If the eldar are owned by slaneesh, does that mean joining slaneesh, working your way up the ranks, will get you a harem of eldar women?Also is there a canon reason why having sex with eldar women is bad?
>>63395110>Also is there a canon reason why having sex with eldar women is bad?Their genitals aren’t compatible with human genitals. You can stick it in, but it woudl be painfull for both.
Oh boy. This will be a quality thread full of on-topic discussion and no memes.>will get you a harem of eldar women?No, that's absolutely not how this shit works. Slaanesh feeds on their souls, not owns them like toy soldiers.>Also is there a canon reason why having sex with eldar women is bad?No half-breedsAlso you are a stupid, slow monkeigh with no passion and finesse, she will fall asleep during it.
>>63395110At best, you're going to have to accrue a harem of Dark Eldar, so unless you're into some weird power bottom shit keeping on top of them all is going to be tricky. At any less than best, you're going to join the harem of humans of some dark eldar warlord, which is going to involve being subjected to some of the nastiest shit you can think of, have fun,
>>63395110>If the eldar are owned by slaneeshliterally wrong>does that mean joining slaneesh, working your way up the ranks, will get you a harem of eldar womenno>is there a canon reason why having sex with eldar women is badThere's nothing wrong with having sex with eldar women, eldar men do it once every so often. It is a dull, loveless affair, designed so that as little actual pleasure is derived from the matter at all.Most other races do not wish to copulate with the eldar, but the act itself is not bad, merely may result in negative consequences.For an example where mating with eldar women is good, tyranids would love to mate with eldar women until the world is devoured and everything on the planet is turned into biofuel for the bioships.
>>63395134That sounds like something a ineptus seethingtas sister would say
>>63395134Why? How do you figure?
>>63395134>implying a slaneesh cultist wouldn't stick it in anyways
>>63395140T.Seething elder male>>63395145T.bootyblasted dark eldar>>63395147Seething female inquisitors
>>63395166>t. seething HFY-faggotAnd here we go.
Do they still have that fluff that says eldar women have to be supplied with the father's genetic material several times during their pregnancy instead of all in one go at the start?Cos I mean, that's going to lead to some epic cuckolding porn.
>>63395145Dark Eldar are not chaos eldar.
>>63395179With enough drugs I can see it happeningWe need the an unbiased point of view, perhaps a rogue trader with a harem of alien waifus
>>63395166I don't see why so many people immediately think fucking an eldar is "bad", when that's only specific to the Imperium.The orks can't fuck them without the right genitalia, chaos/dark eldar would gladly fuck them, tyranids would nom, necrons have no genitalia, tau probably wouldn't because of their strict caste system, and eldar certainly would fuck other eldar, but...For some reason it's "bad" because the Imperium thinks fucking any xeno is bad? Protip, 3 out of 7 factions would fuck an eldar woman, and only 1 (or maybe two) is capable but unwilling. You've been outvoted, Imperials, fucking an eldar woman is perfectly acceptable.
>>63395134>You can stick it in, but it woudl be painfull for bothSo kinda like my last marriage.
>>63395216He's just a smut- or waifufag that doesn't like the actual lore.
>>63395191Why do you need drugs? Just tell the pregnant eldar lady that her husband has lost himself on the path of warrior and may never return. Rather than let the foetus die she could instead have a child that's at least partly the fruit of love between them.
>>63395232But actual lore is always being fucked around by GW>>63395237Sorry my brain kind of farted, I was thinking if it were possible through unholy magic a man could creampie an elder female several times to get her pregnant
>>63395329Maybe human semen is so good, it can complete the genetic requirement in one go.
>>63395343You wish, the only ever confirmed but probably not canon anymore half-Eldar had an Eldar father.
>>63395110oh, hey. the mon-keigh joke. it sounds like "monkey". get it? it's like the eldar are calling humans "monkeys". it's hilarious. do you get it, anon? do you!?
>>63395343Now that's the /tg/ I know!https://1d4chan.org/wiki/An_Eldar%27s_Ears
>>63395343It's a cruel joke, but humans were bioengineered by ancient eldar for this purpose after they gazed into the future and saw the coming of slaanesh and the destruction of their empire.
>>63396034Please no fanfiction.
>>63396034Based, where can I sign up to save the craft world and creampie eldar webway gates
>>63396131Poor girl, she's probably gonna get killed.
So, is this now the /trash/ thread?
Why haven't you found a qt Eldar wife and made a hybrid Ubermensch?
>>63396200t. Biel-TanYou cannot stop the future Aeldconner.
>>63396281Because it's outdated lore. That guy got replaced and never mentioned again. Even Eldar and the Imperium changed so much since this little piece of Rogue Trader fluff.
>>63395110>If the eldar are owned by slaneeshaaaand you fell at the first hurdle
>>633951101.They are not owned, but Slaanesh will claim their souls as his food/sex toys/torture material.2.You do not get an Eldar harem. Only BSDM sadomaso futa daemonettes will rape and torture your soul simultaneously causing you to experience both pleasure and agony at the same time.3.Apart of them being arrogant xeno space pixie elf fairies, there is nothing wrong as long as nobody knows it. ESPECIALLY THE =][=.
>>63395140>Also you are a stupid, slow monkeigh with no passion and finesse, she will fall asleep during it.not if I keep zapping her with a cattle prod
fap before posting Also Slaanesh is the god of Excess, not sex. You know it, I know it, we all know it so stop fucking about with lolsex=slaanesh
>>63395140>Also you are a stupid, slow monkeigh with no passion and finesseEldar live extremely ascetic lives. The passion and verve of a human lover would be like nothing they'd ever experience with an Eldar partner.
>>63395110It's pretty simple, the whole reason the Eldar got in trouble with Slaanesh is that they're inhumanly passionate. Them having a bender as a species TORE THE UNIVERSE. An Eldar woman's idea of a quiet romantic evening would probably kill a human. The wildest human ever would be considered a boring cold fish in bed to an Eldar.
>>63396187>after taking in a human husband the other eldar stop paying attention to herThis sounds too real to be fanfiction and not grimderp enough to be canon.
>>63396281Isn't that like pasting a screenshot of the basic mystic or the Oriental Adventures Monk and saying "monks are super good damage dealers guys"?
>>63395110>If the eldar are owned by slaneesh,They aren't. >does that mean joining slaneesh, working your way up the ranks,You join Slaanesh, you're far more likely to turn into some amorphous pink blob of flesh with shitting dicknipples and sixteen vaginas that daemons use their barbed penises on than you are becoming something amazing. >will get you a harem of eldar women?Probably not. >Also is there a canon reason why having sex with eldar women is bad?Eldar vaginas are lined with tiny wraithbone teeth that devour the males' genitals and keep them inside so they can receive multiple 'doses' of semen throughout the pregnancy.
>>63396408Not really, that passion is not alien to them. Outcasts do not get nommed away just because they stopped living the ascetic live. I bet you think you also get possessed by khornate daemons the moment you feel a bit of anger. Eldar are the passionate race, which was what caused their downfall. They are also physically above what the ordinary human can do plus their experience. And no amount of HFY-fuckery will change that.
>>63396408Nah. These are people that are so fucking good at sex that unless they have sex in rooms specifically created to muffle psychic signals, their souls are eaten by daemons led to them by the massive fucking psychic beacon created by them cumming.
>>63396505Yup. Books tend to differ greatly in terms of how strong Eldar are, but I'm pretty sure the good ol' Cowboy would end in a broken pelvis and a very disappointed Eldar woman.
>>63395134I remember a White Dwarf story of a dark Eldar female raping a Sister of Battle so it's not like Dark Eldar didn't have the appropriated blade covered dildo just for that.
>>63395110Source of image?
>>63395166T. Seefing Grot!Get back ter work ya git!
eldar women prefer human men
They don't.inb4 Yvraine-Guilliman-fanart.jpg
>>63396831Gorrillaman is a Space Marine and Space Marine are just as inhuman as Eldar after all their genemods are applied to them. They fucking spit acid for fuck sake.
>>63396856And yet he doesn't get any.inb4 fanart.
>>63396587You can't say that and not provide a source.
>>63396897Man, it was in the Italian White Dwarf back when Dark Eldars were released for the Third Edition. Good luck finding it online.
I've seen the moonAnd the first sunriseI'll leave it to the memoriesAnd kiss the wind goodbyeFor the EldarI'm trapped inside this dreamOf the Eldar'sSong of doomI've tasted poisonWhen I drank the wine of fateBut the fear was in my heartI realized too lateThe house of spirits callFor the EldarI'm trapped inside this dreamOf the Eldar'sSong of the doomHigh's the feeSoon my spirit will returnWelcome dawnYour light will take me homeI say farewellTo the EldarI'm trapped inside this dreamOf the Eldar'sSong of doom
>>63395110These guardsmen don't seem to mind eldar poontang.
>>63395134>>it would be painful
>>63398192And this is where the actual rape is happening.
>>63398280Woah, she's staring so deeply at his ass.Guess another hybrid will be born soon.
>>63396760Boss, why dose humies and panzeez iz 'umpin' each odda?
>>63398865Because they aren't.
>>63398865Cuz dey naff at foightin'.Not like da Orkz!WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!
>>63396131is this a shoop or was the shitty ship actually canonized?
>>63395110that's an awkwardly long tummy
>>63395110>Also is there a canon reason why having sex with eldar women is bad?it's bad because they are eldar and it's bad because they're women
>>63399452Liivi existing was canonized in a 3rd party licensed rpg, the ship was never acknowledged. It's just a fun little wave at the fanbase.
>>63396332>ESPECIALLY THE =][=.What about Radicals who are into xenophilia?
>>63398280Is this the sequel to that previous one?
>>63399513>Taldeer and LV leave Lofn with uncle Rohnan.jpg>>63400040This.>>63400278There are no Radicals who are into Xenophilia. Even Radicals have standards.
>>63400532Man, I need to see adult Lofn with wraithknight taldeer and aged LIIVI.
>>63395134There's at least two canon instances of eldar/human hybrids
>>63400565Oh that would've been fun. One fanfiction series I will always like.
>>63398070reminder that you should not mix up Tolkien's Eldar with basically any other elves ESPECIALLY anything near Warhammer
>>63402254because they're nothing alike. Most fiction's Eldar - ok, let's concentrate on GW's ones - are what? prideful xenophobic degenerated or completely depraved. There was ONE xenophobic Eldar in Tolkien's work, Saeros, and Thingol can be described as prideful. Even cursed Noldor acted stupidly and violently because of a holy oath they took in too powerful names. You can't compare Yriel and Ecthelion
>>63398192This is a misunderstanding. They're actually helping the poor eldar woman by bringing her the breastplate that she carelessly lost, while the other guy is simply having to tighten his belt because he's lost a bit of weight recently and his trousers keep slipping down. Good work cutting those calories, guardsman.
>>63402446Elves don't hate humans and see them as inferior, eldar doo.The sons of Feanor rode to the rescue of the people of Haleth and offered them asylum, Haleth however denied them and kept going west.
>>63396958e.g. Bullshit.We can fins sources for 2nd ed Adeptus Titanicus nowadays. No source? Get outta town.
>>63395110Aside from diluting superior human genes, I suppose it is technically possible.
>yfw a half eldar is virtually identical to an eldar>by mating with humanity the eldar would eventually make them go extinct
>>63404081But does a half Eldar need to worry about Slaanesh Luke full bloods do? If they're half-half, is only half of their soul eldar?What's the meta on this?
>>63404119Nope, they're not technically full eldar so they're not listed after by Slaanesh.They aren't capable of the same level of psychic power or emotion but are still very close.A normal human wouldn't be able to tell them apart.
>>63404119Rule of Grimdark demands that yes. Why? Because fuck you, Slaanesh is a greedy bitch. (Like all the other Chaos Gods)
How long does the average Eldar live? One thousand years? Ten thousand? Or is it more akin to human life spans, like one hundred or something?Also, do they have ways of artificially prolonging life(asides from infinity circuit and wraithbone and other insane shit), like how the imperium has cybernetics, gene therapy, and rejuv injections?
>>63404668Heard they naturally live one thousand, but they can extend it if they train their psyker powers (Eldrad being the most extreme case, more than 10.000 years and still standing)Or just take the DEldar route and torture people for the lulz, that works too.
>>63404961That elf is also a lesbian who normally hates that guy.
>>63404974>jewDon't care.>Messing with yuriTHIS MEANS WAR!
>>63398192The dagger in the mud is a nice touch.
>>63405006Yuri is shit.
>>63404895Is that like, some sort of mega Jew?
>>63404895>>63404961>>63404974Please be careful with how liberally you throw around my fetishfuel.>mfw once a player took a race and class combo that essentially gave them a free hypnosis spell each day
>>63398249That is an underrated image.
>>63395110>>63405330only artist i've ever considered commissioning for a pic
>>63395110The eldar see humans the same way we see monkeys Space marines are a mid-way point
>>63405892You say that as if people don't already fuck monkeys.Odds are that if something exists a person has tried to fuck it before.
>>63405955Wyches are now hiding themselves as banshees?
>That edgy pic.Is this the portrait of the drawfag?
>>63406030>>63405984>complaining about edge on 40kThe only thing to complain about is how they seemed to torture him, which is something the dark eldar would do, when they themselves are craftworlders.And the drinking of his blood, are these actual chaos eldar?
>>63398249>it would be painfulExtremely?
>>63406030its just the realistic outcome of OP's picture.
>>63406077 My issue is less about the edgy and more that some git was butthurt enough about Flick to draw that shit.
>>63406131No, "realistically" the pic would have never happened or they would have just killed him nice and quick.
>>63402563No, he's giving her his belt so that she can secure the shattered breastplate in place to restore her dignity.
>>63405843desu I've started seeing his work so much it gets hard to appreciate. Wish there was a bit more variety in who did warhammer art and porn - he's not even a bad artist, I have just seen so much of his work.And maybe this is just bitterness speaking, but I felt like he had more varied body types in his earliest works I started seeing. Now it seems like it's all slightly tall women, mostly the same bodytypes with rarely any difference in breastsize or muscles or anything like that standing out, with a slightly shorter, decently fit, short-haired blue eyed male that seems exactly the same each time.
>>63406228Fair enough.I just think his style would capture the character I'm fond of.
>>63406367Not a 40k character, so I don't want to derail the thread
>>63406228He has a type. It's a type I like.
>>63406131>realistic outcomeThere's nothing 'realistic' about 40k, dumbfuck.It's silly as it gets, no matter how much BL and grogs want it to not be.
>>63395110can I get a cute eldar girl(male)
>>63410108god i wish an elf girl would piss in my mouth
Ah yes, the current "we pretend we talk about Eldar" endlessly bumped smut thread.
>>63411508>t. literal faggot
>>63405100That image looks familiar. What be the sauce?
>>63400949retconned to hell and back my man
>>63396958Give me an issue number and I can confirm it inside a day you lying cunt
>>63396315So nothing contradicts it.
>>63412542I see you know your judo well
>>63411508i would like to know more about the femdom inherent in your gameplease tell me more
>>63412542A man of culture as well.
>>63395134So eldar cocks and pussies are needle size or what?
Yep, endlessly bumped.
I wonder if Noldorfag makes these threads so he has something to be angry about.
>>63395177>Points out HFY that dosen't existT.assmad eldar
>>63415814He is memeing you, eldar genitals are analogous to human's.Their dicks are longer but with much less girth, and for that the pussies are more tight.
>>63410108If elves had no sexual endurance and unremarkable genitals it's likely their reproduction would be entirely heat-driven and they'd find the idea of sex with a human about as attractive as most people would sex with a baseball bat attached to a jackhammer.