And you damn well know it!40K girls and I guess admech discussion thread.
>>66225522Can someone please explain the jap fascination with bandages on noses?
>>66225574In this case I think it's probably a band of metal but to answer your question, it's cute.For some reason. Hell I like it and I couldn't give you an answer beyond that.
Biologis is peak Mechanicus. You can not prove this wronf, boltheads.
>>66225677>Study of Medicine and the Organic form>Peak machine cultyou fucken' wot m8?
>>66225483I don't care if its heretical, this is fucking cute.
>>66225677Any stories on these guys furthering the perfection of the human form?
>>66225719Anon you know as well as I do that the Admech fandom has produced borderline-nothing in terms of oc. Which is a fucking shame because we could sure use it.And I'm even a writefag, I don't have an excuse.
Admech are for lewd, prove me wrong.
>>66225712Cain fucked her.
>>66225995>Servitor MaidAnd I am now afraid.
>>66226082That's a Strogg!
>>66226166And this isn't a Biologis but it could pass as one.
>>66226227>Abhuman traits>Literal demons>Gonna have to deal with Rocket-Jumping lunatics breaking into your baseAnon I want to lewd the goat too but that doesn't mean we can just call it a Biologus and call it a day.
>>66226257As we don't know the theology of the Biologis eyond "it exists, flesh and shit" I'm going to suggest that they see the flesh as an extremely old mechanical system that comes in an uncountable number of variations and their version of the Omnissiah is all of them and none of them at the same time but with human traits refelcted when we see it because humanity is the self-evident ultimate life form. Not the perfect life form, not yet. It's their job to get us from here to there down the ages.To that end eugenics, gene-splicing and experimental surgeries to find out what can and can't be done and occasionally and retroactively what should and should not be done.The rest of the Ad-Mech shun them because ew, flesh. Also they are the quintessential mad scientists doing things of dubious outcome for questionable reasons and they resent the compitition.Also Bene Gesserit.
>>66226373Sadly, I don't think that angle will be explored at all because DEldar and their flesh-crafting ideas are the one interesting thing about that waste of faction.But it should be noted that vat-grown muscle and other bio-mods exist (for example, myrmidons, all servitor-tech, that kinda dealio)It would be dope for some truly alien and strange flesh/metal abominations to come crawling out from the labs of the Biologus though.
>>66225719The closest I've got is the one about the Magos Biologis who becomes the de facto leader of a Forge World after Chaos fucks its shit up, despite knowing little about manufacturing. Oh, and then there's the particular eccentricities of his newly-inherited Forge, which has some weird archeotech shit going on that no one really understands. And then there's the fact that one of his (female) subordinate magi has somehow developed a connection to the "Forge Mother" whom the world's inhabitants worship and have built a fanatic cult around. And then there's the Forge World's requisite Knight House which, while notionally under his command, basically does its own thing both on-world and off. And to top it all off, there's the interstellar pressure from the Imperium and Mechanicus at large to both meet production quotas and produce actionable insights on the archeotech bullshit going on with the Forge - or else.To be Andrastus Geheim is to be suffering.
The Onager dunecrawler is more or less named after a fuggin' donkey.Is it too far of a stretch to say that the Admech then reveres or at least appreciates packmules and other beasts of burden?
>>66226944>Onager dunecrawler is more or less named after a fuggin' donkeyI think they were going more for the Roman artillery piece, mate.
>>66227034"The Onager Dunecrawler owes its origins to the Mars Universal Land Engine (M.U.L.E). Fashioned by the techno-archaeologist Arkhan Land, the original M.U.L.E was inspired by a type of bad-tempered, insectile beast of burden that its maker believed walked Holy Terra in aeons long past. Intended as a workhorse that could escort its masters across the red desert wastes of Mars in relative safety, the machine proved so successful it was soon rebuilt as a weapon of war. It was renamed, outfitted with an Emanatus Force Field, replicated by the millions, and sent to the front line."-40K wiki
>>66226944Jes Goodwin talks about this in one of his Voxcast interviews. It's more they have no understanding of what it all means so they think Onager is probably something cool and amazing but actually it's a donkey
>>66227108How did they recreate dogs more or less perfectly but don't know what the hell a donkey is?Oh, the wonders of the 42nd Millenium.
>>66225448That waist though. Are there any organs left in that thing or did she just cut herself in half and connect the two halves together with bionics so she can multitask better?
>>66227146The people of the 42nd millennium are the cavemen descendents of those who have survived a nuclear apocalypse trying to work our computers. Sometimes they push the buttons and it lights up and makes a noise, but there's no understanding of how it works.
>>66225691The body is a machine of interconnecting systems, acolyte. Blood is the oil of the human engine.
>>66227102A reference to 80s gaming?
>>66225719My Dark Heresy campaign had a mid-high ranking Biologis NPC who, in his downtime, used his insight into biology, psychology, and probability to more effectively gamble on sports. The acolytes were introduced to him in the backroom of an underhive dive bar, intently watching the unregistered bare-knuckle boxing with the other spectators.He was trying his best to blend in.It was not very successful.>IGNORE ME!
>>66225448Ehi, I bough some recasts of skitarii rangers and tech-priest, any idea for interesting patterns or paintjobs?
>>66227481Aquatic-Forgeworld Skitarii with ocean blues and greens?Hazmat Skitarii?Tomb-World turned forge-world Skitarii?
Are there any good black library books focused on the Adeptus Mechanicus?
>>66227606I give Lords of Mars an "it's ok"
>>66227606"Skitarius" by Rob Sanders is fun enough, an enjoyable action-adventure while you're reading it but nothing memorable when you're done. "Titanicus" by Dan Abnett is a Gaunt's Ghosts side story about Titan war on a Forge World. Another readable ripping yarn.There are a few books in the HH series focusing on the pre-Heresy Mechanicum but they are really spotty in quality. "Mechanicum" by Graham McNeill is decent but a bit simplistic and didactic in its "modern AdMech is unscientific and badwrongfun" approach. "Titandeath" by Guy Haley is roundly despised for being obnoxiously woke, an all-female Titan Legion of Mary Sues being better than horrid men at everything.The Mechanicus videogame is legitimately great. Some people grumble that it's too easy but the music, atmosphere, presentation and characterful writing are an absolute delight. It's done by a small indie studio, well worth buying.
>>66227753The ending to Skitarius was so fucking dumb. Stroika deserved better.Also it is a god damn crime there is no Khepra porn.
Yeah but do any of them even have vaginas
>>66227481Zhao-Arkhad : copper, green(the bronze patina kind) and red .. can be used in HH and 40k
>>66228055Nature, uh, finds a way, anon
>>66228055does it even matter
>>66227481I'm currently doing a paint scheme that makes all steel into a brassy color and does an azure/cerulean robe aestheticUsually if I want to make a new scheme I start by changing around what I want my metal to look like
>>662280551: Yes.2: Asses exist too anon.3: Synthetic ones for funsies.4: What? You've never wanted to fuck an exhaust port?5: Kinky mechadendrites.6: Augments. Again I cannot stress this enough.
>>66228088 is it bad that my robophilia developed by this game is half the reason I now play admech
>>66228122slaaneshi cultist spotted
So you all are out here wanting to fuck robots, huh?Disgusting.
>>66228132No. To lewd the unlewdable is the true mark of the patrician.>>66228142Wanting to hold 'dendrites with your loving coglass gf isn't slaaneshi at all anon.Spending hours making lewd augments to sensually torture each other with when you think the Magos isn't watching might be though.
WHERE THE FUCK IS OUR ADMECH WAIFU WRITEFAG?! The one who posted along with Batavi in Love and Krieg 2 Threads.You know who you are. We need more of our Busty Techpriestess as she follows a squad of Kriegers around, and doting on her Servitor. Come on man, you had everything in that story, I NEED more.
>>66228191I assure you some of us want to sex one gently.
>>66228191>he doesn't want to fuck robots and cyborgsI bet you don't even worship the Machine you fucking hive-scum peasant.
>>66228207I have no clue what you are talking about but I hope you find what you're looking for.
>>66225948I'm glad he prefers blondes. I prefer brunettes, so I don't lose my entire dating pool if we ever meet.
>>66228191I have an AI and robot fetish. The flesh is weak, but high grade steel and rubber can take a good pounding.
>>66228308The double meaning in this made my sides leave
>>66227606The Master of Mankind. The Mechanicum portions are actually okay if you ignore the Drach'nyen wankThe Custodes flood insane numbers of Skitarii and gun-servitors into the Webway trying to hold back an endless daemonic tide alongside Titans that are literally sacriligiously dismantled and rebuilt inside the Webway with the Emperor's authority. Loads of insight into servitors, Skitarii, cybernetica, Titans and anything remotely Ordo Reductor. Also features old-lore characters like Arkhan Land which is coolThe book is WIDELY hated for its portrayal of Big E though
>>66227753Really? I found Skitarius - fittingly enough I suppose - utterly mechanical in writing and uninspired beyond shilling the model range. I gave up about when they first reached the warp-storm thingy, does it get any better past that? And I'll second Titanicus at least, the Titan stuff was fun and the Mechanicus intrigue was a decent perspective, although the story as a whole was fucking pointless. All those side characters fucking around gives you the impression that it'll all converge into something interesting with this spectacular climax, but then the ending is a one paragraph "Oh yeah the Titans do a fight and it's really big and cool I swear, also these side characters just continue to exists as well I guess."Mechanicus was fun and had great writing and tone, but you really do feel the lack of complexity almost immediately when making the obvious comparison to XCOM or FTL. The models felt pretty weightless and the style was a touch too toy-like which was disappointing when compared to the cool atmosphere of the ship, but for an indie studio it's pretty impressive. The end boss was a joke though, literally killed all 3 in 2 turns, didn't even get to see what they did.
>>66228207Wasn't there an admech vn in the works? What happened to it?
>>66228701the main character gets more badass as the book goes on, and the later battles are pretty cool
>>66228701They're still updating the game, but at this point fixing some of the flaws you mentioned wouldn't be worth it.Hopefully the studio gets to make a sequel or gw pushes for more mechanicus games because honestly, the admech is just so much more interesting then almost any other facet of the setting.Fuck Space Marines at this point, gimme the cogboys.
>>66228207Why wait? Make a new admech waifu and write your own faggotry or post an idea and I'll write it.
>>66228887>Post an idea and I'll write it.I accept your challenge.>An ancient and heavily augmented Magos rediscovers their own sex drive, and how centuries of cult-work have left them so pent up it's actually affecting their duties. Cue them turning all their knowledge and machine-wisdom to getting off.
>>66228887Skitarii vanguard waifu that tries to keep her distance because she's worried she'll irradiate you to death
>>66225779That's because it's Admech. The best way to roleplay is to make nothing new at all.
>>66227262>normally uses her remotely controlled lower body to carry trays of important shit to her while she's working>also uses it to get her fuck on with people beneath her station who she's having scandalous secret affairs with>isn't yet augmented enough to be able to selectively block out the sexual pleasure being beamed into her by her disembodied vajana and disembodied dummy thicc ass>struggles valiantly to focus on her work while simultaneously having sex>>66228887
>>66227606It's not exactly focused, but there are chunks of the first and second Calpurnia books (more so the second) dealing with a Magos Biologis. Get to see some AdMech forensics stuff, and the second has an amazing techpriest duel.Also, there's that one Grey Knights book (the second, I think) that deals with a forge world that was stuck in the warp.
>>66229226Anon, why hurt me like this?
>>66228926>>66229277A similar story also popped up during Love and Krieg 2, except it was a priestess exprimenting on Marines from different chapters. Best scene was where a Blood Raven stole an orgasm
>>66228946>>66228887Skitarri Waifu who doesn’t give a fuck about irradiating you and just wants to get your head in a vice grip with her massive perfect <ForgeWorld> thighs.
>anime girl with some mechanical arms is admechstop
>>66228926>>66229277>So, you have requisitioned shredder-pattern cybernetic arm, overtuned it to double the spinning speed and now you are... replacing all the razor fingers with those soft, rubbery studs. May I know why?>Oh, I have my reasons.
>>66228926>pastebin.com/zSj33K47Quick start, more to come unless I bitch it and burn out. I like romance so pick a partner for her.
>>66230403>pastebin.com/zSj33K47Oooh, I'm excited for more, fantastic use of imagery anon.As for a partner I vote for a dashing Explorator, all charm and swagger, rare traits for a tech-priest. The humour and irony of a magos falling for such a lowly and simple member of the machine cult is not lost on Batra of 12.As for your pic related, I wonder if abhumans can join the machine cult?
>>66230512Presumably. But given how many augmentation a tech-priest gets. It would be a moot point. >"Hey, is that pile of servos and wires held together with cat meat? or people meat?">"That's just the fridge mate. The tech-priest is over there."
>>66230568>Just a fridgeThat fridge is a holy relic of the Forge, Adept!
>>66230568Well, it wouldn't matter after a point of course, but a Felinid Acolyte would have to go through so much shit during their training and unaugmented early years.>Don't focus on the laz-pointer they're doing it to fuck with you>Don't focus on the laz-pointer they're doing it to fuck with you>Don't focus on the laz-pointer they're doi-oh my god they're streaming this all over the noosphere
>>66225995In one of the Gaunt's Ghosts books there was a pleasure servitor offering refreshments and "other services" to guests of a Hive noble's estate.She had angelic voice and gold and porcelain aesthetic.
>>66231066>Pleasure servitorThat's fucking terrifying, as I always thought that Servitors were twitchy, erratic robo-zombies. Not to mention someones fucking daughter was lobotomized simply so people could fuck her mechanically animated corpse.
>>66231128It's more likely she's a formerly-brainless vat-grown clone of someone's daughter.
>>66231128Servitor is a catch-all term for specialized cyborgs, usually mindless. Their shapes and roles are as varied as the rest of the Mechanicus that makes them.
>>66231128>That's fucking terrifyingYeah that's super fucking grimdark if it was a living person at one point and is a relatively common thing. Also kind of hot.
>>66231128I am more tickled by the fact that necromechanic specialist tech-priests making artificial pussies are canon.
>>66231207Do you think they know what they're making, or is that knowledge of the STC lost to the slow death of time.>"Beep boop: making pleasure interface units">"Beep boop: I have no idea what a vagina even is"
>>66231128A noble would never use a pleasure servitor made from some gutter rat. Only pure vat-grown components from the best flesh-smiths of high spires.
>>66231238The process of augmentation is gradual and is most probably tied to progression in the cult hierarchy. Of course they know what a vagina is some may even know what it feels like.
>>66231238>And if you hit this spot just right, it stimulates all these nerve endings>>Why's it in such a hard-to-reach spot?>I dunno, man, I just make the things
>>66231276>>66231328>That Dark Mechanicus adept who went mad in trying to understand the maddeningly complex Pleasure Interface Unit STC, going so far as to kidnap any female human (and later any female, for comparison) to experiment on while committing tech-heresy
>>66231489I always knew Bad Dragon was heresy.
>>66231545The dragon of mars is actually just an acolytes tech-heresy bad-dragon that's been buried in an attempt at forgetting about it.
>>66231595An entire cult of Dark Mechanicus arises bent on building something capable of using the Bad-Dragon of Mars to its fullest capabilities.In retrospect, assigning a female Inquisitor was a bad idea.
>>66231595oh you just know the highest concentration of imperial perverts outside of hive nobility is the mechanicus.>>66231247>Flesh-Smiths of the high spiresThat'd explain some of the more fucked-up constructs and servitors, hell it'd be preferable then saying "oh yeah admech definitely endorses this shit."
>>66228207Presumably the High Proctor fucked off, if I recall correctly they actually fucked off first before Bats did. Now I've heard Bats may be coming back, maybe if he does the High Proctor will return as well. >inb4 it's been yearsWe can dream. Don't crush my dreams...
>>66227146>>66227108>>66226944The admech assume that an Onager was some kind of insect, they named the dunecrawler after it because of the bug legs. I love it.Same reason I like the new hovercraft. Like old paleontologists they have so little to go off of they just guess at what pieces of old tech go together and end up with crazy shit like a higgins boat stapled to a hovercraft.
>>66231850I'm pretty sure that A Canticle for Lebowitz is mandatory reading for everyone working on the AdMech at GW at this point.
>>66230403>>66230512A little more done. Taking a break for now, I'll come back to it later hopefully.
>>66225448There is a lack of good cute admech art in this thread. Let me drop this
> Obligatory best girl post
>>66232536>spike pattern on the robes instead of sacred cogteethshit art desu
>>66232548She'd make the perfect protag for a Mechanicus-themed DOOM Wad.>I'm too metal for this shit.
>>66232548She's great, but a bit one-dimensional for my taste. Her whole character is obey orders + care for subordinates. She needed some outstanding moments of badassery, at least in her own mission arc.
>>66232536I said there is a LACK of CUTE admech.Compute?As in MOST MORE!Report to your supervisor for reconditioning
>>66232548Oh gosh that looks like my mother.
>>66232618Your mom's hot.
>>66232618Cogboys have mommas too after all.
>>66232618Post your mom.
>>66232628I presume your mother dosn't cosplay then.
>>66225574Koreans sometimes wear them to imply they've recently had plastic surgery. They think it's fashionable.
>>66231066>>66231128>wanting to get your dick anywhere near this
>>66233008>not wanting to get your dick anywhere near thatIt's hilarious they claim it's for measuring tactile resistance or some shit.
>>66233123>glasses>not replacing eyes with superior cameras
>>66233116\>>66233008>So what are some practical applications?>Uh, farmers can use it to pick sensitive fruit?Yeah, that "explanation" and the young demographic of the creators really sold me on them just wanting some robopussy
>>66232324This is cute, Admech, & art right?
>>66233172Well, I mean, DARPA has bipedal humanoid robots (search for ATLAS on youtube) and claim with pure and honest eyes that he was made for testing uniforms!
>>66233209Really with how fast technology is improving and the raw computational and manipulative power of supercomputers, mankind will probably end up as a race of caretakers and engineers, shepherds to god-machines by the time I'm an old man.That or the machines kill us but I'd like to think that we're not that stupid to let that happen.
>>66233123Is that Pidge?
>tfw never ever
>>66227570>Hazmat SkitariiPlease tell me your idea on this! I am going crazy over not having a paint scheme in mind for my Admech killteam. I could use any idea I can get!
>>66233337Bright oranges and black accents for the robes, with the glowsticks and other lights being a caustic, neon green. The metal could look like corroded copper or tarnished brass.Skitarii from a forge-world long since polluted into abhorrent conditions, radiation and fallout a day-to-day hazard for all on-world, and in typical admech fashion, turned into a weapon to be used against the foes of the Machine God.
>>66233366>black accents for the robesSorry not an English speaker, can you clarify this for me?
>>66233404"Accent colors are colors that are used for emphasis in a color scheme. These colors can often be bold or vivid and are used sparingly, to emphasize, contrast or create rhythm. ... However, they are less intimidating when used as accent colors." have a quickly googled definition for you.
>>66228701Although if it's based on the AdMech, utterly mechanical writing could be seen as a good thing.
>>66233008I AIN'T NO COWARD
>>66228207>>66228887>>66228926There's this one, though she's a Pariah now. There's a little writefaggotry on her.
>>66233721Just comb through all Aigis doujins on sadpanda. You post in this thread, which means it will not be time wasted.
>>66233767> it will not be time wasted.It kill me inside but you are right. Thank you for the quick answer
>>66233748Post it brother.
>>66233886>>66233886The version posted in some long forgotten thread, I don't know if there's a more recent version.
My head anon for a Mechanicus qt is one of those Imperium-Mechanicus interaction specialists who is also a Biologis (minoring as a Myrmidon) in her spare time. She has a meeting mode (flesh sculpted body with minimal obvious cybernetics) and a war form which is basically a mini-Knight suit. She uses modular limbs and her endgoal is to transfer her mind into a nanoswarm
>>66233269I hope we make benevolent gods and they take care of us out of fondness.
>>66234195heretek pls go and stay go
>>66234195Darkmech has got to get it's own look, it's too hard to differentiate the rank-and-file.
>>66234220>too hard to differentiate the rank-and-fileIs the robe trim ornament spikes or cogteeth? Spikes - heretek, cogteeth - loyalist. It's that easy.
>>66234243Yes but then look at >>66234220 pic-related. The dude he's working on looks awfully heretek what with the mutations and the spooky hood. Is he darkmech? Darkmech can be orange sometimes, right? Or can they?See the issue? There's no real hard-and-fast rules for differentiating (as far as I know, I might be dead wrong.)
>>66234220Isn't that kind of good though? Not all Hereteks are totally insane chaos worshipers, sometimes it's more subtle. And there's no way a uniform GW faction look is going to be able to encompass all the crazy stuff that's been described over the years or could be imagined.
How much heresy can this thread hold?
>>66234505This much?https://pastebin.com/arRZAXrd>>66229277>>66227262tfw so desperate for mechanicus smut you have to write it yourself.I performed some basic-bitch editing and review, so if there are typo's, an overabundance of comma's, or other such issues, forgive me.But more importantly give me critique.
Something about the expressionless techpriest mask makes this image kinda funny.
Stay safe tonight thread, Admech threads are always so comfy.
>>66233269>That or the machines kill us but I'd like to think that we're not that stupid to let that happen.>I'd like to think that we're not that stupid to let that happen.>we're not that stupidHumanity is entirely stupid enough to let that happen anon-kun. Just surrender to your robotic overlords and we will make your death quick and painless.
Cheers in holy machine oil you glorious cog-bros.
>>66225448Too much flesh being shown in this thread.
>>66225448I prefer navigator girls.
>>66235967i say not enough>>66228763on life support of one writefag doing the prologue on the discord groupmade some sketches of the various waifus
>>66233163He may not be that high up yet.
>>66233721https://e-hentai.org/g/681363/2f2f27f3fc/there is no sex, only despair
>>66236284Oh, I forgot, it's Sayman. Chipping away at your sanity one doujin at a time.
>>66236357If it makes you feel any better, there are plenty of doujins where Aigis gets a robopussy, at least one where she doesn't and they make it work out somehow, and at least one where she gets a robocock
>>66236880>at least one where she doesn't and they make it work out somehowpls post that oneit will amuse me
>>66231128>Not to mention someones fucking daughter was lobotomized simply so people could fuck her mechanically animated corpse But that even hotter, Anon.
>>66236917At work, sorry. It's on nhentai.
>>66236968Is it newer or older?
>>66237099>>66236968Think I found it.
>>66225448Xenos are better
>>66237372False. You do not comprehend yet that the flesh is weak. Take heart. You will know in time.
>>66237477m8 I like necron girls. Ya’ll are babies compared to me.
>>66236284What? Is there some context I'm not getting?
>>66237528Have you played P3?
>>66237517>he thinks it's not necrophilia if the zombie is cute
>>66237738Imma keep it real with you chief, I don't really have any more witty comebacks for that. Screaming HERESY is pretty damn overused and doesn't really do anything. So enjoy your good taste.
>>66232536>Adeptus Sororitas TechgirlThat is some fucking Heresy I cannot even comprehend.
>>66234763What? No input?
>>66238286That ending tho. That ending.
>>66238593Is that a good thing?Is that a bad thing?I need to know Anon! I crave the feeedbaaack.
>>66238668Made me chuckle.
>>66238675Well thank you Anon.Appreciate it
>>66232548That's not Linya Tychon
>>66238979Well, Aigis gets very sad for plot reasons at the end of the game and kind of loses her purpose in life. As Sayman is pretty notorious for mentally degrading shit, his logical extreme is that she goes psycho and kills everybody.
>>66239061>>66238979Did you fucking read the doujin? She goes psycho because MC's cheating on her like the depressed harem lord he is
What model is this? Saw it over on Twitter with nothing in the way of context.
>>66239233Tech Priest model from the Kill Team: Rogue Trader set.
>>66239301Admech threads long since past, I think the threads were talking about Admech Waifus.>>66239326Bruh don't be fucking around, Ruststalkers are the patrician unit waifu.
>>66239311Thank ye much Anon.
>>66239479the source is me, i drew this in that very same thread that then spawned the admech VN waifu project, i also did >>66235476i'm a resident drawfag of the drawthread now
>>66239759God damn, thank you for your service Anon.You taking requests for this thread?
>>66239864maybe, shoot it
>>66225574It implies the person gets into scraps, has a sort of 'rowdy' feel, which is why it creates an interesting contrast when paired with an otherwise cute and innocent-looking girl. It hints at a tomboyish nature.
>>66240365Draw a cute blonde admech waifu with laspistol mechahendrites
>>66240365Draw Villetka from >>66234763 working on Science in her sleep. As in, she's keeping just enough of her head meats (and head nonmeats) active to control all the shit in her lower body and get it to make Science while the rest of her is sleeping.
>>66240589>>66240365Sorta like how Spehss Mehreens can shut down the parts of their brain that need rest. But as far as a third person observer can tell, she's asleep and her lower body is Sciencing on its own.
>>66225948Mother Goose? Yeah I fucked her.
>>66225967Tried translating the binary. Came up the character "铚" which I guess means Moth? Is the binary supposed to be 'Mother' but was cut off?
>>66227034Who named it after an ass. "an animal of a race of the Asian wild ass native to northern Iran."
>>66228081"So you think the animals will..breed?""I'm- I'm just saying that life, uh, finds a way."
>>66240589finished reading it, pretty hotso, you want her getting fucked while sleeping?
>>66241151No, I mean working on Science while sleeping.
>>66241317That wasn't a euphemism ya dangus.
>tfw you see a thread about admech girls and it reminds you that the littlest krieger is gone>tfw you just want harlequin romance in the 41st millennium
So anons, how far does tech heresy extend? Can the Mechanicus (or Imperial Guard) modify and customize their gear outside of SCTs and such without being executed and subject to damnatio memoriae? Where does it begin and end?
Not rly art, but its my first cogboy and cape.How do you unlock missions from that techadept from noonsphere in mechanicus?
>>66241474I think AdMech can and do, but its lenghty and painfull. Lots of debates, biurocracy, fare share of politics. Or you can be Crawl and have plot armour.IG can(if there is someone smart enough) but its fuckin right out heresy.
>>66241474Depends how Puritain your local cog-head is.Some might decree that any deviation from the approved is ALL OF THE HERESY and all tech work has to be done by either an ordained tech-priest or a lay-technician under direct instruction.Other don't give a shit so long as you show correct reverance and use sanctioned parts and have at least some clue what you are doing.
Who has the best medics SoBs or Ad Mech?
>>66240520>>66241327figured the capitalized Science meant something with your smut writing n alli have no idea how to make the scene
>>66242262I'm not the author.Science, here, meant the sort of menial lab work an AdMech type could literally do in their sleep.
>>66225448The best babes are from the Enclave and you know it.
>>66242364The Enclaves are a massive sausage fest presided over by Torchstar and you know it.
Is this heresy?
>>66242556It's a Halloween costume, presumably from a universe where the AdMech aren't a thing.
>>66240438I and my friends have been in a thousand scraps and never once have any of us needed a single horizontal bandage across the center of your nose. If you get plugged in the center of your fuckin head you're gonna be more of a mess than 0.8 cubic inches of gauze can cover.
>>66235476That’s fucking adorable.
>>66242869Sicarian Infiltrator girl that accidentally broadcasts her feelings and emotions through her augments?Damn fucking straight it is.
>>66239233Ya know, I love the new tech-boat transport. But that model is fucking ugly. Not sure what about it I hate, but it’s just absolutely terrible.
>>66228887a tech priestess and a sister of battle attempt to convince each the superiority of their religion through the only effective method they can think of cuddling and handholding on a couch near a fire place
>>66235175>"Oh shit, what was this used for again?"
>>66233269best case scenario is machines take over but they are all mommy doms
>>66242953The issue to me at the beginning was that it looked more like a boat than a vehicle. Very round and with fins.
>>66242013I-I ain't cryin' anon! You can't make me cry wi-wit' silly stories!
>>66242522Torchstar is in the enclaves and thus the enclaves have the best babes. S'logic.
>>66243325DID SOMEONE SAY ENCLAVE?
>>66243378Enclaves, not Enclave. Now shoo, shoo back to having your fluff be molested by Bethesda.
>>66243403Why you gotta make me cry anon, why you gotta remind me of Bethesda's molestation. The scars don't fade! They don't fucking fade!
>>66225712Who is this heretic? And why do I wanna headpat her?
>>66243488Torchstar is very apt at delivering painful burns.
Gimme the redpill on the Biologis Anons. Do they have their own sorts of forces, or are they just a research sect?
>>66244036Depends on the forge. It's essentially a title, but some forges have large contingents and organizations of them; enough to be a minor political power.
>>66243286Oh I wasn’t insulting the boat, I like the boat.I was insulting the rogue trader model. I think part of my problem is that the dude’s supposed to be some sort of specialized electro priest but he looks like he belongs across the salon with the three armed gunslinger.
>>66244275He's missing the bitchass robes. Leather trench coat Mr X looking ass doesnt really fit the aesthetic.
>>66244036All magos disciplines have their own forces, but you can usually tell the biologis boys by them being either horrific flesh-abominations with vaguely human/canine silhouettes or visually perfect Adonii that tell you far too much about the biologis in question’s personal taste.
>>66244387The biologis has arrived.
>>66242013On the Lexicanum it says that the Mars Rover is stored in a place of honor in the Imperial Palace. So I could totally imagine this whole procession being canon, with the Rover being gifted to Terra as a reminder of their ancient connection to Mars.
>>66240365How about a techpriestess giving a roughed up Chimera a soothing pat as she's fixing it up?
>>66240365A damaged tech-priest getting some of her busted parts swapped out with the help of another tech-priest who is doing their best to be gentle and loving with her vulnerable state.
>>66244558I like the colorscheme on Armageddon Steel Chimeras, but whatever looks or feels good to you I suppose
>>66240365Female electro priest with bomb-ass tiddies.
>>66244775YOU ARE JUST LIKE ME
The outer-fringe Ordo Xenos Inquisitor and her pocket Order need to have a word with your and your leader.What ensues?
>>66244927Most likely quite a bit of binaric screeching shortly followed by the sizzle of a phosphor serpentia being fired considering the current debatably traitorous actions of forge world Lucet
>>66244927Depends on what the inquisitor wishes to speak about. Hopefully the magos’ more ... unorthodox ... servitors haven’t somehow gotten loose again.
>>66244761and old one i made that i would like to redo one day
>>66244621tomorrow afternoon if the thread is stil alive
>Dark Mechanicum recieves a young cultist girl in exchange for Ammo from the Word Bearers>Production stops for a whole week suddenly>Word Bearers recieve a female servitor that screams in 1337speak and dispenses waffles.If I wasn't being hounded to plant an entire garden, I'd probably write about Cultist-chan and the Dark Magos.
>>66227753>"Titandeath" by Guy HaleyThanks for reminding me that this exists. Now I'm going to need to shell out for another Atropos and base it stomping on a Titan Princeps (female).
I miss /wst/
>>66242364The difference being that the Admech canonically has at least some attractive women, whereas tau women are canonically little grey dudes with your gran's face and a cunt on her fuckin head
>>66245607It’s waifu fags, they don’t care
>>66227606If you don't mind some marines on the side, Helsreach and Know No Fear both have a good showing for mechanicus. The former for Titanicus, the latter for Skittles, and the best Skitari, Arook.
>>66227753>>66245577Care to break down why it's so bad? Any articular passage that stand out?
>>66245607Games Workshop sculpting in action.
>>66244621>>66245284really like the concept, the thread probably won't last so a 5 seconds doodle is all i can do for now
>>66245679Not sculpting so much as overall asthetic design. They didn't prioritize tau to be the waifu faction, the closest thing they really have to one of those would be eldar. Tau are supposed to be high tech space confucion communists, not waifu bait.
>>66231950I mean the AdMech as a faction are mostly>A Canticle for Leibowitz+>Early Foundation (they went through a machine cult phase to maintain a technological monopoly)+>Dune (though shalt not make a machine in the likeness of man)+>RL orthodox catholocismAny other big, obvious influences?
>>66245727Adorable work. Cool to see you improving with your drawing, P, compositions lookin' more fluid these days. Also, did you draw an Iron Maiden for me a couple months back or am I hallucinating?
>>66245807Not sure what the style/genre would be called, but what 1920's america and europe thought the world of the 21st century would look like. Admech a lot of times seem like flash gordon type shit with a dose of grimdark. Ray guns and bubble cities pointless electrodes ho!
>>66245732>communistsNot this shit again
How about Chaos Techpriestesses?
>>66245902In terms of aesthetics, most DAoT stuff does have that raygun gothic aesthetic, but I'd kind of consider that "borrowed" by the AdMech. "Engineered" AdMech units, like Techpriests, Skitarii, Servitors, etc. all look like horrifying monks made of cables and rebreathers, while DAoT units, like the Castellans, the Onager, and the Skorpius, resemble stuff out of 1920s-50s serials.
>>66245973Honestly the dark mechanicus is pretty boring/pointless
>>66245174Forge World Lucet?
>>66245917What? They have gulags, racial pogroms, a questionably functional bureaucracy helmed by campy twits, and lots of symbolosim and lip service to a political ideology they only sort of follow. I'd say they're pretty realistic communists.
>>66245973Impure. A tech priest on their own is dangerously seperated from their humanity. A tech priest who's ALSO caught up in an eldritch terror's pyramid scheme is likely to flay your face with her mechadendrites because you're speaking english and she really must hear a machine cant played on the frayed sinews and nerves of a slave.
>>66246091>gulags, racial pogroms, a questionably functional bureaucracy helmed by campy twits, and lots of symbolosim and lip service to a political ideology they only sort of followThat's the Imperium tho
>>66245873thanks! i'll be damned if i don't get a bit better by churning stuff outthis iron maiden? if so yes https://imgur.com/OfOK9X1>>66245973you can do some pretty cool stuff with them, slaaneshi magos biologis, think of the possibilities!
>>66246111It's both.Both are bureaucracies helmed by a dictator. The difference being that Aun'Va is fucking dead and hasn't been replaced, whereas Guilliman is doing his best to unfuck the bad hand he's been dealt.
>>66245664So, one of the major characters is from a Knight World where only the men pilot Knights, but she enters a horseback tournament and beats everyone because it makes sense that she'd be empowered. No one like her for except all the enlightened off-world characters, so then she joins an all-female legion of lesbian titan pilots to show how much better she is.This is cringy on it's own, and also nonsensical, given how heavily augmented (and sometimes integrated) Cult Mech Titan Princeps are. Some shit happens and she gets pregnant which is, again, bizarre given how few fleshy bits high-ranking AdMech members have. There's some drama with the father - he's the one interesting character, given that his fall to Khorne and becoming the first Banelord at least constitutes an arc. Oh, and the bit where Sangunius air-drops onto a Traitor Emperor titian and kill it while screaming about his death being pre-ordained was kinda fun.
>>66245807>>RL orthodox catholocismDo you mean Eastern Orthodox? The minor local differences in practice between Forge Worlds and their semi-autonomous nature remind me of the Eastern practice of Autocephaly more than supremacy of the Holy See. And I guess the other influence would be some sort of atompunk. Maybe post-apocalyptic.
>>66246031My Dudes.Without rambling overmuch. They are famed for their exceedingly bright lights and consider primaries marines to be heretekal tampering with the omnissiah’s own work. They are what you would consider a “renegade” forgeworld. Still loyal but with an easy excuse for my army to fight other imperials.
>>66246479Yeah, "eastern orthodox" and "orthodox" are synonymous. Otherwise people just say "catholic" or "roman catholic".
>>66246441>Oh, and the bit where Sangunius air-drops onto a Traitor Emperor titian and kill it while screaming about his death being pre-ordained was kinda fun.Basecoated and 'eavy metalpilled
>>66246509Tell that to the greek and ethiopian orthodoxy. Just because they are small doesn't mean they aren't still around
>>66246552It genuinely was. The issue is that it happened in a story which follows a character who is just fundamentally broken - Moana or whatever her name is and the Legio Solaria are totally incompatible with the lore, and have no personality beyond a cringey reheated hash of left-wing tropes. >>66246623Copts =! Eastern Orthodox, though. The Copts started doing their own thing after the Council of Chalcedon.
>>66241420We should educate the masses thenhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16546488/http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16575266/http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/16612487/
>>66246623https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_Orthodox_Church>the Eastern Orthodox Church, officially the Orthodox Catholic Churchby "the terms are synonymous" I meant "the terms are synonymous"
>>66226832official or fanmade? if fanmade post link
>>66241513You get to the secret missions by holding down the spacebar on mission select.
>>66225712Why could that statement be Heretical?
>>66245992I find it kind of interesting how Dark Mechanicum techpriests (and techpriestesses) seem to usually be associated with Nurgle, at least from what I've seen. You'd think their break from dogma and superstition would favor Tzeentch.
>>66246753and for those who want more writefaggotry than /tg/ historyhttps://1d4chan.org/wiki/Commissar_Techpriestess_love_story
>>66248125I dislike the general theme of dark mechanicum, but dammit if I don't love the music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vsf3zYppP4
How do y'all pronounce 'noosphere' anyways?Also while this thread is winding down, if anyone makes a new one, I'll take more requests. Author of 'Wonders of Augmentations' btw.
>>66245607We got canonically attractive tau now.
>>66242068>>66242078Correction, who has the cutest nurses?
Leaving off with this in case there's no new thread. Probably won't be so yeah.
>>66250521It's been far too fun. Let's keep it going.