>ok if had to be in 40k what race would you beorks cause well life is simpler
cute little girl
>>63994944Based, moepilled and dubpilledA triple threat.
>>63994783Freeboota ork since then you don't have to deal with war every day and can work with 'umies.
>>63994783If I get to choose my lot in life, necron.
>>63994783Simple. Violent. Direct. To the point. Enjoying every minute of their existence.How can other 40k factions even compete?
Eldar, as a corsair.
>>63994783paradise world human, prove me wrong.
>>63995207Being on a paradise world is like painting a giant bullseye for the universe to come and wreck your shit. Shit getting wrecked delivered by Tyranids, Dark Eldar, Orks, or a Chaos cult uprising.
>>63994783Probably would choose to be an Ork because I could do practically whatever I wanted to do as long as I don't piss off the Warboss.
>>63994783Custodes for sheer Chadness.(or Drukhari to magical realm my way through the galaxy)
>>63994783probably farsight enclaves gue'vesa or tau.
>>63995271bein' an ork, it's a proppa good life.never worryin 'bout da rulez an shit,and if sum git sayz ya can't do sumfingdere'z a right an' orky fix for it - author unknown, probably krumped for muckin' about with un-orky stuff
Being one of the various Minor Xenos races would be pretty cool. Maybe a Lacrymole or a Thyruss
>not gonna lie id prolly be a freeboota
>>63994783A Tau living in the Enclave.>the only place in that galaxy that isn't run by tyrants>not at threat from Chaos because Tau
>>63995916have fun being used as a cultural exchange
>>63996017explain furtherhonestly I haven't even read the material on the Enclave, I've just heard it's pretty nice
ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
>>63994783A Planetary governor?I know that if I miss a quota or if an inquisitor hates me, my head rolls; but it sounds comfy for all the rest of things: you are basically the king of a planet with a galactic empire at your back.
>>63996089>the tau (farsight enclave what i remember)>tyranids attaco >they call help>dark eldar come to help>they ask for people as a "cultural exchange">2 days later in the 2nd wave they bring out a grotesque made out of the bodies of the cultural exchange lol
>>63996289That wasn’t farsight
>>63995207either this or water or earth caste tauanyone who chooses something involving combat is a dumb dumb>be fungus>polyp start developing teef>grow into feral ork>run around with a wood club>get swiss cheesed by flashlights>be engineered superman>completely brainwashed>pledge my life to a skeleton vampire>fight giant demons 24/7>get my bone marrow sucked out by said demons>be edgy space pirate elf>get punched>bird bones shatter into a million pieces>guy takes my shiny stone as a trophy>get my soul munched by giant transvestite
>>63996289couldnt be farsight since etherials were part of exchange program and farsight has none.
>>63996385heh might be ethereals unsure honestly
>>63996512http://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/War_of_Dark_Revelations found it
I'd be a plague marine.Bad ass plague powers, don't feel any pain and immortal. Have a band of jolly daemons.
I'm going to say Tau, because at least I can die quickly and my soul will disappear with minimal hassle.Human and Eldar run the risk of daemons doing nasty soul shit. Eldar are doomed to an eternity of it, and Humans likely get nom'd by the Emperor or just otherwise dissolve into the Warp to be eaten by daemons or something. Orks are a decent choice, they've got warp protection. On the other hand, I'm not very orky. Not going to enjoy it much. Tyranids are just fucking locusts and Necrons just have a real shitty eternity to spend as a spoopy skeleton robot. Nah, Tau generally get a decent life and a quick death. Which is about all you can hope for in 40k. Plus if I go Earf caste I probably don't even have to interact with the battlefield.
>>63996358If you are at least a Necron Immortal or higher up the ladder suffering a trivial death is no longer possible.
>>63997476>soulless slave to space gods
Rogue trader or some kind of noble aristocrat.If thats to timid, Orc or emperors children generic marine.
>>63994783A nigger becasue I want a N-word pass.
>>63994783Gue'vesa in the Tau Empire.
>>63994783Probably cheating, but Krork's are technically still in 40k due to time warp bullshit and that one Traz has in stasis. If that's out I'd go with Hrud, because just being able to short of chill out and travel the universe because everyone forgets you exist would be pretty alright.
>Asked for Race>People answer op with a race and beneficial status positionYou'll be hiveworlder trying to not die to random events and you'll like it if you pick human.
>>63994783Firstborn, son of Vostroya.
One of the big four chaos gods.
>>63994783Everyone posting in this thread would be conscripted into the imperial gaurd and die a brutal death against a xenos horror without even getting a simple kill
Necrons Overlord with personality quirk who thinks this is all a big VR game
As much as I want to get my ribcage shattered into my thoracic cavity on a glorious crusade, I'd probably say Necron. Even as a base-born cur, I'd be better off than really all of the other races.
>>64001180>>64001394Necron is the right choice. Either Overlord or Cryptek. (Because who doesn't want to be a Egyptian skeleton robot immortal science wizard?)
>tfw you already are a tech priest and uniforms are red and black
The Ork life if I get to keep my head canon of them reincarnating between dying in the materium and dying in their brawl in the after life. Being a git runs the risk of you reincarnating into a gretchin or worse.
>>63998284This. Being a Rogue Trader is by far the most rewarding 40k life for my personality. >travel to strange places>bring along a magos biologos to study weird life with me>make deals>occasionally assist with a crusade or whatever imperial whatnot needs doing>Sell the Tau intoxicants and see what happens>Maybe rediscover a world in decent shape and MAYBE imply that the Emperor’s Will is that I make an above average profit on whatever I sell
>>64000262>doesn't rebel>doesn't get castratedWow, that was fucking easy.
>>63994783>Human>being a rogue trader>it's_free_real_estate.webmCorsair in space what a life to live
>>64003390>have magos figure out how to vat-grow teef>pay freebootas to recover all kinds of lost tech from space hulks>sell to Mechanicus>???>Profit!>See if drugs can affect the Orkish body>Try to get da boyz hooked on something>Sell MDMA and just any etheogen, psychedelic, or drug generally known to induce empathy to the Dark Eldar and hope it catches on>You know who’d be fun/dangerous on cocaine? Blood Angels. >Force tech priests on my ship to wear mechadendrites as dreadlocks>Play nonstop reggae or Ragga music in the engine roomsJust that kind of harmless fun, really. Being a Rogue Trader would kick ass. The galaxy’s your plaything until you piss off an inquisitor.
>>63994783Tau civil engineer
>>63994783I am a man and have no need to be anything more. You will be purged, greenskin.
>>64003396Dude, they castrate humans as a rule.
>>63994783Human as a rogue trader>freedom to travel space>wealth for enhancements>might be able to hide my degenerate fetish for cute alien girls from the Inquisition
>>64003810Provide some proof then. One example of such a thing happening, or one quote that they do such a thing.
>>64003828Play the Dawn of War games again
Genestealer hybrid. Third arm so i can hold three beers at once, and my chances of getting laid increase immensely. Plus I get to be an anarchist and burn shit and then get vored.
>>64003997Nothing like that happens or is even mentioned in the Dawn of War games.
>>64003953>ywn be a hikikomori Primarch>surviving the Horus Heresy because you never left your bunker on Terra>ignored the Emperor's efforts to get you to join the family business of galactic conquest>spending the centuries just drawing, playing video games and watching anime as the Imperium crumbles
Khorne Berzerker. Sure my life would be a neverending whirlwind of slaughter, madness and pain until I inevitably die, but I'd get a sick axe for it.
>>63995916>isn't run by tyrantsIt's a military junta led by a nearly immortal dictator. Tyrant-free it ain't.
>>64004046He's a dumbass, but you're a dumberass.It says so at the end of the Tau campaign mode in Dark Crusade.
>>64004236What does it say at the end of the campaign mode? That the Tau castrate all humans as standard policy (something that would make absolutely no sense and contradicts other parts of the lore) or that they castrated the rebels on one human planet that rebelled against the Tau after they became a part of their empire?
>>64004310It says that the human birthrate dropped so low it was completely negligible. While people may not have been physically castrated, they were chemically castrated
>>64004782On that one specific planet where humans rebelled, or throughout all the Tau empire as a matter of policy?
>>64004822That was on Kronus, but the humans there never rebelled. The planet was invaded by pretty much fucking everyone simultaneously, the native human population there didn't do anything
>>64004822the Kronus was invaded by the imperium, where is the rebellion
>>63999208Imperial Guard are still supposed to be the best from their local planetary defense force. Anons here wouldn't even make it that far.
>>63994783Dark Eldars look like they have the most fun.
>>64004959>>63999208What? That's crazy talk! Of course everyone here is prepared and conditioned for the horrors of war on a galactic scale.
>>63994783Daemon. Eventually I'll get sent back to the Warp enough that I'll end up in the Blood Bowl universe.
>>64005134This. Why the fuck would you want to be a mortal in warhammer 40k? Life would suck ass unless you’re an ork, necron or tyranid. Become a daemon and wreck shit forever
>>64005134 >be bloodthirster>fed up going on kill murder death orgies in 40k>request transfer to the big boss himself>says it is a bit different and is to a new post by new management>say ok cause screw getting killed XXXX times by ultra blood spess angel marines>warped into new dimension>stripped of weapons>Deafening roar, surrounded by all weird creatures crying out for blood>small puny humans actively charge at me, fearless>gigantic ogre bull rushes me and we get into a grapple>headbutt him>stumbles back then laughs heartily>get punched in the face>stare up into sky and the cries for blood become even louder>small bloody tear runs down face>feel face break into a big grin>thisisthelife.bloodgodBlood Bowl is easily heaven for any other occupant of either Fantast or 40k. Funny as one story has two bb players teleport into a battle between necrons and tyranids. Human goes insane, mummy loves it.
>>63994783A collector of cute and sexy women both human and xenos!So a Rogue Trader!
a noble on a hive world. Live a pretty good life and have nice things.
>>64004874>>64004890Good. So they don't castrate humans as a rule and you were lying earlier>>64004310>>64004046>>64003828Avoid posting Torchstar when defending the Empire
>>64007269Except for all the political power games, backstabbing, chaos cults and then eventually a genestealer cult uprising.
Shrine Worlder human
>>63996234What are chaos/gsc/democratic rebels for 200?Also, xeno raids / ambitious nobles underneath.
>>63996358>be custodes>see absolutely zero combat 99.99999% of the time>be superhumanly strong, fast, smart, long-lived>get to talk philosophy, strategy, technology with the best humanity of the setting has to offer>walk around in stuff making SM, rogue traders, inquisitors and governors green with envy>if you die, you become immortal being protecting humanityLooks like you're dumb dumb, becoming brainwashed slave with 30 year long lifespan? yeah nope.exe
Just man of imperium. I would serve Emperor and die. Why? Because I'am basic bitch that's why.