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[CRITICAL ROLE]

BED, BATH, and DND BEYOND General ["Need a 4 Gallon Flask for the Beau Arc" Edition]

DOORMATT MERCIFUL'S MELLOW MARCH: EPISODE 55- Succubus Run

>When will we get to Nott rescuing her husband?
>How easy will the group action economy the succubus in the well?
>Why does Matt think the succubus is a challenge when he knows Beau has Stillness of Mind?
ANSWERS TO THESE AND POSSIBLY MORE, TONIGHT!

=ATTENTION!=
- Critical Role Twitch stream will be using a stream App to demonstrate hitpoints and character sheets live via DND BEYOND [R.I.P Google drive statsheet]
https://critrole.com/hype-dd-beyond-extension-on-twitch/
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- Search for Grog game is on YOUTUBE=

CR Anime Opening [Watch in lieu to having to hear the normal OP song]
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LEAKED CR SERIES ANIMATED OP
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Hitpoint/Combat Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17ByVOOOF-acVKURzX8XApifIwYzpiTtNwvQ86U2c81w/htmlview?sle=true#gid=859713773

All help proofing and improving the drink/ /fit/ sheet is appreciated. Also, protip: do not combine /fit/ical role and drinking challenge. You do not have 18 Con.

==Jester, The Kobold Queen==
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>>65151732
Evening baker.
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Inspired by a strawpoll someone had last week (the poll in question: https://www.strawpoll.me/17567481)

I propose to have a weekly poll each thread as a way to spur discussion as well to bide time until the stream ends/during the break. This week's topic [as an example]

Will the succubus fight be an actual challenge?

>>65151767
Evening to you too as well
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Seeing as we're rapidly steaming toward a Beau arc, I've prepared some Beau/Tracy smut at https://pastebin.com/d5paFgta inspired by the fact that I have literally nothing better to do during the stream.
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>>65151806
>Will the succubus fight be an actual challenge?

If its just the two succubi/incubi then not a chance since they'll meta game it.

If by some chance Matt uses his brain and adds in a surprise they're not expecting, then maybe.
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>>65151806
CR-wise, they the succubus isn't going to be a challenge at all. I think this was Matt's excuse to make a horny episode since Critters are undersexed nymphos.
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It's official: The massive whale doing recaps is now injecting her own "LEL QUIRKY THEORIES" at the end. I give it less than a year before she joins the main cast.

Also - Nothing challenging will happen this session. At /most/ someone will get to half HP
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>>65151952
I'd honestly throw half a dozen mind-controlled bugbears as fodder to at least make it so they can't action economy it. That and the moral choice of having to use alternative means to knock out the innocent bugbears being swept up in this
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Official Power rankings
1. Sam
2. Travis
3. Talespin
4. Laura
5. Liam
6. Matt
7. Marisha
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>You will never has post session sex with Laura while she whispers sweet nothings in her shin-chan voice

Not late for once and I hope something actually happens tonight. How are you all doing? How are your groups/search for a group?
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So I played with some people using D&D Beyond yesterday, and I finally understand why people are shilling it and why the normies are all over it. It takes every ounce of brainwork out of the game. It gives you spell details when you mouse over the spell names, it lists out every option you have for actions and bonus actions, it automatically applies niche modifiers like half-proficiency with Jack of all Trades, etc. It means that complete fucking smoothbrains who never so much as glanced at the PHB can play the game because the screen tells them everything they can do. They don't have to learn.
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>>65151983
why travis at 2
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>>65151969
I think Ashley is coming back as of next week. No idea for how long though.
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>>65152021
>Ashley
Who?
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>>65152014
Not the op, but how could you put him over Sam or under "I will teach them" Talespin?
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>>65151988
I'm doing okay. I'm swept up in work.
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>>65152032
She's a guest that plays the NPC's sometimes.
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Haven't seen the 2 last episodes, quick
summary anyone please ?
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>>65151988
I'm just a cross-boarder. I don't actually have friends.
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>>65152001
Like, you could just use 5etools + the automatic character sheet that's floating around on plebbit that calculates shit. Only thing you are paying WoTC for is the shiny interface
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>>65152067
They are in a town of monsters and are about to fight a succubus/incubus team that has been giving a bugbear wet dreams.
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>>65152067
Beau's mentor showed up, Succubus and incubus are fucking with the town folks dreams.
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>>65152083
Thanks anon :)
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>>65152076
Dude, you can just use a piece of paper and a pencil. And then know what your shit does and how to apply it.
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Hey folks. Tell me I missed Dani "as large as a" Carr.
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>>65152101
that I think is a task too difficult for the CR crew
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>>65152095
Thanks too :)
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>>65152103
You missed her recap so you are safe until the break.
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>>65152067
The empire's college of winterhold and the crick dynasty are collaborating.
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>>65152083
That is so fucking stupid that I can't tell if you're messing with me or not.
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>>65152103
How could you miss her? Don't worry, she'll be a cast member some day.
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Bidet, critters! Bidet! How do you want to do this awesomesauce night of CRITICAL ROOOOOOLE???
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>>65152032
The chick who voiced Slades cum dumpster
>>65152075
Same
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>>65152125
We don't do that here.
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>>65152121
Don't you fucking dare jinx it.
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>>65152121
Please cease your horrifying predictions.
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>>65152137
Yes we do!
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>>65152119
He's not. They were all set to investigate the cursed well and then we got sidetracked onto some Bugbear that had been dreaming about sexy Bugbears and doing things for them like killing his neighbor's wolves, and when they were going to the well they saw "some ethereal blue figure" and now we're in a Bugbear's house trying to deal with ethereal Succubi.
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>>65152121
Who will she replace
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>>65152125
You must be new around here. This is the place where we whip out our hate boners.
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>>65152125
I wonder how many people in the chat are just aping others and never watched C1 so they don't even know what the bidet "joke" is referencing?
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anyone else noticing a increase in better art lately?
I mean, the shits still present, but it seems like artist are either upping their game or the shit ones are just not getting featured as much
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>>65152155
Matt
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>>65152125
Miss me with that reddit shit, we’re here to point out Matt’s frail encounters and write smut
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>>65152173
LMFAO
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>>65152155
atleast half of a table. no other way to make room for her
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>>65152166
Grog was saying bidet instead of good day, and i haven't watched much of season 1 someone told me .
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ma waifu
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>>65152136
>VAs Terra
I learned something today.
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>>65152137
>>65152156
>>65152166
>>65152176
The number of people just chomping on the fucking bait, holy shit.
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>>65152201
Travis is a lucky man indeed.
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>>65152206
I just like to be mad anon
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>>65152136
>>65152205
Just like terra, she disappears for long periods at a time
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>drinking hipster microbrew crap while watching Shitical Roll
You are the exact kind of cunt that is ruining modern RPGs and it's both hilarious and sad what a pathetic nu male cuck you and your kind are. You shit up D&D with your social media addiction, taking retarded greentexts you saw screencaps of on Tumblr or Facebook and using them as your point of reference even though those stories were intended as humor for people who had already been in the hobby for years and thus had an established concept of what D&D is. Instead, you are attracted to the hobby by the inane "humor" of it, and the "epic nat 20" stories that pervade it. You lack creativity, so rather than being driven to use RPGs as a medium of creative expression, you instead use them as a way to get together and drink microbrews and when Dave rolls a natural 20 to seduce the guard captain, you all burst into autistic laughter, pounding the cruelty-free-wood table with your soft, doughy hands, microbrews sloshing over the edge, your yellowed teeth showing through your face-pubes beards, one of your number stopping, removing his glasses, squinting, then adjusting them again, your wife's son bursting into tears in the next room, wakened by the raucous laughter. Fuck yourself. You see D&D as nothing but a spectator sport and that is how you treat it. You drain everything worth having out of RPGs and declare that "fun" (your definition of it, anyway) is the end-all be-all authority of RPG behavior, and demand everyone else conform to your worldview. And you think it's funny to deride actual members of the hobby for their passion, as if you are anything more than a tourist in foreign lands.

Fuck you, fuck Matt Mercer, and fuck Shitical Role.
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>>65152201
>became hotter as she aged
How is this possible?
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>>65152231
Good to see everyone is here
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I wonder how many of them really don't like each other and are just kind of stuck on the show because they saw how Orion's life went down the shitter and they can't shoot themself in the foot that way.
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He's growing stronger.
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"Fascism works."
- Liam O'Brian
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"Fascism works"
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>>65152231
how are you doing, pasta-anon?
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Liam based confirmed
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>>65152231
I like how you're adapting the bait anon. I hope you get someone with it.
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>>65151974
Matt is afraid to do that and slow down already glacial combat encounters. He should give more monsters legendary actions, or is there a better mechanic to combat PC action economy?
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>>65152288
The only thing Matt ever gave legendary actions was the Hill Giant in the arena like 35 episodes ago. Nothing else ever did.
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>when your "sherlock holmes" monk takes worse notes than a 1st grader
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>>65152251
I liked short haired Laura though anon I must admit though, now there’s something to hold on to which has its benefits
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>>65151983
>Travis at 2
Maybe season 1 Travis. New Travis is lame.
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You Guys think Travis and Laura are good parents?
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Metagaming withstanding, order of likely to go down (haha i know, doormatt merciful) to the succubi/incubi dungeon crawl

1. Beau (via completely voluntarily kiss of death)
2. Fjord, wanders too close
3. Cad, cause mercer is done with the grave domain
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>>65152288
legendary actions are pretty good, but targeting low ability scores with debuffs is a good way, fear confusion, paralysis and such
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>>65151974
>Implying that Marisha is going to go for anything less than full lethal force
Nice joke.
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>>65152318
if i had to judge from their instagrams, yes
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>>65152318
100% yes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfFs-eTwHZc
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>None of them have a Platypus familiar
Strewth
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Why does anyone post in Twitch chat? Everything goes by so quickly that no one can read anything. Everyone's just shouting into the void.
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I'm just gonna say it. The intro animation is kind of growing on me.
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>>65152324
>Talespin loses another character
What're the odds he goes nuclear with his next character if that happens?
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I’ve got something I have to get off my chest, lads.

I don’t like Marisha.
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I missed the shill, what antics did Sam engage in this week?
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>>65152361
Oh I've always liked it. I think it's kind of comical that we hover over Mollys cloak chanting "roll the dice" when his dice roll quite literally killed him.
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>>65152362
>inb4 tailspin shoots up the studio
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>>65152370
Welcome to the club anon, you can expect your laminated membership card in six to eight weeks.
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>>65152361
i like the animation its got really good transitions but the music seems... over-dramatic? idk the music is just kind of off putting to me but the animations did well i think
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So who's going to get the kiss of death? I'm hoping Fjord from the incubus
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>>65152355
Unironically better
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>>65152358
>Why does anyone post in Twitch chat?
>Why does anyone sing at a concert?
>Why does anyone cheer at a stadium?
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>>65152325
Let's see some STR saves for once
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>>65152370
Opposite. She's starting to grow on me. I think I'm just a contrarian faggot though.
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>>65152361
Eh. I think the dragon at the end looks weirdly animated.
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>>65152370
i thought i was the only one
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>>65152362
the real question is what would "nuclear" look like for him
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>>65152392
We all know it's gonna be Beau if that thing looks even remotely ladylike.
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>>65152392
I would unironically cheer if Fjord died. His arc is done, his backstory is finished. There’s nothing more we can draw from him that’s even passably interesting, and anyone who thinks otherwise are damned liars or vapid fools.
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>we should put a window of Ronin sleeping
>streaming our child....haha

lads, I want to see Laura breastfeed.
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>>65152382
>shoots up the studio
>live on twitch

id watch the shit out of that hell id watch a 24 hour live stream of the ensuing siege that shit would be the best shit on twitch/youtube/liveleak
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>>65152358
You never just shout into the void?
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>>65152370
How fucking dare you
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>>65152409
The most racy, daring thing he can possibly imagine. An Imperial Soldier.
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>>65152355
>FMA
Remember when these guys actually did anime?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsQ_wETHM-M

>>65152382
You know everyone will die except Marisha and Large-as-a-Carr because god hates us

>>65152425
We all do.
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>>65152403
unfortunately Str saves are fairly rare, and not all that lethal when failed
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>>65152409
Creepy goth shit.
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>>65152392
I'm guessing Yasha, since she has low wisdom and no proficiency, they haven't showed off her main class feature so she's the safest to kill and I don't think Mercer's revive rules apply to her
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>>65152413
Matt's going to have it be to her knowing she'll just eat it via stillness of mind
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>>65152382
No, no. Orion was the one who shot up in the studio.
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I can't stop looking of that bit of Matts head where his forhead gives way to hair, sometimes when the light hits it you can see way back and it looks like he's bald. Just me?
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>>65152393
>>65152355
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>>65152361
Same here. Though, I'm still getting use to the extremely cheesy song accompanying it.
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>>65152468
I didn't know he came bullets
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>>65152441
I was thinking devotion boyscout paladin would be about as bad for the 9 as it could get
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>>65152447
Dog take the original version. Ya can't even see the hands.
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>>65152469
Anon, if he was bald, his center part would be impossible.

Trust me and my combover.
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>>65152450
that was percy
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>>65152445
>Watching dubbed anime
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Just hopped on, what'd I miss
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I love Laura Bailey, lads.
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>>65152504
I know, right? I respect these guys as voice actors but nothing they ever dub is going to sound as natural as the original language.
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>>65152466
>The Fiend kisses a creature Charmed by it or a willing creature. The target must make a DC 15 Constitution saving throw against this magic, taking 32 (5d10 + 5) psychic damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. The target's hit point maximum is reduced by an amount equal to the damage taken. This reduction lasts until the target finishes a Long Rest. The target dies if this effect reduces its hit point maximum to 0.
Would stillness of mind even work here?
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I miss Ashley. She was cute :(
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>>65152482
I mean, his cum CAN kill you...eventually.
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>>65152518
Is it a fiend? I thought it was just a shitty succubus
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>>65152504
>Watching CR and not giving a shit about the casts body of work
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>>65152518
she has to spend an action to end the charm, but yeah is shes smart no kiss of death for the monk
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Quasits? seriously?
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>>65152392
>Beau: "So....you're like a....demon chick?"
>Succubus: "...Were my breast not a complete give away?"
>Beau: "No, no, no. I totally noticed them. I'm a lesbian you know. Yea. I kiss and have sex with chicks."
>Succubus: "Really? I don't believe you."
>Beau: "Oh yea?"
>Succubus: "Yeah. You should prove it. Kiss me."
>Beau: "Pfft, you know I will."
>Marisha: "I run up and grab the Succubus and lock lips with her. Tongue and everything."
>Matt: "....um, ok....?"
>Laura, Liam, Sam, & Travis turn to her in disbelief.
>Tailspin: "No one say anything. Let this happen."
>Marisha: "What? You guys jealous or something? Hehehehe."
>Matt: "Hold on, check the rules and see how many dice i need for damage."
>Marisha: "Wait, how come? Its just a kiss."
>Everyone: "SUCCUBUS!"
>Marisha: "Yea? And?"
>Liam: "They suck your soul with a life draining kiss."
>Marisha: "Wait...what?!"
>Face palms all around
>Sam: "....idiot."
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>>65152532
>eventually
my sides
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>>65152499
No but just keep watching and you can see way back to his scalp. He's got the same headshape as me but I'm paler so it's less noticable, he's quite tanned so seeing his pale scalp is alarming. It looks like he's wearing someone elses scalp over his own.
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>>65152543
that is a quote from the succubus stat block they are fiends
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>>65152568
oh shit yeah, I'm an idiot. All I thought succubi did was charm people and thats it
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Oh I guess Critical Role is doing the 19 thing now too...

In World War II the average age of the combat soldier was 26
In Vietnam he was 19
In-in-in Vietnam he was 19
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I would kiss the Succubus just so I can then kiss Beauregard and kill both of us in the process. That’s how it works right?
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>>65152518
First the succ uses her Charm, then Beau gets a turn and uses Stillness of Mind, Death Kiss only works on charmed (or willing) creature.
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>>65152543
That is a word for word quote from the Succubus statblock from the Monster Manual, they're fiends.
>>65152549
It can work on a willing creature too, so it can still lay it on her if it looks even remotely feminine.
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>>65152485
Thank you, may display was shameful.
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On the succubus' charm:

> If the target successfully saves against the effect, or if the effect on it ends, the target is immune to this fiend's Charm for the next 24 hours.

so yeah, she'll just instantly end the effect instantly and be perfectly find
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>>65152597
Sadly, No, it isn't herpes.
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>>65152607
See>>65152556
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I'm getting real fucking sick of Matt's sound effects. "Spppt, kakakak, grrrrt grrrrt, iirrrrrrrrksssh" like holy fucking shit.
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>>65152551
yeaaaa i really hope these succubi have some sauce to juice up this trivial encounter
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Is Sam's flask just the cover to Clerks?

Has KS unlocked Greater Flask yet?
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>What would Rammstein do?

I don't get it ?
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Are they really fighting three fucking Quasits? Seven party members fighting three Quasits?
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>>65152643
Nigga just trying to have fun.
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>>65152643
ROOOOAAAAAARRRRRRRR
ROOOOOAAAARRRRRRR
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>Mercer using a debuff on Marisha via frightened
who are you and what have you done with merciful?
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>kill Beau

SAM MVP
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>>65152662
DOORMATT
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>kill Beau!
Holy fucking based Sam
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Are you fucking serious? Are these really a bunch of quasits? What utter bullshit.
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>>65152650
He's just descovered them and is excited to spread the word anon
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>>65152662
theyre dumb enough to dump ressources on them
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>>65152662
I'm gonna be an optimist and say it's to waste party resources towards upcoming battle...
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>>65152675
The kick starter has given him brief confidence. It will most likely leave soon.
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>>65152662
hopefully there are draegloths and such through the door being alerted by the quasits and succubi
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>>65152684
Give all your power and love to our beloved God King Emperor
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Fjord having 80/82 health will be the death of him this session. Screencap this post.
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>crying about Quasits
>needed to get beat up by her mentor to not betray her order
Okay Beau
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>>65152619
We'll see if she even remembers to do it for this fear.
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but watch out guys, next monsters are....Manes!
woo tough
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>>65152698
minions to hopefully soften up the party.

That said, can ethereal creatures enter the tiny hut?
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>>65152738
https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Tiny%20Hut#content
I would have to say no, based off the wording of the spell.
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>>65152734
>yfw when Matt reminds her of Stillness of Mind
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>Travis uses Yasha's last rage
Yup she's fucked
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>Three Quasits against seven PCs
>Meanwhile, in Androids and Aliens, Tumsy got fucking incinerated. Utterly merciless.
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>>65152775
>implying they'll remember
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>Jester goes full yandere chopping up the quasit bodies.
nani the fuck jester

>>65152772
WIFE ARMOR
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>>65152775
>assuming travis knows about rages/day
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>feed the pets demonflesh

This sounds like a GREAT idea.
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>>65152784
In Colville's campaign 3 PC's have died in 7 episodes.
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>Marisha remembered Stillness of mind herself

ITS OVER
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>>65152772
Seems like she actually did it herself
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>>65152772
Yeah, there's no way that Marisha noticed her ability on her own. He tipped her off before the show in preparation for her Hero Mode scene against the succubi.
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>>65152801
Meatgrinders suck.
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>>65152801
well all 3 were planned and coordinated with the players in question, so it doesn't really count
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Is it not on YT?
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>>65152801
those were planned though, like Mollymauk's death, so do they really count?
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>>65152801
that implies people watched that boring dreg which is hemoragging views.
I couldn't get past all the awkward still talk and Colville going on off about his SPESHUL setting and Not!Orcs.
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>>65152796
He played a barbarian for years, he knows how rage works. He's not Marisha.
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>>65152775
>Travis uses up NPCs last rage
>Boss battle
>NPC gets charmed and starts murdering party.
>NPC ends up dead.
>Show ends
>"Stay tuned next week when Ashley retu-....oh shit."

And nothing of value was lost
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>>65152814
Heroine*, sweetie. You’re such a darling for pointing out Beau’s importance, though. It’s adorable.
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>>65152814
It's more likely Dani is sending her texts.
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>>65152824
only if your not prepared for a meatgrinder game, if you know thats what your getting into its fine
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>>65152849
Yeah, point taken.
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Are they fucking seriously fighting Quasits as a group of seven 8th level adventures?
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>20% wondering where stats dog went
>15% Matt will surely kill her this time!
>10% Mommy boobs!
>5% Tailspin dies this episode
>15% Tailspin shoots up the studio
> 5% Marisha hate
>30% excitement for more stats
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>>65152848
can you imagine the shitstorm if it were found out that dani was basically cheating for her, reminding her of her spells and teling her what she should do
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>>65152845
>Heroine*, sweetie.
You really think a woman could be as muscular as Beau is portrayed as being (with Str 10)? Beau's trans, because she wants the dominance of having a penis without the problematic issues surrounding identifying as male, plus it panders to the audience.
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>>65152871
I feel like this is a reference to something but I'm not sure what.
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What happened to the Travis/Laura NTR poster?
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>>65152871
vast majority of the fanbase wouldn't care and would probably celebrate it unfortunately.
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>>65152871
probably sound like this
>Its their game. they can cheat if they want to.
>dani is a hero! she's so great
>They're having fun, so who cares?!
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>yfw these easy-ass encounters are to lower their guard for when he springs 10 rakshasahs on them at once
Do it Matt I believe in you
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>>65151732
Is it only on Twitch today? Can't seem to find it on YT.
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>>65152861
Not just one, though. Three! Three full Quasits! We've been on THREE QUASITS FOR HALF AN HOUR.
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>>65152861
In all fairness, a pack of Quasits can fuck up a bunch of mid to high level characters if they get the drop on them, especially if they're acting as cannon fodder to a stonger demon.
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>>65152903
Anon... we all wish there were consequences in these games, but it's just not going to happen.
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>>65152901
>>65152900
it depresses me that you are right
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yay it's over, time for shopping
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>>65152907
its on twitch
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They have a grave cleric and the person playing it already lost a character which caused a huge shitstorm. No one is ever going to die.
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>>65152908
Three Quasits should have taken less time to kill than to roll imitative took
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Well, I'm going back to watching Dragon Ball. See you guys next week
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>>65152941
I will down an entire normal sized bottle of Jack Daniels if someone actually dies this episode
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atleast they're rolling shit tonight
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>>65152923
I mean, any creature can overwhelm an adventurer with smart play and crits, but we just spent thirty minutes killing something I was lawnmowing through at 4th level.
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>>65152941
How did the death of a noncharacter like Molly cause such a huge shitstorm? Why do these shows always get coopted by histrionic losers who need everything to be a progressive power fantasy?
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>>65152967
whoa buddy, theres no reason to swear off spirits like that, its just a twitch stream
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>>65152967
I'll join you if it is anyone on the top screen.
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>>65152950
Don't they have like 14HP each?
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>>65153017
Hit Points 7 (3d4)
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Jester gets knocked out, but nothing comes of it. Calling it.
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You've been invited as the next guest on Critical Role!

What is your character? What is your story? If Matt gave you the option and freedom to do what you wanted would your character be evil?
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>>65152989
swear off spirits? I'm unfamiliar with this terminology

>>65153017
they only have like 7hp, they just have lots of resistances.
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>>65152982
Muh burying da gays

It's not enough that your show must include gays, lesbians or bisexuals, they must also be immortal, because despite being orogressive enough to put them there in the first place, if they die it's because you hate them.

Though honestly with the number of gays in Matts setting it was sort of inevitable
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>>65152982
Because he was the self-insert of all the whiniest people, so they stirred everything up to be bigger than it was
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HAHAHA! PENIS! PENISES ARE FUNNY. FUNNY WUNNY. I LOVE JESTER SHE’S QUIRKY LIKE ME! LIKE ME! HAHAHA, PENUS WENUS.
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>we are having eceleb threads on /tg/
what the actual fuck are you doing anon
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>The demons are trying to make a permanent Gate to the Material Plane

Well, this just became a bit more serious problem.
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>>65153027
I'd do whatever I can to seduce Jester.
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>>65153051
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>>65153027
I've wanted to play an Evil character for ages but I don't want to give these faggots anything to work with. I'd rather play Lawful Good and show them how fucking Evil they are than try to out-Evil them only for them to strike me down and feel like good guys
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>>65153050
HO HO HE HE, THE ACCENT! THE ACCENT IS SO CUTE CUTE CUTE. I LOVE HER ACCENT! HER MOMMY IS A TOTAL PROSTITUTE TOO AND SUPER FAMOUS, SO EMPOWERING! WHEEE HEE HEE!
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>>65153053
Only until Beau suggest joining them.
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>>65153042
I love that in the second battle royale Matt says he would never put gay characters in his story just for the sake of having gay characters and now its all he does.
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>>65153027
Gold Dragon Noble Cavalier w/ 3 retainers
Proud member of Darrington's Brigade, traveling the world as a golden Adonis of good.

fuck that, lawful good
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>>65152982
because anyone dying, even characters within a game that includes mechanics for character death, is a trigger for any perceived hardship they have ever facerd and everyone needs to know how hard it tis for them
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>>65153027
I'd play a Githyanki Abjurer that the party doesn't believe is a Wizard at first because of his brash attitude, medium armor, and greatsword. But he'd eventually get along with Caleb by swapping spell stories, and he'd pay Nott to do monkey dances. His bit would be that he's vocal about the indomitable power of magic and the military might of the Githyanki, but he's actually really scared of the destructive power of magic and is paranoid about Vlaakith and so by talking up magic he hopes that someone will try to prove him wrong and show him something that can go against an army of gishes.
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>>65153076
>>65153050
I FORGOT TO MENTION THE UNICORNS, THE UUUUUUNICORNS! HAMPSTER UNICORNS HAHAHAHA, HAMSTER, WITH HORN! HAMCORNS, SOUNDS TASTY! HAHAHA QUIRKY I LOVE HER SHES ME.
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>>65153050
I mean Laura's humor is on point. Everyone else is asking retarded questions so she's joining in.
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>Caleb faffs an entire third level bigby hand spell to pick up a rock glyph
jesus it's like they know Mercer won't challenge then
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>you've got a big heart
Anyone else ship Jester with Caleb now?
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>>65153137
Caleb is for Trent
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>>65153137
I was shipping them when she asked if he was secretly in love with her and he spluttered a little.
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Wait a second....did they split the party?
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>>65153137
I love how Caleb is basically the protagonist in this campaign, but since he’s a disgusting fascist cishet white male they prefer the buff gold star lesbian.
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You know, Sam has repeatedly proven himself out be /ourguy/. Do you think he'd intentionally put Nott in a position to die to either force Matt's bullshit to save him or give us the character death we want?
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>>65153165
Sam relishes failure, so absolutely yes
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>>65153112
Jester is a trash character people only like because she was described like Monara.
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>>65153027
I'd be a lawful neutral bounty-hunter-sort there to observe the mercenary group, the Mighty Nine. Watching then, of course ending up working beside them because (guest), I'd figure out based on what they do in the session if I should report that they need a bounty or if they could be relied on in the future. For either the drow-fucks or the empire-fucks... maybe a third party.
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Caleb is going to get violated
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>>65153158
>Caleb is basically the protagonist of this campaign.
I never really considered it before but you're kind of right. Ironic since Liam is playing Caleb as more of a supportive character.
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>Liam charmed
Fuck yeah
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>>65153158
>Buff
>Str 10

Seriously though, neither Beau or Caleb are protagonist. He just sits in the back and she's an unlikable cunt
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I think Caleb just got charmed
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CALEB GOT THE SUCC
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>Caleb just got Charmed

This is gonna end with the Succubus and Incubus getting away.
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>charmed wizard
YES
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>They mind controlled the wizard
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Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>65153027
1-2: Paladin Rogue Patches
3-4: Pervitin Barbarian
5-6: Sleepy 20 Con Barbrogue
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Countdown to Caleb murders someone else in he party.
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>inb4 somehow the crew wins with no loose strings
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I think Sam's metagaming the Charmed
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Oh shit Sam's confessing.
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>>65153027
A druid Bugbear that dyes they/them/it fur with turquoise and puce and is currently transitioning into a tortle. Con is the dump stat and will constantly throw itself into combat and when it dies one of the CritRole fans will break into the studio and bash Matt Mercer's brains in with a sock full of rocks.
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>Charmed Wizard
PVP INCOMING
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Fireball!
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I wonder if Taliesin and/or Matt remembers that Caduceus has Detect Magic active.
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Caleb will kill someone or get himself killed
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fuck yes
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NUKE EM
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>Caleb fireballs

FUCK YEAH
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IS MATT MURDERER BACK?
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FIREBALL
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Fireball on the party!
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Based Matt I take it all back
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Revenge for the bowl incident
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>Marisha
>Dex class
>Scared of Dex throw
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YESSSSSs
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Wait, jester's a tiefling she should only take half damage.
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At least he didn't nuke Frumpkin. That would make him really sad.
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>>65153259
>>65153263
we're not out of the woods yet kid
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BASED SEDUCED CALEB
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DED DOGGO!!!
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HE KILLED THE PET TOO
BASED
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UPDATED POWER RANKINGS
1. Sam
2. Matt
3. Liam
4. Talespin
5. Laura
6. Travis
7. Marisha
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thank you based matt
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What do you think the reaction would be if Caleb actually killed the whole party.
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Turn the god wizard on the party of fools, yessssssss~
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>>65153298
merciful made it unconscious
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>Nugget is dead
She'd better learn from this
>Unconscious
How much fucking hp does that thing have?
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>>65153278
i think she change the fire resistance for cold resistance
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>>65153278
She's the kind that's cold resistant from an unearthed arcana.
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>>65153278
She's a feral subtype, her elemental resistance is to Cold, not Fire.
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Sam is too happy about the dog getting crisped
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I want Laura to pretend to like me, invite me to her hotel room and imply we are going to fuck only for Travis to walk out of the bathroom and fuck her raw right in front of me while I softly cry to myself whilst jerking off.

Is that really to much to ask?
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>these are my friends...
>BUT THIS SUCCUBUS OFFERED TO CHORTLE MY MAGIC WAND!

Unfortunately, Caleb's usual combat strategy of "hide in a corner taking potshots" won't work with him this outnumbered.
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so we're having PVP with Incubus and succubus who hace charmed a level 8 wizard. against 5 ogher adventures who have had half their heath blinekd away in a second
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>>65153304
/crg/ cheers wildly

I probably die of alcohol poisoning because I promised to down an entire bottle of jack if someone died this episode
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>>65153310
more than 17 apparently
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NOW GIVE EM A KISS MATT
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>nugget
grab that bottle of jack
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Remember: Facism works.
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oh yess, double caster
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Fjord wants that HOG
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>>65153298
>>65153310
It's the weasel.
Hey left the dog with Ruby.
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THEY GOT FJORD TOO
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If this was any other campaign they'd be 100% fucking dead.
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Fjord and Caleb getting that golden rule action with the Succubus, nice~
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Hexblade Warlock and Wizard are Charmed, this is basically 1 bad roll away from a TPK.
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>ENTIRE PARTY CHARMED EXCEPT FOR BEAU
>BEAU DIES
>PARTY
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Fjord and Caleb's fun time slaughter dome.
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And now... CRitical Role TPK
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Fjord has some powerful spells, Their Fjucked
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is it HAPPENING guys?
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>Fireball cuts the two clerics HP in half
>Fjord just got charmed

MATT IS SHOWING NO MERCY
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FJORD
AND
CALEB
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Matt is so happy to use these abilities sans Beacon of Hope
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SOMEONE IS DYING TONIGHT BOYS
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>Caleb Charmed
>Fjord Charmed.
strongest casters on the wrong side of this battle.
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Would you guys willingly let a succubus charm you?
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>>65153316
>>65153317
>>65153318
Well shit....bye bye Jester

>>65153304
personally wish caleb would die instead and Nott or Jester lived. Maybe they can have a spectral detective agency
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>Charms fjord
ayyy

>Yasha has another bonus rage
wat
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>>65153353
If it's the weasel, that thing has at best 3 hp, so it's fucking dead as shit
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>>65153356
nice to know you, goodbye
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>>65153368
Well, gives them a reason to go back to playing Vox Machina.
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Beau dies
Fjord brings her back as a Specter.
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So, /tg/ what is your gimmick? We all play roles in real life and online and considering /crg/ is so small and a handful of posters circle jerking about this show, what do you do to make yourself stand apart?

Me? I'm the guy who makes up "drama" every week in the vain hopes that someone, anyone believes it. I'm also the guy who forces Namek. Every single namek post is from me, even the ones complaining about it.

And you?
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>Thinking this will result in any deaths whatsoever
Doormatt "TPK means I failed as a GM" Mercer will never have the balls to do it.
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Now imagine the character and meta-drama if we get a solid kill
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>>65153388
If it looks like Laura yes
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>>65153369
What happens when someone charmed summons a demon?
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Guess Matt took the "Matt Merciful" meme too harshly.
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so lets say the stars align and there is a TPK. What happens next? Do they start a new campaign?
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>>65153378
Get on it drawfriends
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>>65152361
I have to mute it every time. It's like Sam knows he doesn't have to try because shit eating critters will enjoy anything every time.
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>>65153416
Matt 100% has some sort of NPC backup plan to save them at the last minute if they fuck up too badly.
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>>65153402
I'm the OP

>>65153415
we aren't out of the woods yet kid, but I'd like to be proven wrong
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>>65153405
Thats why he's having his players do his dirty work.
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>>65153416
They will never TPK, they will get rescued and forced to work for the Gentleman.
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>>65153402
lurk and smirk
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>>65153433
>>65153443
it's a hypothetical question
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>"You don't know for certain, so I'll leave it up to you."
As though Marisha would ever take a chance NOT to metagame.
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Is matt going to pull out Calebs old wisdom save for firekills?
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>I've wanted to kill you all for 4 years
LIAM IS AT THE TOP OF THE POWER RANKINGS
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>Beau decides now is the time to worry about Caleb and ask him if he is okay
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>Liam coolly telling Marisha, “that’s the end of your turn.”
He can’t wait. He wants to do this, max efficiency.
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>>65153443
If you read Matt's notes on twitter, you would know that is exactly how it is going to happen
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>>65153478
We've always wanted to kill Marisha.
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>Jester metagaming
FFS, Laura.
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>be liam
>frown with head tilted downward, not really paying attetion
>look moody and depressed
>haven't said anything in a while
>"I take X aside and ''what are we even DOING here? Right now what are we doing? Okay just be safe. "
>there, now everyone will love me
>*cheats*
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Liam is having absolutely too much fun.
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>>65153478
fucking THIS
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>>65153484
Liam is probably begging for battle royales behind the scenes.
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>Caleb making all these saves against everything
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>tfw Caleb will finally get revenge for the Bowl incident.
If Caleb doesn't at least knock out Beau I will be disappointed.
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>>65153505
Galaxy IQ
>>
Best encounter of the campaign by far
OH SHIT MATT IS PICKING HIS SPELLS FUCK YEAH
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I think Matt might be having fun, guys.
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liam officially no. 1
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Liam might be my favorite after tonight

>>65153402
shin-chan and mostly unnecessary spoilers
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>>65152801
Colville is proof positive that death doesn't automatically make a campaign good.
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Matt loves this.
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Tal is so pissy he couldn't metagame twice in a row. Look at his pouty face
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WALL OF FIRE
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>>65153478
BASED LIAM BEST EPISODE EVER
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Liam, Sam and Matt are having the time of their lives.
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Yeah, this is a TPK.
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>>65153517
>Centers on Beau

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Wall of Fire!
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>and then you're going to finish me off
o-ok mommy
>>
YES YES YES YES YES
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AND TO THINK I ALMOST SKIPPED THIS EPISODE BEST EPISODE EVER
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Do succubi kill their charmed?
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Liam is a goddamn champion
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Alright lads, who's ready for their servitude to the succubi?
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This can actually be a TPK. This is it. No joke, no saving grace.
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This is amazing...i love jester but HOT DAMN if it means Beau dies...its worth the price
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At least one person has to die in this episode. If somehow this doesn't happen I 'm gonna be mad.
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>>65153532
Rides over boys
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NO GODDAMMIT THEY GOT FJORD
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Stop thinking this is a TPK. All Caleb has to do is take a single point of damage and this fight's over.
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>Fjord got hit and lost his charm
Damn it Matt
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Dammit, if Fjord had stayed Charmed we might have had a chance.
Here's hoping the Succs re-charm someone.
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Jester is a tiefling, does she not have fire resistance?
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>>65153544
Considering these guys tried to kill them? You damn right they will.
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>>65153544
only after they've eliminated the threats to them. then they kiss their charmed and suck their souls
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>>65153565
Sorry, I like to pretend this is a D and D game and not a TV show about a D and D game.
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Guys, they still have to fight the Incubus after this!
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>>65153574
Even stone churches burn down from time to time.
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>inb4 Jester dies and Beau survives miraculously.
>>
FACISM WORKS
LIAM THE LEGEND
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>>65153574
She's a blue Tiefling and the daughter of a Water Genasi, they homebrewed her to Cold resist and Hellish Rebuke does Cold damage.
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Do they need to heal the dog too?
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>>65153554
They're at the point where a wizard going nova is almost uncontrollable
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>Jester trying to lean in and get tailspin to heal her

Punishable by death.
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>>65153574
>>65153318
>>65153317
>>65153316
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>>65153601
Liam! Mein Fuhrer!
>>
If you guys stopped being desperate and started looking at Laura with the same analysis that you make for others players at the table, you could really make a case that shes a shitty player to deal with.

>Gets mad every time something goes against her plans or starts getting low on health to point it makes the rest of the table awkward
>never knows how her spells work
>Tends to metagame but since shes not marisha it doesnt matter
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>Beacon of Coke
Ah yes, for the non submarines.

>>65153574
She's a variant tiefling with Ice damage instead.
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>>65153612
Dog's either perma-dead or on saving throws.

Nevermind, Spare the Dying just got cast.
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Now hear me out, Fjord kills Caleb
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>>65153623
wow it's almost like all the women are horrible people and just there to look at, huh?
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>>65153643
I am okay with this.
Caleb is a dirty traitor!
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>>65153643
worst timeline
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And there it is. No challenge. Doormatt will now give them a long rest. Just watch.
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Liam is having such a fucking good time
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>>65153643
There can only be one.
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>>65153643
or best timeline, Fjord kills Caleb after he's killed Beau
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>>65153655
that would make for neat drama given they've kind of always had issues with each other
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UBERMENSCH CALEB
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Caleb is too strong
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>Succ lending Caleb her strength
>>
LIAM "FASCISM WORKS" O'BRIAN
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Even destiny itself wants someone to die
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ICH BEIN EIN UNZERSTORBAR
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>>65153671
The gods are sick of the the bullshit
>>
WELCOME TO THE TPK BITCHES
>>
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyxOXjZHl9U
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destroy the untermensch liam
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The virgin Fjord

THE CHAD CALEB
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I can't wait until Caleb betrays the party and does this for REAL.
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Short of Caleb getting off another fireball to down both clerics, nothing will happen. Stop pretending this isn't theater so Doormatt can claim "Look, I can be deadly!"
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The best part of this is that once Caleb is neutralized, hey STILL have inimum two succubi and a quasi to deal with.

>Fjord fucks himself harder than he does Caleb with his Control Water.

Amazing.
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>>65153554
>TPK
No.
Calib will be 'knocked out' clerics will spare the dying / revive him. This battle may 'sound' challenging, but no real risk exists.

Sometimes Matt's fights sound challenging. But it's never more than narrative drama. If you're watching Critical Role in hopes of some combat with risk. You're wasting your time. The players have plot armor. Which is good for story telling, but lousy for gameplay.

Calib will be 'knocked out' clerics will spare the dying / revive him. This battle may 'sound' challenging, but no real risk exists. The ONLY way there may be a party TPK is if there are lawyers involved because of the Mighty-Nien's ties to Geek & Sundry and Legendary Entertainment. Forcing them to start a new Campaign completely divorced from the scumbags at Alpha/Legendary Entertainment.
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Odds the Incubus is going to OHK the weakest.
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>>65153692
My god, he's a JoJo character.
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>>65153717
Frumpkin is his stand.
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>>65153701
>The ONLY way there may be a party TPK is if there are lawyers involved because of the Mighty-Nien's ties to Geek & Sundry and Legendary Entertainment
>not knowing they've parted from G&S and became an independant business
It's been months my dude
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Damnit incubi/succubi.

You should have lead with dicks when trying to charm jester.
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THE UNTOUCHABLE UBERMENSCH STANDS TALL
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>>65153692
I enjoy how Liam incorporates the material components use in his descriptions.
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>>65153733
Same. You can tell he really enjoys all of the aspects of being a wizard
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No! His charm spell is killing the Yaleb ship!
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And it's over. Long rest inc
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Mr. Burn's wild ride has ended, children
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>Caleb succeeded the charm

it's over
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>>65153748
No, it's saving it. Based sweaty Yasha
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>Yasha used Magicians Judge
>the sword with Dispel magic attached to it.
Been fun guys
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Did Travis just use Reckless Attack twice? didnt this motherfucker play Barbarian for like 3 years?
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>no longer charmed
FUCK
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>>65153754
Honestly they've burned so much shit they really need it.
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>>65153754
Not if the Succ and Inc attack now.
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It's over. Time to go back to sleep.
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whats the cooldown on succ/incu charms?
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>>65153733
I do too, next wizard i play Ill do something similar
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>>65153765
Shut up, they had to make sure Caleb didn’t kill anybody.
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>>65153765
Reckless attack effects all your attack that round...
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>>65153027
Half orc wizard-hating soldier and son of a cobbler who finally found a group of people who accepted him. The Dirty Crycks used his adopted town as a testing ground for one of their dude tests.

He's in love with Jester and has an immediate brotherhood with Fjord. Both of these relationships are one sided. Recognizing Fjord has what he has lost he pushes Fjord not to let anyone take it away from him as life can be difficult for those who are pieces of two world yet belong in neither.

If you like this and want more details, fear not. My Self insert Fanfiction will be available soon. And yes, Beau will get humiliated in it. A lot.
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>>65153778
24 hours if they succeed against the initial charm or if the effect ends
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>>65153778
24 hours
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WAIT. GUYS.
if they don't metagame they might try and attack caleb and he could die.
We do want a death guys? are we gonna be picky?
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>>65153778
its an action, but targets who save are immune for 24 hrs
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>>65153774
im sure theyll run
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>>65153797
God dammit, Sam healing Caleb...
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>>65153765
I was about to ask why all Barbarian players are so fucking illiterate, and then answered my own question. On your first attack you choose whether ALL ATTACKS MADE THAT TURN are Reckless.
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WHERE DO I GET THAT POTION DICE THING THAT SAM JUST USED
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>>65152839
>for years
>>65153765
I rest my case
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>>65153779
its fun to really play it up when you reveal a new spell
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>pre loaded 'healing potion' dice bottles

Nice.
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>>65153813
Matt probably painted a smal vial bottom interior red and put the dice amount for healing potion inside of it
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Charm Yasha pls
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>>65153813
Just get a bottle and put some dice inside it
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Even if they long rest, gives the fiends time to run away
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>>65153813
Small glass bottles can be found at most artsy stores and any red dice can be fit inside.
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>Matt having quasits back up the succubi

IS THERE HOPE FOR THE DOORMATT?
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Dear lord Tal looks so bitchy he wasn't able to insta counter the DM
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>>65153825
>probably
You mean the thing that he proudly revealed, described, and gave to the group two or three sessions ago?
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>>65153825
no he actually filled it halfway with red-dyed epoxy. way cooler
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>Minions pour in for fear effects

MATT AINT MERCIFUL JUST YET
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>More Quasi

https://youtu.be/nf9i_4Coi60
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>turn on talks
>this fat fuck keeps interrupting everyone answer to give her opinions
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"Reckless is only against the person he used it against"

Look at this motherfucker trying to let this shit slide.
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>"You only played a barbarian for 3 years"
OH BURN
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>>65153813
Buy a small bottle at a craft shop or dollar store.
Buy a brick of dice.
Load dice into bottle.

It is a great bit of fun, though.
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>>65153851
I simply was guessing how he made it

>>65153855
shit that does sound cooler.

>>65153856
>>65153860
>inb4 it's just like two quasits
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>>65153850
Matt was showing him he can kill them anytime he feels like it. Get cucked Tailspin.
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>>65153856
The biggest threat is out of the room.
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>>65153866
MATT MURDERFUL!!
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>>65153884
You mean Dani?
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>>65153850
He’s playing a bubblegum pink turbogay minmaxed nonsense and he got DENIED. Of course he’s evil.
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>>65153905
only if you're covered in frosting
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>>65153884
There are still two Succubi who are perfectly healthy and ready to do this whole thing again.
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>>65153905
Ok, I laughed.
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>>65153917
one can hope.
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jaja tal still looks mad
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>>65153917
I hope, though Caleb, Fjord and Jester are knocked off the list. Yasha is the best option currently? Maybe? No, now Hasted Beau.
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>>65153946
>jaja
Unironically kill yourself.
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>>65153917
if a target saves vs the charm it cant be charmed for a day, though I guess the other succubus could use charm because the wording specifies "this fiends charm"
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>>65153917
>>65153926

Well, the only people that Succubus 1(Female) can charm are everyone except Caleb
Incubus 1 tried to charm Jester but failed, as well Fjord

That and Draining kiss works only on a charmed creature (or willing), so yeah, they are sunk
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>>65153946
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God bless the HP overlay
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Laura is salty as fuck that she almost died.
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>>65153952
>YFW Caleb gets charmed by the other fiend
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>>65153947
The other Succubus can still charm everyone who already saved.
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>>65153687
I hope someone makes a actual pic of this.
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Oh boy, what a fun, wacky adventure... meanwhile, several hundred miles away in a dark tower, Nott's husband is being flayed alive as the niggerelves interrogate him for his knowledge of dunamancy
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>>65153947
Nott is the best target if they also nab Beau. Stun+Sneak attack would be deadly to Fjord or Caleb
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>>65153976
Nah, they attempted to charm him last week, so both wasted their oppertunity
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>>65153866
>calling out Marisha's 'cocked' nonsense
>calling out Marisha metagaming Caleb's charm
>calling out Travis for not knowing how barbarian works

Has Matt ever been this sassy? It's an unexpected but pleasant surprise.
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>>65153984
I'm a little disappointed in Sam that Nott didn't decide "Caleb's finally taking charge and cutting all these assholes loose, and I'm going to help him!"
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so what really is the deal with fjords accent changing sometimes?
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>>65153982
Yeah but the Drow could just be misunderstood and besides Nott has Big Minotaur Cock now so it's okay.
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What happened why is Tal mad?
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>>65153984
>Beau and Nott get charmed
>Beau proceeds to stun half the fucking team and Nott runs up to Caleb and starts shanking him.
Do want
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>>65153982
Because Sam has zero interest in Matt literally kidnapping his backstory.
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HAHAHA SUCCUBUS RETREATED!
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>>65154005
the kickstaryer has gone to his head
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>>65154005
it's that legal independence. Not having to answer to people who only give a shit about merch sales is liberating
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>>65154005
Once during one of the dragon fights he was on everyone's case. Told them several times if they take to long he will just skip their turns forcefully.
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>>65154021
Because he couldn't shittily invalidate everything everyone else did.
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>>65154021
No metagaming for him this week
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>>65153972
laura is always salty and controlling
she's a bitch that gets by on her tits
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>>65153981
If it is made I hope it has some mention of Fjord getting dommed by the pirate bitch that stole his first opportunity for water powers while Caleb has in true wizard fashion has made no attempt to pursue a love interest.
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>>65154021
Because he wasn't able to preemptively cast Beacon of Hope based on borderline metagamey knowledge. He hasn't said a single word outside his turn, and clearly looks unhappy.
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>>65154005
Matt has been reading these threads and took the comments to heart. He's returned at least partly to the fa/tg/uy he was.
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>>65154011
He's copying his missing mentor's accent for most of the time.
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>>65154013
nott size difference is best fetish
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>>65154021
He is stuck playing a Hellboy and is contributing nothing to the current fight.
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>>65154005
He's been in a really good mood since the Kickstarter.
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>>65154057
I'd really like to think that he puts on the commiefornia face for the fans, but this is a guilty pleasure of his. He's a good enough DM to know how much bullshit he's forced to churn out is.
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>>65154065
How much more money do I have to give to him to have him kill again
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>>65154057
>mfw we have revived his inner fa/tg/uy
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>>65154065
his dick is as big as the current pledge amount
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>>65154023
looks like you might be right what with beau charging in like that
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>>65154078
to be fair he finally isnt tied to geek and sundry, its their baby now. He can finally draw blood guild free.
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UPDATED UPDATED POWER RANKINGS
1. Sam
2. Matt
3. Liam
4. Laura
5. Travis
6. Talespin
7. Marisha
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>>65154057
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>succubus summons a demon
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I'M SORRY WHAT IS GOING ON NOW
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OH FUCK YEAH
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HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER
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>>65154098
You know that's not true, the retarded fans will SCREAM and threaten suicide and accuse Bury Your Gays if Beau is killed. Just look at the reaction to Molly.
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WE GOT A DEMON IN THE HOUSE FOLKS
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>>65154101
BASED BASED
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>>65154080
They said something about a possible M9 comic later in the future, so probably a lot.
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Is this a Bael?
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AWW YEAH
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Somebody call Doomguy
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So, what just got summoned?
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>>65154082
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>Big Nigga has entered the ring

https://youtu.be/NXdQbyC3H40
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A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!!!
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>>65154105
WTF, Did Matt read what I wrote last week? I literally begged him to have them bring in a demon summon!

HE. IS. AMONG. US!
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MATT GOING ON A KILLING SPREE
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MATT MURDEROUS DOUBLE BLIND
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Come on you guys. A Goristro is CR 17. There's no way this is actually going to be a legit battle, Matt's going to have it walk back through the portal or some Deus Ex Machina show up.
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>>65154105
>Reinforcements have arrived!
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>>65154122
This I think. Bael.
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>>65154118
no these are demons, not devils and a bael is cr 19 waaaaay to high
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>>65154118
No it's a Demogorgon.
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>>65154137
FUUUUUUUUU~ UUUUUUUCK!
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>>65154151
Arent some minotaurs demonic?
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>>65154137
Shit, and no one in the Mighty Nein can play the best song in the world...
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??????
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>>65154150
It's a Goristro, you retard. They all recognized the mini from the first campaign when they Gated one in.
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>>65154151
>>65154152
Ah. I heard minotaur-like and jumped.
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Ashley a cute!
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>>65154156
If only they had Scanlan they could actually challenge him to a rock-off
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Oh hey, the guest is talking
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How do you play warforged? i feel like he's made for war like he always follows a "prime directive" but it makes it hard to decide how he would react to mundane situations
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>>65154165
"..."
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Why are they using a guest player the hype the Kivkstarter?
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>>65154161
Baphomet is the demon that influences Minotaurs.
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>ashley
my whole dick
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I honestly think Ashley talked more in this kickstarter update video than in the entirety of Season 2
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Tal is going the Way of Orion
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>>65154186
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>>65154227
>filename
damn thats cool
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>>65154165
Who's this woman and why is she on Critical Roles ads?
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>>65154156
YES YOU ARE FUCKED, SHIT OUT OF LUCK! NOW I AM COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
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>>65154226
Explain.
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I thought they ditched the hangers on over at G&S?

Yeehaw Game Ranch has hand puppets? Amazing.
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You poor fools believing something will die
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>>65154170
>Goristro
>310hp
>Magic resist
>Three attacks

http://chisaipete.github.io/bestiary/creatures/goristro

ITS TIME
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How many more SEASONS can Ashley miss before Matt decides to dump her? Like, imagine saying, “yeah sure I’ll play your campaign” and then show up for 5% of them.
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>>65154252
Orion was super bitchy and antagonistic and viewed the game as "Matt tries to kill us so I have to cheat and force myself to counter everything he does" and no one liked him for it.
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You do realize that Succubi/Incubi have illusion magic too, alongside the Quasits? This could just be a Major Image meant to mimic a Goristro cast by the Incubus, as he was out of sight for at least 2 rounds, which is plenty of time to get to the portal and throw the spell up.
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>>65153905
She's only a threat to the stability of the earths crust
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>>65154271
I dont think its a goristro
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>>65154252
Getting booted because the rest of the cast doesn't like you, but I doubt it
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>>65154271
>A challenge 17 monster against a level 7 party that's already half death

MERCILESS PLEASE
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>>65154057
imagine being this deluded
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I like Laura but I really wish she wasn't such a sore loser. Her being pissy when something doesn't go her way isn't unique to this episode, it also happened in the battle royale episode in C1. She seriously needs to chill, it brings down the mood when she gets that way.
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>>65154283
I'm assuming you're looking at an old statblock or something.
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>>65154310
It was just a joke anon
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>>65154238
you can also go pic related route
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>>65154318
What kind of drivel are you drooling? Who the fuck WOULDN'T be pissed off when you're pinned in a corner facing death?
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>>65154318
>the battle royale
there were 3 or 4 of those. Point out some specific salt
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It's not a Goristro, but I would dig a Nafelshnee
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>>65153402
I post perfection.
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Ashley has always been cute but were her eyes always that pretty? Am I just lonely?
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>>65154279
Yeah the players straight up didn't like Orion. As long as they're friends noone's getting kicked.
https://youtu.be/2mB-aM2bIBk?t=8832
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>>65154325
not gonna lie I had already wanted to play a Warforged Circle of Spores druid and have his backstory set up say he was built for chemical warfare
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>>65154333
Its just a game anon
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>65154324
chance that its actually cannon
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>>65154318
yeah I too hate when people get emotionally invested in characters they play. just roll your dice and do your turn you damn roastie
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>>65154359
Just lonely anon.
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>>65154271
Just 1 succubus would make it a deadly encounter, and we have 2 and some quasits.
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>>65154318
She has some annoying behaviors but actually possesses the charisma to back it up. It was much worse in the first campaign, she tried to control everything.
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>>65154370
Yeah, so why are you whining that someone's unhappy when they're losing? That's supposed to happen. It's just a game.
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>>65154324
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>>65154364
>>65154364
"Can I shoot an arrow at the mechanism?"
"When she shoots the arrow I'm going to grab it out of the air with Telekinesis and guide it into the hole-"
"CAN YOU JUST LET ME SEE IF I HIT IT FIRST?"
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>>65154385
Because you don't win or lose in D&D
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>>65154380
I think players who were smart would catch the hint at this point and RUN
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>>65154380
it cant be a goristro they are huge, matt would have defiantly commented on its size if it was a huge creature
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>>65154340
i'm hoping glabrezu

bonus points for party PTSD as it a glabrezu killed pike during the prestream days
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Everyone has a bad game or two where they are the no fun alloweds. If you are friends with the group usually they forgive you, or at worst tell you to knock it off last time

t.been playing D&D with different groups for 15 years.
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>>65154385
There's a difference between being "unhappy" and being a bitter salty bitch you limp dicked white knight.
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>>65154410
I would dig that too. But I think Matt a homebrew monster or something
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reminder that if you like matt showing some spice and having actually dangerous encounters remember to encourage this on twitter and actually mention the bits you like, ask for more danger and more GM spice so that the idea that theres an audience for non-braindead baby proofed encounters and GMs that stand up for themselves
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>watching Talks Machina
>Dani keeps flirting with Travis while he just laughs and moves along
>every joke he makes Dani laughs like it's the funniest thing in the world

She understands there's Travis would ever fuck her, right?
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Did anyone see the furry porn of the bugbear in the art roll?
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>>65154401
Somewhere else in that episode Travis whispers "I'm gonna kill him" and the mic picks it up
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Kek that bugbear furry fanart
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>>65154401
Timestamp for that?
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>>65154418
Yeah, Laura's the former and you are horrifically the latter.
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They're in initiative lmao let's go boys
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>>65154432
Is this true or is anon making shit up? If it's true then damn this is sad she really needs to learn her limitations.
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>>65154435
i kekd
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>>65154432
Women can’t help but flirt with brawny chads, it’s in their nature.
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>>65154359
Don't feel lonely anon. I'm here for you.
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>>65154446
Let's get it on!
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>>65154467
It's not fair
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>>65154467
>3dpd
no thanks
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>>65154359
>>65154467
I think she is cute as fuck
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>I'm so sorry.

He was NOT!
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Im seriously getting annoyed at Laura getting pissed anytime something she casts doesnt work
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>>65153333
dont do it drinky dude!
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>>65154493
Holy shit you're retarded.
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>>65154359
Nice feet too
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>>65154491
>I'm sorry your single spell didn't utterly trivialize the encounter
i detest banishment
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>>65154493
>casters
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I'm trying to determine if this complete 180 is natural or not
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>>65153402
WE ARE THE PIIIIIIIIIIRAAAATES
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>>65154408
>>65154409
I don't know what kind of demon is a giant winged bull man that fights with fists. Looking at the model, that's not a goristro, it looks worse, but looks can be deceiving.
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>>65154493
Nah it's cute
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>>65154493
Girls act bratty. If it annoys you, it's probably because you're bratty too. Are you trans?
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>>65154506
>>65154444
>>65154385
Fuck off back to r*ddit. Laura's never going to fuck you.
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>>65154526
I think it's another of Matt's speshul donut steels, like the Nergaliid.
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>metagame Beacon of Hope
>Spare the Dying
>huhhh no cancel that 20

I fucking hate Caduceus and Talespin now
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>>65154526
it's possible it could be a scaled down version
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BRING IT ON, C'MON
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Matt WILL have blood tonight. Only permanent character death will sate his hunger!
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OH FUCK this thing is spooky
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>>65154536
Dude, Laura's a good player. I can tell a whiny incel when I roast one.
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>>65154531
>>65154527
>>65154506
I used to like Laura but you fags are actually starting to make me hate her. You know you wouldn't be defending Marisha this hard if she pulls Laura's shit.
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>>65154536
You don't know that :(
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>>65154541
if anything we'll know tomorrow on D&D beyonds recap blog
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Yeah same Matt. I homebrew after people start reading stat blocks too.
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I LOVE THIS, MORE PLEASE
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>>65154556
Are they wrong?
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>>65154543
Grave cleric is the ultimate anti-audience-fun class
Also lol @ the party for giving Caleb, a known insane man, NO SHIT for attacking them with fireball, and instantly believing him wholly, with no hard feelings.
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>>65154556
>incel
redditor confirmed
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Ok I have a hypothesis, I think it's Lesser Balor from Stronghold & Followers, Colville's 5e supplement.
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>>65154557
bitch no one here defends marisha
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>>65154493
Yeah it's kind of annoying. She's a mother now, she needs to show some decorum. Both her and Liam are terrible about this. But Liam is worse. Laura has a minitantrum but usually bounces back. Liam on the other hand will occasionally sperg out and argue for the following 20 minutes if something he wants to do doesn't work the way he thought. Epitome of a faggot.
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>>65154557
We defend Laura because the shit she doesn't isn't half as bad as the shit Marisha does. Laura has good ideas, reads the room, and stays in character. Marisha demands that she be correct and metagames to hell. The reason we defend one and decry the other is because they're DIFFERENT.
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does anyone have the pdf for strongholds and followers
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>>65154576
Thats my point you dumb cunt.
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>>65154571
they're not turning on him yet, cause they charged after the succubi
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>>65154576
Marisha has literally been impeccable today and this comes from someone who dislikes her. Laura has been throwing a hissy fit nonstop
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>>65154557
When has Marisha done anything cute? But Laura? Every fucking time. Stick your white knight dick in a dresser.
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>>65154596
I doubt we get any meaningful character interactions out of this outside of Beau giving him shit, but petulantly
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>>65154575
no lightning damage on that one, dont think so
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YES KEEP IT UP SAM
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>>65154598
This. I don't know what happened, aside from the "cocked" bullshit, Marisha has actually been better than Laura today.
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>>65154493
She absolutely regrets choosing a trickery cleric
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>>65154598
>runs into room
>"Did I see Caleb shoot the fireball?"
>No, his hand is outstretched
>"I'm going to tell him to snap out of it."
Come on.
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>>65154566
Who is this character and why do I keep seeing her with blood pouring out of her face?
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>>65154601
>calling anon a white knight while you're defending Laura non-stop
You clearly have no idea what that term means.
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>It feels like real life

Oh god. I figured it out. The Inucbi and Succubi are Jared and Ivanka, and the Big Dog is a Drumpfezu.
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>>65154623
idk but i like it if anybody knows i would also like to know
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>>65154620
He is someone who casts fireball regularly and was in the posture like he did, alone, in an empty room though.
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>>65154611
well, fuck.
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Based Fjord getting the fuck out
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>>65154615
>can have free advantage in melee
>can add poison damage
>never fucking melee, barely ever inflict wounds
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>Jester tries to banish it
>it succeeds via magic resist
AYYYY

>>65154611
>>65154575
Here's the lesser balor stats

>>65154594
if you search desuarchive, there's still a floating mediafire link of it
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Out of curiosity how many people in this thread are here from R*ddit, and why the fuck you here instead of circlejerking on the critical role general?
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>>65152055
Its so true.

>>65152201
Someday someone will find the random indie films she's been in where she was scantily clad as a 20 something in between VA roles. Someday.
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>>65154638
My google-fu brought me to this
https://symphogear.fandom.com/wiki/Tsubasa_Kazanari#Normal
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>>65154628
Well I've heard the term thrown around for years and yes, I have no fucking idea
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>>65154648
>posture like he did
You know, arm outstretched, like every fucking spell in the world.
This was mostly Marisha's chance to show that she learned ANYTHING from metagaming the Vampire mist in C1 and she didn't.
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I see a lot of TPK talk, so I just wanted to say.I am so confident that this will not happen, I will restate my standing offer to give a random anon from this thread a steak code for a random game from my humble monthly, should one of the m9 actually die
The pets not withstanding..
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YASHA GOT CHARMED
RIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR
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>CHARMED YASHA
MUH DICK
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>>65154669
WUT IZ GUGGLE?
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THE BARBARIAN IS CHARMED FELLAS!
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CHARMED YASHA
THEY DEAD
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YASHA CHARMED!
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>Yasha dies
>Ashley finally comes back next week
>Asks Matt where her character is
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YASHA CHARMED
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THE TIME FOR MURDER HAS COME
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>>65154669
>actually admitting to being a newfag
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>yasha charmed by male demon
I cam hear the screeching now.
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PLEASE DISPEL HASTE WITH THE MAGICIAN'S JUDGE AND STUN BEAU FOR A ROUND.
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>>65154668
ty anon!
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I have been a charmed barbarian before. The rest of the party was less than pleased by my high rolls.
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Yasha DMPC!!
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The best part is there;s no barbarian with a sword that can dispel magic to save yasha
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>>65154663
I am the opposite; I've been here for 10+ years and only occasionally visit R*ddit. I miss the old days before the janitor with the fagsian sticky

>>65154679
I'll give away a game as well if there's a TPK, or at least half party.
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>>65154650
It used three claw attacks.
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>>65154681
Yasha is weak as shit. Look at her AC.
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BANG
BANG
BANG
PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
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>>65154690
>He hands her a random character sheet he made last night. She has no idea who she was playing so she just rolls with it. Everyone just assumes she's so shook that she doesn't want to talk about the loss of Yasha.
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I was going to go to bed but this is the juiciest encounter since the Ripley fight
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>>65154695
id rather a self-admitted newfag than another pretending to be retarded fag
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This might be good for Yasha's character, being the new slave of demons.
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>succubus is down
booo
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So what are the odds that Matt actually respects the whole "fiends go back to the lower planes when killed" and has these guys be recurring?
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>>65154714
Barbarians always have low AC cause they take half damage from at least physical damage when raging
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>>65154724
Just go back to r*eddit anon this site is clearly not for you. You'll be miserable.
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Just leave with yasha enslaved, remove yasha!
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>>65154741
I would love a team rocket style incubus/succubus duo doing shenanigans throughout the series.
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SAM ROLL YOUR FUCKING DICE STOP DROPPING THEM GOD FUCKING DAMN IT AHHHH
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>>65154746
>getting baited this easily
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>>65154276
Literally never. She was a core player of C1 and the shitty show she's skipping sessions for is due to end apparently. So she'll be back full time in the near future
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>>65154663
I found this because someone mentioned this on R***** a while back. You guys are honest.
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>ohh laura's so baaaad, her ideas suuuuck, she's been pissy and bitchy and she's a terrible playerrrrr
Man, how does it feel to be so fucking wrong?
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PUNISH THAT SLIT
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Kek now they gotta fight em
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>>65154759
I dont believe you. I am betting she gets another gig and just continues to ride the critters for fame.
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Laura just saved at least one life

>Punish that slit
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>>65154725
>>65154696
>Chance to REEE tumblr/reddit/twitards
>Muscle girl dominated by demons
I'm getting an urge to add to pastebin
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>>65154761
And you're not easily triggered by the nigger kike spick gook faggot slurs that get posted here?
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>>65154746
>>65154761
>motherfuckers refuse to even say reddit
living in your head rent free
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>>65154663
plebbit is too heavily moderated for any sort of negative banter, 4chan is much better in real time for everything
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>>65154741
He did it with the Rakshasa don't know why he wouldn't do it now
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>>65154756
In those tiny ass trays? He gives everyone else shit for always cocking their dice BECAUSE they roll.
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>>65154784
>SHE'S CANONICALLY A LESBIAN
>I'm sorry, did you just assume the Demon Rapelord's gender?
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>>65154742
Low AC but resist physicals/almost all damage if bear totem, with extremely high HD and reasons to go higher-than-usual con, they are basically damage sponges that the GM don't normally want to deal damage to because it's not worth as much as hitting, well, anyone else in the party. Barbarian's great.

>>65154761
We are honest because people are afraid of being lynched in public. Anonymity and with unbiased moderation/population gives way for discussion that actually reflect what people thinks, instead of bandwagoning into the popular opinion. So yeah, welcome.
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>>65154723
I'm going to shit all over the youtube replay. Its gonna be great.
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>>65154276
I was trying to start a campaign once and 5 different players all did this to me at the same time. I still got the other 4 though and we've been having fun so it worked out.
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>>65154779
Check her imdb. She's going to be voicing a character in a new Cartoon network series. Does that mean she's staying in New York or back to LA?
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>>65154788
dumbass it's because this site treats the word reddit as spam and wont let you post.
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okay what the fuck is this
it cant be a balor or theyd be dead
its not any demon in monster or volo
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>>65154752
>Jesse/James duo
>"We're hear to steal your puppy!"
>Jester, "Nugget, use Blink!"
>"Blink, Blink!"

I need art of pokemon trainer jester
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>>65154792
Because Rakshasa are kind of famous for that, while regular fiends don't get that remarked on.
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how is the fight looking now?
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Guys Matt looks a fuck ton like a younger version of my dad right now and its freaking me the fuck out
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>>65154814
you do realise we are literally typing the word reddit and aren't being spamblocked, right?
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I think the lightning comes from the demon's gauntlets which is a homebrew magic item that is meant for Beau after they inevitably kill it
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>>65154815
matt probably got sick of them reading statblocks and homebrewed it
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>>65154801
Yeah I fucking hate DMing against Bear Totems
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>>65154815
read the fucking thread you absolute retard
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>>65154814
well sometimes it won't, I think it's board dependent?
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>>65154774
Punished Slit: A gash denied it's quasits.
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>>65154821
Yasha's about to fuck Beau in the best way possible.
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>>65154815
I'm thinking it's a homebrew
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>>65154815
it's some matt colville creature
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>>65154815
Probably homebrewed
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I can't stay up, and I've missed too much. I look forward to one party death. Fingers crossed its Fjord or Yasha.

>>65154811
I think most VA work is in LA these days.
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>>65154821
Laura legit probably saved the fight from getting really bad.

>Tal STILL doesn't know how Concentration Checks work

I literally figured it out my first week
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I kinda just want this thing to down a couple of them and escape....

>>65154816
Seconded.
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HOW THE FUCK does Talespin not understand how Concentration saving throws work? Hasnt this idiot been playing the longest onpar with Matt?
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>>65154801
>unbiased
I wouldn't call the peop[le and jannies here "unbiased" but they're certainly more uncensored than other places.
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>>65154835
its not a lesser balor either
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>>65154810
This is how it always works. I'm literally going to be playing a "Stars Without Number" game with friends because I can't find a 5E game.
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Matt's not taking anymore of the cocked shit
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>>65154816
Shit honestly they could do art of everyone minus Nott and Beau as trainers.
Fjord with his summoned demon.
Caleb with Frumpkin
Jester with Nugget and Sprinkle
and Cad with his beetles
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>>65154834
Save-or-lulz are great. If the foes know about the barbarian, casters or minions with access to Calm Emotions will fuck the barbarian's day up. Making the barbarian unable to attack for a round also works. If the foes don't know about the barbarian, though, just let the barbarian have fun and fireball the entire party instead
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>>65154875
Yes it is with a magic item.
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>>65154863
The secret is that Tal is actually the worst of them, but he thinks outside the box and doesn't do much of anything, so when he does something right, it is surprising.
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>>65154866
Come on guys there's lots of rules to remember!
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>>65154824
Yeah I noticed I mostly post on /vg/ and its stopped me from typing reddit more than once.
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>>65154787
>>65154788
Re... Ree... That site sucks. Well not the site, it's the fanbase It's always "Oh everything is great and that fat thing can do no wrong Tal is an awesome gay blah blah." That gets old. Everyone is standing in a circle and sucking feet.
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>>65154883
>Beau is staring off into the sunset as the owl flies away.

>Nott just has a tail of something sticking out of her mouth.
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>>65154883
You could make Nott Caleb's Meowth and Beau could have a Noctowl that is using Peck on her and behaves like Ash's Charazard.
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

Chances of PC death
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>>65154894
lesser balor's have a firey aura, this thing doesn't
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Did Marisha just shove her fucking thumb in Liam's mouth?
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>>65154901
Reddit as a word filter isn't site-wide, but board-dependent. A lot of people are fa/tg/uys who don't use rest of the board, I'd guess, and haven't picked up the habit of bypassing word filters.
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>>65154866
They've all been playing for YEARS nearly every week. The fact that ANY of them don't remember non-class specific rules is ridiculous
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>>65154883
Nott with Caleb.
Yasha with MissingNo.
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>>65154897
I think you're trolling but I'm still mad on the off chance you're not.
Concentration checks are not only incredibly common for casters, they're also incredibly fucking easy.
Constitution saving throw, DC 10 or half the damage taken whichever is higher.
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Everyone at this table metagames so fucking hard except travis and sam. They don't even read their spells or know any of their stats.
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>>65154917
I'm sure Matt homebrewed it out for Beau
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>>65154923
She accidentally smacked him with her chin

https://clips.twitch.tv/TacitBraveWasabiWoofer
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>Stunned

Goodnight guys
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>>65154946
I mean when this becomes a bigger time sink than their actual jobs, they should have all fucking memorized the PHB by now.
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>>65154101
My fucking sides
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>>65154947
I genuinely forgot about Yasha
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>>65154863

Matt made fighting demons a legit threat here. Laura made a smart play in sealing the portal and I'd reward the players with a less difficult/winnable fight for that.

With actual stakes where the players playing smart is how they can survive, the show is really entertaining.
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is it weird I'm okay with the group managing to fight their way out of this?
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>>65154952
He's only been playing this particular game for 4 years
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i like the little condition rings
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>>65154954
Sam metagamed the hardest by looking stuff on the wiki.
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>>65154976
I think the fact they had to think smart for once inures this fight from being a copout
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>>65154982
same I wish I knew where to get ahold of them
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Why won't Marisha give the totals of her rolls rather than reading the number on the d20?
"That's a 13"
"13 misses"
"So plus 8 is 21."
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This, people are mad they're actually using their class skills to be effective in a very deadly challenge.

If you're pissed pcs aren't dying, blame the system.
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>>65154976
The fact that in this fight, most of them could be laid out in at least a few timelines is enough for me.
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>>65154976
I just want a fight with consequences again.

Kill something. Hell, I'd settle for sprinkle or nugget getting killed while no one was looking.
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How many attacks did Beau just make?
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>>65154954
Are you talking about their own shit or reading other people's stats and abilities?
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>>65154999
Be gentle on her. She's slow.
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so out of curiosity anyone use D&D beyond in their own games? I do for a game I run through discord cause I fucking hate roll20
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>>65154976
this entire episode has been combat with minimal metagaming b.s.
Could it be theyre actually starting to get to know how to act as a team and coming into their characters?
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>>65154997
they're literally plastic rings. Just tear them off the caps of a soda bottle or water bottle.
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>>65154965
Based 'risha beating up the person everyone should hate the most but doesn't because he has a penis
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>Sam's sabotaging Beau's rolls
>I HAVE THE POWER

If thats not enough reason to vote Sam, i dont know what is.
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>>65155018
5. Two from Action, one from Haste, two from Flurry.
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How many ki points has Beau got left? Anyone know?
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>>65155017
>threatening Sprinkle or Nugget
I curse thy name
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>>65155027
accept they're not. if you look close enough they also have letters spelling out the condition type on them
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>>65155036
-1
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>>65155027
Not anymore, someone 3d printed new ones and sent them in.
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>>65155027
Nah they have nicer ones now

>>65154982
https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3170767

There look close enough
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>>65154997
I believe Matt's Twitter said where he got them from, or at least I think I saw a fan re-tweet that they got it too.
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>>65155044
>accept
Holy shit, kill yourself.
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>>65155028
>the person everyone should hate the most
How so faggot?
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>>65155042
Hell, a curse that wasn't instantly dispelled would be cool too. Or like a limb amputation or someone losing an eye.

Anything more entertaining than just blind success forever, and then a million more perception/investigation checks.
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>>65154997
They look 3d printed to me, could probably find them on one of those sites
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>>65155025
I use Myth-Weaver when I play on Discord because I've been using it since a long, long time ago, for character sheets. Nothing's automated, but who needs something like that?
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>>65154997
Back with more google-fu
https://www.etsy.com/listing/671882976/homemade-dungeons-and-dragons-dd-markers?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=condition+markers&ref=sc_gallery-1-1&plkey=222a8eedd0406dc7053b0559c8af0899588be935%3A671882976&col=1
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>>65155063
Welcome to 5e D&D, where lasting consequences are incredibly difficult to stick.
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>>65155063
Hmm.
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>>65155083
Also just type in "condition rings" in etsy and you can find quite a few
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>>65155025
One of my players uses it. It typically leads to hold ups during the game, but that's more than likely user error as he's not the brightest fork in the drawer.
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>>65155063
>um, can i see past my nose?
>make a perception check.
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>>65155078
Valid point. I used Mythweaver in the first game I ever played. I personally just like all the automation from D&D beyond if only because I don't need to worry too much about the math
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Talespin with the longest fucking turns where he takes 5 minutes trying to look through his ipad for his spells then gives up and says nah i shouldn't do that i'm going to do this and barely do anything instead.
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Marisha just said out loud this is her last Ki point.
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>>65155110
>Talespin "lets get weird" Jaffe
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>>65155110
It's weird that everyone draws his character as this stoic proud trans-goat but he plays him like a fish out of water hillbilly(goat).
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>>65155110
I'm honestly surprised he doesn't get as much hate here as Marisha, they're more or less the same kind of player. Granted Taliesin's high's are certainly higher.
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>>65155110
Just look at him
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>>65155062
>rules lawyer, especially as vax, would argue every single turn
>cheats
>brazen about his metagaming
>thinks he's the main character
>if he's not the center of attention he will do anything to get people to pay attention to him brood more
>such a narcissist he made a cringe inducing campaign about how he was the source of all the bad things that have happened to everyone around him and also made himself every grotesque enemy
>mother died and instead of being a man and taking a couple weeks off stayed around on the verge of tears every week because he's an attention whore

If you like Liam you're just flat-out wrong.
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>>65155085
That. I think more GMs can be a little more savage with their deathblows, at least. A twist of spear in the chest, for example, fucks up the heart or at least some vital organs and make revivify impossible, requiring much better resurrection spell and definitely no just-get-back-ups.

>>65155105
That's a fair point. I am really used to filling out empty spaces in character sheets and reviewing them (I've played with hundreds of players, so...), and I used to be able to calculate most stuffs that goes on a character sheet back in 3.5e core without having to refer to books, so automation was never really an issue for me. I just sort of... Know, if people made mistakesI am getting too old to memorize things like that for 5e :(
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>>65155110
His turns absolutely take the longest, even in the first campaign. When he starts adding up rolls 1 number at a time I pull my hair out.
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>>65155138
t. salty marisha fag
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>Matt already had it be stunned twice in a row
THE STUN ONLY LASTS ONE ROUND!
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lol matt wants to land that demon on someone's head
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>>65155121
>Oh, wait! I have 1 more!
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Tal seems so fucking bored just playing a cleric.
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>>65155147
not that anon but great coherent response friend
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>>65155142
>I just sort of... Know, if people made mistakesI am getting too old to memorize things like that for 5e :(
understandable, I just always sucked ass at math even at a basic level so I'm really just wanting to DM as efficiently as I can
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>>65155144
First campaign was even worse because he could do so much shit and move vertically too.
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>>65155138
Liam a best
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No fucking Concentration check for Haste, I notice. Liam knows all the rules, as long as they benefit him.
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>Liam "forgetting" to do the concentration saving throw for Haste which could fuck over the fight
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>yeah rogue
kek
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>>65155147
Naw. The only thing I like about Marisha is her butt. Liam is just lowkey the most annoying player at the table.
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I thought Beacon of Hope dropped?
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YASHA FALLEN FOR THE INCUBUS DICK
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Yasha gonna kill everyone
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>Yasha stays mind controlled until she dies

Would be damn hilarious, thanks to Travis's hilariously low rolling.
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>>65155157
This is the bed he made.
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atleast Yasha's still charmed
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>>65155201
no he made his con save barely
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>>65155201
No, Tal didn't know how Concentration checks work and so didn't add his Con save.
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>>65155198
her butt? at least liker her tits you friggin weirdo
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>>65155138
Nah Liam tied with Sam is best player at the table.
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>>65155217
Honestly he should do what he was going to before Fjord's arc and have Cad go back home and just roll up a new character.
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>>65155221
>>65155228
Thanks
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>>65155215
Honestly I want yasha to die just so everone can stop pretending Ashley is a player in the game
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Please go after Cad
Please go after Cad
Please go after Cad
Please go after Cad
Please go after Cad
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>>65155148
it lasts until the end of Beau's next turn.
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>>65155215
>they knock her unconscious
>spare the dying
>healed
>gets killing blow on demon
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>>65155240
This if Ashley wants to come back she can roll someone new.
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CALEB IS DOWN!!!
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HASTE FUCKING DROPS NOW THANK YOU.
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Death Undo Talespin is about to make this much less epic.
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DEATH SAVE TIME IS NOW PEOPLE
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And Liam is down.
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>>65155234
Really? Her shoulders are perkier.
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>>65155198
>>Liam is just lowkey the most annoying player
>In a world where Keyleth and Beau belong to the same player
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>Caleb down!
YES

>"Its going to keep moving...."
Damnit

>Goes after Cad
...Eh, i'll take it
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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DOWN ONE DEATH SAVE
HOLY FUCK
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>demon doesn't finish off it's target to claim their soul
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LETS GOOOOO
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Travis is going insane
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How fun would it be if Caleb or someone just convince Yasha that they are on her side and turn against the party, haste Yasha (And have her accept it), and immediately drop the concentration with the biggest trollface?
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STRIKE ONE
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>>65155237
Taliesin can’t do that, he can’t be the guy who rolled up two characters in under 100 sessions.
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Aaaaaand Caduceus with another asspull
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>>65155234
>liking a nice ass is weird
>you better like unimpressive tits instead!
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Look at Travis, he's so happy
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>>65155269
Death undo got caleb back to 9hp
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>>65155265
I know right. Imagine having an opinion that retarded. Anon is lucky this is a anonymous message board.
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my heart belongs to sam
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>>65152967
Well anon we might be taking Jack tonight.
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>>65155258
how can you say something so stunning and brave?
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>>65155265
It's almost like you don't know what lowkey means
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How fitting, ded wizard dies to ded gaem WoW music.
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No matter what happens this was more exciting than any of the previous episodes. It was fun watching with you all
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