamen Rider Build/ZI-O jump
why live
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>>67214557
No. Because it will only focus the Belkan asshurt and cause it to collapse into singularity of improbable super weapons and war crimes

Long live Belka!
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>>67214609
Doing Zi-Oh when the series is finished. An Anon was doing Build but then disappeared. I wasn't that into Build so I'm probably not doing it.
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>>67214647
>wasn't that into Build

Shit taste.
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>>67214128
I disagree. It is possible to have a harem without needing harem perks, but under the conditions you've described it's unlikely that you'll just 'get' one. At best, you'll still need to work for it and hope that your desired harem members are agreeable to the idea; at worst, it'll blow up in your face and you'll end up with no women, and possibly a prison sentence.

Harem perks work because they make things like your Japanese animes. Reality itself is often disappointing.
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I was looking at jumps and now I can't find a perk I saw. It was some kung fu jump and the perk gave you chi mastery so that you could sense all life within 10 miles. Anyone know it?
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>>67214660
Whatever you say, Urobuchi.
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>>67214590
>liquidating Grunder Industries
Definitely a better idea. Come to think of it, why do they still exist after the events of Ace Combat 5?
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>>67214676
Majikoi, and iirc it was 10 kilometers?
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>>67214647
>>67214647
>Doing Zi-Oh when the series is finished.
Nice, looking forward to it.
>An Anon was doing Build but then disappeared.
>I wasn't that into Build so I'm probably not doing it.
Fuck, there goes the only hope
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>>67214647
I request a +0CP drawback to send up to the Build that has >>67214609
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>>67214696
That's Gaim
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>>67214771
>up
us, bah
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>>67214667
>hope that your desired harem members are agreeable to the idea
That’s where OC companions come in.
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>>67214783
No he made Gaim.
But Build's got enough pointless suffering and "oh my god look at how humans are worthless war-waging assholes" that it makes Urobuchi's dick hard.
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>>67214814
>got enough "oh my god look at how humans are worthless war-waging assholes"
The last five episodes with Evolt is too much?
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>>67214843
>last five episodes
Nah that shit permeated the fucking series.
Coupled with Sento literally having to relearn the same fucking lesson four times in a fucking row.

Like NO FUCKING SHIT. SCIENCE CAN BE USED TO WAGE WAR AND MAKE WEAPONS. BUT THAT'S NOT ITS SOLE USE, YOU FUCKING WHINY SHIT.
Just because the Rider System can be used to hurt people doesn't mean that's all you fucking have to use it for.
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>>67214771
You want a Magical Girl Drawback for Kamen Rider?
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>>67214806
If you’re able to design their “personalities” like that then yeah I guess. But then you don’t really need to have any of those qualities that anon listed either. You could be a weak, cowardly, selfish, ugly person and if you made her to love you, your OC waifu would love you, just like you designed her to.
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Does anyone know where this is originally from? I'd like to offer some comments to the maker, but it is pointless to do so someplace he doesn't actually pay attention to.
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>>67214477
It's not super detailed, here's the wiki on Eserion the god of thieves (basically it's implied he's a genetically engineered sex-slave):
>The IO members ruled like tyrants. They kept stables of mortals, bred for beauty, who entertained them in amorous fashion. Some members had tastes so problematic that the Kitsune Akane lamented that death would be a kinder mercy than to reawake some of the survivors. Eserion himself was a slave kept by a member.
>>67214493
In-setting the only people who's minds can't be read by the gods are priests of Elial, who is their nemesis and the queen of hell. The downside is, priests of Elial also have a built in function where they evade detection from the gods mindfuck field unless they're basically directly in front of them (so the gods can't just find them based on who's minds they can't read). Also the priests of Elial are notorious for being very skilled liars and schemers, so if you come in with immunity from mind-reading, they're probably not going to believe that you're not one, and will either smite you or put you on close enough watch you closely enough that if you do anything suspicious (like, say, use any unidentifiable jumper perks/abilities/powers), then they will.

>>67214498
This would probably work a lot better, but would run afoul of the aforementioned priesthood of Elial thing- as long as you're ok with not interacting with the plot or taking/using any powers which would get you noticed by the gods (dragon, dryad, archmage, ect), you should be ok. Don't be a paladin/priest of any gods though, as anytime you invoke their powers its stated that their attention is on you.
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>>67214904
I'm like 67% sure that's from reddit.
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>>67214888
>Just because the Rider System can be used to hurt people doesn't mean that's all you fucking have to use it for.
That's literally what Sento was saying the entire show. The show is him fighting againts people who only thinks it's a weapon. And while the anti-war message does get played out. Sento literally never whines about people saying the Rider system cannot be used as something else but a weapon.
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>>67214889
Of course.
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>>67214925
Wouldn't they know you aren't a priest of Elial by the fact they can notice your immunity to mind reading?
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>>67214949
That would be nice, yes.
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>>67214904
>TRUE DILETTANTE (600cp, Discount
Mastermind) - Anybody can know a little
about a lot of things, but sometimes it
pays to know a LOT about something.
Once per jump you can trade your
background discount on one perk for a
discount on another perk of the same
price from another background.

Is this nigger serious?
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>>67214893
Not even design their personalities, actually. Any jump set on modern earth will have billions of people, there must be some that would be fine with being part of a harem.
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>>67214667
With the right combo of perks harem perks will not be needed.
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>>67214925
Get the perk from kumo that spoofs power based attempts to get information from you. That way they just think you're a normal, unremarkable wizard dude, nothing to see here. Or dragon. Or dryad. Or whatever you are.
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>>67214991
Oh, I believe that. The question is how many of those people would be worth having in a harem? And how hard are they to find, I guess.
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>>67214843
>>67214888
Plus, if I'm being honest.
the entire plot basically ran on a cycle of "Protags get a hype victory moment. OH NO, THEIR VICTORY ACTUALLY HAD A COST OR SUFFERING ATTACHED TO IT. Oh and while they're winning they actually just pushed a villain's plan forward because Eboruto r mastermind aliums tactician."

You can't make me feel something when you pull the rug out from under the heroes, if you do that for every single plot arc. You just establish that as the status quo. Literally the only reason Evolt had half his setbacks was because of a miscalculation on his part, like with his Trigger not activating properly. And the final fight between him and Sento was just asspulled.

And that's not getting into the fucking movie which just made 90% of the last few arcs of the series all fucking POINTLESS.

>>67214940
>That's literally what Sento was saying the entire show. The show is him fighting against people who only thinks it's a weapon.
You could've fooled with me with how often he had to have that fucking revelation himself.
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>>67214996
Well, yeah, duh. But that’s not the scenario that anon was describing.
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Supplies, food, say bye to mom, grandmas and cats. Tell friends not to worry, but I won't be at D&D Saturday. Download everything I can!
If I have the warehouse then I would stock up in there, if not then a bugout bag. Call in sick to work. Buy that one book about how to invent everything if stuck in time.
Rule 34 porn to show people when I met them.
Why not take the cats, because two are small and never listen to me and the older cat is lazy and never listens to me.
After all that, I panic as I can't decide on jump 1. Waifu or quick and easy power? Harem or start with one. Then figure out how to get more blue feathers.
>>67207817
>Pic Related War Face
>>67208203
A good enough chi control lets you bypass spoken words and speak to their spirit. So basically all. Plus alot, because Tamaraneans can learn any language through kissing.
>>67209984
being lazy. Why worry and work hard when you have immortality ahead of you. I am very work focused now. I just want to relax, but can't bring myself because there is so much to do. Also touching people. Grew up in a house where only handshakes were allowed and only if necessary. I just want a hug.
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>>67214991
Not really? Most women these days don't know their place. They think, "Oh, so you're fucking multiple people? That means I should be able to fuck multiple people." As if they should have the same privileges in a relationship that you do. Here's the thing, allowing your wife to fuck multiple people is cuckoldry. It's not a harem any more than fucking a bunch of sluts is a harem.
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>>67214971
They don't really know how the immunity works (only Elial does in setting, as she's the one who hands it out), and given the reputation of Elial and her followers (she's the goddess of cunning), the point I was trying to make was that its much more likely they'll suspect you of being one of her schemes somehow. Basically they don't know if the immunity to detection is inherently part of the anti-mind reading package, and so will probably assume that it's not and she only gave you part of it in some rube goldberg plot to fuck them over.

>>67215028
Didn't know about that. In setting they don't actually have powers so much as clarketech, but as long as the wording covers that (or you fanwank it), yeah, that'd probably work.
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>>67215141
It's been ruled that it covers Worm thinker powers, so you're probably in the clear.
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What would be some possible evolution paths for a zombie in the Kumo Des Ga jump?
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>>67212689
Greek Myth
D&D Monks
Kung Fu Hustle lets you build up the poison and use it in attacks.
>>67214676 >>67214736
Found it. It was >>67171163 and Mind of the World from Oasis of Fantasy. Don't know if I want to go to Fate. Even for that good of perk.
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>>67215078
>Eboruto

when did Kamen Rider merge with Naruto
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>>67210397
Any plans for the Harry Potter and the Portrait of What Looked Like a Large Pile of Ash?
https://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html
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>>67215078
>he had to have that fucking revelation himself.
He literally never stops believing this. The moments he loses resolve are when he accidentaly kills someone and when he's betrayed by his mentor and his father. He never believes the Rider System is just a weapon, that is what Katsuragi believes and he's dead for most of the show, and even in the end he accepts Sento's ideals like Rogue and Grease did.
>>67215078
>like with his Trigger not activating properly
Or Sento giving him emotions
Or Vernage cockblocking him by stealing the box and saving the gang's ass multiple times
Or Sento almost managing to kill him by blowing himself up
I get people's problems with Evolt in the sense that he has everything planned out and yet always managed to lose. But he's above most heisei villians by simply being a constant threat most of the show instead of just being in the background and doing jackshit.
>And that's not getting into the fucking movie which just made 90% of the last few arcs of the series all fucking POINTLESS.
Do you mean the V-Cinema? Because I don't understand how the movie makes everything pointless
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>>67215191
Why not? It's got nice waifus, and cool powers.
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>>67215067
>The question is how many of those people would be worth having in a harem?
Well if we say that people that would be fine with being part of a harem are one in one million, that leaves somewhere over seven thousand people. Probably some individuals will be worth having in a harem.
>And how hard are they to find, I guess.
Well you paid CP, so you should cross paths.
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>>67215234
Too early in the chain. I am going for a scaling chain and Fate is mid tier at least. Unless I just take no interest in the plot, as I know next to nothing about it. Who are good companions from there?
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>>67215246
>Well you paid CP, so you should cross paths.
So you're basically buying Canon Companion: Anyone Who'd Be Cool With Harems?

Honestly, this just seems like a dumb roundabout when someone who wants a harem should just buy a harem perk like an honest red-blooded Jumper so they can fill it with their waifus instead of randos.
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>>67215338
Oh absolutely, but what was being talked about was how to put together a harem without a harem perk.
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You didn't see the New World movie? Didn't see Killbus, Evolt's older brother?
Didn't see Evolt get revived from the pieces of his DNA clinging to Banjo, and now evil-cobra-alien is wandering around space again with the implicit threat that he will be back to finish what he started?


>I get people's problems with Evolt in the sense that he has everything planned out and yet always managed to lose.
>But he's above most heisei villians by simply being a constant threat most of the show instead of just being in the background and doing jackshit.
Don't get me wrong, I liked Evolt. He was a charming villain who just stuck around way too long.
But the plot failed to make me feel anything whenever he won, because that was the status quo established at the point he went from being Blood Stark / coffee-man to being cobra-alien. And those few times he did lose were just fucking asspulls that only made the bad writing stick out.

>Vernage
fucking stupid-ass irrelevant-for-most-of-the-plot space plot coupon
Pardon my French. It just really felt like Vernage only existed to keep them from being 100% boned in those few instances. Yeah, cool, we learned how Misora was able to turn Gas into Bottles. We only learned that after Misora's purpose for turning the bottles was finished for the most part.

And speaking of bad plots, fuck everything with Banjo post-Evolt revelation.
Only good thing he contributed was this reaction pic.
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>>67214939
It was something Nerx posted there.
And then the original google doc link got made private. So it was just reposted there from somewhere else I think. But I don't know where or where the maker usually hangs out.
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What did you do in Jade Empire?
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>>67215464
I didn't jump it because SixStrings fucking sucks as a jumpmaker.
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>>67215464
We have a jump for that?
...
What is that?
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>>67215482
Wuxia martial arts meets Knights of the Old Republic.
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>>67215464
>>67213372
To this day.
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>>67215457
>You didn't see the New World movie?
Yeah that's the V-Cinema. Speaking of Grease's movie comes out in a few weeks and I think there were talks about a third one to close it off if this one sold well.
>who just stuck around way too long.
Yeah. As much as I like the villains of the two shows Ohmori has produced (Masamune and Evolt) both did overstay their welcome in the last episodes
>Vernage
I forgive Vernage doing jackshit because both her and Sento's mom had to leave the show because one got sick and couldn't speak and the other one got throat cancer. So it would be as pointless as complaing about OOO's rewrites after the tsunami happened.
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>>67215482
>We have a jump for that?
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Do characters from all-female casts know how babies are made?
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>>67215391
I guess. It seems like far too much effort to me; you'd be better off getting one waifu and fucking her multiple times then putting in all that effort into tracking down the diamonds in the rough who have a good personality, good looks, and are okay with being in a harem on top of that. To say nothing of how harem perks usually have built in features that keep it from imploding.
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>>67215652
If you fuck a shapeshifter, it can feel like you have a whole harem. Corollary: Make sure she's not a fujo.
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>>67215277
>Too early in the chain.
Ah. That's a problem, yeah. I would recommend Shingan from Samurai Deeper Kyo, but that only goes up to football field in size, and it's definitely at least FSN levels of power. Naruto's chakra sensing also suffers from the same problem of too strong setting.
Have you considered a custom power? Like having it be your RWBY semblance or JoJo stand?

>Who are good companions from there?
Well, due to the gatcha game going after those otaku neetbux, all usually good (with some exceptions being bad or terrible) depending on your preferences. I'm particularly fond of Okita, Nobunaga, scathach, Medisa, serenity, nero, mashu and artoria, myself. As for the men, cu is bro tier, sane herk is said to be great, Diarmuid is a loyal knight, kintoki is pretty awesome, Iskander is also bro tier and Karna is the bro tier that has ascended beyond bro tier, Bro tier 2!
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>>67215670
Fuck off, OAA.
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So, would Animal Mimicry (Spider) + Peek + Auto-Pilot basically turn me into Spider-Man with Spidey-Sense, or would those last two turn into something completely different from what I'm thinking?
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>>67215742
Just fucking go to one of the Spider-Man jumps, dude.
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>>67215671
>Have you considered a custom power?
I suppose PS 238 has a non combat meta power and could be a "sense all life power"
>Samurai Deeper Kyo
I do not know this setting.
Fate people are famous people from history, right? How is Meda and Medusa?
>>67215670
>Make sure she's not a fujo
What is a fujo?
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>>67215652
>It seems like far too much effort to me
Agreed, if I put together a harem, I use perks as well.
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>>67215753
I'm on a roll-chain for this one, so I can't just go where I want.
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>>67215670
>If you fuck a shapeshifter, it can feel like you have a whole harem.
Ya gotta be careful with that though and make sure they're cool with doing that, and that you don't do it too much even if they are. I can guarantee that if a woman asks "If I could look like anyone else while we have sex, who would you pick?" it's a fucking trap in the Admiral Ackbar sense.
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>>67215769
>What is a fujo?
Fujoshi. Means "rotten girl", stereotypically women who enjoy a lot of porn about gay men.
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>>67215799
If she pulls that question on you, the only acceptable reply is "I'd say your sister, but it's a little late for that now".
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>>67215799
>"If I could look like anyone else while we have sex, who would you pick?"
An extremely pregnant you. I'm willing to wait to see the real thing, but we better get to work.
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>>67215742
Peek sucks due to its time limit per day. You burn through it way too fast for it ever be useful beyond extremely niche situations. I'd suggest you pick up Auto-Pilot + Trajectory for your defensive Spider Sense instead.
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>>67215799
Any time a woman asks you a question it's a trap. In my experience women don't ask questions with the intention of wanting an honest answer unless the information is necessary for them to do something. If a woman asks you a question and it's not obvious what she wants the answer for then it's safe to assume what she actually wants is a specific answer that you are expected to know and reply with.
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What's up with all these beta jumpers fucking the same harem over and over again? Are they too lazy to pursue more new conquests, to clingy to move on, too insecure to not be owned by the pussy, or is simple fear that they will never be able to achieve intimacy again?
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>>67215925
Which is why you should always give the most insane answer possible. Either they learn to stop asking stupid questions or she thinks you're a funny guy. Either way is a victory.
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>>67215769
Medea is a bitter, resentful woman who had life take a big steaming dump all over her life, and has internalized that into a "fuck you, I got mine" personality where she'll gleefully fuck over others, ruin lives, and kill people if it furthers her goals. Turns into a doting housewife with a cosplay fetish if successfully seduced. Good luck actually doing so.
Medusa has a quiet sort of personality. Doesn't talk much or have big displays of emotion. She's highly loyal and protective of those she cares about, and she's a logical sort of person, doesn't let stuff like anger cloud her judgement. She can also be pretty seductive and forward if you strike her fancy.
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>>67215939
Anon knows what's he's talking about
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The term incel has lost a lot of its bite, but some of you niggers unironically fit that term far too easily.
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>>67215948
>good luck doing so
An ex-assassin with no social skills snd a thousand yard glare managed it by...taking care of her wounds, going along with her happy post-Grail War plan and dicking her. The thing to take away isn’t just that harem metaphysics are canon in Fate, but magi are such fucking shitty excuses for human beings not being a traditionally trained one alone jacks up your husbando value immensely.
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>>67215948
>Medusa has a quiet sort of personality. Doesn't talk much or have big displays of emotion. She's highly loyal and protective of those she cares about, and she's a logical sort of person, doesn't let stuff like anger cloud her judgement. She can also be pretty seductive and forward if you strike her fancy.
>Turns into a doting housewife with a cosplay fetish if successfully seduced. Good luck actually doing so.
How to seduce them?
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>>67215821
That feels like a bad idea to me. Maybe if she had a twin and a good sense of humor.
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>>67215954
>Game MC is a goofball that cheers people up while still intelligent/competent enough to impress Yamato and Fumi
>Anime MC is a sad lad who has none of the charm or the sass and at best resets the world after everyone else fucking died
Why is the DeSu 2 anime so shit?
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>>67209984
I may or may not have a spice problem.
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>>67215963
A realistic assessment of a woman's interaction with men doesn't make you an incel, it makes you a functioning human being. Woman are often complicated and tend to talk in riddles from a man's perspective. Their social interactions tend to have end goals and objectives which is alien to your average man who just says shit without thinking much. This isn't some shocking new form of misogyny, these are basic aspects of gender differences that have been known about and documented for thousands of years.
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>>67215939
>>67215954
>>67215925
>”Hey Anon, whatcha thinking about?”
>”How much I hate the world. But especially, Italy. FUCK Italy, this asshole cabbie got into a blazing row with me because...”
>*rapt, sympathetic attention*

>”Anon, what do you do after work?”
>”I play a videogame about piloting a flying space train on a mission to mine hours for the God-Queen of England while braving star dragons and giant space crabs, and eventually I’ll have to kill a sun because reasons...”
>*rapt, cheerful co-worker attention*

>”Anon, do you have a gf?”
>”Nah, I’ve already eaten”
>*laughs*

I don’t know how serious everyone is, but I can 100% confirm that for some reason, the insane answer seems to be the “right” answer in my experience, even in casual situations. I have a tendency to ramble about whatever the fuck I’m thinking about when someone strikes up a conversation with me, and I don’t know if it’s because the women I know are that starved for entertainment but I always seem to have better conversations with women that I do with men generally. It’s uncanny. It’s like they don’t even realise I’m building a house of cards out of whatever I was autisming about while not paying attention to anyone.

Then again it might be because my way of getting along with men is amicable near-silence plus the occasional shoulder pat.
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>>67215986
Yeah, but he found her at a time when she was completely and utterly vulnerable and chose to take care of her without expecting anything in return. She would have been too busy being a complete bitch for kuzuki to get anywhere if she hadn't been one step from the grave at the time.

>>67216001
For medusa? She seems to like the heroic and forthright type if her attraction to shiro, and the MCs of extra and fgo are anything to go by. Just be her master, be a good person, and treat her well. You'll get there.
For medea, get some really good social skills, and engineer a situation where it's in her best interests not to fuck you over and interact regularly with you so you actually get a chance to use those skills. It's going to take some doing. Additionally, don't be a scumbag or do scumbag things. You'll remind her of her ex husband. This is a very bad thing. It is also recommended to under no circumstances try for a harem ending without perk backup. Infidelity will remind her of her husband. This is a very bad thing.
Alternatively, have plot contrivance on your side, see above.
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>>67215464
Learn Martial Arts and improve my custom fighting style and was an adopted brother to my protag since I didn't want to take the spotlight
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>>67216134
I'm only half joking. My fiancee prefers the funny insane replies to normal talk.
Sad to say I've also accidentally desensitised her to a lot of minor taboos like incest and autocannibalism this way.
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>>67215929
There's nothing 'Beta' about it. Many of us are simply muslims who follow fundamental teachings, hold the sanctity of family in high regard, and have a very strong moral code. Things are as they should be.
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>>67216072
The question we need to be asking is what purpose these differences serve, if at all.
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>>67216425
Evolution doesn't work according to what's sensible.
It works according to what has a success rate, even if it's a buggy and glitchy piece of shit.

Women evolved to have different thought processes from men, and it worked to keep the human species propagating. Now we're at this point where we have people trying to fight against their actual biological programming and shit's not working for a reason.
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Did any of you become some kind of monster other than a dragon during Pathfinder jump?
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>>67216425
Femoids evolved in an environment where they could treat men like disposable tools to keep them safe and fight their petty disputes for them. It's not hard.
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>>67215859
Yeah, you're right. Must have missed that on on my first pass through. I think I might add Vector to the mix as well, just for that extra bit of information to work with.
God, that one power is such bullshit that you need two or three different quirks to get it, but only one for the rest of the powerset.
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>>67216519
Space whale. I can't remember the name, I think it might just be "cetus", but there are space whales in Pathfinder. I'm planning on being one of them.
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>>67216519
Was really tempted to be an Aboleth, but the sovereign dragon has 4 wish spells a day once a great wyrm. So it won out. Might be an Aboleth in a different D20 jump.
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>>67216524
To be fair, so did I

>>67216548
Doesn’t D&D have dragons so big one of the settings happens on one of their shed scales?
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How do I purge the galaxy of Orkz?
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>>67216650
Be Wanda, say 'no more mushrooms'
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>>67216650
Fungicide.
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>>67216573
Wish spells, so you still need to pay for the diamond. Also I'm pretty sure the dragons and other creatures with sorcerer levels just have spells as samples.
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>>67216650
Wide-scale exterminatus coupled with the mass fortification of everything that can't be written off. Works against nids too.
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>>67216717
This is correct, any dragon that can cast 9th level spells can learn Wish. Which begs the question what you'd be like as a dragon sorcerer with the strong bloodline perk, closer to some kind of "ur-dragon"?
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>>67216744
Maybe. A decent interpretation to be sure, but afaik dragons don't have a sorcerer bloodline proper. I forget what deep blooded actually says so I don't know.
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>>67216717
I have a Cthulhu chest and infinite diamonds for spells.
I was also looking through the Konosuba jump and realized that the Holy Sex perk lets all your spell slots essentially become 9th level spells in D&D. Very powerful, but if combined with Baulder's Gate capstone for mages, you can cast all spells at once. So you can spam 22 9th level spells at anyone you want. Or 36 in pathfinder.
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>>67216519
I'm not gonna lie, I genuinely think Rust Monsters are kindof cute. They've got those feeler antennae that they brush over everything to make it rusty and all they want to do is eat rusty metal.
There's actually a splat, even (Arms & Equipment Guide, I think) in 3.5 that gives instructions for domesticating them. They basically can't be trained to NOT eat metal (it is their food source, after all), but outside of that they're apparently very docile.
If you wore leather armour and used a bow or something, or were similarly free of metal, you could very easily have a friendly pet Rust Monster following you around. And I just think that's adorable.

>>67216134
> and I don’t know if it’s because the women I know are that starved for entertainment but
It's kinda this, desu.

Like, a lot of those open ended conversation prompts are just code for, "I'm bored. Please talk to me! I will let you pick the subject." It's basically softballing a conversation topic in your direction.
This is also why there's usually a followup if you try to shut down the first attempt; because the whole point is to just start a dialog.

Of course, you can fuck that up! But that's usually the case for most dialogs. But since the main point is to be interesting, if you just take that prompt and run with it, honestly you're already doing pretty well.
And if it turns out she doesn't like your answer, well, nobody can say she didn't walk into it.
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Looking for simple jump for early chain where I can be some kind of divinity that isn't Greek Myth.
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>>67216824
>Holy Sex

No, that's just if you took that as a domain.
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>>67217024
Konosuba
God of War
DanMachi
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>>67217024
Is God of War low-power enough to be Early Chain?
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How would mega rayquaza fare against ziz from worm?
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>>67217101
Probably very poorly.
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>>67217101
>Worm
>being beaten by anything in any other fiction

Pull the other one. It has bells on it.
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>>67213269
Yeah.
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>>67217255
You're not welcome here, SBer.
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>>67217308
It is not by his hand that he is once again given flesh.

He was called here by Anon's, who wished to pay tribute to him.
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>>67217308
What are you going to do about it, huh?
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>>67217364
I'm going to shit myself until he leaves.
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>>67217024
Okami.

>>67217054
>>67217061
Anon explicitly said no greek mythology.
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>>67217393
But anon how will you chase out an anon
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Last Post.
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>>67217432
NAW BITCH
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Last Post AND THIS TIME I REALLY MEAN IT GUYS
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>>67217460
N A W
B I T C H
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>>67217460
Nah
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>>67216670
>be mugga
>say no to drugs
Never happening bruh, you know what THOSE (((people))) are like
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>>67217460
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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FO REAL THE LAST POST THO
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>>67215568
Trash, we gotta get those fools on Reddit or the other forums to remake it for us.
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>>67217139
>implying Gohan could even take on Skitter in open combat

Remember that one, JUST ONE, mantis raped the shit out of Cuckhan by crawling on his leg and jabbing him gently. Taylor would beat Gohan with such exquisite violence, a new era of peace between man, Endbringer and Entity would emerge united solely around making this miserable waste of monkey semen suffer.
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>>67217515
Guys, my Azure Lane bote is long. How do I re-compact it?
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>>67217500
Well, long as we’re in confirmed memepost mode



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