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BAN CONTAINMENT PRIEST edition
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solid 0/10 op
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faggot OP
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where my liquimetal smooth semen boys at
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>>66249093
Just use Lightning Bolt you stupid fucking nigger
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>>66249170
>>66249093
>>66249104
are we really going to bring the racism and homophobia from the previous thread into this one as well?
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>>66249181
fuck off faggot
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>>66249181
fuck off you fucking faggot
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so shitslinging aside

can someone tell me the current viability of The Rock? how proficient do I need to be with it to pull good results? for a list that seems like it just boils down to goodcards.dec, I don't really see it having a lot of room for error being a fair deck and all
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>>66249346
>fair deck
>in modern
You'll be hurting
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>>66249346
You can't afford to mess up but good stuff piles are usually pretty straightforward to pilot so there's not a ton of room TO mess up. If you're not a scrub you'll do fine
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>>66249346

dark confidant wins their game for them, tracker with fetches and field is boss, kalitas lifegain and scooze make or break games, goyf gonna goyf, push and trophy are great in modern, manlands save days and liliana should be 3x.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMei_cxSC0c
imagine how fun magic would've been during the '90s, bros...
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>>66249181
kys gaslighting gigafag
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>>66249623
Fair and honestpilled
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>>66249181
>are we really going to bring the racism and homophobia

Where do you think you are?
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>>66249346
You have a lot of discard to protect yourself. Lead with that.
Then remove their threats.
Then play a creature and beat them to death.
It is fairly simple. As with any deck, you have to read what matchup you have, being a thoughtseize deck makes that very easy.
Simply plan out every turn and see what is most likely to earn you a win.
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>>66249862

necropotence, beta swamps, dark ritual, gotta love it
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>>66250318
play old school / middle school / legacy / vintage
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>>66249862

NO SLEEVES AND SHUFFLING DUAL LANDS LIKE THAT ;_;
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>>66249862
>unsleeved mash + riffle shuffle
Ahhh... the good ol days
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>>66249181
>>/reddit/
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>>66250334
Even if it was just the price of a current standard deck, I would still be very careful doing this.
Riffle shuffle is easier to protect the cards though. I do that for sealed when my pool is shit.
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>>66250318
>dark ritual banned in middle school
>necropotence banned in premodern
It's not like I have people in my area interested in these formats, but the banlists from these cool formats suck, gibbi the broken shit
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>Why didnt you buy free value editions anon?
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>>66250559
Nice.
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>>66250559
>Where do you think you are?
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>>66250559
pringle collector
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Anyone care to give some feedback on this list?

I'm trying to do right by a buddy and put together a zoo deck that can drop an Emrakul because Anni 6 is actually pretty cool.
I feel like it's almost playable, but RG is not really my wheelhouse so some tweaks would be greatly appreciated.
SB is that good white shit, but I'm a little unsure that the manabase can support it. Although Heirarch's birbs and manamorphoses will probably do the trick.
Cryptic Command still shits fury down Emrakul's mouths, but I feel confident that the deck can at least stand some chance.
http://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/zoo-the-breach/
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>>66250559
God, you have no idea how much I hate the Planeswalker type as a concept. Magic really went downhill after Time Spiral block.
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>>66250559
I did though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwLl-WsyJeA&list=PLxm_VNGIWv3GEWiPZcEXskKmc1GVmk3ZN&t=11m58s

imagine doing this with unsleeved cards today lmao
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>>66250690
It could obviously work but you don't run many cards to actually use in your combo.
You could easily add nahiri to make it more consistent.
But I think the main problem is it is a single line of attack which is easy to shut down.
Cryptic command or bridge kills you with no way to recover.
Surgical your through the breach is game too. Exiling the emrakul also makes it impossible to win.
Obviously you can still beat down with trackers, but they are still vulnerable to the same common strategies.
And with so few creatures, most people just use their removal on those creatures and then you have a hard time winning.
Either go in harder towards the combo or add something more.
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>>66250709
>used to be repeatable sorcery permanent
>now planeswalkers are repeatable sorceries attached to enchantments
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>>66250690
Like the other anon said, it seems too disperse. Your time of need basically become dead draws after the first or after you draw emrakul. Not really feeling this one senpai
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>It's that time again. Hand over your wimmin, white boi.
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>>66250826
>>66250865
I was hoping Thrun might be a possible back up in case Emrakul gets super hell'd. Can't count the times I've just not had an answer for him when he comes down.
I was considering nuRhonas and Hazoret as additional targets for Time of Need.
Maybe cut down on the other critters.
Guy doesn't want to run PWs.
I was contemplating if Rituals would be worth going for, maybe further cuts to creatures?
I believe there is enough removal to deal with Bridge at least, and definitely so after SB.

I was wondering if there would be anything to do with this guy, I just can't see him surviving a rotation.

I hope I don't sound too belligerent, just trying to help a friend on no sleep at all.
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>>66250559
>all the new pw's are so dark can't see shit.
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>>66250904
>*teleports behind you*
>*murrs you x3*
Nothin personnel kitten
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>>66250559
bcuz yuropoor + i hate this kind of fake collector shit for jotc to abuse the secondary market at their advantage. This should be illegal. Actually i'm pretty sure it's illegal.
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>>66248481
>put them between 2 plexi plates and slowly roll over it with my car,
The fuck nigga, you know you will crush them, right?
>>66248613
>where do you work where a 1000 dollar discretionary purchase is somehow beyond the pale
What responsible adult would ever waste 1000 bucks on motherfucking cardboard? We're all manchildren trying to justify our retarded hobby here, stop acting so high and mighty.
Any sane person would try to cut losses first instead of wasting more money too.
>>66249098
>>66249306
>>66249469
Based resident nazi. Africa BTFO.
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>>66250559
>giving in to wotc’s greed
Fool
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>>66249469
>our best option to save as humanly as possible the human race from this threat is to find an ethnovirus targeting black populations. I know for a fact Israel is alrdy working on it.
Kek
Where did you get this idea, from an anime?
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>>66251125
Imagine being this continental where he thinks """ethics""" have anything to do with legality
>>66249469 (Cross-thread)
>I know for a fact Israel is alrdy working on it.
Holy shit my sides, what the fuck?
Is this pro Israel propaganda?
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>>66250559
I didn't get the previous ones, though I may pick up a LTLH and an Elspeth at some point. I'm also a little interested in Jaya, Sorin, and Kaya.
I don't have a Commander deck for Vraska to go in but I really like her rules.
>>66250604
Based magnanimousfag
>>66251191
>>66251125
>>66250946
>>66250709
>>66250667
>>66250636
Seething poorfags, then again it is yuro hours.
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>>66251250
He's right, you know.
They're selling the same product, cardboard, for an incredibly inflated price compared to their regular one. What's their justification? They legally can't attribute any specific value to cards other than the production one if they want to avoid the gatcha/gamble lawsuit. They're walking on pretty fucking thin ice here, they already were with Masters sets but with this Mythic Timmy shit they passed the line in my opinion and could very well lose in court if anyone ever bothered to sue them.
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>>66251285
>Mythic Timmy
Go back to YouTube, you clod.
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>/mmg/ - unwarranted racism
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>>66251168
>this wall of truth bombs
the absolute MADLAD kek
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>>66251297
Nice argument, anon.
>>66251322
>unwarranted
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>>66251322
I honestly find it amusing how racist the poorfags are. They always crawl out of the woodwork at the same time.
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>>66251348
How can I be racist if I masturbate to black girls?
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>>66251225
probably from Utopia, a Britbong show about a conspiracy revolving around an ethnovirus. Actually pretty good show, and the ost is stellar, but obviously since it's an actual good show from Britain it got cancelled to allow more seasons of big brother.
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>>66251348
Seethe
>>66251283
Cope
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I don't have a single fair deck, I'm actually hoping for some goodies in mh, while it's immensely fun to slam big eldrazi bois every turn or draw my entire deck and toss lands at my opponents face, sometimes I feel like just playing spells. On that note I'm thinking of building bw pestilence for pauper
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>>66251587
get help, anon
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>>66251601
>stop describing reality goy, get help, i know a very good psy, the dr noseberg, he is specialized in this kind of pathologies. Don't forget goy : truth bad, propaganda good!
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>>66251587
I'm not a libcuck though.
I actually agree with your spoiler.
And no I don't think shitholes like Chicago or Munich and the like are praiseworthy places.

I've got plenty of ethnic friends that are financially unstable, and have strong character, and plenty of white friends that are poor and of strong character. Same goes for well heeled in both categories.
Being a racist only drags your mojo down, man. Just ignore these people you thave decided to devote energy to disliking and probably never interact with outside what you read on cripplechan.
Just clean your room, and improve your self ;^)

>You mean between midnight and midnight, monday morning to sunday evening?
No, I mean midday when the Scandishits wake up.
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>>66251676
>No, I mean midday when the Scandishits wake up.
Absolutely based.
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>>66251676
>No, I mean midday when the Scandishits wake up.
Finfag btfo
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>>66251587
This is very true but the opposite is true as well, it's not like there's no propaganda of the opposite type. The nigger is not the criminal in every case, the politician that tells you he is is more of a criminal himself in 99% of the cases.
Never forget to maintain a cool head and judge case by case.
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what an awful thread
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>>66251524
>I don't have a single fair deck
Build the rock, the deck is pulling very decent results since a while. As i theorized a while back the deck was having difficulties because how 20 hp is too low for modern for any bob deck, when the mana base alone eat up between 25 to 45% of your life total all alone. But since then naturally the deck adapted to this constraint by playing md a lot of lifegain to be able to reach the late game : collective brut x2, scooze x3, kalistas x2 and finks and even feed the clan sometimes in sb. Historically, lifegain was deemed one of the worst strategy/capacity (and still is in some formats) but it was theorized a decade, even more, ago. Now aggro decks are extremely efficient, and even most combos decks rarely have infinite loops, they usually try to deal around 20 dmg and call it a day (storm, amulet titan, valakut, grishoal..).
Life gain is usually shit in control or ramp matches where it's an attrition war or prison decks who try to lock you out. But modern is mostly made of aggro and midrange brews. It's not for nothing the standard to know if your deck is viable is to be able to beat burn. That's why i believe one of the most underestimated deck is martyr life. The deck almost can't lose to non infinite combos, have insanely good matchups vs aggros and burn decks who ends up running out of gas very quickly, is okayish vs control thanks to the mountain of CA but usually struggle vs ramp and infinite combos (tho it depends of the number of runed halo md for the latter).
tldr : play life gain to win vs 70% of the meta in modern, and it's fair

>while it's immensely fun to slam big eldrazi bois every turn
hmmmm k...
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>people actually act self-righteous on 4chan
only on 4chan can threads like >>>/trv/1587112 and autismus maximus's schizo dissertation about haplogroups exist together

merfolk was here
*dabs*
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>>66249093
Why does MtGO look so bad? Play Arena, man
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>>66251844
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>>66251833
Based floofposter
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>>66251722
>politician that tells you he is is more of a criminal himself in 99% of the cases
I can only agree with this statement anon. Left or right, it really is a mafia. Banks are too big to fail and politicians too corrupted to jail. I don't remember the last time an important political figure went behind the bars, while every day of the week you have huge scandals involving them. At least few decades ago, even if not jailed, they had the decency to resign from their offices, now they are shameless parasites hooked at their positions like a leech on a fat cow.
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>>66251524
pestilence is not fun i built it its a one trick linear turdpile
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>>66251897
dont you have a legends of the galactic heroes thread to jerk off in or something, fuck off with your logorrhea
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>>66251912
why do you decide to answer this >>66251897
when you could have very well answered that >>66251828 ?
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>>66251927
why do you think I give a fuck
go watch meatspin for an hour it turns into a swastika
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>>66251912
>dont you have a legends of the galactic heroes thread to jerk off in or something
Kek.
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Got some Katanas. Feel really good and thinking of getting more of them and replacing some older sleeves
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>>66251979
ps. not sponsored or anything. just made the post cause I remembered NA people cant get their hands on this easily for some reason. in eu these are in every store
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>>66251979
>Katanas
*katana

I already did. Pic related is me and my katana. Watch out when I'm around if you don't wanna end up the same way of the people that tried to antagonize me. Don't ask, just be aware they won't make the same mistake twice.
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>>66252027
I don't see any katana in your pic anon. But it would be fitting so well i can almost see it too.
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>>66249181
Go fuck urself and get something positive out of it
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>>66252064
>Go fuck urself and get something positive out of it
Like HIV positive?
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I did the worst mistake of my life guyz. Out of boredom i decided to check my cancelled orders on mcm from 2017/18.
>ulamog for 9€
>ugin for 22€
>tolaria west for 2€
>titi for 3€
Hold me bros, the feels are too strooooooooooong
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Does the colouring of the cards vary a little in older 90s sets? I got 2 of the same cards they feel the same and real comparing to other cards but the colouring is little bit different on both of the cards
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>>66252120
Also want to add that the smell on both cards also is right
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>>66252120
They vary more than a little anon, i've some old cards where it's day and night, so don't worry you most likely have legit shit.
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>>66252189
Ok cause I remember hearing about it and the feel of the cards is spot on so its probably just the quality of the printing back then thats causing it
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>>66250559
>From The Vault foiling
G R I M
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>>66252120
You should be fine, WotC quality control was even worse back then
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>>66252120
Bust the light from your phone out and take them out of a sleeve.
Shine the light through them, You can very easily see the pattern of the paper through it, you can use another card for reference, it is very hard to replicate.
Fake cards fail this and there is no doubt. They used to be completely dense so you couldn't see through them at all, but now they are just much darker and you can easily see they have been made in a different way.

If this isn't enough, buy a loupe and look at the printing patterns. Get a reference card to make sure, but you are in autism terriotory here and the feel test and light test is far easier to administer and can instantly tell you if it is fake or not.
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What are your thoughts on the new Niv-Mizzet memery? There are a bunch of cards like Finks, Trophy, BBE, Helix or Supreme Verdict that are pretty good on their own and meet the building requirements of Niv. Plus with Shardless Agent and Baleful Strix it could have legs to be a fun and decent tier 2-ish deck.
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>>66252643
It wouldn't be bad if Niv Mizzet wasn't 5 mana and Agent and Strix were legal in Modern.
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>>66251979
seconding this, these are by far the best sleeves I ever tried, and I'm a sucker for accessories so I've tried a lot of them. these are better than old school kmc hyper mats
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Brew with me TG

1 Academy Ruins
1 Blast Zone
2 Chalice of the Void
1 Cyclonic Rift
1 Dismember
4 Expedition Map
1 Field of Ruin
1 Ipnu Rivulet
5 Island
4 Karn, the Great Creator
1 Mindslaver
1 Oblivion Stone
4 Remand
3 Repeal
1 River of Tears
1 Supreme Will
3 Talisman of Dominance
4 Thirst for Knowledge
2 Thought-Knot Seer
1 Tolaria West
1 Ugin, the Ineffable
4 Urza's Mine
4 Urza's Power Plant
4 Urza's Tower
2 Walking Ballista
1 Warping Wail
2 Wurmcoil Engine

1 Aetherize
1 Chalice of the Void
1 Crucible of Worlds
1 Disdainful Stroke
1 Dismember
1 Ensnaring Bridge
1 Grafdigger's Cage
1 Liquimetal Coating
1 Mycosynth Lattice
1 Negate
1 Oblivion Stone
1 Spatial Contortion
1 Spellskite
1 Trinisphere
1 Walking Ballista

Ok so the main idea is to make it more prison style, upping the number of Ugin to 2, adding 3 ensnaring bridge to the main, maybe 4x simian spirit guide, add a muddle the mixture to tutor for the cyclonic rift.

I'd apreciate some help since I'm kinda shit at building decks
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>>66251833
Pic is cute. Sauce?
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>>66252688
At least one of those two will be come Modern Horizons. About Niv, Birds of Paradise and a lot of removal and gold value cards can get you there, no?
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>>66253099
Looks like something by Kenichi Sonoda.
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>>66253099
It looks like it might be a character from something called Gunsmith Cats, if my googlefu means anything
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What's the deal with Leylines? Do you just run 4 and hope for the best?
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>>66253264
yes, You try to mulligan into them.
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>>66253264
You also run the mana to cast them if you draw them turn 4.
But yes, it is a free spell that you bring in if it breaks the opponents deck.
Eg sanctity vs discard, burn and mill, void vs graveyard decks.
Running a single leyline makes no sense unless you can tutor it. it is usually 4 or nothing.
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>>66253371
>You also run the mana to cast them if you draw them turn 4.
Many decks run them even without mana to cast them.
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Could tron run finale of devastation with a lil creature toolbox?
Triggering the +x/+x doesn't seems to difficult for the deck and a 20/20 haste ulamog exiling the potential blockers sound really sexy
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>>66253803
Ulamog's exile 2 permanents trigger won't happen if you finale it as he isn't being cast.
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I played against a guy playing The Rock this week and every time Tracker gave him a clue he said 'give it to me daddy'. What exactly would possess someone to do this? How do I even react to that aside from looking at him awkwardly the whole game?
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>>66253222
Thanks, bro.
>>66253261
Sweet. And even if that isn't it, it's certainly cute. The parental advisory is disconcerting, though.
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>>66253967
>How do I even react to that
You give it to him, daddy.
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>>66253967
He was hitting on you, cutie pie.
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What's some shit that feels especially dumb to you? As someone that has a playset just from incidentally having bought some NPH back in the day (literally just one box and a fat pack), this is nuts.
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Missing 8 cards from my legacy deck. Cant wait to start solitaire cause I can play magic in person like 5 times a year when friend visits. Hopefully my brew isnt a total meme
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>>66254229
I dunno. Recently I sold playsets of Paradox Engine and Gemstone Caverns, having picked them up ages ago for maybe $4 each. It wasn't an investment or anything, just bought them to tinker with some shitbrews. A lucky payout for me, indeed.
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>>66254299
>missing 8 cards for my legacy deck
>mfw those cards are 4 Underground Sea and 4 Volcanic Island
I-it's almost complete! ;_;
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woops

https://www.mtggoldfish.com/price/Darksteel/Trinisphere#paper
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>>66254477
Actually Im missing some basic lands + 1 dual cause I cannot decide what old foils I want to use. Hardest decision to make when ordering cards. Oh and also missing 1 foil arclight phoenix
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>>66254547
>foils
Ugh.
Why anon? Just use regular cards like a normal christian. What lands do you need? Let me search in my database for you.
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>>66253967
That all depends on if youre packing a tireless tracker in your shorts or more of a slippery bogle?
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>>66254608
swamps. I use the oldest possible foils which arent that bad cause they actually arent pringles and look nice
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>>66254609
Kek
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>>66254609
I'm more of a scavenging ooze myself if you know what I mean.
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>>66254635
This purple one with the moon in foil looks nice.
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>>66254705
My sides.
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I don't know what the deal is the with pringles meme, honestly. Is it just people not storing cards properly or what? I have a big 3-drawer armoire I keep my cards in and, despite even owning an all-foil EDH deck, I haven't had any noticeable issues with foils warping. Not even FtVs.
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>>66254923
Really? You don't noticed them warped right out of the pack?
Must be either some climate mumbo jumbo or you're lying on the internet
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Posted this before, but this is what you do with Pringles.

Good luck. This wasn't easy.
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>>66255010
The only cards I've had come warped out of the box were Duel Decks: Merfolk vs. Goblins.
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>>66254923
>armoire
Gay.
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>>66255511
Unironically this.
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Bought in bulk and I'm making three or four times my money back.
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>>66253006
this is just a shittier U Tron
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>>66249093
I am new at this, but what is the difference between the two mtg generals?
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>>66255737
https://magic.wizards.com/en/game-info/gameplay/rules-and-formats/formats
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>>66255756
thank you
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>>66255567
Still not worth the time and effort needing to liquidate those cards into money
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>>66249181
neck yourself faggot.
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>>66250904
>kang part of a group that steals money
>threatens you with violence
>only cares about money and immediate gratification
just like regular niggers.
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>>66255511
>>66255521
It was my dad's. It's a bigass rosewood bastard that's older than some of the people in this thread.
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>>66255901
I got this really cheap so I'm almost done making my money back. Just need to sell about 50 bucks more of cards and I think I'll keep the rest to brew or EDH. But you are right, that's the main reason the guy sold this to me.
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>>66256328
Meh, I lose interest in anything once it's over 16 years old.
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>>66256328
As if that makes it any less gay
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>>66256407
Does it help to know I'm a girl (female)?
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>>66256444
Girls can be gay. Gay
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>>66256444
That's honestly even gayer.
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>>66256476
For srs.
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>>66256444
Disgusting that you assume that matters
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>>66256444
>timestamp
>gtfo
Pick one.

Or both.
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>>66256444
As if that wasn't obvious from you caring that it was rosewood.
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>>66251844
i believe that's xmage
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>>66256444
post shocklands or gtfo
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>>66250843
They're litterally enchantments with charge counters and an activated ability in this set. Its really dumb they dont feel like something that's their own even,
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>>66256656
>not OG Ravnica
Failure.
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>>66256656
I hate shocklands. They should print duals with just 1 basic type for shits and giggles. Or snow abur duals cause fucking snow covered underground sea would be the most beautiful thing ever
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>>66256707
>BUH BUH SPIRIT OF RESERVED LIST
>BUH BUH RESERVE LIST
>MUH INVESTMENTS
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>>66256756
Lmao even I own duals but Im not selling so I dont care if its worth 1 dolla or 500 dolla
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If you support any concession to the reserved list, you are not a fan of Magic.
Magic has only gotten this far because of the hype and mystique around the reserved list. No one's portfolio should be ruined just because some Timmy didn't buy their duals before they spiked to $500+
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>>66256797
>If you support any concession to the reserved list, you are not a fan of Magic.
That's the gayest thing I've read in a while.
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>>66256444
Post hands.
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>>66256867
Parents bought me an Apple Watch a few days ago for my birthday.
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>>66256797
>being this much of a stupid nigger
>thinking you are entitled to your cards being worth literally anything
>not understanding how the reserved list is an inherently bad thing for the game.

please neck yourself or jump in front of a train since you clearly don't understand shit. not that im surprised that a nigger doesn't know anything
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>>66256914
I know it's a larp, but I still laughed.
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>>66256914
Would somebody do that? Go on the internet and tell lies?
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>>66256914
You like to eat don’t you?
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>>66256914
How many decks do you accidentally eat in a year?
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>>66257004
>decks
Wrong vowel, friend.
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imagine if any 10 year old timmy could crack a black lotus. it would kill a lot of the hype around the card.
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>>66257185
>I got a Black Lotus!
>A kid also has one, so now it's lame.
Fucking kill yourself, hipster faggot.
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>>66254721
That's no moon.
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>>66257185
Whats the hype around it only than the 30k price? Even in vintage its just used for swingy turns and playing it actually doesnt feel that great. I enjoy legacy way more than the mini commander of power nine matches that end fast or go into topdeck wars for 20 turns
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>>66257237
this is literally how collecting works
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>>66257296
What is it then?
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>>66257315
your moms ass lol gottem
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>>66257315
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>>66257315
Have you honestly never seem Star Wars?
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>>66257296

<3
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>>66257363
I mean it is actually one of Mirrodin's 5 sun's.
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>>66257332
No
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>>66257394
Hush. You're ruining it.
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>>66257332
I don't watch movies made before 2000. They look so bad and boring.
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>>66257327
>>66257394
>lorelets trying to step
Different Mirran cultures perceive them as sun or moons interchangeably.
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>>66257394
What's a Mirrodin sun doing on Lorwyn?
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>>66257315
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>>66257467
That's a New Phyrexia swamp bro up in the original post >>66254721
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>>66257457
Oh, so you're like 10.
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>>66257600
People who were born in 2001 can post here without breaking the rules, anon.
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>>66257495
Kek, I dunno why I was convinced it was a Shadowmoor one.
I'm the original poster of that land.
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>>66257618
>spoiler
fugg
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>>66257600
No, I'm 25 years old. I love watching movies but the old ones just don't do it for me, nothing ever happens.
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>>66257664
>t. Only watches Michael Bay films
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>>66257730
go watch 12 angry men or schindler's list, boomer.
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Im playing buried alive and phoenix and am thinking of getting fow package into the mostly black deck cause I have troubles with alot of combo in my meta. Can I replace buried alive with intuition?
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>>66257812
I was watching 2001: A Space Odyssey just yesterday. You kids really do make me feel old.
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evens go to modern night
odds go see that new capeshit movie with my stepson
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>>66257730
What's wrong with Michael Bay?
I love Transformers.
>>66257812
I don't watch black and white movies.
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>>66257840
No one can elaborate on this? It would allow a fow splash easier and instead 3 phoenixes it would cycle itself and also give a card in hand. Also can be used to tutor every answer outside phoenixes too.
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>>66258897
>Legacy questions
>Modern Magic General
Fuck off, retard. Us Moderners will reply to you if we feel like it.
But because you're self-bumping a barely more than an hour old post, I've just let the discord know not to reply to you.
Maybe we'll help you, next thread.
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>>66258790
>I love Transformers
I bet you do, retard.
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>>66259012
Don't tell me you prefer those shitty black and white movies to a movie with giant robots fighting, anon. Like, you know what it takes to animate those robots with the computer and make it realistic? Some shitty 50s movie with no talent and no work behind it could never compare.
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>>66258985
i feel bad for legacy hipsters, they're basically homeless. pls no bully
>>66257840
>>66258897
fow is definitely an important card to have against both combo and control, and having more instants and sorceries does make pheonix better. i'd ditch nightmare, feels out of place in a pheonix deck as an enchantment
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Tadaima~
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>>66259340
Nope. But transformers are a near perfect litmus test for whether someone is a plebeian retard.
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>>66258985
lmao did mother forget to change your diapers or what? dumb post from this guy
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>>66259618
Get litty, hipster.
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>>66259804
>he thinks transformers being blatantly plebeian is hipster
>doesn't even use his shitty zoomer niggerspeak correctly
Confirmed retard.
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>>66259956
Are you having a stroke, grampa?
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>>66259956
How are you still taking the bait at this point?
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>>66260077
u on the right
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>>66259492
Okaeri
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I WANT TO BELIEVE
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Basking Rootwallabro wouldn't have a negative effect on modern. Prove me wrong. And I mean, he'd be just in time to soak in the summer sunshine. It's literally perfect.
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>>66261219
Bazaar in Modern.
fight me
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>>66261219
Watch out, this card can be a free spell. This could seriously do some damage.
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>>66261449
>fight me
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>>66261485
whoop de fuckin do memnite is a 1/1 for 0 and literally nobody cares
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>>66261219
Then reprint this and poochie
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>>66261727
We have Noose Constrictor
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>>66261745
But i want my circular logic. The dog is just nostalgia
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There isn't a standard/limited thread up now so I just want to say that Liliana is pants-on-head retarded. I just swung a game where I was at 1 life and my opponent was at 40.
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>London mulligan is not on MTGO anymore
WE DID IT BROS!!!
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>>66261853
>mull to 4
>...
>game 2?
Nice job, retards.
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>>66261915
>mull to 4
>didn't matter because you got t1 neoformed anyway
>game 2?
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>>66249181
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>>66261958
>i'd like to respond to neoform
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>>66261958
>Neoform working without London Mulligan
What did she mean by this?
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Just wondering, what’s the ratio of fair to unfair decks. Not including win rates.
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>abolish the reserved list!
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>>66249181
nigger faggot
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>>66262259
Why would they put Abolish on the Reserved List?
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>>66249093
So I wanted to know if any of you guys have been brewing with proliferate. I’ve been trying out the new proliferators in standard and I’m pretty impressed, so I updated the deck for modern.

https://tappedout.net/mtg-decks/proliferate-superfriends-3/?cb=1558056951

What are your thoughts on the deck?, also could pic related maybe fit in over Bioessence Hydra?
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>>66262641
garbage
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>>66262692
Fun garbage tho
You should see my Modern Feather deck
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>>66262641
desu these type of midrange decks really suffer because tron exists in the format
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>>66262797
Throw in ghost quarter or field of ruin, some artifacts hate for o-stone and Tron isn't that scary. There is no point in telling people they can't play whatever deck they like just because they might loose.
Dying turn 3 to burn is also a concern for most decks, it doesn't mean burn is the only deck in the format.
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>>66249093
Thinking of building Eldrazi Taxes, but maybe Ad Nauseam would be better. Does anyone have experience with either, particularly Ad Naus? It seemed slow when I tested it.
Also looking for other budget decks I suppose.
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>cardfight players think $200 is very expensive
When did Magic become such a stupidly expensive game?
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>>66249181
faggot
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>>66264589
ad naus is probably better but it folds hard to decks like jund, shadow, and mill
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>>66249181
faggot nigger
naggot figger
fagger niggot
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>>66262119

ghetto fow it is then
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I keep hoping that as the years go by, I'll eventually get used to planeswalkers existing in the game.

But I don't think it's ever going to happen. I hate them so much on such a core and visceral level. It's phenomenal.
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>>66262641
>superfriends
Boring and basic bitch
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what's the best place to get custom playmats printed?
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Tronchads, what build are you running to deal with burn? I've been losing pretty badly with G Tron.
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>>66264675
I glanced through the price history of several Modern staples and there seems to be a recurring spike on a lot of them in mid 2015 (especially for cards that were already on the rise and didn't get reprinted in MM2). The "accessibility" meme with MMA started the rise of a bunch of cards, where the fact a few cards in an archetype were now easier to get meant every other card in the archetype suddenly experienced an influx in demand, and then MM2 began a trend where not getting reprinted meant a card spiked in price massively.
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>>66264891
They're awful from both a flavor and gameplay perspective, it's true.
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Imagine playing against someone willing to do this to their cards.
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>>66265067
What exactly did they do?
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Containment priest is in modern?
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>>66265096
Manhandled his cards.
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>>66264891
what do you hate so much about them?
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>>66265015
tronmutt here, if im expecting to run into heavy burn i play G/B tron instead. essentially you're splashing black for 3/4 collected brut and a couple of fatal pushes in the main

the landbase is the same except instead of 5 forests you run 3 blooming marsh a llanowar waste and a basic/blast zone

mainboard i usually do

-1 ulamog
-3 relic
-1 ballista

the early interaction with push and a 3 mode brut makes game 1 an ez win for you desu

and post board it gets even easier with nature claim and thragtusk. if u can help it use it on one of your eggs or wormcoil to cuck path/revelry/smash

gl anon beat down those burnlets
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>>66265197
Based qt tron waifu.
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>>66265037
>goblin guide used to be $40
i'm so glad i built burn after mm3
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>>66264891
I agree with this super hard.
It reminds me if something I've been meaning to bring up, you know, just to test the waters.
Has anyone ever tried to "redo" magic? I've been thinking of a project of going through every modern legal set, and changing rules or abilites, adding/removing cards, altering costs or types, (and describing possible alternate art to remove say, blacks in Theros or the not-slivers in m14 and on) all in the name of re-balancing the game from a playing perspective. One of my ideas is of course, remove the planeswalker type since it's a game warping idea that's hard to inpliment and shat on established lore so we could follow the same boring fucks every block. Then post it in a pastebin or something as I go.
It's an autistic idea, but would anyone even look if I tried this? Has this been tried already?
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>>66265338
I bought into Burn when they were $5 each.
Joining Modern in the first year means I am constantly staggered by current prices. I bought a playset of Leyline of the Void for less than $10.
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>>66265547
the rising costs of modern is why i turned to chinese counterfits. ive used them up to local level qualifiers with no problems. scalding tarn is 100$ each now but i got an entire playset for 9$
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>>66265574
I thought it was painful spending $50 on my playset of Tarns and there are there are people knocking around having spent $400 on theirs. For fucks' sake, I bought Mox Opals at $13 a pop. I want to go back.
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>>66265666
anyone stupid enough to pay these ridiculously inflated prices deserves to get jewed
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>>66265547
People tend to forget this. Magic is a lot less expensive if you keep playing an eternal format.
I buy a playset or two from each new set, cards I can see will be powerful in modern. Trading a card for a modern stable is always better than some standard jank you wouldn't play with for more than a year.
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>>66265844
Based. Standard btfo
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I've played a few FNMs and really like the game. Is all the doomposting just jaded vets?
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>>66266021
It's pricey and sometimes certain decks can get out of hand, but if you can find a deck that you enjoy playing, you can be fairly certain that you can continue playing with it for a long time. And if you do get tired of it, you'll probably still be able to trade/sell it and get a different deck to pick up.
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>>66266021
If you're enjoying playing you're doing it wrong.
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>>66266021
Unironically only play a deck that costs less than $200. Preferably a lot less. Many decks at this price range can go 4-0 at FNM.
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>>66266021
what have you been playing? standard? modern? commander?
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>>66266132
Standard
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>>66266140
you won't enjoy getting espercucked lmao
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>>66266021
Doomposting is real, but things did just get brighter with MTGO taking away the London mull.

Whatever you do, don't fall for the "budget" meme.
Before buying in, try your deck out on xmage or cockatrice.
Make sure to take time to learn the meta.
You need to be able to identify and adapt to the matchup quickly.

Unless you are netdecking U-Tron, your deck will never play as well as the decklists on the sites suggest.

Seriously, learn your deck, learn the meta, learn the tricks and learn them fast and ALWAYS BOLT THE BIRD
>>66266140
Get the hell out of Standard. Rotating formats are cancer.
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>>66266021
doomposting in what way
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>>66266176
Thanks buddy. I've been reading about modern and that seems like the way to go
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>>66265502
just play oldschool / middleschool
buy fakes if you have to or play legacy as a last resort but war of the spark has made it clear that older formats won't be left alone and planeswalker cancer will devour the entire game soon enough
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>>66266230
And the best part of it is these planeswalker marvel faggot comic characters will all be the spearhead agents of your favorite political agenda and all be super fucking busted and impossible to interact with
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>>66266131
>tfw Affinity was "a deck that costs less than $200" back in the day
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>>66266021
People here are so negative for no reason.
I love the current modern meta, it is great.
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>>66266274
It's because the format is solitaire. Even supposedly interactive decks tend to have a very obvious sequence of plays.
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>>66266253
Get BLACKED by Teferi, Burncuck?
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>>66266319
take your meds schizo
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>>66266360
Silly card flicker.
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>>66266253
>wow wotc acknowledges that minorities exist this is terrible!
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>>66266383
>34:14
>>>66266384
>34:13

WHAT THE FUCK?
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>>66266383
You do realize that Blue represents intelligence and a desire to learn, right? Just because all you see is card flicking doesn't mean that there isn't intense contemplation going on at the opposite end of the table.
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>>66266384
>I need niggers in my game because they are 13 percent of the population in a country I don't even live in
uh can I get a based AND redpilled?
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>>66266287
It obviously isn't a format where everyone is just doing their own thing and doesn't care what other people are doing.
I have had good long games with nearly every matchup and it is a lot of fun.
I had a game against dredge come down to him milling his entire deck and I have had games that lasted 2 minutes because infect got blown the fuck out to the point where I was almost sorry.
There are so many things in modern you have to care about to consistently win and what the opponent is doing is obviously a part of that.
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>>66266421
The lines of play tend to be extremely obvious is my point. The format plays itself if you're not a tard.
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>>66266484
Then play lantern or something where you can't be on autopilot.
Bridge is decent against a lot of decks, throw in some graveyard hate through kaya or ashiok and it does reasonably well if you can pilot it.
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>trinisphere is $65
rip
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>>66266685
I recently got mine for 10e each what happened?
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>>66266230
Yeah see, oldschool only barely touches the surface of what I'm thinking. I'm definitely thinking pre-m10 rules forever, but deliberate card changes are the bulk of what I want, starting with mirrodin. So for example, the banned artifact lands are unbanned and unrestricted, but I say make them legendary. Chrome mox is unbanned. Skullclamp is unbanned, but gives -1/+1 instead. Moving to kamigawa, all instances of creature cards having bushido are doubled. Ninjutsu costs are reduced by 1. In ravnica, add some arcane spell type without the splice. Core set wise, all cancels are counterspells. All shocks are lightning bolts. These are just changes I can name easily, but you see, the point is to even out power levels of blocks, try to even out the power of mechanics, and increase consistency both in what counts as a block, and in themes and returning abilities to prevent overlap and parasitic abilities.
Much more than just using older rule sets and card pools.
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>>66266814
Tron players started to play karn, all sideboard artifacts shot up in price.
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does that new gsz let you get a card from your graveyard and library and put them both on the field?
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>>66266966
One card from either GY or library.
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>>66266966
Consider it only gets you "a" card, there is no "both"
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>>66266858
>>66266685
>new karn is only $10 and hard to exploit due to supply?
>don't worry, we'll just buy out the payoffs which are older cards
Classic investorcucks.
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>>66267000
WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR WOTC TO PRINT A A YEARLY $4 ULTIMATE MASTERS
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>>66267022
Modern masters sets are so efficient now, they don't even lower the prices of the cards they reprint. People are willing to pay more, so you gotta milk that market.
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>>66267022
Anon. Wotc doesn't give a fuck about the players.
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How would you feel if you came to a tournament and they used chess clocks?
I don't know it is worth pursuing because it might force people to talk less, but on the other hand, I do like the idea of pushing people to play faster so nobody goes to time.
It only really hurts control players as they would be forced to learn how to play technically, but how would you feel?
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>>66267263
I'd feel fine.
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>>66249181
fucking faggot
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>>66256701
>OG Ravnica
that's some serious nostalgiafag shit, don't bother posting about your shit taste ever again.
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>>66267263
i'd feel good. the current system encourages slow play if you're control
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>>66265293
stop replying to yourself
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Why is Karn allowed to be a one card combo? that shit literally tutors the 2nd combo piece
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>>66267593
He can deds to bolt lel

Burn chads win again!
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>>66267604
>>66267593
I came up with another. 2BB Gains 10 strorm count. Search for a card outside the game with the keyword storm and put it into your hand
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Would Elvish Spirit guide save value beats?
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>>66267674
Why make storm easier?
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Reckless Summoning
{2}{B}
Instant
Search your library for a creature card and put that creature into play.
You lose life equal to the creature's converted mana cost.
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>>66267762
Wow it's Madcap but better.
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>one playset of surgical extraction please
>that will be $240 plus tax
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>>66267797
>4 surgicals
are there decks that do this?
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Cards that name something mean that in the moment that you name its resolved and cant be responded to? Like Cabal therapy for example I cast it then opponent has to choose what to do and if I get to name something its too late for them?
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>>66251897
France is currently imprisoning Balkany
When you realise that the incriminent material regarding their case came up a decade ago and it's only now that they're facing retribution (despite not being that big of a fish), you know that the system is fucked
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>>66267848
>i cast cabal therapy
>i counter it

>i cast cabal therapy
>resolves
>i name x
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what is the most cucked color in magic?
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>>66267880
thanks for the simple way of showing. appreciated
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>>66268063
Why is that you niggerloving faggots are so obsesed with "cucking" and "being cucked"? How does a color even get "cucked"?
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>>66268178
You do know that "cuck" is now the new word for insulting. Like back in 2000s it was "nerd" "noob" and it went trough homo and faggot and now its evolved into cuck.
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>>66268183
Didn't it evolve past "cuck" into "incel" like last year?
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>>66268191
Nah I think they both are around still at the same time. Thanks I had actually forgotten incel completely cause havent been on boards alot lately
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>>66268191
No, incel is a forced meme by redditors and twitter SJWs. You dumb cuck.
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Hi guys I haven't played magic in a while, just checking in to ask if Imp's Mischief is already a modern staple or not yet.
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>>66268244
Nope
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>>66268178
In this context, it would mean the color that gets screwed over the most.
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>>66268250
okay thank you and have a nice day
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>>66268260
Go fuck yourself.
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>>66268178
>2019
>not being a cuck
you some kinda faggot or something?
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>>66268326

>>66268326

>>66268326
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>>66268307
I know this post is satire, but there are people out there that unironically think this way
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>>66267797
Buy extirpate before it will rise
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>>66268191
"Cuck" has become a strong word just like "nigger" "incel" is a weak attempt by the left-cucks to counter it but it's not powerfull enough.
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>>66268334
>requires mana
It is really bad in comparison.
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>>66266390
I had that happen a few threads ago, too.
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>>66267263
I play chess.
I'd be happy with the change.



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