Reminder that Elias pettersson hasn't scored an Even strength goal in 29 gamesReminder that James Neal just scored 4 goals
>>96071855Reminder that /cric/ runs /hoc/
>>96071871>Be cricketer>Get tossed for scratching some balls
why do all of the dudes in the OP have racks
After a week of hockey, who's the angriest team?
Calgary must really be reeeing over the Neal trade desu
>>96071879>be hockey player>make out with opponents
Its not fair /hoc/. I just want to flames neal post, but I cant. why would gary do this to us
Pacific sucks. Atlantic sucks. /cric/ sucks. Laine rocks. Snacks rock. Finland rocks
looch is a gladiator that sticks up for his boys
>>96071906>>96071932Shut the fuck up about neal. He was so fucking useless for us its not even funny. He can pop 50 in edmonton and they will still miss the playoffs. End of fucking story. Fuck neal. Fucking cuck
Everything in universe is same
>>96071945Stockholm syndrome nounStock·holm syndrome | \ ˈstäk-ˌhō(l)m-\Definition of Stockholm syndrome: the psychological tendency of a hostage to bond with, identify with, or sympathize with his or her captor
Got the Real Deal on my mind
>>96071957we are /hoc/. /hoc/ is me
>>96071950and now edmonton is going to make the playoffs. Seethe some more you fag.
>>96071927>Sport named after a literal insect
>>96071967Hockey is just like any sport. Anybody from Finland could be me. Any tv show could be the other show. Etcetera
>>96071966James "The Real Deal" Neal. It's fucking awesome.
>>96071970It is been THREE FUCKING GAMES YOU FAG ahahhahaha seriously how fucking delusional are you kid?? Must be huffing gas you ggoddamn chug 3 games doesnt equal playoffs enjoy your lottery pick faggot and thanks for the free third rounder
James Neal is reddit. Lucic is caveman reddit
>be me >turn on hockey game >it's funThank you hockey
>>96071994And the sharks are still the team to beat in the west
>>96071976I’m not getting into this today with you. I’ll speak to you tomorrow
>>96071994I already stated, I'm a laffs fan. But seeing the flams get btfo puts a smile on my face. :DDD
>>96071477comfy is just a code word for boring desu
More like "im not getting into you" because /cric/ is bottom boy bitches
>>96071950What was it, only 19 points last year? He might pass that before the end of October. Wasn't he a healthy scratch in the playoffs too?
>>96072031Ring me later
Doughty is a washed up plug. Chucky would have turned his face into a bowl of oatmeal. I'm not surprised he chickened out.
>>96072046You mad bro. /cric/ trolls you by simply existing. Just calm down
Lucic would fuck up Drew Poughty FUCK THE KONGS FUCK NEAL FUCK DEADMONTON FUCK HARTLEY
Eating dry protein poweder again
>>96072071this. fuck LA Kings and all the fagays from there
>>96072120>Dump the puck in 3v3 OT >Take a shit penalty The absolute state of Bennett
>>96072102I can't afford to bulk, otherwise I need to buy bigger clothes
I don't understand things
>>96072153you're in america. You're basically the bulking capital of the world.
>>96072175Huh wat u mean?
for me, it's the based drew doughty btfoing the zoomer tkachuk
>>96072164Hows her braps?
somebody redpill me on this doughty tkachuk """rivalry"""
>>96072196Never forget https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVK4c68NEvc
>>96072235Two closeted faggots having a public display of workplace sexual tension
>>96072238>Tkachuk turtles like it's terran vs. zergwhat a fucking bitch. He makes Kadri look like a gladiator by comparison.
>>96072235Tkachuk is a dirty little bitch who keeps taking cheapshots at Doughty, and Doughty is a whiny fuck who keeps crying about it
>0-7 since the hand passHow much more punishment do they need?
>neal has more goals than shorks
>>96072349>shorking already in octoberlmao
huomenta but the opposite
>>96072350why am i looking at a picture of white women?
>>96072598hyvaa vodka, fellow maplefriend
haven't jerked off in 3 days. my balls are full as fuck right now
>>96072631Ketsup ruins it desu
>>96072668jerk off. Nut once every 2-3 days, or else you run the risk of impregnating a hambeast when you're buzzed.
>>96072826the entire dish is an abomination. Where's the kiwi poster that shares some good recipes? He knows how to cook.
My wings :(
>>96071855What was Karlsson trying to do with that cross ice backhand pass through three predator players?
>>96073314trying to be the Karlsson from 5 years ago
hi! I want to have fun, I invite you to yourself. My pussy is already moist and waiting for a nice man who will thoroughly lick her, hihiI am on this portal, where I reply to messages - https://sara18.pl
How do you sink a polish battleship?Put it in water
I just want a qt girl to sit in my lap and tell me it'll all be okhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLdSYF0WxyE
What country was this guy from again
>>96073346My sex song for a post game romp in the hayhttps://youtu.be/3GWwohI5h1w
>>96073375what the fuck is costa ricas problem?
>>96073404>costa ricaright, cheers
>>96073375Phoenix is the only answer how is Costa Rica still searching
>>96072164She looks like shed be a really fun lay and would do okay-ish with the parents until she started going off about her political beliefs
Is Deuce Bigalow the pinnacle of comedy?
Good morning /hoc/, I've had Kurt Polska stuck in my head for weeks now and blame Poland anon.
>>96073918Rob Schneider is the pinnacle of comedy.
>>96073375Why does this autist keep posting shit like this
Hey /hoc/, bout to go in for that bone marrow surgery. If by some chance theres a complication and I die, just want y'all to know that the Canes are on top.
This is Phil Kessels theatre room in the house he's selling in Pittsburgh. What is the fuck is going on here? Makes my skin crawl.
>>96074180This is the most American thing I've seen in a while.
>>96074229>>96074296seriously, why does everything have to be so big there? Every fucking travel channel couple from america always says the same thing. "I dont know, it has 5 bedrooms and 3 toilets but its still a bit too small"
>>96074411america is a big country
>>96074411Theres a fuck ton of unoccupied space in the US.
>>96074471>>96074506ye but these are yanks who move to compact-istan and expect their kitchen to be bigger than my apartment
>>96074526How's that our problem? If you want I can sublet one of my sheds out to you. I'll run an extension cord out to it and give you a bucket for Uloste
>>96074583what about a tv to watch movies and an onion in a cage?
>>96074875Yes to both, anything else
>>96074887can Jesse come over for a playdate?
>>96074978You can literally do anything you want to my man. In America everything is allowed
>>96074994can we seize the means of production then?
>>96075022NO. But you're welcome to try.
>>96072350is this why he is so snakebitten?why would he trade in his scoring prowess just to lose his vcard?
>>96075222Elias was a rookie fluke he's Mike York 2.0 or even worse Boeser 2.0
Where’s vegas after last night?
>>96074170>>96075469if you stopped cheering for the canes it would cure your cancer
Reminder>Brad Marchand when asked about the crowd noise in Vegas on @NESN just prior to puck drop vs the Golden Knights: "They just have louder speakers than everybody else. That's all it is"
>>96075469when did /hoc/ become your personal blog?
>>96075531Not him but I invented /hoc/.
>>96075498did brad also mention how he was high as a fucking kite?
atta boy Ted you fucking idiot
>>96074583>a shitty hand-me-down laptop and an onion in a cageFTFY
did the jannies clean up that mess or did he come to his senses?
>blame varlamov for last night>when it really should be nelson for all those dogshit penalties he tookI’m still curious how the fuck neal has 6 goals already
>six million avv for a penalty generating machinekek
>being hungoverwhy do I do this
>>96075900it's only a wednesday friend
>>96075900my head is killing mewhy did i get so drunk on a tuesday night?
>>96075922did >your team win?
>>96075922asking myself the same question rn I gotta pace myself better
I'm back from Armenia, bitches.Fuck the shorks
I seriously want to know wtf his problem is?
having a sip
>>96076011Poor shorkies, they really thought they won the Karlsson sweepstakes and on top of that J0n3s has turned into a sieve. Rough times for an O6
How's Wilson's "refresh" plan working out, shorksfans?I'd like to know how that idiot keeps his job.
the liquors not working anymore bobandy
just picked up a triple whopper and 30x chicken nuggets from the burger king, and 1 litre of carrot juice from lidl
>>96074170Good luck bro
>>96076366You just need to drink more
>>96076406RIP binland, we'll always remember that one time Pulju scored a goal with Car Parts
>>96076406You don't need that much food Finland
>>96076431im bulking up
>>96076332Players could barely elevate the puck with the sticks they used back then. The guard was a protection from sticks and bodies more than pucks.
what are you talking about you fucking schizo?
Who are you quoting?
>>96076475I appreciate the question
>>96076696>fast start>basement finish
FLAMES NEAL XD
>my Avies haven't played since Saturday GARREEEEEEEE
>>96075638BASED AND DOMIPILLED
Hello hoc, how are you coping today?
can my nuckies get a win?
>>96076769Any time I see someone call them the avies is makes me think of this one downs syndrome guy I saw at Pepsi Center once who kept getting pissy when the arena tried to chant "let's go avs" because he wanted the fans to chant "let's go avies" instead.
gotta stay strong, keep a positive attitude. things will be ok....
>>96077001When do they play the shorks?
>>96077056never trust a swede
>>96074180>not even a couch just 1 chair What a shit room
caniacs>>96074170good luck bro T&P
>>96077056>Sharks paid for this and not for Pavelski and DonskoiYikers
>>96077004What are you implying anon?
>>96077112Just thought I'd share a funny moment with my friends on /hoc/ :)
>>96077083>>96077160AND I FIND IT KINDA FUNNY, I FIND IT KINDA SAD
my avies :3
He's still a rat.
>>96076984still waiting for your game 3 recap
>>96077175Okay thought you were calling me a tard
>>96077082Because they were going to give Pavelski a $7 million contract until he's 39
>>96077301>hurr durr it doesn't matter because blah blah blah>cope cope cope
>>96077344Are you good, nigger?
>>96077371I appreciate your question.
>>96077357>the chad canadian captain>the submissive swede secretarypottery
>>96077230God I miss Lauren. Hold me, Finland.
>>96072164she looks like she does heroine
>>96077398>>96077438at least shes covering hockey again instead of getting mogg'd by spic and negros
>>96076408>>96077079Made it out with no issues, was surprisingly easy.Should be good to go come friday to watch the Canes beat the shit out of the Islels
>>96077481you can totally see a transition to her new "cultural" influences
>>96077497stop blogposting you fucking faggot
>>96077515Nothing I can say will surpass the faggotry that is canadian teams in the NHL.
>>96077554you must be really fun at parties
>>96077301i posted it last night retard
>>96077497I donated my bone to your moms ass
Oh look the isles are 3rd last in CF% and 6th in their division. I wonder what happened.
>game 2>shorks come out "strong", but the lads weather the storm>fourth line elite player william carrier embarasses jones after a turnover>marchessault scores a perfect deflection from theodore after another turnover>sharpshooter brayden mcnabb with a short handed goal>nosek with 2 goals (inc another shg) and an assist for his first 3 point nhl game>sharks manage to score, but sorensen needlessly chimps out (typical shark behavior) and crosschecks hague in his first nhl game for no reason, which starts a scrum with both teams>while refs sort out shork n*ggery, based fleury gives a shark stick away through the camera hole in the glass>jones was pulled, again, this is the EIGHTH (8th) time against the Golden Knights since their induction>sharks power play was 0/5 with a -2>reminder: knights have scored 3 short handed goals in two games against the sharks, against zero pp goals against>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH>shorks>game 3>score two goals right off the bat>defensive breakdowns and turnovers are directly responsible for the bruins to score 3 goals, with another powerplaly goal, for a total of 4 unanswered goals >bad deal, but ya shouldn't be turning over the puck against that team>marchessault goal turned over due to high stick>multiple posts, including a glaring one by pacioretty. puck luck came into play here, as marchand got a goal off of the post>dirty pusy mcavoy knocks the net off right when mcnabb was about to score>TWO golden knights power play goals, what a hot group>great effort to tie the game, but ran into a hot goalie>rask BTFO and had to be helped off the ice at the end of the game>HAHAHAHAHA hopefully rask is dead>overall a game that could've gone either way, great effort by the boys in a matchup between the obvious two best teams in the league
>>96077389Have you had that gayness checked out yet?
>>96077658>am an idiot, forgot to add the most important part againstay eternally btfo you coping retards
>>96075412Ahem Atleast the sharks are out.
>>96077657They thought that their Big Bad Mental Swede was a system babby
Does /hoc/ take their coffee black or with pussy-ass creamer and sugar?
>actively rooting for players to get/be hurtWhy do degens do this? Folks were cheering in the game thread when schmidt took a knee to knee as well. So trashy all around.
ducks, bruins, and canes are all undefeatedlet that sink in
>>96077706I don't drink coffee because I'm not an addict.
>>96072350Most women have no real ambitions and would like nothing more than being a hockey wife - never working properly, spending huge amounts of money and being high status on the wing of her husband.Most women are parasites.
>>96077706plain for me but I don't judge others who drink it differently because I'm not an autist
>>96077731ahemyou missed one sweaty
>>96077737great outlook on life pekka
>>96077736You also have no friends
>>96077747yah I'm dumb, just saw rags and flyers are both also undefeated as well but flyers have only played 1 game too
>>96077731know who had a hot start last seasonthe >laffslet that sink in
>>96077752No need to lash out, anon.
>>96077739>not judging others who aren't tangentially similar to youSociety was built on forming into groups based on small differences familia, get with the picture
>>96077706i take my coffee like a take my women
Imagine supporting a team that has a loss. How haven't these """"people""""" killed themselves already
>>96077783That is what that random and baseless accusations seemed to be, yes.
>>96077791society was built on a lot of things that are no longer acceptable today, what is your point?
>>96077804by remembering the fact that the team with the highest amount of regular season wins went on to being swept in the first round by a 8th seed
>>96077706Onions milk and 5 cubes of sugar
>>96077801so not at all?have sex
>>96077801Ah a tea drinker I see
when the fuck are we getting new filters? nobody even says s o y anymore
>>96077769How is it possible for 2 team (Flyers/Blackhawks) to have played 1 game so far each while 6 teams have already played 4 games? That's some bullshit
>>96077775Where do you find the nipples on an oat anon?
>>96077830they were in yurop, same thing happened with jets and kitties last year
>>96077608reposting your garbage time and time again hasn't been a problem for you before dingalingis it because your knibbits got deep dicked by them bruins?
>>96077737Based Mikko.But to be honest, all the blondes in that picture look like his family.
>>96077829>needing a safe space
>>96077841No excuse when you have so many teams doing back-to-back games.
>>96077853word filters anon>>96077861take it up with gary
>>96077843don't ever reply to me again you blind fucking retard.
>>96077791yeah we should stone people who we think are wizards like we used to in those daysbased idea retard
>>96077869how are word filters anything special?you are seeking protection from words anonaka a safe space
>>96077879eh, I don't really care either way t b h desu desu
>>96077706Black, sometimes some cold water if I'm in a rush and need to chug
>>96077872Ask kindly and maybe next time they'll use lube
>>96077900>lost by one goalcope
four goals in five minutes.
>>96077922>the amount you lost by mattersthe ultimate cope
>>96077953better hang a banner"we only lost by one goal"
You now remember Hasek playing for Ottawa Senators
>losses by one goal dont countCOPE
>>96077959>implying the knights hang unnecessary banners like the preds cope
>>96077972who said anything about the predators?
>>96077987>based strawman poster,cope
>>96077922Looks like somebody's confusing the point differential with the point differential again.
>>96078001>the point differential with the point differentialbased retardcope
everyone knows boston was using wall hacks but mods found out and turned them off for game 7
nothing wrong with a cheeky banner or two being hung lighten up francis
>>96078012That's the joke, you illiterate coping retard.
>>96077998are you suggesting that a banner commemorating the dead is necessary to the sport of hockey?
>>96078021>i was only pretending to be retarded>>96078022cope
>>96078018>my team would NEVER do that!
>>96077806>hey anon wanna grab some coffee and catch up?>no thanks I'm not a filthy addict like you. Get help degenerate Yeah totally baseless
>>96078029so you admit then that vegas hangs unnecessary banners and a "only lost by one goal" one would look great in the rafters
>>96077987lmaovegass retard absolutely blown the fuck out
>>96078012>>96078029You might have memory problems if you don't recognize what that's referencing.
>>96078037Based keeping the degen coffee drinking thots away good choice my man
>>96078059not everyone is autiscally here 24/7 like you
>30 other teams>let's talk about vegas every day!
>>96078068im only here 23/6
which team will beat them?
>>96078073>talk about my avies plssssss>we are totally not irrelevantttttttthis is just sad
>>96078046>>96078051>b-because i don't understand it, it means it's unnecessary. cope harder, shan't be falling into your retarded goalpost moving bullshit.
Which fan bases are the most seething?
>disrupt the thread every day with spam>why is everyone so mean to me??????
i like coffee
>>96078068Except that the copeposter was there for it. It was maybe a day ago.
>>96078081go back to sucking vegas dick and crying like a bitch
>>96078093vegas4 goals in 5 minutes broke his brain
>>96078093Usually Edmonton, Islanders, and Carolina.
>>96078077Unlikely to have a loss until November at this rate.
>>96078091>only i get to judge what is unnecessary>the loss of those >>58 souls totally had an impact on the sport of hockeyonly one moving goalposts is you lad
>>96078112>implying it was in working order prior
>>96078077Not the Islels or Poo JacketsDukes are the next big competition.
>it's totally necessary to hang a banner for a mass shooting of californians in the arena of a team from las vegas nevada
>>96078125vegas legit would not have made the playoffs without gary's blood sacrafice
KEEP ON COPING YA SEETHIN RETARDS
>>96078077undefeated in october then they go 22-48 after that
>>96078106>we are totttttalllly relelvanntntnt>here is a photo from the eighteen years ago to prove ittttttkek
is this year of my canesies?
Monthly reminder that Nevada has never EVER produced an nhl player.
>>96078145surely you have a similar photo of >your team in the last 18 years yes?
>>96078133the arena wasnt even officially opened yet when the shooting happenednotice how boston never hoisted a marathon bombing bannerthats class
>>96078152the team i cheer for is not the one trying to be relevant here ya dip
>>96078171which irrelevant team would that be?
Vegas going 97-1-0Stay coping
>>96078159If actual franchises raised such nonsensical banners it would take away all the meaning of raising a banner. Mickey Mouse franchises like the preds and knigs just use banner raising ceremonies to cater to plastic fans.
>>96078144ah the ol' maple laffs approachsmart
>>96078149wtf do the whalers have to do with this?
today I will remind them
>>96078184I was told Vegas is a true hockey town
>>96078197championships before 2000 don't count
Imagine being a franchise over 100 years old, but the fans of a two year old team are ranked higher. This is one reason why Canadians are constantly seething.
>>96077736You are not permitted to post during real sios hours
gettin muh sips on
>>96078203Vegas just uses speakers to simulate crowd noises, and gives out free tickets to the vegas population (homeless crack whores and obese mexicans)Everything about that city is fake.
>>96078197My parents weren't even alive to see Toronto win a cup. I've never been alive to see Canada win a cup. You're basically the same as Italians who go "we wuz romans n shit"
>doubles down on seetheHere's additional proof from the NHLPA.
>>96078197I love how this always invokes a different reaction.
>>96078227voted on by vgk fans, they are one of the worst fanbases, staffed by the same fans of raider games, extremely intoxicated and rude to people. i have never, the entire vegas golden knight's history, met a well-mannered, rational, decent human being who was also a vegas golden knights fan.
>>96078245>Born after 93Getting too old for this.
>>96078197>unironically proud of cups from the 1940'sCanada was a mistake
>>96078257>player pollcope, blind retard
gonna make some webms of james neal last night while you kids bicker
>>96078227has /hoc/ ever be more worked by a poll than this?
>>96078259Just don't think about it ladt. 31 yo boomer
imagine needing something as shallow as a 3rd party player poll to feel good about your fanbase
>>96078275it's just another thing that's hard for them to cope with
>>96078275Your mom worked my pole way harder
>>96078288imagine editing the numbers so you can feel good about your artificial "crowd"
>>96077714nothing better than the classic neon knee
Reminder brad marchand knows that vegas has louder speakers
how do you even define arena atmosphere?
>worst place to visit>three canadian hellscapesHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
how about you act like a rational human being instead of acting like a schizo and becoming the most hated and rude fanbase in the nhl
>>96078287Not a fan of that one.
>>96078311vegas just pipes in crowd noise to try and create "atmosphere"
>>96078314>cold>cold>cold (and in a cornfield)>cold>college campusYeah I wonder why.....
imagine paying for the use of website all for the purpose of propping up a franchise
>>96078304Yes, yes she did (does)
>>96078314lol get fucking rekt Edmonton
>>96077879You aren’t understanding him. He wants the word filters gone
I really don’t know what happened last night lol. Maybe let’s see if they bounce back against the randylina randycanes
>>96078355why would he ask for new filters if he wanted them goneare you certain im the one with the misunderstanding here?
>>96078328big if true
my sources telling me a big trade boutta go down, stay tuned
best part of the athletic polls"Over the past six weeks, The Athletic’s hockey reporters polled players around the league to get answers to our most pressing NHL questions. When all was said and done, we spoke to nearly 200 players — 198, to be exact, split almost exactly 50/50 among players on Eastern and Western Conference teams (100 to 98; sorry about the East Coast bias)."they couldnt even get the entire league to contribute to their petty bullshit
>>96077987>vegas strongIs that ebonics?
>>96078357Its called regression.
>>96077736Good post, I don't understand people being content with not being able to stay awake on their own
>>96078238This is some next level cope
how much are the kitties paying bobby rovsky again?
>>96078381>they couldnt even get the entire league to contribute to their petty bullshitwhere does it says that?
>>96078390Yah it's kind of like dummy thicc
>>96078391It’s called the first three games of the year
>>96078357>>96078391>the Islanders' window was open for a single playoff seriesJeepers.
>>96078400>"But they just have louder speakers than everybody else. That's all it is."BTFOTFO
>>96078416>bottom three corsi team>goaltending has regressed>sixth in their divisionThings have gone back to where they should have been without insane goaltending. I would like a handwritten apology now.
>>96078381Do you know how polls work?
>>96078314The Canes really need a new stadium closer to downtown tbqh.
>>96078418They might be even more pathetic than the teds desu
I can't imagine coming back here every day and seething about everything as much as Canada does, for no real reason, other than the fact that they haven't won a Stanley Cup in 26 years.
>>96078452And yet here you arewish gookmoot would lets us post bigger webms
>>96078479just lower the bitrate
Have you started my handwritten apology yet, weeb?
>>96078436How about you wait until April for that before blowing your load that edmonton is undefeated at the moment
>>96078513Going to need that handwritten apology, weebshit. The isles have regressed just as I told you they would. Actually instead of the handwritten apology I would like you to go back to /a/ where you belong.
Reminder that the golden knights would've bootyblasted both scf shit teams last season.
>>96078405Someone said a million per save.
That anaheim lunch is wrecking me lads. Can’t stop busting ass and I’ve done 3 marners today
>>96078556kinda janky but not bad overall
>>96078539Nah I stay here and I watch this season and see how it unfolds. Three games in and they lost games that was held down from the caps and a really sloppy game vs edmonton. So you shush and edmonton better make the playoffs or else :^)
>edmonton>playoffsLet him have this first couple weeks of delusion before it all falls apart.
>>96078570the oilers (who i dont even cheer for) have nothing to do with the islanders regressing you smelly retard.
any webm requests?
>>96078599Nah but I know you are Ed so that’s why :))
>b-but i dont cheer for themt. ed
>>96078605I'm not an albortion, you stinky weeb.
>>96078600Bobrovsky getting dabbed on last night in the first period.Plenty of goals to choose from.
>>96078616Post your ID with a timestamp.
>>96078630You go right ahead and dox yourself pal, it wont make the islanders predictable regression any less painful for you.
>>96078656Same could be said about your Oilers.
>>96078600Tkachuk's baseball goal from the Kings/Flames game
frog dudes desu
>>96077705This one is pretty cool, swede bro.
Did I even expect that season last year? Fuck no. I don’t think the isles are gonna get 103 points this season, and frankly they could miss. But they still have a growing core and they can improve that. Fuck panarin he can be a nigger for the rangers and fall off a cliff
>your Oilers>"no">Oilers Oilers Oilers OilersPlease, weeb. Take the hint.I know Ed. This is not Ed. And even Ed isn't as bad as you've become.
>>96078073What is keeping that pillow up?
>>96078661>oilcucks>regressionhow do you regress from shit to top in the west? Do you know the meaning of regression?
only SHIT games today. what the fuck is gary doing
>>96078257Actually it was voted by NHL players idiot
>top in the west>three gamesI don't think this place can be saved, honestly.
>>96078693Shut the FUCK up randy
>>96078693he's spinning his wheels to try to deflect from the fact the isles have run out of goaltending luck and are regressing to where they should be.Sad!
reminder the sharks played themselves out of ploffs
>>96078408the league is comprised of more than 200 players
are chinks going to start trying to control the nhl soon too? arent they supposed to be trying to gid gud for the olympics?
>>96078740Once again, learn the definition of a poll.
>>96078726To be fair to the weeb, it must be hard to deal with. He thought that things were finally looking up after decades of misery, only for them to come crashing down so quickly.
>>96078437yesany other questions?
>>96078740but this is how polling work?
>>96078753all those >top6 potential prospects busting before his eyes. lmao.
>>96078753I wouldn't even give a shit except for the fact he's been arguing with me for months about how they didn't have unreal goaltending luck, and wouldnt regress.
Golden Knights are STILL the best team in the leauge.
>>96078749>>96078757calling out the sample size does not make the poll illegitimate
>>96078793they're 100% winning the cup
life is fleeting
i got a pole for ya
>>96078793>bestThey've dropped to 11th (ELEVENTH) in the league.CHECKTHESTAN-DINGS>*clap clap clapclapclap*
>>96078782Please delete this
>Islesweeb in June, "We're getting Panarin!">Islesweeb in July, "Lehner isn't going anywhere!">Islesweeb in September "No regression, Varlomov will step it nicely."YOU ARE HERE>Islesweeb in next April, "We may have won only 10 games but we won the important ones."
>standings after 1-4 gamesISHYGDDT
>>96078793FORFEIT THE GAME BEFORE DUCKS TAKE YOU OUT OF THE FRAME AND PUT YOUR NAME TO SHAMECOVER UP YOUR FACE YOU CAN'T RUN THE RACETHE PACE IS TOO FAST YOU JUST WONT LAST
>>96078833>"The prospects looked great this year. It wasn't their fault what happened, they weren't ready for it. But they showed a ton of promise. Under Trotz's leadership, next year will be a breakout year for like a dozen guys at once."
>>96078827what an ugly cat
>"the islanders are so good simply because they play as a team"
>>96078754Then why are you taking issue with the fact that they didn't ask every single player in the league?
laine on fortnite right now
Canes on top
Reminder that Al Iafrate HAS the hardest slapshot due to him using a wooden stick.
>>96078833>implying 10 wins by AprilMate maybe you are projecting a bit too much.
>>96078833>implying shitlanders will have any fans here or at their games by April
Official teams of /hoc/, based on how much they are talked about:1. Hurricanes2. Golden Knights3. Islanders
>>96078953>leading the league>leading /hoc/Neat.
>>96078953Good list with good posters if I'm being 100% honest. Don't know why /hoc/ can't handle the bants.
>>96078953being bullied and HEEMED daily isn’t a good thing
>>96079000>This CopeThey heem this general daily, and you lads fall for it every single time lmao.
>>96079029I literally only come here to remind the islels weeb he’s a disappointment to his father
Saving some farts for the next thread
>>96078953Only the Knights are /ourteam/ the other 2 are reddit
>>96079051sounds like he lives in your head rent free
>>96079051>his dad died of disappointment in his sonlel
>>96079051>>96079075t. grim samefag
>>96079088t. dumb fucking retard
reminder Drew Doughty is a pussy and is scared to fight
>>96079097sounds like something a seething samefag, who has an isles lad living in his head rent free, would say
reminder Drew Doughty silenced your team and entire arena in overtime
hot take: no pacific teams make the playoffs this year
>post retarded takes every moment of the day>include faggot avatar pictures>lol rent free
>>96079101you don't need to fight a turtle just tip it on its back
>>96079134we'll get em in the rematch in 2 weeks
>>96079151sounds like you're starting to get it
>>96079051basedkeep up the good work lad
>>96079141>*laughs in Bettman*
>>96079153turtles are cute
>Varlomov>Bobrovsky>VasilevskyIs this a grim time for Russian goaltending?
>>96079187cope. just kys
>>96079199stop embarrassing yourself then mate
>>96079051>>96079075>>96079164>>96079199don't forget that these are all the samefag
>>96078888this is why"Often imitated but never duplicated, the NHLPA Player Poll is back with our 2018-19 edition. NHL players were surveyed on more than 20 hockey-related questions with more than 500 players taking part in the poll. Players weighed in on a variety of questions – covering skills, arenas, teams and a few other entertaining topics in between."https://www.nhlpa.com/player-poll/2018-19
plot twist: the samefagger is isles weeb's father
>>96078984The Canes are on TOP
>>96079250Weird. Vegas won best atmosphere in the NHLPA poll too. So your shit city that the athletic chose would've most likely been shit in that poll too.cope
life nourishing seethe
>>96079285let's see your desktop screen shots too bud
>>96079285how will he ever recover
>>96079285wow that guy was totally wrong about the samefagging
>>96079277funny that you've gone ahead and made all these assumptions as to how i thinkwhen i really just wanted to point out how the nhlpa poll shows 42.5% of the players find vegas the best meanwhile the athletic one only has fans at 28%
>>96079197Why does he do it?
>>96079302You truly are pathetic lol
where is it?