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>"Can you stop dying for one moment, I'm trying to be emotionnal"It stops being funny after the first five times
>>63990363We have several that I could post here. This one is the earliest though.
>>63990363"You do know they fuck dragons in the East, don't you?"
>>63990363Our DM has been cursed with George Lucas-levels of naming sense.
The hero we deserve.
>>63990363"Okay, make another availability roll for cyber genitals"
>>63991965Some idiot can't into RAW. Twincast must split to two targets. Metamagic does not stack.
>>63992052but my white room theory!
>>63990363GET THE FUCKING PIGEON ALREADY, MAGNUS
>>63992353also: the curse of hitting on barmaids
>>63990363>If anyone starts telling you you how great a party this is, just shoot him right then and there.Party in the sense of a celebration, not adventuring party.
>>63990363>WHAT DOES LUNACY DO?
>>63990545Fuck off lucas
The best character icon I have ever made for any player ever.>Githzerai Ranger
It's been so long since I've had friends a TTRPG group that I'm having trouble remembering much.But I do remember this>Elko inexplicably loses all ability to speak. Roleplay it or you're not coming back to my house.
>>63990363sounds like the grimdark version of merry and pippen greeting king theoden at isengard
There's always something fucky going on. Permanent polymorphing forests, Mayatec land, kingdom run by lycanthropes, Wemic adventurers.
>squint eyes and laughs like Tommy Wisaeu
>>63990363>Why is his head ticking
>>63990363Easy one - whenever someone tells an incredibly overlong and boring story, we ask when they rolled a five and a two
We can fight fiends in the Hells, we can charge into the layers of necromancers and cultists, we can exorcise a haunted village and fight a ship full of undead pirates.But we can't. Fight. Wolves.
>>63990363"No, that's definitely infection."
>>63990363Our groups joke edits folder is about 200 entries long at this point.
>DM high on painkillers after he broke his ankle drunkenly stepping off a curb the night before thinks its a good idea to run.>End up killing a group of bandits led by a mage right outside the city.>Lord of the city horrified about the massacre right outside the residential area, but thankful they were dealt with.>Ask lord about reward. DM who has continued getting more incoherent as the night progressed says,"Eh, put a six in front of it."And that is how we got 60,000 gold, and a nice phrase to shout when there is a lot of money.
>>63992104>Sigvanna>Sigvanna sin camisa
>barbarian-"I swear guys the demon made me rape that goblin">inquisitor-"you weren't possessed when that happened">barbarian-"i have no rebuttal"
>What are you gonna do, gas us?>mountain or mine>i burn the house
>>63991278I unironically use these names for NPCs.In a recent session the warrior Sleve McDichael was slain by a Shadow and became one himself so the party had to put him down. RIP Sleve. He is survived by his compatriots Obson Dugnutt(i took out the B coz i felt like it), Willie Dustice and Mike Truk who shall seek revenge on any Shadows they see.
>Does hitting someone with one of the alcohol bottles counts as poisoned ?>Well I'm using it as a molotov insteadEvery combat :>Pavelias pull your pants up please
Bless you player. You know. You know I wanna use water monsters in my campaign. bless you.
>>63990363I make a ton of stupid photoshop shitposts for my party. This is the most recent.
>>63994609Why does that look like some cracker ass cracker shitting out a pickle?
>>63994509I like this one.
>>63994689Good choice of edit template
>>63990363[Angry drake noises]
>>63990363Thousand Islands sauce for my group
>>63994731Again, twincast can only target two separate targets. does not work on aoe like lightning bolt either>ITT: idiots who play sorcerer without reading the rules and believe it powerful
>>63994882>t. dickhead that's smugly commenting on an in-joke he doesn't get in a thread that's literally about in-jokes that don't make full sense outside of the groupIt wasn't supposed to be that he was twinning lightning bolt, retard, just that he uses Twin Spell a lot. I put a lightning bolt on because it was the first transparent PNG particle effect I could find on google images in the three minutes I took to make the edit. It's also not my character that I made the photoshop for.
>>63994948Either way, my point still stands
>>63994882>>63994973Not that guy but because of you I also have to break my Sorlock's heart. Thanks, I wasn't aware that twinned spell was such a smouldering garbage fire of rulings.
Game got strange.
>Meanwhile, at Valhalla
>>639950025e is a bit too concisely ruled in some places. You have to read it like a goddamn lawyer
>>63995002Just let him keep doing it, sorcerers are garbage anyway
Some of these are esoteric, some less so.
>>63994657>relies on allies to damage him, because the goblins cannottoo real
>>63990363I look for mica
>>63990363If I find the old virgin vs chad meme we had I'll post it
Eagle does not exist
'I sneak' and 'I shoot'
>>63991278Anatoli Smorin sounds like an entirely reasonable Rusian name
it was hard on all of us
"Update the chart".
Careful, well give you the ol' bag and hammer treatment.
>For a donation of six copper, the price of a flagon of Ale, you can stop giant tortoises from being shredded up by Benkei>SarahMacLaughlin.wmv>Please, think of the terrapins
>>63990363>Is hiring a prostitute a free action?
>>63990363"Three silver coins"
>Is the door an arcane caster
>>63993345>We bought a zoo >But with TachikomasI want the full story anon, is it diabetes inducingly sweet?
Krog needs his ka-boom.
>>63990363Not a nicemaid.
Oh boy, do I have a lot of these
>>63997768whoops posted the wrong version
>>63997803Meant filename. Never phonepost.
>>63998100and this one
>>63990363I don't know if this is niche.
>>63999366That's just new GMs who have yet to learn the painful lessons>When you get into an argument on if FTL is realistic enough for the campaign>You have literal space wizards in charge of that.
>>63999435Are you me?player:>That's not how the Warp works!me:>That's EXACTLY how the Warp works!
>>63996397I'd say that more than half those names are perfectly reasonable.
>>63999662Part of it is that I can't seem to find people who aren't set in stone over the idea that "All fantasy is set in medieval times, and anything set in space is hard sci-fi."I just want wizards in space, man.
>>63999802Make them read planetary romance novels. With force, if necessary.
>>63999435>Players not wanting FTL>"Yes please make travel time fucking forever if we want to go to a different planet."Kek.
>>63999905This was in the synopsis when I was explaining the magic system and how it came to planet Earth in the first place (It was aliens). So at that point they were just objecting to the setting in general.
>>63995573Sounds like a rad lad
>party is faced with literally anything>meme response of "Put em in the bag!"
Never leave your players unattended on a mostly white space map with drawing privileges.
https://youtu.be/hdGTCn7QzDs?t=61https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pASz2AYTj48&t=Been running the same cyberpunk 2020 game for 2 years, my players now create their own character art and memes. I love my players.
Is it just me, or do this thread feel wholesome?
if only he listened...
>>64001605Have you ever caught a good guy?Like a real superhero?
>>63990363>There's a reason they don't call it the GOODlands
>>63992268What part of "white room theory" implies the RAW isn't followed?
>>63992052>Metamagic does not stack>"You can use Empowered Spell even if you have already used a different Metamagic option during the casting of the spell."The Twincast shit is right, though.
>>63990363>"Lord Inquisitor someone is trying ask for today's date!">"NOT ON MY WATCH!"
Space cheeseWrench CubesNadia consistently having a panic attack in the turn order0 intelligence checkNOT A KEK! :cuckstar: Truck PunchlineBiofreakMusk GlandsBonzi BuddyShirrenoid hopping on one leg1d6+1 CON damageKnibbling KnorkersHot Pecker"I'm just not having fun anymore."Goatse FaceThe Italian Stallion"You never even had an arm to begin with.""Which Siras do I shoot?"
There's blood on the Xerox machine.
"You do that."
>"can I eat it's heart for it's powers?"
>Why do you pursue the Avatar of Destruction?>He owes me money.
BEHOLD, THE BANE OF UNDEAD
>roll me a reflex save>take 11d6 acid damage
My fucking players made a meme spreadsheet:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1m8ovYI6s73sJa3fn1IDw1ro5Amb3xT-44_1UhGbmAsQ/edit?usp=sharing
>>63990363"Soup hands"with the previous "Mummy Soap".
>>63990363"You rode in on your Sister, man!"
"Like shooting dwarfs in a well!"
>>63997803I'd run a fucking train on a lalafell, hot damn. Pity there's like no good porn of them being picked up and fucked into a sopping mess
>>64005147Why are you like this
>>64005174Because I love seeing chicks take giant dicks and small girls are cuter than an 11ft guy with a dick the size of a bollard
>>63992266>tfw I wore this set on my lalafellNothing like the soup can...
>I stand up and yell!>RED DAWN ESCONDIDO!
>>63990363>"Obviously the most effective tool against fascism is muffins."
Have you heard about the rape?
"Maybe X will help us" / "Maybe X will help"Where X is the king/the royal army/ancient heroes/the gods, or (by now) anything since it's an in-joke ("maybe kicking it will help").It came from the fact the first several people we beseeched for help in our grand quest tried to kill us, and we decided "help" means "kill" in these parts.
>>64006006You weren't supposed to give context
>>64006882C'mon man, you know telling nerds not to talk about their dorky shit nobody cares about is like hoping a vegan won't tell you all about how their lifestyle is just so healthy.
>>63999435Yeah, creating a setting out of whole cloth without involving your players is rarely working out well. Hence why i prefer systems that give also a skeleton background for characters so you can work out the details of the setting while you create characters.
>>63990574Why is that lizard in need of a boat?
>>63993428I thought bags of holding could only hold 478 gallons of water.
"Ecology" being an implied mom insult in orcish.
>>64007144While being Dubs of Truth, I still reject your reality, and substitute my own.
"Unicorns cant climb stairs""It's NOT magic""I'm not a drow and I'm not evil"
>>63992805Cu Chulainn pls
These reminded me that games could be fun. Thanks.
>>63990363>Bruise and cruise! Yeet and skeet! Beat it and leave it! Fuck and sayonara!>Nelly's cropped porn character reference collection>[laughs in sign language]>"Does the hostage count as a combatant?">M4 vibrating handguard>:krieger:
>>63994509Chad Turban needs a storytime
>>64007499>Cu Culhain>turning down a woman>ever
>>64007720nigger its page 1, and less than halfway to autosage. chill
>>64008084Image limit tho.
Venezuela. As in, the country.Screamed as loud as you can and pronounced "VENN-U-SWAAAAAY-LAAAAAA!"