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Doggie doos edition
>LAD 3 BAL 7
>BOS 0 TOR 8
>ARI 0 NYM 9
>MIL 7 MIA 5
>WSH 6 MIN 2
>ATL 3 PHI 1
>NYY DET POSTPONED
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doggie doos kek
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Barfie Doos seething again
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This is the quality we deserve
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/a/stros
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HOW ARE MY UMPDRES DOING?
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LOSE-TON
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>New York scores 9 runs on 11 hits on 9/11

Spooky
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For me, it's the undisputed 2019 WS Champs.
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my birds arent gonna lose a series to the rockies... r-right?
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Is Luzardo elite? Y/Y?
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Good game, Twins.
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There are only two people left on earth other than you - Emma Stone and Anthony Recker, catcher. Who do you fuck and why (your hand and death are not options)?
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>>95393086
Emma Stone, she's a pretty lady haha
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>>95393086
>a cute biological female with whom I can breed or be a faggot.
Yeah I'm going with emma
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>>95393017
fartie doos, lmao
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>>95393097
You must not be a cubs or cardinals fan!
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>doggie doos
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>>95393110
>>a cute biological female with whom I can breed or be a faggot.
Is it being a faggot if it’s recker though?
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"dog shit" haha
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>>95393078
the LOB hurts the most
gg nast
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>dodgers

Cant wait to see them get shelled in the playoffs
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>losepez
gg royals
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>>95393167
You you flaming queermosexual.
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well, later /mlb/
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CUBS ARE LOSING

I REPEAT

THE CUBS ARE BEHIND 1-0
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>>95393326
Shut up faggot cindy has a no hitter going
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Is he, dare I say, /ourguy/?
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choo hoo go atsros
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>>95393043
why is she putting a finger in her shorts?
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For me it's NL MVP Freddie Freeman
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>>95393389
Based Freddie freebomb
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da janquees are gonna win it all
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I wasn't there for you when you needed me...I'm sorry...
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If Anthony Recker and you were alone on a desert island would you want to fuck him? Why or why not?
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>McLain had grown up idolizing New York Yankee center fielder Mickey Mantle, who entered the game tied with Jimmie Foxx for third place in the major-league career home runs list.[21] When Mantle—who was nine days away from his last major league appearance—came to bat in the eighth inning with the Tigers holding a 6-1 lead, McLain intentionally threw a soft pitch directly over home plate.[21] Other accounts said that he called catcher Jim Price to the mound and had him tell Mantle that he would be throwing only fastballs.[22] Mantle hit the pitch for his 535th career home run, putting him in sole possession of third place on the all-time home run list, behind only Babe Ruth and Willie Mays. As Mantle ran around the bases, McLain stood on the pitcher's mound and applauded.[5] Mantle tipped his hat to McLain as he rounded the bases.[22] The next batter, Joe Pepitone, waved his bat over the plate, as if asking for an easy pitch of his own. McLain responded by throwing the next pitch over Pepitone's head.[23] After the game, McLain smilingly denied that he had served up an easy pitch for Mantle to hit; however, he was later reprimanded by Major League Baseball Commissioner William Eckert.[4][21]
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>>95393478
I already told you to take you're faggotry elsewhere
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>>95393459
i miss him every game
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>>95393478
Nah, I think I'd probably just have him cave my skull in with a rock
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>>95393056

>Scored 2 runs at Coors against our 7+ ERA pitching

How the fuck do you lose a series to the fucking Colorado Rockies in our state?
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>>95393485
>McLain then received a seven-day suspension (from the Detroit club) in September for dousing sportswriters Jim Hawkins of the Detroit Free Press and Watson Spoelstra of the Detroit News with buckets of water.[4] Just as the seven-day suspension was about to end, he received another suspension from [Commissioner] Kuhn, this time for carrying a gun on a team flight; the punishment would last for at least the rest of the season.[4] McLain's 1970 season ended with a won-loss record of only 3–5.[1] Later that year, he was forced into bankruptcy despite being the first $100,000 player in Tigers history.[4]
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Fuck me Seattles radio voice is more animated than Cincy's and Cincinnati is pitching the no hitter. Fuck I had to change it because the fucking ohio faggot just sounded so goddamn boring.
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>>95393509
cardinals offense is seriously trash, >we're in first place because of fantastic run prevention and the cusb choking
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>>95393485
>>95393515
this man is based
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FUCKING LECLERC!
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>reds
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Rangers Win!
>10-9
what a game.
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>>95393615
McLain was one of the best pitchers of the '60s, two Cy Youngs and an MVP, last guy to win 30 games...but no one outside of Detroit knows about him cause he was a serial gambler and out of the league before he was 30. got rung up for coke trafficking, embezzlement, mail fraud, and other shit after he retired

>McLain continued to earn side money playing the organ at clubs, including a club in suburban Detroit where former heavyweight boxing champion Leon Spinks worked as a bartender.[49] McLain also earned quite a bit of money hustling golf, easily attracting 'marks' due to his past baseball fame.[4] Additionally, he reportedly once accepted over $160,000 to fly a wanted felon out of the country.[4]
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Retard alert
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If you were on a post-Apocalyptic island with just Aaron Rodgers and Anthony Recker who would you want to fuck and why? Your hand and death are not options.
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>>95393660
>got rung up for coke trafficking, embezzlement, mail fraud, and other shit after he retired

so literally nothing wrong
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the ghost of christian yelich is watching this thread
watch out cusb
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>>95393665
>who would you want to fuck and why?
the island. because i love the feeling of sand in my urethra.
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>cusb
What the hell was that?
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do you guys dare me to jack off? haha my mom said it's a sin so i dunno
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>>95393719
Is she going to watch
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SCUBA!!!!!!!
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Rank them from least white to white: Yelich, Rizzo, Rendon and Recker.
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Mets are gonna make the playoffs boys
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>>95393840
no. Mets arent making it
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>>95393856
Yes they are
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Is Buck Martinez going senile? He'll tell the same story like 6 times in a single season.
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KEK SCUBA
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>>95393862
mate, give up. They'll get 86 wins at most and miss it because of that washington game. I hate to break it to ya like that
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cuh
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My New York Yankees :)
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>>95393856
doesnt this woman know who I am?
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>cubes
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>they choked away their wild card lead
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cubs seriously are going to go 2-6 on a crucial roadtrip lmao
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Umpdres again?
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>cusbs
>cubes
>scubs
>scuba
>kek
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Allow me to skuba kek
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The brewies won tonight :)
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the cubs are being HANDED wins practically and they are pissing them away. watch rizzo and bryant get traded for some overrated pitchers like gray or syndergaard lol
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Please........por favor......no mas..........i can't take all the bullying and laughing...........i'm at my wit's end with the Cubs faltering at the finish line........please have some compassion
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this is sick yo
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>>95393748
no, but Im kinda horny
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How in the FUCK do you lose to the padres without tatis like that lol?
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Men, load csub ordinance munitions and prepare to fire.
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Umpballed again.
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yeah Im thinking the padres are based
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>>95394112
you lost 4-0 and could only muster THREE hits against a padres starter who is pretty good. Shamefur dispray
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The LOSER train just keep rolling by!
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SHUTOUT BY THE FUCKING PADRESSSSSSSSSSSS


OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


SCUBA KEK
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*Crack sip*
now pete alonso, HE was a rookie of the year
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>gets shutout by the padres

OH I'M LAUGHIN'
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>>95394120
Absolutely based.
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It's Late Night /mlb/... Time for a closer look
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXuYLIKikWo
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I'm sorry
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Don't mind me, i'm just laughing at the cusb.
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based.... based dads
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>>95394162
>following and sharing (((seth myers))) propaganda
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FATSO RACKING UP THE Ks THIS SERIES
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Mest are 2 games back
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>>95394240
Insane. Mets do have the dodgers coming in for the weekend and they face kershaw ryu and buehler in that order. Tough task
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Hopefully this series convinces Maddon to come and manage the padres
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kek cusb are really going to choke themselves out of it
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for me it's anime tiddies
also >cusb
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>>95394257
Maybe the dodgers will start resting their starters though now that they’ve clinched the division. Mets might end up playing the B-team
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>>95394279
again, mets schedule is pretty much a cakewalk until final week. They really just need help from teams like the brewers, nationals, cubs and phillies all bumbling
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>>95394240
>broors lose their MVP candidate
>the guy basically single handedly keeping them in contention
>scusb still liable to blow the lead away to them
kek
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gaycago kek
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>>95394301
BUT, they beat the fucking marlins so thats a free win for everyone BUT the phillies
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gayladelphia kek
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>>95394289
>mets schedule is pretty much a cakewalk until final week.
I wouldn’t go that far. They have a dodgers and braves series. I wouldn’t be surprised if they got swept by the dodgers and only won one against the braves. Rockies, Reds, and Marlins they should be able to beat though. They could be 87-75 at the end of the year if they play real good. I’d say 84-78 is more realistic
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>>95394372
yes, but be real, do you expect the dodgers and braves to play as they did in june? Also 84-78 would be better than last year where they finished 77-85
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Yanks
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>choke two games against a bad team
>doesn’t matter because the cubs also choked two games against a bad team
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>>95394382
Still plenty of time to mest it up
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>>95394404
well, I hope not
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>>95394186
>Being this mad that a comedian exposes a pathological liar every night
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>>95394419
>getting your opinions from a """comedian"""
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Gaynonymous kek
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>>95394478
This asshole holds all the cards
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>>95394478
Fuck you gay asshole I'll break your goddamn skull
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>>95394478
This is a DDoS on the general
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How are the Cubs fans going to blame the umps for this one?

I guess the umpdres meme is now dead.
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>>95394527
Cubs fans blame the umps for 9/11
Cubs fans blame the umps when their dog pees on the carpet
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You won't be so cocky when your team gets umpballed as hard as the Cubs.
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9/11 was boring this year
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>>95394613
I thought so as well
It's possible that we're forgetting
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>>95394605
>cubs fan mentions cock and balls
Why are Chicagoans so homosexual?
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let's all just relax and have a breather
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>>95394615
pretty soon 9/11 is going to be just like December 7th
no one fucking cares
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Now this cocky bastard's breathing
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>>95394569
the umps allowed 9-Eleven to happen
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>>95394666
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>>95394240
The memes write themselves
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>>95394640
People still care since the people who were alive that day aren’t that old and are those old enough to remember how life was before that day still know it as a date that changed our society forever. It’s just cause these anniversaries aren’t really that important. 18th year? Cool 9/11 can smoke now
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I sure do wish that my wifes boyfriend and my wifes son from her ex boyfriend amd my wifes african american bull would find someplace else to live so that I could watch my baseball games in peace. Cubs fan here btw.
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kek scuba
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Yanks
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>>95393131
u make this in ms paint?? crayola??
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>>95393131
how many SECONDs of MS paint idiot
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Rimbrant over here
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Not a single Cubs fan to be seen.
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>busc
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where did all the cuns fans go ///?
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CUBS FAN HERE!!!!!!!!!
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Cubbie kun has left the building
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the stupid retard has finally left
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cubbie kun has vacated the property
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do you think Yelich will start posting here now that he’s got free time
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please...no mas...I can't take all the bullying...I'm begging you....I'm on my knees..
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>>95395256
>.I'm on my knees..
Ha! Well, there's a shocker!
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Have mercy please....i submit myself to you...maybe we can have some sex....haha jk just kidding!!
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Did the cubbiewubbies win today?
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>>95394475
>Projecting the fact you're a sheep onto others.
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>>95394569
9/11 was the Republicans fault.
Happened under George W Bush's watch.

But Bush was the owner of the Rags too. Does this mean the Rags are responsible for 9/11 by proxy?
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>cub
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omigosh :D
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Let me be the first to >cusb
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>gusb
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159th for The Washington Baseball Eagles
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Just how much did the Padres pay the umpires?
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my umpdres
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>>95398433
0 because holy fucking shit shut the fuck up
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Good morning, lads. Hope everyone has a great day.
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How are the chances of the Brewers without there wonder boy Yelich?
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The Yankees are winning the World Series this year aren’t they
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Are the Cubs really that bad?
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>>95399296
theyre mediocre with all that talent. Hilarious
>>95399295
no
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Cubs fan here......


I-Is it safe to post again?..... please no bully...
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Yelich wont need surgery, only a 2 month recovery. Yay.
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>>95399164
Better than people are assuming but still worse than with him.
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>>95399027
Nice umps faggot.
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>>95399530
Great! He can play in the world se-
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>>95399634
You mean the same dipshit umps we all share?
You mean the RNGs of MLB?
Don't act like we get any better or worse treatment than any other team does over the course of a season. Blaming umps for taking a game or two is the weakest defense against your team not playing well enough over the course of a season to be THAT dependent on winning a game or two.
https://twitter.com/TeeOhEmm/status/1156067951914569730?s=19
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nyy v det doubleheader gamethread
>>95400471
>>95400471
>>95400471
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>>95399421
>Cubs fan here......
Well hello there.
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>>95399421
>cusb
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>>95399753
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN7Gx8blNPU
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>>95400679
That comment sure aged well lol
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>>95399753
If you blame the umps just because your team can’t beat the fucking padres, then that’s sad
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>cubs choking to the broors again
>bears lost to the packers at soldier field
how will chiraq ever recover
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>The check cleared, make the call.
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>>95400789
100%.
I'm a fucking Dads fan and this is absolutely an accurate statement.
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If he were the only person left on earth other than you, would you fuck Anthony Recker? If so why?
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>Dbags
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>>95400664
GO UMPDRES
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>>95400939
jesus fuck do you HAVE to cry because of an out? Go fuck yourselves
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BIG MEAT PETE
LFGM
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>>95401194
ngl he is chubby as fuck for a rookie
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>>95400939
Defend this umpdres.
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>>95401194
Man, his nieces and nephews must think it is awesome to have their 40 year old uncle playing pro ball.
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>>95401227
move on from it
cope
have sex
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bros...i am so sad about yelich still
he would gotten b2b mvps...
the good news is that the injury shouldn't make him worse
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>todd frazier has hit ANOTHER Home run against arizona
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>>95401295
sadly he'll have to catch back up with his own ability just from being down for so long, but even worse than that is we'll now have to see this doggie doo fagotes belching MUH MVP for a year. really really sad day for the sport when Yeli went down
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>>95401710
it probably sucks for dodger fans too though cause everyone will be like * when they mention beli mvp lol
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Long time lurker, never time poster. >Barfs fag here. Does ATL have any chance at winning the series? Valid question, im used to all GA sports being massive disapointments so i dont want to get my hopes up prematurely
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>>95401780
nah they would lose to the AL team they might reach the WS tho
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>>95401780
Baseball is not like other sports, literally every team that makes the playoffs has a realistic chance. There aren't superteams or single players who can win games on their own.
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>>95401825
astros are pretty close to a superteam desu
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>>95401833
yeah but with that bullpen? they are good rotation wise but far from it in the pen
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>>95401825

No shit fag im talling real chances not " hurp my team made the playoffs they have a chance"
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Can someone explain to me what an "umpdres" is?
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>>95401833
And yet they've lost series to the Rangers, Pirates, Reds, and White Sox. They also lost a game against the Tigers wherein they were the biggest favorites in a MLB game since 2005.
>>95401868
I'm telling you baseball can't be predicted like that. This season some professional writers predicted the fucking Rockies (62-84) to be winners. No one can answer your question, just watch and find out.
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>>95401894
it's the new homosexual secret password
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Arizona how did you give up a grand slam to fucking juan lagares?
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Braves are a good team and are coming into october hot. Yes they could win the WS. But this is playoff baseball. Literally anything could happen. Just watch and cheer on >your team.
>>95401868
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https://twitter.com/snytv/status/1172214818473938946?s=21
Gary cohen just had a voice crack
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>ywn solve a rubik's cube in section 109
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>>95402104
>The absolute state of sucb fans
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>>95402153
thats the mets
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>>95399421
Fake
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>>95402162
I saw the empty seats and brick wall by home plate and naturally assumed it was Wrigley.
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>>95402197
That's fair.
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>The check cleared, call the 8th pitch a strike regardless of where it is.
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>>95402227
"waaaaaaah my team gets bad calls all the time!"
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>>95402227
Why wait till the 8th? Why not the 7th? Or 5th?
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>>95402247
>5th
>We already used the money on that one.
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we get it cubs fans
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>7th
>And that too
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we get it cubs fans no need to fucking spam every sin an umpire has done against your team
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>The money was just received, you have your orders to kill the Cubs rally
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These umpdres
These umpiants
These umpillies
These umptionals
These umpwers
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go to reddit, seethe more there
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>The check cleared, make sure you don't let this batter strike out
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>>95402320
>>95402292
>>95402273
>>95402261
>>95402227
Just calm down. Breathe in. Breathe out.
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>The money has been transferred, Squeeze the Cubs pitcher's strike zone like it's a lemon
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>>95402340
are you okay?
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>>95402320
Seething cubs fan
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>Make sure the game is out of reach for them
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>cano home run
cubs fan can seethe all he wants, his team has gone 2-6 on a fucking 8 game road trip lmfao
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>We got the money, call the pitch a strike.
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Mets are making the playoffs boys. I’ll say it again
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>>95402398
mate, mets are gonna be lucky if they make it still. I like that theyre playing hungry, but was it too late?
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They're STILL laughing at us, Cubbiebros.....
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>Call it in
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>>95402405
Who’s playing better ahead of them?
>Cubs?
>Brew crew?
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>>95402427
brewers and thats it. Cubbies have been falling off a cliff and it isnt from umpball. the cubs need to blame THEMSELVES for not being able to beat lower leven competition
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>They funds have been transferred, expand the strike zone by a foot.
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CYAAAAAAAAHM ON YEW BIRDZ
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>We have the cash, fuck up the AA kid's confidence.
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This is insanity
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who the fuck cares jesus christ stop spamming
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>>95402440
>no yelli
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>The package has been delivered, do not allow them to walk
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>>95402496
Umpire defense force is out and about!
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Is it possible to follow baseball without watching the games? Let's say I pick a team and just look at their box scores and statistics all season and compare them to other teams/leagues/standings and still know what I'm talking about without actually watching a single game?
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>>95402510
yeah to be fair the brewers are cruising on a marlins so eh. They still need to get themselves on a good tear to still MAKE that wild card, and no yelich is gonna kill them given his production totals.
>>95402523
yes and no.
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>We got the dosh, do not call him out on strikes.
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>>95402536
theres literally nothing even wrong with this one schizo
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>>95402536
>take
>your
>meds
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Okay how the fuck were the D-backs hot coming into this series? They have been HUMILIATED by the mets and this shit isnt even funny
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>>95402516
>anally annihilated c*sbs """fan""" can't cope with the fact that umps blow calls
>rectally ravaged sc*ba mongoloid develops a victim complex because his favorite teamie weamie is exposed as garbage
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at first I thought it was false flagging but this whiny little shit actually has a massive folder of missed calls, absolutely pathetic
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Frazier home run. Mets up 9-0
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>We got a call, do not allow a favorable count for the batter.
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>>95402564
Umpfag on damage control going on right here with umplord
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>>95402566
some are bad I will admit, but then you have >>95402536 >>95402474 >>95402445 which all need FOOTAGE to see
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>The money's been deposited, kill the Cubs rally.
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>>95402451
whooooo
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Players should stop fucking around with dinky instep and shin pads for batting and just go full cricket. Sucks seeing yelich go down on something so stupid.
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Who’s the hottest team in baseball right now?
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>You'll get the money when you make sure you call a strike outside of the heat zone.
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What a nice way to start monitoring this thread. I've had enough of it. My crew has calls blown on them all the time yet I don't feel the need to screenshot them and spam the general.

Spammer, consider yourself listed, you crybaby.
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>>95402588
>coping sc*sboid deflecting
lmaoing @ your life
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>It went over his head? Call it a strike out anyway.
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>>95401894
It is the low key way of admitting to being a fan of a team that is bad enough to lose multiple times to the Padres, as well as being so redassed over the quality of that team that they attribute the losses to umpire interference instead of realistically admitting that their team might not be as good as they thought they were. Therefore, "Ump" from umpires, and "dres" from Padres.
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>>95402451
>>95402618
based
and redbirdpilled
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>>95402669
It was just a joke. I'm just copying what >>95402496 the pic says
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Is it happening again
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DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCK
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Marlins? More like Winlins
Are the mest gonna blow this big lead?
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>>95402356
Is it just one? Because it seems like all of them.
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>>95402719
Nah. stroman hasn’t been doing bad so he’ll get 8 innings hopefully
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>>95402662
TYBG
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>Their check cleared, pretend it's a borderline
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>>95402622
would make running the bases awkward, no? running back and forth is one thing, but I don't think it'd work in this game
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>Ball to the shin
I felt that one.
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The home run apple couldn’t even go up after nidos home run lmao
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It's almost time for the Cusb Comedy Hour to begin
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>The bribe is in, make sure it's called a strike
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What’s the gayest thing on this general?
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>>95402941
me
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>>95402881
Dunno about that. I'd imagine we're gonna get our shit pushed in. We took two from them, and had Paddack pitching what may have been his last start of the season yesterday. Lamet is one of our better starters, but if the Cubbies bring it, they can easily take the day.
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>>95402962
It's the cusb on the road. They'll find a way to beat themselves.
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>>95402983
Well, /mlb/ seems to be paying special attention to the game, so that outcome seems like it'll make for a more entertaining afternoon for us, so I'm all for it.
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>>95402872
>>95402872
>>95402872
cubs @ padres
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>>95402995
there are fans of 5 teams or so that want them to lose for playoff purposes so the cusb hate has been turned up to 11
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>>95403093
Oh, I totally get that. The NL wildcard chase is gonna come down to the last few games of the season I'd imagine. Personally from my perspective, I don't envy those fans just because of the anxiety of it all, but that doesn't mean the rest of us can't enjoy the show from the sidelines.
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>Being a wojack poster
This is why the padres are the bad guys
Good guys leading 1-0
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Here we go they gonna blow it.
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>>95403135
Go choke on a hot dog.
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>chris mazza and daniel zamora DONT give up runs when the bases were loaded
jeez
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Daniel Palka got a hit, this is not a drill
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>>95403193
Who?
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>>95403206
Yes
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>>95403177
The meter dropped below the Padres though.
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>>95403230
Excuse me?
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BEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDS
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BREWERS WIN BREWERS WIN
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>cubs now 1/2 game out
Lmao if you have to win a game do it today
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I'm convinced now. Fuck those cheating umpdres!
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>>95402652
>2% call same
What the fuck?
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>>95403432
you just got two K's already. Calm your shit
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>>95402566
I like this actually. It could be the next step to finally getting robot umpires and kicking the current pathetic lot out. Not even a Cubs fan or Padres hater. Just an umpire hater.
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>>95403455
I'm guessing it means 2% that ball gets called the same as what it was called. it's not worded well, so I'm not sure
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>>95403494
That's insane then.
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>>95403472
>some autist on 4channel posting his cubs folder will influence the MLB offices
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>>95403643
Fuck umpires. Learn how do you your jobs!
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>>95399027
She SUCC me
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Mets sweep the D-backs and stay in the hunt. D-backs could only muster 4 runs in those 4 games, compared to the mets 26. Could it happen?
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>its another cubs fans invade an away game episode
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>>95403925
There is nothing wrong with going to an away game.
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Looks like we're only down to a couple of the lifelongs left. Just keep up the scubas and cusb and they'll be gone like the rest of them.
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>>95403609
If you want insane
The called strike 3 here >>95402261 had a 0.00% chance of being called a strike based all previous pitches.
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kek scubas
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Good guys lead 3-0 in San Diego now.
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>>95404141
*bad guys
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>>95403925
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_zVzgc8dlc
4:30
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>>95404141
Ump Diego*
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>>95402566
>at first I thought it was false flagging
you are lucky, seems like you don't have to deal with cub fans often or else you wouldn't have made that mistake
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>>95404165
*Good guys
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>>95404207
cubs arent the good guys when you invade stadiums
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What's wrong Padres? Did the check bounce?
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>>95404210
>>95404210
>>95404210
NEW
>>95404210
>>95404210
>>95404210
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>>95404226
>Being so beloved you have fans across the country.
That's quintessential good guy behavior.
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>>95404241
You will never be this mad at the superiority of Chicago.
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>>95404273
Superiority in what, exactly? Going 100+ years without a World Series?
Getting killed by vibrant multicultural urban youths?
Being a homosexual?
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>>95404299
You will never be this mad
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Scuba kek
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Why is this special needs player always tripping?
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>>95404299
yu mad?
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>>95404357
It’s in his contract that he has to lay on the ground with his ass up in a submissive position a certain number of times a year so that the Boystown fans have something to fantasize over
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>>95404357
>Forgetting that he scored a run and stole 3rd.
LOL
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>>95404357
>special needs player

You answered your own question
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>>95404357
he stole 3rd and singled and walked in redemption
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>>95404357
one would say he is not a student of the game
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BG royals
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>>95401894
It's a word that >cusb fan use when they refuse to admit that their team is middling, at best.
>see "<mest 'muh rotation' "
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Cubs winning the Darvish vs Arrieta battle
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>>95404594
except the mets do have a good rotation. Their issue this season was pretty much their bullpen blowing SEVERAL games and the offense going to shit at the worst of times
>>95404600
really showing that with a barely above .500 record for darshit
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>>95404616
>What is run support and the pen
The irony of ironies when you claim the mest have a good rotation.
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>>95404635
?
The mets do have a good rotation
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>>95404637
It's not as good as you think it is.
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>>95404802
how come? please tell me
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Dads pls
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Good Guy Yu mowing down these Duds.
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>>95404814
deGrom is very good. True Ace #1
Thor is inconsistent and injury prone A#3 if I ever saw one
Wheeler ain't that great. A #4 at best.
Matz is an average MLB starter
Stroman is slightly above average.
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>>95404913
okay
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>>95404913
>deGrom is very good
ononononon
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>>95404933
yeah, he is. have you seen him pitch? Or you just look at a pitchers win/loss record and think "holy shit hes good!"
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>>95404933
I'm not sure what point that you're trying to make. deGrom isn't good?
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>>95404949
>degrom
>good
I think you need to pick one
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>>95404954
yeah I pick both because hes gonna get another cy young this year
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>>95404954
He's the reigning Cy Young winner you fucking retard.
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>>95404968
>>95404964
>Cy Young winner
is Rick Porcello good?
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Good guys extend the lead to 4-0
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>>95404928
See? The thing is that deGrom is great, but he doesn't make the rest of the Mets shit heap any better. One top of the line starter can't make a great rotation all by himself. Thor is waaaaaaaay over rated, as are the rest. Maybe just not as much as Thor. It's the illusion of a good rotation. More unrealized potential than anything else.
Potential =/= Good
Potential = Potential
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>>95404978
He was that year. But he didn't deserve the CY. Verlander wuz robbed. Do I get to smack Kate's fat ass now?
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>>95404978
???
Porcello won because of W/L shit. Degrom had a 1.7 ERA last season and this season he still is that dominant pitcher albeit a 2.7 ERA. Hes a stud
>>95405035
They can be good though. Again, wheeler isnt the most AMAZING pitcher but this 2nd half he has turned it around. Stroman has been iffy but IF he turns his shit around (which he did show against the D-backs) then maybe he can serve well. Syndergaard could be traded and matz is a wild card of being stellar one night, then shitting the bed. Mets rotation still is top 3 in the NL though
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>>95405062
why are you showing a cubs fan holding a cardinals logo?
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>>95405056
My point is that deGrom is not good... he's great :)!
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>>95405056
There are a lot of ifs, coulds and buts in your post. I didn't say that they couldn't be good, I said that they aren't. There's a big difference.
>Top 3 NL
I laughed pretty hard at that.
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>>95405088
So tell me YOUR top 3 NL rotations
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>>95405095
1 doyers
2 nats
3 cards
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>>95405128
1.okay fair
2.besides straus and scherzer, eh
3.que? Cards have been good yes but I dont think they are top 3. Top 5 for sure
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>>95405095
Dodgers
Nationals
Braves
In that order
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also reds are better
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we get it cubs you hate the cardinals seethe more about the umps stealing a darvish 14 K game
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>>95405142
>besides straus and scherzer, eh
You're forgetting Corbin, who has been solid to very good and Sanchez, who, after a terrible start, when he was hurt, has also been very good for 3 months. #5 is a black hole, admittedly.
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>>95405175
Corbin is iffy and sanchez is good also. The mets can compete with that *when their shit isnt fucking garbage* but the top 5 can be this
dodgers
nationals
mets
cardinals
braves
In no particular order
also fuck off spammer we actually are discussing shit here
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Nice photo shops Cubs fans. Everyone knows about boystown and you were literally the first gay sports team:

When I started working for the gay press in 2000 via the newspaper Chicago Free Press, my very first sales call was to the Chicago Cubs. The Chicago Cubs became the first professional male sports team to advertise in a gay paper in the country and I am proud to spearhead that effort.

In 2001 I organized the largest a Gay Day at a major league sporting event at Wrigley Field called Out at The Ballgame (now called Out at Wrigley). From 2001 to 2003 we purchased 2,000 seats inside Wrigley Field.
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>>95405197
dodgers
nationals
cardinals
reds
braves
cubs
mets
in that order
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>>95405197
Corbin is way better than any starter the Mets have except deGrom.
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>>95405216
I mean do the reds deserve their credit if they are gonna keep losing their games? The other day sonny gray had a no hitter and lost it from a 3 run shot
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gay louis kek
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>umpdres

What's wrong? Check bounced?
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>muh Japanese Babe Ruth
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>>95405225
debatable. I say hes better than wheeler and stroman but not the other three.
>>95405232
>"durrrrrrrr umpdres shit"
you fucking dominated a padres team without tatis. Congratufuckinglations
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>>95405216
>reds
>cubs
Naw man. Just naw.
I'd put Mets at #4 or #5 in the NL.
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>>95405245
reds have bauer castillo and gray and wood
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>>95405245
reds DO have a good rotation, its just they lose a fuck ton of games from NO RUN SUPPORT. Cubes are iffy but they do have some good chips
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>>95405242
STAY MAD
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>>95405256
raise a banner in wrigley: took 2 games against the middling padres on an 8 game road trip, darvish struck out 14!
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>>95405242
>but not the other three
deGrom, sure. That's not even up for debate.
Thor? No. No way.
Who else? Matz?
Dude. The fuck you smoking?
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>>95405232
It's almost like ump- was never a thing and was actually just a defense mechanism you rationalized. I'm glad the cubbies brought some competition today. It would have been a bad look to argue that you deserved a place in the post-season coughing up a series to the Dads this close to it. Splitting one is much more defensible.
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>>95405272
I watch my team, and I can see those two being good pitchers when they are at their best.
>>95405276
well the thing is: splitting a 4 game set against the dads and going 3-5 on a crucial road stretch doesnt help you at all
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>>95405252
I didn't say the Reds didn't have a good one. Just not as good as the Mets have. They're close though.
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>>95405307
they're better
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>>95405300
>I watch my team, and I can see those two being good pitchers when they are at their best.
>when they are at their best.
>when
Potential. I rest my case, your Honor.
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>>95405300
>doesnt help you at all
Anon, did the context clues in my post not make it clear that I'm not a fan of the Cubs?
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>BERDS!
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>>95405232
Imagine splitting a fucking series with the padres and acting like you won holy shit ahahahahahahahahahah
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>>95405344
I mean, im speaking for the cubs and where they stand in that wild card race. Not saying you are a fan of them, but if I am a cubs fan, this would've been the worst case scenario coming into today. Not only that the brewers are still not dead even without yelich, and the mets are still alive even when they should have been in the grave a month ago
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Gay louis!
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>>95405366
That is an accurate descriptive statement, and one I agree with. Well done, anon.
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>angels training staff
>angels medical staff
>angels
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>>95405343
again, they are good. Everyone has a shit start every now and then. Noah is great when he pitches like a stud, but the entire ramos/nido situation is gonna get his ass traded most likely
>>95405381
the mets are still alive after the following
>2nd most blown saves in the majors
>10-4 implosion in the 9th against the nationals
>6 game losing streak a while back
>swept by the fucking marlins
>TWO 18 inning losses on the road
>no cespedes at all
>Hampered to death from injuries
>losing to the 100+ loss tigers
and yet, they are 76-70 and still have a slim shot at the playoffs. This team cant be killed
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>>95405407
Noah is a clubhouse cancer. He's not even that good. Believes his own hype. Way too inconsistent. He's Chris Sale.
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>BERDS!
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>>95405472
Mang stop posting chicago fans
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lol @ dbags
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The thing about Syndergaard is that he's just a hard thrower. He doesn't know how to pitch. He can't hold runners. He has spotty control. Fastball. Hard slider. That's all he has. He has no other effective pitches. Velocity. When he starts to lose that, which will be soon, he's going to regress. Hard.
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>>95405513
>>95405458
He can be dominant still, but I expect noah traded soon anyway. I expect him traded since the mets might not want to deal with his ass next season. Hes a fan favorite, but bad in the clubhouse
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I remember when all the Mets fans thought Matt Harvey was the next Tom Seaver.
Matt Harvey. Fat, drunken Matt Harvey.
Hahahahahahaha. Matt Fucking Harvey.
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What do you like about Recker and what don’t you like about him?
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>>95405575
you say that, but matt harvey from his debut to 2015 he was incredible. But then he had his pisser fuck up, and then the game 5 depression fucked him over. Poor man. jerry seinfeld brought it up in that game against the phillies.
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https://www.forbes.com/sites/jeffarnold/2019/09/12/cubs-are-mired-in-bad-baseball-and-theo-epstein-has-seen-enough/

>cubs are mired in bad baseball
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What happened to all the white sox fans? No more woeposting or sigh or ughposting after losing for the 7th straight season?
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>Doggie Doos
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>>95405638
please stop
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>>95405638
I've had enough..just have some mercy and human empathy...
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>>95405626
those were falseflaggers you retard
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>>95405617
They are though. The cubs should be a top team with all that talent, yet they are barely hanging onto a 2nd wild card spot over a yelich-less brewers. insane.
>"Yet, more the injuries, the lack of consistency in the Cubs’ play – dating back to last season – is what has Epstein irked the most. "
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doggie doos will be a first round exit, I can feel it in my bones
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doyers @ os
>>95405687
>>95405687
>>95405687
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>>95405617
Didn't the White Sox say they were mired in mediocrity before they blew it all up? How suspicious.
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>But then he had his pisser fuck up, and then the game 5 depression fucked him over
The Mets organization mishandled him as badly as I've ever seen a team ruin a player's career. Since Kerry Wood any way.
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>>95405723
The medical staff was HORRIBLE back when harvey was dealing. Then again he was a boras client and he became worse and worse until 2017 when he finally got traded. Shame because fans adored him
https://youtu.be/N759aiwZcVg
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>>95405617
kek
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>>95405742
The entire Mets organization is a shit show. From the top down. Front office. Coaching staff. Training staff. I mean, they signed Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow. That tells you everything you need to know about the Mets. They're a joke.
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Better former Met: Matt Harvey or Anthony Recker? What’s the reason for your choice?
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>>95405824
Recker has a Hall of Fame ass.
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>>95405896
>Umpdres
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>>95405896
s-stop!!!!
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>>95405871
>Recker has a Hall of Fame ass.
Male Ass Hall of Fame?
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>>95405928
THREE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS LOL
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>>95405945
n-no!!!! a-anything but that!!!
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>>95405931
So I've been told.
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>>95405904
>Laughs in Spanish
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>>95406142
Why did he get ejected? He swung?
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>rain delay
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>>95406219
Read the info bar
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>>95406273
it's been a few rainy days here. it's lucky we weren't rain delayed yesterday tbqh
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Two guys wearing MAGA hats at the Atlanta/Phillies game.
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>>95406446
>atlanta/phillies fans
>douches
Yeah. That sounds about right.
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>>95406446
I'm surprised they allow treason hats at ballgames.
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>>95406446
>migapedes
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Yay. Baseball.
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Are the Red Sox going to win again this year? I dont follow baseball but need to know thanks
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>steroids letting all the Yankees hit 30 HRs yet killing them softly

Kek
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>>95407078
>Yay. Baseball.
Yay!
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>>95407078
I don’t have many regrets in life. I do regret not taking my pupper to bark in the park (live one state over, about 3 hour drive, would HAVE to pay for parking pass, etc)
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Meanwhile in the NL East...
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>>95407268
How do you watch this shit
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>>95407238
Nats Pup in the Park is tomorrow. My dog is dead though. It hurts desu.
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>>95407415
What do you mean?
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>dodgers cant beat the FUCKING ORIOLES
>asstros cant score against chokeland

Just cancel the season and give the Yankees the trophy already. 122-51
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>>95407268
i literally don't get it
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>>95407107
Yes.
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>>95407584
it's not over dumbass
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>>95407571
Your mother and I aren't getting any grandchildren, are we, son?
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>>95407724
It's because you're uncultured.
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>>95407869
>Wanting to condemn your grandchildren to painful death because of current conservative government policies destroying the planet.
Why are you so selfish and cruel dad?
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Cuckservatives in this thread...just ugh.... Stupid republitards...ugh
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Our year bitches.

>loseton
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Why the fuck did that orilels pitcher just give up
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>if you dont like these anime boobies then youre uncultured
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>>95407930
the whole team gave up months ago, anon.
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>>95407969
Conservative spotted
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>why yes, I do watch anime, how could you tell?
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Would you fuck Recker and if so why?
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>This triggers the philistines.
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i hate zoomer politics
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>my favorite TV shows? I only watch anime because I have TASTE
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i see literally no situation in which the astros don't score
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>>95407808
Your season is over. We 122-51 now
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I'm chewing bubble gum and going conservative hunting...and I'm all out of bubble gum.
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>>95407896
Guaranteed you do more harm to the planet than any right winger has. Shave your neckbeard and get a job
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>someone post the anime draft I have more waifus to claim!
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Someone kill this conservative. I want his ass on a platter.
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Serve me his ass... And I'll tell you about his cons
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>>95408115
I have a job retard. My money just goes to me instead of some parasite that will hate me for what you did to the planet.
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>>95407584
Leave the Stankees to me
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Alright let's all practice our methods of calming down.
Breathe in. Hold
Breathe out.
Breathe in. Hold.
Breathe out.
This time make it longer.
Breathe in. *hold* *hold*
Breathe out...
Ah... We aren't so tense anymore
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>>95408279
The Braves aren't making it past the Division Series.
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How did Smoltz ever recover from this?
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gobOqy6d178
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>>95408351
They're winning the WS against the stankees.
>ACUNA HOMER
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>>95408412
The Yankees aren't making it either
Dodgers Astros
Astros in 6.
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>>95408351
Which >mad are you
Braves will btfo the birds
Or the Gnats
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Rangers playing spoiler for the rest of the season.
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>>95408451
Dodgers wont make it past the divisional series.
Shit team
Shittier fans
Shittiest franchise

Asstros are also shit the only reason they got a WS is because they got to play the shit franchise that is the >doyers.
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>>95408489
they also had to play the al
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>>95408489
Whoever wins the WC isn't beating LA
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>>95408510
Nationals and cubs and brewers are very capable assuming their bullpens don't fail
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>>95408501
Arcade league is utter shit
>>95408510
LA will choke. Wont even play more than 3 games
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>>95408534
so the whole league is shit?
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>>95408510
*if LA doesnt choke in regular season
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Houuuu aboard!
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>>95408546
NL is competitive but the BTFO out of each other giving the AL team that memes their way to the series an easy win.
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499 and new and shit
>>95408564
>>95408564
>>95408564
>>95408564
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Dodgers, Braves, Cardinals
Brewers, Mets

Yankees, Astros, Twins
A's, Indians

Mets>Brewers

A's>Indians

Mets>Dodgers
Braves>Cardinals

A's>Twins
Yankees>Astros

Mets>Braves
Yankees>A's

Mets>Yankees
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>>95408243
shave your neckbeard and stop drinkingsoy
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>>95408279
Yankees arent losing another game this season

We 122-51 now. 1996 and 1999 still trigger you?
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>>95408451
>he thinks are losing another game this season period

122-51



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