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Reminder that Elias pettersson hasn't scored an Even strength goal in 29 games

Reminder that James Neal just scored 4 goals
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>>96071855
Reminder that /cric/ runs /hoc/
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>>96071871
>Be cricketer
>Get tossed for scratching some balls
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why do all of the dudes in the OP have racks
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After a week of hockey, who's the angriest team?
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Calgary must really be reeeing over the Neal trade desu
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>>96071879
>be hockey player
>make out with opponents
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Its not fair /hoc/. I just want to flames neal post, but I cant. why would gary do this to us
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Pacific sucks. Atlantic sucks. /cric/ sucks. Laine rocks. Snacks rock. Finland rocks
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looch is a gladiator that sticks up for his boys
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>>96071906
>>96071932
Shut the fuck up about neal. He was so fucking useless for us its not even funny. He can pop 50 in edmonton and they will still miss the playoffs. End of fucking story. Fuck neal. Fucking cuck
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Everything in universe is same
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>>96071945
Stockholm syndrome noun
Stock·holm syndrome | \ ˈstäk-ˌhō(l)m-
\
Definition of Stockholm syndrome

: the psychological tendency of a hostage to bond with, identify with, or sympathize with his or her captor
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Got the Real Deal on my mind
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>>96071957
we are /hoc/. /hoc/ is me
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>>96071950
and now edmonton is going to make the playoffs. Seethe some more you fag.
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>>96071927
>Sport named after a literal insect
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>>96071967
Hockey is just like any sport. Anybody from Finland could be me. Any tv show could be the other show. Etcetera
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>>96071966
James "The Real Deal" Neal. It's fucking awesome.
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>>96071970
It is been THREE FUCKING GAMES YOU FAG ahahhahaha seriously how fucking delusional are you kid?? Must be huffing gas you ggoddamn chug 3 games doesnt equal playoffs enjoy your lottery pick faggot and thanks for the free third rounder
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James Neal is reddit. Lucic is caveman reddit
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>be me
>turn on hockey game
>it's fun
Thank you hockey
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>>96071994
Cope
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>>96071994
And the sharks are still the team to beat in the west
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>>96071976
I’m not getting into this today with you. I’ll speak to you tomorrow
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>>96071994
I already stated, I'm a laffs fan. But seeing the flams get btfo puts a smile on my face. :DDD
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>>96071477
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
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More like "im not getting into you" because /cric/ is bottom boy bitches
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>>96071950
What was it, only 19 points last year? He might pass that before the end of October. Wasn't he a healthy scratch in the playoffs too?
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>>96072031
Ring me later
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Doughty is a washed up plug. Chucky would have turned his face into a bowl of oatmeal. I'm not surprised he chickened out.
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>>96072046
You mad bro. /cric/ trolls you by simply existing. Just calm down
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Lucic would fuck up Drew Poughty

FUCK THE KONGS
FUCK NEAL
FUCK DEADMONTON
FUCK HARTLEY
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huomenta
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Eating dry protein poweder again
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>>96072071
this. fuck LA Kings and all the fagays from there
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>>96072120
>Dump the puck in 3v3 OT
>Take a shit penalty

The absolute state of Bennett
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>tfw horny
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>>96072102
I can't afford to bulk, otherwise I need to buy bigger clothes
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I don't understand things
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>>96072136
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>>96072153
you're in america. You're basically the bulking capital of the world.
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>>96072175
Huh wat u mean?
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>>96072164
>degenerate tattoos
>0/10
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for me, it's the based drew doughty btfoing the zoomer tkachuk
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>>96072164
Hows her braps?
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somebody redpill me on this doughty tkachuk """rivalry"""
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>>96072196
Never forget
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVK4c68NEvc
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>>96072235
Two closeted faggots having a public display of workplace sexual tension
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"Photography"
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>>96072238
>Tkachuk turtles like it's terran vs. zerg
what a fucking bitch. He makes Kadri look like a gladiator by comparison.
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>>96072235
Tkachuk is a dirty little bitch who keeps taking cheapshots at Doughty, and Doughty is a whiny fuck who keeps crying about it
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>0-7 since the hand pass

How much more punishment do they need?
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>neal has more goals than shorks
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>>96072350
based
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>>96072349
>shorking already in october
lmao
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huomenta but the opposite
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>>96072350
why am i looking at a picture of white women?
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>>96072598
hyvaa vodka, fellow maplefriend
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haven't jerked off in 3 days. my balls are full as fuck right now
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>>96072631
Ketsup ruins it desu
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>>96072668
jerk off. Nut once every 2-3 days, or else you run the risk of impregnating a hambeast when you're buzzed.
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>>96072826
the entire dish is an abomination. Where's the kiwi poster that shares some good recipes? He knows how to cook.
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My wings :(
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>>96071855
What was Karlsson trying to do with that cross ice backhand pass through three predator players?
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>>96073314
trying to be the Karlsson from 5 years ago
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hi! I want to have fun, I invite you to yourself. My pussy is already moist and waiting for a nice man who will thoroughly lick her, hihi

I am on this portal, where I reply to messages - https://sara18.pl
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How do you sink a polish battleship?

Put it in water
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I just want a qt girl to sit in my lap and tell me it'll all be ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLdSYF0WxyE
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What country was this guy from again
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>>96073346
My sex song for a post game romp in the hay

https://youtu.be/3GWwohI5h1w
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>>96073375
what the fuck is costa ricas problem?
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>>96073404
>costa rica
right, cheers
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>>96073375
Phoenix is the only answer how is Costa Rica still searching
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>>96072164
She looks like shed be a really fun lay and would do okay-ish with the parents until she started going off about her political beliefs
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Is Deuce Bigalow the pinnacle of comedy?
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Good morning /hoc/, I've had Kurt Polska stuck in my head for weeks now and blame Poland anon.
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>>96073918
Rob Schneider is the pinnacle of comedy.
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>>96073375
Why does this autist keep posting shit like this
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>>96073801
>she
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>>96071855
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Hey /hoc/, bout to go in for that bone marrow surgery. If by some chance theres a complication and I die, just want y'all to know that the Canes are on top.
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This is Phil Kessels theatre room in the house he's selling in Pittsburgh. What is the fuck is going on here? Makes my skin crawl.
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>>96074180
This is the most American thing I've seen in a while.
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>>96074229
Umad?
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>>96074170
>standings
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>>96074229
>>96074296
seriously, why does everything have to be so big there? Every fucking travel channel couple from america always says the same thing. "I dont know, it has 5 bedrooms and 3 toilets but its still a bit too small"
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>>96074411
america is a big country
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>>96074471
for you
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>>96074411
Theres a fuck ton of unoccupied space in the US.
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>>96074471
>>96074506
ye but these are yanks who move to compact-istan and expect their kitchen to be bigger than my apartment
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>>96074411
https://youtu.be/MvgN5gCuLac
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>>96074526
How's that our problem? If you want I can sublet one of my sheds out to you. I'll run an extension cord out to it and give you a bucket for Uloste
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>>96074583
what about a tv to watch movies and an onion in a cage?
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>>96074875
Yes to both, anything else
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>>96074887
can Jesse come over for a playdate?
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>>96074978
You can literally do anything you want to my man. In America everything is allowed
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>>96074994
can we seize the means of production then?
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>>96075022
NO.

But you're welcome to try.
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>>96072350
is this why he is so snakebitten?
why would he trade in his scoring prowess just to lose his vcard?
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>>96075222
Elias was a rookie fluke he's Mike York 2.0 or even worse Boeser 2.0
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Where’s vegas after last night?
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>>96075412
coping unironically
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>>96074170
>>96075469
if you stopped cheering for the canes it would cure your cancer
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Reminder
>Brad Marchand when asked about the crowd noise in Vegas on @NESN just prior to puck drop vs the Golden Knights: "They just have louder speakers than everybody else. That's all it is"
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>>96075469
>vaginoplasty incoming
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>>96075469
when did /hoc/ become your personal blog?
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>>96075531
Not him but I invented /hoc/.
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>>96075498
did brad also mention how he was high as a fucking kite?
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atta boy Ted you fucking idiot
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>>96074583
>a shitty hand-me-down laptop and an onion in a cage
FTFY
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>>96075652
Meant for
>>96074875
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did the jannies clean up that mess or did he come to his senses?
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>blame varlamov for last night
>when it really should be nelson for all those dogshit penalties he took
I’m still curious how the fuck neal has 6 goals already
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>six million avv for a penalty generating machine
kek
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>being hungover
why do I do this
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>>96075900
it's only a wednesday friend
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>>96075900
my head is killing me
why did i get so drunk on a tuesday night?
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>>96075922
did >your team win?
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>>96075935
no :(
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>>96075922
asking myself the same question rn
I gotta pace myself better
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I'm back from Armenia, bitches.
Fuck the shorks
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I seriously want to know wtf his problem is?
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>>96076110
Watched Joker
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having a sip
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>>96076011
Poor shorkies, they really thought they won the Karlsson sweepstakes and on top of that J0n3s has turned into a sieve. Rough times for an O6
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How's Wilson's "refresh" plan working out, shorksfans?

I'd like to know how that idiot keeps his job.
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the liquors not working anymore bobandy
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just picked up a triple whopper and 30x chicken nuggets from the burger king, and 1 litre of carrot juice from lidl
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>>96074170
Good luck bro
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>>96076366
You just need to drink more
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>>96076406
RIP binland, we'll always remember that one time Pulju scored a goal with Car Parts
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>>96076406
You don't need that much food Finland
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>>96076431
im bulking up
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>>96076332
Players could barely elevate the puck with the sticks they used back then. The guard was a protection from sticks and bodies more than pucks.
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what are you talking about you fucking schizo?
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Who are you quoting?
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(you)
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>>96076475
>>96076513
>>96076518
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>>96076446
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Huomenta
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>>96076610
tsau
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4-0-0
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>>96076475
I appreciate the question
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>>96076696
>fast start
>basement finish
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FLAMES NEAL XD
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NEOIL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C004b8qZifI
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>my Avies haven't played since Saturday
GARREEEEEEEE
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>>96075638
BASED AND DOMIPILLED
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>1980
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Hello hoc, how are you coping today?
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>>96076984
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can my nuckies get a win?
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>>96076769
Any time I see someone call them the avies is makes me think of this one downs syndrome guy I saw at Pepsi Center once who kept getting pissy when the arena tried to chant "let's go avs" because he wanted the fans to chant "let's go avies" instead.
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gotta stay strong, keep a positive attitude. things will be ok....
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>>96077001
When do they play the shorks?
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Explain this
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>>96077056
never trust a swede
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>>96074180
>not even a couch just 1 chair
What a shit room
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caniacs

>>96074170
good luck bro T&P
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>>96077056
>Sharks paid for this and not for Pavelski and Donskoi
Yikers
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>>96076994
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>>96077083
COPE
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>>96077004
What are you implying anon?
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>>96077040
Kek
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>>96077083
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>>96077112
Just thought I'd share a funny moment with my friends on /hoc/ :)
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>>96077083
>>96077160
AND I FIND IT KINDA FUNNY, I FIND IT KINDA SAD
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my avies :3
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He's still a rat.
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>>96077240
boiling
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>>96076984
still waiting for your game 3 recap
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>>96077175
Okay thought you were calling me a tard
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>>96077082
Because they were going to give Pavelski a $7 million contract until he's 39
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>>96077301
>hurr durr it doesn't matter because blah blah blah
>cope cope cope
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>>96077230
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>>96077344
Are you good, nigger?
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>>96077371
I appreciate your question.
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>>96077357
>the chad canadian captain
>the submissive swede secretary
pottery
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sakic>yzershit
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>>96077230
God I miss Lauren. Hold me, Finland.
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>>96072164
she looks like she does heroine
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>>96077398
me too
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>>96077398
>>96077438
at least shes covering hockey again instead of getting mogg'd by spic and negros
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>>96076408
>>96077079
Made it out with no issues, was surprisingly easy.

Should be good to go come friday to watch the Canes beat the shit out of the Islels
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>>96077481
you can totally see a transition to her new "cultural" influences
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>>96077497
stop blogposting you fucking faggot
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>>96077481
STAHP
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>>96077515
Nothing I can say will surpass the faggotry that is canadian teams in the NHL.
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>>96077554
you must be really fun at parties
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>>96077570
Nah
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>>96077539
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>>96077301
i posted it last night retard
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>>96077497
I donated my bone to your moms ass
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Oh look the isles are 3rd last in CF% and 6th in their division. I wonder what happened.
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>game 2
>shorks come out "strong", but the lads weather the storm
>fourth line elite player william carrier embarasses jones after a turnover
>marchessault scores a perfect deflection from theodore after another turnover
>sharpshooter brayden mcnabb with a short handed goal
>nosek with 2 goals (inc another shg) and an assist for his first 3 point nhl game
>sharks manage to score, but sorensen needlessly chimps out (typical shark behavior) and crosschecks hague in his first nhl game for no reason, which starts a scrum with both teams
>while refs sort out shork n*ggery, based fleury gives a shark stick away through the camera hole in the glass
>jones was pulled, again, this is the EIGHTH (8th) time against the Golden Knights since their induction
>sharks power play was 0/5 with a -2
>reminder: knights have scored 3 short handed goals in two games against the sharks, against zero pp goals against
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
>shorks

>game 3
>score two goals right off the bat
>defensive breakdowns and turnovers are directly responsible for the bruins to score 3 goals, with another powerplaly goal, for a total of 4 unanswered goals
>bad deal, but ya shouldn't be turning over the puck against that team
>marchessault goal turned over due to high stick
>multiple posts, including a glaring one by pacioretty. puck luck came into play here, as marchand got a goal off of the post
>dirty pusy mcavoy knocks the net off right when mcnabb was about to score
>TWO golden knights power play goals, what a hot group
>great effort to tie the game, but ran into a hot goalie
>rask BTFO and had to be helped off the ice at the end of the game
>HAHAHAHAHA hopefully rask is dead
>overall a game that could've gone either way, great effort by the boys in a matchup between the obvious two best teams in the league
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>>96077389
Have you had that gayness checked out yet?
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>>96077658
COPE
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>>96077673
cope
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>>96077658
>am an idiot, forgot to add the most important part again

stay eternally btfo you coping retards
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>>96075412
Ahem

Atleast the sharks are out.
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>>96077657
They thought that their Big Bad Mental Swede was a system babby
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Does /hoc/ take their coffee black or with pussy-ass creamer and sugar?
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>actively rooting for players to get/be hurt
Why do degens do this? Folks were cheering in the game thread when schmidt took a knee to knee as well. So trashy all around.
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>>96077706
black
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ducks, bruins, and canes are all undefeated
let that sink in
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>>96077706
I don't drink coffee because I'm not an addict.
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>>96072350
Most women have no real ambitions and would like nothing more than being a hockey wife - never working properly, spending huge amounts of money and being high status on the wing of her husband.

Most women are parasites.
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>>96077706
plain for me but I don't judge others who drink it differently because I'm not an autist
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>>96077731
ahem
you missed one sweaty
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>>96077737
great outlook on life pekka
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>>96077736
You also have no friends
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>>96077481
Who dis?
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>>96077747
yah I'm dumb, just saw rags and flyers are both also undefeated as well but flyers have only played 1 game too
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>>96077731
know who had a hot start last season
the >laffs
let that sink in
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>>96077752
No need to lash out, anon.
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>>96077706
Oat milk
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>>96077774
Cope
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>>96077739
>not judging others who aren't tangentially similar to you

Society was built on forming into groups based on small differences familia, get with the picture
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>>96077706
i take my coffee like a take my women
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Imagine supporting a team that has a loss. How haven't these """"people""""" killed themselves already
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>>96077783
That is what that random and baseless accusations seemed to be, yes.
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>>96077791
society was built on a lot of things that are no longer acceptable today, what is your point?
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>>96077804
by remembering the fact that the team with the highest amount of regular season wins went on to being swept in the first round by a 8th seed
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>>96077706
Onions milk and 5 cubes of sugar
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>>96077801
so not at all?
have sex
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>>96077801
Ah a tea drinker I see
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when the fuck are we getting new filters? nobody even says s o y anymore
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>>96077769
How is it possible for 2 team (Flyers/Blackhawks) to have played 1 game so far each while 6 teams have already played 4 games? That's some bullshit
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>>96077775
Where do you find the nipples on an oat anon?
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>>96077830
they were in yurop, same thing happened with jets and kitties last year
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>>96077608
reposting your garbage time and time again hasn't been a problem for you before dingaling

is it because your knibbits got deep dicked by them bruins?
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>>96077737
Based Mikko.

But to be honest, all the blondes in that picture look like his family.
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>>96077787
based
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>>96077829
>needing a safe space
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>>96077841
No excuse when you have so many teams doing back-to-back games.
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>>96077853
word filters anon
>>96077861
take it up with gary
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>>96077843
don't ever reply to me again you blind fucking retard.
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>>96077791
yeah we should stone people who we think are wizards like we used to in those days
based idea retard
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>>96077869
how are word filters anything special?
you are seeking protection from words anon
aka a safe space
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>>96077872
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>>96077879
eh, I don't really care either way t b h desu desu
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>>96077706
Black, sometimes some cold water if I'm in a rush and need to chug
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>>96077872
Ask kindly and maybe next time they'll use lube
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>>96077900
>lost by one goal
cope
>>
four goals in five minutes.
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>>96077922
>the amount you lost by matters
the ultimate cope
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>>96077932
>>96077940
cope
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>>96077953
better hang a banner
"we only lost by one goal"
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You now remember Hasek playing for Ottawa Senators
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>losses by one goal dont count
COPE
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>>96077959
>implying the knights hang unnecessary banners like the preds
cope
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>>96077972
who said anything about the predators?
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>>96077987
>based strawman poster,
cope
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>>96077922
Looks like somebody's confusing the point differential with the point differential again.
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>>96078001
>the point differential with the point differential
based retard
cope
>>
everyone knows boston was using wall hacks but mods found out and turned them off for game 7
>>
nothing wrong with a cheeky banner or two being hung lighten up francis
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>>96078012
That's the joke, you illiterate coping retard.
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>>96077998
are you suggesting that a banner commemorating the dead is necessary to the sport of hockey?
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>>96078021
>i was only pretending to be retarded
>>96078022
cope
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>>96078018
>my team would NEVER do that!
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>>96077806
>hey anon wanna grab some coffee and catch up?
>no thanks I'm not a filthy addict like you. Get help degenerate
Yeah totally baseless
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>>96078029
so you admit then that vegas hangs unnecessary banners and a "only lost by one goal" one would look great in the rafters
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>>96077987
lmao
vegass retard absolutely blown the fuck out
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>>96078012
>>96078029
You might have memory problems if you don't recognize what that's referencing.
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>>96078037
Based keeping the degen coffee drinking thots away good choice my man
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>>96078059
not everyone is autiscally here 24/7 like you
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>30 other teams
>let's talk about vegas every day!
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>>96078068
im only here 23/6
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which team will beat them?
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>>96078073
>talk about my avies plssssss
>we are totally not irrelevanttttttt
this is just sad
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>>96078046
>>96078051
>b-because i don't understand it, it means it's unnecessary.
cope harder, shan't be falling into your retarded goalpost moving bullshit.
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Which fan bases are the most seething?
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>disrupt the thread every day with spam
>why is everyone so mean to me??????
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>>96078077
teds
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i like coffee
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>>96078068
Except that the copeposter was there for it. It was maybe a day ago.
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>>96078081
go back to sucking vegas dick and crying like a bitch
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>>96078093
vegas
4 goals in 5 minutes broke his brain
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>>96078093
Usually Edmonton, Islanders, and Carolina.
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>>96078077
Unlikely to have a loss until November at this rate.
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>>96078091
>only i get to judge what is unnecessary
>the loss of those >>58 souls totally had an impact on the sport of hockey
only one moving goalposts is you lad
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>>96078112
>implying it was in working order prior
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>>96078077
Not the Islels or Poo Jackets

Dukes are the next big competition.
>>
>it's totally necessary to hang a banner for a mass shooting of californians in the arena of a team from las vegas nevada
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>>96078125
vegas legit would not have made the playoffs without gary's blood sacrafice
>>
KEEP ON COPING YA SEETHIN RETARDS
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>>96078077
undefeated in october then they go 22-48 after that
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>>96078106
>we are totttttalllly relelvanntntnt
>here is a photo from the eighteen years ago to prove itttttt
kek
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is this year of my canesies?
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Monthly reminder that Nevada has never EVER produced an nhl player.
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>>96078145
surely you have a similar photo of >your team in the last 18 years yes?
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>>96078133
the arena wasnt even officially opened yet when the shooting happened

notice how boston never hoisted a marathon bombing banner
thats class
>>
>bombston
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>>96078152
the team i cheer for is not the one trying to be relevant here ya dip
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>muh bombing
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>>96078149
Naturally.
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>>96078171
which irrelevant team would that be?
>>
Vegas going 97-1-0
Stay coping
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>>96078159
If actual franchises raised such nonsensical banners it would take away all the meaning of raising a banner. Mickey Mouse franchises like the preds and knigs just use banner raising ceremonies to cater to plastic fans.
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>>96078144
ah the ol' maple laffs approach
smart
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>>96078149
wtf do the whalers have to do with this?
>>
today I will remind them
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>>96078184
I was told Vegas is a true hockey town
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>>96078197
championships before 2000 don't count
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>>96078214
cope
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Imagine being a franchise over 100 years old, but the fans of a two year old team are ranked higher. This is one reason why Canadians are constantly seething.
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>>96077736
You are not permitted to post during real sios hours
>>
gettin muh sips on
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>>96078203
Vegas just uses speakers to simulate crowd noises, and gives out free tickets to the vegas population (homeless crack whores and obese mexicans)
Everything about that city is fake.
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>>96078197
My parents weren't even alive to see Toronto win a cup. I've never been alive to see Canada win a cup. You're basically the same as Italians who go "we wuz romans n shit"
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>doubles down on seethe
Here's additional proof from the NHLPA.
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>>96078197
I love how this always invokes a different reaction.
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>>96078227
voted on by vgk fans, they are one of the worst fanbases, staffed by the same fans of raider games, extremely intoxicated and rude to people. i have never, the entire vegas golden knight's history, met a well-mannered, rational, decent human being who was also a vegas golden knights fan.
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>>96078245
>Born after 93
Getting too old for this.
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>>96078197
>unironically proud of cups from the 1940's

Canada was a mistake
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>>96078257
>player poll
cope, blind retard
>>
gonna make some webms of james neal last night while you kids bicker
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>>96078227
has /hoc/ ever be more worked by a poll than this?
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>>96078259
Just don't think about it lad
t. 31 yo boomer
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>>96078272
*James nOil
>>
imagine needing something as shallow as a 3rd party player poll to feel good about your fanbase
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>>96078275
it's just another thing that's hard for them to cope with
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>>96078275
Your mom worked my pole way harder
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>>96078288
imagine editing the numbers so you can feel good about your artificial "crowd"
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>>96078288
>>96078293
worked
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>>96077714
nothing better than the classic neon knee
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Reminder brad marchand knows that vegas has louder speakers
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how do you even define arena atmosphere?
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>worst place to visit
>three canadian hellscapes
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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how about you act like a rational human being instead of acting like a schizo and becoming the most hated and rude fanbase in the nhl
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>>96078287
Not a fan of that one.
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>>96078311
vegas just pipes in crowd noise to try and create "atmosphere"
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>>96078314
>cold
>cold
>cold (and in a cornfield)
>cold
>college campus
Yeah I wonder why.....
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>>96078329
cope
>>
imagine paying for the use of website all for the purpose of propping up a franchise
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>>96078304
Yes, yes she did (does)
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>>96078314
lol get fucking rekt Edmonton
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>>96077879
You aren’t understanding him. He wants the word filters gone
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I really don’t know what happened last night lol. Maybe let’s see if they bounce back against the randylina randycanes
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>>96078314
>Randylina
Btfo
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>>96078355
why would he ask for new filters if he wanted them gone
are you certain im the one with the misunderstanding here?
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>>96078328
big if true
>>
my sources telling me a big trade boutta go down, stay tuned
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best part of the athletic polls
"Over the past six weeks, The Athletic’s hockey reporters polled players around the league to get answers to our most pressing NHL questions. When all was said and done, we spoke to nearly 200 players — 198, to be exact, split almost exactly 50/50 among players on Eastern and Western Conference teams (100 to 98; sorry about the East Coast bias)."

they couldnt even get the entire league to contribute to their petty bullshit
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>>96071994
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>>96077987
>vegas strong
Is that ebonics?
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>>96078357
Its called regression.
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>>96077736
Good post, I don't understand people being content with not being able to stay awake on their own
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>>96078381
BOILING
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>>96078238
This is some next level cope
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how much are the kitties paying bobby rovsky again?
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>>96078381
>they couldnt even get the entire league to contribute to their petty bullshit
where does it says that?
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>>96078390
Yah it's kind of like dummy thicc
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>>96078391
It’s called the first three games of the year
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>>96078357
>>96078391
>the Islanders' window was open for a single playoff series
Jeepers.
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>>96078400
>"But they just have louder speakers than everybody else. That's all it is."
BTFO
T
F
O
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>>96078416
>bottom three corsi team
>goaltending has regressed
>sixth in their division

Things have gone back to where they should have been without insane goaltending. I would like a handwritten apology now.
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>>96078381
Do you know how polls work?
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>>96078314
The Canes really need a new stadium closer to downtown tbqh.
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>>96078418
They might be even more pathetic than the teds desu
>>
I can't imagine coming back here every day and seething about everything as much as Canada does, for no real reason, other than the fact that they haven't won a Stanley Cup in 26 years.
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>>96078452
t. cuplet.
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>>96078452
And yet here you are
wish gookmoot would lets us post bigger webms
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>>96078479
just lower the bitrate
>>
Have you started my handwritten apology yet, weeb?
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>>96078436
How about you wait until April for that before blowing your load that edmonton is undefeated at the moment
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Fug
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>>96078513
Going to need that handwritten apology, weebshit. The isles have regressed just as I told you they would. Actually instead of the handwritten apology I would like you to go back to /a/ where you belong.
>>
Reminder that the golden knights would've bootyblasted both scf shit teams last season.
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>>96078405
Someone said a million per save.
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>>96078497
test
>>
That anaheim lunch is wrecking me lads. Can’t stop busting ass and I’ve done 3 marners today
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>>96078556
kinda janky but not bad overall
>>
>>96078539
Nah I stay here and I watch this season and see how it unfolds. Three games in and they lost games that was held down from the caps and a really sloppy game vs edmonton. So you shush and edmonton better make the playoffs or else :^)
>>
>edmonton
>playoffs
Let him have this first couple weeks of delusion before it all falls apart.
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>>96078570
the oilers (who i dont even cheer for) have nothing to do with the islanders regressing you smelly retard.
>>
any webm requests?
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>>96078599
Nah but I know you are Ed so that’s why :))
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>b-but i dont cheer for them
t. ed
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>>96078605
I'm not an albortion, you stinky weeb.
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>>96078600
Bobrovsky getting dabbed on last night in the first period.
Plenty of goals to choose from.
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>>96078616
Post your ID with a timestamp.
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>>96078630
You go right ahead and dox yourself pal, it wont make the islanders predictable regression any less painful for you.
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>>96078656
Same could be said about your Oilers.
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>>96078600
Tkachuk's baseball goal from the Kings/Flames game
>>
frog dudes desu
>>
>>96077705

This one is pretty cool, swede bro.
>>
Did I even expect that season last year? Fuck no. I don’t think the isles are gonna get 103 points this season, and frankly they could miss. But they still have a growing core and they can improve that. Fuck panarin he can be a nigger for the rangers and fall off a cliff
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>your Oilers
>"no"
>Oilers Oilers Oilers Oilers
Please, weeb. Take the hint.
I know Ed. This is not Ed. And even Ed isn't as bad as you've become.
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>>96078073
What is keeping that pillow up?
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>>96078661
>oilcucks
>regression
how do you regress from shit to top in the west? Do you know the meaning of regression?
>>
only SHIT games today. what the fuck is gary doing
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>>96078257
Actually it was voted by NHL players idiot
>>
>top in the west
>three games
I don't think this place can be saved, honestly.
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>>96078693
Shut the FUCK up randy
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>>96078693
he's spinning his wheels to try to deflect from the fact the isles have run out of goaltending luck and are regressing to where they should be.
Sad!
>>
reminder the sharks played themselves out of ploffs
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>>96078408
the league is comprised of more than 200 players
>>
are chinks going to start trying to control the nhl soon too? arent they supposed to be trying to gid gud for the olympics?
>>
>>96078740
Once again, learn the definition of a poll.
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>>96078726
To be fair to the weeb, it must be hard to deal with. He thought that things were finally looking up after decades of misery, only for them to come crashing down so quickly.
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>>96078437
yes
any other questions?
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>>96078740
but this is how polling work?
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>>96078753
all those >top6 potential prospects busting before his eyes. lmao.
>>
>>96078753
I wouldn't even give a shit except for the fact he's been arguing with me for months about how they didn't have unreal goaltending luck, and wouldnt regress.
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>>96078764
DIAMONDS
IN
THE
ROUGH
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>>96078624
>>
Golden Knights are STILL the best team in the leauge.
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>>96078749
>>96078757
calling out the sample size does not make the poll illegitimate
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>>96078793
they're 100% winning the cup
>>
life is fleeting
>>
i got a pole for ya
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>>96078793
>best
They've dropped to 11th (ELEVENTH) in the league.

CHECK
THE
STAN-DINGS
>*clap clap clapclapclap*
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>>96078782
Please delete this
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>Islesweeb in June, "We're getting Panarin!"
>Islesweeb in July, "Lehner isn't going anywhere!"
>Islesweeb in September "No regression, Varlomov will step it nicely."
YOU ARE HERE
>Islesweeb in next April, "We may have won only 10 games but we won the important ones."
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>>96078665
>>
>standings after 1-4 games
ISHYGDDT
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>>96078793
FORFEIT THE GAME BEFORE DUCKS TAKE YOU OUT OF THE FRAME
AND PUT YOUR NAME TO SHAME
COVER UP YOUR FACE
YOU CAN'T RUN THE RACE
THE PACE IS TOO FAST YOU JUST WONT LAST
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>>96078833
>"The prospects looked great this year. It wasn't their fault what happened, they weren't ready for it. But they showed a ton of promise. Under Trotz's leadership, next year will be a breakout year for like a dozen guys at once."
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>>96078827
what an ugly cat
>>
>"the islanders are so good simply because they play as a team"
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>>96078827
sorry fren
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>>96078754
Then why are you taking issue with the fact that they didn't ask every single player in the league?
>>
laine on fortnite right now
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Canes on top
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>>96078878
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Reminder that Al Iafrate HAS the hardest slapshot due to him using a wooden stick.
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>>96078833
>implying 10 wins by April
Mate maybe you are projecting a bit too much.
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>>96078695
benis probably
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>>96074180
based
>>
>>96078833
>implying shitlanders will have any fans here or at their games by April
>>
Official teams of /hoc/, based on how much they are talked about:
1. Hurricanes
2. Golden Knights
3. Islanders
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Jets
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>>96078953
>leading the league
>leading /hoc/
Neat.
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>>96078841
based
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>>96078953
Good list with good posters if I'm being 100% honest. Don't know why /hoc/ can't handle the bants.
>>
@96078953
(You)
>>
>>
>>96078953
being bullied and HEEMED daily isn’t a good thing
>>
>>96078953
Ad-/hoc/ fallacy
>>
>>96079000
>This Cope
They heem this general daily, and you lads fall for it every single time lmao.
>>
>>96079029
I literally only come here to remind the islels weeb he’s a disappointment to his father
>>
Saving some farts for the next thread
>>
>merely pretending
>>
>>96078953
Only the Knights are /ourteam/ the other 2 are reddit
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>>96079051
sounds like he lives in your head rent free
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>>96079051
>his dad died of disappointment in his son
lel
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>>96079051
absolutely based
>>
>>96079051
>>96079075
t. grim samefag
>>
>>96079051
projector.jpg
>>
>>96079088
t. dumb fucking retard
>>
reminder Drew Doughty is a pussy and is scared to fight
>>
>>96079097
sounds like something a seething samefag, who has an isles lad living in his head rent free, would say
>>
>>96079101
True
>>
reminder Drew Doughty silenced your team and entire arena in overtime
>>
hot take: no pacific teams make the playoffs this year
>>
>post retarded takes every moment of the day
>include faggot avatar pictures
>lol rent free
>>
>>96079101
you don't need to fight a turtle just tip it on its back
>>
>>96079134
we'll get em in the rematch in 2 weeks
>>
>>96079151
sounds like you're starting to get it
>>
>>96079051
based
keep up the good work lad
>>
>>96079141
>*laughs in Bettman*
>>
>>96079153
turtles are cute
>>
>samefagging AGAIN
>>
>Varlomov
>Bobrovsky
>Vasilevsky
Is this a grim time for Russian goaltending?
>>
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>>96079186
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>>96079187
cope. just kys
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>>96079199
stop embarrassing yourself then mate
>>
>>96079051
>>96079075
>>96079164
>>96079199
don't forget that these are all the samefag
>>
>>96078888
this is why
"Often imitated but never duplicated, the NHLPA Player Poll is back with our 2018-19 edition. NHL players were surveyed on more than 20 hockey-related questions with more than 500 players taking part in the poll. Players weighed in on a variety of questions – covering skills, arenas, teams and a few other entertaining topics in between."
https://www.nhlpa.com/player-poll/2018-19
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plot twist: the samefagger is isles weeb's father
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>>96078984
The Canes are on TOP
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>>96079250
Weird. Vegas won best atmosphere in the NHLPA poll too. So your shit city that the athletic chose would've most likely been shit in that poll too.
cope
>>
life nourishing seethe
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>>96079285
let's see your desktop screen shots too bud
>>
>>96079285
how will he ever recover
>>
>>96079285
wow that guy was totally wrong about the samefagging
>>
>>96079277
funny that you've gone ahead and made all these assumptions as to how i think

when i really just wanted to point out how the nhlpa poll shows 42.5% of the players find vegas the best meanwhile the athletic one only has fans at 28%
>>
>>96079285
>>96079308
t. samefag
>>
>>96079197
Why does he do it?
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>>96079302
You truly are pathetic lol
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btfo
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>>96079285
>using headphones
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>>96079336
>>96079345
t. samefag
>>
where is it?
>>
>>96079381
NU
>>
>>96073375
poopoopeepeeland



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