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[CRITICAL ROLE]

BED, BATH, and DND BEYOND General ["Baths at Zedash Soon" Edition]

DOORMATT MERCIFUL'S MELLOW MARCH: EPISODE 44- Faffing Tendency

>Will the PIRATES arc end soon?
>How easy will the underwater fight be?
>Why did Matt let the crew off easy?
FIND OUT TONIGHT!
Apologies for missing out and not doing the Honey Heist 3 thread last week, thanksgiving was hectic

Hitpoint/Combat Sheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17ByVOOOF-acVKURzX8XApifIwYzpiTtNwvQ86U2c81w/htmlview?sle=true#gid=859713773

NEW DRINKING OR /FIT/ SHEET ADDITION: NEW GLOBAL DRINKING RULES:
="For every time Matt asks someone to make a perception check to simply have working eyeballs, take a sip"
= For every time you hear "Oh I wouldn't have done that then!" in relation to taking back an action or a spell from the players, take a sip. If Matt kowtows to it immediately, make it a drink.

All help proofing and improving the drink/ /fit/ sheet is appreciated. Also, protip: do not combine /fit/ical role and drinking challenge. You do not have 18 Con.

Tusk Love links

Part 13 (new): https://pastebin.com/hKBFWwFJ
Part 12: https://pastebin.com/UWqrESmQ
Part 11: https://pastebin.com/pGbbsTw3
Part 10: https://pastebin.com/0W8vKWdE
Part 9: https://pastebin.com/tJtZPK13
Part 8: https://pastebin.com/B2guSgXx
Part 7: https://pastebin.com/yrtwXdNW
Part 6: https://pastebin.com/J2DyuB53
Part 5: https://pastebin.com/ypEJM8NS
Part 4: https://pastebin.com/Qr8Yex5w
Part 3: https://pastebin.com/ma4H6DeR
Part 2: https://pastebin.com/iMwgdWej
Part 1: https://pastebin.com/KFK4bAMv
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>>63406277
>Piracy arc
>Nobody got syphilis
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>Dani Carrdiovascular Disease
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>Namek
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Rolled 50 (1d100)

Rolling for the chance that tonight will be fun.
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It's my birthday and I am spending it here because I have no friends
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>>63406326
Anon, please stop trying to make this a meme. You spam it every single week and I'm just sick of seeing it. You gave it a shot and it didn't stick, move on to something else.
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>>63406326
HIGH HO

HIGH HO

ITS BACK TO NAMEK WE GO!
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>>63406358
>You gave it a shot and it didn't stick, move on to something else.
Just like Namek!
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>>63406347
I'll be your friend anon. Happy birthday, did you have any cake?
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>>63406385
No, I had some stale bread and Vegemite, going to get very drunk later tonight. Thanks for caring
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Remember those cards the Doormatt said you had to allow in your game or he'd call you a shit GM on Twitter? Turns out it's worse than that. Wizards tapped all the major streamers and personalities (even fucking Wheaton) to make these cards "for charity." You have to allow them at your table if you play in any LGS or you get banned. Making matters worse, these are the stupidest, more lolrandumb shit cards ever. Example: Summoning Rothfuss himself as an NPC.

The one good thing is that Critical Shit hasn't (yet) started doing the new D&D (Beyond) channel tactic of letting anyone donate to add shit to the story of a game. But given how profitable it's been I give it less than a year before tumblr (oops sorry, tumblr's dead now) faggots donate thousands of dollars to make sure Marisha always has rerolls and metagames.
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>>63406347
Happy Birthday
have an anime Jester
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>>63406398
>Thanks for caring
I care too, anon. We all care.
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Last week was so sad. Why did Matt let them off so easily? Any hope I had of this campaign turning around is kill
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Dani bulking
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>>63406398
Why not get drunk here and now with us? I'm going to be drinking while I watch, I'll raise a glass to your birthday.
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>>63406457
What are you drinking?
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>>63406424
>Why did Matt let them off so easily?
Because Critical Role has gone from an "Actual Play" to a theatrical rendition of what a DnD session looks like. It's not scripted, but it's sure as hell padded.
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>>63406481
Nothing fancy, just some jack and coke.
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>>63406457
>>63406398
there is a drinking game in the OP
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>>63406543
I only have horrible boxed wine which I only bought because it was $9 for 4 litres
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>>63406481
I've got a bottle of Kraken I want to drink in it's entirety tonight.
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>>63406558
>>63406543
cheers, drinking my favorite shitty red wine
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>>63406558
Eh, whatever floats your boat. I could only afford the JD because I had a coupon, otherwise it would have been two-buck chuck
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>>63406566
Remember to pace yourself.
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>>63406600
Not a chance, last time I over-drank Kraken I woke up to Trump as president. I want to see what happens when I wake up tomorrow.
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>marisha the MVP last week
>point this out
>the general freaks out

Every time. Marisha deserves a lot more praise than she gets here.
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Who's hoping Avantica comes back to haunt them as a Deathlock ?
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>>63406626
She wasn't as bad as she usually is so she is getting praise.
She reacted normally to a heavy situation which is a big deal for her.
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>>63406626
Marisha is tolerable but Beauregard is a terrible character, but she's terrible in that way where if her origin story was "used to be a pirate" would make
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>>63406626
She is actually improving, which makes me happy.
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>>63406626
I cant give her any praise because anything good she does it will never balance out how much she meta games
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When are they going to realize fjord is evil?
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Anybody else listening to the Angel of Vine podcast they were shilling for a few weeks back?

T'ain't bad. Would watch a Joe Manganello Noir Film.
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Anyone else really want to hate fuck Marisha? Especially in that ... whatever the fuck she's wearing tonight.

>>63406675
Hopefully not until he can take full advantage of it.
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Can't wait to see the new animation
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>>63406626
See, just because she has good moments doesn't mean that our dislike of her is any less warranted. Saying that she shouldn't catch hell for her stupidity because she finally made herself useful is like saying a lump of shit doesn't stink because there's glitter on it.
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>>63406326
That a cute .gif.
Shame it's Flagged Content.
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>>63406700
God, what a terrible shoop, but thank you.
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OK am I crazy or is this campaign just not as grabbing as the first one? I've been rewatching highlights from c1 and there is some intangible quality to it that just feels so much more . . . enjoyable? Maybe those characters were more likeable in a way? The minor characters feel like they have so much more life to them. Maybe Tal'Dorei was just a better setting than Wildemount?
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>63406626
>Baiting this hard
>>>/reddit/
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what the fuck is based marisha wearing?
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>>63406686
>>63406675
I love working out how long it will take a party to decide the blatantly evil character in the party is, in fact, blatantly evil and needs to go.
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>>63406686
No, because I have standards. I wouldn't touch Marisha if she tried to pay me. Also, she's married and I don't do that shit.
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fuck off with the pumatical sol shit matt
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>Pumat Week

Nooooo! He opened a Sale Boat!
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>>63406728
It's because they are barely playing D&D at this point. It just feels theatrical and pandering to the fans.
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>>63406728
>OK am I crazy or is this campaign just not as grabbing as the first one?
The characters in this campaign are significantly less compelling, and the plot hooks are much more boring.
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Man, being out of the loop on Fortnite has never been a thing I've cared about, but apparently the toys are good?

>we're the worst Twitch streamers
Well, you are Marisha.

>>63406739
Something with armpit cleavage?
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>>63406765
didnt the last campaign actually star after this point?
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>>63406765
The main reason I keep pulling for c1 characters and settings to pop up is just that, they were much more lively.
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>>63406728
You're not crazy. I feel part of it has to do with how they created characters this time. The first time, they just threw characters together at their first game and rolled with it.
This time, everyone is trying so hard to stick to their super in depth backstories.

>>63406742
lol, I like that one.

>>63406744
Could you be more gay?
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I stopped watching the show months ago, and stopped reading these threads weeks ago. Has ANYTHING happened that is remotely interesting, or is it still a complete dumpster fire?
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Hey, a Thor shirt! Trav's been that guy!

New opening.. now featuring less Ashley?
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What dis
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shit, this intro getting me hype
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>>63406739
I don't know, but it looks easy to tear off and use to bind her arms while I relentlessly fuck her asshole...
... I mean. Velvet.
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>Critical Role anime
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DnD Beyond: the Series can be a thing any time now.
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okay that was epic
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Credit where it's due, that was good.
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>Molly
Who fucking cares?
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>>63406803
>now featuring less Ashley?
I'm pretty sure she was singing part of that.
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>those lyrics
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>Red Dragon
gUys ITs THorDaK
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>>63406826
im glad the special snow flake got killed
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That intro made Marisha's nips hard.
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>>63406830
>I'm pretty sure she was singing part of that.
Confirmed. Good call
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>matt has a bunch of his characters show up in his book
>the gentleman, okay
>pumats, yeah sure
>shakaste
jesus christ do they even watch the show
also those lyrics yikes
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Intro with all the current characters...

gee I wonder if there's any danger of these guys ever dying huh?
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so i missed most of the new intro, had to watch obsidian's announcement
marisha's top is fugly
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63406626
63406666

t. secret G&S shills
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Now if only the campaign was anywhere as good as that intro. Right now you could put up paint drying and it'd be more compelling.
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>>63406791
>This time, everyone is trying so hard to stick to their super in depth backstories.
I'm going to have trouble articulating this, but a common pitfall for players who get a bit too full of themselves is missing out on the "game" for the search for "moments." What the party seems to try and do nowadays is find the next big set piece their character can have a "big, deep conversation" that reveals something about themselves or their past, while going on autopilot for the rest of the campaign. That kills characters and it kills campaigns. The stuff you make memorable characters from is not the "stunning revelation," but a character holding an earnest conversation with another about cabbage farming while riding between quests. Nobody should focus on the Big Moments because the Big Moments are *always* going to happen - the DM will see to that - but the interstitial is entirely on the party to make entertaining.
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>>63406861
>shakaste
Wow, I saw him, but didn't make that connection. Jesus...
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>>63406867
>marisha's top is fugly
Then why is my dick diamonds?
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>>63406867
So what is Microsidian announcing?

Also, they are playing it twice, so you didn't miss jack?
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>>63406876
This campaign feels very formulaic, but I'll keep an eye out for that for the game I'm running this christmas
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>>63406899
you don't have fine taste

>>63406900
single player sci fi rpg
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I don't like it
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>>63406826
>He doesn't remember that Molly's whole thing was coming back from the dead.
C'mon, man.
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>>63406914
Isometric? 3PS? FPS?
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>>63406924
I remember he mentioned coming back once and I still don't care about Molly.
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>>63406861
Nalla was in there too.
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>>63406876
well put. there does seem to be something missing here. I guess if they don't feel like this is their 'moment to shine' they don't even bother with it.
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>>63406936
enjoy your ban
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Let's see if this episode is better when stoned
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>Maanaged to break just enough laws

Really hope Plank King comes back all Cultisted up, looking for Fjord's Marble.
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>>63406943
Neither do I, the character was a snowflake cunt, but that was his entire backstory, so he's obviously not gone forever.
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>>63406924
if he comes back I expect him to be an antagonist
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>>63406909
>but I'll keep an eye out for that for the game I'm running this christmas
An easy way to encourage interaction between party members outside of Big Moments is to spice up scenes with things the party could focus on - maybe there's a vendor trying to sell a party member some turnips, or the field they're in is full of fragrant wildflowers. It's their responsibility to fill the airwaves with conversation or reaction, but you need to give them something to work with.
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>>63406899
Because she's wormed her way into your penis, anon. She won.
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>>63406943
Maybe you'll care when he comes back as an antagonistic NPC?
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>seen the ship
>"okay we can go now"
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>>63406960
I hate how cynical 4chan has made me cause that would be so damn neat but I can't stop thinking of all the stuff that's not been paid out on so far in this game
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>>63406930
Watch the official announcement trailer for The Outer Worlds, a new single-player first-person sci-fi RPG from Obsidian Entertainment and Private Division.

In The Outer Worlds, you awake from hibernation on a colonist ship that was lost in transit to Halcyon, the furthest colony from Earth located at the edge of the galaxy, only to find yourself in the midst of a deep conspiracy threatening to destroy it. As you explore the furthest reaches of space and encounter various factions, all vying for power, the character you decide to become will determine how this player-driven story unfolds. In the corporate equation for the colony, you are the unplanned variable.
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>>63406876
Fucking this. It seems like every other episode had a half hour chunk with three conversations between three pairs of the Nein.
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>>63406979
Just don't see it
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>>63406960
Mad Max Dragshallow Route
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>>63406974
Not really. My dick wants her, but my mind knows she's a total cunt. I just want to rape her.
... fuck I need to get laid.
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>>63406347
Happy birthday buddy, hope you have a good one!
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speaking of eyes of the grave, did they ever find out what jamedi’s deal was
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Damn, Fjord's patron is eating his memories!
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>>63406347
Being alone is the greatest, isn't it?

>>63407039
Nope.
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>>63406398
I will drink with you anon.
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>>63407039
I have my money on tag-a-long spook
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>>63407039
Plank King's undead spy, maybe? I don't think they ever really fully elaborated on it.
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>>63407050
>Being alone is the greatest, isn't it
Not when it's been years, some minimal contact is necessary, at least for me
>>63407057
>tfw remember playing pooh baseball 5 years ago
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If Nott hat's this, how is (s)he going to feel when the Nein has to go to the Elemental Plane of Water to seal off Ukatoa?
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>>63406876
>The stuff you make memorable characters from is not the "stunning revelation," but a character holding an earnest conversation with another about cabbage farming while riding between quests
This is the most important thing to take from your post. The greatest characters I've ever played were not the most highbrow or intricate characters I've ever written, but the ones that were able to interact with the world often, and in amusing ways.
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>>63407060
>spook
Imagine that. All for a hidden pun
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>>63407070
>Not when it's been years, some minimal contact is necessary, at least for me
I mean, yeah. I was being sarcastic. I haven't been laid in a year and a half. Shit is getting old.
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What the flask say above Kiri?
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>>63407073
Character refuses to go, Sam plays some character they meet there.
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>>63407090
>I haven't been laid in a year and a half
I haven't been laid in my now 24 years on this wretched planet
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>>63407093
"This Post Was Flagged as Explicit"
reference to the tumblr NSFW exodus
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>>63407093
Shots fired at tumblr clusterfuck
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>>63407093
Wait, never mind, it's Tumblr Flagging.
Laugh with me, Jocko!
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>>63407093
Post was flagged as something
Reference to Tumblr going full retard.

>>63407100
Have you never heard of prostitutes?
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So the image on Sam's flask is the Tumblr thing of, "this context is flagged as explicit" with Kiri?
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>>63407107
It's shocking how so many people are blaming Tumblr exclusively for the filters when it was their corporate overlord, Verizon, who's making them do it.
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>>63407016
>I just want to rape her.
Creepy as fuck. Seek help, kid
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>>63406347
happy birthday anon
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When are we going to get past the Fjord arc of this show? Its getting tiring having Fjord be the main character.
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this episode is straight from tintin
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>>63407121
Reference to the Tumblr porn algorithm flagging posts that obviously weren't porn. I saw architecture blogs and abstract art blogs get decimated by that shit.

>>63407130
Deal with it.

>>63407125
I think you mean Apple.
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>>63407016
>I just want to rape her

kill yourself dude. I mean that.
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>sam’s flask is satire of tumblr’s war on nsfw
>sam secretly wants more orcbarbs lewds
I don’t know if that’d be weird or if it’d make him even more /ourguy/
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>>63407125
Verizon and Tumblr are the same thing, though. It doesn't really matter where the order came from, you can't monetize porny content. Its why you're post on 4channel right now.
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>>63407136
After the last season having Grog basically being just the muscle, I am quite happy with Fjord being the MC of this group. Better then Liam again.

Next time Sam can be the main character. It'll be awesome!
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>>63407145
I get that, was just double-checking that it was what I saw, cause the whole Tumblr thing is just funny.
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>>63407136
>nott says she wants to visit home, before they even leave the empire
>Caleb says he'll go with her even if no one else will
>nothing is mentioned of it again.
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>>63407145
>>63407155
>I think you mean Apple.
Point is, there's very shady corporate fuckery going on.
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>>63407145
deal with your edge you mongoloid
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>>63407136
It'll be more tiring when we do the Beau Arc or the Caleb Arc.
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>>63407159
It is nice for Travis to have more of a spotlight, but fjord and his plot is just kind of boring to me, now that the only interesting part of his plot (Avantika) is dead.
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>>63407162
i don't want them to forget based caleb x nott
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>>63407145
>doom and gloomer, rapist and a multiquoter

If only you were namekfag that would prove all the problems of this general lie squarely on your shoulders.
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>>63407125
It's Verizon afraid of losing its potential ad revenue from Apple that's making them pull the porn, instead of giving Tumblr the pennies it would need to filter out the porn bots and hire people to better filter their 18+ content.
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>>63407150
Not really satire. That post probably WAS flagged.

>>63407160
If you don't use it, I suppose. I do and it's fucking annoying.
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>>63407180
She was interesting only because she was fuckable.

Honestly, shits about to get real. Some underwater combat is inbound.
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>>63407205
>underwater combat is inbound
I remember how that went down last campaign...
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>>63407174
>Caleb Arc.
Gotta disagree. When they do this they're going to be dealing with a high level spellcaster as the BBEG.
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>>63407100
Your fault.Tinder can get anyone laid. Some women have a kink for disabled guys so you still have a chance.
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>>63407203
not really. the filter 99% of the time just goes for anything that looks like skin colour
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>>63407218
>Tinder can get anyone laid
I've been on it for months and had 0 matches
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>>63407119
>prostitutes
don't
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>>63407199
>multiquoter
Having to wait a minute in between single posts just doesn't cut it for me, Anon.
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>>63407203
Oh, I get that it's fucking terrible for content creators on Tumblr, and I'm not even talking about the NSFW artists or sex workers who were using Tumblr to keep in touch with internet friends or for their business.

I know that this is going to ruin Tumblr, and Verizon only has themselves to blame.
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>>63407162
In regards to character plots I'm most interested in Notts plot and Caleb's wizard facist background.

There's nothing really going on with Clay now, Jesters plot with her mom has already been settled to a certain degree (though there is more stuff that can be done with the Traveler).

And I really could not care less about Beau's plots, not because I'm not a fan of Beau (even if she was a good character I'd still be uninterested in her plot) but because there's nothing interesting there.

Also Yasha is a glorified NPC, even if Ashley came back the other Players would probably have more of a role in Yasha's plot than Yasha herself.
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>>63407229
Lol. Maybe your profile sucks.
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>>63407216
Yeah, but one who's probably going to be a generic Nazi right out of central casting.
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>>63407221
>looks like skin colour
Google Mark Rothko. A blog that just posted his art had half it's shit flagged. Skin color my ass.
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>>63407108
it really is a huge clusterfuck
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>>63407233
Why? Some of the best sex of my life has been with whores. Including the two threesomes I've been able to have.
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>>63407253
I don't doubt it for a second, I'm terrible at everything
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>>63407244
agree, except obviously i hate beau.

i just thought fjord's backstory was... meh. even though i guess something was finally 'happening', it still felt boring. maybe it's because the glass shattered for me and i know there's no real stakes. didn't know because i didn't watch campaign 1
plus fjord as a character is meh
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>>63407254
>YFW the BBEG turns out to be an Alt-Right parody.
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>>63407267
>sex
>whores
oof
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>let this fucking fjord arc end already
>granted, the beau arc begins now
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>>63407268
Oh there's your problem. There is nothing more unattractive than no confidence. Sorry bro.
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>>63407244
Nott as atleast been doing things related to her story, sending packages home, saying multiple times she wants to visit home.

Everyone else seems to just do nothing until something happens them want to jump into the spot light,"Well we have this so lets just see where it leads"
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>>63407272
Yup. Also Avantika, the pirate city, and the Yuan-Ti city were easily the most interesting parts of Fjords plot. There's no where to go but down at this point, unless Matt really surprises me.
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>>63407286
What does that even mean?
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a creature ate the thing
they need to find the creature
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>>63407288
please no
i actually watched the talks machina (i know) and they were like "wow this is only the 3rd time you've used your punching truth ability" and nobody even takes that as an indication that marisha/beau/the class is fucking shit
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Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>63407288
Rolling for the odds of this being the case.
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>>63407155
>Its why you're post on 4channel right now.
I mean, it's not like 4channel is gonna be any more appealing to advertisers than 4chan was. no matter what you do the whole stigma of being the breeding ground the worst shit on the internet (or at the very least the perceived breeding ground) is still gonna be there
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>>63407229
Its definitely your shitty profile.

If your really desperate you could use Grindr and you'd have a guy over within an hour to suck your dick. Sucking off straight guys is a common kink for gays.
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>>63407300
honestly hope they find nothing and are forced to leave the sea and and nothing for fjord happens for like 30 episodes.
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>>63407288
>corrupt a wish
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>>63407300
I want the plank king to become an Uka'toa cultist by reading Avantic's diary
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>>63407325
>nothing for fjord happens for like 30 episodes.

Agree, I need a long break from Fjord at this point.
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>Clay wearing Frumptipus as a hat

Well, that'll get fan art.
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predictions on what the lair monster will be ? sea hag?
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im fine with travis, but he hasnt wowed me in leadership.
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>>63407334
That would be terrible story-telling if Matt did that. Why would the PK want to do that? He's the KING of a pirate island? Why would you leave your perfect fortress to chase wild geese?
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>>63407300
yep. and they were just over in an unsatisfying way
i just don't think matt is as good a dm as everyone makes him out to be. at least not for making interesting hooks and following them through
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>>63407350
YOUNG SEA DRAGON
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>>63407350
It would have to be a coven or homebrew. Sea hag is only CR 2
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>>63407360
because POWAH
why does anyone become a cultist
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>>63407350
Morkoth or something
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>>63407374
yeah but the song was really describing something close
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>>63407358
it's because as a player he's all about giving other people the spotlight
it's kinda hard to be the big dick in charge when you basically sacrifice yourself to let other people do cool shit
that's why caleb is going into the leader of the party role, because liam loves being the center of attention
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>>63407369
You mean turtle dragon?

>>63407380
Because they don't already have power.
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>>63407374
>thinking cr 2 will stop him
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>>63407360
Control over the entire ocean would be pretty fucking sweet for a pirate king. Remember that dream Fjord got?
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>>63407384
Still.

>>63407397
>Remember that dream Fjord got?
Yeah, but the PK didn't have that dream. Why would he think it was anything other than a pipe dream?
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>>63407380
>why does anyone become a cultist
Being offered love and acceptance when they're at their lowest point, if only they obey.
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Ship ransacked by merjews
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>>63407368
>i just don't think matt is as good a dm as everyone makes him out to be.

He isn't. I mean he's not bad I would never seriously call him a bad DM, and he does have his positive moments, but he is the quintessential definition of an overrated DM.
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FISH PEOPLE
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>>63407388
nah man, sea dragon

https://open5e.com/monsters/tome-of-beasts/d/dragons/sea/young-sea-dragon.html
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>>63407306
The published class was pretty lackluster, and Matt has been buffing it over the course of the campaign. That being said, Beau being boring and relatively useless is 100% Marisha's fault.
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>>63407411
Because when an actual god-like being tells you something, people tend to take notice
It hasn't exactly played subtle with what it promises Fjord.
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>>63407380
Acceptance and wanting a sense of community/belonging.
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MERFOLK
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I, for one, can't wait to see beaus backstory. I refuse to believe she's so braindead that the worst thing to happen to her is that she has a great dad who sent her to monk college.
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merfolk...? cr 1/8..?
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>>63407438
Merrow, actually.
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Sahuagin round 2
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>>63407439
She has literally said on Talks that that's what her backstory is.
She hated her rich dad, got back at him by selling his wine on the street, hung out with criminals, dad got mad and sent her to the monks, and now she's here doing fuckall.
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>>63407442
CR 2 WOW THIS GONNA BE GOOD
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>>63407442
give one dispel magic, and have them remove Water Breathing would be hilarious.
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Idoneth Deepkin incoming.
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>>63407439
>Doubting Marisha's ability to be brain dead.
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>Rest in peace tumblr
Holy shit Travis.
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>>63407439
Do you not know how much weed she smokes?
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>>63407457
The best part is the vast majority of the audience feels this backstory deeply resonates with them, and that they want to see this multilayered character explore her rich heritage.
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This map is so sad. This is what happens when Matt runs out of....
Oh shit, lights.
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>Travis playing Yasha
Why is she still here? Why is a woman that is on the show 20% of the time considered a “main character?”
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>>63407486
To be fair it's a pretty good idea for a backstory
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>>63407486
>the vast majority of the audience feels this backstory deeply resonates with them

Because most of Beau's fans are spoiled western tumblr teens.
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So I just got home, is it worth watching this fight or is it gonna be ez shit
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>>63407493
You have to give him credit, he makes badass maps.
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>>63407486
Fucking liberal arts college lgbt pinko commie faggots.
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>>63407486
Some people never stop being rebellious teenagers.

The internet reinforcing their sanctimony probably doesn't help.
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>>63407486
I've ranted before about what a fucking waste of a backstory that is.
Not only does it boil down to the pathetic excuse of Daddy Issues, but there's nothing compelling for her to seek, no rival, no goal, fucking nothing pushing her forward besides some vague notion of wanderlust.

It's lame as shit and frankly an insulting lack of effort to the audience.
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What are they fighting?I'm trying to juggle this and the game awards

>>63406884
>expecting the kool aid factory to have brain cells
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>>63407505
They're fighting Merrow (CR2) take that as you will.
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>>63407505
it's going to be ridiculously easy
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>>63407496
>Why is she still here?

They weren't going to leave her in Pirate Town to get lynched.
Coulda left her on the boat, tho.
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How is Travis so cute?
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>>63407545
Dad glow.
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>>63407496
Because they've invested the fans in Ashley too much to let her go. She never should have come back for campaign two. Now her shitty character got stuck on the boat and they have to drag her along until they get back to shore.

>>63407506
It's okay. The aquarium plants just look so derpy.
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>>63407419
>thinking Mercer would be allowed to use 3rd party books on an officially sponsored D&D stream
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>Unless it's a net
Nets always have disadvantage. Redundant rule.
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Ki point count: 1
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>They always go on about Wyrmwood, every other roll is cocked and needs rerolled.

These dice boxes sure are great.
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>>63407496
>Why is a woman that is on the show 20% of the time considered a “main character?”
I wonder this all the time
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>>63406347
Happy Birthday, Anon
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>>63407184
But..doesn't Nott consider Caleb to be her son?
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>>63407585
The towers at least look nice.
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>>63407605
>a woman
Solved it.
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>>63407619
>solved it
No. Its because Ashley has a lot of fans.
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>>63407605
Because Ashley is a generic blob of “nice, but absent” which overly-saccharine West Coasters can’t react negatively against.
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>>63407585
Cause they suck at rolling. I mean Sam just drops his dice
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huh. I'd never considered Aquarium decoration as something that could be used as D&D map terrain. if I were the DM who liked maps I'd try it out
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>>63407634
>I mean Sam just drops his dice
He seriously needs to stop doing this.
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>>63407496
sometimes I think she made a barbarian just so travis could play the character while she was gone.
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they were just expecting her garbage network show to get cancelled this fall but it didnt
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>>63407631
Let me make my joke.
Side note, she made my dick hard in What Women Want. You think she remembers what Mel Gibson smells like?
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CALEB IS DEAD
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gonna be honest, caleb just got fucking impaled, if he's not dead I'll be genuinely shocked
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>>63407579
unless you're a crossbow master rogue
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>>63407497
If she had gone Drunken Master maybe
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>>63407685
>>63407687
Don't tease me
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>>63407685
>>63407687
What happened? Busy watching Game Awards
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Wonder if DoorMatt is willing to have the blood in the water entice sharks or something with blood frenzy
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>>63407690
How does rogue change it?
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>>63407687
He's been impaled at least once before.
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>>63407721
he got nailed in the stomach with a harpoon.
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>>63407685
>>63407687
Caleb always gets mauled then slinks off and snipes until he can incinerate somebody in a hdywtdt.
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Wow what a """(((LUCKY)))""" roll...
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>>63407647
I'm already driving to the pet store my dude :3
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>>63407687
where do you think you are
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lads shaving in front of your computer watching this show feels so good
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>>63407668
I think Blindspot was on the chopping block after it got moved to Fridays but it still held viewers quite well so it got renewed.
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>>63407741
He'll have trouble doing so underwater
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So what are you eating anons? I have chili. It's about as interesting as this combat. Ok I guess but I already know the outcome before the bathroom break.
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>>63407727
CBM ignores disadvantage in 5ft and then uses bonus action to attack.
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>>63407753
I've never seen it. Is it any good?
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>>63407745
hope it works out for you
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Caleb always dies way too much. Can Marisha/Beau just be nice and give Caleb her +2 AC bracers? Beau absolutely does not need 19 AC.
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>>63407763
finished eating lasagna
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>>63407764
Wow, you answered the opposite of what I asked. Good job, mate.
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>>63407763
cooked up spaghetti, dad gives me home made sauce for it and I'm gradually improving the way I make it each time I prepare it.
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>>63407775
beau is supposed to be the new grog, an stay in front to get hit, but yea a lot of shit goes straight for the wizard
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sam if youre browsing /tg/ right now raise your eyebrow to the camera
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here's the hitpoint sheet

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17ByVOOOF-acVKURzX8XApifIwYzpiTtNwvQ86U2c81w/htmlview?sle=true#gid=859713773

highly fucking doubt this will be a challenge
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>>63407791
What's your basic recipe? A good protip is to fry some tomato paste in oil before you add the canned tomatoes, it greatly adds to the depth of flavour
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>>63407763
nibbling on some chocolate pretzels
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>>63407763
Finished eating pork 'n peppers with seasoned quinoa and a shit tonne of sriracha. My breath smells horrible.
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>>63407513
>insulting lack of effort to the audience.
this is what really gets to me. they're making literal thousands off of this and there's 0 creativity
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Why are they wasting all their spells?
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>>63407775
I can't believe she wasted level 4 on a feat and her vuman feat on a garbage feat. She could have upped dex
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>>63407775
Are you saying that Beau should think about the well-being of another person? You should be more understanding of her, she deserves it because her father was just awful to her.
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>>63407820
because either
1) they are awful players
2) the knew matt won't give them a challenge
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>Casting Bane

"You were simply born to the darkness, I chose it"
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>>63407609
it's what she said to get the others to back off. notably caleb is not actually her son, and there's nothing wrong with platonic feelings developing into romantic ones
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>>63407775
you expect beau to have an ounce of sympathy/imply the wife armor will be denied
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>>63407828
Caduceus is a big guy.
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>>63407820
Because why not.
Makes later encounters more 'suspensful'
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>>63407820
You must be new here

the dingbats always blow their load in the first encounter and we have to sit around an listen to them whine about being out of high level spells, or their class abilities, etc.
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>>63407769
Its ok, pretty stock standard for a drama, action-y show that tries to do a lot of near-future stuff.

I stopped after the first season, mainly because it dragged on and I found it pretty predictable. The cutest thing about it is that the show writers know that Ashley does Critical Role, so they write in a couple nods to it (in-show she plays a home game of DnD that's a Gnome Cleric, and they product placement'ed in a Critical Role mug).
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>>63407609
I think Sam said that because everyone was shitting on their characters. because we all know how great fjord and beau are
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>>63407828
>>63407849
>you merely adopted the fungus, I was born into it, moulded by it
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>>63407869
that is fucking disturbing
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what are you guys fapping to? for me it's autumn falls
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>>63407879
who?
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>>63407879
I don't want to tell you, it's some degenerate stuff. I'm talking hand holding tier.
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>>63407816
No matter how much MAtt insists "we're just friends playing together", he can't deny that they are selling a product to an audience. It's on them to respect that audience by putting in effort into entertaining that audience.

The show doesn't fucking exist without people to watch it.
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>>63407879
Those tits are too big for my tastes. I'll stick to jerking it to Marisha's top/dress/monstrosity..
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>>63407805
haven't tried that. typically I just brown ground hamburger, drain off the grease, mix in one half of the sauce. Save 1/4th a cup of the pasta water for the before draining off the pasta, mix the pasta in with the burger, add the remaining jar of sauce and the cup of pasta water, let it sit on medium heat so the sauce thickens (the home made sauce is thin, also to my knowledge the starch in the water lets the sauce adhere better or something after it boils off.) This week I melted a bunch of mozzarella cheese on top of it after letting the water and sauce thicken
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I can't not think of "You got Baned" as being THIS.
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>>63407902
>The show doesn't fucking exist without people to watch it.
At this point, yes. But it definitely didn't start that way.
That's really the biggest reason it's gone downhill.
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>>63407876
as it should be
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>>63407913
we /ck/ now
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>>63407859
>>63407820
I only started watching recently and even on a time sensitive mission where there are hints of more survivors trapped down in this mine they spend a 40 minute round trip taking a few survivors to the surface AND take an hour rest.

If Matt doesn't have dead survivors further in the mine because of this I will be disappointed as fuck.
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guys they did it, after 150 episodes they discovered debuffing
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>>63407902
yep. any time the show is criticised 100 fans crawl out to go "guys we're just so LUCKY they share their amazing HOME GAME with us don't be mean"
does your home game have constantly sold out merch? do people pay to see your home game live at conventions?
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>>63407925
I miss the old Garfield and friends cartoon
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>>63407879
I just listen to music during the break. Lots of metal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zx1ZtxUbGE
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>>63407933
>If Matt doesn't have dead survivors further in the mine because of this I will be disappointed as fuck.

Do yourself a favor and listen to the advice of an old viewer from the beginning of the first campaign, Lower your expectations now and it'll be less frustrating to watch
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>>63407955
I miss that old VA. really sucks he died every other Garfield voice felt so weird
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encounter is almost over, lets have this monster run so they can opportunity it and finish this encounter faster.
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Character that isn't even there gets all the kills.
>Yasha is such a badass!
>Fake smiles all around.
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>>63407879
>autumn falls
>Date of Birth: August 4, 2000 (18 years old)

fuck yes
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i won't lie, watching makes me sad i don't have my own group
>every roll20 group doesn't take me
>few irl friends can't/won't play

i-i just want my own adventure with some pals
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>>63407991
cause they know she's only 'badass' when Ashley's not there

I think its finally begin to settle in that Ashley isn't even needed for them to control their 'puppet'
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>>63408007
>every roll20 group doesn't take me
You must be That Guy as fuck if that's true. You should leave before you embarrass yourself.
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>>63408019
She is literally an NPC.
She has become the peasant with a pitchfork my Moldvay group hired.
Useful, quiet, and essentially group mascot.
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>That unenthusiastic HDYWTDT

Even the players are so distracted by other shit that they don't even care about their own game
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>Matt spent hours making that 3D ship map for a minion fight.
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group takes down the piss easy encounter

in other news, water is wet
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>>63408031
i don't think so. i'm too anxious to be That Guy
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>>63408046
matt is not a smart man nor good DM
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>>63408046
>hours

It was an MDF shipwreck and aquarium plants.
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>>63408062
hot take bro
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>>63408047
after caleb spends 2 third level spells
also matt seems annoyed tonight, i don't blame him
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>>63408046
it's basically his job
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Angry condescended Nott makes me think of Taako
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>>63408055
Then you must be shit at reading directions for character applications. Seriously, there has to be something SERIOUSLY wrong with you if you can't find a group on Roll20.
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>>63408038
Its funny cause she has another DnD game group i think, off line. The Plunder Monkey's (i think what they're called) its the home game of Mary, Steve, Will Friedle, Ash & Foster

They just need to come out and say, she's moved on and happier elsewhere.
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classic Red Herring Rusty Key
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>>63408067
and?

>>63408068
funny how having piss easy CR means easy shit to mop up. It's not like he is going to mandate a harder challenge
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Caleb octopus night vision mask. Pretty cool idea.
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>>63408089
>each campaign someone will leave the group for good
> it will never be Marisha
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>>63408094
If they don't actively use it now, they'll just skip it like everything else matt puts in front of them.

seriously, i want them to drop it and run into a locked door and spend the rest of the session acting like idiots wonder why they cant open the door.

while matt just dies inside a little more and finally snaps
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>>63408104
It's basically what Shakasta did.
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>>63408087
i follow all the directions properly. maybe my characters are shit or it's more of a numbers game when over 100 people apply
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>>63408108
Unless someone breaks her succubus spell over Matt, we are doomed to put up with her bullshit
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>>63408087
No kidding, i've been in r20 groups with fuck-anything-that-moves spergs, CR-wannabes, edgelords, etc. I can't imagine what the rejects are like.
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>>63408114
Forgot about him. Cool.
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>>63408117
>maybe my characters are shit
Post one of your apps here for critique.
>over 100 people apply
Yeah, don't bother applying to any game that has 30 or more apps already.

>>63408128
Right?
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>>63408108
>it will never be Marisha
Well that makes sense, her career is the weakest compared to the other players. This is likely her main source of income.
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>>63408117
if you're desperate enough, go join a 'living world'/West Marches server. Post on dndbeyond. Check the subreddit. Look at the forums on roll20 too. Don't just apply for one game and wait for a reply, spam that shit.

or just be a DM yourself.
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>why are there so many shipwrecks here

Did she forget the folk story about the evil monster lady that sinks ships? Why would she assume that isn't a thing in a fantasy world where all her friends but Caleb are weird monster people?
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JEster just pee'd on Beau. HA!
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>>63408126
Is she really that awful? What's the most retarded or metagame-y thing she's done?
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>>63408156
I wish she'd pee on me.
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>>63408146
>a bunch of us nerdy ass voice actors, and my wife play D&D
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>>63408146
She does WAY too much for the rest of their shows for her to leave.
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>you will never meet laura at a convention
>she will never call you cute
>you will never see her afterwards at a restaurant, alone
>she will never recognize you even though she met hundreds of people
>you will never hit it off
>she will never invite you back to her room
>you will never have sex at a con with her
>she will never tell you that you were pretty good despite your size
>you will never ask her to go on a date
>she will never look at you with pity while she explains that she's married and a mother has no interest in getting to know you, she just likes having sex with obvious virgin fans
>you will never stumble back to your room, confused and hurt
>she will never break your heart

Why do I even live?
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>>63408160
>any character has a dream
Hey looks like you had a bad dream, tell me all about it
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>>63408164
i wish they would change the intro to that
"Us nerdy as voice actors....(awkward pause)....and Marisha play D&D"
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>>63408160
Had to almost be forcibly restrained from casting skywrite "to warn townsfolk" of a possible dragon attack when she knew the town was protected by an illusion spell.
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>>63408160
She's the most diligent note keeper of the group, which is generally a good thing. Except she consistently fails to separate what her PC knows and what she wrote down.
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>>63408031
This probably isn't his fault. The 5e section of roll20 is filled with pay to play games, retarded groups that will fall apart within 1 session, and the occasional good game that gets 20 or more applicants.
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>>63408165
what exactly does she do?

all their shit is just knock offs of stuff thats being done or has been done before
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>>63408164
>>63408179

Well to be fair Marisha has voice acted if you check her IMDB, but its NOTHING compared to Laura's, Liam's, and Matt's voice acting career.
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>>63408173
>You will never fuck Laura when she has a vag that wasn't ripped apart in child birth.
>You will never fuck Laura with nipples that haven't been chewed to shit.
>You will never fuck Laura with a belly not covered with stretch marks.
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>>63408177
That sounds like it would get old super fast.
>>63408185
Has it ever been anything that drastically affected events?
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>>63408194
No, that's not true at all. I've been a part of plenty of games.

>>63408201
She produces.
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>>63408201
"Creatively Directs" which amounts to putting THE CAR in charge.
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>>63408140
one of my characters was a reclusive, studious goblin wizard who wanted to adventure to emulate the heroes they'd read about in books. i don't know. it wasn't as bad as some. and yeah i don't apply to any with a high amount to begin with

>>63408152
thank you. you're right. i've been the dm irl so i was hoping to escape
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>>63408220
>studious goblin wizard
Anon... come on.
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>>63408202
they only gave her a role in deadfire to complete the critical role cast
she sucked btw
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>>63408201
she's producer for basically everything, so basically she's incharge of all the financials getting things for sets and arranging guests and all that shit. nothing thats anything to scoff to be completely honest.
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>>63408202
>Most of her stuff is after they started playing D&D
oh yea, im sure she got plenty of voice work before she started playing with them
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How long until Danni "large as a" Carr starts playing a guest character?
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>>63408173
>wanting to have your heart broken and deal with emotional shit that comes with "no strings attached" sex

I don't see the appeal
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>>63408259
I will never watch that episode.
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>>63408238
>they only gave her a role in deadfire to complete the critical role cast

Well Marisha ray did voice a lot of characters. She voiced Oboro in Fire Emblem Warriors, AJ Mason in the Friday the 13th game, 3 characters in Fire Emblem Heroes.

She also voiced Margaret in Persona 4 Arena Ultimax, Persona Q, and Persona 4 dancing all night.

https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/Marisha-Ray/
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>>63408214
it super annoying
>tell me about your dream
what are you talking about
>you looked like you had a bad dream lets talk about it
I didnt have a bad dream
>you're covered in sweat and were thrashing
Matt said nothing about sweat or thrashing.
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>>63408259
>guest
They'll make her a full player within a year's time. Screenshot this post.
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>>63408282
She is also Matt Mercer's wife
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>>63408236
meant gnome
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This episode is not terribly engaging.
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>>63408259
>Implying she won't take control of Yasha
>Implying this won't usher in an age of "body positive" fat slob Yasha art
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>>63408282
She's also not even 30 yet.
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>>63408303
No shit, it's the obligatory underwater mission
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>>63408242
>so basically she's incharge of all the financials getting things for sets and arranging guests and all that shit.
So she's a glorified gopher/secretary who calls their friends asking if they want to be on their programming?

>nothing thats anything to scoff to be completely honest.
Sounds like she could easily be replaced by any number of more cost effective temps
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>>63408298
This should be a bannable offense.
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>>63408289
Anyone tried to make up a bad dream just to get her to drop it?
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>>63408282
All after CR started.
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>>63408282
these are after they had been playing D&D, they played for awhile before they started streaming at the start of 2015, i bet she has used them as a way to get more work
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>>63408315
>tallesin is 10 years older than her and felt her up during all of C1
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What is happening I am too drunk to follow
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>>63408335
Do you really have no concept of what a program producer is? How old are you?
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>they'll never expect us to walk right into the trap!
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>>63408335
I mean, at riskk of sounding like a white knight, I'd honestly dare you to try and do the same thing
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>>63408282
characters no one has ever heard of
the critical role voice pack content for deadfire is 30 mins long. the actual companion banter is 20 mins. they even had matt there to voice gilmore, they wanted that critical role money so bad. that's the only reason they got her on board
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>>63408348
14 years even.
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>>63408339
what's wrong with it
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When did reddit and tumblr find this thread? Some real strong ray defense goin on here
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>>63408350
They found another ship wreck and they think this is where the third orb was taken.
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>>63408310
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>you will never have post session sex with Laura while she whispers sweet nothings in her -shin-chan voice

Just got off of work, what's happening? I missed you fucks
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>>63408335
Uh dude I'm not a Beau fan by any means, but even I have to admit you're really reaching hard to try and discredit Marisha's work.
Its super transparent.
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>>63408371
You seem to be confused. No one is defending her. We're just showing how she would never be dropped from CR because she got her cunty tendrils deep into the rest of G&S programming.
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>>63408259
please no. she's so annoying. i hate how she's inserted herself fully into talks
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>>63408282
>point our marisha barely does any voice acting
>same anon shows up to post the same 3 games she did

every fucking time, lmao.
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God this whole perception fail is definitely an issue...
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>>63408383
We missed you Shin-chan
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>>63408376
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>>63408360
Margaret is a lot of people\'s waifu
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>>63408386
>1197334003041
you've been here for too long
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>>63408394
>same anon
You won't believe probably but this is the first time I've posted anything about Marisha's voice acting. I just googled her voice acting career after you made that post.
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>Infomercial Jester

Well, that's the most entertaining this episode's been for the last half hour at least.
Isn't there a better way?
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>>63408369
people inexplicably hate gnomes. probably for the same reason they hate Teiflings, half-elves, and anything not of the original "3 core races"
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I'm getting some major Subnautica vibes here...
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>>63408424
I really miss Travis' comic relief this game. Laura has really done a good job, but both + Sam would have been awesome.
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>>63408420
dont use things as examples after they started playing though, They started for Liam's birthday, which was like may 2014.
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>>63408369
gnome players tend to be ecks dee so randumb and funny eccentric inventor or wizard, who all do that one fucking annoying nasally whacky voice. If you want to be happy go lucky, play a halfling. If you want to be a inventor, play a dwarf. If you want that +1 INT, ask the DM if they'd let you have it instead of the other cause I'd let you.
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>Marisha stands up and breaks my fantasy about her wearing a backless, velvet dress that has a slit going up one leg to the waist.
Boner destroyed.
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>>63408471
Yeah, well she was 25 in '14.
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>>63408451
>kelp in the cave is hiding big-ass stalker eel things that are indistinguishable from the kelp if they're not moving
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>>63408461
what the hell is that adorable/terrifying creature? I can't tell if its supposed to be a dog or a crocodile/alligator.
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>>63408438
ah. probably should've expected that

>>63408477
i wasn't planning on being that but i guess it's a problem with people's expectations. thanks man
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>>63408509
Gator
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>>63408504
John Keats had left behind a whole body of poetry by the time he was 25, you can do shit before 25
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>>63408522
I hope its safe.
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>>63408461
>meanwhile, in Florida
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>>63408477
>group of friends start playing D&D
>one tells me about her character
>Its a wizard, but its really 2 gnomes on top of each other, Wizard on top and rouge on the bottom.
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>>63408513
You're a stranger on the internet, ain't no one stupid enough to let you near a gnome, or a drow, or a fucking CN rogue. Unless they're braindead, or the 1% of actually competent and able to talk with their players DM.
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Why trust a service that apparently can't afford to pay for ads any more?
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>>63408525
That's a terrible analogy and you know it.
You don't have to audition to be a poet.
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>>63408504
Ashley Johnson was a series regular on a sitcom by the time she was 15!
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>>63408504
you know like everyone else on the show was doing work before and/or during college right?

You can do shit before your 25
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>>63408535
>rouge on the bottom.
Make up goes on top.
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>>63408545
You have to get published or at least discovered, Keats wasn't overly popular in his own time, but you can still achieve great things at a young age
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>>63408561
>>63408556
You know... good point.
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>>63408563
they acted as the legs and did stealth rolls so people only saw the top gnome
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>>63408574
>The joke.
>Your head.
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>>63408538
what about monstrous races? are those safe? or do they have furry rep
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>>63408574
>missing the joke
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So what was happening before the break? I was barely paying attention. They were fighting some merrow and caleb almost died again?
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BECCA!!!
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>>63408586
>>63408593
oh well
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>>63408589
No.
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What's Becca teaching this week? Some kind of !Star Trek worker placement thing?
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>>63408621
Becca cheats.
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this tabletop gaming cafe opened up downstairs from my apartment

i might play dnd for the first time ever
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>>63408667
good for you bud
don't fuck it up or everybody will hate you forever
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>>63408667
You should do it anon!
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>>63408667
Lucky duck.
Don't fuck it up. You'll have to walk by it every day and relive your shame.
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>>63408667
Good luck, have fun, roll a Paladin.
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>What does the floor look like?
>Make in investigation check.
FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE?
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>>63408730
This drives me crazy. Stop rolling for everything.
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I honestly forgot to tune back into the stream because i got so distracted by PERSONA 5 AND SMASH TOGETHER

>>63408667
let us know how it goes anon
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>>63408738
You didn't miss anything.
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what's happening?
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Matt is so cute
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>>63408755
nothing interesting
seems the next orb is somewhere in this cave
probably a fight soon
nobody will die with matt merciful at the helm
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>>63408755
No one knows apparently.
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>>63408755
They are looking for something in some kind of chamber near the shipwrecks, or something?
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>>63408763
>seems the next orb is somewhere in this cave
Oh god they're still searching for these orbs? I can't wait till Fjords plot is over and done with.
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>>63408763
>>63408767
>>63408770
they're still faffing around looking for the orb? How are this slow? they have fucking Locate Object!
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>>63408763
>YFW they end up doing half an hour of RP in the dungeon, then do a skill challenge or puzzle for a half hour, then mat spends 15 minutes describing the final chamber/monster and they do the battle next episode.
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>>63408778
The good news is that there's only supposed to be three?
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>>63408788
What about the other six?
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>>63408788
doesn't avantika have the last one though? If they're still after those dumb orbs wouldn't that have to go back to her body?
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>>63408797
she lost her's in the snake temple, thats how she got control water
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I think Marisha got high over the break. She's smiling super weird.
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>>63408803
you imply she isn't always high
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>>63408813
*higher
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>>63408803
stop the fucking presses
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Possession time.
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>>63408793
Those are for Plank Kingington?
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>>63408797
avantika's orb was used to unlock the first seal on their patron
fjord currently has one, and they're looking for (what they think to be) the last one
i don't know why, since they've all agreed to not try and free whatever the thing is
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>>63408835
I still don't think he's going to show up again. Also, I don't think Avantika wrote about the other six in her journal.
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>>63408833
as excited as i would be this under normal circumstances, two clerics makes it less of a threat
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>>63406994
Having watched the trailer... looks fun. May give it a shot when I finally upgrade to current gen.
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>>63408840
>i don't know why
Because Fjord has a secret evil alignment.
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>"Can't we go back to the ship"
>That look from everyone else
priceless

I love Travis this episode
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Travis is such a scaredy cat, it's funny.
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So the monster they're about to fight is like the next level of Reward to Ukotoa, right?
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>>63408863
I think its obvious that Fjords evil. Remember when fjord attempted to drown Avantika after she got the orb?
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>>63408878
Yeah, but everyone kinda wanted Avantika dead at that point.
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>>63408878
Murdering an evil warlock isnt an evil act.
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Marisha is definitely high as fuck
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>>63408906
and strangely more pleasant
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>>63408906
She keeps touching her nose...
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>>63408906
Well, it IS a time ending in AM or PM.
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So hypothetical scenario
Say Fjord wants to abandoned his evil patron, should/would he lose all his powers and should he get a new one?
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>>63408920
DM Fiat situation, i think.
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>>63408803
>>63408813
Does this meme just come from her acting dumb all the time, or has she actually mentioned smoking or something?
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>>63408920
with a warlock, they don't work exactly like clerics
once the power is granted, it cannot be revoked
he could not, however, continue to progress as a warlock unless he took a new patron
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>>63408920
the way that 5e warlocks work is that at level 1, you've already completed your part of the bargain, and those powers you unlocked are yours to keep
i would assume the same goes for subsequent levels in warlock
i guess it wouldn't make sense to allow progression without a patron though
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>>63408920
No and yes. The powers are usually considered as given to the warlock, not constantly requiring patronage (like a cleric). But yeah, he would need to find some one else to patronize
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>>63408920
I don't think Warlocks lose the powers they've already learned from their patron. But they wouldn't be able to learn new powers.
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Smug pepe
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>>63408934
Yes.
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>>63408953
Her tits look pretty good in that top.
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>its an improvement

Bitch what did you just say to best girl
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i love how much of a scaredy cat travis is
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>>63408973
Apparently he jumps like a bitch at haunted houses.
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Expeditious Retreat
V,S,M(a fat line of charlie, which the spell consumes)
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>>63408934
I think she or maybe Matt mentioned her smoking a tonne on reddit before, Sam has mentioned it on stream as well
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>expeditious retreat, a spell that requires a bonus action to cast
>"I cast it as a reaction"
>"I'll allow it"
why are we put on this earth? just to suffer?
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>>63408997
she's brought it up on talks machina all the time
she's a notorious pothead
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>>63408997
There was a time early in campaign one where she said something to Talieson about the name of a bong.
Also, they go to burning man every year. That's all the evidence you need.
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Oh no, it's the real Buttonbeard!
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>>63408941
>>63408945
>>63408946
>>63408948
For give my ignorance of warlock mechanics. i usually go martial classes.
Interesting, so then if he does end up seeking a new patron as a part of a redemption arc, what path should he take, seeing that there's some people in the group that have higher powers that might be willing to act as his patron?
The Traveler (Jester)? Wildmother (Caducous)? Storm lord (Yasha)?
Might prove interesting and open up some character bonding/development.
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>>63409013
They're not in combat. I'd allow it.
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>>63409018
Yeah, it's hard to picture a non drug user going to Burning Man.
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>beau get's unconscious'd
>pink cow immediately metagames and turns undead

>>63409013
MATT
MERCIFUL
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>>63409013
they're not in combat
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Oh, she was getting possessed by the same thing that nearly wrecked them in the de Rolo tomb from C1.
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>>63409030
It's not really a defined mechanic, so it's fine.
Wildmother and Stormlord are gods, so probably not them. Maybe Jester can convert him.
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>>63409035
Didn't Travis go one year? It's hard to picture him even smoking on a joint, I think alcohol is as hard as he goes
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nice metagaming from taliesin there, and a fantastic job by matt explaining it away
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>Was I Tracy again?

I wish. Marisha SHOULD be playing a slutty Valley Girl bard.
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>>63409042
yea wtf was that? completely ruined the moment
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>all the porn is still up
does this board even have mods?
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so we're probably going to have them be jumped by CR2 ghosts

wow, very excite
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>>63409065
Explain how its metagame? He saw it happen and it's obv a ghost?
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>>63409068
Who gives a fuck? It's 4chan...
...nel.
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>>63409056
he's metagaming harder than liam this character
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Caduceus for MVP
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>>63409071
And the Fjord arc will be extended to episode 45.
Yippee
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>>63409074
he could have at least asked matt something like
>"Hey Matt, did my character see the ghost go into Beau?"
but instead, he just reacts to something that he may not have even seen
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>>63409030
Travis should just multiclass to be a Hexblade Paladin or something.
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>>63409086
Matt asks for a Perception check to tell what the goddamn floor looks like. I wouldn't ask either.
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>tfw slowly turning into a normie with a normal sleeping schedule
>living on east coast means you miss the seonc half of critical role

I feel weird
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>>63409084
zzzzzzzzzz

>>63409086
real convienent he doesn't press for a perception check when the wife is in danger
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>this episode
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>>63409106
don't feel weird, you aren't missing anything anyway
they most likely aren't even going to get to the fight this session
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>>63409103
Sounds probable. Jester will cast Ceremony to change Fjord's alignment.
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>>63409072
Before Matt could even finish what he was saying Pink Cow said "I turn undead." Matt literally said not yet because you don't know wtf is happening.

Then since he mentioned it Matt was forced to say, "Out of the corner of your eye you just so happen to see this crazy ghost thing."

>Nice.
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>>63409108
>when the wife is in danger
He's already let her die in campaign one. he's not afraid of sleeping on the couch.
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>>63409106
Yeah, EST does not like seeing the end of this show.
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>>63409051
Jester converting him...

>"Ok, Fjord, now for this part of the initiation you can't have pants on."
>"...are you sure this is how the ritual goes?"
>Traveler pops up behind Fjord, hands on his shoulders. "Lose'em"
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>>63409133
you say this whenever he knew the group had diamond dust up the ass then
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>>63409118
>300+ skeletons in there
Makes me want to explore even more.
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>>63409131
Matt should have called out Tal.
But it was Marisha in danger so of course he didn't. Because he knows Marisha will leave him for Tal if he gets on her bad side.
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>>63409120
Or Fjord and Caleb team up, betray the team, and become the real villains.
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>>63409119
>>63409137
I still hate being an adult though.
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>>63409103
That'd be cool. I think he'd be better as a Pally instead
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>>63409147
>Oskar! just take your pants off
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>>63409148
They still do.
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>>63409151
>Disadvantage on melee attack

Sure, if you want to be one of them.
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... Is this the lair of a Shadow White Dragon?
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>>63409174
Worth it.

>>63409179
Merrow lich?
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>Nightmarish Ariel's Grotto

That's my fetish!
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>ritual of conjure water elemental
>in an enclosed space underwater
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>And that's where we'll pick up next week.
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This is a pretty cool setting honestly but I just can't get into the suspense because I know there is a 0% chance of anything bad happening to these characters..
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>Coagulated blood
>Underwater
Why?
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Dark brown tint? Ew. They're using the table as a shitter!
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what the shit is going on
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OH SHIT. 1am initiative roll. I'm so glad I'm wrong.
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the ring underwater
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>>63409215
Yea honestly this was a great seatup
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>>63409215
I know there is a 0% chance of anything bad happening to these characters..
Yup. Its hard to get to get excited.
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oh, the fight's actually happening this session
nothing's gonna happen anyway, but I'm still surprised
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Are hags more dangerous underwater?
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Oh, it's just a banshee druid and a dozen ghosts just waiting for Turn Undead to fade away so they can assault the PCs.

And they're all underground without the right gear needed to fight in it.

They're boned.
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>Ghost Witch
>2 clerics

Unless there's something else here to mess with them, its no real challenge.
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>>63409228
They are about to fight a spoopy ghost lady that eats ships.
It's an Sadako.
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>>63409231
>it’s the underwater sequence from Inside
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>>63409215
especially with this new intro
i gotta respect taliesin, he's actually fine with letting characters die; he said he was gonna let percy die and i genuinely believe him, even if he came back in the end
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>>63409248
it's hilarious that you think merciful mercer is gonna actually kill them
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>>63409249
>Ghost witch casts Dispel Magic

They can no longer breathe underwater. TPK. I know for a fact this 100% happens right now.
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>>63409259
Oh, I know that they're not gonna die, but if this were a normal DM they'd be dead within three turns.
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>>63409248
Everything is gonna be fine Matt won't let them die.
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>>63409265
In dream...

But they did just get a new intro. and didn't Molly die not too long after they got a that DnD Beyond animation

It would christen the new intro perfectly
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>>63409265
>Matt playing Monsters smartly
C'mon, anon, you should know better by now
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>>63409270
as >>63409265 said, it'd be really easy to do exactly that
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>>63409258
>he said he was gonna let percy die
I was so fucking happy when Percy died.
And so fucking pissed when he came back.
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>>63409258
Yea the new intro is basically the nail in the coffin of this campaign. It's basically not even D&D at this point. I wouldn't be so upset if it was a compelling story but nothing about it is exciting. Oh well.
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So is it a ghost or a Sea Hag?
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>>63409292
Probably some combination of the two.
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Sea hag I'm guessing? Matt's descriptions usually match the artwork
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>>63409280
Animation curse would be amazing
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>>63409292
It could be motherfucking Tiamat for all the difference it'll make.
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>matt mercer gave this thing lair actions

IS HE ACTUALLY LEARNING?
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>Lair actions
Nice
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>lair actions
my nigga matt might be doing it
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>>63409248
It doesn't matter. They have 2 clerics and Matt Merciful as the DM.
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>lair actions
this better add up tosomething
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>Marisha is MVP yet again
>/crg/, or as I like to call them, /bitter general/ will shit on her as usual

It's okay, she can take it. But for the good of your soul, stop obsessing over her.
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>casting fear spells on the party
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH DOORMATT
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I predict two player deaths tonight.
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>lair action to frighten
>sea hag has this:
Death Glare. The hag targets one frightened creature she can see within 30 feet of her. If the target can see the hag, it must succeed on a DC 11 Wisdom saving throw against this magic or drop to 0 hit points.

This could be wild
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Maybe Matt Merciful was a ruse
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>>63409340
Like a carjacking gone wrong after the game?
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63409336
bad bait

>>63409340
we aren't out the woods yet
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>>63409339
Well he hasn't really been able to do it before.
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>he actually baited out like 8 spell slots on that joke merman fight
MATT???
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>>63409348
With Bless I hope he buffs the death glare
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>>63409348
He doin it damn
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Oh.
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HE USED DEATH GLARE
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>>63409323
>>63409350
>>63409339
Don't get ahead of yourself.
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Yo wait wtf
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...What?!
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OH SHIT
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>>63409348
So, it's a ghost Sea Hag.
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>DROP TO ZERO HITPOINTS SEA HAG

YES

ITS TIME
>>
IT'S HAPPENING!
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>tpk after that brand new intro
it won't happen. but imagine
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>>63409352
Lol, whoops. Though I wouldn't like Marisha's chances if she wore that top out downtown.
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I don't know why I come here ya'll are so toxic.
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Nott will lose her Son.
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Caleb at 0! HAPPENING
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Uh. GUYS?!
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Holy shit, Claeb already down!
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wait, pink cow is up

goodbye any challenge
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>>63409386
begone then lmao
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>>63409386
Give your balls a tug you tit fucker.
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>>63409382
Gotta remove Caleb now I know he wont die but imagine
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damnit i went to get some peanuts for this match and next thing i hear someone is unconscious?!
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>>63409407
pls not caleb. let it be beau
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>>63409408
pink cow is up, he'll be fine
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>>63409408
Caleb got hit by death glare. He is at 0 hit points kinda just floating there.
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he has to take out the wizard every time so the fights wont end immediately
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>>63409303
Please let it become a thing, dice gods
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>>63409407
if he dies-imagine how fucking mad Nott would go.
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thats over half of its health, in one players turn
>>
LEGENDARY ACTIONS BOYOS
>>
So let's say Caleb actually dies on Fjord's quest here.

How many days before Nott tries to kill Fjord?
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seahag only has like 15 hitpoints out of 54 . This encounter is going to be piss easy
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LEGENDARY ACTIONS
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>>63409439
I dont think its a MM sea hag, it has legendary and lair actions
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>>63409424
awesome...i mean, should've been Beau, but i'll accept this
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Beau is a bad body guard
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>>63409439
It's got legendary actions, numbskull. it's obviously not a normal hag.
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>>63409425
Calebs already at a severe handicap, most of his offense spells utilise fire, they're all under water. Caleb is basically fucked if he can't make those saving throws
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Caleb gets brought back does he still have water breathing..? He is screwed either way right?
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>>63409448
Beau is a bad everything.
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>>63409456
it just lasts 24 hours, doesnt mentioned getting lost when you hit 0
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>>63409430
it will prove Nott was right about the water.
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>>63409446
might be this
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/print/Hkrm39qVKG?dialog=true
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>>63409438
I personally like it better if Nott turns Fjord into her new 'son'
tries to dress him like Caleb, mess with his hair to look like Caleb, etc
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>>63409438
literally before the end of the night, or the immediate first thing that happens next game
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Had to take a phonecall from the start of the battle, what's happened?
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>>63409478
Caleb is unconscious. They are fighting some homebrew sea hag with legendary actions and lair actions.
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>>63409478
fear on like 3 of them, caleb 0 hp turn 1, and beau is charmed or something
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>>63409478
some lair action and legendary hag is attacking
some ability made Caleb drop to 0, pink cow is still up
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>>63409478
Deschilla scared Caleb to death (saving throws)
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caleb is up at 7hp
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>>63409339
He's only doing it because his wife is level 7 and can specifically end fear and charm effects with an action at this exact level
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>>63409488
>>63409489
>>63409491
Thanks, hope somebody dies
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>>63409489
>"Like, dude, hags are so hot....DID I MENTION I'M A LESBIAN?!"
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>>63409509
Stop it.
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Where are the mooks?
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>>63409509
you're not wrong. but that implies she remembers she has it
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Well it was a fun encounter while it lasted.
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wait what? I blinked, when did caleb come back
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Witch Bolt?....really...?
of all the spells to get....Witch Bolt?
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>>63409527
I think they're the lair actions.
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>>63409531
or someone reminds her
>>
YES! HAHAHAHAHHA
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>wasting 4th level slots
lmao
>>
caleb wiffs the 4th level spell slot

kek
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>>63409538
all his other stuff is fire based and they're underwater
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>>63409538
also isn't he frightened? so he'd have disadvantage anyway, unless that went away when he died
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>>63409537
Yasha used her Aasimar healing on him.
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>>63409538
Probably trying to use the autohit repeat function, hence the 4th level cast
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>>63409531
As long as she doesn't "misremember" it and think she can cleanse people of it and Matt allows it.
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>>63409538
In all fairness, witch bolt does a fuckton of damage. 4d12 damage will positively ream most enemies.
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>>63409555
Except fire magic is completely unaffected by being underwater in 5e. So he could fireball or anything like that without any issue.
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>lines up the Mighty Nein
oooh lightning bolt time
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>>63409555
he's got other stuff, but its the principle
Witch Bolt is bad, there's other spells he could have taken.
He has Magic Missile, while not huge damage, guaranteed hits
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>>63409565
>26 damage
That's less than a level three fireball. He's better off debuffing so the team can hit harder.
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>>63409565
the initial hit is good, the 1d12 each round after as an action is the shit part
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>>63409565
it only does 4d12 on the initial cast though, holding concentration on it does 1d12 subsequent rounds, and they can easily break it by moving 30 feet away
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>>63409577
Well, things have RESISTENCE but otherwise, just fine.
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>>63409555
He has eldritch blast. the most op damage cantrip there is.
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>disadvantage an melee attacks
>their mage casters offensive spells don't work under water.
>the monster has lair and legendary actions
I will shave my head if someone doesnt' die.
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>>63409579
Why would it have lightning bolt?
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>>63409597
get those clippers ready
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I hope she dies to the Unicorn Sea Horses
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>>63409597
better get your razor ready
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>>63409604
why not is homebrewed anyway
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>>63409597
Rev up that razor because no one will die with Doormatt in charge
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>>63409597
RIP, Anon's Hair.
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>gives them the action before the lair action

booo

>>63409597
be prepared to get a buzzer anon
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>>63409595
We're talking about Caleb. Keep up.
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>>63409597
Fire spells work just fine underwater, only they just have Resistence. So he could still still hit her with fire spells, they'd just do half damage.
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BIG LOLLYPOP TIME!
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>>63409597
Yo I want a picture of your bald head next week
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>>63409604
Sea hag has lightning bolt, she a modified sea hag. He made her go out of the way to line up the shot
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I'd enter Laura's Area.
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>>63409621
Ah ok. But I remember fjord took witch bolt before and I'm barely paying attention to this stream.
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>>63409597
THE HAG will not count for death
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Has the Sea Hag used death glare yet?
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>>63409597
you gonna actually deliver tho?
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Wow, Matt literally corrected her into doing the spell wrong
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>>63409632
>implying she would let you
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>>63409647
good
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>>63409640
Yes, hit Caleb with it too, but Yasha used her Aasimar 1/day heal to get him back to positive.
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>>63409640
>Has the Sea Hag used death glare yet?

Yes, and got Caleb with it. Yasha brought him back with Aasimar healing.
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>>63409640
yup on caleb
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>>63409640
she used it on caleb, but he got up again
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.... no ghosts trying to possess anyone
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>>63409630
>Sea hag has lightning bolt,
Only if it's part of a coven.
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>>63409655
No, she did more damage than she should have.
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>>63409665
That's probably this turn if Taliesin forgets about them, the Turn Undead effect should have worn off by now.
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>>63409597
deceptive wager

if no one dies, the cancer that radiates from the outcome will result in hair loss anyways
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>>63409665
>.... no ghosts trying to possess anyone

Yet.
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>>63409672
bad
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>>63409665
>>63409665
DOORMATT MERCIFUL
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>>63409647
Who?
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>>63409657
>>63409660
>>63409662
>>63409664
Nice. Hope he gets a chance to use it again
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>>63409652
Oh I know she wouldn't. Her love for Travis is PURE.
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>>63409678
pretty sure he's used up all his channel divinities
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>>63409690
I don't think anyone is afraid anymore. Except maybe Yasha?
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>>63409688
Spiritual weapon gets 1d8 every 2 spell slots so Laura shouldve done 2d8 and not 3d8
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>lair action: get fucked
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>>63409696
naw she's a slut. She just wouldn't want YOU
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>>63409710
Oh. I never read the "two." How about that.
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LAURA IS TAKING CLOTHES OFF
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>>63409709
>tfw they kill Ashley's character when she's not there
>Ashley uses this as her out to bow out of the show
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I think Matt is forgetting Horrific Appearance, no?
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I'm hoping the art for jester's sea horse unicorns is good

ah who am i kidding, they'll all have the face of dani 'size of a' carr or something stupid
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Liam is a worse player than marisha. She's annoying, sure, but liam thinks he's the main character and broods every chance he gets
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Oh boy, it's that time of the encounter where doormatt starts giving them op attacks that will magically kill her.
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>>63409730
Once you pass the check once you're immune for 24 hrs
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>>63409728
As much as I make fun of Yasha being a NPC I'd actually be sad about this, but its likely for the best.
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>>63409732
I lol'd

>>63409737
Please be patient, Caleb has autism.
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>>63409667
Damn, I was really hoping he still gave it to her they were lined up perfectly and everthing
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>>63409737
at least he has talent
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>>63409719
Thé spell is very badly writen, lots of people get it wrong
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>>63409728
Even if she "died" it won't stick. They have two clerics right there to bring her right back.
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watch as it convienently has low hp to bail them out
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Shouldn't they be making checks against fear almost every single turn?
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>>63409750
That was a lair action though, not her creature trait.
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>>63409667
plz let there be a coven of these hags that start stalking the party after killing this one
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>>63409737
>main character
Liam has been taking a mainly supportive role throughout this campaign.
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>>63409769
do they even have the components?
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>That Marisha cleavage.
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>>63409769
Maybe she refuses to come back until her god does it himself. She is a Zealot afterall and it should be easy to RP.
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>>63409778
>They go to leave
>2 hags block their path

We can dream
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>>63409778
that would actually be really neat
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>>63409787
Yes, they bought at least two.
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>>63409790
>Cleavage

Her tits are kinda too small for any real cleavage.
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>>63409773
eeyup

but have you met matt merciful?
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>>63409790
She has some tasteful new implants
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>>63409787
>zealot barb not costing mats to rez
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>>63409799
But that's functionally the opposite of Zealot's flavor.
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Fjord needs to get the stone from the throne and eat it.
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>>63409817
Not when she bends forward in that dress. Great little handfuls
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>>63409844
Gee Fjord, how come you get TWO orbs?
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caleb drank a potion even though you cannot drink underwater according to matt... that was a good chance to make this a bit challenging...
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>>63409848
True.
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The c9okies are laced with pot, aren't they?
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>>63409860
>matt
>challenging
pick one
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she is high and forgot her munchies
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>>63409807
Well i dont mean immediately, but they start stalking them afterwards as bad luck follows them everywhere they go

>>63409812
i would really wish for it with any of the enemies they encounter but sadly matt doesn't do consequences.
I had hoped that people affiliated with the Iron shepards or clients that were looking to buy jester, yasha and fjord would come after them but...doormatt
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>>63409870
A man can dream.
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>>63409868
>"Bring me cookies!"
>"Marisha, they're brownies"
>"Cookies!
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>everyone is hold an action to attack her
matt will now march the hag back into the room so everyone can attack and kill her
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>>63409904
That's a chocolate chip cookie, yo.
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>>63409913
yea i saw it after i hit post
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>she's starting to look pretty hurt
alright, goodnight everybody, no point staying up to watch them win this fight without any issue
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If a character died permanently who would you want it to be, and what class would you want them to reroll as?
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>>63409905
get this man to vegas
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Why the fuck aren't the ghosts doing anything. And why is Matt not using Horrific Appearance?!?!
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>>63409928
lol at anyone thinking this would be a challenge.
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>>63409932
beau
cleric
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>>63409928
i was expecting a "eat all of the ghosts to heal" action, or why doesn't she go back into the walls and run away
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>>63409932
beau, reroll as a blind, deaf mute
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>>63409932
Beau, and have her make a champion fighter
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>>63409932
beau

have her roll a champion fighter so we don't gotta have her "forget" her ki points
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>>63409932
beau, barb
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>>63409946
I got my hopes up when Caleb went down straight away and Matt mentioned summoning spirits, but instead she's just getting action-economy'd to death just like every other fight
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>>63409948
>3 clerics.
So you want this group to be immortal and destroy everything?
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>>63409933
it was very predictable, no one can see the hag, he only moved her 10 ft
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>She's looking rough
>Let's get into melee
MFW
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>>63409942

Matt "forgot" about all the ghosts in the room
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>>63409932
Beau
Fighter Champion (easy to play) or Barbarian (so she has excuse to be a dumbass ie low INT)
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remember concentration checks?
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>>63409963
>I got my hopes up when Caleb went down straight away
Caleb pretty much always gets knocked out like at least once almost every session. You shouldn't take that as a sign of a actual challenge.
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Turns out Matt Murderous is a ruse
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>>63409974
DOORMATT

MERCIFUL
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>>63409942
>>63409975
If they're turned doesn't it take 10 rounds to end?
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>>63409980
low int doesnt matter for marisha, she got feebleminded and still acted normal in c1
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Here it comes.
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>>63409992

matt is supposed to roll saving throws for the turn to end each round
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>Fjord isn't using 2d10 for eldritch blast
Well fuck travis
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>tfw the hag escapes
I can at least feel satisfied that just once the monster gets away
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>>63409992
Didn't clay only turn one ghost?
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>>63409995
I don't remember that.

>>63409992
OH. I totally missed Turn Undead. Makes sense.

>>63410010
Why would he?
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>>63410010
?
it makes 2 attacks with a d10 u ape, not one attack at 2d10
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hag escapes and fucks up the boat while they count the loot
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how fast can it heal itself? maybe they have to fight it again
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>>63410013
that is the most i can expect from doormatt
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>>63410028
...fuck i'm tired your right
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>>63409995
oh damn, thats right. well fuck...

yea, just fighter then
or you know....what about wild magic sorc
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>>63410030
That would be neat-o.
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>"this is water, there is a vertical aspect if you want to use that"

>players forget the environment they're in, and how to use it
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>>63410030
would be awesome. especially since this battle isn't a challenge whatsoever.
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>>63410030
yes please.

strand them on a island somewhere where no one will ever find them
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>Wasting legendary actions on movement shit
>Still no mass possessions
Like I said, this could have been literally Tiamat and been the same challenge for how dumb doormatt is playing her.
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>>63410055
>where Vandran and/or Plank King will find them
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>>63410062
>Wasting legendary actions on movement shit
It has like, 2 hit points. Why would it stay to fight?
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>>63410030
I'm down with that actually, been a while since I've seen a good villain in this campaign.
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oh shit the ghosts are back
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>>63410066
plank king wont want to see them again.

>peppers island with canon fire.
"dance bitches dance!"
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>>63410074
Why does it have shit HP when there's 7 PCs on the field? Why wasn't it buffed properly?
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>>63410030
>Hag escapes
>Disguises itself as a beautiful woman
>Gets rescued by the crew
>Healed up
>Disguises itself as a crew member
>Squad returns
>Vicious ambush during the night.
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>they all clear the dc
I know matt prides himself in being honest but at this point I'd start just arbitrarily changing the dc just to make this feel more interesting
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>>63410095
cause Doormatt Merciful
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>>63410095
Are you kidding? It had at least 100 hp. MM Sea Hag only has 52.
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>>63410084
and they do nothing!!!
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>>63410095
he let them them do extra dmg, and walked it back into a bunch of held actions
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>>63410095
if it has shit hp, why the fuck does she not have backup
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>the hag is officially fled
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>I want the money
>We should keep searching for her

Yes...please SPLIT THE PARTY
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>>63410117
She did, but it was fucking ghosts against 2 clerics.
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>>63410109
twitch chat counted somewhere around 200 250 HP
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>>63410109
>Only 100
Shit needs at least 250+ minimum if it's on its own at their level.
>>63410117
Because >>63410106
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>>63410141
lol >>63410138
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Glad the hag is alive at least.
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>>63410102
I wish
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>>63410150
The song lives on.
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pretty sure the only reason they are blowing their spell wad this early is because they know this is the last fight

>>63410132
you're not wrong
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>>63410102
that would be absolutely amazing
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So, this officially makes Fjord into Four Eyes, right?
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>ignoring all the times he interjects himself to say something stupid and pointless
>just like marisha
>ignoring how he stops everyone so they know he's brooding again


anon...why
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>>63410190
"Four-balls Fjord".
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there should be a lair action every 6 secs
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They need to destroy the table. Otherwise more ships are going to keep crashing
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>>63409932
Caleb. Nothing until liam gets psychiatric the help he desperately needs.
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>>63410202
Not if it left the lair.
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>>63410216
this whole cave is the lair
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>>63410225
NOT IF IT LEFT THE LAIR.
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Is Kraken anon still here? How are you going with that bottle?
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>>63410102
Sea hags can't make themselves look beautiful, but that would be cool.
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>>63410232
>one of the lair actions is the sea weed grapping at them
>the whole time they been in the cave sea weed has been grapping at them
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>>63410256
What's your point? If they hag left the cave, it wouldn't use lair actions.
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>>63410252
Good point. Still could work if she looked like some shipwrecked old crone I guess. I'm sure someone on the crew is considered ugly at least.
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/crg/ I'm bored and tired, so quick question, can a kensei two-hand a longsword and still make the followup martial art's attack?
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>>63410252
just homebrew it. it not only makes itself but gains an alluring visage. watch beau's 'character development' go into full gear as she insist the party take her on board

Party is shocked and clueless when they discover her dead body the next morning
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>>63410287
Yes. You can kick.
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>>63410287
Yes, even if letting go for a second was questionable you can always kick and elbow.
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>>63410287
Of course. Just like other monks can versatile a quarterstaff.
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guys i brought a roll of toilet paper to the desk and now i dont need to go pick up some at the bathroom everytime i need to fap, it's fucking amazing
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SPLIT THE PARTY
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>>63410315
>Getting bits of paper stuck to your dick instead of using wet wipes.
Grow up, Anon
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how many people here think that Fjord is evil alignment?

me
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Gotta say I do genuinely enjoy Fjord constantly giving in to his errant power lusty curiosity.
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>>63410323
yes please
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so, given how nothing much has happened: how did you guys like the game awards?
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WTF ARE THEY DOING
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>9 more
>I'll take 20
This is great.

>>63410331
Obviously. And with what Caleb just did, I'm starting to wonder.
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>>63410331
Caleb also secret evil, the potential is there
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...what the fuck are they doing? Thats what causes the storms!
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>>63410323
DO SELF HARM
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>>63410331
i'm ok with this for >>63410334 reasons
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>>63410303
>>63410309
>>63410314
cool, thanks
it's late, so my brain is slow to function
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this table has dealt more damage to the party than most things
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>Fjord and Caleb helping each other in their morally questionable quests.
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>>63410341
>Vidya
Who gives a shit?
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I think they almost summoned a hurricane via Control Weather on the dias.
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>>63410351
Do they summon a storm that
a) causes Ashley to come back and make her character relevant

or

b) destroy their own ship and this becomes Gilligan's (Beau) Island?
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FUCKING PUSSIES
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>>63410350
>secretly
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>>63410363
Fjord is manipulating Calebs lust for knowledge
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>>63410369
Nah, I bet it would have just been a Water Elemental.
Unless he said something about a storm and I missed it.
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>>63410341
>caring about game awards
I'm not 14 anymore.
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>>63410370
Nott claimed to be Gilligan, not beau
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>>63410364
well there's nothing going on, so that's why I am asking
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>>63410350
Caleb was originally created Lawful Evil, but changed it to Neutral after session 0.
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he said earth and fire, that shit summons a volcano
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>>63410375
Caleb should manipulate Fjord's lust for Jester
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>>63410385
You're in the wrong board tonight, son.
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>>63410383
But Fjord's the skipper, he needs someone to hit with his hat
Caleb and Nott are the Mr and Mrs Howell
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>>63410395
you mean jesters mom
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>>63410379
The Game Awards are mostly just a venue for new game trailers, man.
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>No consequences
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>>63410423
well they did do a freebie blood ritual
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>>63410369
I FUCKING CALLED IT!
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High level elemental type conjurations:
Storm of Vengeance (9)
Tsunami (8)

And it's probably the former
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>>63410423
From what? A dungeon run? What fucking consequences did you want them to have?
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thank god its finally over
>>
the group is kind of dumbasses
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>>63410450
DEATH
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God damn it. Doormatt merciful you could have at least had them in the storm!
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DAW SITTING NEXT TO MARISHA
HOLLYWOOD 9/10 NEXT TO TRAILER HICK
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>guest next week
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deborah_Ann_Woll

she's the blonde chick in Daredevil, which got cancelled
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>>63410450
character death
summoning of the ship wrecking storm
ANYTHING
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Wait where did fjord want to originally go to. Is thay another temple location
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FUCK YES, DEB AS GUEST! THANKS FOR CANCELING DAREDEVIL, NOW WE GET BEST GUEST!
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Woll is a babe. Wow.
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>>63410470
She is fucking adorable and loves D&D.
Best Force Grey.
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>>63407504
you are so right
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>>63410484
>>63410490
replace marisha when
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>>63410504
When she stops being integral to G&S programming, and Mercer's wife.
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>>63410516
are you retarded she doesnt work for g&s anymore
besides the split between CR and g&s will happen at the end of the year, they already did a full sale on merchandise on the g&s store and stopping showing CR reruns on the weekend
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>>63410516
Hopefully next Thursday she seduces Matt before the show, then 5 mins before filming the entire cast walk in on them fucking and Matt leaves Marisha for Deborah.
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>>63410549
Well then CR programming.
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>>63410472
It's fucking rare to have someone die in a one off dungeon.
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she's a cutie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXcUOIbthQQ
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>>63410566
>It's fucking rare to have someone die in CR.
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welp, pretty sure next week is going to be faffing about doing pirate shopping, then sailing back to namek
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>>63410568
Looks like a cross between Elle Fanning and a young Cate Blanchett
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If Beau died in a manner that left her unable to be revived and Matt didn't back out of it how much would your enjoyment of CR increase 1-10 and would you consider the encounters less predictable/scripted?
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>>63409995
>pretending you know how feeblemind works by raw

It lets you differentiate between friend or foe and even make melee attacks dipshit
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>>63410598
9 if she came back as a character that wasn't a cunt. Yes.
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>>63410598
100/10, and I would genuinely believe he ACTUALLY isn't scripting bullshit
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>>63410574
Do you have a party of 7 die often unless every fight is like the end of a campaign boss?

>>63410598
>pretending that /tg/ would ever think the show isn't scripted despite it following the trends and patterns of every tabletop game

>>63410616
You asked for this by complaining about her positive do gooder characer
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>>63410568
I can't stop looking at her mouth. I want her teeth to brush the head of my cock as she closes those lips around it.
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