Monument Edition>Unearthed Arcana: Sidekickshttps://media.wizards.com/2018/dnd/downloads/UA_Sidekicks.pdf>Where's the new UA?!?https://twitter.com/JeremyECrawford/status/1091056194423160833>5e Trovehttps://thetrove.net/Books/Dungeons%20&%20Dragons/D&D%205th%20Edition/>5etoolshttps://5e.tools/>Stable releaseshttps://get.5e.tools/>Resourceshttp://pastebin.com/X1TFNxckPrevious Thread: >>64574068How do they honor greatness in your setting?
My players did get statues. Except the party member who was murdering people. His statue was conspicuously missing.
THAT'S ITI'M BANNING CASTERSCASTERS GET OUT
>>64577866You know when you walk into a Dwarf hold and you see dozens of statues to Dwarfs that barely did anything in history but the Dwarfs talk about how great they are? That is the Americans, obsessed with people who where painfully mediocre.
Asking again from last threadWould a STR based psionic class work in 5e?How would you go about homebrewing a class like this, would it work as a monk subclass or would "musclemancer" have to be its own thing?
which one of you is this?
>>64577937Who honestly cares about this class? Its just going to be another Ranger, a class no one cares about.
The Virgin Forgotten Realms vs. The Chad Eberron>>64577937Pretty cringe desu
>>64577937it was you anon
>>64577937>Using twitter>EverKill yourself
>>64577953I care, I want to shoot my gun.
>>64578006>refluff crossbows into musskets>now you have gunthere you go champ
>>64577919BASED AND MONTANTEPILLLED
>>64578025>implying my DM will allow such a thingyou miss the point, you can ask your DM for literally anything, but if it's in an official book you have a great deal of leverage
Are there magical items that make casting spells and cantrips impossible if worn?
>>64577866Tell me a bit about the character you're playing /5eg/!>their class/level/race>their backstory/personality>any fun things that happened during a game
>>64578061There's a set of handcuffs in the DMG magic items that prevent teleporting and that kind of shit but I don't recall if there is anything to kill all casting.
>>64578090>but I don't recall if there is anything to kill all casting.cover the wizards mouth and bind his hands
>>64578061a gag and a pair of handcuffs
>>64578044Then ask if you can use the ones in the DMG, bam official book material.
>>64578044Hey moron, did you know there's already guns in the DMG AND laser guns. Holy shit!
>>64578125>listed as variant ruleYeah, good luck trying to get the hex rules used too.
>>64578064I would but /5eg/ will just greentext at me and no productive discussion would be had.
>>64578113>>64578117>Laughs in subtle spell
>>64578146It's not a variant rule, it's a statblock you dunce.
Is there anyway to make travelong rules more interesting?Or should I just use a better system?
>>64578160what useful spell are you going to cast without material components
>>64578061Armor the caster isn't proficient in.
>>64578150>caring about what fags in /5eg/ dodo it you coward
>>64578064>any fun things that happened during a game>Having fun in 5e
>>64578169They're listed under "Adventuring Options", the statblock is just information for making use of them.
>>64577953I want to be inappropriate with explosives.
>Players so dumb they can't even follow 5e rulesGuess it's back to dungeon world
>>64578237>TFW I can cast 20 fireballs without any restOkay I can kinda understand the use of this class now.
>>64578249based and narrative-pilled
>>64578044>>64578226Anon if you're asking for guns anyway what makes you think a homebrew gun is going to be better than the ones that already exist in the game?
>>64578064>Wild Magic Sorcerer, level 6, changeling pretending to be a human>Happy go lucky apprentice, left her small farm town to adventure after accidentally killing some townspeople. Wants to redeem herself by using her magic to help all the peoples of the world and become a great hero.>She befriended some mushroom man and with the help of the group saved his village from some mind controlling octopus.
>>64578169a statblock for a variant rule you imbecile
>>64578270>Martial ranged weaponShould be Simple DESU.
>>64578191The only one that ever matters when you're in binds, misty step
>>64578261It's just a reflavored rogue anon, we just had a whole debate about it in the last thread and I was enlightened
Why the hell are Bards full casters in 5e, anyway? They're supposed to be a jack-of-all-trades.
>>64578270>homebrewit's a magic gun in an official DND supplment, that hopefully can be modified as you gain levels in the classit's not some retarded thing hidden in an obscure section of the DMG next to rules for HORROR SCORES
>>64578342spellcasters with sufficient spell lists are jack of all trades
>>64578261>TFW I can cast 20 fireballs without any rest?
>>64578090>>64578117But it's for Tieflings as they are targeted by slavers of the !Barbary Coast, and no one wants a sex slave that can torch them to cinders
>>64578336Yup it's pretty much modified arcane trickster with spells decided for you
>>64578361explosives anon, explosives, why are you playing a pretend math game when you have a room temperature IQ?
>>64578261Yeah once per turn. At level 17, super useful that class feature.
>>64578342In 6e Bards will be an Arcane Half caster akin to the Divine's Ranger and Paladin screenshot this
>>64577866how good is esper genesis? I want a scifi game, but i dont really want to change a system. No system is as easy or elegant as 5e.
Running LMOP. Droop is now the party's housekeeper at Cragmaw castle, and when they get back to him from wave echo cave hes going to be a 3rd level druid. Its gonna be cool.
>>64577934Mystic can already do well with str.
>>64578415In 6e elves will be able to change gender at will and dwarves will be replaced by Kobolds as a core race.
>>64578344>an obscure section of the DMGDid you not read the whole thing?
>>64578356I think he means AD&D Bards which had>partial spellcasting>partial thief skills>partial THAC0 progressionTheir only weak spot was that they had to memorize spells and that took very fucking long if you played by the book
>>64578064>Level 5 College of Whispers Human Bard>Pretends to be an ol dotard grandma, but occasionally shows her mischievous side and her knowledge from her old life as a crime lord femme fatale>Recently critical failed a sleight of hands check to grab a key ring off a person, so she in response pratfalled to the ground, secretly popped out her Ersatz eye, and spooked the person unconscious.
>>64578191It's called a spell focus you ass.
>>64578491Good luck getting your hands on that and casting a spell while the barbarian is sitting right next to you, waiting to punch your puny jaw off of your wimpy skull if you try anything fishy
>>64578491It's called a tardigrade that can't read a conversation
>>64578202Okay then, I'll probably be recognized from having talked about my brew here before:>Class Armoured Hero (Homebrew)>LeveL2>RaceGreedalion (Homebrew)>BackstoryWas created by a lonely young Alchemist to be his assistant, was taught basic herbalism, alchemy, and mundane medicine. Given that the race is functionally ageless (but can still be killed like any other shmuck) and her creator was a human, he aged and she did not. Eventually, he came down with a terrible illness that had hit his village and on his death bed made her promise to use her knowledge to help anyone within her reach, to which she agreed. It took a generation, but she managed to find a cure to the illness that claimed her master; his generation and their children might not all make it, but their children's children would not have to worry about the illness. She spent a few hundred years of peace, watching people grow old, die, and be effectively replaced as her patients by their kids and grandkids, until one day the village was attacked and though she helped many escape, she and some others were captured and sent off to be sold as slaves, which is where the campaign picks up. She's a softspoken individual who dislikes seeing people in distress or pain and will offer aid to whoever she reasonably can. She's also somewhat uppity about healing magic and wants to prove that mundane healing is just as useful.>Any fun thingsManaged to nail a crit and roll max damage (1d6+3) on BOTH damage rolls against a fuck huge spider that the DM described in graphic detail as me hacking some of its legs off.We almost died to those spiders.DM is fucking insane, usually one of my players (my best roleplayer in my group), said "oh yeah you guys can play whatever and also if you want to play anything from the Monster Manual I'll make a statblock for it" so we have a half-elf (wood) druid with +2 WIS, a Nymph (I think?) bard, and myself with a 4th (another player from my group) joining this Saturday.
>>64578261With laughable damage compared to a fireball too!
>>64578462What does that have to do with anything? The fact of the matter is, you go to your DM and say "I WANT SHOOTY BANG BANG IT'S IN THE DMG" so he opens the DMG and looks for it in the index. Page 267. He turns to the page, and what does he see? On the page opposite he sees rules no one uses for horror campaigns, rules no one uses for healing, and on the same page as firearm rules, he sees rules no one uses for resting and rules no one uses for explosives. Then if he turns the page to see the stat blocks for firearms HE SEES FUCKING ALIEN TECHNOLOGY AND A STATBLOCK FOR ANTIMATTER RIFLES.Unless the DM already had firearms in mind when he started thinking about the campaign, there's no way in hell he is going to allow you to use firearms.
>>64578342Every time a Gishfag cries about the Bard being a full caster, a Celestial gains their wings
>>64578567You make it sound like your DM hasn't fucking read the DM Guide either.He should already fucking know about them, just say "hey can I use one of those muskets from the back of the DMG?"
>>64578610>reading the DM's guideIs this a meme? Only book need is red book
>tfw want to play 5e but don't want to use any spellsWhich of the two available class options should I go with boys?Don't forget, spells are for fuckin nerdsPic related, a wizard and his book of fairy shit
>>64578371A magical collar powered by fiat (say some evil mage recently created it if you need to) that makes the wearer incapable of spellcasting, easy. It comes in royal purple and has a little ring to attach a chain or lanyard toHere are a few subtle alterations you could feasibly perform on a tiefling to make them a better sex slave without going into full feeblemind/amputation territory:>blur their vision to make escape harder and make their life slightly more bearable if they're kept in places of squalor>a little bell hung up to their tail so that anyone can hear them coming from a good distance>removed fingernails and blunted teeth so you can do missionary without losing chunks of your face>use a 9th-level geas to make the tiefling imprint on their new owner + other mind altering spells
>>64578342They are. They only have 1 unique spell in their entire list
>>64578622What kind of plebians don't read the fucking books?You literally have one fucking job before you play D&D, read the book nigga.
>>64578541Should also note he literally just said "generate stats in any of the three main ways (rolling, point buy, array) and you can have starting gear or take the starting gold and buy your own". I'm pretty sure we all used point buy, and the Nymph player didn't buy a weapon and thus was forced to use Vicious Mockery for all of our fights and focus on using Bane and healing the party (Mainly me since I"m basically the closest thing to frontline we currently have) but the other two players still went down. Granted, we had fun and all, and the roleplaying parts were great, but goddamn combat is going to be painful if shit keeps going this way.>>64578633Fighter Battlemaster or Rogue Swashbuckler. Barbarian Bear Totem maybe if you want to tank.
>>64578641>tfw lore bards are better wizards than wizards
>>64578610Regardless of the memes, very few people read rulebooks of any kind front to back, they mostly focus on reading the sections that are pertinent to what they're doing. Perhaps, at one time, a person would have perused the DMG and saw they had rules for firearms, but the book first came out nearly 5 years ago.
>>64578633what this guy said>>64578648
What's a good character for a dragon-themed campaign? Dragon sorcerers need not apply.
>>64578690Dragonborn Bard or Kobold Rogue
>>64578690Kobold warlock invoking the power of tiamat
>>64578690Fiendlock sworn to Tiamat.
>>64578690Kobold cleric of tiamat or the boring gay kobold god
>>64578690a paladin sworn to a good aligned dragon seems neatmaybe they even have tamara as their deity of choice
Just started really getting into dnd with battle maps and holy shit are minis expensive.Is it worth just getting myself a 3D printer?
>>64578150>based>and>redpilledfuck this place desu
>>64578064>Male Half-Orc Fighter 3/Rogue 1>ex-kneebreaker of a Waterdeep slavery ring, fresh out of a prison break>speaks like a simpleton in common, but is actually a 14 INT bigbrain and speaks like a poet in Orc (there's another half-orc in the group and constantly flirting eloquently is fun). Is mostly interested in staying alive and well and finding his old boss>personality wise he is pragmatic, but civil, and never goes out of his way to trouble people for no reason
>>64578765Hexcuse me, but Tiamat is a fiend in this edition, not a deity.
>>64578775Honestly, just buy a brick of the pre painted shit, decent paint jobs and you get a lot for the money usually
>>64578270What I don't like abut this musket is that its max damage isn't much more than a heavy crossbow, a weapon that can get the feat that ignores the loading rule, allowing you to attack a lot more.I don't think the damage needs to be buffed for the weapon on its own, but a feat could make it viable. Something like sniper perhaps, but it should never ignore the loading property. Also who the fuck decided the range on that weapon? The average shot you SHOULD take with a muzzleloader is 50 yards, and with rifling you could reach out and touch 200.
>>64578804>crossbows are faster than muskets woah no way
>>64578775Use tokens. Like glue paper circles on top of pennies
>>64578799It's not like you have to be a cleric of a god dipshit
>>64577866So no UA today? They could have released something else...
>>64578802Is there an option besides boosters?I like undead campaigns with lots of fodder, and printing up 100 zombies just seems so much easier
How do the Land Druid circle spell lists stack up against one another? My gut instinct is to go with whichever one has the most non-Druid spells, but I think that would be Underdark but the Underdark is dumb.
>>64578840DMG only allows clerics of gods, cosmic ideas, or elements.
>>64578778I'm constantly checking the tab when I get a (you) to see what kind of edgy responses I've gotten only to find people agreeing with me, why is it /5eg/ can only agree that /5eg/ is shit?
>>64578849Like I said bricks, retail bricks. Basically a pack of multiple boosters with money shaved off. If you want something specific you're out of luck and need to look elsewhere though. But if you're just starting out it's decent value
>>64578829Who the fuck uses a crossbow.Seriously.If your group is 4 + GM, you're now basically 3 people fighting and one HEMA autist cranking a lever at the sidelines. While your party might not hate you, they don't feel any less functional or competent when you're away or dead.You and your crossbow are dead weight and the first to be thrown in the metaphorical fire for warmth when shit hits the fan. You'd do everyone a favor in combat by closing your mouth shut and drawing a fucking sword instead of being an attention-whoring ranged combatant
>>64578846>implying they have any time to release anything when they're busy trying to unfuck artificer
>>64578418Don't use a screwdriver to drive in a nail. If you want ci-fi, use something like Genesys.
>>64578902>Who the fuck uses a crossbow.Just about everyone because they were basically the most effective weapon ever made for a long ass time?>min maxing instead of trying to actually play a character and not just a bunch of numbers
>>64578829Yeah man, and that't not bad, but the musket should have a feat that makes it more useful. No reason that a weapon that can do the damage like pic related shouldn't do more overall when a fight happens.
>>64578856Each one does something different, which lets you basically customize your land druid to fit what your party needsCoast is good early but falls offGrassland is nice, Invisibility and HasteMountain is probably the best, Lightning Bolt is probably a casting Druid's best offensive option and Passwall and Wall of Stone are both great, though the dex save on enclosing someone with Wall of Stone is fucking stupid - how many other walls have the same rider?
>>64578858Hey anon, did you know you're able to ignore that, since it's effectively fluff
>>64578978hey check this out *cuts a guys head off with a longsword that does 1d8*
>>64578858Imagine being this level of no-fun(Also it's an explicit rule in basically every 5e book that whats right is what makes you happy, even if it's different from the book)
Rolled 11, 20, 12, 3, 7, 11 = 64 (6d20)thats nice realism and all but CZECH OUT MY DWARF GOOLOCK
>>64578978wow very impressive you faggot now subtract 1d6+10 meat points from your meat point total
>>64578978Muskets and pistols are perfectly fine. Good for rogues and others without extra attacks, bad for fighters and those with extra attacks.It's the perfect pike+shot rules.
>in our group the paladin is the pacifist while the cleric is the battle hungry maniacnani the fuck
>>64579011That would be a called shot with DM chiming in on possibility. >>64579034You bring up the most valid point, thank you for your attention to class balance. I can live with that.
>>64579025>not a hexbladeswing and a miss
>>64578690Look at the dragon god of death, Null. Underrated imo
>>64578061force him into heavy armouryou cannot cast any spell in armour your not proficient in, and heavy armour takes a fuck ton of time to remove
>>64579106>Curse plate>When you walk past it you need to have a dex or str save or the armour equips itself onto you>Taking it off is impossible without a way to remove the curse.good trap.
Rolled 11, 16, 8, 10, 3, 17 = 65 (6d20)This is my new character, /5eg/!
>>64579149>TFW no autistic Ork Bombshell sorc wife.
>I want to play D&d RIGHT NOW >Nearly 12FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>64579149my dick seems to be confused here
Rolled 15, 11, 16, 4, 1, 3 = 50 (6d20)>>64579149Here is your hireling for the day!
Rolled 15, 2, 11, 20, 1, 8 = 57 (6d20)>>64579149Yes yes, However
>>64579200Next year you'll be 13 and then you can play, anon!
>>64578981Good to hear. I'll consult with the rest of the group and see what would work best.
>>64579212>70IQ, Autistic, unable to speak well.>Strong and sturdyits me but a women!
>>64579212>They let the retarded girl pretend to be a guard.>Wooden sword so she does not hurt herself.CUTE!
>>64579215>20 fucking int>1 wisnice
>>64579225But anon I want to play now
>>64579330Then go play Neverwinter Nights, its DND for people with no friends.
>>64578638How much would such an enchantment cost? Just so I could put a ballpark figure on my not!twi'lek tieflings
How is sneak attack supposed to work? Or assassinate for that matter?I've got two rogue players and they are generally sneaking about or will try and attack enemies from behind while they're fighting another, but it feels like they're getting to use sneak attack/assassinate CONSTANTLY. Which basically makes me assume that I'm giving them advantage to hit far too often.
WHERE IS IT CRAWFORD WHERE IS IT CROWFORD WHERE IS IT CRAWFORD?
When was the last time throwing the rules out the window made for a better scene in your game?
>>64579370I do that every session, whenever a player corrects me I pin them in a mating press and cum inside of them, they learn not to question me.
>>64579353See th OP
>>64579350sneak attack is balanced around the rogue getting the damage every single round
>>64579343You don't play Neverwinter Nights with your friends, anon?
>>64579353He's busy commissioning tranny elf porn
>>64579353did people actually expect artificer or are ya'll just memaying
>>64579236>Happy with simple things, easy to fluster and takes my dick for hoursAlright, when do we marry?
How do I go about home brewing a class? How do you accurately play test it to find if it is Op or useless? Got any tips lads?
>>64579419I only play Neverwinter Nights to ERP and I cant do that with my friends.
>>64579435Don't besmirch the name of quality femboy porn
DND would be 5x better if the genders where combined, change my mind.
>>64579350Sneak Attack is a feature that can "effectively" be used each turn. Its intentionally designed that way . If you've got a Rogue working together with a teammate in melee or a Rogue who stealths constantly that will give them the sneak attack which is fine. The times when its not consistent is when disadvantage is applied or the Rogue does not have a way of Sneak Attacking that turn. So don't feel bad that they are sneak attacking pretty much each turn.>AssassinateThis on the other hand might be a little off. Assassinate only activates on the first turn of a fight and only affects those who have not acted yet or are surprised. Surprised is a condition that is not very easy to get without stealthing ahead and beating the foes in initiative, but the "Advantage against those who have not acted yet" part is much easier to trigger. Both effects regardless are during the first turn of combat only.What's the second Rogue's subclass? Inquisitive & Swashbuckler Rogues have features that give them new ways of scoring Sneak Attacks making them even more likely to perform them.
>>64579472Why not, anon? Don't your friends know what sorts of things you like?
>>64579461draw parallels from existing classes or just start with a subclass to an existing one
>>64579461start with 1. don't homebrew and go from thereI mean seriously you just want to homebrew because homebrew? like you don't have a fucking idea? you don't have something an existing class can already do in mind? I refer you to #1.
>>64578818>Limited Magical Immunity >Unless she wishes to be affected, Tiamat is immune to spells of 6th level or lower>allows her current favorite warlock to cast "hold monster" for some kinky goddess on mortal switched roles bdsm
>>64579499Who says they're not
>>64579348A Legendary spell scroll (9th level geas) goes for 50k GP or more, so let's say that your own Twi'lek fuckdoll costs 10k GP normally, 60k GP if you want them to come brainwashed to love you. It's kind of a high class thing (as personal sex slaves should be) unless you just rent them at a brothel for a while; everyone loves exotic hookers even in real life so paying to fuck a tiefling seems like a thing people would seek out.
Does anyone know the name for the area between a desert and a different type of biome?I'm looking for images deserts that look like sand dunes but aren't just a sea of dunes.
>>64579660It's a mesa, anon
>>64579660Ecotone I think, I might be retarded.
>>64579461Well, first you really want to have a concrete idea of a concept that does not already exist in the game. Then you want to make sure that concept is not just overtaken by a subclasses/subclasses, you want to have some open thematic and mechanical room to make something really good. Then you want to start making its flavor and progressively build out what mechanics does it work off of and its overall purpose in the game.Class building is not easy, its something that can take a very long time to get right and imo requires a sizable knowledge to the game's mechanics and other classes roles and themes. If you have those go for it, if you don't take some time and read up through all of the existing classes and subclasses before jumping in to class making.Oh and, don't give up. If your idea is something really unique, but it comes out OP you can balance it through playtesting (which could be testing in one-offs using it in campaigns, testing it with NPCs, several mock. battles, having multiple other people play test it, etc.).
>>64579625I meant with just the standard magic suppression collarBreaking them is half the funI like the blurred vision side affect though
>>64579660What about those mountains that look like big hats
>>64579694Isn't that just a type of plateau?
>>64578960It’s copypasta Anon-kun ~
>>64579461>Decide on Concept>Does it overshadow one of the existing classes or do what they do?>If no, continue. If yes,. just play that class.>Write up flavor, decide on abilities and when they get them, using the existing classes for a general framework depending on if it's a Caster or Martial as to when you get ASIs etc>Create subclasses>Focus on fulfilling the design goal while also being a fun class without being too frontloaded or backloaded.>Use Kobold Fight Club, run a whiteroom 1v1 combat for every subclass at every level 1-20. Compare to similar classes from the core game by doing the same with them. Drastically under-performs (Is curbstomped) means it needs to be improved (I'd recommend aiming for weak abilities and building them up), slightly worse or on-par with similar class(es) = balanced. Out-performs similar classes at what they do = too strong, reduce power.>Play each subclass 1-20 in an actual game, this is the most difficult part and will require friends willing to allow it>Adjust roleplaying-related or puzzle-related abilities accordingly, that's what the actual testing is for.>Take note of if you overshadow another player with a similar role in that role or not; if so, refer to the KFC notes on how to sort that out>????>ProfitYour ideal should be "fills a niche that is not done by other classes or requires stupid amounts of multiclassing to even do it in a shitty way". If you CAN multiclass to do something but it takes a massive dip to get the concept (6+ levels in a second class/ multiple multiclasses) then a brew might fulfill the concept better. Avoid GISHes at all costs.
>>64579738Oh, well it got me, I don't usually argue about ranged weapons cause I only play monks and barbarians
>>64578731You are precious anon, and you are loved
>>64579780>I only play monks and barbarians
>>64579791no hes not, hes gay and listed the bottom of the barrel suggestion
>>64578690 Devotion PaladinSAINT GEORGE SOME BITCHES
>>6457972410,000 fantasybucks seems fair, then, because these aren't just regular slaves but cute ones and well-groomed seems fair to meSome gay UN website says the average cost of a slave is $90 USD which is roughly the cost of 100 ounces of baguette in US dollars - you can do math that way for your economy too
>>64579817It's okay to be gay !
>>64579826>UN website says the average cost of a slave is $90 USDWhere do the UN get there slaves? That is fucking cheep.
>>64579752Oh neat thanks geography anon
I plan on using Warhammer's Sylvania instead of Barovia, so I made this map. Do you think this map hits the same notes?
>>64579868The plane to Myanmar or DR Congo and back is the expensive part.
>>64579855yeah but the second part isnt
>>64579868That price is probably part of an average obtained by going to Uganda or Djibouti or some other shithole and getting a slave by trading in 2 bags of wheat and an AKM
>>64579879>Soul marsh>Howling wood>Zombie Marsh>Grim wood>Next to grim moor.good god this is generic.
>>64579901i have no clue what this is. some sort of half orc half elf all mary?
>>64579817>He doesn't want to play a Kobold that wants to be a real dragon when he grows up>He'll never know the joy of developing a resistance of every one making fun of him being okay, as long as Tiamom believes in him>He'll never know the betrayal when the pseudodragon that he's been raising like a son betrays him for fucking Bahamut and grow to never trust again >He'll never go on a depression spiral and drinking bender because of his fake imaginary son letting go of his dreams and hopes they could leave the gutter behindI-I'm not crying, shut up.
>>64579868$90.00 or a Child Trafficking conviction, depending on how things go.
>>64579919Me neither anon, but I'm phoneposting and mobile browsers are autistic and won't let me post without an image so I an scraping the barrel
>>64579748>>64579717>>64579461>https://www.reddit.com/r/UnearthedArcana/comments/73sfp1/class_design_101_a_fundamental_guide_to_5th/This can also help.
>>64579910Did you miss the >Warhammer part?
>>64578064>Fighter (Brute)/12/Half-elf>Left home at 16 to join the military and later a mercenary company, seeking fame and fortune. Stayed in the military life for 15 years, losing his old mentor and more than a dozen friends during his tours. Came home years later and, a week into his visit, his home was attacked by a horde of demons. His father was killed, his mother was kidnapped, and his ancestral home was destroyed. He's been on a quest for revenge ever since. He used to be quite a glory-hound and an absolute lad, but ever since his quest began he's been quick to anger and spiteful.>At one point on a drunken dare he punched through a pile of bricks after being dropped from several stories above it, said punch was part of the superhero landing he was doing.
>>64579440I have and did fucknose, it's not like the PHB is particularly detailed or clear on its explanations of combined rules until you've memorized it back-to-front and caught every single crucial rule that was explained in a non-descript paragraph in a single sentence that you absolutely gloss over the first 5 goddamn times you read it.>>64579502Okay, that makes me less concerned then. Assassinate has only been able to been used appropriate but it's been much more of a "It feels like you guys are slapping out way too much damage but I can't think of why you wouldn't have advantage here?"If it's pretty standard for rogues to be getting sneak attack super frequently then I'm not as confused, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't interpreting how advantage was meant to work.
>>64578804Ive homebrewed crossbow expert for firearms. If you are spending the time plus the heaps of money to pay for renaissance firearms you might as well get to use them as more powerful but extremely loud crossbow.Power: firearm > crossbowStealth: crossbow > firearm
>>64579957>the only thing i care about warhammer is wanting to make an estalia/lizardman central/south american themed armyfeels bad man
>>64580004I plan on remapping the entire world of Warhammer fantasy and I'm stupid excited for when my players sail to the new world for gold.
>>64579694An entire mesa made of antimagical rock was the last big side quest. And honestly it went on too fucking long.
>>64579717>>64579748>>64579956Thanks for the advice I'll get on it asap! Will probably post what ever first draft I come up with in a while. Tempted to do the mechanical stuff now because the rest will be easier I think, or would that be a terrible idea?
Anyone got any advice on making a friendly/rival adventuring party for your players? I want them to get stronger at the same pace as the players so I was thinking I'd just make character sheets for them and level them up accordingly. Is this a bad idea?
>>64578986>only bringing one weapon
>>64580090People will cut it apart here, but don't be too discouraged. But it wouldn't hurt to run by the mechanical aspects of it before you end up writing fluff for mechanics that wouldn't be reasonable to support.
>>64580110Yo what program is that. Looks hype brother.
>40 minutes to COBI hope they at least give a "lel we'll do it next week" tweet.
A player wants to use this Oath. I think it's too strong. Am I being stupid? I just feel like so many options to reduce damage and reposition makes it too good, even if it's designed as a joke Oath.
>>64580090Stick to your concept and it'll be okay, but at least have some flavor and origin to work off of. Best of luckSo help me if this is a Jojo's class! I'll be really exited! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efCAhjChw2E&ab_channel=Don%27tStopThinking
>>64578690PAM Pally or Slayer Ranger
>>64580106I would ask yourself: what am I trying to accomplish with this rival party? Will my party want to murder these other adventurers?
>>64580194Why does him being a complete shill still sit ok with me?
>>64580150>Call to ArmsFine, it's actually a rather weak Channel Divinity actually>Share the BurdenToo strong; this is the Crown paladin's level 7 feature except you teleport and reduce the damage done to you. The halved damage is strong both because it scales and also because it's halved and it's not "you gain resistance;" this means it stacks with damage resistance.>Aura of FraternityWay too strong. If you change the reduction to a something closer to Ancestral Barbarian's aura that would work a bit better>Level 15/20Doesn't matter, you won't get there. True Wingman's effect lasts a bit too long.
>>64579826Using the conversion rate of 1 Imperial galactic credit to USD is 1 IGC = .62 USDAnd that 50 gp is 16 ounces of gold, or a pound of goldA pound of gold goes for about 21072 dollarsSo a gp is around 421.44 usdIn STAR WARS, a class 1 slave, (entertainment slave) can go between 14000 to 30000 galactic creditsSo on the low end. 14000 -> 8680usd -> 21gpOn the high end. 30000 -> 18600usd -> 44gpSo a tiefling gladiator/dancer/concubine would run you somewhere In between 21-44 gp, but that still leaves out the cost of the anti magic collar
and here are my awakened rats, DM
>>64580232I think that it is self aware shillingLike him advertising the site when a hiccup on the site's code delays their game
>>64580232He's self-aware. He's also naturally charismatic which makes it harder to hate him.
>>64580259Sounds reasonable enough. Makes sense the magic-nullifying collar would be the big chunk of costSo maybe 10,000 gp for the slave, flat, but this one comes trained and groomed and comes with an anti-frying-your-owner collar?
Why do no groups ever want to play a cozy, human only, classic party and adventure?Fighter, (Evocation) Wizard, Cleric, Rogue only
>>64580201They're going to be recurring allies to the players in their descent into undermountain. They've already been established on good terms and they've fought alongside the leader in the past.
>>64580232He's just so good at it
>>64580150I know you got that from Reddit. Nah, it's fine, since you probably won't make it past 10th level anyway. It's great for support. If it's too OP, then homebrew an enemy to block it ore use enemy strategy to nullify the usefulness.
>>64580348Because D&D is no longer the realm of boomers but of numales with no sense of characterization beyond a [race] [class] [level] """character"""
>>64580028from the little i know of over there, sounds like it would be p. neat to play through
>>64580343So, minus the cost of the slave and the time spent training and grooming slave, that would leave the price of...say...7500gp?
>>64580150Just tell him to play crown Paladin, let him screw with Oath spells if he wants
>>64580348the four classic classes are barbarian, dwarf, elf, and wizard
>>64580368He did and I don't really care where he got it. I just mostly agree with >>64580238 on it.
>>64580381Sounds about right to me anon, I doubt your players will want to manufacture these or anything>tfw no tiefling slave to break until she loves human dick
What subclasses are they?
>>64580349So you've already got these characters created?Well, sure, I'd go ahead and make them like normal PCs, perhaps a bit weaker than the regular party.
>>64580443>Slut Human Sorcerer>Slut Elf Ranger>Slut Human Barbarianstart homebrewin
>>64580443The thicc ones
>>64580392Wasn't inferring classic DnD, just classic fantasy
>>64580457This way lies DMPCSeriously why would you encourage this shit?
>>64579419if you have friends that you can organise playing something with why would you play imitation DnD over the real thing?
>>64580488Guest party members are fun and you can't disprove that
>>64580430It just be for world buildingThe larger the tiefling harem, the more wealthy the individual
>>64580348I would so do this. Can I play a tiefling though?
>>64580488If they're lower powered than the PCs and used sparingly, I think it's fine.
>>64580501You want a bigger party, there's a UA for that. Making a whole 2nd party controlled by the DM and created as PCs? Fucking no. Hard pass.
>>64580478Anytime between now and the end of time. Probably closer to the latter considering how often they delay it
>>64580498It's fun playing video games with friends, though.
>>64580535Never ok. Never no exceptions
>>64580547>implying they're permanent fixtures and not just there to help you trash some enemkes out of your league with extra numbers then fuck off to do their own thingAlso, what UA? fuckin' sidekicks?
>>64580570Even as a guide that gets killed early on?
>>64580558So by 2020 just before trump gets reelected for sure then?
>>64580574Spoken like a DMPC fag.>she'll just heal a little just to help them
>>64577919Hmmf! *Misty steps out*
>>64579991wait just to confirm, you don't think sneak attack gives advantage do you? you keep talking about them having advantage very often, maybe tell us the situations you're giving it and we can tell you if you should be
>>64580585If you make a PC guide, not okay. NPC with some personality? Knock yourself out. The second you think about having a character sheet is not okay.
>>64580106if they're likely to end up fighting the PCs don't make them PCs themselves; PVP is an unbalanced clusterfuck and a few surprisingly good rolls or an initiative weighted in favor of one group or the other can swing the combat massively. in al likelihood it'll last like 2 rounds and the players will either be unsatisfied or complaining that you completely fucked them
>>64578645I only read the players handbook when I was a player. Gave the GM more power to surprise me when I legitimately didn't know what magic items existed
>>64580622what the fuck does pokemon have to do with your shitty rp
>>64578342Because they shoved almost all of the 3e bard's skill set into the spell list; what's left of songs and inspiration is basically how it was in 2e>>64578356>t. wizardYour lack of actual skill at anything means your crutch spells won't save you from a perception or insight check>>64578579But swords bard is a better gish than bladesinger>>64578470Spell memorization as a bard was pretty quick compared to a wizard but it's true that at level 10 you still needed 3 hours (and 10 minutes) to reset all your spell slots. It was also a thing that if you didn't use them they were still memorized and the 2e bard, esp with a good kit, didn't actually need to rely on them even though blur and sleep could be hella nice.
Stat her /5eg/
Rolled 6, 3, 2, 4, 2, 1, 1, 2, 4, 2, 6, 1, 6, 3, 2, 5, 2, 2, 4, 1, 3, 4, 5, 2 = 73 (24d6)Rolling for my next character. Hoping I can use this art for it.
>I exclusively use Character Sheets to build all of my NPC's
>>64580330>He's naturally charismatic
>>64580676>Party fights someone their own stature>WAAAAHHH DM THAT FELT LIKE A 50/50 gamblefucking martials, do they not realize how shitty their characters truly are? If I add 10 hit points and +1d6 damage to a character you suddenly become unable to kill them? This is why I run caster only games, it takes actual EFFORT to outsmart the party.
Actually thinking of 2e prep times for casters, I unironically miss the fact that slot use was meant to be tactical rather than give you the option to blast the whole book at once. I feel like spell points with slow regen (like 2e PSPs) might be a good way to represent it.It was actually Vancian.
>>64580765>Implying he isn't
>>64580764I don't get this, maybe for just one or two important allies, but everything else has a stat block or one that can be refluffed
>>64580750>13 5 12 14 8 12At least my con is positive.
>>64580746I'm unfamiliar with this character but children are typically very weak with low stats
>Get a magic ring this session>Looking forward to finding out what it does>Take it to a shop to find out what it does>"Ring of Fire detection, range touch, Detects if fire is present"My DM is a dick.
>>64580739Oh yeah I think it was M-U/Illusionist spells that took really long then. I kind of miss the old bard, the 5e one is also a jack of all trades in a way that feels cheesy and powergamey rather than "well-rounded fantasy hero"
>>64580772if your wizard only autist party goes up against a wizard only party of the same level and initiative favors the enemies your PCs will be fucked before the round is over
>>64580746Human, 14+1/10+1/15+1/8+1/12+1/13+1, Champion Fighter.
NOT COMING IN FEBRUARY HAHAHAHATHE SNOW IS BLOCKING THEIR COMPUTERS
>>64580782There should be a hard cap on how many times you can memorize spells. "The mind cannot take more than one session of memorization every 24 hours" improves the fluff of arcane casters as something outlandy and strange rather than "mundane man but with magic". I also like to let players describe minor cosmetics related to the spells they have memorized: our sorceress knows a bunch of wind spells so her hair is constantly flowing even though there is no wind and the male wizard literally fumes out of his ears when mad
>>64580825You'll be singing his praises when in the next dungeon you encounter all that invisible fire.
>Last session our party of lvl 3 Aasimar monk, dragonborn sorcerer and human cleric got our asses whooped by That DM's precious BBEG despite dealing lots of damage (over 100hp)>Spare and throw us in an underdark prison and strip us of our gear>Guess we're supposed to beat that baddie at the end or something. Players let it go >Forced to work in the mines. We take 3 days to scout the area and plan how to escape>3rd day comes and we managed to start our break out along with other prisoners>Get confronted by BBEG's little brother>Has a magical axe that grants him elemental powers on top of his already impressive strength. Chops thru the extra prisoners while pursuing us>Seems to dodge most of our attacks and the ones that hit he's resistant to>Managed to blind him by casting light on his helmet and start running>He has a pet worm that we barely get past and are forced to head higher into the mountain we are trapped>Sorcerer stays behind to give us a chance to escape (player wanted to switch up characters and decided to kill himself)>Doesn't even get a shot off before he's chopped in half by lil bro>Sneaking suspicion we're not allowed to kill this guy either Cont.
>>64580866>People care about this low effort shit.
>>64580827They all took about the same time, it's just that a MU/wizard usually had more spell slots at the same XP tier.And I loved the 2e bard as a kid (all or mostly rogue parties were the best)
>>64580798he's one of the most annoying people i've ever had to endure for the sake of a show - astonishingly not the most annoying person at the table though
>>64580879Surely my finger will detect it before the ring will.
>>64580880>The DM describes how lil bro continues his pursuit of us. Laughing maniacly telling us he would kill us for challenging him and he would not stop for anything>Get further up and find ourselves at a opening leading to a steep drop. Also overlooks the keep that we were being held in earlier>I announce out loud that I will hide above the cliff opening and that the cleric would act as bait to trick lil bro into getting knocked down the cliff>DM seems flabbergasted/annoyed that we might trick his precious monster into a cheap death>We wait 15 minutes and Lil bro never shows>We spot him at the keep and somehow hear him taunting us to come out>Tell the DM we use this opportunity to take a short rest and he visibly gets annoyed>End the session with us planning on sneaking back into the keep to grab our gear. DM laughs and tells us we might run into lil bro againSo /tg/ my question is: how should I go about building an Arcane Archer? I would like an interesting build for my next character next session
>>64580921Put it on a stick and poke everywhere.
>>64580899Oh man don't even get me started, first party I ever played in was 3 rogues, a fighter (me) and a cleric. I still remember perfectly me as a skinny 14yo among the groggiest grogs ever (I don't think a single one of them was under 40, god bless their souls).I was scared shitless of the DM, feels so weird to think of that now that I'm foreverDM
>>64578064>>64578064Level 4 Human White Male Swashbuckler
>Resilient: Charisma for Barbarian to avoid getting Banished / Plane-Shiftedthoughts?
>>64580979Situational at best unless your DM is plane shift-happy. Dex or Wis is more valuable overall.
>>64580799>>64580764I do this for anyone the party interacts with more than two or three times so I can start keeping notes on the sheet about what they've talked about and what they've done or whatever. Makes it a lot easier to make the character feel persistent when I record everything he's done rather than just keeping a stat block with a name
>>64579817>Not wanting to invoke the power of dragon mom to hurt all her enemies and do all her bidding.
>>64580825>He doesn't know about all those ifriit assassins
>>64580866it might be earlier than next month but this excuse is so disappointing.
what magical realms are distracting you at your table?
Just hit level 8 as an ancients paladin, but due to plot hooks I'm beginning to doubt my relationship with my patron diety. It seems he hates me for losing his daughter when I had nothing to do with it. As a result, I've been thinking about multiclassing. Is now a good time to pick up some fighter levels? Due to unrelated plot events I've befriended a unicorn, so I could consider talking a level in celestial warlock as a different option. Please advise.
>>64580979Wisdom is much more worthwhile if you want to avoid controlling spells. Wisdom has ~50 saves, charisma has 16
>>64580443Necromancy Wizard, Hunter Ranger, Frenzy BarbarianThe lads are Evocation Wizard, Champion Fighter, Battlerager Barbarian
>>64580570No justification means no argument, faggot.
>>64581132I have a fetish for people not paying attention to the game, or knowing how their class works, or knowing the basic rules, or paying attention during combat if its not their turn so we have to reexplain everything that happened every 15 seconds over and over again.
>>64581132I'm playing a sado-masochist half-drow warlock gril. It's great.
>>64581173Sounds less like a fetish and more Stockholm Syndrome, but you do you man.
>>64581111Honestly as far as excuses go that's fine. It's better than "tee hee our gnomes are working their hardest on the printing presses uwu here's a page of random duergar background tables"
>>64581132Our female wizard got critted for precisely 1 HP beneath her instakill treshold, and recently got a machine arm installed by a gnome. It is I who nuts to thatMy rogue also took in a younger, rookie pickpocket in as a sidekick and the picture the DM uses for her makes me want to fucking RAPE her, is this how you get into ERP?
>>64581132I'm a shortstack fag and I've managed to find myself commanding the respect and adoration of both a tribe of goblins AND a tribe of kobolds
Thoughts on this homebrew?
>>64581132I jerk it whenever my paladin acts righteous
I mean I really don't understand what's more comfy than a human-only Fighter/Wiz/Rogue/Cleric party
How often is the Trove updated for 3rd party stuff?
How easy is it to get advantage for ranged attacks? Can you do it consistently?
>>64581260A hobbit-only Fighter/Magic User/Thief/Cleric party.
>>64580924>So /tg/ my question is: how should I go about building an Arcane Archer?Step one would be find a new table
>fighter just attacks>need to dedicate an entire archetype just so you can have different types of attacks, like the amazing "you hit them and they fall down" or "you hit them and they get knocked back">can't use spell scrolls, they're literally only for casters who already have the spells but don't want to burn their spell slotsWhy does Crawford hate martials?
>>64581132I have a daddying fetish and my current group very much needs a parent. All of them built characters that are completely socially inept. Except for me as a paladin.
>>64581288Depends on what you play. Gloomstalker and Rogue can. Goblins and Kobolds also can. Warlock can give you the darkness+devilsight shit
>>64581288Get crossbow expert and run into melee range when your party knocks someone down.A lesser man might ask why you aren't just using a melee weapon, but not you.
>>64581142paladins dont actually need gods/patrons, but given its RP reasons, i would heavily suggest celestial lock. its an okay multiclass, gives you more healing and some ranged, and lets you pick up a form of semi renewable smites, but considering unicorns are forest celestials, you could completely eschew your god, lean into the unicorn, and still be full ancient, only now also celestial
>>64580924You don't really, the archetype is pretty gypped, and considering how much of an asshole your DM is I doubt they'd listen to any potential buffs it could use.
>>64581332>guy runs revised ranger>advantage on Initiative>advantage against anything that has not acted in initiative order>alright [PC] you're up>uh, I holdEVERY FUCKING TIME
>>64581327>not playing a DILF paladin
>>64581288>how do I abuse elven accuracy, guys?rogue 2 lets you hide as a bonus action. if you can't figure it out after that, it's on you.
CRAWFORD you SLIMEFUCK you
>>64581439What did he do this time?
>>64581433Actually, I was just wanting to do a crossbow rogue but I'm a dumb fuck. So I assume I just find a corner, some boxes, tree, rock, so on and just snipe people from there? Shoot then hide, over and over forever?
>>64581439That's basically all a martial is, a slime. You move, you attack, occasionally you grapple someone to really spice things up.
>>64581132recently made a npc who is a super powerful wizard woman that flirts with the men of the party. also the fighter has a wife in his hometown and i get off imagine being railed as his elf wife by him.
I ACCIDENTALLY BIT MY SD CARDAAAAAAA
>>64581509Fair>>64581515How the fuck?
>>64581515Why would you do that, anon? Seems like something that's rather unlikely to happen by pure happenstance.
>>64580866...Alright, seriously, FUCK Mearls and his shitty little excuse for a team! Making up shit for this game is literally their fucking job, and they can't even be bothered to do it! 5e's supposed to be the simplest edition yet to homebrew stuff for, yet they can barely pump out ONE shitty little Unearthed Arcana per month that the fanbase will do all the hard work of playtesting for them, yet the 4e team pumped out monthly issues of Dragon and Dungeon, both of which would be full of decently balanced crunch and interesting fluff?!I want to go back to 4e.
>>64581515What does this have to do with DnD?
>>64581515>SD CARDIs it 2007 wtf?
>>64581515how do you even
>>64581467Yeah, or hide then shoot if you want to be exposed when it's not your turn for whatever reason. Just don't expect Skyrim Stealth where you crouch in an open room and Are In Stealth Now.Ask your DM what's in the room and what you could hide behind, generally there's at least something you can abuse LOS with.
>>64581192>tee hee>gnomesANON! NO!!
>>64581542Less content is better than more content anon that's just math
>>64581542Same, but we can never go back because M*rtials had options.
>>64581550Yeah. I just need something to get tucked into so they can't tell when I'm going to shoot next. Alright, thanks.
>>64580866>Snow days are affecting the exact release dateHow? We have...computers?
>>64577866My PCs fucked up my plans>be me, DM>3 players>make 9 preset lvl 5 characters to choose from since theyre new>party picks Bard, Paladin and Warlock>plan for them to fight other 6 in 2 groups of 3>kill one group>investigate murder and town damage>encounter massive owlbear>other team hunting it>PCs light forest fire by accident>both teams end up working together to kill it>fuck it, chuck another owlbear at them>party immediately slaughters NPCs>but why.gif>still kill both owlbears>get double quest reward because of a contractIt gets much worse, this was mostly fine but an unexpected monetary boost fucked up my plan for their next quest
>>64581542>>64581566>tfw every tierlist for 4e has Fighter, Rogue and Warlord as the really powerful top tier classes, with Ranger, Monk and Paladin right behindI WANNA GO BACK
>>64581560TEE HEE MACARO-
>>64581243Why does it start at 1d4 damage for a spell slot when Paladins start at 1d8?
>>64581605But anon, paladins are really good in 5e.
>>64581580Snow knocked out the internet again. They have nothing but Netflix now.
>>64581580Can't connect to the work server from home maybe.
>>64581388ThisBe the bara daddy of everyone in the party
>>64578579>How to make Gishfags happy>Make a Sorcerer Origin with Extra Attack and/or Battle Magic but for Sorcerers>Make More Blade Cantrips>Give them Light & Medium armor, and Shields. >Give them two or three weapons proficiencies or give them a POB/Eldrtich Knight Weapon bond feature that gives them proficiency in one weapon at a time.>Weapon as spellcasting Focus for Sorcerer spellsDone. You got full casting, probably a ton of features related to tying your innate magic with your weapon so it could be used as a focus for your sorcerer spells, weapon enchantments, and even armor with extra attack. Basically taking the Sword Bard or Valor Bard and making it Sorcerer flavored.
Ahem~ FUCK MARISHA
>>64581566>>64581605We need a 4e general to talk about/pick apart the stuff from Dragon & Dungeon Magazine. I want to know if the glaive "subclass" for Runepriests or the Luckbender Sorcerer are any good...
>>64581635Anon, there's already Bladesinger...
>>64581635Isn't there a screencap somewhere that has a complete list of all gishy character options?
>>64581635>extra attack with retaining armor and retaining full offensive castingsdrop dead. Paladin is already cancer enough without alignment restrictions for when you step out of line
>>64581648in front of her cuck husband
>>64581648Matt I know you're open to that kinda thing but there has to be a better place to look.
>>64581658Honestly? If they'd convert more of the Swordmage spells from 4e and reprint the Bladesinger without that stupid "elves only" rule, people would be happier with it.
>>64581648No way, anon, I'm married.
>>64581652I've seen one happen intermittently, but it dies pretty fast.
>>64581635Yeah but no one looking to play a gish is going to want to play a fucking Sorcerer
Is there a way to make necro wizard work? Can you be fine with like two skeletons traveling with you so you don't have to roll for a whole party of summons yourself?
>>64581690>it's another "who cares that all the classes have to be specialized I want to beat face, pick locks, sneak attack and cast fireball in full armor" poster
>>64578775the board games are cheaper way of getting bulk minis (granted they are unpainted) with a general theme. 45-65 dollars gets you 40 minis
>>64581658Yes as is there a Valor Bard, Sword Bard, Cleric, and dozens of others. All this is, is just a Sorcerer. Hell it could be Stone Sorcerer or something.>>64581664Yes and its great!>>64581665Boy, you know the Bladesinger, Valor Bard, and Sword Bard are full casters with armor? Have you been under a rock?>>64581686Who told you that? Metamagic is prime choice for a Gish.
>>64581715>gishfags don't care about locks, sneak attack, or full armor>but I'll say they doWELL DONE SHITPOSTERHOWEVER
Artificer Update from WotC's D&D Facebook page. Can't figure the embedded link for the life of me."Keep your eyes peeled in the coming Mondays for February’s Unearthed Arcana: the Artificer.Snow days are affecting the exact release date but our bards will sing it from the mountain tops as soon as it’s ready."
>>64581749Also on twitter friend.>>64580866
>>64581731>Valor Bard, and Sword Bard are full casters with armor?Isn't the Bard spell list kind of sparse without all the extra spells you can get from a Lore Bard?
>>64581709I mean, you can yes. You're still a Wizard, even if you're holding yourself back a bit you'll still be perfectly functional.
>>64581731>you know the Bladesinger, Valor Bard, and Sword Bard are full casters with armor?Yeah and I ban these subclasses and multiclass. Players should know better than to step on each others' toes with their characters' functions
>>64580866>>64581749>January had no UA for this>they still haven't finished itHow the hell
How do werecrocodiles turn other humans? I can't find anything online, is it just the same as a werewolf biting/clawing a human?
>>64581767Well, double confirmation then. Gonna be an annoying couple of weeks.
>>64581792>couple of weeks>he thinks they're going to release it in Februaryhahahah
>>64581784In office disagreements over the execution?
>>64581709Work with your DM about getting one or two powerful minions to do your bidding rather than a whole army of slingers/archers. The party usually appreciates the extra meat shields and it doesnt slow combat down too much.
>>64581792Crawford just confirmed it would be the last Monday as well
>>64581784snow days :^)can't do any work if they can't physically rub each other's bodies
>>64581770Lore gives you only two bonus spells before level 14. The bard spell list is okay, but could do with shit like blur, mirror image, misty step or enchanted weapon.Two extra known spells is also not that big a difference
>>64581784Can't spin around in your chair with twizzlers in your mouth if you can't make it to work in your front-wheel drive 2010 toyota prius.
>all this wait for the artificer and it's still going to be terribleI can't understand how they managed to get right some of the classes for 5e. Was it pure luck? Satanic rituals?
>>64581770And Sorcerer's only learn 15 spells through 20 levels of play and Bards get 22 spells AND can steal 6 spells from other classes spell list to make up for their sparse spell list.I would honestly say Bards have a much stronger casting than Sorcerers do, sorcerer's have metamagic in an attempt to make up for it.
I have a town in my game where every NPC is named after a Country Music SingerWhat are some small details you put in your game you know your players will never notice?
>>64581878You can tell which parts of the 5e designs are good from what they've lifted off of 4e.
>>64581906I name a ton of my NPCs after generals and commanders from nations around the world
>>64581936>page 6>381 postscome on boy
>>64580265Do you want to help me with my Rat Folk homebrew race? It's a mess and needs work.
>>64581959Generally, it's considered rather gauche to post a new thread before page eight.
>>64581243Move Arcane Detonation out of second level and put it somewhere other than first level. Move Fighting Style up to level 2 and replace them all with any 4 from the PHB. Maybe I didn't read close enough but I didn't see a benefit to rolling for an affliction when you can choose it, and if there isn't one then why is it even an option?
>>64581978What do you have, anon?
>>64581593>my plans>be me, DM
>>64581906The two major NPCs my players are going to interact with are the Hugh Laurie/Stephen Fry incarnations of Jeeves and Wooster, and they are NEVER going to get it
>>64581635>Bonus Proficiencies>At 1st level, you gain proficiency with shields, light armor, and medium armor.>Metal Attunement>At 1st level, you learn a ritual that creates a magical bond between yourself and one metal weapon. You perform the ritual over the course of 1 hour, which can be done during a short rest. The weapon must be within your reach throughout the ritual, at the conclusion of which you touch the weapon and forge the bond.>Once you have bonded a weapon to yourself, you are proficient in it and can use it as a spellcasting focus for your Sorcerer spells. If it is on the same plane of existence, you can summon that weapon as a bonus action on your turn, causing it to teleport instantly to your hand.>If you attempt to bond with a second weapon, you must break the bond with the first one.>Extra Attack >Starting at 6th level, you can attack twice, instead of once, whenever you take the Attack action on your turn.>Battle Magic>At 14th level, when you use your action to a cast a sorcerer spell, you can make one weapon attack as a bonus action.>LEVEL 18 FEATURE>Not sure what would be a cool capstoneBam, 80% done. You could probably even give them an expanded spell list like the regular Stone Sorcerer or a free spell like Divine Soul & Shadow Sorcerer if you were so inclined. Capstone could be something powerful: Tenser's Transformation, but without spellcasting restriction maybe? High Sorcery point cost for it.
Party long rested in Leomund’s Hut while a Green Fey civil war ocurred in a massive hedge maze controlled by an archdryad. They burnst through all their spells way too fast and figured they could’t kill any “bosses” in their state. Long story short, the fungal usurper swallowed the archdryad and is currently corrupting the Mother Oak that holds the maze’s, and majority of Green Fey’s power. So now the hedge is exhuding poisonous gas, spore zombies and shambling blights roam the corridors, and they burnt through all their spells again.They’re level 7 now and still don’t practice good stealth or scoutimg practices, they constantly run ahead of each other and get in over their heads. I think there’s a TPK on the horizon for them if not a one or two surviving in their party of 7.Is this a decent lesson in “the Hut doesn’t always help” and will this help them work together more? Multiple party members have texted me, annoyed as hell, about how the team acts individually to much. None of them subscribe to anyone being the “leader” of the group per say and I think it’s really hurting them now that our combat is getting harder.
>>64582112Its no different from a Valor or Sword Bard anon.
>>64582006An absolute trainwreck. Here's the homework, it's balanced to the Musicus magic "6" score.in general:>Ratfolk>+2 Dex>small, but movement at 30ft>Dark Vision>Quick Healing - when you roll Hit Dice, you can reroll 1s but you have to keep the reroll>Climb Speed 30>Adv on Perception involving smell>has to eat as much as a medium creature each day>Pack Rat>+1 Int>Powerful Build (push/carry capacity as if Medium)>Skill Proficiency Arcana>Tinker, but with some (most likely) bullshit trinkets (for auto-sear keep in mind heavy crossbows are at disadvantage for ratfolk)>Sewer Rat>+1 Con>Swim Speed 30 ft>Poison Resilience>Superior Darkvision>Fancy Rat>Additional Language of choice>You can take the Help action as a bonus actionIt need definite work, both in balance and how to fit with the theming, it feels both overpowered and underwhelming at the same time
>>64582271Here's the spreadsheet and notes, if it makes any sense
>>64582089This isn't bad anon, keep it up.
>>64581914>page 6retarded and paizo
>>64582327There is literally nothing wrong with Pathfinder.
>>64582089>Metallic Warrior>Starting at 18th level, you learn the Tenser's Transformation spell, which doesn't count against your number of sorcerer spells known. In addition, you can cast it by spending 7 sorcery points or by expending a spell slot. If you cast it with sorcery points, you are able to cast spells while under the effect and you can change the extra damage granted from the spell to acid, cold, fire, lightning, thunder, poison, necrotic, or radiant instead of force (no action required by you).There's your capstone.
>>64582384It attempted to remedy the trap-filled approach of 3.5 by greatly increasing the number of feats characters get, but in turn increased the number of feat trees, forcing players to to take options that are both mechanically weak and thematically uninteresting in order to get strong feats and still leaving little room for interesting ones.
>>64582271What's the theme you're going for, anon? As far as balance goes, they're ridiculously mobile (better climbers than tabaxi, better runners than every other small race, and equally skilled swimmers as tritons in the case of sewer rats), fancy rats are basically better kobolds, pack rats are less resilient rock gnomes that can get autocrossbows without burning a feat, and sewer rats are essentially stout hobbits with less courage, luck, and sneakiness, but better night vision and being more difficult to drown.
>>64581878Which classes do you think 5e got right?Not saying that in a "no they didn't" way, just honestly want to hear your opinion.
>>64581607Paladins require a roll to land a hit then expending a spell slot for an additional 1d8 per spell level.The Brand doesn't require a roll of any kind. Place a brand, detonate. Auto damage, no roll, no save. So the damage is less.
>DM>spent the last 3 hours of what was supposed to be an off-session answering IC questions about my setting's glorified magical animu figurinesI'm shocked that there was enough interest and material for this dumb setting thing to last this long
What sort of items do I give a Phoenix Sorc?
>even the goody-goody subreddit is sperging out about the artificer lies
>>64582756A kiss on the cheek.
>>64582615i can't fault rogues other than the difficulty in triggering assassinate - they feel like i'd hope they would, and in general i think clerics and paladins are in a great place, though some subclasses need a bit of work to bring them up to standard.i'd like to say barbarians too but there's a very specific flavour to most subclasses and the one that should be unflavoured and general purpose as just an angry buff dude, the berserker, got fucked with that exhaustion mechanic. in general it's a great class that works how i'd like it to but you shouldn't have to have animal tokens to achieve a barebones, functional barbarian with minimal gimmicks
>>64582756Ring of the Ram, Robe of Scintillating Colors, Necklace of Fireballs, and maybe some cute shoes.
>>64582756i dunno but make sure they're fire retadant and work for another class that will inevitably scavenge them from the sorc's ruined corpse
>>64582615Paladin. People say the alignment loss sucks but the Oaths are incredibly great flavor that let you make any kind of paladin you want.
>>64582756Who fucked a Phoenix? How? Why?
>>64582549I'm trying to build the race around "pet rats" instead of "vermin rats". So basically how rats are, vs the 'expected tropes' about rats/scaven. Friendly, curious, resourceful, and mostly clean. So more Tales of the Riverbank than Warhammer Fantasy.As far as the movement bonuses, I'll admit I don't exactly know what I'm doing with the Musicus guide with that stat. I find the whole "x ft swim/climb" speed to be hard to compute the way they put it. After reading the rules again it should be 10 or 15 climb and swim speed, because I meant for it to be "can move 30 feet in one round". The other stuff needs work as well. For Pack Rats, I wanted pew pew crossbows to get the Ratling Gunner feel, but there's probably a better way to do that. Along with making Fancy Rats the Bro Rat sub-race.
>>64582984Jerk off i their ashes, it'll all mix together into a halfphoenix, half whatever, and eventually it'll be bred out so that physically you have no idea that the offspring are part phoenix
>>64582984You did, anon, lovingly, and because you wanted to be true to your heart for just one night of your life.
>>64583052I did jerk off in someone's ashes once. That guy I hated growing up has no idea that his grandmother has been one with my jizzum for most of his life now.
>>64583062O-oh...My heart is aching a little bit, now.
>>64582984>He wouldn't fuck that hot piece of ashGay.
>>64582984Technically nobody in one's bloodline had to fuck the creature to be a sorcerer of it, with some of them mere exposure is enough to gift them with the power....But on the other hand, I'd prefer it if they fucked the birb.
>>64578690Lawful Good Cleric of Bahamut - Life or War domain
>>64583250>Sorry kiddo, the Tempest was just your mom's nickname at the brothel
>>64578858Lolth is also technically a fiend, dummy, the distinction is meaningless at high enough levels of power
>>64581648Say what you will about Marisha, you just KNOW she likes it up the pooper.
>>64581648She looks like skin stretched tight over a skull
>>64581809SNOWI mean it's not like revised ranger where there would be the better option being shot in the head in a dark alley.
>>64581822So first Monday in March?
>>64581978Aight. I'd look. firstname.lastname@example.org
>>64578397>room temperature IQThank you for gracing us with that. My sides