ONLY the funniest art allowed!
>>63940849what fascinates me the most is that it's actually a working design
>>63940849BRING ME HIS HEAD! ...AND A DOUBLE BACONATOR, TWO LARGE FRIES, TWO FROSTEES, AND A DIET COKE.
>>63947135Is this alternate art for a special version of the card? or an old dessign?
>>63947204"promo" art, as far as I've heard.
>>63947240Im suprised how much fun that version look compared to the final version.I guess thats the point, a promo get the better art.
>>63947135Looks like Paizo garbo.
Should anything from UN-sets or the Foglios be considered "cheating"?
>>63947444Unsets aren't very funny while Foglio is
>>63947135Is she holding a dinosaur hostage?
>>63947632That's exactly what's happening. I'm glad they misprinted hostage taker without the "another target creature" clause so when we a much needed reprint, it could possibly have this art. But wizards hates fun, so it probably won't happen.
>>63947311Wayne Reynolds (who does a lot of Pathfinder art) also does art for MTG, including the art you're responding to, as well as the OP.
That fucking necklace gets me every time.
>>63947311It's just WR you obsessed 4rrie.
>>63947162>using Phil FoglioOh come on anon, that's cheating.
Solely because the guy on the right.
>>63949593Did he just find out the mystery of the druids?
>>63944094>There should never be fat women in art ever.
>>63952942There really shouldn't be fat people. They're a burden on society.
>>63952942nothing is worse than fat people with high self esteem. Not even nazis are worse, and they are pretty bad.
The art compliments the entire card's great flavor.Probably one of the best flavor wins I've ever seen
>>63959175Should have been>Never a bore.imo
>>63947581>filename not theweakshouldfearthestrong.jpeg
>>63954275Unironically this. Fatties are walking piles of disease. They've all got parasites because that amount of fat removes your ability to fight them and slows your intestines, vastly increasing the chances of eggs hatching rather than being passed. Add to this the fact that their natural flora has been festering for years and you get a beast that is infecting you just by passing you in the street. Fucking look it up. Pubmed has all the information.
>>63962828Well yeah but you're posting to 4chan, so I have to assume you're either a self hating fatty, or some other sort of societal burden like a mentally ill person, an incel, or NEET. All fags who post here are drains on society, no exceptions. If they just killed us all society would be better off.
>>63959098I'm fine with fat people with self-esteem so long as they recognize that being fat is a bad thing. You can have self-esteem for other reasons.Like a good-looking guy who's a complete idiot can have self-esteem over his looks, so long as he accepts and admits that he's dumber than a box of rocks.
Art is kind of funny already, but the sheep in the background make me giggle.
>>63965859>losing to Magikarp
>>63952942Agreed. Fat "people" shouldn't be in any media.
Couldn’t find full art of this. Whatever.
I’m trying to avoid the usual suspects of goblins and whatnot that we’ve all seen. I’ve never actually looked closely at this art before. Glad I did.
>>63952942Not true, fat women are perfect for art of Nurgle followers. They evoke nothing but disgust.
>>63965846I didn't notice the sheep before.
>>63966637Polymorph effect in Red? They really threw color pie out of the window...
>>63952942She's not the kind of fat that's interesting to look at. They didn't make it into a feature. She's just this pudgy girl dressed as if she's not fat, acting like she's not fat.
>>63947193>Still has the picks/listening device>Smashes through anywayI never even noticed the picks on the card.
>>63952942Art is supposed to be beautiful, anon.
>>63967256Portal Set - Instants didn't exists, it was all Sorcery with "play only when..." wording
>>63967256>>63967361In the Portal Days, Wizards thought the best way to teach players how to play was to teach them a slightly wrong way of playing magic. They even randomly changed game mechanic names slightly. Like "interceptors". And the best part was these cards weren't tournament legal.Portal did have really good art, though. All the oldschool goodness of the era without the large number of turds that sets like Ice Age and Mirage had.
>>63967398also Horsemanship, which is basically Flying except it totally isn't Flying
>>63965846>those breasts>that midriff>that twinkle in her nether regionKnowing we'll never go back is unsettling.
>>63966495>"Lady, no walking your hydra without a muzzle; city ordinance.">Okay!
>>63964894>Can't give a bad yelp review if they're no survivors>That's why we don't cater to Orzhov parties.
>>63946975Holy shit this would never exist today from wotc
>>63968233It has a muzzle though. The law doesn't specify any relation between number of heads and number of required muzzles.
>>63968829you could get the opposite though, goblin matron on the throne with a group of admirers around her
>>63966406You might not like it, but this is what peak stealth looks like
>>63967157That’s what Commander products are all about.
>>63968862This is where azorious law makers go "fair enough, by next month this will change, for now, you're off the hook"Boros on the other hand would say something along the lines of "Your animal is safety hazard and we're going to engage it. Men, from on me, at my command, Bolt it, then incinerate it"
>>63944094If that waist was just liiiiittle bit more trim she'd be 10/10. What a shame.Someone with good photoshop skills should make her hourglass shaped. :)
>>63944094Get me the Big Smoke Special
>>63967235>He has the pick in the lock.>Smashes It's always nice when we get that one piece of fun art per set.
>>63968862Anon is aware of this and that was likely the joke.
>>63967157chaos warp and other boardstate altering effects have been red for a long time.
>>63966177I love imagining this guy just floating around and knocking shit over like>"Oops."
>>63967398>we have purposefully trained them wrong, as a joke.
>>63969232I know that wasn't really supposed to be funny art but still>Shit, I turned the plane into Innistrad.
>>63969292It's like a spectral cat
>>63954117He is called...Tim
>>63952942She's not fat Anon. Just Thicc...and Goth. really tho what's not to love there?
>>63968002It's Tasigur's corpse.
>>63969064someone did that during dom-spoiler season and I think it looks pretty darn good.I still like the version with the huge tits best, though
>>63966406Is this that new Death Stranding game?
>>63966783Someone has been playing too much MvC
>>63968862that's the joke
>>63952942Obesity should not be promoted.
>>63952942fat people should be represented as loathsome and ugly. That is to say, realistically.
>>63964932IIRC it's the flavor text that makes this one.
>>63970269>>63970346So y'all are equally sure to rail against depictions of Budai and Santa Claus, right?
>>63952952These are hilarious, are there any more?
>>63959175Eh, it's a demon holding a drill.First impression was that is a rakdos madman who fused a drill to his face.
>>63965846I want to fuck that bird.
>>63967157Polymorph as an effect is ten times more appropriate for red than blue.
>>63970543That's different because women are supposed to be fuckable
Posting some good old days art.
>>63970346>fat people, the ones constantly portrayed as jolly, are the loathesome ones>not bitter skeletons who bitch about fat women on Magic cardsOn a scale of 1 - 10, how spider-like are your hands?
>>63972080I want Tumblr to go.
>>63972240Only fat men are jolly. Fat women are bitter and hateful.
>>63964932>"Damn it, it was just ther- wait... it's still there... damn why can't I just sneeze? Fucking sand..."
>>63967340Fuck off Martin
From the first wave.
>>63973073And another funny one I remember from that time.
>>63972240Did you work up a good sweat typing all those words anon?
>>63952942yeah there shouldn't fat people are disgusting.
>>63969064>>63970009>I want all women in my card games to be cute because they make my peepee hard
>be oldschool planeswalker>a god amongst mortals>can use your magic to do anything, go anywhere, be anyone>use awesome powers to smuggle cigars while looking like a bossI miss Bo Levar.
>>63972024>>63972034>>63972080how are you too stupid to understand this thread?
>>63966783I thought it's right hind leg was a combat penis
>>63967235>>63947193Look at the pick, the door is open already
>>63952952>missing the best oneFor shame.
>>63977557if that's the case, then it wasn't even locked because there's no latch
>>63972034I own this card solely for the art.
>>63977600oh shit is this a reprint
>>63966177I love this art so much I had to buy the playmat
>>63952942for me its that when you think of necromancers you think skeletons and stuff but obese people are kind of the opposite of that although i suppose being fat is more related to death than normal weight
>>63944094This looks like the type of chicks that I fuck off of tinder lmfao
>>63947193I love how brilliantly humorous this one is
>>63982309Fortunate Few. I love the art on this card, during an edh game I got nearly exactly the card art, minus the ghoul and the knight wasn't a female.
>>63986700dude, she's got gigantic fat girl tiddies and her belly still sticks out further than them. have some self respect, man. do you have a smothering or crushing fetish?
>>63940849Damn, another Sean Bean character is about to die.
>>63964691Wow, way to stereotype, Anon.
>>63976233>people liking things makes me upsetyou have to be 18 to post here kiddo
>>63970543>thinking I give a shit about some fat oriental or a coca cola mascotThe original buddha wasn't fat either.
>>63944094>"I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda"
>>63952942You should be killed when you go above a certain threshold for height/mass
>>63976276Bo Levar didn't smuggle only cigars thoAlso, since we've seen Windgrace & Xantcha recently it rekindled my hope for a PW card in a commander product
>>63987587>dude, she's got gigantic fat girl tiddies and her belly still sticks out further than themThat's literally my fetish.
>>63940849this will always be my favorite
>>63977537rath cycle had a lot of really unintentionally funny ones. the squee character was basically MtG's attempt at doing jar jar binks.
>>63949390>Phil Foglio is cheatingcan confirm
>>63940849not sure if this one wins on funny, but god it's so weird
>>63992207>I’m feelin’ it
>>63992207is that a blood vessel?is he a microscopic vampire?how does a microscopic vampire get to be 4/4?how does a microscopic vampire fly?
>>63976591i remember this art was spoiled at comic con and everyone went wild
>>63944094I would have so much sex with this beauty. I'd pound my dick in her puss puss, then pound a McDouble in her throat at the same time. She'd be in literal bliss. "YUSH! WASH IT DOWN WITH A CHOCOLATE FROSTEE!!!""Anything you wan't, my eliminator of baconators."
>>63991499Height to weight moron, learn to read
>>63990615Budai is not Siddhartha, nor is he intended to be.
>>63952952I drew that siege rhino, I don't even play mtg.
>>63968203You'll go back anon, but only after it's been completed.
>>63992504>how does a microscopic vampire fly?With microscopic bat wings of course.
>>63992965Height/mass is not mass/height, manlet boi.
>>63993380What ? Pretty sure both are equivalentAlso I'm 6'06 in burger units, don't know how it fares in murican
>>63944094Damn she thick
I'm soooooo WOKE!
>>63976233>he doesnt realise that most of fantasy is idealizationGood retard
>>63976591>>63976632I just love this one>>63976694Also this one
>>63996409Anon, most of anything is shit, that doesn't mean we should applaud it.
>>63996439Foglio is still cheating
>>63994622Luck is a skill
>>63996505Im actually agreeing with you, fool
>>63944094Now elves are obviously immortal and all but what about shit like heart disease? I mean that's a physical clogging of the arteries, surely that could kill one?
>>63959098This, like imagine the Jews in the concentration camps or the Russians at Stalingrad, like they probably sat around the campfire or the gas chamber every night saying yeah this is pretty bad but at least the Nazis aren't making us socialize with fat women, even Hitler was like ew gross fuck that
>>63952942>All those repliesLol this triggers the fatties projecting their insecurities on others
>>63967306Delicious Gay Merfolk
>>63975965The fuzzy hat really ties it all together.
>>63968862>The law doesn't specify any relation between number of heads and number of required muzzles.This could be flavor text.
>>63992188Im 100% behind the thick goddes in this art
Well I can't upload files so here's some links to them.http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Discussion.aspx?multiverseid=3288http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?printed=true&multiverseid=16625http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=270781http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=438728
I don't know how no one ever complained about this
>>63947193This is the only one to actually make me laugh so far. And the more I look the better it gets.
>>64004681Should have done this art on a real promo.
>>63991148Does this allows the spell you cast to gain rebound?
>>63996900How do you make that card work? You can't really "choose" at random, you'd have to roll a dice or something.
>>64007493Yeah, assign a number to all the creatures, then have a random number generator select one for you.
>>63944040If buy working you mean it's going to hit the goblin, then yeah, I guess it works.
>>64007618Um, sweetie, that spring is just holding the hammer back, you can see the pin it's attached to which presumably shifts when the trigger is pulled.
The artist for Invoke Prejudice is a known neo-nazi. And I don't mean the "is politically to the right of Stalin" kind of nazi, I'm talking the "draws nazi propaganda" kind of nazi. But that's not the good part. You see, Wizards has an online database for all the Magic cards. Each of these cards is issued a so-called Multiverse ID, which is always a whole number, to differentiate between reprints of the same card so that not all Forest cards have the same ID. And what is the Multiverse ID of Invoke Prejudice you may ask?http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=1488Yep, it's 1488. And as far as I know Invoke Prejudice is also the only card with a mana cost of (U)(U)(U)(U), making it a pretty big cost.
>>64008459>http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?multiverseid=1488Now you've done it!
>>63952822What's going on here, exactly?
>>64008459big if true
>>63998859>>63952942Right? Everyone here acting like she should be murdered for being thicc is just some sad overcompensating.
>>63952952should I be worried that I recognize over half of these?
>>63976694>>63996439Foglio(s) then went and made whole another game that's pretty much all about unlikely coupling.
>>63952942Only if they're played for comedy, because they're a joke.
>>63976233Ugly things, like fat women, being presented as beautiful is bad, anon.
>>64008819>thiccShe's a disgusting whale who needs to put down the fork.
>>64009305Sounds sexy, what game is that?
>>63992075Actually great flavour text, though.
>>64007618>anon is dumber than a MtG goblinreally makes you think...
>>63947193is that door already open?
>>64004681that's a fanart
>>64004642Okay but this one actually doesn't look bad, she's at least interesting looking
>>63993015No one is going to give a shit about Budai either because he'll be fat.
>>64010608>Okay but this one actually doesn't look bad, she's at least interesting lookingShe looks like she would be a total hardass while on the beat but after you get a quarter of vodka into her she starts sobbing about how her career has gone nowhere since she made sergeant, her husband ran off with the babysitter, her son went bad and her daughter is shacked-up with a fucking Therosian.
>>64007493Or take all creature cards, let your oponent shuffle and lay them out face down. then you pick a card
>>64010787That sounds oddly specific.
>>64000356More like sea sluts
>>64008459>(U)(U)(U)(U), making it a pretty big cost.Did you just slip in Bane-posting at the end of your post, anon?
>>64008459>this is 21st century and it's wrongIt's wrong to scream current year at everything.
>>63944094i remember seeing that in mtg:arena and bein like wtf is this
>>64010626>XXXenophileA card game and a comic, noice. Thanks Anon.
>>63944094I bet she fights over rotting food with the vulture
>>64004642>>64010787And you can help her release all that aggression with a good hatefuck
>>64014922Makes me laugh. Every time.
>>64004642It's hard to tell under that armor but honestly she just looks a little heavyset with a strong chance of a strongfat build.
>>64010542Not much, but i find this card fitting
>>64010706Budai is an incarnation of Maitreya before his final incarnation. He was fat because he partook of all of life's pleasures, so that he might part with them all as well.
>>64020302Whoops, posted by accident. Man, my brain just farts out its own contents from time to time.
>>64019816that's a good fucking excuse to live life as a hedonist.
>>63949359Is that monkey?
fat guys are based desu
>>64013315I wish we got more of these.
>>63949359>creature that ISN'T blackSo the monkey turns the tables?
>>63998393That would actually be an interesting angle for a modern fantasy setting. Elves are still immortal, but because of how their bodies work they have trouble dealing with excessive fat, making them vulnerable to coronary artery diseases.
>>63976233yes, what are you gonna do?Call the police I don't give a fuck.
>>64005520Appreciate ya going for it.
>>63972034>hit or miss?
>>64030873There was something that was bugging me. Now it looks like a real meme image.
>>63992188When flavor text was good.
>>64007855I always thought it was a joke within a joke.That's why he has a bullseye on his bandana, because the spring was going to pull it down into his head.I mean you don't use a spring to load tension onto other springs. It would be better represented as a piece of string.