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KC: Mecole, De'Anthony to split Tyreek's snaps?
NE: AB to play Week 2 unless the NFL steps in?
PIT: JuJu (toe), Conner (illness) limited on Wed.
SEA: Tyler Lockett (back) misses practice on WED
LAC: Mike Williams (knee) DNP Wednesday
LAC: Lynn concerned about WR Mike Williams' knee
DAL: Cowboys 'mindful' of Zeke's limited practices
OAK: Abram (shoulder) officially out for season
LAC: Chargers ‘hopeful' to get Henry back in 2019
HOU: Coutee (ankle) returns to practice Wednesday
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Deshaun Watson please cum in my ass.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Patriots/comments/d312zr/bill_belichick_discusses_brown_rape_allegations/
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i fucked up the title retards someone make a new thread
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>>95394963
Bump
KYS
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>>95394929
>mfw america's team, the dallas cowboys, absolutely STYLED all over the poo york gnats
>mfw faggot haters have been VIOLENTLY shitting their pants in fear of the dominance of america's team, the dallas cowboys
>mfw early season cope posts are in FULL swing

it sure feels GREAT being a fan of the best team in the NFL, america's team, the dallas cowboys. how pissed off are you faggot haters right now?
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>>95395006
>>95395006
>>95395006

fixed thread
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>>95395003
can you capitalize America at least
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whats the best mcnugget shape bros
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>>95395009
nobody wants to post in your thread that came after this one you little faggot asshole. fuck off, muhammad.
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>>95395033
boot
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>>95395036
i made eboth because this oone has a scuffed title and cannot be find througgh the search function you literal brainlet. this one hsa a fucked up title.
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>>95395038
Based and bootpilled
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The Patriots literally traded Demaryius Thomas because he was the worst receiver on their team. Is this the most stacked team in the history of sports? What the fuck has the rest of the league been doing for the past 20 years?
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>>95395062
>Is this the most stacked team in the history of sports?
Look at pre salary cap Cowboys and 49ers zoomer
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>>95395073
>brings up dominant pre salary cap teams
>as post salary cap team could possibly go 19-0 enroute to their seventh ring
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>>95395094
You said stacked, in terms of talent. The 18-0 Patriots are not a team anyone would consider the most talented of all time
>possibly go 19-0
Not even the most retarded Pats fan could think that
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>>95395100
>only 19 games top in a season
Pussy ass """"sport""""
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>>95395100
>objectively the easiest schedule in the league
>top 3 defense
>playing Dallas and KC at Foxboro in the winter
>Brady now has Antonio Brown AND Josh Gordon AND Julian Edelman
>Gronk still rumored to return late in the season

Yeah, you'd have to be retarded to think this team won't lose a game against the weakest schedule in the league
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>>95395127
Technically 20 games is the max you can play
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>>95395128
>easiest schedule in the league
I assume you mean by SOS, which is a flawed metric. Example:
Facing 16 8-8 teams would be the same SOS as 8 4-12 teams and 8 12-4 team, but no one would say the first is the same difficulty. Beside, this is the NFL, every game is hard.
>Top 3 defense
No evidence for this
>Dallas and KC at Foxboro in the winter
So? KC is cold, they're used to it. They put up 40 and 45 the last two times they played in boro
>Antonio Brown
drama queen
>Gordon
pothead
>Edelman
old manlet
>Gronk rumored to return
Who was shit last season
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seems like we have decided on the scuffeed titled thread.
More raider OC coming thru.
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>>95395153
I hate the Pats as much as the next guy but if you think they aren't going to steamroll this schedule then I don't think you actually follow football
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Did you ever notice how Cowboys fans never post anything worth reading?
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>>95395187
You can say that about the Patriots every fucking year. If going 19-0 was so easy someone would have done it already.
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>>95395187
Another year another cupcake schedule for the pats
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>>95395187
>actually talking to the obsessed kiwi fag
lmao
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>>95395187
Lol I just checked and the Pats are at 10-1 odds to go undefeated. Holy shit lol
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>>95395269
I would gladly bet 1000 to win 100 that they don’t. Are they offering to bet they don’t?
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Friendly reminder that passing yards is the most overrated stat in the history of sports.
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>>95395187
>Ravens-Eagles-Cowboys-Texans-Chiefs
That's four top 10 teams and the Texans can at least put up points. The average game is weak, but the only good teams missing are Saints, Seahawks, and Titans.

If anyone can stop the pats, or interfere with their annual #1 seed, we'll find out in dramatic fashion during that 5 week stretch.
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>Your team
>% chance your team has of winning week 2
>How optimistic you're feeling about your team
>Who won in week 1 that is going to lose in embarrassing fashion in week 2?
>Who lost in week 1 that is going to surprise everyone in week 2?
>Should AB be suspended? If so, for how long?
>Team you formerly thought had a chance at the playoffs that you no longer believe will make it.
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>Raiders
>0%
>optimistic actually
>Raiders
>Bears
>No you nigger
>Browns
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>>95395345
Nobody gives a shit about answering all that
>>95395320
>Seahawks
>Titans
>Good
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>>95395187
13-3 ezpz, anything less would be an embarrassment.
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>>95395379
the fudge packers are good too forgot them
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>>95395389
Steelersfag here. Where the FUCK are you finding 3 losses on that schedule? Their offense is second to none. And if their defense is as legit as it looked on opening night, not even the Chiefs will be able to keep up.

That offense already looked unstoppable, and AB wasn't even playing.
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>>95395345
Eagles
75% DQ is a mouthbreathing retard
8/10 probably win the owl but I wish we still had Reich at oc.
Rams
Jets
Seems like a scam.
Shittsburgh
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>>95395345
>pic
>51%
>pic
>Raiders or 49ers
>Giants or Bengals
>idk, not enough info. definitely dont #believeallwomen tho. hoes be lyin on a nigga.
>Jaguars
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>>95395390
Seahawks will be lucky to go 9-7, Titans might go 10-6, Packers will probably be 10-6 or 11-5
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>>95395421
Weeks 15-17 when they rest their starters.
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>>95395421
AB will take time to integrate
>3 losses
Away to the Eagles is 100% a loss. KC is 50/50. At Baltimore will be close, so will at Houston
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>>95395440
Rams are frauds, Goof will collapse.
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>>95395444
>AB will take time to integrate
Yeah, a week or two.
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>>95395444
>AB will take time to integrate

They don't even need him though, and he'll be fully integrated by the time they face some good teams. Gordon was catching passes in triple coverage, so adding AB is going to free up EVERYONE for Brady. It's the most unbalanced shit I've ever seen, even worse than KD to the Warriors
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>>95395494
Gordon won't be like that in every game. He went invisible last year plenty of times
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I've not really followed the NFL closely the past two seasons so I have a question, why did the Giants trade OBJ to the Browns?
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>>95395527
He started whining about not winning and the Giants had a brand new GM who's dumb as a brick.
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>>95395496
He doesn't have to be that good every game, but he's going to draw coverage regardless. Teams have to decide whether to put single coverage on AB, Gordon, or Edelman, and none of those choices are good. I'm genuinely curious to see if any team can come up with a scheme that can slow down that offense. I'm not even taking into account their depth at runningback.
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>>95395568
AB won't even be on the team the whole season after Belichick gets fed up with him, and Gordon will get popped again.
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>>95395444
You fucks don't seem to understand how petty the Patriots are. Bob Kraft just had his name and legacy dragged through the mud for getting a handjob. They tried painting him as a sex trafficking pervert for months on end. The Patriots will be out for blood and to smash records. That's why he signed AB when the team didn't need him AT ALL. It's also Tom Brady's final year under contract.

You'll see this Sunday. They're going to run the score up like we've never seen before, and utterly demoralize and destroy every team they face. This is their farewell fuck you tour. Hopefully they go 19-0 and Brady retires so the other 300 million people in the US can enjoy football again
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>there are people in this thread that dont know the kiwi fag made 40-50k posts seething cause of the pats and tom brady
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>>95395606
Being petty doesn't make them a better team. The Eagles are the best team in the league, and Pats have to play them in Philly
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>>95395606
This guy gets it. You think Brady/Belichick/Kraft aren't still butt hurt about 18-1? They're going all out this year
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>tfw brady goes 19-0 and then retires
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>>95395619
>the Eagles are the best team in the league

Why are you guys responding to this baiting kiwi faggot?
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>>95395619
>The Eagles are the best team in the league
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>>95395671
>>95395637
Who's better?
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>>95395675
Patriots
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>>95395678
Theres no evidence to suggest that
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still giving the retarded Kiwi fag (You)s lmao. Only reason he doesnt trip is because he knows hes going to get filtered by everyone.
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>>95395675
The Patriots. Eagle's secondary got torched by fucking Case Keenum.
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>>95395685
>best defense in the league this year
>offense on fire
>eagles could barely contain the lowly r*skins
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>>95395568
>I'm genuinely curious to see if any team can come up with a scheme that can slow down that offense.
Let me end the suspense: no.

Jimmy's & Joe's >>>>> X's & O's, every time.
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>>95395675
>Who's better?
Anyone with a defense.
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>>95395606
>You'll see this Sunday. They're going to run the score up like we've never seen before
nb4 obligatory Pats clusterfuck in Miami. Lost 5 of their last 6 down there.
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>>95395712
bruh this dolphins team might legitimately be one of, if not THE worst team ever. this is not the year they pull of their meme upset. If anything, it'll be the bills or jets who do it.
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4ChanX
>Filter
>Flags
>/^New Zealand$/boards:sp;stub:no
Based
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mmh the boards thing doesnt work but even if u filter kiwis sidewite who gives a shit
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reminder it is retarded to make predictions based off of week 1.
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>>95395748
*site wide
just use
>/^New Zealand$/;stub:no
to get rid of the kiwi fag and all the people giving him free yous forever.

Also use:

# Filter any tripfag
/^!/;stub:no

to get rid of all tripfags forever.
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>>95395699
>best defense in the league
Based on what? One game? They barely even changed the defense from last year. Bears are better
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>>95395796
How then can you say that the Eagles are the best team in the league, based from one game? Unlike your 'argument', mine has substance, because the Eagles have been decidedly mediocre thus far this year.
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>>95395805
>Eagles are the best team in the league, based from one game
I didn't say I based that statement over one game
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>>95395815
Then by what data do you make your claim?
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>>95395819
The talent on the roster
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>>95395796
>barely changed their Super Bowl winning defense from last year
>except for the addition of Bennett, Collins, and Winovich

weeeeeeeew that's some tasty bait
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>>95395825
The 'talent' that struggled against the R*skins...
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>>95395830
>Bennett
Past his best. Average now
>Collins
Same as above
>Winovich
Who? some rookie scrub?
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>>95395835
Not every game is going to be a blow out. A win is a win.
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>>95395879
truly the ugliest logo and color scheme in the entire nfl
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>>95395885
They've been made even worse by >our woman owner
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>>95395909
sucks
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>Former NFL QB Ryan Mallett was arrested in Springdale, Ark., on suspicion of driving while intoxicated after being involved in a two-car accident.

>The accident occurred on Tuesday just before 6:30 p.m. CT, according to Springdale police Lt. Jeff Taylor. Nobody in either car was injured.
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It is a literal hell-world to watch Eli Manning trotted out every week to lose in embarassing fashion while boomers on the message boards are like:
>completion percentage
>qb rating
>less interceptions
>eli is playing better than ever we just need a pass rush

I can't take it anymore. Enjoy the win buffalo.
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>>95396048
hes 8-24 as starter since 2016 or so lmao. worse than any other QB in that time span. He needs to go.
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Question for ya /sp/.

Imagine a hypothetical where the Pats go 19-0, setting all the records to untouchable levels, and dominating in the Super Bowl, but Brady suffers a life altering injury in garbage time. If you hate the Pats, how do you feel about this timeline?
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>>95396235
>but Brady suffers a life altering injury in garbage time
how would that be life altering? hed just retire as the GOAT and that would be it. Just like he will even if they dont break any records.
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>>95395046
>eboth
>oone
>througgh
>hsa
...and scuffed?
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>>95396288
my keyboard is fucked up idk bruh im sure u can read it anyway
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>>95395187
12-4, maybe 13-3 if refballed, again.
>MIA
aren't they always
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>>95396304
>refballed, again
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>>95396235
I imagine people that hate the Pats would probably feel bad for Brady getting paralyzed but they’d still be angry because the team they hate just dominated the league, record books, and Super Bowl.
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>>95396235
nobody but kiwifag legitimately hates Brady. it's his homo cult and the most snobbish patsfags who are terrible, so no, everything in this hypothetical is terrible.
It would be kino to see him get cut and win another ring on another team though
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i like the oakland raiders
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>>95396412
there shan't be blaspheming on this board
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>>95396412
Para mi son los Osos de Chicago.
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>>95396425
stay where you are
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>>95396469
I will. No real interest of going to the USA anymore outside of a hypotethical Bears SB.
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>>95396412
based
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>tfw best coach in NFC, and second best coach in NFL
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>>95395187
there no way that KC game wont get flexed to SNF.
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>>95396840
Depends on what game is there and if CBS protects that game or not
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Eagles need to blow out the falcons.

It's the only way.
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>>95396892
The Vikings already did that discounting Ryan’s garbage time points.
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>>95396789
Based and Dougiepilled
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Remember who a meme team like the raiders put up a fight vs KC at home last year. The offense is even stronger now and so is the defense. There is a chance my dudes.
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>>95396999
McVautists can't handle your trips
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Reminder that its /ouryear/
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>>95397232
Just like last year, and the year before?
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>>95397258
3rd times the charm
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>>95397278
If only this was the third time Sean Payton made the playoffs
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What the fuck is his problem?
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>bounces back and makes redditchan seethe
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>>95397396
Who is this?
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>>95397372
Yeah, I'm thinking he's based
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>>95396009
You did a good job anon. You should feel good about yourself. We like you.
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>>95397433
some newfag mod who became trans
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Why is this guy still a starting QB?
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>>95395194
>19-0 was so easy someone would have done it already
A team already did. The dolphins, but they got cursed after doing it and haven't been relevant since.
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>>95397467
No, he's not based. I have a communications degree and I'm pretty smart and so were most of the other people in my program
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>>95397487
Oh, whoops, I misread, I thought it was
>Doobs is a lot smarter than him since he has a communications degree
Disregard my earlier post
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>>95395837
>some rookie scrub
more like a legitimate DROY candidate.
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>>95396789
>>95396999
>>95397056
based
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>>95397530
change (95397056) with >>95397181
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You can only reply to this post if your team has done this in the past 19 years
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>>95395444
The eagles almost lost to Washington, a team so shit that they are about to end a Gruden's career.
Eagle's can't defend the short pass, guess what Brady's bread and butter is at this point in his career. They also know how to use a RB committee right and how to defend a piss poor copy like the seethles'.
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>>95395062
Cooper, Gallup, Cobb > AB, Josh Gordon, Edelman
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>>95397433
mom
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>>95397587
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>>95397590
>it's afraid.jpg
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>>95396044
So much wasted potential
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>>95397587
Kek raidniggers, chiefs fans, and chorgers may not apply
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>>95397591
Love the cowboys offense but the Patriots RB committee would outlast Zeke. The real and only edge on receiving would be Witten/Jarwin combo.
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>>95397590
>eagles almost lost to washington
t. didn't watch the game
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>>95397056
>scoring 17 garbage time points to make it look close
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Guys, is it "jag-wahrs" or "jag-wires"?
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>>95397776
jag-yoo-wahrs
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>>95397716
Watch you get you ass handed to your team the first half and Wentz get out thrown by Keenum with no WR1 lmao cope more
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>>95397797
That's retarded af
Try again
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>>95397816
yahg-warrs
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>>95397776
jig-wuh-roos
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>>95397802
Why are you seething so hard over the Eagles lmao?
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>>95397776
Juhg-you-lars
Get it? Because of all the joking
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>>95397852
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>>95397875
Nice nu-meme. Mind if I save that? It'll fit my collection of redditjaks
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>>95397875
Reddit
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>>95397852
they still seethe over eli and 18-1, you don't think they'd seethe over the eagles too?
that or he's a cowcuck
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>>95397706
Cowboys also drafted a pretty nice backup RB in Pollard. Zeke doesn’t have to take all the reps.
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>>95394929
Does anybody else think Tom Brady is kinda ugly? Dude looks like a caveman.
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Why was Amari Cooper so underwhelming with the Raiders? Was it Carr’s fault?
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>>95397979
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>>95398031
The raiders are a clown franchise run by clowns
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>>95397802
Eagles were rusty at the first half and game wasn't even close. cope more patsfag
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>>95397979
he has narrowish eyes which are more popular with gay men than they are with women, which makes sense considering how many of his fans have an intense homolust for him.
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Fuck the police
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>>95395003
Fuck off Skip.
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>>95397934
Pollard is alright for a rookie. In all honesty though, Zeke is still going to be the guy 90% of the time and by the 4th against the Patriots, he's still going to be needed to push like it's the 1st. Patriots 3-4 guys will outmatch our 2 by the end.
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I’m gay and I don’t think Tom Brady is attractive
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>>95398274
i dont actually know any gay dudes that like football. I know one that plays fantasy at least.
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>>95395094
It's easier for Belichick and Brady to dominate in the salary cap era. Theyre the smartest guys in the league and the retards aren't able to handicap themselves by throwing money at their deficiencies. If Bill Walsh got the luxury of coaching in the cap era he could have doubled his Super Bowl total but teams spent a fuck ton of money to stop him and his small market team he stocked through the draft year in and year out. The only major free agent signing they had was Sanders and that was for the last one with Seifert. The main function of the cap is to retard inflation of player salaries not create parity, but regarding player earnings doesn't message as well as "parity" so that's why the NFL spams that narrative.
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https://twitter.com/profootballtalk/status/1171801622374166534

I'm sick of hearing stupid shit like this. Why the hell would they waive him? He's literally done nothing wrong.
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I like dicks and I’m also a cowboys fan
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>>95398274
Well I am and he's the only reason I care about this stupid sport. I'll never stop brady posting til I die :)
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>>95398378
A literal sea of salty cucks who don't know the difference between a criminal and civil case. >>95398361
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>>95397372
someone please explain this. what the fuck does "felt #seen" mean?
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>>95397487
someone feels seen
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>>95398567
based
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>>95398567
cringe
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>>95398605
This post is bringe
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>>95398567
>>95398572
>>95398605
all me btw
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>>95398655
Wrong. I posted the image
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i hate this general
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>>95398667
>>95398665
>>95398655
Cringe
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>>95398667

Yeah, someone on a game thread on r/NFL said that 4Chan's threads were more fun. Well that was a blatant lie.
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>>95398504
fag talk for they felt self conscious about their gay ass communications degrees
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>>95398803
There's nothing wrong with a communications degree
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>>95398790
wats r/nfl?
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>>95398816
The NFL subreddit
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>>95398812
gardner called out how useless they are since they're the degree du jour of "student athletes"
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>>95398667
well, your posts are stinky
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>>95398830
what's a subreddit?
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>>95398819
REEEEEE stop fucking posting chiefs!!!!!! it makes me SEETHE!!!!!!!
how the FUCK are we gonna stop him????
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>>95398839
t. queefs fag
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>>95398839
more tapes bro, you need 2 years min for the AI to decipher the code
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>>95398860
he's a queef fag like you, stop replying to your own fandom
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>>95398839
THE TAPE DIDNT FUCKING WORK
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>>95398883
that's why they won the afc championship at home right? lol
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>>95398891
chiefs win the rematch bitch nigga
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>>95398089
>Eagle's didn't get destroyed in the first half
>It was always their plan to have rusty Wentz pull you out of a hole the team that only had one old tight end put you in.
>The Skins weren't within one score of taking the entire game from you

Good luck this week Philly, you're going to get this guy to the pro bowl from just the one game lol
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VIKINGS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>95398830
speak english, faggot
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>>95398895
That was the rematch lol
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>>95398936
Matty Ice is a washed can than can barely throw the ball 10 yards Failcons are going 4-12 this year, especially with that oline
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>>95398961
rematch will be this coming January nerd
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>>95398895
just like they've won 2 playoff games in a row before? lol
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>>95398819
Cringe
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>>95398958
Cringe
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>>95398978
You're 0-2 fag boy
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>>95398936
yes, it wasn't the plan to fall behind but first half was like preseason for the offense. thank god they came back. secondary is still suspect but Falcons didn't look very good. Also Vernon Davis didn't do anything other than 49 yard td which was a stupid miss tackle. You outed yourself as a box score faggot once again.
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>>95398978
>nooooooooo th-this time itll be different!
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Chiefs are regular season stars and post season no-shows. This is not arguable and will never change.
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>>95399035
>discord
Kill yourself
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hypest MNF in a while for two 0-1 teams
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>>95398978
>Kansas shitty secondary
>versus the quadrupal threat of Julian Edelman, AB, Josh Gordon, Philip Dorsett/N'Keal Harry
>Thinking you are going to win
Kek, how delusional can you get?
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>>95399088
Jets will win. The Browns are a joke.
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>>95399088
I don’t even know who’s on for MNF and white honestly couldn’t give a shit since it’s no one important
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Imagine losing week 1.
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>>95399088
>jests
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>>95399088
loser leaves town match
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>>95399103
>>95399088
Lol Nevermind
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>>95399145
F

I had mono and was out for like 6 months
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>>95399145
Siemien to DT, how could that go wrong
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>>95399145
>IT'S REAL
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>JEST
JEST
>JEST
JEST
>JEST
JEST
>JEST
JEST
>JEST
JEST
>JEST
JEST
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>>95399145
THE CLASS OF 2018 OH NO NO NO NO
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>>95399145
Browns might have a chance

also, >jests complete clown show over there
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>>95399145
why the fuck do I even bother with this team if they just have the WORST fucking luck
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>>95399145
F
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What in the ABSOLUTE FUCK is wrong with the jets?
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>>95399154
Mono is no fucking joke and it gets worse the older you are when you get it. I had it at 18 and missed a month of school. I had no energy and my throat hurt so bad i legit almost killed myself. Darnold will not be himself for a while.
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>>95399209
this team is fucking cursed. Even the mets can avoid this shit, but the jets are just fucking stricken with it everywhere.
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>>95399145
Well, at least I no longer feel even slightly concerned about who is winning this game.
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>>95399145
How the fuck do you even get mono at his age?
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>>95399210
yeah man, I missed 3 months of school and could barely stay awake for like an hour it was horrific

also lost 50 lbs
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>>95397478
He won't be after tonight
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>>95399220
>The virus that causes mono is transmitted through saliva, so you can get it through kissing,
by having sex
Good news is that everyone ITT is safe from it.
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>>95399231
Nah, some of them kiss boys.
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>>95399237
> It is primarily spread through saliva but can rarely be spread through semen or blood
or slurp semen
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>>95399227
I wasnt 100% for probably 6 months. I looked like a skelly. It was scary because i tested neg for mono like three times and they were thinking it was luekemia
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>>95399145
OOH HOO NONONONO
Can you imagine what would happen if the Browsn STILL manage to lose?
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Lmao fuck the Jets
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ANY FUCKING TIME I GIVE THIS TEAM HOPE THEY GET THE WORST SHIT TOWARDS THEM. WHY DO THEY DESERVE THIS SHIT? I JUST WANT ONE GOOD SEASON. IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK FOR?
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>>95399254
As a browns fan it is almost guaranteed we lose now.
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>>95399269
wew lads
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>>95399145
Mono?
Isn't that some Jr. high school shit?
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>>95395062
my Gnats went 2-0 against those faggots in the Owl so I'm content
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>>95399254
If they lose to the Jets without Darnold or Leveon...I just honestly don't even think that's possible unless the defense gets like 3-4 pick sixes.
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I'm playing in a 6 man ppy league with the mates. I currently have Barkley Carson and Chubb as potential starting rbs. Should I trade chubb while his draft stock is still high and I can get a starter or hold on to him? I don't know yet if it's time to give up on the Browns.
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>JESTS
HHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK SHIT LOSERS
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>>95399269
Oh what the fuck man LMFAO
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>>95399220
IG THOTS, but the cheap kind that go after second rate QBs still on their rookie contracts. Also NYC/NJ are the filthiest shitholes I've ever had the displeasure of travelling through and I've travelled a fair amount.
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>>95399302
why? I just want to be HAPPY for fucking once that I have stuck with this team for nearly TWENTY YEARS. They've given me nothing but frustration, sadness and a lot of pain. and even when they were good, it faded away because fucking mark sanchez and that stupid buttfumble. This team never gets luck anyway, they're just fucking unfortunate forever which sucks
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>>95399210
I had it and was fine in a week. You're a fucking unhealthy pussy.
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>>95399332
Jets players dealing with injuries (or Mono):

• Sam Darnold

• Jamal Adams

• C.J. Mosely

• Quinnen Williams

• Le’Veon Bell

• Quincy Enunwa
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>>95399341
Sure bud
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>>95399345
>Jets players dealing with injuries (or Mono)

Are they giving each other Mono?
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>>95399332
You made it to the AFCCG in recent memory. However, you all did fall for the USC QB meme twice soooo. Hey but guess what? My niners have a very promising big dick Nick mullens for the low low price of a 2nd round and conditional 4th...
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>>95399364
Yes
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>>95399294
There's a thread for fantasy league stuff. /ffg/.

>>95389034
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>>95399373
hahahaha fuck this. At least the other NY teams have started to turn their shit around amidst their own blunders. THE JETS NEVER FUCKING CHANGE.
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>>95399332
You deserve it for firing Rex Ryan
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>>95399332
*slaps ur dumb fucking anime face*
BAD JETS. BAD. I picked you as a cheeky wild card this year, and you blew it all up in less than 5 days.
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>>95399292
>Mayfield fucking implodes while the spotlight is on and gets mentally fucked for the rest of his career
Holy fuck I actually think the Browns are going to lose now because it's the most Browns thing possible
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>>95399386
J E T S
JUST
JUST
JUST
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>>95399388
I dont deserve shit because I am not the fucking management. I am a fan, and I follow this team. Give me a good year at least instead of endless 5-11 and garbage results that make people angry and pissed in new york. THEYRE THE REASON WHY NEW YORKERS FUCKING HATE THIS SHIT
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>>95399398
They play in the AFC.

A team could go 6-10 and still pick up a wild card in the AFC.
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>>95399349
Missed 1 week of high school. I've never missed more than a week of school or work for anything what the fuck are you putting into your fat deformed body that your immune system is so fucked?
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>>95399414
>jew york
>jew jersey
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>>95395062
So why didn't they keep him? They might lose AB..
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>>95399428
haha funnee jew york shit. FUCK OFF. I just want to see new york good again. I want them to not be ass because im sick of it. You know the fanbase wants success, not endless dick punches
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>>95399419
The AFC is better than the NFC. One of our wild cards was fucking 12-4 last year, retard.
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>>95399386
Why are New Yorkers such petulant cry babies? Is it because their city and life are atrocious and sports is their last shred of hope?
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>>95399442
The only good teams in the AFC are the Pats and Chiefs.
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>>95399442
The AFC has one team that could realistically make it to the Super Bowl.
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>>95399467
the nfl has 1 team that could realistically win the superbowl
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>>95399445
what you wouldnt be fucking pissed if your team was shit and bawston kept winning?
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>>95399466
Patriots, Chiefs, Chargers, Ravens, Steelers, Colts are all teams that are better than or matches for the best teams in the NFC in any given year. Unfortunately, 2 of those franchises took serious downswings and the Patriots have been propelled to the top of potential right now. And yet still.
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>>95399500
Yeah no, cope. The NFC actually beats the Pats on occasion, something the AFC seems incapable of.
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>this year we will challenge the patrio....
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>>95399500
>Chargers, Steelers, Colts are all teams that are better than or matches for the best teams in the NFC

Just talking about this season, the Steelers are dog shit, the Colts don't have a quarterback and the Chargers always choke and are injured.
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The New York JUSTS are actually going to be better without Sam Darnold
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>>95399269
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>>95399302
Bill Belichick traded Demaryius Thomas there knowing he had mono
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>>95399535
The only way Cuckfield can win is when all the starters on the opposing team are out lmao
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>>95399519
Cope yourself, faggot. The Patriots shit on everyone equally, and they're part of the AFC. Unlike you, we aren't shipping 7-9 division winners.
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>>95399539
How did Belichick know that he'd make out with Darnold first thing though?
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>>95399067
>2019
>not being on Discord

I bet you have a flip phone, faggot
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>>95399519
the afc has beaten the Patriots more times in the last decade than the nfc has
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>>95399559
Just a feeling
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>>95395269
I expect the Pats to lose at least two games.
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>>95399524
>the Steelers are dog shit
They've played 1 game. A road game in NE which they always lose. A bit early to be calling them dog shit.

As far as your other criticisms, I could run through the exact same type of shit with any NFC contender you want to list.
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>>95397483
Dolphins went 17-0 you mongoloid
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>>95399557
Pats would have half as many super bowls if they played in the NFC East.
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>>95399488
I'm optimistic for the future despite a 26 year Lombardi drought. I just hate Jed York but other than that I'm pretty much not whining about it. NFL did Eddie D dirty because of jealousy tho but that's ancient history and I've moved on.
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>>95399179
Miami here. We'll give you Fitz back for a 5th rounder
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>>95399539
Belichick traded with them so he'd have made a trade with every team in the nfl
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>>95399539
thomas gave darnold mono
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Will Big Ben retire after this season?
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for me, it's the Philadelphia Football Eagles.
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>>95399599
he retires next game during the halftime, like that bills player
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>>95399599
those digits say yes.
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>>95399524
>the Colts don't have a quarterback
Say that to my face not online fucker see what happens
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>>95399583
They'd have just as many and those organizations would be an utter mess just like the AFC East is from constant rebuilding and trying different things to deal with the Patriots. NFC East should be thankful.
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>>95399578
>As far as your other criticisms, I could run through the exact same type of shit with any NFC contender you want to list.

No NFC team this season has had their franchise quarterback retire in his prime like the Colts had with Luck this season. I think that's an outlier. And the Chargers being cursed is well known.

As for the Steelers being dog shit. They're dog shit. They didn't even look like a football team against the Patriots. It's one thing to lose, it's another to completely embarrass yourself on national television. The Steelers will never have more prep time for an opponent than they had for week 1 and they looked like they didn't know what they were doing. Big Ben is done and they probably should've kept their offensive weapons.
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>>95399599
If Steelers finish 8-8 or worse, Ben probably retires.
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>>95399625
1-3 vs the NFC East in the superbowl, please try to cope
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>>95399620
We're not talking about career backups, buddy.
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What the fuck is it with Adam Gase and QBs getting injured?
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>>95399637
I think the Steelers are going to struggle to get to 6-10 this year.
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>>95399656
Is Mono an injury?
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>>95399637

Does he looked that washed? I only had time to watch my based Packers this week.
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>darnold with mono, bell possibly with fucked up shoulder, Thomas with a hammy

fucking jets. this is MIAMI'S year to tank. Fuck off already
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>>95399627
>Chargers always choke
Yeah and no NFC team ever chokes. That never happens.

>No NFC team this season has had their franchise quarterback retire in his prime like the Colts had with Luck this season.
But this is a pointless distinction. Luck retiring isn't any different for the Colts than if he had taken a season ending injury, which happens fairly frequently in the NFL. To be fair, he's never coming back, but for this year it's not any different than if they had sustained an unlucky unjury. Which happens to AFC and NFC teams alike.

Say what you want about the Steelers, and it's not that I necessarily disagree that there's a good chance they suck this year, but being sure if it is too early. It's 1 game. The Patriots got fucking TROUNCED in a home game by the Chiefs in their 2017 opener. And they wound up in the owl.
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>>95399679
Yes. It inflates your spleen and you're not allowed to do lifting or heavy physical activity
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>>95399693
The Steelers looked...passive. Lost. And by the third quarter they had a look of defeat and having completely given up. It's not like they were fired up by it, they just looked passively defeated.
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>>95399693
he's looked washed for about 5 years
he can't move and makes awful decisions
he only puts up numbers because he still has a strong arm
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>AFC exploding with injuries
>Pats only getting stronger

What did we do to deserve this?
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LETS GO PACKIES LETS GO
*stomp stomp clap*
LETS GONPACKIES LETS GO
*stomp clap stomp*
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>>95399713
uhg its gonna be up to the NFC again to stop the Pats.
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Burrs fans know their season is over. They aint winnin in Green Bay. Hows it feel to be continually penetrated by faggy Aaron Rodgers over and over again?
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What's the point of having games on Thursday if, for the most part, they're limited to NFLN?
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>>95399734
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>>95399697
>but being sure if it is too early

I was sure of it in the offseason. They've done nothing to improve the team and lost talent. They were borderline last year and have been declining for a while. The cliff they're about to fall over this season was easy to see coming but everyone always thinks it's farther away than it really is.

Week 1 just confirmed my beliefs. The Steelers are done.
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>>95395003
Optimistic take on the cowboys:
They finish 3rd in their division
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>>95399747
based
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>>95399717
"no"
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>>95399748
We'll see if you're right in the coming weeks. I don't feel as certain about it as you, because I don't think 1 awful game is definitive, but I did have them pegged for around 8-8 this year after losing AB.
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>>95399726
So it's over then.
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>>95399644
Tom Brady started his career as a backup. So did Aaron Rodgers.
Brisket is going to dab on the league, just be patient
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>>95399747
SOON
>>
WE WILL WE WILL PACK YOU
*clap clap*
WE WIL WE WILL PACK YOU
*stomp stomp*
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NOOOOOOOOO HOW DO WE STOP HIM!!!!!!??1!??!? THE RAPE ALLEGATION DIDN'T WORK!!1!!!
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>>95399747
Man those are some sharpass cleats.
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>>95399795
What number will AB wear for the Patriots since 84 is taken?
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>>95399783
Being a backup and being a career backup are two different things.

Brady was on the path to being a career backup but he was promoted to starter so early in his career that it never came to that.

Rodgers is a different story entirely. He was always going to be the starter eventually. He was a first round pick. Unless he just completely busted, he was never going to be a career backup.
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Barr put the fear of god into Matt Ryan on the very first play of the game. Rodgers is done
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>>95399747

He's won more than the Vikings have in the entire existence.
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>>95399833
>be touted as the greatest qb to ever play the game
>only a single ring
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>>95399747
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH JORDY HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>95399833
>MUH RING
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When was the last time Green Bay beat the Vikings just curious?
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>>95399145
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NO FUCK HELP ME AAAHHHHHH
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>>95399862
Almost 1000 days ago, friend.
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>>95399846

I'm a die hard Packers fan and i have never called him the goat. He's the best QB in franchise history tho.
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>>95397591
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>>95399814
Post QBs who have played a full season or more (500+ pass attempts) with a lower interception rate than Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers, and Dak Prescott. I’ll start.
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>>95399874
Brees
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>>95399870
i'm sorry this can't be true that is an extremely long time for teams that play each other regularly i'm going to have to ask you to quit posting fake news
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>>95399833
>>95399846
>>95399850
>>95399858
>>95399871
Aaron Rodgers is the Greatest Gay Quarterback Of All Time.

It's a compromise we can all agree to.
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>>95399640
Cowboys next, based.
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>>95399878
Factually incorrect
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>>95399862

Im guessing Sundays going to be an ugly game. Going 20-17 Packers. Im leanin on the Vikings offensive line still being shit and and favorable refball at home. I'll be the first Packers fan to admit they never call holding on us in GB.
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>>95399883
No, that’s Tom Brady, who is not only the greatest gay QB but the greatest gay pedophilic QB (although I suppose thats redundant).
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>>95399858

Have the Vikings even made the Owl? Ive seen my team go to 3 within my lifetime.
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Pats will easily win 13 or 14 games. The only games I have them possiblu losing are vs. the Eagles and the Chiefs and maybe one divisional game.
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>>95399915
It's only gay if you're the one doing the kissing.

Tom understands this and thus is not gay.

He's disappointed in his homo of a son though.
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Gronk is coming back
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>>95399936
They’ll beat the Cowboys in the regular season but then lose to them in the Owl.
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>>95395740
thanks, ill do that for turkey, germany, ireland, shit... anyone not a burger lol thanks hans
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>>95399954
I thought AB was coming back.
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>>95399954
>"I was not in a good place. Football was bringing me down, and I didn't like it. I was losing that joy in life. I could play right now if I wanted to play. I’m feeling good. Physically, I could do it. Mentally-wise, desire-wise, it's not there. I am very satisfied with where I am in life right now. I truly believe going through those tough times, nine years, off the field, on the field, has brought me to this point. I believe I’m on the right path in my life."

I don't know about that. I think he doesn't wanna lose any more brain cells.
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quints for an undefeated pats owl
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>>95399964
That's one game I expect the Pats to lose. Dallas n the regular season.
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>>95394929
>Mecole, De'Anthony to split Tyreek's snaps?

sorry just saw that line and laughed irl
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Wentz is elite.
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>>95399984
fuck. reroll lol
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>>95399997
No
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>>95399997
btfo
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>>95399991
It’s in foxborough though and the Cowboys are not a cold weather team.
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https://youtu.be/uRZDTJuba-M
lets not forget what based trevor is capable of. Jets beat the Browns 31-17.
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>>95399999
>>95400000
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>>95400000
Based
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>This is the first time in NFL history to feature multiple matchups between starting African-American Heisman-winning QBs.

/pol/tards on suicide watch
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>>95400131
But only 3 of them are actually good
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>>95400131
>drafting Heisman QBs
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>>95400131
Kyler isn't black though
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>>95399809
88, or maybe 82? I can't imagine AB making a big stink about it especially with all of the other shit going on.
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>>95399809
Who has 84?
>>95400160
Depending on the player he could just buy it off of him no stink or drama necessary.

8+4=12
TB12=AB8+4
The universe wants this.
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>>95400131

how many picks does he throw tonight
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Bears will still win the division.
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>>95400182
Ben Watson. A tight end.
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>>95400146
This.
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>>95400182
Ben Watson has 84.

The league has a rule about not changing numbers after the season has begun. So idk
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Post yfw your QB doesn't have mononucleosis
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>>95400241
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I love football!
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>>95400146
>>95400214
>not black

Is this a meme or something?
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>>95399915
>showing affection for you son is gay
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>>95400216
Except Watson hasn't played a game due to being suspended, so we don't even know if he has really been assigned the number, its a clusterfuck of rules and red tape.
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>>95400261
Looks like an average Texan to me
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>>95400182
>>95400205
Watson has played under 82 before, so he has a backup number, its a question of whether or not the NFL rules would allow it.
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>>95400261
>tfw you pass over the middle and it gets batted down
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>>95400131
combined record of 1-2-1 tho
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>>95400261
Hes hapa.
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Does he have mono or fucking Ebola?
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>>95400272
>>95400285
>AB manufactured the rape allegation to buy time to clear the red tape to attain 84 before either he, or Ben Watson has played a down
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>>95400344
Mono is fucking shitty fucking disease that's really fucking contagious. Its spreads via salivia and if you cough you can spread it to everyone around you.
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>>95400344
>The virus has an incubation period of approximately four to six weeks, although in young children this period may be shorter. Signs and symptoms such as a fever and sore throat usually lessen within a couple of weeks, but fatigue, enlarged lymph nodes and a swollen spleen may last for a few weeks longer.
He could be out for most of the season.
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>>95400407
>spreads via salivia

Unless the players are having makeout sessions in the Jets locker room, I don't see the issue
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>>95400447
>coughing
Fucking retard
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>>95400140
Even 3 is pushing it if we're using the present tense. Cam might fall off tremendously because his body is clearly fucked, Kyler and Lamar are both talented but have yet to show consistent excellent play. Jameis is a true piece of shit though, the other three will probably finish the season in the "functional/solid" tier of QBs along with Stafford and Keenum. Jameis will be in the "eat shit and die" tier along with mega-losers like Fitzpatrick.
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>>95400344
that fat fuck is going to lose 75 lbs
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>>95400447
>salivia
>sharing glasses, water bottles, food utensil
Its a lot more than just kissing. If Darnold has shared a water bottle with any of the players, a shit ton of them could be catching Mono.
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>>95399145
jetsloselol
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>your team
>biggest cope you've had to make for them
$)ers. That Chip Kelly would fix Kaep.
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>>95400447
>>95400481
>jets locker room gets absolutely cleaned out due to a biological hazard
They can never catch a break, can they?
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>>95400407
>the jest are dead by Halloween
Damn. If only Sam could have done a favor for Tom Brady in the off-season and received a big sloppy thank u kiss.
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>>95399341
Lol, you didn’t have mono.
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>>95400496
Harbaugh already fixed him, he was fine until he got on a shitty team with a shitty coach. Firing Jimmy Boy was the worst fucking idea you guys ever had, all because you couldn't handle the uberchad aura emanating from his khaki creases.
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Did Darnold catch the Aids because his coaching staff made him take part in homosexual activity?
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Welp Jets, you might actually get to be able to use that rule that allows you to go over the roster limit/cap due to unforeseen circumstances if a majority of your roster catches mono and are forced to be out.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/B2IDGaMBIUi/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet
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>>95400540
Harbaugh masked his obvious weaknesses for a time but Kaep was already regressing by the 8-8 season. He was never a good QB. The big mistake was moving on from Alex.
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>>95400549
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2SJB8glGZP/
kek
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This team literally never catches a fucking break. Why why why why why. Only the jets would get this shit
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>look up mono
>epstien-Barr virus
Did some smartass hijack Wiki again or is this legit?
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im worried that a retarded jester will infect one of my brownies
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>>95400577
>oh no our bust USC QB is out!
This will only benefit the jets
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>>95400649
Shut up. He was improving for fucks sake
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>>95400496
Colts
That irsay and grigson’s retardation could be salvaged by Ballard before it was too late with Luck.
Ballard’s still some a stellar job but it was too little too late.
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>The National Football League (NFL)'s contingency plan provides for both a "near-disaster" and a "disaster". A "near-disaster" is defined as fewer than 15 players on a team being disabled, and a "disaster" is 15 or more.

>No special draft would be held for a "near-disaster"; the team would instead get preferential rights on any waivers until the end of the season. If a quarterback is among the fewer than 15 lost, the team would be able to draft up to two quarterbacks from all NFL teams with three available. Each team would be able to protect two, and the drafted quarterbacks would return to their original teams in the following season.
Have fun being one of the first teams to use this contingency due to a disease.
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>>95400649
Darnold is the best young QB in the league next to Mahomes
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>>95400656
>>95400667
Hello Colin
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>>95400666
OH SHIT, DEVIL TRIPS CONFIRM.
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>>95400667
Lamar and Watson are better. Also Wentz, Dak, and Goof if they still count as “young” QBs.
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Based Cowherd

https://twitter.com/TheHerd/status/1172186493231583232?s=20
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>>95400144
They have a 98% bust rate. New age GMs seem to have forgotten.
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>>95400447
>Unless the players are having makeout sessions in the Jets locker room
You solved the mystery
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>>95400762
Trevor Siemian is better than Sam Darnold.
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Mahomes
Wentz
Watson
Jackson
Dak
Goof
Darnold
Bakelet
Kylo
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>>95400667
I’ll say the cutoff for young is 2016 draft or later, regardless of actual age of player (Goff is 24 but every other 2016 draft qb is 26, for instance).
Mahomes
Wentz
Watson
Goff
Dak
Mayfield
Jackson
Brissett
Trubisky
Allen
Darnold
Rosen
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>>95400762
They're just gonna convert Leveon Bell into a Lamar Jackson type QB
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>Derrius Guice getting 2nd opinion on torn meniscus from Dr. James Andrews, could miss 4-8 weeks with surgery.
I am numb at this point.
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>>95400846
Serves you right for benching AP
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>>95400846
Change the name and karma will stop coming for you, racist.
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>>95400859
you do not understand, Gruden needed that extra specials team player who did not play on special teams at all.
>>95400866
three superb owls with the name.
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Guys, what if Belichick purposely infected Demaryious Thomas with Mono, then traded him to the Jets for a 6th? I mean, he hates the Jets and he's traded with every other team except the Jets until the recent DT trade
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Is Darnold a secret homo or has he been eating too many ass?
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>>95400875
None this millennium
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>>95400878
>poisoning the well
That would be a very Jewish move, and the patriots are a very Jewish organization. I buy it.
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>Antonio Brown, now No. 17, catches a pass from Tom Brady early in practice.
>@MikeReiss
Its Official!
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>>95400891
karma does not exist.
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>>95400888
been fucking too much jersey trash
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>>95400859
>20 years from now nuzoomers will look at the raw stats and argue that Frank Gore was better than AP because the redskins refuse to lean on AP.
feels pretty good honestly.
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>>95400898
At least 17 is a receiver number.
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>>95400762
Honestly, I think that the Jets getting the plague and dying this early is what is going to allow Cleveland to flourish. Imagine if the Jets handed them an L in week 2 and started the team 0-2 and how much it would impact their morale. But now the Jets have basically handed them a guaranteed W. It's going to change the whole outlook of the season.

Baker Mayfield owes Sam Darnold so much. He keeps elevating Baker at key moments.
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Sam Darnold infected the Bills defense with mono.
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>>95400915
Frank Gore was better than AP
>m-muh 2012 season!
AP’s one year ceiling was better. Gore has had the most consistent career and it’s not close.
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>>95400875
>three superb owls with the name.
And you'll never get any more because the times have caught up now and we know how inappropriate it is. It's time to change to the Washington Warriors. You know it's wrong to have such a racist name. There is no reason for anyone who is a fan of The Washington Team to support such an awful name. Support the change, and you'll start winning again. Until then, nobody will want to be a part of your team or be associated with open racists.
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>>95400958
Based Gore poster
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>>95400436
>>95400949
>>95400953
>incubation period of 4-6 weeks
Half the team could be infected. If they happen to cough on or around anyone that come in contact with it could happen. The Browns are going to get Jested, and it's not going to have anything to do with football.
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Leave the Patriots to me.
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>>95400999
The browns should wear masks
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>>95400958
>Frank Gore was better than AP
Nah
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>>95400535
I had a verifiable test saying otherwise
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>>95401011
Let's take it a step further, it's time for fully enclosed helmets.
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>>95400894
>>95400878
Gee, what a surprise. The two retards that suggest a retarded idea are racists and anti-semites. Also a retard that doesn't even know what the term "poisoning the well" means.

First, 90% of adults or more are already infected with mono. Any of the thousands of people Darnold encountered this month could have transferred it to him. Second, it takes mono a long time to fully manifest. Like weeks and weeks. So it was someone he interacted with in August almost certainly. Lastly, if DT were actively infected, he would have gotten mono before Darnold.
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>>95401000
Is this guy good? Or all memes? I'm serious. I need to know if Jags WRs are worth investing in statistically speaking. I missed the games and his name kinda rings a bell but i don't follow college ball. I heard an analyst yesterday compare him to Nick Mullens with better pocket presence. Meaning his deep ball is ass I guess.
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>>95400982
>inappropriate.
>racist.
Why are you talking about Washington like this? You have to seeing there is absolutely nothing wrong with the name Redskins. George Washington was a great man and the name sounds better than the Landover Redskins.
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>>95400999
So is Allen the next infected one? This is so funny. The Jets are a literal cancer of the NFL.
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>>95401035
it was just a meme, guy.
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>>95400999
>mono is going to take down Brady and the Pats
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>>95401012
AP is a better pure runner but Frank is one of the most complete backs of all time. Evidenced by his much better receiving numbers and his reputation as a peerless blocker. Gore is the thinking man's back AP is the Twitter E!SPN hypemonster's back.
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>>95401043
It is not the "Washington" part of the name that is racist and problematic, but what follows it. They should be changed to the Washington Warriors. There's no reason to be against that.

BAKA. It's a shame it will take so long, but just like gay marriage, eventually the population will do the right thing.
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>>95401071
being retard ironically is still being retarded.
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>>95401055
I destroy those merely pretending to be retarded. It's my job.
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Mono disease is also called the Epstein-Barr Virus. Fucking hell, Jeffery Epstein cursed the Jets. His last dying is probably FUCK THE JETS!
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>>95401048
Maybe, plus the receivers
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>>95401061
>. Evidenced by his much better receiving numbers
they both average 2 catches a game. Gore just has 3 more ypc
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>>95401080
I'm not being ironic. The baka thing was because I type s m h.
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>>95401096
ypc as in yards per catch
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>>95401071
Oh really? I'm sure that there is an intellectually challenged SJW, somewhere, working out this idea that Washington is an unacceptable name because, racism.
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>r*dskins
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>>95395146
16 regular season games + 4 preseason games + pro bowl + HoF game + 4 post season games makes 24 games you can play in max
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>>95401104
Well, I'm not an SJW, and I'm not attacking the Washington part of the name as that is simply a location. I am talking about the openly racist and inexcusable name that the team currently employs. It should be changed to the Washington Warriors, and it will be with time when enough people come to their senses. Especially after older more racist generations pass away.
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AB wearing #17 today.
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>>95395187
Patriots have perennially easy schedules. You gotta be a newfag to not just expect it
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>>95401096
>>95401103
3 more ypc and a 30% higher TD rate.
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>>95401108
What's with the redskins and their bad luck with injured RB's for the past few seasons?
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>>95401138
>30% higher TD rate.
that comes down to playcalling, not skill
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>>95401129
Gen Z is the most homophobic and racist generation after boomers. It’s not looking good bro. We need a Win now mentality
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>>95401153
Cope. AP runs from color based Gore runs through color. He has a fiery will not to be kept out of the end zone by any means necessary
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>rodgers is totally gay...
https://twitter.com/IKE_Packers/status/1172185980830453760?s=09
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>>95401135
>Patriots have perennially easy schedules.
They don't. I checked earlier this year and their average is, from what I call, 13th toughest schedule since 2002.
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do you guys use reddit for your favorite nfl team?
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>>95401181
Dude, Gore is a HoF'er, I'm not denying that. He's great. He's just not AP in his prime
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>>95401189
I also checked their schedules earlier this year and it’s, from what I call, fairly easy on average
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>>95401152
>injured RB's.
injuries in general.
>inb4 muh shitty field.
fedex field is unironically one of the safest fields in the league, and none of Guice's injuries happened there.
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>>95401108
cursed team
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>>95401198
If you’re not banned from Reddit by now you’re mentally a vegetable
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>>95401172
>Gen Z is the most homophobic and racist generation after boomers.
No, it isn't. This is an absolute meme.
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>>95401198
leddit is good for nfl streams and nothing else.
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>>95401035
>oy gevalt! I’ll have you know that 6,000,000% of adults are already infected with mono!
Nice try, Kraft
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>>95401229
and porn
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>>95401206
Well, you're wrong. I actually checked.

2002 13
2003 10
2004 1
2005 6
2006 4
2007 8
2008 28
2009 4
2010 5
2011 15
2012 20
2013 10
2014 4
2015 17
2016 23
2017 24
2018 22

That's an average of 12.6. Including this year would push it to 13. Just because you're an idiot that doesn't actually check these things does not mean that your headcanon is correct.
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>>95401216
>made a reddit account
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>95401198
Yes, they have the best memes
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>>95401200
AP in his prime was a guard baby. Gore in his prime had the worst offense in the NFL top to bottom around him. No O Line besides Joe Staley. The best WR was the corpse formerly known as Isaac Bruce and Mike Martz preferred J.T. O'Sullivan or 35 year old Trent Dildofer over Alex Smith. Appalling when you think about it. It was Walter Payton levels of carrying bums on your back.
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>>95401246
Shhh, the trope is that the Patriots are a system team with an easy schedule in a bad division and their 6 owls are due to luck
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>>95401246
Look at them soften up on them for Brady’s twilight haha
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>>95401220
Nah
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>>95401266
I'll give you that, but AP did have to deal with some shit qb's as well
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Why do the Patriots lose so many of their road playoff games?
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>>95401277
You are aware scheduling has worked the same way the entire time and teams have no influence over who they are scheduled against, yes? Maybe other teams should stop sucking shit.
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>>95401198
Nah, Reddit is gay af. I stay in /sp/ because they have better banter and reddit bitches a lot.
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>>95401290
lmao imagine lying to yourself about Gen Z because you're aware your old, racist ways are dying off. Unironically thinking zoomers are going to carry your homophobic and racist torch into the next generation lmao
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>>95401331
I bet you're the edgelord that posts screencaps from reddit
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>>95401305
there has to be a team better than the Patriots for them to play on the road in the playoffs.
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>>95401349
>I go to reddit
Sasuga dumbass-kun.
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>>95401376
Yes, you do. Glad you admitted it
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>>95401390
No you are a fucking retard for thinking I go to reddit for NFL.
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>>95401268
Nobody on the planet respects that divison. Patriot divison championships are not impressive and they get a free home game every year.
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>>95401398
>Reddit or trying to deny he goes
You look like a bigger faggot for trying to hide it
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>>95401208
The team is cursed. They even killed Lombardi.
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>>95401305
>Why do the Patriots lose so many of their road playoff games?
They don't. They're one of the best road playoff teams in the modern era.
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>>95401434
I’m afraid you are the biggest faggot in this thread. I don’t go to reddit.
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>>95401465
Sure sure. Whatever helps you look cooler in your head
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>>95401305
Modern Era QBs(Career began in 1978 or later) with at least 3 games played that have a better road playoff record than Tom Brady:

Colin Kaepernick: 3-1(.750)
Eli Manning: 5-2(.714)
Mark Sanchez: 4-2(.666)
Ben Roethlisberger 5-3(.625)
Steve McNair: 3-2(.600)
Joe Flacco: 7-5(.583)

Tied with Tom Brady:
Aaron Rodgers 5-5(.500)
Tom Brady: 4-4(.500)

So 6 QBs better than and 1 tied for playoff road record. If we go by team, it stays pretty much the same. The Patriots are a top 10 road playoff team.
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>>95401571
Same to you.
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>>95396235
How about Brady having a career ending injury in W5 but New England still finishes 19-0?
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>>95399539
I don't get it?
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>>95401071
Oh my God nigger
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>>95401433
And yet they still win playoff games away from home and without real wideouts. Seeth more Chafes fan
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>>95400344
Brady tricked him in the lounge of Madam X
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Just got done watching some blacked.com lads
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXNSjXxHvZM
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>>95401869
Do you actually watch that website?
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMB2TP_qMx8
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>>95401948
he is a bong. he is mandated by law to watch it.
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>page 18
We're dead bros
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>>95395100
>The 18-0 Patriots are not a team anyone would consider the most talented of all time


You're a fucking retard then
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>>95400160
>I can't imagine AB making a big stink about it especially with all of the other shit going on.


How can you even utter these words after this offseason?
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>>95400131
but you will always be a filthy yid or a nigger , the 2 most hated races of all time lol!!



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