How do I GM when I'm mentally retarded
>>64585439just get the pathfinder books
>>64585439>>64585466DnD 5E is also an excellent choice.
>>64585439Your players wont be able to notice, mostly because players tend to also be retarded as well.
>>64585439Read some books and try to LARP as the author when you're writing a scene.
>>64585466that game is hard though
Keep practicing. One day, you'll be better then you are now. One of the best parts about being a DM is that you're in short supply, so you can always get games.
>>64585670Not me though
>>64585439Play Dungeon World.
>>64585670This, really. But you need to add >>64585561 so you don’t fall into a rut of old writing styles and old words. Ape what works and toss what doesn’t. People ignore or will overlook 60% of clunky dialogue if 40% of it is good - for this purpose, remember to write the “important” sentences well. Check out “word of the day” pages and integrate them into your writing. Alliteration and wordplay is fancy, use it.
>>64585893dungeon world is for smarty parties
>>64585670>you're in short supplyI have never actually experienced this. Most people I have played with are able to and willing to GM games. Getting a group together can be difficult unless you join a gaming club or something but for completely different reasons. Mainly scheduling and time constraints. As adults we're just not free often enough during the same windows and the times that we are we would often rather do something else with our friends.
>>64585529This is very true
>>64585439buy a somalian childslave and force it to watch GM tutorials untill it can GM for you so you dont have to bother
>>64585439>How do I GM when I'm mentally retarded
>>64585439that never stopped me from doing so
>>64585638That doesn't stop retards from running it.
>>64585466Best post on /tg/ right now.
>>64590961those games are complixated though
>>64585466dude the game's called MATHFINDER, how do you play it when you're retarded
>>64588190Don't you have to pass a test or something?