*Pomf* what are we gonna do on the bed Edition>Skulls for the Skull Throne 3https://www.warhammer-community.com/2019/05/16/skulls-for-the-skull-throne-chaos-comes-to-digital-gaminggw>VoxCast – Episode 12: Alexander Tuxfordhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GR09k5RofzY >Chaos Knights, Admech transport, Aeronautica Imperialis, and low-skill paintshttps://www.warhammer-community.com/2019/05/10/warhammer-fest-uk-2019-live-bloggw-homepage-post-3fw-homepage-post-1/>Downloads; Rules Errata and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/https://www.warhammer-community.com/faqs/>Book Megas:https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGAhttps://mega.nz/#!QqBkWByb!Uc39uN2gJ3CxsqaXf2mACDY2Y197BtFVCqvuKeOXm0ohttps://mega.nz/#F!q84BWKiL!CN6kasdx1Pyshfga_UzuEQhttps://mega.nz/#F!SJ8VFJxC!V2rD0wWIO4ye10AZ9PDzMg>Mathhammer:Codex:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14wC7pS7shKfOLiuM18c3CpaA_G3JRo9LxV_Xd0vBfAg/Forgeworld:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1nSWZEyt0X6pfXvdVmPDjKpXtAqjjfiPvSTUaRWO8PTE/Other: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Zdiv_x8Q3sKIL2z7-BoEzyQpCIp22l4bA_3OpOTaxE/htmlview>Previous:>>66255234
We are off to a lewd start.
>>66258370WERE GONNA FUCKIN FIGHT THATS WHAT XENOS
>>66258370things shall get lewd now
Still looking for bread crumbs leading to Z's contact info.
>>66258370That's a great punching bag anon!
>>66258375>A falcon grav tank is beautiful. I do not want to fuck it.You're missing out, prude
Ok, trying again in the new thread. What's a good, cheap to collect 1500 point Deldar list?
>>66258370Lewd 40k posts?
You know what I hate the most about primaris? Battle reports. I can't watch battle reports that don't include or that aren't just primaris and those are always the same: intercessor and hellblaster spam with the ocassional repulsor, redemptor and/or Guilliman. Fucking boring.
>>66258432ebay, start collecting boxes, selling yourself out to fat chicks to fuel your plastic addiction.
Manlet suppression force, engaging.
>>66258438>>66258370I wouldnt be against it
>>66258413>>66258438We are approaching thicc levels that shoudln't be possible.
>>66258439Exactly right, they need more models.
>>66258439>posts a screenshot with suppressors and a gravis captain
>>66258451ruleswise the weirdest and probably most useless unit in the box
>>66258370Nth for Necrons
>>66258432No matter what you're going to need a couple Archons and 9+ Kabalites minimum.
>>66258412We respect vacuum cleaners. We’re not afraid of them
>>66258456>>66258459K i'll throw one more out from the collection but no more
>>66258451God they look so bad. It was so easy to make them right...
>>66258422>be young me>buy a second hand falcon since I wanted to start a second army>get home>there is an odd smell>is the box where the falcon was>inspect the falcon>smells comes from there>open hatch>oh god>close it and throw the falcon into the garbageI like to pretend it was just glue and not dried up cum.
>>66258441Don't do me like that anon I need stuff that my dude Alpharius doesn't make.
>>66258480dirty sexy knife ears
>>66258463I fucking hate you.
>>66258469>uselessThey are actually the best primaris unit, as they are the only one that does something space marines couldn't do already.
>>66258483Floaty boys are better.
>>66258375>A falcon grav tank is beautiful. I do not want to fuck it.Weakling.
>>66258518No. Their feet look stupid as fuck and those shits they have on the backpack should be a recognizable jump pack.
>>66258413>>66258480>>66258501Please cease, it's not easy to clean cum off miniatures.
>>66258432How cheap you wanting to go anon?
>>66258508Primaris Beakies when?
>>66258552then stop trying to hot glue them.
>>66258557Whenever you want, anon
>>66258563Lol who even has a problem with daemons? Like nigga just ignore them baka
>>66258540I want to marry and impregnate Torchstar.
>>66258432I looked into Deldar and there just aint no cheap way to get in senpai
>>66258548>Their feet look stupid as fuckNo they don't.>those shits they have on the backpack should be a recognizable jump pack.No they should be quiet.
So my Marneus Calgar should be arriving tomorrow, I will be converting him into the Chapter Master for my Dark Angels Successor Chapter. Does anybody have any recommendations on something to replace the eagle heads with, that would fit DA more? Any positive suggestions would be greatly appreciated!
big fat spore sacs right in my face
>>66258557Never. Do not desecrate our holy beakies with that filth.
Is this balanced?I'm trying to make my own 40k datasheet for casual games with friends based on my IW/R+H Corsair KT.The Crew is a single model armed with Hideous Mutations (as Chaos Spawn) and Digestive AcidMove - 7"WS - +4BS - +5S - 6T - 6W - 8A - d6+6Ld - 5SV - +4Demonic: This model has a +5 Invunerable saveMindless Flesh: This model can re-roll failed charges, but cannot take a <MARK OF CHAOS>WEAPONSHideous Mutations - Melee - S/user, AP-2, D2Digestive Acid - Pistol 2, 8" - If this weapon hits an <INFANTRY> unit, deal d3 Mortal Wounds. Restore that many Mortal Wounds to The Crew50 points, <BEAST>
>>66258594>No they should be quiet.>while rocking fucking autocannonsYou may be even more retarded than the one that greenlighted them.
>>66258597Either the DA upgrade head, or a hooded one. Maybe some of the Ravenwing Knights ones.
>>66258609Just use the rules for Giant Chaos Spawn and be done with it.
>>66258563Hi pretty, are you here to have some fun?
>>66258557I never use beakie heads on my normal marines because they're lame but I'm gonma be using them on most of my vanguard. I have a bunch
>>66258619>Why would you want to be quiet before the shooting starts hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
>>66258409Prove you aren't a GW spy and I'll give it you
>>66258646Even then your point is retarded, they have thusters, the grav chute doesn't let them move, just float.
>>66258637I would but-They're bad-It's way too big a base-I'd like something that might make a fun KT special mission objective
>>66258597The old DA manlet upgrades have those sword wings that -might- fitMaybe look into the ravenwing wing helmets? I have no idea how big those are for a reference point other wise.
>>66258535Primaris is inferior in every way when compared to Older Marks like Beakies
tau arent for fucking they're for enslaving get it right you cretins
>>66258665>Even then your point is retarded, they have thustersYeah, little ones, not huge giant ones that shoot out flame jets.
>>66258409Even if you find a working email, Z will not reply.I gave Zs email to a trusted buddy of mine on the condition he never share it. He sent a couple of catalog requests, but never got a reply.Z simply does not want any new customers.
>>66258692Not trips, but truth nonetheless.
>>66258693I'm a pussy anon I can't handle sad things
>>66258587not a chance, Brightsword will put the moves on her first
>>66258708sorry anonbut you're a pussythis will make up for it
>>66258693Tau are for love, marriage and impregnation, not to suffer.
How many lascannons does an army need?
>tfw want 1-2 more Deff Dread for a group of them to deep strike using teleporta>The first one I am almost done with took a weekI am dreading having to go through the process ever again, almost makes me not want to get another Deff Dread ever again.
I want the Greater Good to fucking leave!
>>66258732Enough to kill all the armor in the other army
>>66258597The circular braziers from a whole bunch of their kits.Or buy the new plastic Dark Angel Interrogator Chaplain and take his back pack.For the head, any of the Deathwing knight heads.
>>66258732One per non-character unit minimum
>>66258742>I want the Greater Good to fucking leave!So does everyone else.
>>66258732Depends anon, don't marines have a mid level (s5) high ap (-3) 2d weapons for less than 10pts? That beats lascannons against everything except t7
>>66258742Don't those Assassins use the Warp to fuck with people? How does that work on Tau?
>>66258789it doesn't they just want to fit in
>>66258742If the imperium dropped off a few purestrain genestealers in most systems the Tau would be destroyed within a four or five generations
>>66258789Tau are very weak to it, so very susceptible, outside of their Ethereal as you can see in the background with that "tired of your shit" expression.
>>66258773Is there a full version of this?
>>66258438Sexy navigator is best
>>66258789Tau aren't a race of Blanks, they just basically have 0 warp presencePsykers and warp shit works on them fine
Who has the best start collecting box? Looking to start another army
>>66258693you know thats a male tau, right? just so you are aware, they have been experimented on by Deldar.
>>66258727Are we assuming universal male-to-female adapters in space again
>>66258813Its from Krekk0v, he made a few 40K pics.
>>66258823I know Skitarii is rock solid, gives you a good troop choice, a good HQ, and some of their best heavy support
>>66258837That's what the forehead is for, anon.
>>66258850Hehe>>66258851This and also guard
>>66258732Depends on what the other guy has and what you want to kill.For example, to kill a Rhino or Venerable Dreadnought per turn you need 8 lascannons. A Leman Russ takes 10. A knight can take up to 25!
>>66258823-Admech is pretty good and has the essentials-Orks is not bad but Deff Dread doesn't really do much for it-Same with Eldar, they are pretty good but their heavy is abit of a waste of space-Tau has all the essentials and are fantastic-Imperial Guard is good and has the essentials, plus easy to convert their models to having more mortar than they already technically have in the box-Necrons is decent start, and not bad for low point army, but their heavy is big of a waste
Ho do I Dark Angels without primaris?
>>66258823For viable units?TyranidsFor value for money?Tau or Admech iirc.
>>66258881play a better traitor legion
>>66258807New fluff has Tau genes over powering the genestealers with their blankness.
>>66258867What? The DE start collecting is fine, two of the new one and two of the old one give you an awesome base.
>>66258898I don't wanna, I like their aesthetic.
>>66258789You have to remember in 40k, pretty much everything is partially Warp based, even the machines for better or worse. The Cullexus basically just walked by all of their sensors because they had no fucking clue what the fuck he was other than the fear aura he had. You also have to remember Culexus aren't just blank, they're so fucking blank they're negative warp. The end of the fluff blurb is the best when the Ethereal's hover drone gets fucked up and he tries to run away from a slow walking Cullexus
>>66258903Furst that's a theory, second tau have no blankeness, and third the cults themselves would destroy Tau unaided because they are not equipped to combat them culturally
Helping my brother put together some Orks he got for his birthday a while back-- A SC kit, a box of Boyz, and two boxes of Gretchins.>Painboy seems to have gone from a HQ in 7th to an Elite in 8th-- What can we use as an HQ to make a legal Patrol Detachment?>Gretchins seem to exist wholly independently in their own squads; do Grotherds even exist anymore, and if not, what do we do with the models?
What is your local community like
IT IS THE BANEBLAAAAAADE
>>66258440You say that last point every time anon, please share your story and show me where to sign up
>>66258928>Commy Tau don't have secret police
>>66258939You can use any boy or nob for HQ, or convert the painboy into a Mek, your choice.
>>66258942Non existent, there's only magic players here
>>66258942Needs to lean personal hygiene desu.
>>66258942They don't like losing
>>66258958They don't. The greater evil they face off against a cult and fail miserably because they don't want to commit to whole sale annihilation of their civilians
>>66258942Hit or miss, I just moved to Silicon Valley and it's a good mix of stable dudes at one store and you can go down the street and its tranny central.
>>66258942They're dirty but they're nice people, even the Sigmar guys are coolA guy died of a pulmonary embolism last week and it's been rough on everyoneThey're nicer than Magic players when I ring them out for drinks and they love to show off their painted models
>>66258942>What is your local community likeOnly slightly better than the average tournament scene
>>66258942Bad BO, but all around pretty decent.
>>66258742what is happening there?
>>66258949Oldie but goodie.
>>66258995Work on your models
>>66258962I know that feel, but both owner and another guy trying to get some interest (few guys bought rubrics and sold them back few days later because they didn't want to construct and paint). There a small group of people who play at a house of a guy I know though, so do what you can to get by.
>>66258996A Cullexus strolls into Aunva's (ethereal) bunker and Mr Ethereal's honor guard get fucking BLANKED while the Ethereal runs out of the bunker. Spoilers: Aunva doesn't get away
>>66259004BRUVAH I AM PINNED HERE
>>66259004It really is a shame Diomedes wasn't all that meme-worthy in DoW III.
>>66258960Could you elaborate on that? I don't have the Ork codex, so I'm working off Battlescribe-- double-checking it, it seems you can make the Painboy your Warlord, but it still whines about it not being a legal detachment.
>>66259025Well, at least we got to see the fantastic terminator chaplain model in all it's animated glory.
>>66258986Is that a man in a dress?
>>66258983>>66258965>>66258991This is so true. Often really nice but don’t know how to fucking wash. It’s not fucking difficult. At this point I think the BO stench is soaked into everything.
>>66259008all done and painted
>>66259075then either buy more, or strip your models and paint them again.
>>66259016Why are Tau blankd?
>>66258942Ahegao hoodies are comfy. You don't even have to open your computer to look at hentai.
>>66258692They are specifically superior to beakies.Beaky armor is only good on ravenguard and shit on everyone else.Considering how shitty ravenguards are, I believe it's appropriate for them exclusively
>>66258372>>66258471On second thought scratch "order of magnitude", that would be a bit much. However, I don't think it unreasonable to say that "Army scale" begins at a point level where every 'dex in the game is capable of fielding at least 2, if not 3, separate, reasonable (ie. not barebones) Brigade detachments (ignoring, of course, any 'dexes that cannot field Brigade detachments due to lacking Elite/HS/FA options).
>>66258942>make collage of sneezing girl>central image is sneezing boyI wonder if this was done intentionally.I wonder if people wearing it know.
Guys, I need some help deciding. I have some space marines and I'm trying to decide what army to make them. DA, SW, DW, BA or vanilla marines.Currently I have 3 reivers, 1 jump primaris 6 other primaris guys (plasma and boltguns) I also have some stuff i can repaint from GK, (dreadnaughts, landraider, techmarine)Any ideas are appreciated, just really not sure the best way to go to get the most use out of what i already have without buying more (i dont mind getting upgrade sprues)
>>66258693Question: Are Chaos worshippers still racists?Would they still kill chaos infested xenos on sight?
>>66259067Yeah. But he got the arms to back up his life choices. Fuck with him at your own peril especially your asshole's
>>66259109it's mostly shitmar, I have SOME 40k though.>never played models getting dusty
>>66259160A lot of them are yeah
>>66259075Heh wouldn't it be a shame if we were to tweak the rules, making your current painted army completely redundant?
>Looking over the Daemonic Ritual rules know that I realize that you can summon any daemon >if you get doubles you take a mortal wound, and if trips you get d3 mortal wounds So what the fuck is the God damn point then eh GW? WHAT IS THE GOD DAMN POINT FUUUUUCKWhy the fuck do I have to be fucking punished for something that would actually benefit my God damn army holy christ. Why would I fucking risk summoning when I could ally a daemon attachment? Holy christ it's so mind bogglingly stupid.
>>66259072I have a worker like that, nice guy and work hard... but fuck he stinks so bad that the area will stink for hours after he leaves.>>66259043You declare one of your boyz/nobs as a war boss (you get parts to make a proxy meganob and presented as option in the box), or use the extra parts to make the Painboy into Big Mek (the index one).
>>66259160Yes they are. A lot of Chaos worshippers see Chaos as the true salvation of humanity. So they are still very anti Xenos.
>>66259182i don't play.
>>66259160I hear you're a xenophobe now my Lord? What's the official line the dark coven is taking?
>>66259186Congrats, you found the single use for Word Bearers in the whole game mechanics wise. Now weep as you find out that Death Guard and T-Sons also cover the WB stratagem.
>>66259154cool, i didnt know that tau could get blkanked.hows that on the rules?
>>66258942Based Indian hentai hoodie bro. Making the entire world consider bobs and vageen.
Do you ever just look at you collection and wonder how you got so many of something? Why do I have 40 Reivers? I don't even like Reivers that much.
>>66259214>"Heh, don't those models look a little small compared to the new one?"
>>66259146I mean, I didn't, but when you're wearing this shit in public, you've kind of already descended below the point where it matters, y'know?
>>66259232Wait so DG and TS get that ability for free without the self wounding bullshit? AND THEY DIDN'T FUCKING UPDATE THIS ON THE OFFICIAL UPDATE?!?!
>>66259187Thanks for the advice anon, will look into that. Any idea about the grotherds?
So Triplex Phall are essentially the Protestant version of Admech, right? Less trusting of the central authority on Mars, out there doing their own thing, have to be actively followed by Mars forces in case they discover something and 'forget' to share itHow would you represent this difference? Maybe use less flashy materials? Weirder looking tech?
>>66259242No because I have autism and remember specifically where I acquired everything and I'm poor so I don't get things by accident. I do get annoyed when people but me kits that I have no interest in because said autism drives me to want to use them
>>66259237I read that as anime speculum.
>>66258609 Please reply. On discussion changed attacks to 6, invun to +6, Digestion to 6" and move to 5"
>>66259250Basically the Word Bearers Stratagem lets you reroll any of the dice for summoning and you don't take damage on doubles or triples. It's the unique Strat for WB. But DG and TS also get that Strat without the garbage Legion Trait.
>>66259242If you mean the entire backlog of plastic crack I have, yes. >Hey that's a pretty good ebay deal on this model>I kind of always wanted to paint one.
>>66258370Anyone have any cool color schemes for Custodes that aren't black, white, or gold?
>>662592427 Penitent Engines18 Repentias9 Immolators30 SeraphimsAbout 80 regular Bolter SoBForgot I had them and made shitty kitbashes from Dreamforge when I decide to start SoB again
>>66259233Eh, the fight last stratagem can be neat I guess but he's really not that great in general except against armies with only one or two psykers.
>>66259230I'm afraid I can't be a xenophobe full time, what with taking on a squad of beastmen.
Anyone here playing pic related? With Skull Throne sales I'm thinking about getting it but I wonder how customization-friendy the game is in terms of your own color schemes, sigils etc? I loved the army painter in DoW.
>>66259242I usually go for a few beers after work on a Friday. Nice early finish. I walk past Games Workshop on the way home. This is a lethal combination. On the shelf, unassembled, still in shrink wrap I have:>Guilliman>Intercessors>Hellblasters>Start collecting adeptus mehcanicus >start collecting Tyranids.
DW still rocks with Elite?
What's the point of taking a chain sword for csm? You've got lower melee output than orks, and you're trading 2 ranged str 4 attacks for 2 melee ones. Considering everyone and their grandma falls back, you effectively have guaranteed or unreliable str 4 attacks.
>>66259317Paint them in the colours of their new Emperor.
>>66259317Deathwing tan bone colour with bronze trim looks good. Some anon here has painted some in that theme, looks good.
>>66259317typhus corrosion and leadbelcher
Isn't there a mission where their are neutral poxwalkers that spawn and wander around? I was watching deadspace last night and I realized mashin poxwalkers and tyranids together to make necromorphs would be a cool and simple conversion but I don't actually play chaos so I'd have no way to get them onto the field normally.
>>66259344If only we had an actually updated CSM Codex instead of the shit stained rule pages that Cruddance lazily threw at us and demanded 50 dollars for. Fuck I'm mad.
>>66259344Chainsword is more effective for clearing T3 chaff.
>>66259317Spray it lead Belcher then cover in spiritstone technical
>>66259317Purple has always been associated with aristocracy and power, just a shame it's often paired with both gold and silver. Maybe purple and platinum will work?
>>66259248Wearing it in public is just a bad taste outside of maybe thematically appropriate conventions.But once you've descended to the point that you can tell the difference, the distinction matters.
Any good games to get on the GW steam sale? Preferably turn based and able to run on my toaster laptop. I already have DoW obviously
>>66259252Addendum: On the assumption that grotherds got squatted, we're thinking of trying to convert them into a Big Mek and/or a Warboss-- that way we don't lose Boyz, and since the Painboy is already built (and the first model he ever built), he doesn't want to butcher him up.
>>66259400What does platinum look like on a model?
>>66259413Mechanicus is really good.
>>66259375Only if it's Imperium.
>>66259431Got an example?
>>66259420Silver undercoat with blue wash, then silver highlights?
>>66259452Just my phone. It's like a pearl color.
>>66258406Everything about this miniature is better than the original except the hair and the primaris helmet.
>>66258949Based and Oldpilled
>>66259344Right now, none. There's no point you'd ever run melee CSM over berzerkers unless you're playing EC and you literally can't take them, but even then you get noise marines instead. CSM used to be able to take both a bolter and a chainsword together but GW doesn't care about rules for vanilla marines as long as people buy the models.
>>66258552Nigger you're the only weirdo around here who jacks off onto miniatures, everyone else is normal and can appreciate something cute and sexy without masturbating.
>One box of Tactical Marines please
>>66258485I doubt. Also coward.
>>66259402I have an aheago collage tshirt, and it has a sad pepe on one sleeve, and the other sleeve says "take me home" in moonrunes.I am also a tall handsome causcasion so the girls always complement it to start conversation
>>66259331Any actual GOOD games in that sale?
>>66259399>+1 attackChainsword wounds T3 units on 3s, the same as the axe.
>>66258439>Watching battle reports.I've yet to see one that wasn't awful. What happened to just writing them?
>>66259431>>66259459So is it pink or blue.
>>66258515But marines could already move fast and have heavy weapons.
>>66259259Puritans. Maybe Roundheads. Less flashy, less flagellant themes, finding some good book to stick by.
>>66258711He can be all chuuni and weeb with his mastering of the blade and all but Torchie only got the hots for Farsight.
>>66259513Writing them won't give ugly spergs who can't talk in front of a camera or edit to save their lives money.
>>66259500Someone get this poor neanderthal some clothes. He only has a bit of rope to wear and, even worse, has shit taste in units.
>>66258881You don't need Primaris.
>>66259513I like seeing the models and scenery, also just the sound of dice rolling and incels talking while i am painting it dampens the loneliness
>>66259500>They'll make excellent basing material for my Chaos Space Marines!
>>66258866What the hell would dark eldar even do with a blueberry. It's not like they got souls or anything.
>>66259512And the same as a bolter.
>>66259508Vermitide II is the shit - can recommend. I do like the Space Wolf game but I played it mobile - no idea if the PC port is as good. I do like BB2 but I understand why so many people have mixed opinion on this game and on BB in general.
>>66259182I play Rogue Trader, 4th and other wargames.
>>66259018BRUVA I AM HIT
>>66259480God you fucking grognards who can’t accept the Primaris are so aggravating. Nothing will make you faggots happy. The Noise Marine is literally stepping on a Primaris helmet and that somehow is awful. Get the fuck over it.
>>66259583>Modelling for advantage
>>66258463You know they're just going to slowly grow over Space Marines so GW can make more models and more money. I'd say they'd just stay as they are, a flashy addition to the regular marine force, but I doubt GW can keep their lust for money in their pants like that.
>>66259550>Yeah Primaris are cool I guess, I just love tactical marines!
>>66259367Infestation, I think its in the Cities of Death stuff in CA2018
>Sometimes, our battle seems eternal. We fought with Horus at Terra and with Abaddon at Cadia. A handful of ancients even remember the pacification of Luna, fighting alongside the False Emperor as we crushed the gene-cultists.>Yes, we have fought a long, long war. Yet, these ten thousand years, our Warband has been undivided in its faith, even though the Imperium still stands. >When Cadia fell, we were there. We made our prayers to the Dark Gods for guidance and entered the Warp behind Abaddon’s fleet, and there we stayed, stuck like insects in some dead gods’ amber.>We wandered dark corners, lost to the warp’s delights, until our craft found an entryway to… this dead planet. This pathetic world that stinks of the Corpse God’s Empire and more.>Why have we been brought here? Something is here, something the Dark Gods need us to claim. We will find it and make it our own.CSM DLC for Gladius announced. Are you hyped?
>>66259602I actually hate it when any miniature is stepping on a head of a specific unit or faction but go ahead and keep whining. Primaris are awful but that's not why I didn't like it; make it a rock or something.
>>66259414You can turn one of your extra Runthreds, or both, into a Weirdboy, there's plenty of conversion guides.
>>66258395Unironically a good and fun game.
>>66259610Is this a jojo reference?
>>66259617I dont iknow that game, what is it like?
>>66259583Yes, much better at hiding in cover now
>>66259602>Someone who doesn't like primaris is a grognard. Nigger you dumb.
>>66258727hate to break it to you, but marriage isnt really a thing in tau society. the big faceless fuckers are in charge of your sex life. You will be assigned someone of the opposite sex, fuck them once and never see them again.
>>66259633Civilisation with a 40K skin.
>>66259644Not true, see Kelly's novels. T'au got families, even if the ethereals do like to play matchmaker.
>>66259602What made you think that people who hated Primaris would want to see them anywhere and get reminded of how their armies are going to be replaced in the lore and art and marketing? How is this a mystery?
>>66259317Something like 50% Black, 40% Red, and 10% Gold.
>>66259160They worship eldritch abominations that want to destroy reality, but they draw the line at being friendly with xenos.
>>66259621I apologize. I’ve already had to listen to 5-6 grognards complain about this model and the chaos terminators - both models that are “almost perfect” if it wasn’t for the Primaris helmets. I’m just tired of hearing people bitch about them.
>>66259588Bolters can’t tie up units in melee.
>>66259644That's still one more time than he would ever get to fuck normally anon, hence his unhealthy addiction
>>66259644Marriage is a thing and there are linage, clans, and families in T'au society
>>66259317Do silver main with either lime green or teal highlights.
>>66259655>Literally triggered by Primaris
>>66259692More triggered by your 'somehow.' No shit the Primaris head would be awful sherlock.
>>66259621It's still a model, anon. Just clip the head off and glue him on a rock.
>>66259252Don't listen the other anon, leave the painboy as it is (you will need It) and just model the 2 runtheard in the gretchin boxes as Weirdboys (they are HQ) it's a simple and fast conversion almost mandatory because weirdboy are an old resin sculpt and you always need 1 or 2 in almost every lists pic is mine in WIP
DLC for the Mechanicus game confirmed. This time the explorators are faced with Necron worshipping Hereteks. Are you hyped?
>>66258456>Man in a thong
>>66259508>Mechanicus, BFG:A2 are fucking excellent, completely worth it>Inquisitor - Martyr is a competent diablo clone and unlike DoW3 gets regular content updates adding new enemies and missions to the game. >Gladiusa decent 4x game, seems to be doing well>Deathwingboring if you are playing solo but still enjoyable. REALLY fucking good if you are playing online with friends or even rando's.
>>66259734Seeking communion with the divine?
>>66259726Why is it awful though? Because even seeing a decapitated Primaris head makes you worried and paranoid that they're going to replace your army. That's not normal.
>>66259734Flat is justice you fucking cretin. big breast fills a mans hand, flat chest fills a mans heart.
>>66259752It's not a thing of fantasy, it's a certainty. When was the last time you saw GW make anything related to normal Space Marines? Even one of those helmets.
>>66259767Librarian in terminator armor a few weeks ago
>Be 2023>40th anniversary of Warhammer>35th anniversary of 40k>Reissues the RTB1 Beakies>Molded in modern grey plastic, rather than beige
>>66259788Doesn't say anything about a base.
>>66259781And at original price too.
>>66259772>isnt a member if the itty bitty titty committee what a glorious faggot you are. how much money does your boyfriend's wife give you to peg you in the ass?
>>66259788RAW it says nothing about a base.
>>66259849You seem to be quite knowledgeable of such things and fond of boyish looking girls.
>>66259754Why does it have to be one or the other?
>>66259788Remember the new FAQ said that if a unit doesn’t fit then you can’t use wobbly model syndrome to put it there: WMS only applies to when a unit does fit but can be easily knocked off.So no more putting homers in buildings.
>>66259876A girl with one flat boob and one big boob is a daemonette and those are lame
>>66259888Naw I meant like thicc or petite girls.
>>66259876>Why does it have to be one or the other?because the option of inbetween is a daemonette, and thats heresy.
>>66259754>flat chest fills a mans heartWith faggotry and paedophilia.
>>66259925if you want to fuck a cow, go be a farmer.
First ever attempt at basecoating. How'd I do /tg/? Feel free to roast, this is a practice model.
>>66259948If you want to fuck boys, go be an arab.
>>66259948if you want to fuck a plank, go be a carpenter
>>66259953dont know why you put blue on the rifle since you are going to have to go back over it with leadbelcher or black. You also need to thin your paints better. it should have the consistency of skim milk, and you need to apply 2 thin coats to get an even color.
>>66258942I have two places near me. One is full of veteran players and a couple of newbs (like me). they are quite chill. The other place has a smaller crowd but quite a bit more competitive.
>>66259948At least cows are female, bullsucker.
>>66259849>Posts a space marineOh so you're a pedophile, no wonder you like flat cheated girls
>>66259888I knew one of those back at highschool, now that you reminded me, I gotta wonder if she got them fixed to a matching size eventually.
Are there any depictions of Farsight and the eight outside of their battlesuits miniature wise? Or, Torchstar and ole shovah aside drawn, fan-art or official?
>>66259788This is some ridiculous mental gymnastics, lawyering, tax-evasion kosher shit. Imagine being actually brazen enough to pull that on your opponent? What a twat you'd be lmaohttp://www.kosherswitch.com/live/
>>66260005I play necrons, not marines.
>>66259541They have similar tastes: flame decals everywhere!
>>66259953Fine enough. They way it's pooled in the recesses and on the plasma gun makes me think your paint is kinda watery, so you might want to do a second coat for a flat colour.
>>66260019Fuck Tau and fuck Farsight.
>>66259981Didn't know that painting the rifle mattered, assumed I'd just be able to slap Leadbelcher on it later, but I appreciate knowing nowCurrently I only have a single layer of paint on the model. The way I was thinning was dipping my brush in my paint water after I wiped it down thoroughly on my pallete. Should I thin the paint on the pallete?
>>66260030Yeah but torchstar does it because she's cool and likes fire and pumping iron in the gym while Brightsword looks like he wears one of those black flame shirts.
>>66260019nope, only descriptions
>>66260045>Fuck t'auGladly.>Fuck farsight.I ain't into xeno dick.
>>66260059You're telling me that in the decades since Farsight got introduced and the nigh on decade since the eight have been around, no one's ever drawn or done any miniatures of them?
>>66260053he's a denizen of flavortown, that's just the local folk outfit
>>66260067there have been several conversion attempts at Torchstar (all terrible because they insist on using GW tau heads) and O'shovah
>>66260067Nobody gives a shit
>>66260051the undercoats have an effect on the top coats. thats why primer and base colors matter. layers and washes/inks interact differently based the layers below it.
>>66258942They are in their own meta bubble where oredatir annihilators on Skyshields are OP but run Bobby G and leviathans. Or Telemon bombs.
>>66260096shush, bitch, we're talking
it should be ok to greenstuff a fur hat on my commander and paint his coat red even if he's not leading a vostroyan army, right?
>>66260078i betcha he's got a part time job at some shitty "exotic" grill on Vior'las where he does cheesy stunts with skewers and such for the shish kebabs which puts off the customers but they go anywhere because it's open and there's free refills, always pesting Torchstar because he got a raise to junior assistant grillmeister.
>>66260060>I ain't into xeno dick.dont lie
>>66260053>because she's coolNone of the weeb brigade are cool. The only ones who pull off the look are the legion of the damned, and that's because they go far enough with it that it comes back around to being charming.
>>66260104>oredatirPredator* I just watched my phone auto correct to "oredatir" typing this wtf.
>>66260119Bravestorm is cool.RIP
>>66260103Makes sense. Priming in white wasn't a bad idea tho, right? These models have a weird dark blue plastic and I wasn't about to mess with that
>>66260096I give a shit. It's just a bit of a mystery. We've got fanart of practically everything in 40k, plus people have made minis of everything possible in 40k at this point.
>>66260118Jokes on you, I play Eldar. Alright that's not good for proving I';m not gay but still.
>>66260115no that was the previous Brightsword. He died in a freak propane accessory accident
>>66260118>three lines of dirty talkThis is funny but also depressing.
>>66260154>He died in a freak propane accessory accidenttwice.
>>66260119holy fucking shit you sound like such a faggot lmao
>>66260139Cause nobody gives a shit about Tau. It's not a mystery at all. No one with talent and skill wastes their time drawing fush people that all look the fucking same unless they're doing it for lewd art.
>>66260119Technically Torchie is hot. But she's listening to New Wave of Virolan Heavy Metal while cooling down after a workout session with a smoke and a beer and here comes Brightsword listning to nu metal and vaping while sucking on an alcoholic ice tea m'ladying her while doing what he thinks are sick sword tricks. Resulting in pic related.
>>66260177>No gives a shit about tauLet me guess, you play Ultramarines.
>>66258742>>66259016>>66259154Said part is whoever came up with this idea probably got executed for heresy and the Imperium will just go back to throwing Guard and tank squadrons at Tau for the next 500 years.
>>66258942Comfy and since it's 90% Asian with little to no whites or blacks there's no BO, unlike TCG nights.
>>66260115jokes aside, I doubt he'd be into grilling steaks, it's a bit of an unglamorous activity and if descriptions of the first Brightsword apply to the latter ones, he's a lot more interested in showing off his new outfits around town and picking fights.He's the fashionable one.
>>66260192RIP Brightsword the third.
Were is all my SoB art?Everything out there is made by edgy fedora tippers & angry tumblrcels.Where’s my good SoB art!
>>66258412>melee overwatch>if you fall back from combat, the unit you are falling back from immediately gets to attack, hitting on 6s like overwatchwould this help the game
>>66260218It's not that he likes to do it, but he needs it to keep his closet full of only the best in polyester graphic shirts.
>>66260198I play literally any other faction. Even necrons which are worse than Tau get proper fanart. It is clear nobody gives a shit about the fish people outsode of their suits.
>>66260227Are there more of these?
>>66260234And yet best girl got the best art.
>>66260221She looks like she's taking a shit
gotta appreciate the fact that most t'au sept and commander emblems are near-abstract arrangements of circles and lines, whereas Brightsword's emblem is a big X mad of two sabers on fire.
>>66260256She looks nothing like a tau. She's an 80s anime girl with blue skin
>>66260257Who says she isn't?
>>66260257she might be
>>66260257On the whole greenskin faction.
Are we getting a Bile release soon? Will he have a retinue of twisted creations? Reverse-engineered Chaos Primaris?Was that teaser image of the stitched leather robe ever linked to anything?
>>66260257Popping a squat & shitting on those Xenos.
>>66260266>Looks nothing like a t'au. She don't look like a space elf that's for sure.
>>66260257She's equipped for that, don't worry.
>>66260221>her expressionlike oh my god, by the emperor becky, like these orks are such like losers, mega barf
>>66260266And that's a good thing.
>>66260280most likely Death stuff for AoSresurrected Heinrich Kemmler probably
>>66260221That gretchin behind her is going for the booty.
>>66260319she's get'n goblinated.
Do you ever feel bad when your bait doesn’t take guys?Sometimes when I bait post I get filled with a sense of existential dread that I’ve missed my mark...
>>66260316That would still be good anyway. Kemmler is cool as fuck and I don't know how they would better his old model.
would it be possible for a hivefleet's main source of prey to be hrud?
>>66260316Why did they killed them all in the first place if they're going to keep brining back the dead guys?
>>66258486I'm willing to trade z info for alpharius info. He does have stuff I want. Alot of stuff I want.
>>66260379Hrud > hivefleet
>>66260401that's a skaven, not a hrud
>>66260289Then why give a shit about tau if the tau you draw dont look like tau???
>>66260379no because the hivefleets are opportunistic and eat everything that comes their way and the Hrud are a parasitic species that's rarely found outside of other civilizations
>>66260379no, at best they could only hunt very small colonies of Hrud. Usually the DW wipe out their warrens with amassed dreadnoughts. If the Hrud were in large enough numbers that the nids could feed on them regularly, then the hrud would more territory than the tau.
>man ill find some deals for <common model that's been around forever > on ebay haha>oh, NOS is only like 2 dollars less than Amazon >oh, people asking for retail + for their probably shittily primed/assembled kit
>>66260424because that's a good reason to care about them
>>66260364Took me a second to understand it.> uh yeah, nice yugioh cards frien-Oh...
>>66260423if you dont want to get goblinated, dont try to fight orcs and goblins.
>>66260410Hrud were space skaven at one point
>>66260451no, Jes Goodwin himself completely shat on that theory
>>66260401I mean current day hrud, not rogue trader hrudwhen someone asks a question about genestealers you dont start reffering to rogue trader genestealer lore, do you?
>>66260379what would be the point of having your hivefleet feed mainly on time-eating flea-people?
>>66260448>tfw enough of a turbo autist that I relate to GS' extremely lopsided revenge
>>66260466No, do more research on the history. This is why the hrud that is in the 6th ed rulebook draw heavily on that aesthetic rather than the space slugs they later became
>>66260451at one point. necrons were chaos androids at one point. plus, I am not sure if 40k skaven was ever official, it was just an idea I think..?
>>66260451not in this picture. Six-fingered hands, flat face.The Hrud, when they were named, were also given elements of skaven design just in case GW felt like making them skaven. but Skaven already existed in Rogue Trader, and this picture doesn't depict one.
>>66258942It was fairly active but now most of the players either have limited play time due to work or can almost never play due to their familial commitments, aka they can only play when their wife occasionally allows it.
>>66260444bue blue anime girls arent tauis this a psyopholy fuck my head hurts
>>66260468I do if I know there is one autist that lingers around these threads that gets triggered at the merest mention of rogue trader genestealers
>>66260491They were.Rogue Trader compendium. poisoned ammunition for ratling snipers includes rhodotoxin to kill "skaven". They were named.
>>66260481GS isnt wrong in his belief that long before the demon lord conquers the world, the goblins will destroy the towns and villages.
>>66260469I mean, like, thats the most convieniant food source for them? idk, it was just a random idea
>>66260177>that all look the fucking samedas racis
>>66260451Hrud are flymen.
>>66260501take your pills, noldorfag
>>66260514I know. I'd be right there beside him.The anime kinda tones down the catharsis because it's less brutal.But alas, this isn't /a/.
>>66260468Rogue Trader Hrud were not named, there was just this "unidentified xenos" which can retroactively be identified as a Hrud>>66260451they are distinct from skaven
>>66260488in lore and in art, Hrud are chitinous bugfucks. They arent ratmen you retard.
Hello /tg/ looking for alternative Vindicare models because I really dont want to bring 3 character models which look exactly the fuckin same.I was thinking Van Saar with 3rd party heads and snipers. any recommendations?
>>66260451>Hrud were space skaven at one pointat not a single fucking point were Hrud the Skaven>>66260549>>66260466there is significantly more lore that has hrud as bug people than your shitty fanfic
>>662605623rd party or gw only
>>66260316old gw didn't give a fuck about anything did they
>>66260545Yeah because skaven are the fantasy race, that doesn't erase the historical influencing of the design of hrud as they appeared in 6th ed or in the "nocturnal warriors of the hrud" art. They clearly toed around the idea and they became mixed for sometime before separating again later on.>>66260549Again, learn a little bit more about the history. Hrud have not been consistently described and the art is varying. The image of them as a giant slug guy from xenobiology which someone will no doubt post shortly actually came before the 6th ed art where they returned to looking all cloaked and with a long gun.
>>66260562>2 metal sculpts>plastic sculptIt's not like there's anything wrong with the old vindicare models.
>>66260562MetalNormalIdk, Hexa from infinity?van saar conversion?
>>66260562what this guy said >>66260596
>>66260562yes. Vindicare has had 3 different models. So you could try to find the alternate metal models on places like ebay. Or if you are willing to go third party, Wargames Exclusive has alternate assassin models. and I think Artel miniatures has alternate assassins as well.
>>66259851None of the rules say anything about base sizes. If GW were smart about it, the datasheets should have the official base size and shape on them.
>>66260578thishowever, Hrud were given slithery tails to allow them to be written as skaven just in case the witers wanted to.
>>66258409Try google images
>>66259513I sometimes enjoy ones that actually show the game being played, assuming the people aren't annoying and everything is painted (obviously). It's just the ones that cut and just tell you tell you what happened after a turn rather than showing it being played out that are fucking retarded.
>>66260610Why are they all female?
>>66260592learn even a little bit more: it's called Xenology
>>66260634>wargame exclusivewhy do you think
>>66260549neat, what's the source?
>>66260634because all except the callidus ones from GW are male. Do you have a problem with diversity in your death cult assassins? Because the Death Cult assassin pair is also female only from GW. Not to mention all the other assassins from boxed games GW has recently released are also female only.
>>66260610That vindicare would be perfect if so much effort wasnt put into sexualising it.>>66260607>>66260596Come on now, the old metal models are hard to acquire or cost the same as 25% off Vindicares which are better and plastic. They also look pretty goofy.
>>66260596I personally love this sculpt over any other>tfw it goes for $70 on ebay at best
>>66260578>there is significantly more lore that has hrud as bug people than your shitty fanficYeah but hruds ratlike depictions still existed as upset as it makes you. Just because you don't like it or that it was retconned doesn't really change that it happened
>>66260665What other assassins?>>66260672>look goofyu wanna fukin fit m8
>>66260562Differences in painting usually work. If you don't want to look for alternative models you could mutilate the models with a craft knife for unique battle scarring but take care.
>>66260672>That vindicare would be perfect if so much effort wasnt put into sexualising it.>>66260664>Fetishfags.Stop being fucking idiots.
>>66260672Honestly for female versions of traditionally male minis they really aren't -that- sexualized. I mean I could see a man standing in that pose.hate the helmet/mohawk though
>>66260672>They also look pretty goofy.they're the same design and sculpt quality as the plastic one, just at 28mm scale, not 32mm
>>66258942Mostly xenos75% 'nids
Reminder that Aeldari are cuter than all others (noting that this counts only specific craftworld aeldari and ignores those dirty Commoragh dwellers and the soul eating Ynarri.
>>66260680nobody denied that, bur the fact of the matter is that this illustration is very inaccurate overall
>>66260672it lookf fiiine
>>66260501They do look like t'au. You're mentally ill.
>>66260680That doesn't look like a rat though.
>>66260665I dont think its a problem with "diversity", anon is just questioning why they are all female. To be honest I think very, very little people give a shit if their minis are "diverse". they are all models for a large scale war game. most of said models will be removed by the end of said game anyway. The reason why anon doesnt question male only ranges is because males are usually the ones fighting in conflicts and warfare
>>66260712>big eyes>gasmask>long rifle>cloak and hoodEmperor Almighty!It's a Hrud! KILL IT!
>>66260729>I dont think its a problem with "diversity", anon is just questioning why they are all female.because nearly all of GW's fucking assassin models are female, so why the fuck not.
>>66260729WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FEMALE CADIANS GW
>>66260704Stop being a fetishfag.
>>66260251>someone saved my editOh gosh
>>66260744>Stop being a fetishfag.You just cant handle the fact that you have been BTFO'd. enjoy the ass you LA LA BAGUETTE
>>66260744stop being homo, noldorfag
>>66260740>nearly all of GW's fucking assassin models are femaleu wotyour image is a rogue traderof the sixteen temple assassin models, only four are women. Even if you include the five death cult assassin models, the dudes are ahead.
>>66260717This illustration was defacto what they looked like when it came out (if you follow the logic that newest release takes precedent). So saying hrud were never space rats/rat things/skaven/whatever term you want to use isn't 100% accurate because there was a time that GW clearly played with the idea. You also have to remember that hrud have never been super prevalent and have always been lingering at the back of the lore as a threatening xenos force, compared to kroot which were very well defined.>>66260728Yes it does.
>>66260769>You just cant handle the fact that you have been BTFO'd.How? Because you want me to ogle a miniature ass? That sure proves you're not a fetishfag.
>>66260784No, it doesn't. Looks like a Jawa more than a rat.
>>66260740That's not the assassin that's the rogue trader. The set doesn't have an assassin.>>66260729On one hand I agree with you on the other nearly everyone I knows does something to try and make their army stand out from just being a bunch of stock models using different third party heads, bits, bodies ,etc and frankly a female head/body is one of the easiest things to make different.
>>66260789Why are you so mentally ill that you cannot understand seeing a female form without masturbating?
>>66260217>he thinks Asians don't have their own particular brand of disgusting rice and onions sauce BO
>>66260672the metal vindicares are the best looking of the metal assassins stop being a pussy
>>66260807What makes you think I can't? Being able to recognise fetishfags doesn't make me a fetishfag myself.
>>66260793I didn't realize jawas have rat tails.Which is sort of a non statement, I have no idea what jawas look like because I don't give a shonk about star wars
>>66260732And it's based on a Jes Goodwin design too. MYTH BUSTED: H'RUD ARE JUST ELDAR RANGERS.
>>66260783>of the sixteen temple assassin models, only four are womenthere are only 4 main assassin temples. >Callidus>Culexus>Eversor>Vindicarebut there are dozens of death cult temples. None of the main 4 temples are gender locked, BUT callidus is almost entirely made up of females because female bodies work better with polymorphine than men.
>>66260809That’s less BO and just raunchy Body’s Rot smell.Is this why Asian countries have the best skincare stuffs?
>>66260819Because literally every time anyone mentions anything about an aesthetically pleasing female form you instantly go 'DON'T WANK TO IT" as if that's something anyone does. Your obsession is a classic sign of mental illness, noldorfag.
>>66260823Am I a hrud?
>>66260379Not really. They're generally only found in small colonies in far flung or seemingly inhospitable places, since most of the larger groups were wiped out during the Crusade and even after the Heresy the Imperium has made a point to thin their numbers when they can. Too many hrud in one place results in a migration, which can destabilize entire sectors for decades or even centuries, and that's before taking hrud time-fuckery into account.Besides, they're tiny, which doesn't exactly provide a lot of usable biomass.
>>66260718That model would unironically look 100% better as a dude. The head looks huge, like even worse than Guardsmen proportions, the mohawk completely fucks with the model (yes it would be easy to clip off but still) and the accessories force a very "tribal" look to the assassin compared to the normal Vindicare. If it had more body to work with (as the GW vindicare did) it would look much better.Honestly I wish they came out with proper female models for Eversor and Vindicare models ala Primaris Psyker because "girls in full black bodygloves" cant be filled solely by Callidus.
>>66260521these just came out just in case
>>66260784it's more of a Schrödinger situation. Clearly if at one point in history they decidedly wanted them to be rat-things, they would have committed to it more, but they never made up their minds.The rat tail is a backup plan IN CASE they make up their minds about what hruds look like.For all we know the little fuckers are so mutated by time travel that some of them are rats, some of them are bugs
>>66260868damn, those look pretty good.
>>66260841>literally every time anyone mentions anything about an aesthetically pleasing female form you instantly go 'DON'T WANK TO IT"No I don't, I answered why whoever made >>66260610made them all female. It was because they were fetishfags.
>>66260862All of warexs pinups have awful proportions that make them look lile gremlins. Theyre honestly pretty bad even if you're into that sort of thing
why doesn't GW make kasrkin anymore, I have 30+ of them and need more special weaponsthey're also by far the coolest looking stormtroopers
>>66260833>there are only 4 main assassin temples.Yeah, and there are four "official" models for each.>two metal 40kmodels>metal 54mm inquisitor model>plastic 40k model4x4= 16. Though I can't recall if the culexus ever got its inquisitor sculpt.anyways heresylabs makes some not!assassins, but be warned that they're fucking tiny
>>66260764I identified with the Iron Autists sentiment.Thanks friendo.
>>66260884I wish they still made inquisitorial storm troopers, but alas nobody bought them and they stopped making them. same with elysians. F even though I actually have a decent sized elysian force I wanted to expand on.
>>66260868Night Lords have some of the best aesthetics.
>>66260521>>66260868>not buying russian garage kits
>>66260878>FEMALE BODY IS A FETISH. Post your army noldorfag.
>>66260844Are you an eldar?
>>66260896If they remade inquisitorial troopers and gave them a fucking neck I'd buy them
>>66260896They were just storm troopers back in 3rd.
>>66260904I need to see the helmets on a painted model because they look retarded hereI'd probably use the skin capes tho
>>66260908Females warriors mare a fetish. Statufication also is a fetish, so I think that probably plays into it too.
>>66260896I have more elysians than I need and I still wish they made them. I'd pick some up if FW ever did a made to order run.What did you want to get for your guys?
>>66260937I think you need to go and have a wank rather than holding in all this suppressed sexual tension. You're obviously chuck full of weird fetishes and think everyone else is because of autism.
>>66260922they had completely different sculpts. what you were talking about were the Kasrkrin that they called inquisitorial stormtroopers. THESE are the original inquisitorial storm troopers
>>66260562these but they're ratling sized
>>66260937holy tisms, batman
>>66260942I needed mortar teams, heavy bolter teams and sniper teams. And a tauros venator to finish of most of my collection for what I wanted with my elysians.
>>66260953looks like discount FW heads
how can I make half decent tyranid terrain at home?
>>66260948You're an idiot. Those sculpts were introduced at the start of 3rd edition to replace the old plastic monopose and metal storm troopers.
>>66260948>THESE are the original inquisitorial storm troopersWhich were regular imperial guard stormtroopers before "inquisitorial" stormtroopers were even a thing. The studio steel legion army had a squad attached to them in the same colours.they were the original kasrkin too, if you remember the cadian army in the eye of terror book
>>66260980either try to get your hands on the old 4th edition starterbox terrain, or look up some tutorials to scratch build terrain.
>>66260945No, I just think >>66260610was made for fetishfags, browsing their catalogue I know I'm not wrong. It's not my fault you can't come to terms with the truth.
>>66260982I like how most of the models in this pic are still for sale
>>66260954Puppets war has real trouble with armor designs lmao. Its just a shit ton of plating. God forbid they have to make hands too. Puppetswar make godlike heads and weapons, but pretty shit everything else.>>66260918This kind of forgets the whole point of the Vindicare in the process of sexualisation as well. Lack of dynamic pose (so they could show the thigh gap in all its glory) and the weapon being hilariously big (like the GW vindicare is) but being handled like a pistol unlike GW vindicares (which is the reason I hate the common metal vindicare).
>>66260956Most female models are sold as hot glue material.
>>66260884>>66260896Literally just get some Anvil stuff to make your own.
>>66261027>Literally just get some Anvil stuff to make your own.anvil doesnt make the grav chutes last time I checked.
>>66261001I know you are wrong. Have a wank and stop being neurotic about your fetishes, noldorfag.And post your damn army already. I've nearly finished three more elf armies in the time since you started posting and you've yet to post one.
>>66261014And yet the commissar that's newer than that that I actually want to buy isn't anymore.
>>66261018Nobody but mentally ill 4chan deviants hot glues their models.
>>66261018>If I say so, this is true.The only person who's done this is you. Most normal people can enjoy having a female miniature and not be driven to masturbate in front of everyone. You're mentally ill and need help before you end up like Ted Bundy.
>>66261018Just because a female model is good doesn’t mean it’s made for hot glue material.
>>66261040>>66261048>>66261046What female models even exist outside of Japanese cringe comps?
>buy magnets from ebay>tracking says they arrived yesterday>still haven't gotten them>another item I bought came todayShould I wait until Friday when the rest of my stuff is set to come?
>>66261032>I know you are wrong.Right, because this wasn't made for fetishfags either, right? Just admit it. People will be more open to accepting you if you're open about it instead of getting highly defensive.
How could you kill a space marine without damaging the armor?
>>66261040reddit.com/r/cummingonfigurinesI mean, 4chan nowadays is pretty much just reddit unmasked. But yeah this subreddit exists and is full of degenerates hotgluing their expensive big tiddy anime models.
>>66258942Grey. Fucking. Tide.
>>66260948>the Kasrkrin that they called inquisitorial stormtroopersWhen has GW ever used the Kasrkin to represent generic (or Inquisitorial) stormtroopers? People just use the models, but I can't find any examples of Kasrkin models being labeled as stormtroopers.
>>66261084headshot a sargeant
>>66261081and WE also makes models like this. What fetish is this for?
>>66261084Psychic powers is an easy cop out, maybe one that causes instant brain death or turns the marine into red paste inside his armor. Otherwise something like toxic gas (ala Nurgle) or other xeno tech.
>>66259508Is Titanicus bad?Also, how is Sanctus Reach?
>>66261081This is /tg/. I could go on about futanari diaper wearing giantess aliens and it'd be accepted. I don't give a fuck about posting about fetish shit on /tg/. You however are mentally ill if you think the only reason that miniature exists is for masturbation and I think you genuinely need help.
>>66261087Notice the distinct lack of wargame miniatures there.
>>66261110Not all models they make have to be for fetish purposes, they're just proven to make them.
>>66261081No, it's made for collectors and people who either for aesthetics or jokingly want cheesecake in their army. Grow up.
>>66261110It upsets me greatly that they can make really nice sculpts that dont need to be "big tiddy sexy version" to sell. Imagine if they used this approach to the assassins? Plenty of people would shell out for alternative assassins.
>>66261134What's proven that? Are you so mentally ill that you think your word is proof?Have sex. Legitimately.
>>66261118>You however are mentally ill if you think the only reason that miniature exists is for masturbationI don't think people have to masturbate to their fetishes. But it's an obvious fetish none the less.>>66261145Stop making excuses. It's pure fetish material. >>66261156>What's proven that?All the fetish models they've made.
>>66261132>"Nobody but mentally ill 4chan deviants hot glues their models."Bro, Wargame exclusive clearly design their female models for horny sad men who need their models to be sexy while sacrificing how their army looks. I dont doubt for a second some sad faggot has jizzed over his female commisar. You wanted evidence people outside this shitty club hotglue, I gave you it.
>>66258942Bad enough that I'm actively hoping the new GW store that just opened up last weekend runs the LGS out of business
>>66261145>>66261156Dudes, your titty models make everyone uncomfortable, they're just too nice and passive to say it to your face. That shit has no place in a war game, and you're probably autistic if you haven't picked up on that by now.
>>66261147Most of their models aren't pinups. However their pinups are most recognizable and well known because it triggers autists every time, without fail. L
>>66261081Or they could want to evoke a certain kind of aesthetic or tone in the games or miniatures, or have an aesthetically pleasing female figure in their collection or any dozens of reasons why people have female miniatures. Like say a homage to barbarian films or Red Sonja comics or such. >>66261174I think he may have a point. You are actually mentally unstable.
>>66261174just because some of the models WE makes does not mean they are only a fetish model studio.
>>66261185No you didn't. You posted something completely seperate to wargame miniatures. I think you're weird, twisted and obsessed. My advice is to allow yourself to realise the difference between reality and fiction, stop stalking women and go see a shrink. You have problems.
if a weapon has, say d3 shots, and the entire unit is equipped with them, should I just roll 1d3 for the entire unit or a d3 per dude
>>66261207No, the only person here who is autistic is the one who has problems with any female depiction in miniatures which makes his peepee feel funny. It's actually very common in autistic people to have such issues and combined with an absolute belief that they alone are right and a black/white approach to various issues leaves me to think that he may legitimately be spastic.
>>66261244it's roll per dude, certain units like lootas specify that you roll once for the whole unit.
>>66261214>Or they could want to evoke a certain kind of aesthetic or tone in the games or miniatures, or have an aesthetically pleasing female figure in their collection or any dozens of reasons why people have female miniatures.Yeah, because they have a fetish. It's like having a waifu body pillow and cliaming you just like the art and think it ties your room together. People don't buy it. >I think he may have a point. You are actually mentally unstable.Nope, I'm not the one trying to defend fetish models as anything but.>>66261224Sure, but the point is they make lots of fetish models.
>>66261257okay thanks anon
>>66261214the models in that pic are appropriate for fantasy/sci-fithey are dressed scantily but they're still a recognizable trope from those kinds of settings, giving them plausible deniability in terms of being fetish material>>66261081the model in this pic is some autistic fetish shit that makes everyone quietly pity you and pray that they aren't the one stuck playing with youunderstand the difference
>>66260112Needs to be Valhallan or at least somehow slav themed. It would probably kinda clash with out-of-the-box Cadians.
>>66261283>Sure, but the point is they make lots of fetish models.okay, so what? Raging Heroes, Kingdom Death and many others make fetishy models. But that doesnt make them only a fetish model studio. Wargames Exclusive makes a LOT of kits, including Blood Pact cultist.
>>66261253I think you’re right, this doesn’t seem like bait - too earnest and genuine.
Posting the Fallen Angel for my Deathwatch Kill Team
>>66261231Too blatant mate. Youre hooking people in but youre going too deep into the shitty psycho analyse routine.
>>66261244Each unless specifiedLike >>66261257 said, or the number of attacks that a unit of possessed has
>>66258942I think that's actually the shop I go to. Fuck, what did I miss this time?
>>66261292Moving goalposts much?
>>66261333What's more likely? That hordes of companies are making miniatures of women for men to fap onto or you have the wrong end of the stick?
>>66261207Actually my warband won the best force prize at my club's last tournament but thanks for continuing to make yourself look foolish.
>>66261313>okay, so what?So they make fetish models for fetishfags. I don't know why you're trying to grill me over this.>But that doesnt make them only a fetish model studio. Yeah I said that in the very post you just replied to.
>>66261333>HUR I POSTED UNATTRACTIVE MAN. A few times trolling is fine. Dedicated posting like this over months is an obsession. Get. Help.
>>66261362They don't make fetish models for fetishfags. You've yet to prove that. All you've proven is that you're obsessed with them.
>>66261378>They don't make fetish models for fetishfags.They clearly do. Would you really say >>66261081wasn't intended for fetishfags?
>>66261327Looks a little busy, also you better put some primaris legs on that thing
>>66261031Don't know how legit it is, but:http://all4wargames.com/product/grav-chute-pack-of-10/check out TPC recasters too, I'm pretty sure I saw a grav chute on their site.
>>66261292They show far more skin than the examples the idiot spamming that they're fetishy has.
>>66261405Yes. Absolutely. Unless the fetish is 'woman.'
>>66260399Alpharius requires an invite, he keeps track of who he lets in. Just go to yoyhammer and comment on his latest catalog that you want in.
>>66261494If the Primaris Legs are for accurate scale, I have to respectfully decline as I prefer the Praetor Legs since they give his armor a sense of antiquity.
>>66261031Mad Robot and Maxmini do, though. IIRC there's another 3rd party who does them, but I can't find them right now (Puppetswar does packs, but I think they've stopped doing Guard-scale stuff entirely)>https://madrobotminiatures.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=9_17&products_id=45>https://maxmini.eu/conversion-bits/torsos-and-arms