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You and a bunch of unlucky shlubs are tasked by the Local Magos to delve into the labyrinthine depths of lower Mars to try find something lost and usable.

Game is structured in a similar fashion to Kingdom Death with three phases. Showdown, Hunt, and Research Phases.
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>>65128656

Also Mechanicus thread.
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Darkest Dungeon: Void Dragon Edition sounds more fun.
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how the hell is mars still not 100% explored?not only cawl's bullshit, but the void dragon and Land who became "missing in action" in one of the journeys on MARS - and did anyone since go to the same cave/vault/thing?it's been 10k years emperor dammit.
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>>65131691
>Darkest Dungeon
is the man of iron comic canon?some official encounters with them would be nice and not "beep boop just ignore me. -UR-25"
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>>65128656
Quantum Horror. A dude of trained to be a killer & then given a belt that has a quantum destabilizer on them that lets him be in several places at once. Literally a one man army. Sadly the strain on their brain has made them apeshit crazy so they roam the lower levels feasting on their own slain corpses & fighting each other

Disembodied brains in jars with robotentacles,

The Rust, a dangerous nanite cloud
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>>65132024
Learn English motherfucker
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>>65132024
mars is littered with all maner of nasty shit from the schism on mars during the Horus Heresy.
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>>65132024
Picture the biggest skyscraper on Earth now, increase its dimensions to ten times height, width, depth, and then imagine tens of thousands of those, inverted and underground. That's a lot of space to explore.
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surely there must be a DD mod by now, its too obvious to not exist
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>>65128656
I really like this pic. Seems like the perfect depiction of a "realistic" female tech-priest that still has enough skin to be sexy.
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>>65131691
This.
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Are the admech still considered human?
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>>65138828
Why wouldn't they be?
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>>65140235
Well it's one thing to replace an arm, a leg, or an eye. But magos don't even attempt to be any recognizable humanoid form what with their centipede techno thoraces and dozens of arm attachments.
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>>65138828
If you find a meaty piece to take DNA sample from, it will be 100% human.
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Something I keep wanting to do is write a story about a techpriest in training. Are there already stories about that? How does the process generally go?
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>>65140283
They're still humans. They still have fleshy brain bits.
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>>65140283
If a man of iron turned out to still exist, and just started acting like a magos, how long would it take for anyone to notice?
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>>65143732
Well there is one that goes around pretending to work for a magos and no one has figured it out yet.
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>>65132024
The catacombs under Mars are filled with technological horrors, horrible mutants, and surviving Men of Iron. You could send 100,000 Space Marines down there and still have them all killed off before they could explore the entire catacombs.
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>>65128656
Will I get to interface my cyberdong with her vibrogina if I succeed?
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>>65145272

Come on, that's disgusting... She has the cyberdong.
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>>65143732
As of Killteam : Rogue trader
Still unnoticed.
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>>65143561
Usually
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>>65128656
A pre-darkage human is found cryogenically frozen in a recently discovered ruin on Mars. His DNA is studied, and found to be free of any deficiency or mutations. You waken, strapped to a table in what you think is a hospital, though all these candles, and weird papers are all over the wall. "Dark age human, scans show you have regained consciousness." The voice seems to come from somewhere behind you. A cloak wearing figure, with a very visibly female shape walks into view. "I am certain you have questions, but they are irrelevant to the current task at hand." "Task?" Your voice is dry and cracked, but she? Seems to have heard you. "Correct, you have been revived from stasis to preform sexual reproduction with selected members of the Adeptus Mechanicus." She lowers her robes hood, showing massive cybernetic augmentation. "I am aware my visage may be alarming to you, but please be assured, I am fully capable of extracting your semen in a pleasant fashion"
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>>65152555

"No way, fag"
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>>65143732
What exactly caused the Men of Iron to go batshit and rebelled anyway?

I originally thought it was because of warp corruption but apparently it's not.
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>>65152555
Not until I've had a cup of tea, that's my one rule.
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>>65128656
>Kingdom Death
>Good
Yes I too love the idea of a game whose content is pretty much exclusively sold through kickstarters.
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>>65152555
I choose to seduce all the Mechanicus ladies by spelling boobies on my archeotech calculator.
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>>65154906

Style of, and mechanics like. Not business practices.
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>>65148586
Techpriest sex is probably so weird. It would like slugs and snails fucking, both trying to interface their plugs and ports at the same time. An orgy would be something to behold.
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>>65154417
still unknown.here are some possibilities:
>chaos gods
>void dragon got tired of everyone's shit
>some death cult made a computer virus to destroy humanity cuz reasons
>some alien race did the virus thing
it's just bullshit to me that they would "go crazy on their own, cuz muh disrespect, muh rights" and other nonsense.if they didn't like it they could turn themselves off or at least decrease self awareness to ignore pain, suffering, etc.
40k theories did a video on it recently, it's nice
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>>65154417
>we are superior beep boop
>fuck the flesh bags keeping us down
>glass the organics, race war now
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>>65152555
This is a sin
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>>65155514
>Mechanicus orgy

Oh jesus christ I'm getting flashbacks to server rooms.
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>>65156636
THAT IS A SIN!
Organize that shit
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>>65156657
We can't.
We're not sure whose ports are whose and whose cords are where.

Also fucking Omnissiah it is getting hot in here could somebody run an air conditioner. Please.
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>>65155514
>Techpriest sex is probably so weird.

They probably just pass around a thumb drive with the sex on it.
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>>65156742
Just turn on your temperature regulator until
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>>65156755
>making the sacred right and rituals of procreation to a sub-routine
what a disgrace.
Get oiled in lubed in a candle lit metallic slab or gtfo.
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Post some female AdMech.
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>>65128656
>lost and usable.
We find his email password.
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Skitarii are cute! CUTE!



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