[CRITICAL ROLE]BED, BATH, and DND BEYOND General ["Need a 4 Gallon Flask for the Beau Arc" Edition]DOORMATT MERCIFUL'S MELLOW MARCH: EPISODE 55- Succubus Run>When will we get to Nott rescuing her husband?>How easy will the group action economy the succubus in the well?>Why does Matt think the succubus is a challenge when he knows Beau has Stillness of Mind?ANSWERS TO THESE AND POSSIBLY MORE, TONIGHT!=ATTENTION!=- Critical Role Twitch stream will be using a stream App to demonstrate hitpoints and character sheets live via DND BEYOND [R.I.P Google drive statsheet]https://critrole.com/hype-dd-beyond-extension-on-twitch/- Critical Role is LEAVING G&S and Legendary Entertainment, ALL FUTURE BROADCASTS WILL BE VIA THE CR TWITCH STREAMhttps://critrole.com/critical-role-talks-machina-broadcast-updates/- Search for Grog game is on YOUTUBE=CR Anime Opening [Watch in lieu to having to hear the normal OP song]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfFs-eTwHZcLEAKED CR SERIES ANIMATED OPhttp://www.youdubber.com/index.php?video=HUpfKPkDdRw&video_start=0&audio=cfFs-eTwHZc&audio_start=1Hitpoint/Combat Sheethttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17ByVOOOF-acVKURzX8XApifIwYzpiTtNwvQ86U2c81w/htmlview?sle=true#gid=859713773All help proofing and improving the drink/ /fit/ sheet is appreciated. Also, protip: do not combine /fit/ical role and drinking challenge. You do not have 18 Con.==Jester, The Kobold Queen==Part 1 (new): https://pastebin.com/8A2eDec5==Tusk Love==Part 13 (new): https://pastebin.com/hKBFWwFJPart 12: https://pastebin.com/UWqrESmQPart 11: https://pastebin.com/pGbbsTw3Part 10: https://pastebin.com/0W8vKWdEPart 9: https://pastebin.com/tJtZPK13Part 8: https://pastebin.com/B2guSgXxPart 7: https://pastebin.com/yrtwXdNWPart 6: https://pastebin.com/J2DyuB53Part 5: https://pastebin.com/ypEJM8NSPart 4: https://pastebin.com/Qr8Yex5wPart 3: https://pastebin.com/ma4H6DeRPart 2: https://pastebin.com/iMwgdWejPart 1: https://pastebin.com/KFK4bAMv
Inspired by a strawpoll someone had last week (the poll in question: https://www.strawpoll.me/17567481) I propose to have a weekly poll each thread as a way to spur discussion as well to bide time until the stream ends/during the break. This week's topic [as an example]Will the succubus fight be an actual challenge?>>65151767Evening to you too as well
Seeing as we're rapidly steaming toward a Beau arc, I've prepared some Beau/Tracy smut at https://pastebin.com/d5paFgta inspired by the fact that I have literally nothing better to do during the stream.
>>65151806>Will the succubus fight be an actual challenge?If its just the two succubi/incubi then not a chance since they'll meta game it.If by some chance Matt uses his brain and adds in a surprise they're not expecting, then maybe.
>>65151806CR-wise, they the succubus isn't going to be a challenge at all. I think this was Matt's excuse to make a horny episode since Critters are undersexed nymphos.
It's official: The massive whale doing recaps is now injecting her own "LEL QUIRKY THEORIES" at the end. I give it less than a year before she joins the main cast.Also - Nothing challenging will happen this session. At /most/ someone will get to half HP
>>65151952I'd honestly throw half a dozen mind-controlled bugbears as fodder to at least make it so they can't action economy it. That and the moral choice of having to use alternative means to knock out the innocent bugbears being swept up in this
Official Power rankings1. Sam2. Travis3. Talespin4. Laura5. Liam6. Matt7. Marisha
>You will never has post session sex with Laura while she whispers sweet nothings in her shin-chan voiceNot late for once and I hope something actually happens tonight. How are you all doing? How are your groups/search for a group?
So I played with some people using D&D Beyond yesterday, and I finally understand why people are shilling it and why the normies are all over it. It takes every ounce of brainwork out of the game. It gives you spell details when you mouse over the spell names, it lists out every option you have for actions and bonus actions, it automatically applies niche modifiers like half-proficiency with Jack of all Trades, etc. It means that complete fucking smoothbrains who never so much as glanced at the PHB can play the game because the screen tells them everything they can do. They don't have to learn.
>>65151983why travis at 2
>>65151969I think Ashley is coming back as of next week. No idea for how long though.
>>65152014Not the op, but how could you put him over Sam or under "I will teach them" Talespin?
>>65151988I'm doing okay. I'm swept up in work.
>>65152032She's a guest that plays the NPC's sometimes.
Haven't seen the 2 last episodes, quick summary anyone please ?
>>65151988I'm just a cross-boarder. I don't actually have friends.
>>65152001Like, you could just use 5etools + the automatic character sheet that's floating around on plebbit that calculates shit. Only thing you are paying WoTC for is the shiny interface
>>65152067They are in a town of monsters and are about to fight a succubus/incubus team that has been giving a bugbear wet dreams.
>>65152067Beau's mentor showed up, Succubus and incubus are fucking with the town folks dreams.
>>65152083Thanks anon :)
>>65152076Dude, you can just use a piece of paper and a pencil. And then know what your shit does and how to apply it.
Hey folks. Tell me I missed Dani "as large as a" Carr.
>>65152101that I think is a task too difficult for the CR crew
>>65152095Thanks too :)
>>65152103You missed her recap so you are safe until the break.
>>65152067The empire's college of winterhold and the crick dynasty are collaborating.
>>65152083That is so fucking stupid that I can't tell if you're messing with me or not.
>>65152103How could you miss her? Don't worry, she'll be a cast member some day.
Bidet, critters! Bidet! How do you want to do this awesomesauce night of CRITICAL ROOOOOOLE???
>>65152032The chick who voiced Slades cum dumpster>>65152075Same
>>65152125We don't do that here.
>>65152121Don't you fucking dare jinx it.
>>65152121Please cease your horrifying predictions.
>>65152137Yes we do!
>>65152119He's not. They were all set to investigate the cursed well and then we got sidetracked onto some Bugbear that had been dreaming about sexy Bugbears and doing things for them like killing his neighbor's wolves, and when they were going to the well they saw "some ethereal blue figure" and now we're in a Bugbear's house trying to deal with ethereal Succubi.
>>65152121Who will she replace
>>65152125You must be new around here. This is the place where we whip out our hate boners.
>>65152125I wonder how many people in the chat are just aping others and never watched C1 so they don't even know what the bidet "joke" is referencing?
anyone else noticing a increase in better art lately? I mean, the shits still present, but it seems like artist are either upping their game or the shit ones are just not getting featured as much
>>65152125Miss me with that reddit shit, we’re here to point out Matt’s frail encounters and write smut
>>65152155atleast half of a table. no other way to make room for her
>>65152166Grog was saying bidet instead of good day, and i haven't watched much of season 1 someone told me .
>>65152136>VAs TerraI learned something today.
>>65152137>>65152156>>65152166>>65152176The number of people just chomping on the fucking bait, holy shit.
>>65152201Travis is a lucky man indeed.
>>65152206I just like to be mad anon
>>65152136>>65152205Just like terra, she disappears for long periods at a time
>drinking hipster microbrew crap while watching Shitical RollYou are the exact kind of cunt that is ruining modern RPGs and it's both hilarious and sad what a pathetic nu male cuck you and your kind are. You shit up D&D with your social media addiction, taking retarded greentexts you saw screencaps of on Tumblr or Facebook and using them as your point of reference even though those stories were intended as humor for people who had already been in the hobby for years and thus had an established concept of what D&D is. Instead, you are attracted to the hobby by the inane "humor" of it, and the "epic nat 20" stories that pervade it. You lack creativity, so rather than being driven to use RPGs as a medium of creative expression, you instead use them as a way to get together and drink microbrews and when Dave rolls a natural 20 to seduce the guard captain, you all burst into autistic laughter, pounding the cruelty-free-wood table with your soft, doughy hands, microbrews sloshing over the edge, your yellowed teeth showing through your face-pubes beards, one of your number stopping, removing his glasses, squinting, then adjusting them again, your wife's son bursting into tears in the next room, wakened by the raucous laughter. Fuck yourself. You see D&D as nothing but a spectator sport and that is how you treat it. You drain everything worth having out of RPGs and declare that "fun" (your definition of it, anyway) is the end-all be-all authority of RPG behavior, and demand everyone else conform to your worldview. And you think it's funny to deride actual members of the hobby for their passion, as if you are anything more than a tourist in foreign lands. Fuck you, fuck Matt Mercer, and fuck Shitical Role.
>>65152201>became hotter as she agedHow is this possible?
>>65152231Good to see everyone is here
I wonder how many of them really don't like each other and are just kind of stuck on the show because they saw how Orion's life went down the shitter and they can't shoot themself in the foot that way.
He's growing stronger.
"Fascism works."- Liam O'Brian
>>65152231how are you doing, pasta-anon?
Liam based confirmed
>>65152231I like how you're adapting the bait anon. I hope you get someone with it.
>>65151974Matt is afraid to do that and slow down already glacial combat encounters. He should give more monsters legendary actions, or is there a better mechanic to combat PC action economy?
>>65152288The only thing Matt ever gave legendary actions was the Hill Giant in the arena like 35 episodes ago. Nothing else ever did.
>when your "sherlock holmes" monk takes worse notes than a 1st grader
>>65152251I liked short haired Laura though anon I must admit though, now there’s something to hold on to which has its benefits
>>65151983>Travis at 2Maybe season 1 Travis. New Travis is lame.
You Guys think Travis and Laura are good parents?
Metagaming withstanding, order of likely to go down (haha i know, doormatt merciful) to the succubi/incubi dungeon crawl1. Beau (via completely voluntarily kiss of death)2. Fjord, wanders too close3. Cad, cause mercer is done with the grave domain
>>65152288legendary actions are pretty good, but targeting low ability scores with debuffs is a good way, fear confusion, paralysis and such
>>65151974>Implying that Marisha is going to go for anything less than full lethal forceNice joke.
>>65152318if i had to judge from their instagrams, yes
>None of them have a Platypus familiar Strewth
Why does anyone post in Twitch chat? Everything goes by so quickly that no one can read anything. Everyone's just shouting into the void.
I'm just gonna say it. The intro animation is kind of growing on me.
>>65152324>Talespin loses another characterWhat're the odds he goes nuclear with his next character if that happens?
I’ve got something I have to get off my chest, lads.I don’t like Marisha.
I missed the shill, what antics did Sam engage in this week?
>>65152361Oh I've always liked it. I think it's kind of comical that we hover over Mollys cloak chanting "roll the dice" when his dice roll quite literally killed him.
>>65152362>inb4 tailspin shoots up the studio
>>65152370Welcome to the club anon, you can expect your laminated membership card in six to eight weeks.
>>65152361i like the animation its got really good transitions but the music seems... over-dramatic? idk the music is just kind of off putting to me but the animations did well i think
So who's going to get the kiss of death? I'm hoping Fjord from the incubus
>>65152358>Why does anyone post in Twitch chat?>Why does anyone sing at a concert?>Why does anyone cheer at a stadium?
>>65152325Let's see some STR saves for once
>>65152370Opposite. She's starting to grow on me. I think I'm just a contrarian faggot though.
>>65152361Eh. I think the dragon at the end looks weirdly animated.
>>65152370i thought i was the only one
>>65152362the real question is what would "nuclear" look like for him
>>65152392We all know it's gonna be Beau if that thing looks even remotely ladylike.
>>65152392I would unironically cheer if Fjord died. His arc is done, his backstory is finished. There’s nothing more we can draw from him that’s even passably interesting, and anyone who thinks otherwise are damned liars or vapid fools.
>we should put a window of Ronin sleeping>streaming our child....hahalads, I want to see Laura breastfeed.
>>65152382>shoots up the studio>live on twitchid watch the shit out of that hell id watch a 24 hour live stream of the ensuing siege that shit would be the best shit on twitch/youtube/liveleak
>>65152358You never just shout into the void?
>>65152370How fucking dare you
>>65152409The most racy, daring thing he can possibly imagine. An Imperial Soldier.
>>65152355>FMARemember when these guys actually did anime?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsQ_wETHM-M>>65152382You know everyone will die except Marisha and Large-as-a-Carr because god hates us>>65152425We all do.
>>65152403unfortunately Str saves are fairly rare, and not all that lethal when failed
>>65152409Creepy goth shit.
>>65152392I'm guessing Yasha, since she has low wisdom and no proficiency, they haven't showed off her main class feature so she's the safest to kill and I don't think Mercer's revive rules apply to her
>>65152413Matt's going to have it be to her knowing she'll just eat it via stillness of mind
>>65152382No, no. Orion was the one who shot up in the studio.
I can't stop looking of that bit of Matts head where his forhead gives way to hair, sometimes when the light hits it you can see way back and it looks like he's bald. Just me?
>>65152361Same here. Though, I'm still getting use to the extremely cheesy song accompanying it.
>>65152468I didn't know he came bullets
>>65152441I was thinking devotion boyscout paladin would be about as bad for the 9 as it could get
>>65152447Dog take the original version. Ya can't even see the hands.
>>65152469Anon, if he was bald, his center part would be impossible.Trust me and my combover.
>>65152450that was percy
>>65152445>Watching dubbed anime
Just hopped on, what'd I miss
I love Laura Bailey, lads.
>>65152504I know, right? I respect these guys as voice actors but nothing they ever dub is going to sound as natural as the original language.
>>65152466>The Fiend kisses a creature Charmed by it or a willing creature. The target must make a DC 15 Constitution saving throw against this magic, taking 32 (5d10 + 5) psychic damage on a failed save, or half as much damage on a successful one. The target's hit point maximum is reduced by an amount equal to the damage taken. This reduction lasts until the target finishes a Long Rest. The target dies if this effect reduces its hit point maximum to 0.Would stillness of mind even work here?
I miss Ashley. She was cute :(
>>65152482I mean, his cum CAN kill you...eventually.
>>65152518Is it a fiend? I thought it was just a shitty succubus
>>65152504>Watching CR and not giving a shit about the casts body of work
>>65152518she has to spend an action to end the charm, but yeah is shes smart no kiss of death for the monk
>>65152392>Beau: "So....you're like a....demon chick?">Succubus: "...Were my breast not a complete give away?">Beau: "No, no, no. I totally noticed them. I'm a lesbian you know. Yea. I kiss and have sex with chicks.">Succubus: "Really? I don't believe you.">Beau: "Oh yea?">Succubus: "Yeah. You should prove it. Kiss me.">Beau: "Pfft, you know I will.">Marisha: "I run up and grab the Succubus and lock lips with her. Tongue and everything.">Matt: "....um, ok....?">Laura, Liam, Sam, & Travis turn to her in disbelief. >Tailspin: "No one say anything. Let this happen.">Marisha: "What? You guys jealous or something? Hehehehe.">Matt: "Hold on, check the rules and see how many dice i need for damage.">Marisha: "Wait, how come? Its just a kiss.">Everyone: "SUCCUBUS!">Marisha: "Yea? And?">Liam: "They suck your soul with a life draining kiss.">Marisha: "Wait...what?!">Face palms all around>Sam: "....idiot."
>>65152499No but just keep watching and you can see way back to his scalp. He's got the same headshape as me but I'm paler so it's less noticable, he's quite tanned so seeing his pale scalp is alarming. It looks like he's wearing someone elses scalp over his own.
>>65152543that is a quote from the succubus stat block they are fiends
>>65152568oh shit yeah, I'm an idiot. All I thought succubi did was charm people and thats it
Oh I guess Critical Role is doing the 19 thing now too... In World War II the average age of the combat soldier was 26In Vietnam he was 19In-in-in Vietnam he was 19
I would kiss the Succubus just so I can then kiss Beauregard and kill both of us in the process. That’s how it works right?
>>65152518First the succ uses her Charm, then Beau gets a turn and uses Stillness of Mind, Death Kiss only works on charmed (or willing) creature.
>>65152543That is a word for word quote from the Succubus statblock from the Monster Manual, they're fiends.>>65152549It can work on a willing creature too, so it can still lay it on her if it looks even remotely feminine.
>>65152485Thank you, may display was shameful.
On the succubus' charm: > If the target successfully saves against the effect, or if the effect on it ends, the target is immune to this fiend's Charm for the next 24 hours.so yeah, she'll just instantly end the effect instantly and be perfectly find
>>65152597Sadly, No, it isn't herpes.
I'm getting real fucking sick of Matt's sound effects. "Spppt, kakakak, grrrrt grrrrt, iirrrrrrrrksssh" like holy fucking shit.
>>65152551yeaaaa i really hope these succubi have some sauce to juice up this trivial encounter
Is Sam's flask just the cover to Clerks?Has KS unlocked Greater Flask yet?
>What would Rammstein do?I don't get it ?
Are they really fighting three fucking Quasits? Seven party members fighting three Quasits?
>>65152643Nigga just trying to have fun.
>Mercer using a debuff on Marisha via frightenedwho are you and what have you done with merciful?
>kill BeauSAM MVP
>kill Beau!Holy fucking based Sam
Are you fucking serious? Are these really a bunch of quasits? What utter bullshit.
>>65152650He's just descovered them and is excited to spread the word anon
>>65152662theyre dumb enough to dump ressources on them
>>65152662I'm gonna be an optimist and say it's to waste party resources towards upcoming battle...
>>65152675The kick starter has given him brief confidence. It will most likely leave soon.
>>65152662hopefully there are draegloths and such through the door being alerted by the quasits and succubi
>>65152684Give all your power and love to our beloved God King Emperor
Fjord having 80/82 health will be the death of him this session. Screencap this post.
>crying about Quasits>needed to get beat up by her mentor to not betray her orderOkay Beau
>>65152619We'll see if she even remembers to do it for this fear.
but watch out guys, next monsters are....Manes!woo tough
>>65152698minions to hopefully soften up the party.That said, can ethereal creatures enter the tiny hut?
>>65152738https://roll20.net/compendium/dnd5e/Tiny%20Hut#contentI would have to say no, based off the wording of the spell.
>>65152734>yfw when Matt reminds her of Stillness of Mind
>Travis uses Yasha's last rageYup she's fucked
>Three Quasits against seven PCs>Meanwhile, in Androids and Aliens, Tumsy got fucking incinerated. Utterly merciless.
>>65152775>implying they'll remember
>Jester goes full yandere chopping up the quasit bodies.nani the fuck jester>>65152772WIFE ARMOR
>>65152775>assuming travis knows about rages/day
>feed the pets demonfleshThis sounds like a GREAT idea.
>>65152784In Colville's campaign 3 PC's have died in 7 episodes.
>Marisha remembered Stillness of mind herselfITS OVER
>>65152772Seems like she actually did it herself
>>65152772Yeah, there's no way that Marisha noticed her ability on her own. He tipped her off before the show in preparation for her Hero Mode scene against the succubi.
>>65152801well all 3 were planned and coordinated with the players in question, so it doesn't really count
Is it not on YT?
>>65152801those were planned though, like Mollymauk's death, so do they really count?
>>65152801that implies people watched that boring dreg which is hemoragging views. I couldn't get past all the awkward still talk and Colville going on off about his SPESHUL setting and Not!Orcs.
>>65152796He played a barbarian for years, he knows how rage works. He's not Marisha.
>>65152775>Travis uses up NPCs last rage>Boss battle>NPC gets charmed and starts murdering party.>NPC ends up dead.>Show ends>"Stay tuned next week when Ashley retu-....oh shit."And nothing of value was lost
>>65152814Heroine*, sweetie. You’re such a darling for pointing out Beau’s importance, though. It’s adorable.
>>65152814It's more likely Dani is sending her texts.
>>65152824only if your not prepared for a meatgrinder game, if you know thats what your getting into its fine
>>65152849Yeah, point taken.
Are they fucking seriously fighting Quasits as a group of seven 8th level adventures?
>20% wondering where stats dog went>15% Matt will surely kill her this time! >10% Mommy boobs!>5% Tailspin dies this episode>15% Tailspin shoots up the studio> 5% Marisha hate>30% excitement for more stats
>>65152848can you imagine the shitstorm if it were found out that dani was basically cheating for her, reminding her of her spells and teling her what she should do
>>65152845>Heroine*, sweetie.You really think a woman could be as muscular as Beau is portrayed as being (with Str 10)? Beau's trans, because she wants the dominance of having a penis without the problematic issues surrounding identifying as male, plus it panders to the audience.
>>65152871I feel like this is a reference to something but I'm not sure what.
What happened to the Travis/Laura NTR poster?
>>65152871vast majority of the fanbase wouldn't care and would probably celebrate it unfortunately.
>>65152871probably sound like this>Its their game. they can cheat if they want to.>dani is a hero! she's so great>They're having fun, so who cares?!
>yfw these easy-ass encounters are to lower their guard for when he springs 10 rakshasahs on them at onceDo it Matt I believe in you
>>65151732Is it only on Twitch today? Can't seem to find it on YT.
>>65152861Not just one, though. Three! Three full Quasits! We've been on THREE QUASITS FOR HALF AN HOUR.
>>65152861In all fairness, a pack of Quasits can fuck up a bunch of mid to high level characters if they get the drop on them, especially if they're acting as cannon fodder to a stonger demon.
>>65152903Anon... we all wish there were consequences in these games, but it's just not going to happen.
>>65152901>>65152900it depresses me that you are right
yay it's over, time for shopping
>>65152907its on twitch
They have a grave cleric and the person playing it already lost a character which caused a huge shitstorm. No one is ever going to die.
>>65152908Three Quasits should have taken less time to kill than to roll imitative took
Well, I'm going back to watching Dragon Ball. See you guys next week
>>65152941I will down an entire normal sized bottle of Jack Daniels if someone actually dies this episode
atleast they're rolling shit tonight
>>65152923I mean, any creature can overwhelm an adventurer with smart play and crits, but we just spent thirty minutes killing something I was lawnmowing through at 4th level.
>>65152941How did the death of a noncharacter like Molly cause such a huge shitstorm? Why do these shows always get coopted by histrionic losers who need everything to be a progressive power fantasy?
>>65152967whoa buddy, theres no reason to swear off spirits like that, its just a twitch stream
>>65152967I'll join you if it is anyone on the top screen.
>>65152950Don't they have like 14HP each?
>>65153017Hit Points 7 (3d4)
Jester gets knocked out, but nothing comes of it. Calling it.
You've been invited as the next guest on Critical Role!What is your character? What is your story? If Matt gave you the option and freedom to do what you wanted would your character be evil?
>>65152989swear off spirits? I'm unfamiliar with this terminology>>65153017they only have like 7hp, they just have lots of resistances.
>>65152982Muh burying da gaysIt's not enough that your show must include gays, lesbians or bisexuals, they must also be immortal, because despite being orogressive enough to put them there in the first place, if they die it's because you hate them.Though honestly with the number of gays in Matts setting it was sort of inevitable
>>65152982Because he was the self-insert of all the whiniest people, so they stirred everything up to be bigger than it was
HAHAHA! PENIS! PENISES ARE FUNNY. FUNNY WUNNY. I LOVE JESTER SHE’S QUIRKY LIKE ME! LIKE ME! HAHAHA, PENUS WENUS.
>we are having eceleb threads on /tg/what the actual fuck are you doing anon
>The demons are trying to make a permanent Gate to the Material PlaneWell, this just became a bit more serious problem.
>>65153027I'd do whatever I can to seduce Jester.
>>65153027I've wanted to play an Evil character for ages but I don't want to give these faggots anything to work with. I'd rather play Lawful Good and show them how fucking Evil they are than try to out-Evil them only for them to strike me down and feel like good guys
>>65153050HO HO HE HE, THE ACCENT! THE ACCENT IS SO CUTE CUTE CUTE. I LOVE HER ACCENT! HER MOMMY IS A TOTAL PROSTITUTE TOO AND SUPER FAMOUS, SO EMPOWERING! WHEEE HEE HEE!
>>65153053Only until Beau suggest joining them.
>>65153042I love that in the second battle royale Matt says he would never put gay characters in his story just for the sake of having gay characters and now its all he does.
>>65153027Gold Dragon Noble Cavalier w/ 3 retainersProud member of Darrington's Brigade, traveling the world as a golden Adonis of good.fuck that, lawful good
>>65152982because anyone dying, even characters within a game that includes mechanics for character death, is a trigger for any perceived hardship they have ever facerd and everyone needs to know how hard it tis for them
>>65153027I'd play a Githyanki Abjurer that the party doesn't believe is a Wizard at first because of his brash attitude, medium armor, and greatsword. But he'd eventually get along with Caleb by swapping spell stories, and he'd pay Nott to do monkey dances. His bit would be that he's vocal about the indomitable power of magic and the military might of the Githyanki, but he's actually really scared of the destructive power of magic and is paranoid about Vlaakith and so by talking up magic he hopes that someone will try to prove him wrong and show him something that can go against an army of gishes.
>>65153076>>65153050I FORGOT TO MENTION THE UNICORNS, THE UUUUUUNICORNS! HAMPSTER UNICORNS HAHAHAHA, HAMSTER, WITH HORN! HAMCORNS, SOUNDS TASTY! HAHAHA QUIRKY I LOVE HER SHES ME.
>>65153050I mean Laura's humor is on point. Everyone else is asking retarded questions so she's joining in.
>Caleb faffs an entire third level bigby hand spell to pick up a rock glyphjesus it's like they know Mercer won't challenge then
>you've got a big heartAnyone else ship Jester with Caleb now?
>>65153137Caleb is for Trent
>>65153137I was shipping them when she asked if he was secretly in love with her and he spluttered a little.
Wait a second....did they split the party?
>>65153137I love how Caleb is basically the protagonist in this campaign, but since he’s a disgusting fascist cishet white male they prefer the buff gold star lesbian.
You know, Sam has repeatedly proven himself out be /ourguy/. Do you think he'd intentionally put Nott in a position to die to either force Matt's bullshit to save him or give us the character death we want?
>>65153165Sam relishes failure, so absolutely yes
>>65153112Jester is a trash character people only like because she was described like Monara.
>>65153027I'd be a lawful neutral bounty-hunter-sort there to observe the mercenary group, the Mighty Nine. Watching then, of course ending up working beside them because (guest), I'd figure out based on what they do in the session if I should report that they need a bounty or if they could be relied on in the future. For either the drow-fucks or the empire-fucks... maybe a third party.
Caleb is going to get violated
>>65153158>Caleb is basically the protagonist of this campaign.I never really considered it before but you're kind of right. Ironic since Liam is playing Caleb as more of a supportive character.
>Liam charmed Fuck yeah
>>65153158>Buff>Str 10Seriously though, neither Beau or Caleb are protagonist. He just sits in the back and she's an unlikable cunt
I think Caleb just got charmed
CALEB GOT THE SUCC
>Caleb just got CharmedThis is gonna end with the Succubus and Incubus getting away.
>They mind controlled the wizard
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>651530271-2: Paladin Rogue Patches3-4: Pervitin Barbarian5-6: Sleepy 20 Con Barbrogue
Countdown to Caleb murders someone else in he party.
>inb4 somehow the crew wins with no loose strings
I think Sam's metagaming the Charmed
Oh shit Sam's confessing.
>>65153027A druid Bugbear that dyes they/them/it fur with turquoise and puce and is currently transitioning into a tortle. Con is the dump stat and will constantly throw itself into combat and when it dies one of the CritRole fans will break into the studio and bash Matt Mercer's brains in with a sock full of rocks.
>Charmed WizardPVP INCOMING
I wonder if Taliesin and/or Matt remembers that Caduceus has Detect Magic active.
Caleb will kill someone or get himself killed
>Caleb fireballsFUCK YEAH
IS MATT MURDERER BACK?
Fireball on the party!
Based Matt I take it all back
Revenge for the bowl incident
>Marisha>Dex class>Scared of Dex throw
Wait, jester's a tiefling she should only take half damage.
At least he didn't nuke Frumpkin. That would make him really sad.
>>65153259>>65153263we're not out of the woods yet kid
BASED SEDUCED CALEB
HE KILLED THE PET TOOBASED
UPDATED POWER RANKINGS1. Sam2. Matt3. Liam4. Talespin5. Laura6. Travis7. Marisha
thank you based matt
What do you think the reaction would be if Caleb actually killed the whole party.
Turn the god wizard on the party of fools, yessssssss~
>>65153298merciful made it unconscious
>Nugget is deadShe'd better learn from this>UnconsciousHow much fucking hp does that thing have?
>>65153278i think she change the fire resistance for cold resistance
>>65153278She's the kind that's cold resistant from an unearthed arcana.
>>65153278She's a feral subtype, her elemental resistance is to Cold, not Fire.
Sam is too happy about the dog getting crisped
I want Laura to pretend to like me, invite me to her hotel room and imply we are going to fuck only for Travis to walk out of the bathroom and fuck her raw right in front of me while I softly cry to myself whilst jerking off. Is that really to much to ask?
>these are my friends...>BUT THIS SUCCUBUS OFFERED TO CHORTLE MY MAGIC WAND!Unfortunately, Caleb's usual combat strategy of "hide in a corner taking potshots" won't work with him this outnumbered.
so we're having PVP with Incubus and succubus who hace charmed a level 8 wizard. against 5 ogher adventures who have had half their heath blinekd away in a second
>>65153304/crg/ cheers wildlyI probably die of alcohol poisoning because I promised to down an entire bottle of jack if someone died this episode
>>65153310more than 17 apparently
NOW GIVE EM A KISS MATT
>nuggetgrab that bottle of jack
Remember: Facism works.
oh yess, double caster
Fjord wants that HOG
>>65153298>>65153310It's the weasel.Hey left the dog with Ruby.
THEY GOT FJORD TOO
If this was any other campaign they'd be 100% fucking dead.
Fjord and Caleb getting that golden rule action with the Succubus, nice~
Hexblade Warlock and Wizard are Charmed, this is basically 1 bad roll away from a TPK.
>ENTIRE PARTY CHARMED EXCEPT FOR BEAU >BEAU DIES >PARTY
Fjord and Caleb's fun time slaughter dome.
And now... CRitical Role TPK
Fjord has some powerful spells, Their Fjucked
is it HAPPENING guys?
>Fireball cuts the two clerics HP in half>Fjord just got charmedMATT IS SHOWING NO MERCY
Matt is so happy to use these abilities sans Beacon of Hope
live footage of the succubus
SOMEONE IS DYING TONIGHT BOYS
>Caleb Charmed>Fjord Charmed. strongest casters on the wrong side of this battle.
Would you guys willingly let a succubus charm you?
>>65153316>>65153317>>65153318Well shit....bye bye Jester>>65153304personally wish caleb would die instead and Nott or Jester lived. Maybe they can have a spectral detective agency
>Charms fjordayyy>Yasha has another bonus ragewat
>>65153353If it's the weasel, that thing has at best 3 hp, so it's fucking dead as shit
>>65153356nice to know you, goodbye
>>65153368Well, gives them a reason to go back to playing Vox Machina.
Beau diesFjord brings her back as a Specter.
So, /tg/ what is your gimmick? We all play roles in real life and online and considering /crg/ is so small and a handful of posters circle jerking about this show, what do you do to make yourself stand apart?Me? I'm the guy who makes up "drama" every week in the vain hopes that someone, anyone believes it. I'm also the guy who forces Namek. Every single namek post is from me, even the ones complaining about it. And you?
>Thinking this will result in any deaths whatsoeverDoormatt "TPK means I failed as a GM" Mercer will never have the balls to do it.
Now imagine the character and meta-drama if we get a solid kill
>>65153388If it looks like Laura yes
>>65153369What happens when someone charmed summons a demon?
Guess Matt took the "Matt Merciful" meme too harshly.
so lets say the stars align and there is a TPK. What happens next? Do they start a new campaign?
>>65153378Get on it drawfriends
>>65152361I have to mute it every time. It's like Sam knows he doesn't have to try because shit eating critters will enjoy anything every time.
>>65153416Matt 100% has some sort of NPC backup plan to save them at the last minute if they fuck up too badly.
>>65153402I'm the OP>>65153415we aren't out of the woods yet kid, but I'd like to be proven wrong
>>65153405Thats why he's having his players do his dirty work.
>>65153416They will never TPK, they will get rescued and forced to work for the Gentleman.
>>65153402lurk and smirk
>>65153433>>65153443it's a hypothetical question
>"You don't know for certain, so I'll leave it up to you."As though Marisha would ever take a chance NOT to metagame.
Is matt going to pull out Calebs old wisdom save for firekills?
>I've wanted to kill you all for 4 yearsLIAM IS AT THE TOP OF THE POWER RANKINGS
>Beau decides now is the time to worry about Caleb and ask him if he is okay
>Liam coolly telling Marisha, “that’s the end of your turn.”He can’t wait. He wants to do this, max efficiency.
>>65153443If you read Matt's notes on twitter, you would know that is exactly how it is going to happen
>>65153478We've always wanted to kill Marisha.
>Jester metagamingFFS, Laura.
>be liam>frown with head tilted downward, not really paying attetion>look moody and depressed>haven't said anything in a while>"I take X aside and ''what are we even DOING here? Right now what are we doing? Okay just be safe. ">there, now everyone will love me>*cheats*
Liam is having absolutely too much fun.
>>65153484Liam is probably begging for battle royales behind the scenes.
>Caleb making all these saves against everything
>tfw Caleb will finally get revenge for the Bowl incident. If Caleb doesn't at least knock out Beau I will be disappointed.
Best encounter of the campaign by farOH SHIT MATT IS PICKING HIS SPELLS FUCK YEAH
I think Matt might be having fun, guys.
liam officially no. 1
Liam might be my favorite after tonight>>65153402shin-chan and mostly unnecessary spoilers
>>65152801Colville is proof positive that death doesn't automatically make a campaign good.
Matt loves this.
Tal is so pissy he couldn't metagame twice in a row. Look at his pouty face
WALL OF FIRE
>>65153478BASED LIAM BEST EPISODE EVER
Liam, Sam and Matt are having the time of their lives.
Yeah, this is a TPK.
>>65153517>Centers on BeauHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Caleb and Fjord about to butcher the party and drown in succubus poon. What a way to go.
Wall of Fire!
>and then you're going to finish me offo-ok mommy
YES YES YES YES YES
AND TO THINK I ALMOST SKIPPED THIS EPISODE BEST EPISODE EVER
Do succubi kill their charmed?
Liam is a goddamn champion
Alright lads, who's ready for their servitude to the succubi?
This can actually be a TPK. This is it. No joke, no saving grace.
This is amazing...i love jester but HOT DAMN if it means Beau dies...its worth the price
At least one person has to die in this episode. If somehow this doesn't happen I 'm gonna be mad.
>>65153532Rides over boys
NO GODDAMMIT THEY GOT FJORD
Stop thinking this is a TPK. All Caleb has to do is take a single point of damage and this fight's over.
>Fjord got hit and lost his charmDamn it Matt
Dammit, if Fjord had stayed Charmed we might have had a chance.Here's hoping the Succs re-charm someone.
Jester is a tiefling, does she not have fire resistance?
>>65153544Considering these guys tried to kill them? You damn right they will.
>>65153544only after they've eliminated the threats to them. then they kiss their charmed and suck their souls
>>65153565Sorry, I like to pretend this is a D and D game and not a TV show about a D and D game.
Guys, they still have to fight the Incubus after this!
>>65153574Even stone churches burn down from time to time.
>inb4 Jester dies and Beau survives miraculously.
FACISM WORKSLIAM THE LEGEND
>>65153574She's a blue Tiefling and the daughter of a Water Genasi, they homebrewed her to Cold resist and Hellish Rebuke does Cold damage.
Do they need to heal the dog too?
>>65153554They're at the point where a wizard going nova is almost uncontrollable
>Jester trying to lean in and get tailspin to heal herPunishable by death.
>>65153601Liam! Mein Fuhrer!
If you guys stopped being desperate and started looking at Laura with the same analysis that you make for others players at the table, you could really make a case that shes a shitty player to deal with.>Gets mad every time something goes against her plans or starts getting low on health to point it makes the rest of the table awkward>never knows how her spells work>Tends to metagame but since shes not marisha it doesnt matter
>Beacon of CokeAh yes, for the non submarines.>>65153574She's a variant tiefling with Ice damage instead.
>>65153612Dog's either perma-dead or on saving throws.Nevermind, Spare the Dying just got cast.
Now hear me out, Fjord kills Caleb
>>65153623wow it's almost like all the women are horrible people and just there to look at, huh?
>>65153643I am okay with this.Caleb is a dirty traitor!
And there it is. No challenge. Doormatt will now give them a long rest. Just watch.
Liam is having such a fucking good time
>>65153643There can only be one.
>>65153643or best timeline, Fjord kills Caleb after he's killed Beau
>>65153655that would make for neat drama given they've kind of always had issues with each other
Caleb is too strong
>Succ lending Caleb her strength
LIAM "FASCISM WORKS" O'BRIAN
Even destiny itself wants someone to die
CALEB HAS ENTERED GOD MODE
ICH BEIN EIN UNZERSTORBAR
>>65153671The gods are sick of the the bullshit
WELCOME TO THE TPK BITCHES
destroy the untermensch liam
The virgin FjordTHE CHAD CALEB
I can't wait until Caleb betrays the party and does this for REAL.
Some Wall of Fire art from the encounter at the docks
Short of Caleb getting off another fireball to down both clerics, nothing will happen. Stop pretending this isn't theater so Doormatt can claim "Look, I can be deadly!"
The best part of this is that once Caleb is neutralized, hey STILL have inimum two succubi and a quasi to deal with.>Fjord fucks himself harder than he does Caleb with his Control Water.Amazing.
>>65153554>TPKNo.Calib will be 'knocked out' clerics will spare the dying / revive him. This battle may 'sound' challenging, but no real risk exists.Sometimes Matt's fights sound challenging. But it's never more than narrative drama. If you're watching Critical Role in hopes of some combat with risk. You're wasting your time. The players have plot armor. Which is good for story telling, but lousy for gameplay.Calib will be 'knocked out' clerics will spare the dying / revive him. This battle may 'sound' challenging, but no real risk exists. The ONLY way there may be a party TPK is if there are lawyers involved because of the Mighty-Nien's ties to Geek & Sundry and Legendary Entertainment. Forcing them to start a new Campaign completely divorced from the scumbags at Alpha/Legendary Entertainment.
Odds the Incubus is going to OHK the weakest.
>>65153692My god, he's a JoJo character.
>>65153717Frumpkin is his stand.
>>65153701>The ONLY way there may be a party TPK is if there are lawyers involved because of the Mighty-Nien's ties to Geek & Sundry and Legendary Entertainment>not knowing they've parted from G&S and became an independant business It's been months my dude
Damnit incubi/succubi. You should have lead with dicks when trying to charm jester.
THE UNTOUCHABLE UBERMENSCH STANDS TALL
>>65153692I enjoy how Liam incorporates the material components use in his descriptions.
>>65153733Same. You can tell he really enjoys all of the aspects of being a wizard
No! His charm spell is killing the Yaleb ship!
And it's over. Long rest inc
Mr. Burn's wild ride has ended, children
>Caleb succeeded the charmit's over
>>65153748No, it's saving it. Based sweaty Yasha
>Yasha used Magicians Judge>the sword with Dispel magic attached to it. Been fun guys
Did Travis just use Reckless Attack twice? didnt this motherfucker play Barbarian for like 3 years?
>no longer charmedFUCK
>>65153754Honestly they've burned so much shit they really need it.
>>65153754Not if the Succ and Inc attack now.
It's over. Time to go back to sleep.
whats the cooldown on succ/incu charms?
>>65153733I do too, next wizard i play Ill do something similar
>>65153765Shut up, they had to make sure Caleb didn’t kill anybody.
>>65153765Reckless attack effects all your attack that round...
>>65153027Half orc wizard-hating soldier and son of a cobbler who finally found a group of people who accepted him. The Dirty Crycks used his adopted town as a testing ground for one of their dude tests.He's in love with Jester and has an immediate brotherhood with Fjord. Both of these relationships are one sided. Recognizing Fjord has what he has lost he pushes Fjord not to let anyone take it away from him as life can be difficult for those who are pieces of two world yet belong in neither. If you like this and want more details, fear not. My Self insert Fanfiction will be available soon. And yes, Beau will get humiliated in it. A lot.
>>6515377824 hours if they succeed against the initial charm or if the effect ends
WAIT. GUYS. if they don't metagame they might try and attack caleb and he could die. We do want a death guys? are we gonna be picky?
>>65153778its an action, but targets who save are immune for 24 hrs
>>65153774im sure theyll run
Fun's over guys
>>65153797God dammit, Sam healing Caleb...
>>65153765I was about to ask why all Barbarian players are so fucking illiterate, and then answered my own question. On your first attack you choose whether ALL ATTACKS MADE THAT TURN are Reckless.
WHERE DO I GET THAT POTION DICE THING THAT SAM JUST USED
>>65152839>for years>>65153765I rest my case
>>65153779its fun to really play it up when you reveal a new spell
>pre loaded 'healing potion' dice bottlesNice.
>>65153813Matt probably painted a smal vial bottom interior red and put the dice amount for healing potion inside of it
Charm Yasha pls
>>65153813Just get a bottle and put some dice inside it
Even if they long rest, gives the fiends time to run away
>>65153813Small glass bottles can be found at most artsy stores and any red dice can be fit inside.
>Matt having quasits back up the succubiIS THERE HOPE FOR THE DOORMATT?
Dear lord Tal looks so bitchy he wasn't able to insta counter the DM
>>65153825>probablyYou mean the thing that he proudly revealed, described, and gave to the group two or three sessions ago?
>>65153825no he actually filled it halfway with red-dyed epoxy. way cooler
>Minions pour in for fear effectsMATT AINT MERCIFUL JUST YET
>turn on talks>this fat fuck keeps interrupting everyone answer to give her opinions
"Reckless is only against the person he used it against"Look at this motherfucker trying to let this shit slide.
>"You only played a barbarian for 3 years" OH BURN
>>65153813Buy a small bottle at a craft shop or dollar store.Buy a brick of dice.Load dice into bottle.It is a great bit of fun, though.
>>65153851I simply was guessing how he made it>>65153855shit that does sound cooler.>>65153856>>65153860>inb4 it's just like two quasits
>>65153850Matt was showing him he can kill them anytime he feels like it. Get cucked Tailspin.
>>65153856The biggest threat is out of the room.
>>65153884You mean Dani?
>>65153850He’s playing a bubblegum pink turbogay minmaxed nonsense and he got DENIED. Of course he’s evil.
>>65153905only if you're covered in frosting
>>65153884There are still two Succubi who are perfectly healthy and ready to do this whole thing again.
>>65153905Ok, I laughed.
>>65153917one can hope.
jaja tal still looks mad
>>65153917I hope, though Caleb, Fjord and Jester are knocked off the list. Yasha is the best option currently? Maybe? No, now Hasted Beau.
>>65153946>jajaUnironically kill yourself.
>>65153917if a target saves vs the charm it cant be charmed for a day, though I guess the other succubus could use charm because the wording specifies "this fiends charm"
>>65153917>>65153926Well, the only people that Succubus 1(Female) can charm are everyone except CalebIncubus 1 tried to charm Jester but failed, as well FjordThat and Draining kiss works only on a charmed creature (or willing), so yeah, they are sunk
God bless the HP overlay
Laura is salty as fuck that she almost died.
>>65153952>YFW Caleb gets charmed by the other fiend
>>65153947The other Succubus can still charm everyone who already saved.
>>65153687I hope someone makes a actual pic of this.
Oh boy, what a fun, wacky adventure... meanwhile, several hundred miles away in a dark tower, Nott's husband is being flayed alive as the niggerelves interrogate him for his knowledge of dunamancy
>>65153947Nott is the best target if they also nab Beau. Stun+Sneak attack would be deadly to Fjord or Caleb
>>65153976Nah, they attempted to charm him last week, so both wasted their oppertunity
>>65153866>calling out Marisha's 'cocked' nonsense>calling out Marisha metagaming Caleb's charm>calling out Travis for not knowing how barbarian worksHas Matt ever been this sassy? It's an unexpected but pleasant surprise.
>>65153984I'm a little disappointed in Sam that Nott didn't decide "Caleb's finally taking charge and cutting all these assholes loose, and I'm going to help him!"
so what really is the deal with fjords accent changing sometimes?
>>65153982Yeah but the Drow could just be misunderstood and besides Nott has Big Minotaur Cock now so it's okay.
What happened why is Tal mad?
>>65153984>Beau and Nott get charmed>Beau proceeds to stun half the fucking team and Nott runs up to Caleb and starts shanking him.Do want
>>65153982Because Sam has zero interest in Matt literally kidnapping his backstory.
HAHAHA SUCCUBUS RETREATED!
>>65154005the kickstaryer has gone to his head
>>65154005it's that legal independence. Not having to answer to people who only give a shit about merch sales is liberating
>>65154005Once during one of the dragon fights he was on everyone's case. Told them several times if they take to long he will just skip their turns forcefully.
>>65154021Because he couldn't shittily invalidate everything everyone else did.
>>65154021No metagaming for him this week
>>65153972laura is always salty and controllingshe's a bitch that gets by on her tits
>>65153981If it is made I hope it has some mention of Fjord getting dommed by the pirate bitch that stole his first opportunity for water powers while Caleb has in true wizard fashion has made no attempt to pursue a love interest.
>>65154021Because he wasn't able to preemptively cast Beacon of Hope based on borderline metagamey knowledge. He hasn't said a single word outside his turn, and clearly looks unhappy.
>>65154005Matt has been reading these threads and took the comments to heart. He's returned at least partly to the fa/tg/uy he was.
>>65154011He's copying his missing mentor's accent for most of the time.
>>65154013nott size difference is best fetish
>>65154021He is stuck playing a Hellboy and is contributing nothing to the current fight.
>>65154005He's been in a really good mood since the Kickstarter.
>>65154057I'd really like to think that he puts on the commiefornia face for the fans, but this is a guilty pleasure of his. He's a good enough DM to know how much bullshit he's forced to churn out is.
>>65154065How much more money do I have to give to him to have him kill again
>>65154057>mfw we have revived his inner fa/tg/uy
>>65154065his dick is as big as the current pledge amount
>>65154023looks like you might be right what with beau charging in like that
>>65154078to be fair he finally isnt tied to geek and sundry, its their baby now. He can finally draw blood guild free.
UPDATED UPDATED POWER RANKINGS1. Sam2. Matt3. Liam4. Laura5. Travis6. Talespin7. Marisha
>succubus summons a demon
I'M SORRY WHAT IS GOING ON NOW
OH FUCK YEAH
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER
>>65154098You know that's not true, the retarded fans will SCREAM and threaten suicide and accuse Bury Your Gays if Beau is killed. Just look at the reaction to Molly.
WE GOT A DEMON IN THE HOUSE FOLKS
>>65154080They said something about a possible M9 comic later in the future, so probably a lot.
Is this a Bael?
Somebody call Doomguy
So, what just got summoned?
>Big Nigga has entered the ringhttps://youtu.be/NXdQbyC3H40
A NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES!!!
>>65154105WTF, Did Matt read what I wrote last week? I literally begged him to have them bring in a demon summon!HE. IS. AMONG. US!
MATT GOING ON A KILLING SPREE
MATT MURDEROUS DOUBLE BLIND
Come on you guys. A Goristro is CR 17. There's no way this is actually going to be a legit battle, Matt's going to have it walk back through the portal or some Deus Ex Machina show up.
>>65154105>Reinforcements have arrived!
>>65154122This I think. Bael.
>>65154118no these are demons, not devils and a bael is cr 19 waaaaay to high
>>65154118No it's a Demogorgon.
>>65154151Arent some minotaurs demonic?
>>65154137Shit, and no one in the Mighty Nein can play the best song in the world...
>>65154150It's a Goristro, you retard. They all recognized the mini from the first campaign when they Gated one in.
>>65154151>>65154152Ah. I heard minotaur-like and jumped.
Ashley a cute!
>>65154156If only they had Scanlan they could actually challenge him to a rock-off
Oh hey, the guest is talking
How do you play warforged? i feel like he's made for war like he always follows a "prime directive" but it makes it hard to decide how he would react to mundane situations
Why are they using a guest player the hype the Kivkstarter?
>>65154161Baphomet is the demon that influences Minotaurs.
>ashleymy whole dick
I honestly think Ashley talked more in this kickstarter update video than in the entirety of Season 2
Tal is going the Way of Orion
>>65154227>filenamedamn thats cool
>>65154165Who's this woman and why is she on Critical Roles ads?
>>65154156YES YOU ARE FUCKED, SHIT OUT OF LUCK! NOW I AM COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!
I thought they ditched the hangers on over at G&S?Yeehaw Game Ranch has hand puppets? Amazing.
You poor fools believing something will die
>>65154170>Goristro>310hp>Magic resist>Three attackshttp://chisaipete.github.io/bestiary/creatures/goristroITS TIME
How many more SEASONS can Ashley miss before Matt decides to dump her? Like, imagine saying, “yeah sure I’ll play your campaign” and then show up for 5% of them.
>>65154252Orion was super bitchy and antagonistic and viewed the game as "Matt tries to kill us so I have to cheat and force myself to counter everything he does" and no one liked him for it.
You do realize that Succubi/Incubi have illusion magic too, alongside the Quasits? This could just be a Major Image meant to mimic a Goristro cast by the Incubus, as he was out of sight for at least 2 rounds, which is plenty of time to get to the portal and throw the spell up.
>>65153905She's only a threat to the stability of the earths crust
>>65154271I dont think its a goristro
>>65154252Getting booted because the rest of the cast doesn't like you, but I doubt it
>>65154271>A challenge 17 monster against a level 7 party that's already half deathMERCILESS PLEASE
>>65154057imagine being this deluded
Reminder that Nott has huge gobby milkers
I like Laura but I really wish she wasn't such a sore loser. Her being pissy when something doesn't go her way isn't unique to this episode, it also happened in the battle royale episode in C1. She seriously needs to chill, it brings down the mood when she gets that way.
>>65154283I'm assuming you're looking at an old statblock or something.
>>65154310It was just a joke anon
>>65154238you can also go pic related route
>>65154318What kind of drivel are you drooling? Who the fuck WOULDN'T be pissed off when you're pinned in a corner facing death?
>>65154318>the battle royalethere were 3 or 4 of those. Point out some specific salt
It's not a Goristro, but I would dig a Nafelshnee
>>65153402I post perfection.
Ashley has always been cute but were her eyes always that pretty? Am I just lonely?
>>65154279Yeah the players straight up didn't like Orion. As long as they're friends noone's getting kicked.https://youtu.be/2mB-aM2bIBk?t=8832
>>65154325not gonna lie I had already wanted to play a Warforged Circle of Spores druid and have his backstory set up say he was built for chemical warfare
>>65154333Its just a game anon
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>65154324chance that its actually cannon
>>65154318yeah I too hate when people get emotionally invested in characters they play. just roll your dice and do your turn you damn roastie
>>65154359Just lonely anon.
>>65154271Just 1 succubus would make it a deadly encounter, and we have 2 and some quasits.
>>65154318She has some annoying behaviors but actually possesses the charisma to back it up. It was much worse in the first campaign, she tried to control everything.
>>65154370Yeah, so why are you whining that someone's unhappy when they're losing? That's supposed to happen. It's just a game.
>>65154364>>65154364"Can I shoot an arrow at the mechanism?""When she shoots the arrow I'm going to grab it out of the air with Telekinesis and guide it into the hole-""CAN YOU JUST LET ME SEE IF I HIT IT FIRST?"
>>65154385Because you don't win or lose in D&D
>>65154380I think players who were smart would catch the hint at this point and RUN
>>65154380it cant be a goristro they are huge, matt would have defiantly commented on its size if it was a huge creature
>>65154340i'm hoping glabrezu bonus points for party PTSD as it a glabrezu killed pike during the prestream days
Everyone has a bad game or two where they are the no fun alloweds. If you are friends with the group usually they forgive you, or at worst tell you to knock it off last timet.been playing D&D with different groups for 15 years.
>>65154385There's a difference between being "unhappy" and being a bitter salty bitch you limp dicked white knight.
>>65154410I would dig that too. But I think Matt a homebrew monster or something
reminder that if you like matt showing some spice and having actually dangerous encounters remember to encourage this on twitter and actually mention the bits you like, ask for more danger and more GM spice so that the idea that theres an audience for non-braindead baby proofed encounters and GMs that stand up for themselves
>watching Talks Machina>Dani keeps flirting with Travis while he just laughs and moves along>every joke he makes Dani laughs like it's the funniest thing in the worldShe understands there's Travis would ever fuck her, right?
Did anyone see the furry porn of the bugbear in the art roll?
>>65154401Somewhere else in that episode Travis whispers "I'm gonna kill him" and the mic picks it up
Kek that bugbear furry fanart
>>65154401Timestamp for that?
>>65154418Yeah, Laura's the former and you are horrifically the latter.
They're in initiative lmao let's go boys
>>65154432Is this true or is anon making shit up? If it's true then damn this is sad she really needs to learn her limitations.
>>65154432Women can’t help but flirt with brawny chads, it’s in their nature.
>>65154359Don't feel lonely anon. I'm here for you.
>>65154446Let's get it on!
>>65154467It's not fair
>>65154467>3dpd no thanks
>>65154359>>65154467I think she is cute as fuck
>I'm so sorry.He was NOT!
Im seriously getting annoyed at Laura getting pissed anytime something she casts doesnt work
>>65153333dont do it drinky dude!
>>65154493Holy shit you're retarded.
>>65154359Nice feet too
>>65154491>I'm sorry your single spell didn't utterly trivialize the encounteri detest banishment
I'm trying to determine if this complete 180 is natural or not
>>65153402WE ARE THE PIIIIIIIIIIRAAAATES
>>65154408>>65154409I don't know what kind of demon is a giant winged bull man that fights with fists. Looking at the model, that's not a goristro, it looks worse, but looks can be deceiving.
>>65154493Nah it's cute
>>65154493Girls act bratty. If it annoys you, it's probably because you're bratty too. Are you trans?
>>65154506>>65154444>>65154385Fuck off back to r*ddit. Laura's never going to fuck you.
>>65154526I think it's another of Matt's speshul donut steels, like the Nergaliid.
>metagame Beacon of Hope>Spare the Dying>huhhh no cancel that 20I fucking hate Caduceus and Talespin now
>>65154526it's possible it could be a scaled down version
BRING IT ON, C'MON
Matt WILL have blood tonight. Only permanent character death will sate his hunger!
OH FUCK this thing is spooky
>>65154536Dude, Laura's a good player. I can tell a whiny incel when I roast one.
>>65154531>>65154527>>65154506I used to like Laura but you fags are actually starting to make me hate her. You know you wouldn't be defending Marisha this hard if she pulls Laura's shit.
>>65154536You don't know that :(
>>65154541if anything we'll know tomorrow on D&D beyonds recap blog
Yeah same Matt. I homebrew after people start reading stat blocks too.
I LOVE THIS, MORE PLEASE
>>65154556Are they wrong?
>>65154543Grave cleric is the ultimate anti-audience-fun classAlso lol @ the party for giving Caleb, a known insane man, NO SHIT for attacking them with fireball, and instantly believing him wholly, with no hard feelings.
Ok I have a hypothesis, I think it's Lesser Balor from Stronghold & Followers, Colville's 5e supplement.
>>65154557bitch no one here defends marisha
>>65154493Yeah it's kind of annoying. She's a mother now, she needs to show some decorum. Both her and Liam are terrible about this. But Liam is worse. Laura has a minitantrum but usually bounces back. Liam on the other hand will occasionally sperg out and argue for the following 20 minutes if something he wants to do doesn't work the way he thought. Epitome of a faggot.
>>65154557We defend Laura because the shit she doesn't isn't half as bad as the shit Marisha does. Laura has good ideas, reads the room, and stays in character. Marisha demands that she be correct and metagames to hell. The reason we defend one and decry the other is because they're DIFFERENT.
does anyone have the pdf for strongholds and followers
>>65154576Thats my point you dumb cunt.
>>65154571they're not turning on him yet, cause they charged after the succubi
>>65154576Marisha has literally been impeccable today and this comes from someone who dislikes her. Laura has been throwing a hissy fit nonstop
>>65154557When has Marisha done anything cute? But Laura? Every fucking time. Stick your white knight dick in a dresser.
>>65154596I doubt we get any meaningful character interactions out of this outside of Beau giving him shit, but petulantly
>>65154575no lightning damage on that one, dont think so
YES KEEP IT UP SAM
>>65154598This. I don't know what happened, aside from the "cocked" bullshit, Marisha has actually been better than Laura today.
>>65154493She absolutely regrets choosing a trickery cleric
>>65154598>runs into room>"Did I see Caleb shoot the fireball?">No, his hand is outstretched>"I'm going to tell him to snap out of it."Come on.
>>65154566Who is this character and why do I keep seeing her with blood pouring out of her face?
>>65154601>calling anon a white knight while you're defending Laura non-stopYou clearly have no idea what that term means.
>It feels like real lifeOh god. I figured it out. The Inucbi and Succubi are Jared and Ivanka, and the Big Dog is a Drumpfezu.
>>65154623idk but i like it if anybody knows i would also like to know
>>65154620He is someone who casts fireball regularly and was in the posture like he did, alone, in an empty room though.
Based Fjord getting the fuck out
>>65154615>can have free advantage in melee>can add poison damage>never fucking melee, barely ever inflict wounds
>Jester tries to banish it>it succeeds via magic resistAYYYY>>65154611>>65154575Here's the lesser balor stats>>65154594if you search desuarchive, there's still a floating mediafire link of it
Out of curiosity how many people in this thread are here from R*ddit, and why the fuck you here instead of circlejerking on the critical role general?
>>65152055Its so true.>>65152201Someday someone will find the random indie films she's been in where she was scantily clad as a 20 something in between VA roles. Someday.
>>65154638My google-fu brought me to this https://symphogear.fandom.com/wiki/Tsubasa_Kazanari#Normal
>>65154628Well I've heard the term thrown around for years and yes, I have no fucking idea
>>65154648>posture like he didYou know, arm outstretched, like every fucking spell in the world.This was mostly Marisha's chance to show that she learned ANYTHING from metagaming the Vampire mist in C1 and she didn't.
I see a lot of TPK talk, so I just wanted to say.I am so confident that this will not happen, I will restate my standing offer to give a random anon from this thread a steak code for a random game from my humble monthly, should one of the m9 actually dieThe pets not withstanding..
YASHA GOT CHARMEDRIP AND TEAR, RIP AND TEAR
>CHARMED YASHAMUH DICK
>>65154669WUT IZ GUGGLE?
THE BARBARIAN IS CHARMED FELLAS!
CHARMED YASHATHEY DEAD
>Yasha dies>Ashley finally comes back next week>Asks Matt where her character is
THE TIME FOR MURDER HAS COME
>>65154669>actually admitting to being a newfag
>yasha charmed by male demonI cam hear the screeching now.
PLEASE DISPEL HASTE WITH THE MAGICIAN'S JUDGE AND STUN BEAU FOR A ROUND.
I have been a charmed barbarian before. The rest of the party was less than pleased by my high rolls.
The best part is there;s no barbarian with a sword that can dispel magic to save yasha
>>65154663I am the opposite; I've been here for 10+ years and only occasionally visit R*ddit. I miss the old days before the janitor with the fagsian sticky>>65154679I'll give away a game as well if there's a TPK, or at least half party.
>>65154650It used three claw attacks.
>>65154681Yasha is weak as shit. Look at her AC.
BANGBANGBANGPULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER
>>65154690>He hands her a random character sheet he made last night. She has no idea who she was playing so she just rolls with it. Everyone just assumes she's so shook that she doesn't want to talk about the loss of Yasha.
I was going to go to bed but this is the juiciest encounter since the Ripley fight
>>65154695id rather a self-admitted newfag than another pretending to be retarded fag
This might be good for Yasha's character, being the new slave of demons.
>succubus is downbooo
So what are the odds that Matt actually respects the whole "fiends go back to the lower planes when killed" and has these guys be recurring?
>>65154714Barbarians always have low AC cause they take half damage from at least physical damage when raging
>>65154724Just go back to r*eddit anon this site is clearly not for you. You'll be miserable.
Just leave with yasha enslaved, remove yasha!
>>65154741I would love a team rocket style incubus/succubus duo doing shenanigans throughout the series.
SAM ROLL YOUR FUCKING DICE STOP DROPPING THEM GOD FUCKING DAMN IT AHHHH
>>65154746>getting baited this easily
>>65154276Literally never. She was a core player of C1 and the shitty show she's skipping sessions for is due to end apparently. So she'll be back full time in the near future
>>65154663I found this because someone mentioned this on R***** a while back. You guys are honest.
>ohh laura's so baaaad, her ideas suuuuck, she's been pissy and bitchy and she's a terrible playerrrrrMan, how does it feel to be so fucking wrong?
PUNISH THAT SLIT
Kek now they gotta fight em
>>65154759I dont believe you. I am betting she gets another gig and just continues to ride the critters for fame.
Laura just saved at least one life>Punish that slit
>>65154725>>65154696>Chance to REEE tumblr/reddit/twitards>Muscle girl dominated by demonsI'm getting an urge to add to pastebin
>>65154761And you're not easily triggered by the nigger kike spick gook faggot slurs that get posted here?
>>65154746>>65154761>motherfuckers refuse to even say redditliving in your head rent free
>>65154663plebbit is too heavily moderated for any sort of negative banter, 4chan is much better in real time for everything
>>65154741He did it with the Rakshasa don't know why he wouldn't do it now
>>65154756In those tiny ass trays? He gives everyone else shit for always cocking their dice BECAUSE they roll.
>>65154784>SHE'S CANONICALLY A LESBIAN>I'm sorry, did you just assume the Demon Rapelord's gender?
>>65154742Low AC but resist physicals/almost all damage if bear totem, with extremely high HD and reasons to go higher-than-usual con, they are basically damage sponges that the GM don't normally want to deal damage to because it's not worth as much as hitting, well, anyone else in the party. Barbarian's great.>>65154761We are honest because people are afraid of being lynched in public. Anonymity and with unbiased moderation/population gives way for discussion that actually reflect what people thinks, instead of bandwagoning into the popular opinion. So yeah, welcome.
>>65154723I'm going to shit all over the youtube replay. Its gonna be great.
>>65154276I was trying to start a campaign once and 5 different players all did this to me at the same time. I still got the other 4 though and we've been having fun so it worked out.
>>65154779Check her imdb. She's going to be voicing a character in a new Cartoon network series. Does that mean she's staying in New York or back to LA?
>>65154788dumbass it's because this site treats the word reddit as spam and wont let you post.
okay what the fuck is thisit cant be a balor or theyd be deadits not any demon in monster or volo
>>65154752>Jesse/James duo>"We're hear to steal your puppy!">Jester, "Nugget, use Blink!">"Blink, Blink!"I need art of pokemon trainer jester
>>65154792Because Rakshasa are kind of famous for that, while regular fiends don't get that remarked on.
how is the fight looking now?
Guys Matt looks a fuck ton like a younger version of my dad right now and its freaking me the fuck out
>>65154814you do realise we are literally typing the word reddit and aren't being spamblocked, right?
I think the lightning comes from the demon's gauntlets which is a homebrew magic item that is meant for Beau after they inevitably kill it
>>65154815matt probably got sick of them reading statblocks and homebrewed it
>>65154801Yeah I fucking hate DMing against Bear Totems
>>65154815read the fucking thread you absolute retard
>>65154814well sometimes it won't, I think it's board dependent?
>>65154774Punished Slit: A gash denied it's quasits.
>>65154821Yasha's about to fuck Beau in the best way possible.
>>65154815I'm thinking it's a homebrew
>>65154815it's some matt colville creature
I can't stay up, and I've missed too much. I look forward to one party death. Fingers crossed its Fjord or Yasha.>>65154811I think most VA work is in LA these days.
>>65154821Laura legit probably saved the fight from getting really bad.>Tal STILL doesn't know how Concentration Checks workI literally figured it out my first week
I kinda just want this thing to down a couple of them and escape....>>65154816Seconded.
HOW THE FUCK does Talespin not understand how Concentration saving throws work? Hasnt this idiot been playing the longest onpar with Matt?
>>65154801>unbiasedI wouldn't call the peop[le and jannies here "unbiased" but they're certainly more uncensored than other places.
>>65154835its not a lesser balor either
>>65154810This is how it always works. I'm literally going to be playing a "Stars Without Number" game with friends because I can't find a 5E game.
Matt's not taking anymore of the cocked shit
>>65154816Shit honestly they could do art of everyone minus Nott and Beau as trainers.Fjord with his summoned demon.Caleb with FrumpkinJester with Nugget and Sprinkleand Cad with his beetles
>>65154834Save-or-lulz are great. If the foes know about the barbarian, casters or minions with access to Calm Emotions will fuck the barbarian's day up. Making the barbarian unable to attack for a round also works. If the foes don't know about the barbarian, though, just let the barbarian have fun and fireball the entire party instead
>>65154875Yes it is with a magic item.
>>65154863The secret is that Tal is actually the worst of them, but he thinks outside the box and doesn't do much of anything, so when he does something right, it is surprising.
>>65154866Come on guys there's lots of rules to remember!
>>65154824Yeah I noticed I mostly post on /vg/ and its stopped me from typing reddit more than once.
>>65154787>>65154788Re... Ree... That site sucks. Well not the site, it's the fanbase It's always "Oh everything is great and that fat thing can do no wrong Tal is an awesome gay blah blah." That gets old. Everyone is standing in a circle and sucking feet.
>>65154883>Beau is staring off into the sunset as the owl flies away.>Nott just has a tail of something sticking out of her mouth.
>>65154883You could make Nott Caleb's Meowth and Beau could have a Noctowl that is using Peck on her and behaves like Ash's Charazard.
Rolled 45 (1d100)Chances of PC death
>>65154894lesser balor's have a firey aura, this thing doesn't
Did Marisha just shove her fucking thumb in Liam's mouth?
>>65154901Reddit as a word filter isn't site-wide, but board-dependent. A lot of people are fa/tg/uys who don't use rest of the board, I'd guess, and haven't picked up the habit of bypassing word filters.
>>65154866They've all been playing for YEARS nearly every week. The fact that ANY of them don't remember non-class specific rules is ridiculous
>>65154883Nott with Caleb.Yasha with MissingNo.
>>65154897I think you're trolling but I'm still mad on the off chance you're not.Concentration checks are not only incredibly common for casters, they're also incredibly fucking easy.Constitution saving throw, DC 10 or half the damage taken whichever is higher.
Everyone at this table metagames so fucking hard except travis and sam. They don't even read their spells or know any of their stats.
>>65154917I'm sure Matt homebrewed it out for Beau
>>65154923She accidentally smacked him with her chinhttps://clips.twitch.tv/TacitBraveWasabiWoofer
>>65154946I mean when this becomes a bigger time sink than their actual jobs, they should have all fucking memorized the PHB by now.
>>65154101My fucking sides
>>65154947I genuinely forgot about Yasha
>>65154863Matt made fighting demons a legit threat here. Laura made a smart play in sealing the portal and I'd reward the players with a less difficult/winnable fight for that.With actual stakes where the players playing smart is how they can survive, the show is really entertaining.
is it weird I'm okay with the group managing to fight their way out of this?
>>65154952He's only been playing this particular game for 4 years
i like the little condition rings
>>65154954Sam metagamed the hardest by looking stuff on the wiki.
>>65154976I think the fact they had to think smart for once inures this fight from being a copout
>>65154982same I wish I knew where to get ahold of them
Why won't Marisha give the totals of her rolls rather than reading the number on the d20?"That's a 13""13 misses""So plus 8 is 21."
This, people are mad they're actually using their class skills to be effective in a very deadly challenge.If you're pissed pcs aren't dying, blame the system.
>>65154976The fact that in this fight, most of them could be laid out in at least a few timelines is enough for me.
>>65154976I just want a fight with consequences again.Kill something. Hell, I'd settle for sprinkle or nugget getting killed while no one was looking.
How many attacks did Beau just make?
>>65154954Are you talking about their own shit or reading other people's stats and abilities?
>>65154999Be gentle on her. She's slow.
so out of curiosity anyone use D&D beyond in their own games? I do for a game I run through discord cause I fucking hate roll20
>>65154976this entire episode has been combat with minimal metagaming b.s. Could it be theyre actually starting to get to know how to act as a team and coming into their characters?
>>65154997they're literally plastic rings. Just tear them off the caps of a soda bottle or water bottle.
>>65154965Based 'risha beating up the person everyone should hate the most but doesn't because he has a penis
>Sam's sabotaging Beau's rolls>I HAVE THE POWERIf thats not enough reason to vote Sam, i dont know what is.
>>651550185. Two from Action, one from Haste, two from Flurry.
How many ki points has Beau got left? Anyone know?
>>65155017>threatening Sprinkle or NuggetI curse thy name
>>65155027accept they're not. if you look close enough they also have letters spelling out the condition type on them
>>65155027Not anymore, someone 3d printed new ones and sent them in.
>>65155027Nah they have nicer ones now>>65154982https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3170767There look close enough
>>65154997I believe Matt's Twitter said where he got them from, or at least I think I saw a fan re-tweet that they got it too.
>>65155044>acceptHoly shit, kill yourself.
>>65155028>the person everyone should hate the mostHow so faggot?
>>65155042Hell, a curse that wasn't instantly dispelled would be cool too. Or like a limb amputation or someone losing an eye.Anything more entertaining than just blind success forever, and then a million more perception/investigation checks.
>>65154997They look 3d printed to me, could probably find them on one of those sites
>>65155025I use Myth-Weaver when I play on Discord because I've been using it since a long, long time ago, for character sheets. Nothing's automated, but who needs something like that?
>>65154997Back with more google-fuhttps://www.etsy.com/listing/671882976/homemade-dungeons-and-dragons-dd-markers?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=condition+markers&ref=sc_gallery-1-1&plkey=222a8eedd0406dc7053b0559c8af0899588be935%3A671882976&col=1
>>65155063Welcome to 5e D&D, where lasting consequences are incredibly difficult to stick.
>>65155083Also just type in "condition rings" in etsy and you can find quite a few
>>65155025One of my players uses it. It typically leads to hold ups during the game, but that's more than likely user error as he's not the brightest fork in the drawer.
>>65155063>um, can i see past my nose?>make a perception check.
>>65155078Valid point. I used Mythweaver in the first game I ever played. I personally just like all the automation from D&D beyond if only because I don't need to worry too much about the math
Talespin with the longest fucking turns where he takes 5 minutes trying to look through his ipad for his spells then gives up and says nah i shouldn't do that i'm going to do this and barely do anything instead.
Marisha just said out loud this is her last Ki point.
>>65155110>Talespin "lets get weird" Jaffe
>>65155110It's weird that everyone draws his character as this stoic proud trans-goat but he plays him like a fish out of water hillbilly(goat).
>>65155110I'm honestly surprised he doesn't get as much hate here as Marisha, they're more or less the same kind of player. Granted Taliesin's high's are certainly higher.
>>65155110Just look at him
>>65155062>rules lawyer, especially as vax, would argue every single turn>cheats>brazen about his metagaming >thinks he's the main character>if he's not the center of attention he will do anything to get people to pay attention to him brood more>such a narcissist he made a cringe inducing campaign about how he was the source of all the bad things that have happened to everyone around him and also made himself every grotesque enemy>mother died and instead of being a man and taking a couple weeks off stayed around on the verge of tears every week because he's an attention whoreIf you like Liam you're just flat-out wrong.
>>65155085That. I think more GMs can be a little more savage with their deathblows, at least. A twist of spear in the chest, for example, fucks up the heart or at least some vital organs and make revivify impossible, requiring much better resurrection spell and definitely no just-get-back-ups.>>65155105That's a fair point. I am really used to filling out empty spaces in character sheets and reviewing them (I've played with hundreds of players, so...), and I used to be able to calculate most stuffs that goes on a character sheet back in 3.5e core without having to refer to books, so automation was never really an issue for me. I just sort of... Know, if people made mistakesI am getting too old to memorize things like that for 5e :(
>>65155110His turns absolutely take the longest, even in the first campaign. When he starts adding up rolls 1 number at a time I pull my hair out.
>>65155138t. salty marisha fag
>Matt already had it be stunned twice in a rowTHE STUN ONLY LASTS ONE ROUND!
lol matt wants to land that demon on someone's head
>>65155121>Oh, wait! I have 1 more!
Tal seems so fucking bored just playing a cleric.
>>65155147not that anon but great coherent response friend
>>65155142>I just sort of... Know, if people made mistakesI am getting too old to memorize things like that for 5e :(understandable, I just always sucked ass at math even at a basic level so I'm really just wanting to DM as efficiently as I can
>>65155144First campaign was even worse because he could do so much shit and move vertically too.
>>65155138Liam a best
No fucking Concentration check for Haste, I notice. Liam knows all the rules, as long as they benefit him.
>Liam "forgetting" to do the concentration saving throw for Haste which could fuck over the fight
>>65155147Naw. The only thing I like about Marisha is her butt. Liam is just lowkey the most annoying player at the table.
I thought Beacon of Hope dropped?
YASHA FALLEN FOR THE INCUBUS DICK
Yasha gonna kill everyone
>Yasha stays mind controlled until she diesWould be damn hilarious, thanks to Travis's hilariously low rolling.
>>65155157This is the bed he made.
atleast Yasha's still charmed
>>65155201no he made his con save barely
>>65155201No, Tal didn't know how Concentration checks work and so didn't add his Con save.
>>65155198her butt? at least liker her tits you friggin weirdo
>>65155138Nah Liam tied with Sam is best player at the table.
>>65155217Honestly he should do what he was going to before Fjord's arc and have Cad go back home and just roll up a new character.
>>65155215Honestly I want yasha to die just so everone can stop pretending Ashley is a player in the game
Please go after CadPlease go after CadPlease go after CadPlease go after CadPlease go after Cad
>>65155148it lasts until the end of Beau's next turn.
>>65155215>they knock her unconscious>spare the dying>healed >gets killing blow on demon
>>65155240This if Ashley wants to come back she can roll someone new.
CALEB IS DOWN!!!
HASTE FUCKING DROPS NOW THANK YOU.
Death Undo Talespin is about to make this much less epic.
DEATH SAVE TIME IS NOW PEOPLE
And Liam is down.
>>65155234Really? Her shoulders are perkier.
>>65155198>>Liam is just lowkey the most annoying player>In a world where Keyleth and Beau belong to the same player
>Caleb down!YES>"Its going to keep moving...."Damnit>Goes after Cad...Eh, i'll take it
DOWN ONE DEATH SAVEHOLY FUCK
>demon doesn't finish off it's target to claim their soul
Travis is going insane
How fun would it be if Caleb or someone just convince Yasha that they are on her side and turn against the party, haste Yasha (And have her accept it), and immediately drop the concentration with the biggest trollface?
>>65155237Taliesin can’t do that, he can’t be the guy who rolled up two characters in under 100 sessions.
BEAU IS STUNNED
Aaaaaand Caduceus with another asspull
>>65155234>liking a nice ass is weird>you better like unimpressive tits instead!
Look at Travis, he's so happy
>>65155269Death undo got caleb back to 9hp
>>65155265I know right. Imagine having an opinion that retarded. Anon is lucky this is a anonymous message board.
my heart belongs to sam
>>65152967Well anon we might be taking Jack tonight.
>>65155258how can you say something so stunning and brave?
>>65155265It's almost like you don't know what lowkey means
How fitting, ded wizard dies to ded gaem WoW music.
No matter what happens this was more exciting than any of the previous episodes. It was fun watching with you all