>The dragon wants to kidnap the princess for a reason other than ransomWhy?
Ask a Sorcerer about his great grandad
>>64542106so that the dragon can have a shot at that cute bard
>>64542106The dragon cucked the king and is the princess real father
He has collection of them.
>wants to start a family. >is mind controlled by the ruler of a neighbouring kingdom and kidnapping the princess will cause morale in the king to fall and make it all the easier for an invasion.>IS the ruler of a neighbouring kingdom polymorphed or otherwise. doing it for the reasons above. >despite it not being provable in any real fashion claims that Princesses taste better than any other variety of human when it comes to eating them. pick a reason.
big DRAGON cock
>>64542106Needs someone to direct its kobolds, who are well-meaning and loyal to a fault, but also extremely incompetent, and the dragon has a lot it needs to do and can't keep an eye on them all day.
He's lonely, but also pretty self-important so he won't settle for commoners.
>>64542106I recall reading a book that was along the lines of a princess getting tired of the whole princess life and running away. She ends up being voluntarily kidnapped by a dragon and basically works as his/her maid (I remember there being a female dragon, but I don't remember if her's was it). She had some friend who was another princess working for her dragon's dragon friend and there was some stone prince around.Anyway, princesses are nice as assistants. They've got tiny little human hands that are good for fine manipulation and they're usually smarter than kobolds and in fairer condition than the average human slave.
>>64542324Now post the one where the male adventurer gets slowly turned into a female dragon that gets lustier and lustier
>>64542106What if the dragon is one of your players and they want to kidnap a princess they encounter, would you let them?
>>64542106They are being paid by Mr Johnson
>>64542324You got any more of those?
>>64542106To grant her a barony and press her claim on the relevant kingdom. I used to do this shit in CK2 all the time
>>64542106>Why?He likes the idea of making the local population mourn
>>64542106The princess has valuable intelligence and is trying to defect
>>64542402the Enchanted Forest Chronicles, Dealing with Dragons was the first one. fun series
>>64542402She could make cherries jubilee
>>64542106he wants to save the princess from her abusive family
>>64542106This was my first boner. Sad that this stuff is getting rarer because of faggots, cucks, and dykes.
>>64542106She's a platinum warforged/golem.
The dragon is more interested in collecting people than treasure. His lair is almost a mansion where famous bards play their music, the greatest philosophers debate, master craftsmen engrave the walls and expand the lair, and the politically influencial discuss matters of politics. The lair is a neutral ground where great works are made and preserved, and all members are privately invited to his lair and welcome to leave if they so desire. The dragon has taken the princess as another addition to his lair due to her influence and famous beauty.
>>64542324Holy shit. Who made this and where can I find more?
The dragon is gay and wants to talk about fashion, gossip, and boys.
>>64542106Transports them to the local Gorgon, who runs a black market sculpture business.
>>64542106He wants to cement his bloodline into the dynasty of the kingdom by having half-dragon children to inherit the throne. It's a long term acquisition of the kingdoms surrounding his territory.
>>64542106He's bored and adventurers are fun.
>>64542106Dragons like treasure. Some women are true treasures.
>>64542759Ian Samson, https://www.deviantart.com/tran4of3
>>64542106Typically something something blessed bloodline something consume her power in a ritual
>>64542106Dragon has a vanilla human on human fetish and wants to see it up close. By stealing the princess, the dragon guarantees that tonly the most dude will rescue her.
>>64542106wants to practice flame breath for dragon olympics and knows the best target for practice is adventurers
>>64542724>One day they all leave Well shit.
To add her to his zoo/museum for display.
>>64542106Hatchling needs a mom.
>The dragon kidnap the Princess to force the king to hand other the Princess Collectibles
>>64542106He wants someone to talk to, and peasant girls are too small-minded and uneducated to hold a decent conversation.
>>64542106He wants to put on a nice birthday party for his dragonling daughter.
>>64542947There's a sea of shit to trawl through to find the diamonds.
>>64542324This made me coom
>>64542106They want to antagonize the kingdom or they just want to eat her. Maybe they want to hold decent conversation with someone.
>>64542106He did it because "we're dragons, that's just what we do!" Trying to live up to a standard that's just against his nature.>the dragon is honestly kind of terrible at being a dragon, runt of the litter, too gentle, too clumsy, too timid>he nearly died getting the princess back to his tiny, dingy lair>she's the only living thing he's ever met that doesn't regard him as pathetic enough to murder on sight, and even then she really only pities him>she's like the king's 12th daughter, he only sent you to get her back on principle>do you end this runt dragon's misery, or start playing life coach?
Someone has to clean the lair, she might as well be hot
>>64542106The King's ancestor made a deal with the dragon to help defend the land from invaders, in return the dragon gets some gold every year. It's been 200 years since the last invasion (HOLY SHIT you guys they have a DRAGON let's invade somewhere else...) and the dragon went to sleep on his huge pile of gold 150 years ago.Woke up expecting to be buried in new gold, found out he hadn't been paid in about 140 years, got irate.
>>64543512Train him into being a cute wife/mount/squire, take the princess along as his tutor
It's a dragon's rite of passage. They have to kidnap someone important and survive anyone that come after them for a whole month.
>>64542106He is honestly and truly in love with her. He treats her well as he can while keeping her captive and is desperately trying to find a way to earn her love. She thinks of this as some sort of hostage ploy by a neighboring lord to extort concessions from her father and isn't too worried. He has a number of plans in play to get his wish.
>>64543771Why would a dragon love something besides gold?
>>64543831Mental disorder[/spoiler] Also she makes a good rack for his gold cloths, chains, and jewelry
The dragon has spent several decades perfecting his chess game and heard the princess was recently declared grand master. He wanted to challenge her to a game but is banned from organized events after he ate his last opponent to avoid losing a match.
>>64543512"Clean your lair, wash your cloaca."
>>64542106The royal dynasty is the distant descendants of powerful magicians, gods or other powerful supernatural beings. Some of the ancestral powers are still hidden in them, although they cannot or don't know how to use it. But the dragon can take these powers for itself by eating someone from the royal family, performing a ritual or something.Or it's just a way to take revenge on the ancestors of the family for something.
>>64542106The Princess was locked in a tower by her evil stepmother who wishes her heir to inherit instead of the rightful princess. The dragon, was long ago spared from death by the late King. Feeling indebted to his long time friend he steals the Princess from her tower & trains her in statecraft & war in the homes that she may retake her father’s throne
>each night the princess would sing on her balcony>it carried softly all the way to the dragon's lair(they have good hearing)>one day she stopped>the dragon needs its lullaby so it took her captive>once the knight figures it all out, the dragon comes to live with them as a pet
>>64542106Dragon demands the king send people for the dragon to eat, or else he will eat the princess.
>>64542106Dragons collect treasure.Gold obviously, but more intelligent dragons see that beauty, especially when it is kept by a high ranking member of society, is also a treasure.The dragon keeps the princess with her gold, she looks like a million bucks.
>>64542106The dragon always wanted one of those little sorcerer bloodlines
>>64543136>dragon has other dragon friend over>has to remind dragon friend not to take the princesses out of their "boxes" since that would devalue them
>>64542106Obviously to try and find a worthy suitor for their half-dragon daughter
>the princess wants to kidnap the dragon for some reasonAs loyal servants of the kingdom, how would your party pull this off?
>>64542106He needs someone to clean his lair.
>>64542106He discovered the ancient hand of King Midas, but only a human can wield it.
I have been working on a setting in which dragons do not have differing alignments based on color. Instead, they have an instinctual desire for a concept that differs based on their color. This means they will seek certain people or items, or act a certain way based upon this drive.Kidnapping the princess can be a direct or indirect means of fulfilling this instinctual drive.(Color/drive is mostly arbitrary. That is, they are not based on any official lore, so you can feel free to change them as you see fit.)>Red: mightItems: weapons of war, magic items with damage-dealing spellsPeople: warriors invited for gladiatorial combat, powerful fighters that were subdued and locked away, trainersNotes: often seek fights to enjoy a scrape (nonlethal or not) or show off its strength>Gold: knowledgeItems: ancient tomes (magical or not), unique tools, blueprintsPeople: sages and philosophersNotes: like to explore ruins; willing to pay for tales of distant lands>Green: precious metals and stonesItems: raw ores, jeweled items, various currenciesPeople: slaves for miningNotes: willing to trade non-bejeweled magic items for jewels valued at less than market value of the magic item>Blue: beautyItems: exquisitely crafted art, musical instrumentsPeople: beautiful people (regardless of station), talented musicians and craftsmenNotes: rarely ransoms; settles in locations with gorgeous views>Black: dominationItems: symbols of conquest/ownership, war trophies, bannersPeople: servants, ransom victimsNotes: stubbornly honorable, willing to give rides ONLY to those that have defeated it (rare because fights usually result in the death of one of the parties)>Silver: magicItems: scrolls, magic trinkets, enchanted weapons, wands, etcPeople: spellcasters, magic animalsNotes: collects magic for its own sake and might not personally know a single spell
>>64545097A human with a specific noble linage.
>>64542201>He just wants to spend quality time with his daughter for once>Her mom is a huge scaly
>>64545201Somehow the sad didn't see the tail and horns and put two and two together.
>>64545285Not his fault he's blind
>>64545285One of his ancestors was said to have "the mighty heart of a dragon". It was just a metaphor for his quality as a ruler, but the current king thinks his daughter's appendages are a resurfacing of their clearly draconic heritage.
>>64542106>It was the only way to stop the princess's evil plan>The king hired the Dragon to kidnap the princess as a ploy to get her married off to a hero.>He didn't kidnap her. They've been pen pals for years and she's visiting on her own volition, but the king does not approve so he made up the kidnaping to recruit adventurers to get her back (and off the dragon)>once you go drak you never go back>that stuck up bitch stole the dragon's man and is going to pay for it>Look, it was just a job. The dark wizard wanted a princess and paid really well.>What princess? The king doesn't have any daughters. The whole thing is just a rumor started by a bored dragon to lure adventurers to it's lair.
>>64545304Everyone but him knew.
>>64545352I’d slay that dragon every night, morning and evening. Her fat tail makes her even cuter for some reason
>>64546280We said SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon. Damn spoony bards!
>>64542106ultra delectable snack, that can only be properly enjoyed on the first new moon after the solstice. which is in about 2 weeks.
>>64542106Cursed by the evil queen, the princess now IS the dragon and fled before the guards could show up to slay her
>>64546471Harming such a charming lady should be a sin
>>64542106The dragon is a lousy dungeon master and promised to run a fun campaing for his friends-adventurers, but couldn't come up with anything better than last minute cliche idea of okay, so I'm like an evil dragon and want to kidnap the princess for reasons and stuff. Here is the enchanted gear from my treasure, now go and get me a princess, while I watch you and narrate the story from the background.
>>64543556what if the princess isn't that hot? surely the better option in this case would be to somehow convince the local humans to hold some sort of beauty contest and then kidnap the winner
princesses are intrinsically valuable a priori
>>64542106Copy real mythology - to fuck them for fun.
>>64542106Because constent war between two major monarchical powers is destroying the land, animals and human's inhabiting it and the dragon plans to force a marriage between the two powers and in turn create a superpower loyal to him.
>>64542106Those are some disquieting nipples
>>64544772>>64543136>dragons negotiate princess trade to polish their collections and follow certain theme>some dragons have their princesses compete in specially designed dungeons and arenas>current meta are martial princesses with realistic armors with no cleavage showing
>>64542106He heard she was a really good listener?
>>64542106The dragon wants a fren
>>64549559>what if the princess isn't that hot?Anon this is a fantasy game.
>>64542106Like Jabba the Hutt, it's all about demoralizing your opponents and showing off your wealth. What better way to do that than stealing the common people's favorite sisterfu, and humiliating her by making her your dress-up doll?
>>64542106To fuck their brains out.
Because he needed some adventurers to help him clear out a small tunnel in his cave that he can't fit trough but small monsters can, and as a dragon he can't just walk up to an adventurers guild can he?
Is it ethical to take a dead dragon and remove sperm from its corpse and impregnate yourself to have strong sorcerous children?
>>64551208You could've just asked nicely you know, some dragons are into human girls.
>>64550647Something about this seems familiar
>>64551053This is mighty cool and I'm fully erect and stuff but:>I could of>I might ofStop.
>>64551257this is adorable
>>64543512Dragon, Princess and Knight go on adventures together. This is best ending.
>>64542324Jesus christ.. I left /d/ to avoid this kind of sick shit...
To use her as a bargaing chip to open a negotiation with the kinddom to exchange her for terrains he could use as his own hunting grouds because he's tired of having to deal with adventurers or the king's soldier every fucking time he gets out for a snack and takes a farmer's cow
>>64542170Still human'er then you, Legolas.
>>64542106>>The dragon wants to kidnap the princess for a reason other than eating her>Why?Fixed that for you
>>64554440because a man that needs saving loses attractiveness and dragons take the role of asexual monsters even though they may have different sexes.
>>64551053S T O P ! ! ! Go on my Nigga
I can imagine the Princess being used as mystic conduit.
>>64556823>the Princess being used as mystic conduit
>>64551968Well, /tg/ have a tendency to be /d/-lite.
>>64542106Dragons are sinful beasts and it will do lustful things to her. But that's how I do dragons, embodiments of sin>WrathfulDragons are quick to anger and slow to forget their anger>PridefulDragons will never willingly submit to another, this goes so far that dragons reproduce via rape, two dragons will fight for dominance with the winner taking the loser by force even though they both want the same thing>GreedyDragons desire wealth and displays of wealth even though they rarely if ever use them, this desire for wealth is based on what others desire, so while gold and gems are important to them, so are ancient artifacts and even people of importance and regard who they take as servants and/or concubines
>>64557192pt. 2>GluttonousDragons can consume more than their weight in food in a single meal, their stomach expanding to fit the food, while they will eat practically any food they desire high quality food and tribute they demand may include feasts with decadent food and dozens of barrels of expensive wine.>SlothfulUnless spurred into action dragons have little desire to seek out action, a calmed dragon assured of his own superiority, with his hunger, thirst, and lust slaked may sleep for centuries at a time.>LustfulDragons are extremely lustful, while they don't find other beings sexually attractive they view the value of partners based on their value to others, thus their preference with partners tends to be deities>dragons>wealthy and powerful mortals>regular mortals>animals. Furthermore they can breed with pretty much anything, while with mortals this leads to hordes of half dragons with slightly diminished desires of their parents, when copulating with beasts the progeny are mindless animals killing, raping, and eating (not necessarily in that order) anything they can find until they are killed themselves.>EnviousDragons view themselves against others, a dragon doesn't care about having wealth as much about having the most wealth, a dragon with 500 gold coins in a land where the next richest person has 50 is more content than a dragon with 50 million gold coins while a nearby emperor has 60 million in his treasury.
>>64542106The dragon is looking for it's pilot, and the princess is the only one left with the proper clearance.
>>64542201I read that as "the princess is the real father", which leads to some unfortunate implications
>>64557026So it's shit is what you're saying
>>64557486Believe it or not, it was actually better when it was more openly /d/-lite.
>>64551053Koopa is a Tarrasque, change my mind.
>>64542106She's his daughter and wants her to come back home to catch up.
>>64542106Well, you know, dragonborns don't make themselves
>>64542106Princesses are actually prized prophylactics for dragons. A dragon's hot gf would only want something as luxurious as a princess being used as a condom.
>>64542106The dragon has a strong affliction in the form of a head ache, and the princess singing dispells it.
>>64557486nah, but not knowing that is enough of a proof of newfaggotry
>>64559755Thank you for that, I now know how to play the Tarrasque. Especially that new Mind Flayer-ified Tarrasque idea I had floating around for a while...
>>64542106To save her."Do you know, knight, the perverse plans her father had for her. To marry her off to a man five times her age, before she was even 14? As a bargaining chip? Do you know that her "husband" has a habit of discarding his wives as soon as they can't or won't sate his perverse pleasures?""Go, then, to her betrothed's keep. Ask the maids there how many like my 'captive' were married to him, used, and discarded into unmarked graves. THEN decide who is the monster."
>>64561169>But, Sir Dragon, if that is the case, why do you keep them in naught but their undergarments and chained to your dais?
>>64542106>dragon is always angry>dragon doesn't like being angry>princess voice is calming>dragon kidnaps princess so she can sing to him so he can find peace.
>>64559755I will not try to change your mind. I will, however, introduce the princess crown into your setting.
>>64546673I love this book.
>a giant lizard wants to fuck a bipedal apeWhy are humans so retarded?
>>64562704Don't kink-shame dragons, you disrespectful ass.
>>64562704>a bipedal ape wants to fuck a giant lizardWhy are dragons so retarded?
>>64564718>featherless biped wants to fuck featherless quadruped>nails might be involved
>>64564774Only broad, flat ones.
>>64542106Because she is not actually the princess, and he is not actually the king. The real royal family was killed and replaced by changelings. The dragon is hoping to take advantage of this by destabilizing the "royal family". The party will need figure out which one, if any, to support.
>>64558557I was here. No it was not.
>>64550077>"No, the dragon is your mother's lover. I'm usually watching them from the closet dressed as superman."
>>64561064It's funny how you smutfags think people like you despite driving you off the board.
>>64542253All of the aboveSchemes within schemes
>>64542106>The "dragon" is actually an alien creature, and it lairs where its ship crashed.>Much of the ship needs delicate repairs, and the "dragon" is far too large to do so.>It tried using some of the local monsters, but they were far too stupid. And the "smaller" civilized races are too slippery.>Meanwhile soldiers from the neighboring kingdom are ranging much too close.>The dragon needs smaller hands to repair the ship, as well as a bargaining chip against the king.>The princess turned ten today. Perfect.
>>64542106After centuries of watching humans, the dragon develops a thing for humans. He tried turning into a human and mingle with them, but was way too awkward. So now he just lives vicariously through people and self inserts as someone he's watching. He even tries forcing humans closer, causing chaos and have them fall into each others arms. Or from the shadows whispers words of encouragement. He notices the whiney uptight princess and tries to set her up with good nature's farm boy. He almost thinks of it as a challenge.
>>64542106The dragon has created a simulacrum of the princess to seize the throne. The kidnapping is just a ruse to perform the switcheroo
I once played a module where a dragon ordered his servants to kidnap a priestess because she stemmed from a line of demon-borns, specifically of a fire demon. Since birth she had a considerably warm aura around her, which gave her the ability to incubate dragon eggs, which was precisely what the dragon king needed.
>>64545352>>64567530So, is this just a rip-off of Koba's Maidragon?All I ever see of it is this dragon chick, and now she is even doing maid stuff?
>>64542324Jesus christ, anon, why?
>>64568319>maid stuffShe just molted so her tail got fatter, she is doing that stuff to make it thinner again. Tail exercises if you will. Please dont compare this show to maid dragon.
>>64542947Please note he stopped doing hardcore tf because sick fucks kept asking for shit even he found too disgusting.
>>64568523>Please dont compare this show to maid dragon.Because Maidragon is better?
>>64568523What anime is that anyway
>>64568523....how stupid does she have ro be not to realize that exercising a muscular apendage isn't going to make it smaller. That's like saying my legs got thicker, I should increase leg day so they'll shrink.
>>64542106Royal blood is actually a valuable alchemical ingredient.
>>64542106>The dragon wants to kidnap the princess for a reason other than ransomHigh Impact Sexual Violence
>>64542106The dragon and the princess are in love but her parents forbid it. He has to steal her away in the dead of night.
>>64542106To seduce Knights.
>>64542324Delete this right now.
>>64542106The dragon is the princess' uncle. The princess is also a dragon. The entire royal blood line is dragons disguised as humans. They use the whole 'kidnapped by a dragon' routine as a ruse to find strong spouses.
>>64542106It's an elaborate ruse set up by the King and his ancestor's secret ally, the Dragon.As the kingdom is small with a relatively weak army, the King has the Dragon 'kidnap' the Princess every so often so that his chosen hero can go and "rescue" her in a harrowing escape.Naturally, the stories of this get around and, with some extra spinning, you have a situation where no other kingdom would want to conquer the hunting grounds of a 'ferocious ancient dragon', while simultaneously the Kingdom can remain self-reliant off their 'valiant hero'.The dragon is also like an aunt to the Princess and they enjoy their time gossiping and reading.
>>64542106The dragon wants a high-society figure like the princess to critique his poetry
>>64571244This makes for a good conspiracy story
>>64573572It's hot though
>>64545144This is cool af desu, will probably steal for future.
>>64542324This is actually a pretty cool concept.
He needed someone to play Smash with.
>>64568319Nothing in common, apart from the slice of life part (and even that is a stretch, because the character appears in rpg games originally) and the yuri. And beside, grea and Anne were made way before maid dragon.
>>64542106The dragon learned about human capital and thinks that for that reason humans should be hoarded, just as any other treasure
>>64574735But will he go for quality over quantity?
>>64542324God I remember when I first saw this.I used it in a session a few years back and basically everyone shit themselves when they realized where the princess was.
>>64574755Of course. That's why he got a princess, who is deemed more worthy than a peasant. Dragons don't horde copper pieces.
>>64574801Did they manage to save her?
>>64574933She was saved but horribly disfigured. To the point the king didn't want her back and felt better saying she had died. The party took her with them to a mage brotherhood and left her there so they could take care of her for a few years.This started several plotlines about the party doing oddjobs for the mages as repayment and to get them to help teach her spells.Once she had made a recovery, her 21st birthday rolled around. The party asked her if there was anything she wanted for her birthday.She replied: "To slay my father with my own hands."
>>64575438How do I get you to do a game for me?
>>64575438I mean. There's the spell polymorph, and permanency. Don't know why there was so much drama.
>>64542106The blood of the royal line has a number of particularly powerful alchemical properties.
>>64575517>>64575547Thanks.>>64575560I actually had to take over for a different guy in that session. He had a thing with making the game as difficult as possible so polymorph and stuff were out.He had a bunch of shit about thieves and wizards being slain and most spells being destroyed so I was working a few plots in about the guilds coming back.Shrug.png
>>64542106Because with the princess out of the way, her younger sister is next in line for the throne. Said younger sister favors looser anti-trust restrictions and lower taxes for corporations, and the dragon has invested heavily in a number of businesses that are seeing him a tidy profit, and would benefit from these changes being made into law, especally as he is making inroads into monopolizing the banking industry and gaining total control over the kingdom's wealth,
>>64542106If the dragon marries the princess he'd be next in line for the throne.Or, y'know, she's dead/out of the picture and someone else crazy takes the throne next.
>>64575622sounds like the DM had a transformation fetish and just banned stuff that would let you fix any of the girls he hurt
>>64568523someone tell that poor doragon thats not how losing fat works
>>64542106Because daddy set you up with a shit-tier dornishwoman. Wait, wrong dragon.
>>64575560maybe his setting doesnt sucks balls
>>64576073maybe you suck balls
>>64542106The setting takes place in Kyrgyzstan and the local Chieftain wanted to arrange a marriage in order to establish peace between the two realms.
>>64576060Rhaegar did nothing wrong. Who wouldn't try to fuck Lyanna lets be fucking honest here.
>>64551053>vacant, empty headed stairs>stairs
>>64576598>piece of deletable ass>deletablethe whole post is a trainwreck, but I mean, at first I didn't even know there was a post attached to that pic
>>64576037>We'd tell her the truth but it's too much fun watching her.
>>64551257/U/ are disgusting
>>64542201the birth of the yuan-ti
>>64542430I remember one where the adventurer eventualy out lusts the dragon and they get stuck in a sitcom style situation
>>64577364Godspeed, anon. Also, I recognize that succubus.
>>64577364Reminds me of pic related.
>>64544164It's literally a Spellforce expansion's plot.
The dragon's child needs a mother
>>64577951>I recognize that succubusshe got a name or some such?
>>64576037Well, her tail is probably mostly muscle, so it will only make it bigger.
>>64542106The princess is an archaeology enthusiast and has over time unwittingly collected the bones of ancestors of the dragon. Normally the burial markers would warn against this, but time has worn them down. He abducts her to ransom back for the safe return of his family remains.
>>64542106He needs a talking buddy who happens to be a woman of culture like himself
Make her a drakiana.
>>64578533Grea from rage of bahamut (and also granblue fantasy). Her estimated cup size is J
>>64577364Anyone knows where he posts his new stuff?
>>64578410Why wouldn't he just burn down the kingdom and take the bones?What a shit tier dragon.>muh collateralJust threaten them with overwhelming force then. This ransom shit is for humanoids.
>>64578565>rage of bahamutThanks, i wanna watch the anime for the hella cuteness
Trying to ask the ruler of the people why said people are reviewbombing his mandatory restaurant. The service is perfectly regimented, the meals have wonderful presentation and taste, and the people are seated there before they even know they want to eat!
>>64542593I remember that series. I was pissed my school didn't have the 3rd one.
>>64578602She is mostly from the game, and I don't know if she appears in the anime.But there is currently "Manaria Friends" airing that is specifically about her and her friend Anne.
>>64578674>>64578687By the way, both are valid titles.
>>64578674>her friend Anne>friend
>>64578832Are you implying something uncouth about their relationship, anon?
He's new in town, and decided to prove he's too hard to mess with by effectively punching the biggest kingdom in the yard square in the face on is first day.
>>64542106to eat her, obviously, you dumb fuck.
>>64573497You could also play it for lulz by not having them use magic for their disguises, just the disguise skill Sir Bearington style. Dragons tend to have a high CHA right?
>>64577184How do you know they were both girls? The one that was a dragon could have been a boy with long hair wearing a dress.
>>64578880They're clearly ___besties___
>>64542106Secretly backed by Gaddafi, the Grand Dragon of the KKK kidnaps the princess of Libya while she's visiting America -- and word on the street is they're going to do some fucked up shit, dog.Are you a bad enough nigga to save her?
A princess is like kobe beef but as a human, pampered and treated very well, making her flesh soft, tender, succulent when cooked properly. The dragon will treat her kindly at first, offering her fatty foods and snacks, and giving her a wonderful, comfortable room in its lair before eventually eating her.Dragons like to eat Princes too, but they have a pesky habit of wielding magic swords or commanding armies, so dragons don't go after them quite as often.
>>64542106Because he doesn't want to pay the bride-price and she'd rather skip the fancy wedding and get right to the making half-dragon heirs part
>>64580852I'm not convinced they're worth the trouble as a delicacy. Human is like boar, but with considerably less meat, less flavor, and worse texture.
Because next he intends to kidnap a strapping young knight to be with her, so the princess's older brother will finally get the nephew he craves
>>64581194it's the novelty that counts I guess
>>64576598>>64576864It is true that the post has numerous spelling and grammatical errors, but the important thing is that it's solid otherwise and can be enjoyed in spite of the mistakes. Plus, Bowser's canonically kind of an idiot, so you could stretch it so that the spelling errors just show off the character more.Also, it's fetish porn, specifically a fetish CAPTION, what did you two expect?
>>64542106Political leverage to ensure fealty.The dragon has seen how numerous the small species have become, heard too many tales of dragons slain for their hoards.The dragon now “hoards” kingdoms.The princesses are trained, educated and indoctrinated (albeit in a subtle way).Subsequently, they are freed, to be married to an approved Match that favours the kingdom and by extension the dragon.They become a benigesserat like group, guiding the kingdoms from within, ensuring the dragons will is followed regarding bloodlines (the dragon emperor is fond of his chosen and is trying to breed in traits like a lord with his hounds.).They also watch for sedition and quietly report to their true king.
>>64542324that's retarded the human already has a heart inside it that's already been around for at least 10 years. Why make a "new" heart out of the entire human that has already seen some mileage ?
>>64551053>>64559755Everyone knows BestKoopa has hair, therefore not tarrasque, or dragon.
>>64542106A black dragon dabbling in necromancy needs a steady supply of test subjects to create new undead with, and the constant stream of adventures and the kingdom's fittest warriors that come to rescue it's captive are perfect for that.
>>64542106The quality of the offspring depends on the difficulty of getting the prey. Sure, frost giants would be better but they are much harder to capture.
>>64542324Been a while since I saw this one. Thanks for making me remember
>>64582109What the fuck is that picture?
>>64542106>The dragon's a girl>She and the princess are, like, totes BFFs but her lame dad said they couldn't hang so they have to do this whole kidnapping thing for sleepovers or else the Parental unit flips his lid even harder.>Totally gonna have to bribe the adventurers to just take some artifacts and let them go back to doing eachother's nails/claws
>>64542106to learn draconic so she can tell the king what's expected of him.
>>64583424>he doesn't know
>>64542106Dragon's whelp wanted a pet. Decided on getting it a purebred human for its birthday.
>>64583424Only the best film adaptation of a video game in history. Samantha Mathis ftswhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO1s5-CX0l0&list=PLQ17RdbE-muHgWixWkGKWy_UOtaPU6-ri
>>64542106Well, according to the Dragon's Lair Comic, apparently it's to stuff them into magic bimbofication bubbles and enslave them, so make of that what you will.Did you know that while Princess Daphne, Playboy magazines were frequently used as references?
>>64542106S E XEX
>>64584128I can't tell if you're taking the piss or not because many people despised the film. I really liked it. True it had almost nothing to do with the games but the games at that point were mostly just a Stalin impersonator going from left to right and jumping on mushrooms to rescue a princess from a dragon/turtle and there's a limited amount that you can do with that.But as a film it was pretty fun to watch. Certainly better than anything done by Uwe Boll.
>>64578832We call that an euphemisme anon.Like «go, I does not hate you.» or whatever the english translation.
>>64542106They give princesses to their daughters as dolls. The Princess market is booming.
>>64587522Which is why kingdoms are turning into democracies
>>64578032Pretty sure it's a Grimm fairytale
To host an overwhelmingly grand game for aspiring suitors to take part in.Kinda like jousting but a lot more dangerous.
>>64542106>Dragons can transform to look like humans, elves, etc...>Dragons lack social skills because of their solitary nature>Dragon wants to visit mortal lands without sticking out like a sore thumb>Dragon tried kidnapping peasants to teach him how to behave normally but they just screamed a bunch>Dragon is aware that nobility are used to the idea of being imprisoned by his kind>Dragon abducts Princess>Dragon learns how to behave like a noble>Dragon fakes death at the hands of a champion so that the Princess can go home>Dragon visits towns and cities>Dragon enjoys human culture and food>Dragon identifies key weaknesses in the royal treasury>Dragon transforms back into Dragon and steals himself some fucking gold
>>64545285>>64545304>>64545347>>64545352I'm imagining a Dale, John Redcorn, and Joseph type of situation.
>>64588605So this would happen?
>>64588856fuck thats a lowblow
>>64542106The Dragon has the absolute worst itch between its shoulder blades and it's juuust out of reach for its tail.
>>64542106Kidnap princess, kill princess. Swap princess for a sleeper agent. Dominate a lesser dragon of your species, have it body double for you and "lose" the fight to whomever comes to rescue "princess". Sleeper agent now in position to eventually become queen. ??? Profit.
>>64542324This is especially haram
>>64588856That's some cold blooded shit right there.I like it.
>>64586725I kinda sorta am, but not completely. I compare the Super Mario movie/game to the Starship Troopers movie/book; each good, but for different reasons, and in different ways. I really wish they continued the series so we could see what got Daisy so riled up at the end.
>>64588856That's some cuck logic right there. Yes, keep working to support your whore wife, and another man's child. Keep paying your taxes to keep the reservation welfare flowing. Keep turning a blind eye as your slut and her pet continue to fuck in your own bed while the entire neighborhood points and laughs at you. Just keep telling yourself that he really loves you and not his daddy. At this point you deserve it.
>>64542106>If you think I am some mere 'filthy beast', then you can spend your days scrubbing each of my scales with a toothbrush!Or other kinda haughty, petty shit like this.
>>64589650Indeed. Perpetuation of genes is the utility function. Love is just a side effect of the way we evolved to make sure our kids live to pass on the genes.
>>64542106Dragons don't take on human shape. The woman is being taken on as a personal assistant, as the dragon needs to hire trustworthy folk to do an actual accounting of his assets.
>>64589650His wife is the primary breadwinner, as I recall.
Dragons hoard things that are considered valuable, and what's more valuable than the child of a king?
>>64589650>>64589988This is what anarcho-capitalists actually believe!
>>64581027Eloping with the princess? CUTE
>>64542106my dragon was cursed in the egg by mage cultists who wanted to control her. Her mom ate them all, but, it changed her; she's humanoid now.Male dragons laugh off her mating calls and call her an abomination - several have tried to kill her. She's getting desperate. So she kidnaps a princess, figuring that could force some plot development, and that she can use the worthiest of the knights that arrive to start a clutch. Only problem is, she's starting to fall for her prisoner. Stupid elves, and their singing, and unwavering kindness.
>>64590478Why didn't you just fuck her yourself?
>>64590529she didn't realize she was into women.
>>64588354A better plot than most heist movies.
>>64565413I like smutfags.
>>64590340That's the way it is. An individual that choose love over procreation renders his lineage extinct. It's simple evolution. It's more complicated than that, and why chose when you can have both. But don't defend cucks, it's evolutionary suicide.
>>64542106Virgin royalty blood is an ingridient in the ritual he's performing.
>>64590952Then go to /trash/ with the rest of em.
>>64592235Only /tg/ can truly appreciate my bara minotaur stories
>>64592455Bara IS trash though
>>64593446Post once about Infinite Stratos and it always caps is, fucking Google keyboard.
>>64593462Bara is trash though
>>64593446>>64595393See you say that but what if it's large_sub with a side of size_difference
>>64578583And risk damaging the bones? Are you kidding me??