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>>95390038

bjpenn.com

Poirier wins the rematch
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if I do me overhead pressups with nan's weights will I be the next goober?
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>Tony shit talking Khabib into a seething shoot on a conference call while training to beat his ass
Imagine thinking Khabib will win https://youtu.be/63mznIZsZmU
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gimmi that rematch
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>>95394044
wanna get trashed again?
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>>95394042
>My weight is going good
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>>95394050
>retard HUEzilian conflating luck with skill
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>>95394043
kek, THIS is the muzzies' GOAT?
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>>95394042
this fight will never happen. they will book it one more time and it will fall through again and that will be it
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Ive been watching the UFC without paying ever since they introduced wmma
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>>95394063
i never paid for anything in my life tbqh
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>>95394063
Have sex
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Tony Ferguson def. Khabib Nurmagomedov via TKO (doctor stoppage due to cuts caused by elbows from guard) 5:00 mins, round 3.*

*For the undisputed UFC Lightweight Championship

Cap this post.
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>>95394058
nigga wat

https://apmma.net/ben-askren-defends-jorge-masvidal-says-flying-knee-wasnt-lucky/
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>>95394063
Seek testosterone.
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>>95394063
bases
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>>95394063
take the proxy off, this is not a leaf post
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>"And you know that's always the question with a rising star like Adesanya—is can he deliver when the moment finally arrives. You know we saw what happened with someone like Darren Till in his fight against Woodley, the way he wilted under that opportunity... there's that leg kick again by Adesanya"
>"Joe, he's really finding his range with that but Whittaker has been—ooh! right there! you see!? with that slip, and that right hand, Whittaker's been finding that all night as well. Israel's gonna need to adjust to that if he wants to do this for five rounds"
>"Exactly, when you've got a guy like Robert Whittaker in front of you, you can't afford to make mistakes like that. And I think Adesanya knows that, you see he—"
>*commentating team laughs*
>"Yeah he pointed, he knew it! Props to Whittaker"
>"And you've gotta give it to Adesanya there, always a showman"
>...
>"OH! another right by Whittaker, he's found his range there! OHH HEADKICK! OH HE'S ROCKED, ISRAEL WALKED RIGHT ONTO THAT!"
>"OH WHITTAKER'S PUTTING THE PRESSURE ON HERE JOE!"
>"HE KNOWS THAT—"
>"THAT'S RIGHT! HE KNOWS HE'S GOT HIM HURT HE'S PICKING HIS SHOTS, LOOK AT HIM staying patient, stalking Israel against the cage—OHHH!! THAT'S IT HE'S ON HIM, HE'S ON HIM!"
>"NASTY ELBOWS! OH! OH MY GOD! THIS IS GUNNA BE STOPPED! WHERE'S THE REF THIS—"
>"THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!"
>"WELL AND HERB DEAN HAS CALLED A STOP TO THIS CONTEST HERE RIGHT IN THE LAST MINUTE OF OUR THIRD ROUND AND PERhaps to the surprise of no one Robert Whittaker has put on a champion display here for the home crowd in Melbourne, Australia!"
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>>95394042
>Khabib pretends to be nice guy
>Asks Tony if he is cleaning houses for a workout
That sheepfucker is dead no wonder why he wants gsp instead
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>>95394089
jesus
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>>95394089
Based anti-weight cut Talita
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Did you have a blessed day today, /heem/?
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>>95394089
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>>95394089
All the cute girls wear shirts
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>>95394103
Why does this nip keep posting this?
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Imagine ducking the fight most requested by fans in ufc history...
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>>95394132
He's bobby on a proxy
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>go to /asp/
>social media ruined wrestling
>go here
>social media ruined fighting
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>>95394088
Dude you can't say mad vidal is a good fighter because he had only one move in his entire toolbox to win and it happened to pay off. If it went past that knee the game was over.
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I missed Andrea Lee's fight on this last card, how'd her brapper look?
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>>95394132
Hes going to jinx our boy isn't he :''(
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>>95394143
>go to /asp/
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>>95394144
does it look like i care? you said it was lucky and ass-kren literally said you're wrong
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>>95394143
Stay there next time
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>>95394043
>Shoot on kebab before he shoots on you
MADMAN
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>>95394152
>>95394155
worked
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>>95394159
this is the right gameplan unironically, Tibau showed us how to beat Kebab and nobody paid attention
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>>95394153
I didn't say it was lucky, but by the definition of what luck is, yes it is lucky. It is lucky, because had it not worked he would have lost every other element of the fight.
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>>95394103
>>95394078
I'm pretty sure these dumb fan fics have backfired every single time
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>>95394136
He cant keep getting away with it
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>>95394168
now just to find a challenger who's strength is wrestling
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>>95394136

I already called him a Duck last week....
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>"Khabib Nurmagomedov: UFC asked me to headline UFC 200 against Georges St-Pierre"

Then this happened....

>"Khabib turned down fight at UFC 200 because of Ramadan"

You now remember this...

>This is not the first time that Khaibib opted out of a fight because of Ramadan. Back in 2014, the Dagestan native rejected a fight with Donald Cerrone for exactly the same reason.

Should we call Khabib a Duck now!?

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No one listened.... now you all will burn in hell!
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>>95394168
Yep. I know he's up a weight class, but someone like Colby would embarrass Khabib.
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>>95394168
I say this in evry fucking thread. If you know someone's win depends on them shooting on you you have to shoot on them first. Once you start letting someone just shoot on you they will win. He has to face a division one wrestler. They are probably going to keep feeding him boxers so he can look good and they can get the draw of the middle east and Europe for massive dollars.
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5000 heembux will be deposited into your account if you can name one good Khabib win
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>>95394192
I knew you were telling the truth. The Khabob fans who have already left the general now that he fought were all saying it was impossible that he could have dodged cowboy and that him ducking GSP doesn't count, but I knew the truth.
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>>95394194
>They are probably going to keep feeding him boxers
isn't that all the division is?
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>>95394000
Just saw on MMAJunkie that Khabib/GSP fight is officially booked? WTF?
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>>95394194
Based and moneypilled
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Name a more honorable fighter
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>>95394210

also remember....

tony didn't duck cowboy!

I can't wait for the cazzies to fuck off!
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>>95394192
or maybe... just maybe... he won't fight during ramadan
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>>95394227

or maybe... just maybe... that's his excuse.
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What are the odds that Khabib's walk around weight is higher than Colby's?
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>>95394218
https://mmajunkie.usatoday.com/2019/09/ufc-lightweight-champion-khabib-nurmagomedov-set-to-face-georges-st-pierre-ufc-245
AHHHHHHHH WTF
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>>95394132
I just like Bobby and they are fun to make
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>>95394193
>up a weight class
Khabib was always a ww ducking the whole ww division.
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>>95394220
>Honorable fighter
>Posts a cutbabby
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>>95394217
>Tony
>Gillespee
>Olivera
All beat khabib
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Just saw on bjpenn.com that Jones vs Stipe just got booked wtf
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>>95394248
Yeah fatass Khabib probably weighs more than Colby
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>>95394262
Based. BASED.
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khabib/askren at 163 LET'S GO
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>>95394262
>Burger King fight club
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>>95394262
> anderson
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>>95394245
>>95394264
>mfw both are real
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>>95394272
Send location I come fuck your ass
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>>95394262
who the FUCK is Dan Anderson?
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>>95394255
Aльхaмдyлиллях friend
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>>95394262
Oh, snap! Dan Anderson was my boy back in the day. Too bad he's gonna get heemed by Artem.
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>>95394272
>Let's pad Khabib's record with more bums
Based
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>>95394262
Chucks redemption arc starts now, his chin is back and its back with a VENGEANCE
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>>95394272
remember when people meme'd this fight? lol, would actually be fun to watch tho
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>>95394262

can't wait to see the grandpas fight it with no gloves... first one to connect is the winner.
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>>95394272

UFC 163 already happened, retard!
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>>95394262
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>>95394314
Imagine being this cazzie. if Henderson connects it's over, if chuck connects he breaks his hand
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Saddest moments in mma

>DC losing for Jones the second time, in brutal fashion
>Porier wearing khabib shirt after his lifelong championship dream has been snatched away
>Gus getting flushed by fucking Smif (lol) and retiring on the spot
>BJ Penn flushed by a fat drunk
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>heem falling for a parody twitter account
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>>95394248

people like that get exposed in the end.
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>>95394193
Why's Colby always hooking up with Latinas and high yellow black chicks?
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sup losers i just had two mcchickens and a medium fry who wants to get fucked up
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>>95394335
29-0 soon
Иншaллaх
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>>95394328

Right I forgot Hendo left Michael Bisping looking like battered meat after their fight!
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Khabib heems GSPoo
Jones heems Stipe
Chuck heems Hendo
Cap this
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>>95394343
I'd heem evryone if their pussies
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>>95394345
Lucky I'm in bed on my phone or I'd add this to my h8ers folder.
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>>95394262
>Anderson
Oh the disrespect
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>>95394331
Paul Daley's cheap shot only glancing off of koschek's glove and not breaking his teeth
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>>95394354

>their

lol
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>>95394345
I can't even go to sleep because my nose is so stuffed up. I swear you do not want to test me right now.
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>>95394262
>Dana shakes head.gif
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>>95394359
I have some bad news for you
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>>95394245
can't wait for GSP to win then give up the belt and then Khabib is given the belt again
>>95394262
based
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>>95394368

give them to me.
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>>95394355
Screenshot and email it to yourself for tomorrow, ya dunce
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>>95394343
Everyone has their own taste anon
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>>95394369

When stuff like that happens they make a title fight for a vacant belt.

Khabib will have no choice but to fight Tony or Conor.
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>>95394380
I don't like how it looks on mobile
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What's the safest way to heem yourself? I want to experience what it is like to be knocked unconscious, but I don't want cte.
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>>95394331
>Jose's face after coming to from the McGregor KO
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>>95394345
i don't think you have any idea with who you messing with
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>>95394374
No
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>>95394343
because it triggers masvican
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>>95394386

Yesterday I heard that Colby might be a secret homo... looking at this picture I'm starting to suspect he might be... and I'm a huge Colby fan... but haram is haram!
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>>95394389
Coral you're a friggin weirdo dude xD
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>>95394390
Rope from ceiling while fapping.
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>>95394388
even worse khabib fights conor it some how goes to decision and he loses it again conor sits out for a year and does nothing
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>>95394397

Why does that girl in your picture have a lot of hair in here underwater?
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>>95394334
It happens way too often tbqh. There was some account saying Conor and Aldo were fighting at 244 at 155 not long ago and so many people here believed it kek
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>>95394405
I often wish I were never born.
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>>95394413
>her

Kys
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>>95394413
It's just a fat poosie
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>>95394397
Damn this chicks got a bigger clit than Holm, hnnnngggg.
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>>95394411

All the while Tony keeps getting overlooked and he keeps screaming DEFEND OR VACATE!
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>>95394414
god I wish it would happen
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>>95394103
What a weird feet
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>>95394414
I thought Aldo confirmed it himself. Maybe that's just his dumb monkey brain at work though.
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>>95394401
>Yesterday I heard Colby might be a secret homo
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>>95394431
meanwhile conor finally agrees to fight poirer and loses only for dustin to call out khabib for the rematch
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>>95394443

kek

how the wheels will turn!
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>>95394386
to be fair this one probably shags like a lunatic
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>>95394415
You turn me on when you talk like this babe
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>>95394435
He posted some fan art on his story about it and people took it as confirmation. Would have been a better main event that Diaz Masvidal though
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>>95394359
>>95394442
Burger, you know their is correct right?
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>>95394454
You make me seem normal sometimes.
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>>95394425

damn that's a big bulge
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few sure thing soccer matches and a few UFC fight night results
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Best timeline
>Khabib destroys Tony and then gets brutally flushed by Gaychesse somehow in his 30th fight
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>>95394262
>bkfc 12
goddamnit i have missed a couple haven't i
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Yep. I'm thinking this is the best heem thread in months.
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>>95394452
yeah she has that trashy amerimutt girl look, is she a pornstar?
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>>95394452
Her brapper is pretty nice too. I don't judge him for it, some girls can pull off the short hair look.
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>>95394352
When all is said and done, who will win the story of the fight: Cynthia or her genetics ?
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You guys see Colby's interview on Chael's Youtube channel?

When Colby called Khabib a sheepfucker Chael's reaction was priceless.
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>>95394296
>ywn be russian
why even live
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>>95394477

Yep, then he coughed to keep himself from laughing.

Based Chael.
Based Colby!
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>>95394388
>who's the second best after some retired old guy came back and heemed our number one star
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>>95394352
Cynthia could tear my dick to shreds with those arms jesus
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>>95394472
>Her brapper is pretty nice
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>>95394468
real ass mma fighter of the week out here dropping 500 megaton n-bombs in the holy city
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>>95394476
I was saying I'd heem evryone of their pussies as in the women colby is banging. Don't blame me your pejaet infested tech cos can't make a good autocorrect
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>>95394463
Based multi leg man
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>>95394479
Look how tiny and soft Khabib's hands look in this
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Brapspen Brapp vs Brapckenzi Dern

Imagine the odors emitting from the octagon!
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>>95394487
kek, one of the most basic white girl asses i've ever seen
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>>95394390
I want to do the same thing but permanently
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>>95394468
>Pic
top geg
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>>95394463
hope you win m8, fuck bookies
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>>95394487
It's not bad I never said it was great
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>>95394489

>relying on auto-correct
>still butcher your posts

LOLOLLLLLLLLL

Now all of the sudden "if" is a "of"?!

LOLOL.... Good one, nice damage control!

Not my fault your tiny island only has one teacher.
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>>95394463
free money
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>>95394468
Sheik Triple C and the nig would make a good cartoon
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Why are so many good fighters religious?
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>>95394493
Based
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>>95394513
Not distracted by pussy
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>>95394513
because those are the people god wants to win, duh
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>>95394513
means they have discipline and believing a higher power is looking out for you makes them calmer in the octagon
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>>95394508
>a of
>comma splice

At least my mistakes are autocorrect
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>>95394477
>calls Khabib sheepfucker
>calls Nate soiboy
>calls brazilians filthy animals
>calls Tyrone and Marty niggers
yep I think he's based
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>>95394496
You don't know what a case of white girl ass is you hue. This is what a typical white girl ass looks like. The other girl's ass was not this bad.
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>>95394524

Glad you caught it... I left it for you as extra credit.

t. grammar teacher.
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>>95394493
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Speaking of parlays, what's the best value for this weekend card?
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>>95394490
We're all gonna make it based star guy
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>coming for you, Kelvin
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>>95394493
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>>95394548

if only you knew
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>>95394513
successful people believe they have support rather than face against randomness of universe
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>>95394558
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>>95394532
>that fat big momma milker hanging out of the side of her bra
brehs...
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>>95394548

I forgot his friend ate Darren Till's boogers as well and sucked his finger!

WTF!?!?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5IB7Se1XUU
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>>95394548
>I swear to god I'm getting the belt!
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>>95394531
>three dot ellipsis to end sentence
>no subject in first sentence

m8
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>>95394469
> Colby with ex-French porn star turned rabbinist destroyer ElectreIsMore
based
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>No cazzie shit
>Normal, non burger hours
>Free stream on youtube
Not even a gook shill, i'm legit starting to like them
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>>95394579


>>95394583

>Glad you caught it

That's my subject, m9-1
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>>95394576
Unbelievably based scousers
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>>95394477
Colby calling Khabib a sheepfucker was based I wonder if Khabib has gotten word about it
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>>95394593

cocaine boogers

i now remember i used to do this in the toilet at parties.
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>>95394588
Who is Glad? She your uncle?
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>>95394586
Yikes!
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>>95394598

Since I was replying to you obviously (you).

But to be formal... I am glad YOU caught it! Caught my sentence structure and subject!
Now subject your face to my nuts!
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>>95394586
based non-wwe fighting keeping retarded spergs out of the thread
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>>95394063
I'm a hipster so instead of paying ppv to the mega corporations, i occasionally attend local mma shows to support local talent, I also stream every card :^)
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>>95394618

based and piratepilled
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>>95394611
Oh christ I should have known it was this fucking loser. Do me a favor and keep your trip on so you stayed filtered, eh?
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>>95394586
part 2 looks good too
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>>95394262
>it's actually real
hendo will fucking kill him, Jesus what are they thinking?
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How many dudes was Joe slingin dick too? That's why they are always talking about dicks and how ripped Yoel is.
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>>95394632

Stay mad, faggot!

This is MY /heem/!

You just live in it.... I run it... To the ground and there is nothing you can do about it no matter how much you cry! :^) xD
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once you try blacked porn there’s no go back...
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>>95394331
Overeem being one good finishing punch/chokehold away from winning the HW ufc championship only for Stipe to recover.

This mma timeline just doesnt feel right with him falling short.
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>>95394641
He's fight Dan Anderson not Dan Henderson
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>>95394648

You have to go back and if you're already back then the wall just got 10 feet taller!
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>>95394000
are these 1.5 kg dumbbells?
my 60yo mum workout with the same duh
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>>95394642
>How many dudes was Joe slingin dick too?
>too

lol
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>>95394662
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>>95394654

>He's fight Dan Anderson not Dan Henderson
>He's fight
>He is fight
>He is fight Dan Anderson

kek
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>>95394648
STOP
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>>95394650
>"I felt a tap"
I cry everytim
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>>95394648
I listened to an almost 2 hour interview with the creator of Blacked earlier.
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>>95394676

You mean your stepdad?
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This is my future gf. Say something nice about her.
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>>95394670
I put about as much thought into that post as the parody twitter account put into their tweet
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>>95394682

I liked her in the 80's when she was still the champ!
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>>95394681
Why would my stepdad be non-black?
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>>95394682
She cute
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>>95394662
>>95394670
I hope a bee flies into your ear while you're asleep tonight
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>>95394170
false
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I need to place my picks.
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>>95394700

It won't happen it's cold here in Chicago and the bees have migrated to your mom's anus.
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>>95394262
>Chuck getting heemed once again
He just cannot accept when to fucking quit, can he? He was heemed so hard he literally shit him self and yet he continues to fucking fight...
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>>95394682
>spend your whole life making up for your lack of good looks by training to be the best female fighter in the world
>revert horribly into thotdom the moment you win a championship
>still ugly as sin but now dont even have the mma cred to make up for it

theres a moral in there somewhere.
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>>95394703

surely some detective anon while backtrace that post.
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>>95394168
Tibau had the unfair advantage of being the same size as Khabib. Ali will NEVER let anyone get away with that again.
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>>95394193
Colby is a natural welterweight and Khabib is a natural middleweight.
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>>95394236
-9999999
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>>95394710
>Sees Dan Anderson
>Doesn't realize it's a parody account
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>>95394641
>its real
you simp
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>>95394390
cte doesnt exist so heem away
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>>95394722
Colby walks around at 183
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>>95394703

Reminds me of the time anon predicted the BMF belt. Picture related.
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It's really alarming how many people fell for a fake twitter account. Think I may make a parody account to break fake news here.
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>>95394737
Khabib is over 200
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>>95394743
:O
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>>95394751
what a fat piece of shit
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>>95394751
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Which featherweight and/or 50th ranked guy is Khabib going to smesh next?
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>>95394751
What a fucking cutbabby
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>>95394748
It's late gimme a break
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>>95394762
Arianny is such a disgusting whore
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>>95394760
Tony

Ali-azlease doesnt get to pick his fights
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>>95394760

Welcome to Sweden... here's your complementary 12 year old!
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>>95394775

I love this one better.
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It was only 18 years ago today that Ali Abdelaziz was arrested boarding a plane from Cairo to New York carrying multiple fake passports.
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>>95394043
The difference between khabib then and now is probably roids
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>>95394193
Colby doesnt weigh that much more tha khabib. In the embeddeds leading up to RDA he said he weighed around 181. Doubt khabib is much more than 176
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>>95394797
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Ignore Brit posts
Never respond to Brit posters
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>>95394743
Someone also predicted the Flash KO of Masvidal vs Askren, that was actually well written
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>>95394000
Heh, nothing personal, goof.
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>>95394726
Honestly I just saw Chuck's name and I stopped reading, some months ago he was heemed by a roided up Tito so I wouldn't be shocked if he was doing something fucking stupid again
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>>95394618
Based
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>>95394837
I don't think Tito was even roided up I think Chuck is just that flushed. He fell from the first punch that landed clean.
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>>95394858
Tito is definitely on the gas. He's more shredded than ever
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>daily reminder canbib will retire 33-0 after crushing a few more cans and will constantly be talked about as 'goat' because of white guilt towards muslims and will sit in the P4P forever
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>>95394924
You're retarded, it's got nothing to do with that nonsense. He gets the hype because of his style/dominance and should he beat Tony I'll have no problem calling him the GOAT
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>>95394948
>t.white guilter

more like the duck KING
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>>95394262
>Fake account
I wish this was true
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>>95394169
>he would have won if he hadnt lost
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>>95394980
he may have drawn or nc'd
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>>95394948
How would his legacy surpass gsp or Jon or even Anderson Silva who had the belt for nearly 7 years straight and won fights up a weight class? Max currently has a more impressive resume than Khabib. He beat Aldo twice, while Khabib still hasn't fought his closest competitor once.
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>>95394858
I'd believe he was at the very least doing some trt
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>>95394924
He will never be goat or p4p since he'll probably retire after the next two fights. He won't have the number of title defenses or the length of reign like Jon, Silva, GSP, Aldo or DJ, he won't go up in weight and win another belt, he doesn't have enough high quality wins and he's never faced an high level wrestler.
He'd be the best LW ever if he beats tony tho
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>>95394000
>Khabib manager says GSP is next
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Rov30Q6bBc

What did he mean by this
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>>95395004
GOAT lightweight
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>>95395035
the current champ is always the goat lightweight
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>>95394454
Brendan Golden Gloves Schaub.
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>>95395020
Yeah that's probably likely it's not like he was getting tested hard. It also helps that Tito was 5 years younger, which makes a big difference when both fighters are over 40
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Khabib vs Poirier reportedly did 1.5 million PPV buys.
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>>95395066
How about a source?
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>>95395066
Source?
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>there are people here that DON'T want to see GSP expose the dagestani rat and solidify his GOAT status
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>muh legacy

yikes
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>>95395114
he can't make the weight
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>>95395089
>>95395097
Source these nuts nigga
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>>95394477
Chael was trying to stay impartial but knew it was too funny and lost it kek. Hopefully Chael tells Colby to call Usman a nigger at a press conference to boost ratings and heel it up.
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what do the non fighting betas think tony is gonna do when khabib wall rides him? hes on his back/side and tonys arms are on the fence so he doesnt get taken down... its not like he has an opening to throw n@sTy ElBoWs. he gets taken down and then theres opportunity for elbows however its not like tonys the first guy to realise you can strike from the bottom, thats useless

tony does 99% of his elbowing standing not when hes on the bottom

further khabib doesnt look for the immediate take down, he tries to just exhaust them, not getting into some retarded scramble where elbows and triangles are presented

thank you for letting me visualise this fight
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>>95395152
B-But he's wacky and zany!!!!
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>>95395114
Khabib only wants the fight at 155. It's a calculated move to drain gsp
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>>95395152
If Tony gets mauled I'm gonna cry
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>>95395152
>"non fighting betas"
>Uses Reddit spacing
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Jones next fight is at heavyweight and is either Stipe, Brock, or AJ
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>>95395191
yeah ill write in one big unreadable block like a fucking retard so fucking retards like you can feel comfortable
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>okay great
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>>95395219
Reddit bitch
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>>95395217
All of those would be based. You think Ngannou is a possibility?
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Justin Gaethje: “I don’t want to win without me going to sleep or them going to sleep”

We don't deserve him bros
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https://youtu.be/vpf4M8REPsc?t=43

tonys based
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>>95395219
You mean a paragraph?
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>>95395219
Go back
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That's a fine Brap Hog you got there Pard, what ya feedin 'er?
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>>95395238
>i remember thinking to myself... why the fuck would you do that? now we're both hurting

thats the best fucking line
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>>95395245
milk
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>>95395234
Idk why he would fight Ngannou when he could just fast track to the title and fight Stipe. But yeah they both want to fight in December and if Stipe isn't ready by then that could happen. Magumbo sleeps him though.
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Gaethje has an eye infection and he's still fighting, bet the house on Cowboy
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hey bud look over there!
*heems you*
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>>95395238
Pain is just weakness leaving the body
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>>95395234
Literally zero chance jon fights at HW anytime soon, not to mention against the divisions boogeyman
Third fight with DC is unironically 100x more likely, even if dc just lost.
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>>95395260
What happened did he wipe his ass with his hand and touch his eye?
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>>95395252
I doubt he sleeps Jon when Jon could just keep distance for the first two rounds and then wrestle after Ngannou gasses
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>>95395285
walker or hw, dgaf about anyone else
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>>95394206
Gooby win no doubt
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discord trannies on the bottom
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>>95395298
Most caz post I've seen this year
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>>95395288
He doesn't say, when they ask how it happened he says "doesn't matter". Could also be a concussion desu. But he already fought blind for the majority of his career so if he can't see perfectly it probably won't have much effect.
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>>95395298
>Walker
He still needs to beat Anderson
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Autism > Islam

Tony via TKO (Doctors stoppage from cuts) in Rd. 3
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>>95395312
most caz post i've seen this year
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>>95395152
>Thinking Tony will panic like the rest of these lw peons
This fight is going to be something special. If it falls apart for the fifth time i'm legit ending it
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Why do 185ers think that 205 is so much easier of a division?
Light Heavyweight top 10 is now HALF middleweights.
>Thiago Santos
>Anthony Smiff
>Luke Rockhold
>The Christ Weidman
>Jacare Souza
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>>95395217
>HW Jones
Not a chance, unless they throw a truck load of money at him
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>>95394055
Tony is unironically the larger man, and cuts more weight. He is the one person in the division who shouldn't be throwing that shade.
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>>95395333
C H E C K E D
Bet the house on Fergy
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>>95395386
Khabib had to pull out of the 209 fight against Tony because he couldn't make weight. Tony has made weight every fight. Tony should make fun of Khabib's weight.
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>>95395386
>being able to effectively cut weight on multiple occasions means you shouldn't make fun of a guy who misses weight
dumb post
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>>95395333
Based trips of truth
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RENT FREE
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>>95395152
You don't wall ride Tony cocksucker. Cutbib avoids wrestlers and elite ground fighters, he's never faced someone like Tony (who subbed Poovin Pee) and it's Tonys unpredictability that makes him hard to predict, even when he's out he can avoid the finish unlike the shitters Cutbib has padded his record with.
Your muzrat will be heemed hard by Tony.
Laquinta the shit cunt made cutbib look like a retard.
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>>95395579
Dumb post
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It's about damn time Mike Russell starts releasing this stuff:

https://twitter.com/MIKERUSSELLMMA/status/1171992745474428928

Apparently all the subdued behavior of that Ali Abdelaziz guy on tmz is because he's about to have more stuff come out about him, and hopefully he'll get shitcanned to one of the countries that has him on an insta-kill list
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>>95395579
dont post ever again btw (btw) btw
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>>95395152
If Tony loses I'm legit leaving quitting this semen slurping sport
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>>95395579
Based
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>>95395607
same
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>>95395593
Embarrassing how many Americans still support Khabib after Conor tried to bring this to their attention.
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If for any reason Tony doesn't get the next shot, I'm done with the UFC. They already screwed up the Colby Usman fight. Masvidal will peak with the BMF belt. Jones is going to keep fighting middleweight cans until he decides to retire. The UFC doesn't value true competition any more and on top of that they can't even do Mandrama right. I'd rather watch juiced monkeys fight in Asia and cans fight in bellator
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>>95395639
khabib is literally backed by some shady oligarch. it was always weird to me how he said he'd donate his purse to whatever after the fight as if it was chump change
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>>95395668
You stupid fuck
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>>95395668
Yep, Ziyavudin Magomedov is his name don't think he made his money is oil specifically, but he's still an oligarch who Khabib has defended. People will still defend Khabib for it though.
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Does anyone have the Dustin khabib eyerake from round 1? Asking for a friend
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>>95395668
Sorry when I wrote >>95395691 I thought you said oil, but you still get the point.
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>>95395152
>he tries to just exhaust them
He's headed for failure then. Tony does not get tired.
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>>95395697
No, because it doesn't exist. That never happened.
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>>95395718
doesnt get tired striking. defensive wrestling is not the same. requires a lot more cardio. his body isnt made of magic, hes like a diaz, and diaz also tire being wrestled but not striking.
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>>95395307
>AAAH! Help me, coach Mike! Please halp!
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>>95395730
Ferguson's wrestling pedigree is far beyond the Diaz bros, bro. I think Ferguson can stuff and hang with Khabib easy.
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>>95395730
Kevin Lee didn't make him tired
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>>95395545
this reddit shit again
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>>95395733
that doesnt mean he doesnt get tired wrestling, it just means hes a better wrestler

>>95395734
lee barely controlled him so whats that gonna do to his gas tank? fuck all. comparing apples with oranges
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>>95395639
>americans
aziz has a ton of american fighters under him also, so i'm sure people don't care at all
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>>95395737
>R-reddit
We boyed Tony way before plebbit started talking about him. Heem yourself my dude.
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>>95395749
it's still reddit shit with all the autism shit
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>>95395743
In the war of cardio I think Khabib loses to Tony, it becomes a liability not a strength in his gameplan.
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>>95395743
Lee tried to wrestle him and actually mounted him. Lee didn't do much damage from the mount and ended up getting submitted later in the fight. Has a lot to do with what you said.
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>>95395732
STOP MAKING ME FAP TO DUSTIN YOU SICKO
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>>95395757
If you post on here you have at least mild autism hate to break it to ya kid
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kevin lee didnt get him down once in the first two rounds

the fact tony didnt slow down is highly relevant to this fact

the question is then is khabibs wrestling worse than lees (no) or can ferguson stuff khabib for 2 rounds (no)
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>>95395773
Reddit
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>>95395757
not really. 4chan is pretty autistic. reddit is more the 'I hate my father' mental disorders that make you chop your dick off type of thing.
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>>95395776
How do you type that and not realize you're autistic?
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>>95395774
Lee took down Tony in the first though. Did you watch the fight?
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>>95395774
He got him down once with a blast double in the first and mounted him...
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>>95395763
Would make a good tranny.
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>>95395774
It says 1 of 1 TDs in the cap you posted...
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TJ will win the rematch
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>>95395867
Pls stop making Dustin look hot
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>two journeymen with 24 losses (twenty-four) losses between them headlining msg
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>>95394103
Appreciate the effort you put in but Adesanya vs. Whittaker is gonna go the way of Aldo vs. Mcgregor. There are parallel realities clashing with each other right now sending out ripples through time of very similar events. I have a sense of these things.
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>>95395926
>Bumson = Dustbin
>Gastelum = Mendes
>Whittaker = Aldo
>Paulo = Nate
>Eddie = Jones
I want to believe
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>>95395926
>Paulo utterly exposing Bumsanya
it would be fun
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>>95394193
Anyone else saw this video imagining a fucked up NTR story involving Colby and Megan Olivi publicly cuckolding Benavidez? I can't be the only one...
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>>95395725
Don't ever @ me again you muzzie loving nigger
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>>95394331
Upvoted :)
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>>95394526
Isn't sheepfucker like full on racism? Like nigger or gook? He might want to pull it back a little
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>>95394586
They're really milking the fuck out of DJ and Eddie
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>>95395918
And fighting for an actual meme belt
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Post a recent ko webm
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>>95395030
Ali got that head deformed enough to give Tutankhamun confidence
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>>95395918
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>>95396030
Not really, since the Irish also fuck sheep.
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>>95396060
Psh we don't post heems anymore just mandrama
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>>95396030
Is it? Are you implying on Muslims fuck sheep? Das racist.
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>>95396110
Only*
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>>95395998
Is this meant to be your smoking gun? Khabib's hand vaguely hovering over Dustin's forehead? Oh for sure.
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My top boys are Lee and Rockhold. Anyone think they can beat that?
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Tony Ferguson
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>>95396134
>I-i-its hovering
(you)
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>>95395806
Fastest man at Lightweight. No idea why he decided to move down.
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>>95396110
that's legit what i thought is that middle east people are known to fuck goat but i guess sheep too. I've never heard is being used for non-muslim people. Dont really care just don't want Colby to get #CANCELLED
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its mental gaethje is like 30 and already totally heem brain retarded but people like cowboy and tony who have had way more fights seem way more with it and less brain damaged. I guess fighting to the death every single fight takes its toll
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>>95396321
>I've never heard is being used for non-muslim people.
New Zealand, Wales, etc
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>>95396060
post that recent chinaman's ko. The one that was co-main on last china card
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>>95396342
Yeah, I'd expect you to be the leading authority on sheepfucking you sheepfucker
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>>95394586
when
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>>95396406
You were uninformed, and I informed you. Thank me.
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popquiz!

what fight is this without googling?

>36 minute fight. For the [edited]. Match was a draw due to lack of judges. Longest fight in [edited] history.
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>>95396416
NO!
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>>95396332
>tony seems with it
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>>95396424
Gracie vs Shamrock, right? The rules weren't clear yet, they expected one man to tap, but nobody did, and the TV rights were over, so its a draw.
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>>95396424
Googled 36 minute fight, first two results were about MayMac, and then the next two results were Ken Shamrock vs Royce Gracie on April 7th 1995, so I'm gonna go with that one. Final answer.
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>>95396342
man that flag is kinda ugly isn't it
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>>95396444
other than his autism at least he can talk straight
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>I present you this
Game: Guess which guys has the job that includes talking to people and convincing them.
https://youtu.be/egJQw9qL9iA
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>>95396551
I dont understand how people can throw front kicks and not break their toes
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>>95396551
If I had to guess? I choose Al due to the fact that I know he's a real estate agent.
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>>95396593
Are you throwing with your toes flaccid and limp? Because when you throw, you should have your toes stiff and pointed straight. And ideally, you're meant to land with the ball of the foot, not the toes.
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>>95396551
How do people lose against solved fighters like Cowboy or Barboza? JUST WALK FORWARD. They can't throw kicks or combinations while they are retreating, and neither of them will attempt takedowns. Walk them down. It hurts my brain to watch people sitting at kickboxing range with these two guys.
>>
Test
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'To cringe is to grapple', Tony Ferguson
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1.5 million buys for khabib. apologise.
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Let's cut the bullshit and get straight to the point. Which fighters in the UFC are jewish?
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oh no no no
>>95394733
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>>95396164
pretty flushed, but my top boys are nick diaz and lawler. checkmate.
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Thoughts on getting banned for talking about meeting up for the fights at a restaurant, and then again for reporting pedophiles on /fs/? Fucking useless zilch.
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>>95396621
i have fond memories of winding people with light teeps

solar plexus a shit
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thoughts on overnight shifts on the californian docks?
>>95396849
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>>95395152
Champ Shit Only
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>>95396823
I can't decide if you're more of a faggot for doing the first thing or the second thing
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For me, it's Silva vs Bisping. The greatest fight of all time.
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>>95395152
Watch the first round of the Kevin Lee fight. It is very relevant.
I unironically think that if Kevin Pee didn't have that infection and gassed so fast, he would've won.
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>Former UFC two-weight world champion Georges St-Pierre has lamented his former rival Nick Diaz’s time away from the cage, saying that the elder statesman of the Diaz clan could have made a serious mark on the UFC in the last few years

>I think just it’s sad to see a guy like him waste his best years,” St-Pierre said to FanSided via MMA Fighting. “I think he could have been champion, especially when Woodley was there. Stylistically it would have been a nightmare for a guy like Tyron Woodley

You know whats sad GSP? When in the past they banned him 5 years for cannabis and now all the fuckin fighters promoting canabis like its a fuckin tshirt.You never protected this guy so STFU
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>>95396970
I don't care what you think, pencil dick.
>Gassed in literally every single fight since then
Oh but for sure it was the staph my guy
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>>95395639
Everyone thought the “terrorist” thing was just Conor being racist so no one bothered to research that Khabibs entire inner circle is either terrorists or oligarchs
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>>95397013
>antibiotics don't exhaust you
Imagine fangaying so hard you deny reality.
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>>95397004
grease st pierre might be the goat or whatever but what a condescending prick. christ
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>>95397004
Huh?
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>>95397004
Lmfao nick Diaz sucks ass his only win was against bj penn who is a fucking clown and almost subbed nick in their fight. Nick Diaz is a brain dead faggot that couldn't crush a can since 2014-eternity
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>>95397079
t. nick diaz
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>>95397124
https://youtu.be/cx4gncKvlMM

Me in the orange
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>>95397044
>>95397055
When the banned Diaz the ufc fighters just posted on twitter to "protest" and thats it.They never took this thing further by creating a union.Actually they dont give a fuck about unions as long as them the elite fighters get paid more than well when at the same time there are ufc fighters who cant pay for the gym

It was Diaz Vs Nevada and the stupid twitter voting protest.The guy spent 5 years by jerking around losing any pphysical condition he had prior to the ban,played it as a teacher or something and got to parties every night

and now GSP talkin about wasting ok

>>95397079
Still he was much better than other cans in the ufc cuz this guy put his heart on the fights
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>>95397029
You can't prove that he took antibiotics or that said antibiotics had any effect on his performance, you dumb bitch.
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>>95394000
they look like shit
-punisher bass
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>>95397079
>his only win
i get that you’re a caz who doesn’t recognize the names of any fighters who were active/elite before 2017 but it only takes a few seconds to look up his record
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>>95397184
Oh for sure Poonk Poorock and Poobie Pooler are m-m-munsters
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>>95397152
pfffft dude you don't even know anything about fighting or fighters so how could you even know anything about that
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Lmfao these bozos in heem think strike force wins are impressive and are braghing about how much they love dickriding cans lmfao youre competeing for the DMF belt you dumb mother fuckers
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>>95397276
It's BMF you sub-80 IQ ape
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>>95397312
>>95397276
holy fucking based
>>95397291
DMF cringe
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>>95397291
That's a DMF rightchere yessir
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>>95397276
based
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>>95397291
Making DMF Great Again... The People's DMF right here, folks!
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>>95397276
>dc
>woodley
>reem
>mousasi
>jacare
oh fer shure b strikeforce was only cans
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>>95397381
All those cans got crushed you DMF oh wait I mean wow you're so not caz I'm sure bitches are all over you

Dumb
Mother
Fucker
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>he lost to a firefighter
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If you ain't in it for the W, if you ain't in it for the bitches you a DMF imma tell you that STRAIGHT up 6 o'clock home boy
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>>95397381
>Posts a list of beltless cans
YIKES
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Unrelated question:
Why do Americans treat honest constructive criticism as insults?
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>>95397415
cringe not initial DMF poster
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>>95397458
Give an example
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In hindsight, who would have won this one?
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>>95396593
You don't hit them with your toes you hit them with the underside/balls of your feet. Even heel if you're silva probably. That's like thinking u kick a ball with ur toes Lmao
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>>95396823
Jannies should be shot on sight. I got banned this week for an archived post from 2018
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what is it with reddit and saying conor has a cocaine addiction and that he was on coke at the khabib presser

fucking morons do they realise cocaine is a banned susbtance in usada. conor is not going to take cocaine during the fucking fight camp
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>>95394386
What was her name again?
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>>95397545
Shut up Luke
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>>95394642
slinging dick is just slang for getting laid, joeseph recieves said dick slingers in his anus and gullet and yes quite often
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>>95394658
Can anybody take your mum's left hand?
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>>95397619
Yes we too browse the subreddit /r/mma.
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>>95397476
Actually I retract my question, its probably due to a greater number of arrogant people in american media warping my sense on the average american. All of the examples I can come up with are just arrogant assholes
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>>95394712
yes there is
god hates the polish
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>>95394658
Well Russian grannies are known to be powerful so I'm not surprised.
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>mike tyson

180cm, 99kg, SHREDDED

>carbeep nurmagumedov

180cm, 70kg, DYEL


What's his excuse to not go to welter again?
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>>95394128
>oh god why can’t this be me
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>>95397660
he doesn't want to
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>>95394800
nah, he added more elements to his takedowns. used to be more 1 dimensional, now it's a whole chain. The real difference was going to AKA.

also it was tibau who got popped for roids.
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what the fuck is a dick slinger?
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>>95397619
>every fight analysis is "TONYS JUST GONNA GO OUT THERE AND DO SOME CRAZY SHIT THATS WHY ITS SO UNPREDICTABLE ANYONE CAN WIN"

oh ok maybe be a bit more specific here... is his boxing going to make him unable to be taken down? no. kicks? no. elbows? no.
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>>95397670

cause his gimmick would get heemed out of the orbit
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>>95397683
It's a guys that sukseeds in life man, it isn't literately "slinging dick", it's about life b
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>>95397660
>180cm, 99kg, SHREDDED

literally me
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>>95395235
i heard him talk in some promo video yesterday...
man does he sound punchy. i feel bad for him and his family.
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Imagine caring about your "cage fighting legacy" GSP, to me, is the DMF goat

A pioneer of dumb motherfuckin shit
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>>95397699
>i feel bad for him
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>>95397643
I don't know what you're talking about motherfucker I've never been on reddit ever in my life swear on me great Nan's grave
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>>95397514
Nate
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>>95397707
Do you ever leave this place you fucking dosser?
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Justin Gaycheeks might be a dumb motherfucker but he has my respect
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>>95395730
he went 5 rounds at altitude non-stop motion against another man with insane cardio in RDA. he's not getting tired from someone laying on him retard
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>>95397719
>Do you ever leave this place you fucking dosser?
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>>95397660
can't you say that about almost all the fighters in LW, unless they're under 170 cm
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>>95397660
he's scared of getting exposed as a cutbabby like goobs
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Donald Cowboy Cerroni is going to walk to the cage in his gay villiahe people outfit as per usual then bend Justin Gaycheeks over and tax that ass

Fuck khabib
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>>95394187
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>>95397643
go back
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>>95397686
Tony is going to flying knee khabib
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Wrestling is GAY!
BMF belt is BADASS!
MARIJUANA!
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Khabib might be the worst champion since Tim Sylvia.

>won the belt against a guy ranked #11
>defended against a retired featherweight
>defended against another flushed featherweight
>now avoiding competition
>looking for money fights instead
>most boring style since jake shields
>cutbabby
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>>95397787
but khabib doesnt just open sprawl, he engages first, hypothetically you could always catch everyone with a flying knee but it assumes youre able to stop whatever motion/strike youre conducting at that moment and convert it into a flying knee and then land it and then knock khabib out

like talk about low probability expectations
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Bet the house on cerrone lads. You can trust me im australian, we know our betting.
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>>95397794
>ITS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
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>>95397794
Yeah motherfucker lets go put on some bathrobes and roll around in each other's legs it's called jiu jitsu and it's ok to have a boner just tap on it three times

HARDCORE
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>>95397814
Bisping was worse
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bet everything against cerrone. le striking man doesnt have the durability of justin and we know they're just gonna get into the middle of the ring and swing while numales cheer so they can get their bonus and go home
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>>95397857
At least Bisping deserved it for having fought so many fights and always showing up no matter what. I think of Bisping's belt as an honorary title.
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If gaycheeks walks Donald SirPony down, SirPony will fold like the fake cowboy he is
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>betting on canrrone
>2019
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>>95397755
I am 99% sure Dustin didn't listen to Yves and didn't invite Gillespie to simulate Khabib
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>>95397872
Deserve? Motherfucker did you just say deserve? He deserves it for jobbing some hometown decision wins and then proceeding to duck everyone which paved the way for fake injury duck culture

You're a fuckin DMF
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>>95397884
>this is the guy who will beat a guy with 2 losses and 20 wins
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Bispeeng will NEVER have my respect and I spit on him. His title reign was DISGUSTING.
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>>95397884
>losing to dustbin poopier
>losing to late career PEDdie alvespez
>heemed by both
I like Justin but he's getting headkick heemed this weekend
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>>95397820
It will be flying knee body shot ko
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Colby beats Usman and Makes Welterweight Great Again
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>>95397935
yes the guy who lost to shit-version justin is going to beat justin
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>>95397935
same. the left headkick will be there.
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>>95397947
Colpee CoveredinTonsofpiss is king of the cans i hope the liquidate the entire welterweight division fuck them all
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>>95397887
thats great advice. he obviously didnt do it because he looked shocked at the pressure. he fought like trash.
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>tony knees khabib
>years of kneeing metal rooftops have degraded his knee
>his knee collapses and he falls on one leg
>khabib walks backwards 3 steps and khabib is the winner after doctor stoppage
>there is no rematch
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>>95397954
Low IQ
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Colby subs Khabib 3 seconds into round one via omaplata
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>>95397984
>using Eddie to push your canbib fanfics
Shameful
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cejudo TKOs khabib with repeated groin strikes at 4 minutes 59 seconds into round five
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>>95397976
Ifaik he was training with King Mo
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Just got kicked out of ufc gym and had my membership revoked for-get this-fighting

Apparently you aren't allowed to fight in the ultimate FIGHTING challenge gyms
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anyone know why Colby keeps referring to Leon Edwards as Leon Scott? Whats the meme
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>>95398116
>>95398116
>>95398116
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>>95394343
Because he pays for sex
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>>95394513
>Majority of smartest Western scientists and engineers throughout history were religious
>Most of the best fighters are religious
>Best athletes always thanking God
Is atheism for, dare I say it.... plebs?



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