KC: Mecole, De'Anthony to split Tyreek's snaps?NE: AB to play Week 2 unless the NFL steps in?PIT: JuJu (toe), Conner (illness) limited on Wed.SEA: Tyler Lockett (back) misses practice on WEDLAC: Mike Williams (knee) DNP WednesdayLAC: Lynn concerned about WR Mike Williams' kneeDAL: Cowboys 'mindful' of Zeke's limited practicesOAK: Abram (shoulder) officially out for seasonLAC: Chargers ‘hopeful' to get Henry back in 2019HOU: Coutee (ankle) returns to practice Wednesday
>>95394929already a thread, oakland retard. fuck off.
the poster above is an actual fucking moron
the poster above is correct about the poster above him
>>95395006Can we not use the R-word, thanks.
>>95395006stop trying to divide the threads you fucking faggot. kys.
>>95395046I literally found both via inline search and ctrl f
>>95395059You are extremely slow aren't you anon?
>>95395062DT is almost washed. Plenty of elite teams would cut him.
I cant believe we were robbed of 20 years of prime OJ just because he killed some coal burner. Shit fucking SUCKS
>>95395099Boomer OJ is pure kino
Daily reminder the Seahawks will annihilate all of you faggots this year
What's your favorite Tom Brady loss? Mine is the 2013 AFC championship game, where he got shat on at home by a shitty Ravens team, the first time he was exposed as a Gronk baby
The Superbowl goes to Seattle
TRUE OR FALSE: The Super Bowl would be more entertaining if the team with the better record going in got to host it.
>>95395129True because thousands of tickets would have to be reserved till the last moment for home town fans, and then every local superfan will spend their life savings on a ticket and go apeshit. Also the NFL should be forced to host the SB at its worst venues in blinding snow.
>>95395129false. the superbowl should always be on neutral ground. If some team lucks out and makes it the year they host, then good on them.
the superbowl should be best of 3
>a drug addict a drunkard and a rapist all walk into an office >bill belicheat says "you're all representing the patriots this sunday so let's go practice and afterwards we can join the owner of the team and cheat on our wives with asian whores" kek what a disgusting organization
>>95395338As much as I'd like it, it would never happen
>>95395006Have any players been confirmed as having sat out the national anthem during week one?
>>95395108>shitty Ravens team>won the owlpick one
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY'S PROBLEM?
What happened to social media? Here, Reddit, Twitter - doesn’t matter. If you try to discuss football, every reply is one of two types:1. A lame attempt at a joke2. Someone getting angryWhere can you go to actually discuss football?
>>95397024Individual team subreddits, forums, and sb nation pages
>>95397024you can always try to contribute something positive yourself and not just expect others around you do it for you. welcome to 4chan, enjoy your stay reddit tourist.
>>95395338>>95396648Fuck no. Football is do or die. You only get one chance. Make it count.
going to my first ever NFL game on sunday bros, giants vs bills (yes yes i know, but a lot of my friends are giants fans plus one bills fan)how many games have you been to?
>>95399077Actually looked good in the 4th quarter. Surprising.
Cam Newton can't throw to his left. This is why the Buccs will win tonight.
>>95396548Sounds pretty based to me
>>95396705HA! It’s a shame reddit loves this guy because that’s fucking based.
>inject DT with mono and send him in to infect the entire Jets organizationhe can't keep getting away with it
>>95396705i don't get it.
>>95396705>>95400588>>95400730it's amazing how a mustache changes your perception of a guy, without it he looks like a legit Chad
>>95400767That’s the degree journalists all have.
>>95396705Based. "Communications" is a bullshit degree. I love it.
>>95400767he's calling journalists retards, although Dobbs is a fucking meme like Neil Tyson Degrassethat nigger only got a 29 on the wonderlic, fucking Minshew got a 42 which is equivalent to like 150 IQ. Minshew is obviously smart based on how he's been able to meme himself from unknown backup to the 2nd most talked about player in the NFL behind Antonio Brown
>>95400824I actually can't cope
You can ONLY reply to this post if your team is 1-0 and every other team in your division is 0-1.
>jests collapsing >Dolphins tanking>BillsThis has to be the easiest Patriots regular season yet. They can't keep getting away with it.
>>95401276>Watched the game with family>Mom laughs at Finney not snapping the ball>Meanwhile I'm SEETHINGStop. Please.
>>95401276>the patriot using his helmet to initiate contact at 7 seconds into the webm on the top right of the screenisn't that a flag?
Tuck me in, let me die....
>>95401288>jests collapsingthat implies that they were hyped up to be good before the season. They have been shit for nearly a decade now man. Bills actually have a chance to have a somewhat decent season depending on how well Allen develops over the season, but more likely than not he will be shit and their team will end up 7-9 at best.
>>95401004more like >white QBs. BBC QBs like Lamar, Watson, Mahomes, and Dak are taking the league by storm while the only good whitoid QBs in recent years are Wentz and Goof.
>>95401328The reason why the Jets are collapsing is because of Biological warfare.
Gearing up for 19-0 boys!
>>95401341Mahomes and Dak aren’t even black and Watson and Jackson suck.
Pats would struggle to make the playoffs if they had to play in the NFC East.
>>95401296No, because he is hitting the bottom portion of the face mask, while initiating contact with his arms and hands. Its not helmet to helmet, because he didn't actually hit his helmet.
Hey guys I don't watch football much but will my home team the browns be okay?
>>95401488Raiders paid that thot to accuse AP of rape.
>>95395129It should be determined by the winner of the pro bowl the week prior for true madness
>>95401495No, AB paid the thot to accuse him so he can have ALL the attention, he's making another move we cannot yet understand
Say what you want about WWII, but the man who killed Hitler is my hero.
If Cleveland losses to the Jets without Durrnald should they be shut down?
>>95395006Bills are getting a wildcard at least. This season keeps getting better
>>95401551Literal HS-tier “humor”
>>95400767You must have a communications degree then
>>95401493Nothing recent though?
>Foles wins the Owl as a backup QB>makes a deep playoff run the next year as a backup>goes to Jacksonville as a starter>injured on debut>Minshew, the backup, comes in>22 for 25, 2 TDs and an int>sets NFL debut and overall team records for pass completion percentagePost yfw Minshew and Foles form a positive feedback loop of godly backup QB powers
Remember the last time the raiders posters can getting dubs, we (nearly) predicted the owl
>>95401551kek, based as fuck. /pol/mutts destroyed/
>>95401579#6 with a bullet.
>>95401622Hitler killed hitler you retard
>>95401596His wife told him to cut it out
>>95401551>>95401622shameful performance on both sides
>>95401655maybe you should kill yourself
Raiders beat thePats in the AFCCG and face the... (first nfc team to get trips) in the owl!
>islanders sucked for most of 2000's but have returned to being a pretty good team>mets still up and down but still enjoyable >nets bullshit their way to get KD and irving, could be really good>jets still fucking suckwhat fucking is wrong with you jets?
>>95400698>look whose raping who now
>>95401711based and newhu-pilled
>>95400698>play jets in two weeks>entire pats team gets infected with mono4d chess
>>95401711they're cursed by Namath
>>95401711our Jets are tanking for Jerry Jeudy!
>>95401772Oh shit, that was close
>GET UP GET UP GET UP
>>95401810TREAT YOU LIKE A PRINCESS
>>95401822>>95401810I don't like this meme
>>95400698They can't keep getting away with it
>>95401803So he celebrated his 2 wins since 2016 at the White House?
>>95401679ya mad lil /pol/mutt?
>>95400873What's his endgame?
>>95401836SUMMERTIME LOVEYOU'RE MY SUMMERTIME LOVER
>Had a scout tell me Adam Gase preferred Baker Mayfield's immune system to Sam Darnold's coming out of school>@AdamSchefterwtf? How is this a measurable statistic for a player?
>>95401849he didn't go to white house in 2015 either. What's your point? he just avoids white house. he is still probably a trump supporter.
>>95401892Sam Darnold's midwestern ethos means he's not vaccinated
>>95401521The real truth is she was supposed to come out with the story last week so he would have been cut faster and he forgot to cancel the plan because he is retarded
>>95401711>>95401765Fleet would bootyblast both of these shit 2hus
>>95401958Only trips can override dubs
>>95401967singles deconfirms this comment
>>95401898So much so he avoided celebrating with his friend twice... because his wife said no. Cool story.
>>95401975Being subservient to your wife is worse than being a Trump supporter tbqfh
arguing with my brother about guicei say he will never cut it in the nfl because he is soft and keeps getting injuredhe said there's no reason to believe that he will keep getting injuredwhat do you all think
i'm a eagles fan and i like sucking dick
I have a question for /NFL/. As a Colts fan living in Paris, Illinois after my company decided to cross the border about 5 years ago, I see a lot of Bears fans on my frequent work trips to Springfield, Urbana, and Chicago and I want to ask why have so many of them given up and lost all hope after just 1 game? Why do Bears fans do this? I mean it's not like their star QB just suddenly decided to quit on their team and fans but look at how we're handling it. What is wrong with Bears fans?
>>95402020It doesn't matter whether he makes it or not because he's [running back] #1823102347
>>95402003How mad was she when he fucked Ben Affleck's babysitter?
>>95402051Not very, she'll shack up with AB and they'll call it even
>>95402051>living vicariously through a superior human being/trump supporter
I'm a lifelong Cowboys fan and didn't know where to ask \ on this site, but I've heard you guys are big on interracial porn? You know where I can find some? My wife and her friend Jerome from high school aren't home yet and nofaps been killing me this past month.
>>95402075I don't think he fucks white girls, he fucked a black Brittany.
HELP ME GURLEY
>>95402095Probably not ordinarily but he hasn't got much choice in Massachusetts
Imagine being noticeably upset that your team's quarterback is a Trump supporter lmao.
>>95401975He mostly likely doesn't wanna cause a shitstorm cuz of retards like you. Who cares if he is a Trump supporter or not. You are making a big deal out of it.
>>95402100I CAN'T MY KNEE HURTS
Who did Sam Donald make out with?
>>95401004that is a lot of seethe for 2 minutes
>>95402030>Blaming bears fans for giving up 1 game into season when clots fans gave up before the season even beganOH I AM LAFFIN
>>95402108I'd a cape Verdean.
The Eagles are winning the subirb owl and I'll tell you why. -top 3 offensive line will protect Wentz. If he dies anyway, Josh McCown will go folesmagic behind the elite line. -They are only pretending to have problems at DE. Against washington their best backup was healthy scratched in favor of a guy who needs snaps.-The defense is fine. Jim Schwartz defense gives up a lot of big plays every single year, it's by design. There are also several corners stashed on IR who will be back for the playoff run.-Doug is a top flight aggressive HC with nothing but contempt for the BoBs and Mike Tomlins of the world. His presence alone nullifies the biggest advantage new england has over most teams.-The only NFC teams capable of standing in the Eagles' way are the Saints and Cowboys. The Saints have a noodle arm and the Boys have a game manager at QB.
>>95402135Nice, a shame she chose the patriots though
>>95402135Alright, not bad
>>95401305>Why do the Patriots lose so many of their road playoff games?They don't. Most teams lose on the road in the playoffs. Only 5 teams are above .500 on the road in the playoffs. Patriots are the 6th best road playoff team during the Brady era Patriots. Here's a list of every team's road playoff record from 2001-2018.#01: Rams: 2-1(.666)#02: Giants: 5-3(.625)#03: Ravens: 8-6(.571)#03: Panthers: 4-3(.571)#05: Steelers: 5-4(.556)#06: Patriots: 4-4(.500)#06: 49ers: 3-3(.500)#06: Buccaneers: 1-1(.500)#09: Jets: 5-6(.455)#10: Eagles: 4-5(.444)#11: Chargers: 3-4(.429)#12: Packers: 5-7(.417)#13: Jaguars: 2-3(.400)#14: Colts: 4-8(.333)#14: Titans: 2-4(.333)#14: Redskins: 1-2(.333)#17: Falcons: 2-5(.286)#18: Cardinals: 1-3(.250)#18: Chiefs: 1-3(.250)#20: Seahawks: 2-8(.200)#20: Vikings: 1-4(.200)#22: Saints: 1-5(.167)#23: Cowboys: 0-5(.000)#23: Broncos: 0-3(.000)#23: Bengals: 0-3(.000)#23: Texans: 0-3(.000)#23: Lions: 0-3(.000)#23: Dolphins: 0-1(.000)#23: Raiders: 0-2(.000)#23: Bills: 0-1(.000)#23: Browns: 0-1(.000)Never played a road gameBears: 0-0
>>95402148>Only 5 teams are above .500 on the road in the playoffsMeant since 2001. If we go further back, it's entirely possible no teams other than the Ravens and Panthers are above .500.
see you tonight friendo
>>95402030Hard to not give up when you have no QB, O-line, or offense.
>>95402030Brissett >>> Trubustsky
>>95402167Cam Newton can't throw to his left side. Leaving Jameis Winston a better physical specimen of nwhat a quarterback should be. Now if only Winston wasn't retarded and could make a good decision of his own.
>>95402148>#20: Seahawks: 2-8(.200)>#20: Vikings: 1-4(.200)>#22: Saints: 1-5(.167)>#23: Cowboys: 0-5(.000)Yikes....
>>95401367Cardinals ain't shit
>>95402207sorry i dont speak fag
>>95402219Your lisp and flamboyant emphasizing of words fooled me.
>>95402030Did you not watch the game or something? What kind of question is this? Also Paris is practically still Indy. Fuck off
>>95402167TB and CAR tonight? Yeesh...
>Gardner MinshewHow does a state like Mississippi, with less than 3 million people, routinely churn out the best NFL players?
>>95402231>flamboyantwhat a faggy word
>>95402263You're so defensive you oughta suit up!
>>95402137I really like Wentz's new approach. He tried to stay in the pocket most of time. He was way relaxed compared to last year. It was obvious that he was rushed. I'm excited about this season.
>>95402256You need to be elite to escape a shithole like Mississippi
>>95402148Rams are actually 2*-1
>>95402167Not sure if Carolina is a detriment to this board or not
>>95402275>suit upFor your gay sex?No thanks!
>>95402256Mississippi is the home to the greatest genetics in the world
Did Epstein cursed the Jets?
>>95402332Can't curse em since he didn't die
>>95402167Reminder if your teams logo is a cat you are a faggot
>>95402319For the game tonight, no one would get past you!
>>95402319Are you coming on to me? I'm a top.
>>95402148>Giants: 5-3(.625)Based Eli.
>>95402277He'll be on IR in like 3 weeks, though.
The last time the Vikings Appeared in the Super Bowl........Jimmy Carter Was Just inaugurated as PresidentStar Wars Jus Hit the theaters For the First Time.Tom Brady Wasn’t Alive Yet. Yikes.
>>95402388When will he transform into the right-handed Ken Stabler?
>>95400698>chemical warfareTruly the reincarnation of Paul Brown Himself
How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?
>>95402354>>95402345you guys are gay and fags and I DO NOT want to have sex with you EVEN THOUGH it’s tempting>>95402344See, this is the intellectual degradation I’m so keenly aware of on this board since my IQ is so high. It’s an abstraction of The Carolinas region morphed into a sleek, powerful, sleek, intimidating and yet alluring, stylized sleek Panther.
>>95402315I’d trade every Patriots fan that responds to any attempt to talk with “muh rings” for 2 Panthers fans
>>95402344Wow, what an unfair comment.
>Yes, I got Sam's medical report. He isn't vaccinated, send them DT for a pick
So five days in and the Jets I've already ruined their season. Is this a new record?
>>95402470Belichick posting is top tier this year lads keep it up. Love me some Big Beli. Thank God he isn't in my conference.
>>95402509I prefer quality.
>>95402472But can Tom Brady EVER beat a bixexual, vegan, black QB though? It remains to be seen
>>95402509The Jets season was gone day 1 my man
>>95402425>since my IQ is so high. Stopped reading there, you fucking retard.
>>95402530Depends, will that QB win another playoff game?
>>95402540To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Panthers. The genius in their playbook and their ability to score points is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical football playcalling eschewing QBs, WRs, OLs most of the plays will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also David Tepper’s, the new owner, nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his personal involvement in building the team by drafting notorious Eric Reid-- his personal philosophy draws heavily from modern post ‘15 American Leftist literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these offseason moves, to realise that they're not just for good optics and PR from biased corporate news conglomerates-- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Panthers truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the depth in Carolina’s existential catchphrase "Keep Pounding," which itself is a cryptic reference to OC Norv Turner’s traditional all-American football playcalling scheme of “run, run, pass, punt” which he will never change up even if it doesn’t work. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Head Coach Ron Rivera's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens as he uses up all his timeouts early in the game for seemingly no reason to their stunted minds. What fools... how I pity them. And yes, by the way, i DO have a Panthers tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
GOD DAMN IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>95402470>"Remember to kiss Sam on the mouth, yeah right on the mouth, tell him its a Denver thing"
>>95402551these are the vicuck posters
>>95402560im not fixing it whatever
>>95402568Isn't the Viking stadium used as a mosque?
>>95402592But not wrong.
Mmmmmmm cock and dick yummy yummy black penis
finallyus with autism and down syndrome can enjoy our favorite team in person
>>95402612you'll see how wrong you are.
>everyone talking up MinshewI don't get the hype here. Yeah, he made 12 straight completions and finished the game 22 out of 25 with a couple of TDs, but I still don't see it. Am I just feeling hype withdrawal cuz of Foles getting fucked or what?
>responding to an actual racist
>>95398814uhhh... can I get a yikers!!??
>>95402594HOLY SHIT! Is Belichick Bane or something? Jesus, one man murder the 1st stringers.
>>95402619now this is basef
>>95402648its just hype because he is fun and quirky he is total unknown right now
leave the AFC to me>>95402648
>>95402649Stop being a nigger.
>>95402619We hate you for your bad posting, but accept you for your sexual preferences, Bradysknee
The Tennessee Titans are _____.?
>>95402649>calls himself liberal>uses racial slursWhat did he mean by this?
>>95402642minnesota is going to be california 2.0 very soon
>>95402694Ramsbro, are we, dare I say it, fucked?
>>95402695gonna win AFC South by default.
>>95402383>they didn't even win
>>95402649There’s a 40% chance you’re responding to him anyways since he falseflags so often
>>95402702Doesn’t sound all too surprising to me
>>95402694raiders gonna shock the world
>he still doesn't have the worst piece of shit tripfaggot cunts of all time filtered>he still takes their b8>he still makes posts about themmust be iCuck users
>>95402709Really? It's fucking cold.
DO YOU FAGGOTS STILL HAVE DARNOLDS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH?
>>95402726He also gets so shook on 4chan that he reports you. Massive tumor
>>95402709Lol Levi's doesn't even have that shit. Minnesota is tripping balls if they think it's okay to drag your autistic child to a sports game so you can drink beer and watch the Vikings lose.
>>95402694I just bet the house on the Raiders beating the Chiefs. How fucked am I?
KFC or Taco bell? That new mac and cheese chicken nugget bowl is looking good.
>>95402702going to see Abbath next month son, hpye af
>>95402764Don't eat fast food. Subway or Chick-fil-a in a pinch
DO YOU DONKEYS STILL THINK JETS ARE TAKING THE WILD CARD SPOT OVER THE BILLS? WHY IS SP SO RETARDED?
So as a Raiders fan I should be rooting for Denver this weekend right? We need that high draft pick from the Bears.
anyone wanna see my dog
>>95402764You don't have a combo KFC/Taco Bell? Dipping 7-layer burritos in mashed potatoes rules.
>>9540275570-75%. Raiders looked good but they'll need to put up good points to beat the ChiefsKC defense is garbage though so they have a chance for sure
>>95402764>KFC instead of Chik-Fil-A or Cane'sIf you want drumsticks/wings don't go to fast food. It's all about that tendies game and KFC's is weak>>95402773>Subways instead of Jersey Mike'sWhat are you, vegan?
>>95402780only if it has a cute doggo jersey
>>95402766based. i still didn't listen his last album, might check out later.
>>95402795Doesn’t Mahomes have a knee injury or something?
>>95402695super bowl contenders
>>95402780put a jersey on him and yes
>>95402735If I make a trip, you"ll have to see one (1) post by me before you filter me and I'll make it exceptionally shitty and bad
>>95402702>The people who are obsessed with race are racisthmm
>>95402815they don't have hill and raiders looked legit. also mahomes ain't used to the baseball field dirt
>>95402814I actually haven't either, gonna do that now. I just know he can put on a live show>>95402815If so make that 60-65%, if it actually affects his performance. I don't follow AFC teams much.
>>95402826youll show up as anon here redditbro :^)
>>95402864all my posts are exceptionally shitty and bad anyways haha
If they fall to 0-2 next week, is the season basically over
>>95402148>Shithawks 2-8 on the roadYou're definitely wrong about that. They have at least four away wins O can think of
>He owns a jerseybut why
>>95402642>it’s just some closet they cram undesirables inBased Minnesota Vikings
>>95402920what do you wear at the bar on game night?
>>95402933I don't go to bars because I'm not a degenerate.
>Release the AB sexual assault claims. Yes, New York Times front page. Show him he isn't messing with an ordinary cracka here
>>95402933A tshirt or hat. Jerseys are for manchildren bro
>>954029331. Team hat2. Team tshirt 3. under unbuttoned flannel in the team's colors
>>95402920>>95402973Jerseys look great on dads Millenials, Gen Z are too skinny or tubby soiylent boys for jerseys
>>95402989Im 27 and fit as fuck. I lift 4 days a week. Don't wear jerseys dude, they look like shit trust me.
>>95402855have fun friend. He was gonna have a concert in Turkey in 2016 when he was touring with Testament but it got cancelled cuz of coup thing.
>DT it's Bill. Send me the Jets playbook. Yes, use Hillary's email
>>95402989I won’t say your wrong, but I want to.
>>95403006Post body in team wear please
>>95403018>unironically liking black metalThe only time Iplay it is if someone is being a loud cunt as a neighbor and I want something obnoxious to blast. I have exactly 1 black metal song saved for that occasion:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxXgrR1Rjv8I can't imagine actually listening to it for yourself. It's awful.
>>95403060well, that's just your opinion man. those vocals sound interesting though. thanks for sharing.
>>95402970>You're overplaying your hand here, Bill. Dial it back a bit.
>>95403096Is Mariota black?
>>95403107No Lamar and deshaun are
>>95403107I thought he was italian and hawaian or something.
is this guy insane or what?
>>95403060kek my friend has a bethlehem shirt, he'd love thisalso the riff at 1:30 is pretty good not gonna lie
>>95403128What did he mean by this?
>>95403096>Goes to the XFL, dueling Andrew Luck
>>95403155Baker Mayfield was kissing dudes and he never got mono
>>95402694DId they not watch the Eagles' defense last week or do they think Wentz is hanging 40+ on them?
>>95395110Old logo is ugly and the only difference is color
>>95403188The Falcons are fucking trash right now. They're just a bad team.
>>95402694>betting against the vikes
>>95403188The Eagles' defense played much better in the second half, tbf.
>>95403188Falcons lost to a team that didn't even have 100 yards passing. They need to start trading people and rebuild. That whole locker room is fucked after 28-3.
>>95395110I prefer the old Seahawks logo. It just looked bored, tired, and annoyed rather than angry. Which is probably why they changed it.
>>95403209>Gets paid $84 million to miss the playoffs
>>95403226It looked more like the mask is was based off of. Seattle did a good job of having an Indian team and not offending pearl clutching white liberals.
>>95402963youre already a degenerate for liking sports
>>95403129>>95403126>>95403107Pacific Islander is the name of the race
>>95403128Gase is legit insane, but no one can tell him no when he shows up and asks for a job
/Bills Owl 2020/
>>95403277India super power 2020!
>>95403277Who you guys playing in 2020 Owl?
>>95403267Look faggot the only "race' I care about is NASCAR.
>>95403277>you now realize the Bills are 1-0
>>95403304Dropping them basic facts on you so you don’t appear ignorant, boy
>>95399127I've been to a handful. Whenever the dolphins come to Charlotte, I try to go, since it's close. I've seen the Panthers play the Phins like 3 times, I saw the Panthers play the 49ers when I was 13 or 14, and I saw the Phins play the Bengals in the Orange Bowl, I think that was their shitty 2007 season.
>>95403220They're fucked because they were Kyle Shanahan babies. Their defense was never good.
>>95402766What's your favorite Abbath song? For me? It's Waterloo!
>>95403233yeah those viqueens. unlike my totally straight, non injury prone and result producing QB like mine
>>95402920>caring about what sports attire people wearDoesn't matter how fashionable you are, confidence, sociability and physical attractiveness wins every time
>>95403398A Rod has more rings than any Viking to ever breathe air.
>retard Gruden plays Guice instead of AP vs. eagles>guice hurt and now the Cowboys have to face an Adrian Peterson with a chip on his shoulderGod is good.
>>95402694I'm digging the even odds on Bengals-49ers. If the Bengals can overcome that defense it's their game, it's just a big 'if'
>>95403411This. Being "fashionable" is a cope for the insecure.
You know, I have to say I really just don’t feel too good about the colored folk moving into my neighborhood.
>>95403418uhh no sweatyVikings have won plenty of championships
Watching some NFL and NHL suicide passes videos on youtube lads
>>95403428I still think we could handle AP too. He had that fluke 90 yard run and nothing after that.
why are ties allowed
Gronk is coming back week 14
T-this can’t be right bros...
*incapacitates your qb*
Go back to the 61 logo, it legit looks great
>>95403511not even top 10 tbqh
>>95403516>rip off of the raiders and broncos logos
>>95403511>emojis>red thumbnail arrowGiving black people internet access was a horrible mistake.
>>95403515Did he foresee what was to become of the Jets this year? Is that why he backed out?
>>95403519I’ll believe the experts tbqhwyrn
>>95403515NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEVANTE HELP ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>95403511epic brüh moment
>>95403525The Chargers are the bastard child of both franchises
>>95403538I CAAAAANTRHODES CLOSED!1 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>95403219>>95403204>>95403220The Redskins got rattled by the D-JAX bombs. The secondary got burned a second time by that rookie but Keenum overthrew him. How the fuck are they going to stop Julio Jones?
>>95403458gase has graves disease most likely. poor guy
>>95403529Giving (graciously allowing) whites reign of the world was a mistake we are currently rectifying with our Jewish allies
Reminder that the same people who root for NFC North teams blurred out the okay hand signal because they view it as a white supremacist gestureGod damn the northern Midwest is so fucking gay
>>95403428>implying the cowboys defense isnt holding AP to 83 yards on 25 carries because they have no fear of the receivers
>>95403220Does any team in history recover from 28-3?
>>95403503Back to his senses maybe
>>95403607Not without a factory reset. Even then you can't reset the fans.
>yfw da bears win da superb owl
>>95403458He's right though
>>>95402383's mom's pussy was not yet blown out to fuck and dragging on the ground like a wizard's sleeve
>>95403302hopefully the Vikings so we can see the based loser team vs. the cuck loser team
Who is the livershit of NFL?
>>95403648based and redpilled
yall niggas be trippin
>>95403516Prefer the 88 chargers colors, honestly.
>>95402051can you stop thinking abiut somebody getting cucked for like 5 minutes you fucking degenerate?
>>95403516For me it’s the horse.
>Get me a reservation at Dorsias. What do you mean they are booked!
For me it’s the Seattle Football Seahawks
>>95403712billy b’s bro can get him a table
>>95403695Same, I liked the uniforms from that era.
>>95403593Real talk: do people really not see how fake this outrage is?
>>95403569Why did the Falcons only score 12 points against the Vikings in garbage time?
what are your predictions for the chiefs-raiders game ?
>>95403729Not a bad choice by any means, but for my own self? It’s the Indiana-Capitol-City Pigskin-Pitching Baby Horses
>>95403747I assume we all see it, but the human need to fit into the group trumps everything. Sometimes even hunger, shelter, thirst
>>95403775Chiefs win by a td
>>95403775>Yes, we have our mono mole inside the facility. Mahomes is finished.
>>95403775I have a feeling the Raiders upset them. It's just a feeling, but I'm usually right when I get a feeling like this.
>>95403797i've seen the pundits saying this as wellit should be a competitive gamei'm looking forward to how the raiders defense will deal with the chiefs offense
>>95403691Social media is humanity’s greatest mistake
>mfw Trevor Siemian beats Leaveland
@95403690Literally who? Go talk about what I’m assuming is divegrass elsewhere you frail, söylent-slurping yuroboo communist
>>95402766Recommend me some Black Metal that’s melodic and not depressing. Like Mithotyn
>>95403775I don't think it's as lopsided as people believe. Still a 75-25 game, but Raiders do have a legitimate chance to upset. They're not total pushovers this year.
>>95403819I think in 10 years we'll look at social media like how we do smoking. Something people thought was cool, but overall dangerous for society
Would you rather have Deshaun Watson or Carson Wentz?
>>95403894Watson. He's been more consistent.
>>95403863Disturbed...they really make me FEEL disturbed, like the joker baby >:)
>>95403894wentz because the NFL is racist, they won't book a QB win for a black man.
>>95403894How long would Wentz even last behind the Texans O-line?
>>95403894wentzona clone hybrid of both Watson and Wentz that is essentially just mahomes with really bad knees
>>95403775Depends on how the chiefs approach it. If they go in with the “same ol raiders lol” mindset they’re going to get punched in the mouth. If they prepare though they should win pretty handily.
>>95399127i've been to just oneit was a denver broncos game and a total blowouteveryone stood and the entire time i just wanted to sit down also everyone was drunk
>>95403894Watson with the Eagles Oline
>>95403938Probably longer than Deshuan will he’s bigger than he is. Wentz plays far less reckless than deshaun does.
>>95403938Same as David Carr
>>95399127I'm going to my first next month for the Bengals-Jaguars game, expecting a good time.
>>95402853mahomes literally played baseball before, he doesnt give a shit. worst argument you could make
>>95401276why didn't 77 just reach for the ball?
How will the Dolphins meme a win against the Pats this year?
>>95404042rosen will have brady arrested for anti-semitism
>>95404042They won't. The Dolphins have pulled out wins against the Patriots, but never with this bad of a team. There's a pattern to it, and this year doesn't follow the pattern.Pats are going to blow the Dolphins out. No memes.
>>95404042Anthony Brown will be held out of the game for some reason and out of spite will fly his hot air balloon onto the field, crushing Tom Brady.
>>95404030He thought it was snapped. Both lines did lol
>>95404114>choosing an injury prone meme qb
Hate seeing good players go to shit teams You just know Hockenson will be a stud yet possibly his best years will be spent at fucking Detroit
>>95404096You underestimate the power of memes
>>95404125Detroit isn’t a shit team, they have a shit FO
>>95404042“Someone” will t-bone Brady with his or her unlicensed, undocumented vehicle this Saturday while wearing a mask and displaying no skin and make a getaway on foot into the woods before the police arrive.
>>95403894Wentz with Foles as a backup
>>95404121I didn’t choose Watson though
>>95404132who the fuck is this lad
>>95404145>one is injured>the other has been injured twice in 3 years
>>95404135>not shit>tied the CardinalsLmao>>95404156>Owl MVPWho cares if he stubs a toe
>>95404155DevourThatFelineVierVierFünf, a popular YouTuber who preaches of good hygiene and abstaining from sex and porn outside of marriage.
>>95404154>1 finished season in 3 years>tore an ACL on a meme run in a game that didn’t matterYou chose the white deshaun Watson
>>95404167>stubs a toeNigger Foles just broke his fucking collar bone and is done for the season after a single QUARTER of play.
>>95404173seems like a good guy
Whos going 0-16 this year?
>>95404173Guys who jack off every day is a meme. Nobody is that sad
>>95404183Hang in there Jetsbro
>>95404208Not in that divisionTheyll meme a win against the Panthers or something
>>95404175Nigga that game did matter? The Eagles clinched the division by beating the Rams
>>95404224Literally kill yourself
who is the most delusional fan-base in the NFL?
Whoever thought that anyone gave a fuck about this TNF game should be fired for scheduling it. Two shit teams with no hope for a post season attempt.
>>95404238>>95404245ya seethe shitcago?
>>95404239The ENTIRE NFC East.
>>95404251hopefully winston prolapses on the field and throws 5 ints while Suh crunches Cams shoulder
>>95404042lose in miami, meme a win in foxborough for massive butthurt
i didn't really start watching football until 2 years ago, i'm glad there's games monday, thursdays and sundays. i'm starting to watch teams i don't even care about because i can shitpost with my /sp/ friends
>>95404201>he can’t get off to static images of naked women in suggestive poses anymore because he’s too desensitized Why even live anymore
>>95404292i have friends on discord who shitpost with me :)
>>95404292Yes, friends. Fuck off, he’s my friend.
>>95404292you're my friend
>>95404282i've been watching for about 10 years nowit's an exciting game with quite a bit of strategy hate the constant adverts and the stops in play but the action is good
>>95404429Shut up Cowcuck
>>95404201I jack off most days and fuck my wife most days. I'm annoyingly fertile and turned on all the time. We're trying to have a kid right now so I've been abstaining from the extracurricular activities so my seed is at peak potency.
>>95401956>kankerhuMurasa is fucking forgotten and shit
>>95404429lmao ok. You guys beat a fake team and I saw multiple threads and nonstop pasta about it.
>>95403894Definitely Wentz. Although if he get's a season ending injury again this year I might change my mind.
>>95404473I’ve got a strange feeling that he actually finishes this season and we see him in the playoffs
>>95404436I get them pregnate anytime I cum inside them. It sucks. Doesn't sound like youre that fertile to me
>>95404292You're my friend and there's nothing you can do to stop it, friend.
>>95404201I did until recently. Since I got a girlfriend I have not had any desire to jack off to porn at all. Feels real good, man.
>>95404434>>95404454>>95404476obsessed and cope
>>95404454They are a very complete team short of head coach. Not that delusional nobody said they were winning an owl this year
>>95404480I'm with him. I don't understand guys who don't cum at least once a day. If I go like two days without fucking or jerking off I cum in my sleep. My record for one day with a girl is 6 and by myself it's probably double digits.
I cant even feel excited for this jets season when EVERY BIG PLAYER IS OUT FOR THEM ON MONDAY
>>95404493that's not how the female reproductive system works m8
>>95404429>>95404500Cry more, cuckboy
>>95404505>They are a very complete teamlolno
>>95404513I think we should ask AB about how it works.
Hi. My name is Patrick Mahomes. I am the BEST quarterback in the nfl, a superstar, and just an all around good guy. This year, I will lead my team to the SUPERB OWL and win it with my no look pass. I know that other people who aren't chiefs fans will be extremely butthurt and hateful towards me because of all of my awesome skill. I am ok with this! RAIDNIGGERS BTFO SUNDAY
>>95395338If this was the case the Pats would be 9-0 in Superb owls so fuck no.
i'm a cowboys fan and i like big meaty dicks up my ass
>>95404505I saw this pasta multiple times every day and there were like a dozen threads about how great the cowboys are.
>>95404529Where are they lacking?>top 10 close to top 5 defense>strong receiving corps>top 15 QB>top 5 RB memes aside>Strong O line>linehan is no longer playcalling That's a strong, complete, and well rounded team.
>>95399127like 2 dozen or so. all Seahawks. might be going to a cards game in Phoenix next weekend actually
>>95404557Predict AB's stats for the next game
how asspained will /nfl/ be when the raiders beat the chiefs
>>95404557>Implying he’s wrong
>>95404582Only the 3 Queefs fans will be upset, the rest of us will feel nothing because the Raiders are nothing
>>95396548Based Bill, everybody deserves a second chance
>>95404500No one is worried about you Cowcuck
>>95404582i just don't see the raiders beating the chiefs
>>95404557t. faggot hater that’s violently shitting his pants
>>95404596chiefs fall off and raiders win afc west this year
>>95404557Being a daggot and being delusional are not the same. That guy was just a faggot
>>95404626how will you cope?
>>95404586>>95404614I have never seen your team play in a superbowl. Keep bragging. It's a really good look.
>>95403128DARNOLD CONFIRMED KV ALL THROUGH COLLEGEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>95404633Daggot was the better character.
>>95404582>asspained /sp/ would absolutely relish such a meme win
>tfw fell for the Baker meme
>>95404656It's not even so much a Baker thing as it is a Browns thing. The Browns would ruin Brady or Rivers or any quarterback that's done well with any other team. It's why you see the converse with former Browns players thriving elsewhere.
Brady will get injured this year.
>>95404698Yes but it'll be on the last drive of the Super Bowl when they're up by 20. They finally achieve 19-0 as well.
>>95404480My wife seems to enjoy it. I'm like a human dildo I can cum and keep fucking which she loves because she has a crippling sum fetish and it's much easier for her to get off after she's got some cum somewhere inside her.>>95404493Mostly I don't want my future kid to be a B-team benchwarmer left over from this morning's fap tier crippled sperm. I'm not worried about getting her knocked up (low key I think she already is 9 months of deep pussy nuts and milky tiddays here I come :))>>95404513Also this. A word to the wise for any of you young anons out there. Despite what health class implies about knocking bitches up and why you should always wear condoms there's only about a one week period per month where a woman could *possibly* get pregnant and it's the time right around ovulation which itself is only a couple of days. If you're fucking around with a bitch you don't trust pay attention to when she's on her period and you can mark out when she'll be ovulating from there. If you don't trust her (thinks she's lying about the pill or would poke holes in the condom) don't nut inside during that week of ovulation no matter what she says you pull out abd blast that bitches back harder than AB.
>>95404708What about during a divisional round loss to the rayyvens.
>>95404708>up by 20That's when Eli will reverse engineer another one of his meme victories
>>95402735russell wilson has really gone off the deep end
Where da new at
>>95404735Why would the Saints trade for Eli?
>>95404801Brees injured week 4
>>95404801Payton has a thing for ancient noodle arms and hokey personalities
>>95404575>>top 10 close to top 5 defenseNah>>strong receiving corpsNot at all>>top 15 QBLEL>>top 5 RB memes asideMaybe just barely>>Strong O lineFor now. It's crumbling and has a couple very weak points.>>linehan is no longer playcallingDoesn't mean shit, necessarily
>Bring me Mahomes
>>95404801The Mannings own Nawlins
>>95404849Incoming repeat of last season
>>95404849>sucks against good teams
>>95404845>this amount of cope>no actual argumentfilthydelphia nigger detected
>>95404529Waiting for your response
>>95404845Use evidence to support any of that. those are all professional rankings goofball
>having a qb
>>95404876Should’ve beaten Pat last season>>95404529Dude I’m an Eagles fan and I think Dallas has a balanced roster. It’s not bad to admit a division rival has a good roster.
>>95404911You know it brother
>>95404878>makes no arguments>get reply in kind>screech autistically about the team that lives rent free in your headwew
>>95404911>shit black qb and an elite white rbIt's like they're trying to write one of those jokes about people walking into a bar.
SAY OUR NAME
>>95404965I don't know it.
>>95404965The Arizona NotCardinals
>>95404960Cam isn’t shit what are you talking about? He’s barely had any help most of his career the best he’s had his CMC probably.
>>95404983>cam isn’t shitAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>95404930So I was right. Go throw baterries somewhere else nig
>>95404991He’s an MVP caliber player at his highest level injuries have plagued him.
>>95404983He has an 86 career passer rating. That's like Eli Manning tier.
>>95405008Eli has 2 rings. Cam has a failure to secure a fumble in the Owl
>>95405006>>95405008He was the MVP in 2015 but alright.
>>95405026Did he win the Owl?
>>95405005His best years are already behind him, which is a shame. And that's not really his fault, though what is his fault is not going for that fucking ball.
>>95405021I meant Eli tier as an insult.
>>95405041I know. Even through the insult, eli is still better
>>95402815no, he sprained his ankle in the game last week in the first quarter but still played the rest of the game with it taped up and didn't miss a snap
>>95405069thoughts and prayers for KC
>>95405037No he didn’t.>>95405040I don’t think that’s true if they can continue to surround him with help. His best receiver was Ted Ginn in 2015.
>>95405021I can still see that little bitching out juke move in my mind's eye perfectly to this day.
>>95405096Imagine making a business decision in the biggest game in your sport.
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>95402642Why does it look like a torture dungeon converted from Carrie's from HRs office space?
>>95402642>throwing downies in random unused closet Based
>>95402731Absolute facts, so excited for the season. Sucks to lose Abrams, but hope for a speedy recovery.
>>95403813thinking about betting an irresponsible amount of money i dont have on the raiders to win GG and bonjour debt collectors