>>63381421I like snake sex cults.
>>63381593Female yuan-ti abominations canonically have tits, as per Elder Evils p116.
>>63381421Could you imagine being devoured whole by one?
>>63381421Honestly, wouldn't we be better off with Serpentfolk as a cultured, arcane-focused, magical counterpart to the primitive brutish Lizardfolk? Instead of just having yuan-ti be mad human cultists who turned themselves into snake people?
>>63381593Once you go scaly, you'll be back daily
>>63381617To what end?!?!
>>63382164This is why I'm into chicks with plaque psoriasis.
>>63382242Instead of storing milk in their tits, they store poison. Evil snake cults need more poison per capita to continue operations than any other murderous group of villains.
>>63382374Thanks! Takes the sex appeal right out of this whole thing.
>>63381593>>63381610>>63382164>>63382300>>63382374>>63382403>>63382403kill all furfags
Why are Yuan-ti Purebloods called "Purebloods" anyway?
>>63382471anon, where are your glasses? they have no fur.
>>63382514The arcane magic allows them to disguise themselves, but they call themselves purebloods so they do not forget what they are. Living, animate magical blood shaped into creatures and given a coat of magical paint.
>>63382514Yeah, I never got that reasoning either. Based on their own beliefs of snake superiority it's the snake-looking ones that should be called purebloods, not the human-looking ones.
>>63382552>>63382514It's because when you look at them, you get erect and your bazinga swells with pure blood.
>>63382518>teehee im not a furfag, imma scalies thats like toooooootallly different from the other animalfuckerskill ALL furfags.
>>63382552>highest caste is called Abomination>lowest caste is called PurebloodThe Yuan-Ti are from opposite world, I guess. Abomination would at least make sense if they were named that way by their enemies, but Pureblood doesn't make a lot of sense even in that context.
>>63382514>>63382552Because humanocentrism mixed with a little "bad is good and good is bad" - it serves to identify them as the least-snaky breed and it fits with their old-school presentation as one-dimensionally evil monsters that they would consider "purity" a curse.
>>63382576Wait. Wait just a god damn minute. Why do you have those images stored on your computer? What is the point of your posting? You're a secret fucking furfag aren't you?
>>63382662No one cares about your deflection, kill yourself.
>>63382691You care, obviously. You didnt even bother turning off your projector, you just threw a blanket over it when mom opened your door.
>>63382731Yeah whatever. Kill yourself furfag. There should be a law against people like you who are lusting for animals. You should be beaten to death and everyone in your family euthanised afterwards to make sure that its not genetic.
>>63382731Don't bother replying to him, he's a somethingawful goon who's trying to be the next Barneyfag
>>63382775>>63382849>t. incels jerking off to underage anime girlsI bet you're this guy or at least like himhttp://thegrimtower.com/love-doll-review-lyzexxia-model-jy-angelia/fucking mgtow incel
>>63382514>>63382552It is because they were humans (or humanoid at least) originally. Then they were blessed by their snake-god with more snake-like forms. Yuan-ti aren't snakes with arms that happen to have a humanoid form, they are scaly humanoids that also have a snake with arms form.Yuan-ti purebloods are the closest to their original forms.
>>63383797While that's true, they completely revere snakes as being superior to humanity, and you'd think they would consider the purest blood to be the least human. They certainly wouldn't be calling the most snakelike ones "abominations".Why the fuck are halfbloods the only ones with any kind of special yuan-ti name? That's the one form that both humans and yuan-ti could agree on the name for.
>>63383958They're called purebloods because they still have pure snake blood even they they look like humans.Human appearance, snake (pure) blood
>>63382576Where the FUCK did you get this image?
>>63382242To the end of seducing humanoids. Same reason the males have amazing muscles.I'm not joking either. Yuan-ti love manipulating humans, and humans like to think about sex.
>see abomination>"aw fuk yer snake mang">not even a furfag>Level adjustment was like +4 or +8 or something, was pretty fucking high>All the games I played were low level>Never got to be a snekIn retrospect I don't even know what the draw was to playing one. Seems like being a snake would be more limiting than anything, and pretty much all civilized races would hate you. I guess I thought they just looked cool. Still do, sneks are cuties
Fuck off retard.
>>63382153That'd be pretty slick, anon. I like it.
Rolled 4 (1d8)>>63383689
Rolled 6, 2, 1 = 9 (3d6)>>63393763
>>63393763>>63393770There, that's my Yuan-tifu
>>63381421>tfw no qt snek gf
>>63393763>>63393770>4, 6, 2, 1Philosophical human- (or other race)-aboo Uan'ti who is shamed about having emotions and wants to become smarter and stronger.That's a pretty good waifu.
>>63394290>That moment when she realises that shame is technically a human emotion.>[Shame Intensifies exponentially]
Friendly reminder that noodles are for cute and cuddles! t. definitely not a snake>>633836897 5 4 1 best waifu>>63390418You get to wiggle to move, it's fantastic. Alternate body shapes at such fun!
>>63382552they're Evil with a capital E and consider corruptive things Ideal. Purity is a disgrace and being a nightmarish abomination is wonderful
>>63394483That snek's snoot looks weird. Like it got booped too hard.
>>63395614Hognoses are weird like that. Cute, but kinda derpy.They're the ones that play dead.
>>63382153Kobolds aren't the most cultured but don't they sort of fill that niche?
>>63395338Yes, it's been established that it's based entirely on retarded cartoon villain thought processes.
>>63399753Yeah, but if she has tumors that big it'd be out of pity more than anything.
>>63399753What are you retarded? Of course I would.
>>63399753Yes, and after some steamy snake sex, I would Smite Evil with my dick for a coup de grace
Needs to be a type of Barbarian who gets big bonuses against snakemen (ala Ranger favorite enemy), but only when not wearing armor.
>>63382775Lol you dick-eating jew
How would you go about making reverse yuan-ti? Snake people who through blood magic rituals have become more human as a means of survival in a mammalian world?
>>63393783>>63411789>you will never comfort and take care of your qt snek gf when she's feeling low
>>63411789>>63411799>ywn be your yuan-ti gf's heat rock when it's chilly outside
>>63412293I've dated a girl who had iron deficiency.She had a cold skin all the time and was into strangle sex. I felt a bit like a necrophile.Point is, you can find your coldblood gf and live the fantasy.
>>63412440Thank you for the support, anon, but I get the sinking feeling that the girl you're talking about is a human
>>63381617>CanonicallyReptiles can't have tits. Even the pure-blood should be flat-chested with no nipples.Fight me.
>>63412647A pureblood with some half coconuts stuffed in her shirt sounds like a fun clue to her being not human.>>63412513She acted like a coldhearted one for sure. If ever it is revealed that reptilioids live amongst us, I'd nominate her as most likely local reptile-person.I'm glad we broke up and I relish the memory of fucking her in the ass.
>>63412665I immediately remembered that.Now I’m imaging two pure-bloods arguing about breasts while trying to disguise as humans. I'm never gonan be able to unsee that.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDC0ii3Rwww
>>63412705To be fair, that would be an awesome scene. For the players to be like that old man in your scene, or perhaps coming up with a thing-like scheme except they don't burn hairs but fondle suspects.
>>63382775This projection Yikes
>>63412647>Reptiles can't have tits. Even the pure-blood should be flat-chested with no nipples.Not with that attitude!
>>63414737Not him but i personally like flat chested better. Makes more sense, besides the real joy is when it gently bites on your neck and shoulder, gentle enough to not pierce the skin but hard enough to get a good grip, slowly lowering you down into its coils, before letting go and watching your next move, tongue flicking occasionally.