>khabib stumbles onto his stool, broken, his coaches voices ringing distant in his dumb muslim head>blood flows down into his eyes from his lacerated neanderthal forehead, his eyes already in pain from the late double eyepoke>his core on fire, not having the extra power of tiramisu to protect him from the onslaught of bodyshots>he was in a haze, his mind so stunned by the damage delivered that he could barely recall the words of the /heem/ meme that got him to accept such a dangerous task >"Name one....good...khabib..win..?" >he feels his coach help him to his feet, grateful as he doubted he could do it alone>looking across the cage, he sees the nightmare he is currently living. Tony Ferguson stares back>The second round begins
VAI TOMA NO CU KHABIB....................../´¯/)....................,/¯../.................../..../............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...').........\.................'...../..........''...\.......... _.·´............\..............(..............\.............\...AQUI É TONY PORRA
this is #1 duckery xDD
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Askren wins the rematch with Masvidal and then flushes Gooby. You cannot dispute this.
Would a full camp Al heem Khabib?
Hate him all you want, but he has NEVER ducked a fight.
>>95390095he literally has ducked every fight offered because muh non title fight muh no rematch muh not enough payout
I EM NOT DUCK
>Fought nate diaz: Lost but won the rematch >Fought the law: lost but won the rematch >Fought Jameson: Lost but won the war >Fought an old man: Lost the story but won the fight Conor beats canbib in the rematch and there is no doubt about it.
>>95390095*ducks a title defense*
>>95390095>>95390127>CONOR = CHICKENT>KHABIB = DUCK>TONY = ?FALCON?
>>95390061Ducks Unlimited is a wholly owned subsidiary of Ferguson Enterprises International; Ferguson Enterprises International, living rent free, in your head
>YOU CAN'T HIT HIM HE'S ALREADY OUT REF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF STOP THE FIGHT STOP THIS PLEASE STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
why khabib fears him so much?
>>95390227Tony is ducking Stipe
>>95390143You left out a chapter in his career, b.
>>95390095True. He's definitely no Khabob level ducker
>>95390179haha top-tier cawlmedy my man
>>95390268is the top one barboza?
>>95390268he wins the rematch
https://www.mmaweekly.com/ufc-octagon-girl-ban-australian-politicians-trying-to-make-it-happen-ahead-of-ufc-243What a country.
It's all so tiresome. Khabib will never fight Tony.
LET'S WRITE TONY'S SUICIDE NOTE ONE WORD A TIME SO HE COULD USE IT ONCE KHABIB DUCKS HIM AGAIN. I'LL START.Dear,
>>95390300Our politicians are the worst most horrible cretins in the entire world it's not surprising they'd have this stance, they hate fucking everything.
Defend Or Vacate
>>95390360>dear,Immediately fucked it up after typing one (1) word in your own native language.
>>95390300if i fart in a jar will it get banned in abostralia?
>>95390120CazzieLa reconquista de Aztlan a demorado 10 pies mad alto! :^)
>>95390385you're not thinking of >deer are you?
>>95390300It’s time to nuke that shithole
>>95390387Aggressive scents are unwelcome in that safe space.
>>95390300>LaborYeah, they're our socialist/SJW party.
You faggots doubted me when I wrote this last week....>"Khabib Nurmagomedov: UFC asked me to headline UFC 200 against Georges St-Pierre"Then this happened....>"Khabib turned down fight at UFC 200 because of Ramadan"You now remember this...>This is not the first time that Khaibib opted out of a fight because of Ramadan. Back in 2014, the Dagestan native rejected a fight with Donald Cerrone for exactly the same reason.Should we call Khabib a Duck now!?------------------You faggots now will burn in the pits of hell for all eternity! DOUBT ME NOW, FAGGOTS!
Khabib the type of guy
>>95390405How are you gonna say "Dear, [name]"... wtf is that comma doing there?
>>95390300they always ruin everything
>>95390038Wow he eats fries? I've been eating brown rice, chicken and broccoli 4 times a day for a week trying to lose weight. I have no energy, constant headaches and feel like I want to die.
>>95390300out of all the pressing issues facing a country. they make this a priority
>>95390415but petrol is welcome anytime.ass backwards country!
>>95390385>>95390438confirmed Chilean English superior to American>>95390360>Dear,>I just can't take it anymore,
Its funny there was a jew russian rapper who planned a concert in dagestan, khabib intervened and canceled it, because it was too degenerate for his people.
>Khabib's wife is actually a distant relative of his. In an interview with Russian newspaper Sport-Express, Khabib's father Abdulmanap confirmed the fact and even claimed that she already had the surname Nurmagomedova before they tied the knot.>In the future, Khabib could have more wives, with his muslim beliefs allowing him to have up to four.>His father has claimed that all men in their family get another wife when they are in their 50s or 60s. Both Khabib's father and grandfather had two wives.
>>95390436Khabib the type of guy to sneak tiramisu during ramadan
>>95390460Have you tried stopping eating?Maybe use a knife to cut your weight down.... oh... wait.
>>95390473Felix is a scholar
"Nex fite es boiger dubble chayz. Give me few dez guhys."It's been days. Khabib is pulling an El Cuck You-e on Tony getting a title shot isn't he?
>>95390519show his dick
>>95390519I'd heem her in Round 1, easily.
Khabib should buy a tiramisu factory to counter Canor's whiskey line
I stay on bus
>r1, tony and khabib begin to square off>light contact, feeling each other out>out of nowhere, Khabib delivers a powerful kick to Tony's leg>an explosion resounds throughout the stadium as Tony's body is gibbed and throw onto the crowd>the chip was real
>>95390499We already know who he's grooming to be his second wife! :^)
leave it penn, habbib's mine
>>95390499no wonder all the dagestani fighters look so inbred
>>95390170Something like a retarded platypus, probably
>>95390436Khabib is the type of guy to call out old retired welterweights and ask them to drain their body for a "legacy fight"
wtfwhered my indigenous feets edition herm thread goit was my turn
>>95390038that isn't bj pennwtf
Name an ex-fighter who looks worse than fat Nick Diaz
>>95390598>Five seconds is all it took to turn Askren from a draw to an irrelevant can
*lights out habbib's 20 secs into the fight*
>>95390633Joe rogan. Very rarely does a person physically repulse me like he does
>>95390583The mini Khabib stuff is weird as hell I'm surprised it's still going on
>>95390613>95390613>13What did Aldo mean by this?!?
If I was in the ufc I'd be such a beast bro. When I get in the zone I black out and just go beast mode. Noone could stop me when I'm like that
>>95390661that carbieber is a dirty mudslime pedo
>>95390658Hey Infidels,My name is Khabib, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever performed any suicide bombings? I mean, I guess it’s fun shooting random innocents in the streets for Allah, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of Clawja.Don’t be an American. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of Al Quaeda, and starter on my Sambo team. What sports do you play, other than “Canor McGregor Won The 3rd Round”? I also get undefeated fighting streaks, and have a banging hot 12 year old girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all infidels who should just kill yourselves in a horrible bombing. Thanks for listening. Inshallah.
>>95390666everybody has a plan until they get pee'd in the face
>>95390666this is the man to defeat BJ Penn
>>95390676Didn't he used to?
>>95390666>95390666>666>If I was in the ufc I'd be such a beast bro>such a beast>a beastWhat did satan mean by this?!
so sleepy right now
>>95390677Based, checked, and keked
Why does tony have a lot of russian fans?
>>95390645Schaub looked like "big brown" from the beginning>>95390647You are probably right. It's just we get used to how he looks>>95390652His shape is atrocious but he just look average. Nick looks like he got stung by bees>>95390660Didn't his wife kill him years ago?>>95390688Damn, he aged hard.
>>95390722shut the fuck up you commie fuck
Khabib have inspired me to become muslim. I will no longer be called Erik Stenström. My name is now Erik ibn-Suecia al-stenström.
>>95390684You would think that by how he talks, but in reality he just did some karate in a local gym or some shit. He acts like he's fought in a promotion before, but he's really only famous for hosting fear factor.
want michelle waterson to rub her pussy on my tongue desu
>>95390747this is the post
>>95390565i shit on bus
>>95390688This picture makes me sad. Why won't he just juice again? There's no way he's on trt in this pic right? Or did his body just fall apart?
>>95390613Aldo's the best.
>>95390747>ibn-Suecia>ebin suicidewhat did sweden mean by this?
>>95390747Now you must find a little girl to flex on all the infidels with like Khabib
>Mixed-style fighter (MMA) Khabib Nurmagomedov reacted to a statement by the head of Chechnya, Ramzan Kadyrov, about the role of Imam Shamil in the war with Russia in the Caucasus in the 19th century. He posted a comment post on Instagram.Nurmagomedov reminded of Imam Shamil’s manhood and how he received “ten through wounds” during the battles. “I swear by Allah, sometimes I feel ashamed because I know how far I am from just being like Imam Shamil,” the athlete wrote.>Earlier, on August 7, Kadyrov, in an interview with Chechnya Today, said that Imam Shamil rebelled against his country. When asked about his role in the fate of the Chechen people, the head of the republic answered that children, women and old people were dying because of him from cold and hunger. Post yfw Kadyrov imprisons Khabib in a labor camp
Heh, nothing personal, Goof.
>>95390770GH and his muscles stretched his skin too much. His skin in not elastic enough to restore because of his age too. His endocrine system doesn't work well too>>95390795They have been shitposting about this for months on Instagram. An average citizen of Caucasus behaves on Instagram like a Jordanian on heem.
>>95390840are you a muslim?
>>95390874Of course not
>>95390748Wrong, he owned his own school in boston, he's a taekwondo black belt, and on top of that he kickboxed for a good while and stopped because he if I remember correctly, started to get cte. You have no idea what the fuck you're talking about.
>>95390903Why are you caping for Rogan, of all people
>>95390748>At nineteen, he won the US Open Championship taekwondo tournament as a lightweight.[disputed – discuss] .He was a Massachusetts full-contact state champion for four consecutive years and became a taekwondo instructor. Rogan also practiced amateur kickboxing and held a 2–1 record; he retired from competition at 21 as he began to suffer from frequent headaches and feared worse injuries.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Rogan
>>95390903and while kickboxing he was doing stand up, and has apperaly done some other martial arts.
>>95390906FRITZ, YOU IDIOT!!
>>95390894must be pretty rough to lose fedor and be left with carbeep to represent your country
I would like to see Dustin vs Jose at 155.
>>95390960does this girl ever take this hat off
>>95390975I would like to see you shut the fuck up
>>95390960>dad why do I have to keep posing for these pictures>SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU WANT FOOD ON THE TABLE RIGHT>dad pls youre screaming again>SHUT THE FUCK UP, HOLD ON DANA'S ON THE PHONE AND HE WANTS 10 MINUTES OF YOUR ASS>dad I dont like mr Dana>SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO WHAT HE TELLS YA
>>95390999Put something in my mouth then.
>>95390960She got gorgeuos eyes and when her dad is done pimping her for the UFC she can earn real $$s for me
>>95390976She is missing the top of her skull, the hat is necessary to to protect her brain from the elements
>>95390960I can't even see them and I can tell her teeth are shit
is there a mini mcgregor to book a fight against mini carbeep?
>>95390975Poirier is too big for Aldo, didn't you see what he did to skinny ass Holloway
>Masvidal is a literal Joker incel-posterHahahahahahahaha
>>95391036she has big rabbit teeth
>>95390972Mma fans who stopped caring about him after he decided to come back after the retirement. He is a nice guy but as many other fighters the only thing he can do is to fight. In general, martial arts are not very popular here. Everyone wants to play football
>>95390268He did not duck one punch all night
>>95391048he was winning the standup game and decided to let holloway win
>>95391048Aldo slips punches a lot better than Max, it would bring the absolute best out of Aldo. And Poirier can push a pace on Aldo but it's unlikely enough to make Aldo gas. It would be such a great fight.
Does anybody fight shorter than Cerrone? He fights shorter than Artem, he's like a rock em sock em robot
>>95390960So is that kabib's wife, daughter, groupie? Never got the story there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA-2Q0Yc6lgIt's not gonna happen folks. The fight is cursed.
>>95390903>>95390939Sorry I didn't pay attention to your past Bullshido career Joe. Don't see how this is anything beyond doing taekwondo at his local gym. He only did Taekwondo for like 4 years. Taekwondo hardly makes you a fighter, especially when other people were mentioning people like Nick Diaz and Mark Coleman. If he had won a us wrestling tournament that would have been impressive, but not many people do taekwondo in the US besides kids bad at real sports.
>>95391175Joe could probably kick your ass.
Why is life so rough, boiz? Poirier was winning the story until he lost it.
>>95391142She lives in an empty studio apartment with her father in San Diego California the address of which is obtainable through a simple whitepages.com search. Get your picks in.
>>95391155Kevin Lee has too much European blood to larp as a black man.
>>95391194"Timeline" posts are one of the gayest things on reddit along with "le MMA gods" faggotry
>>95391007*feeds you a P3 Portable Protein Pack™, the official protein of the UFC*
>>95391188>Yeah bro Joe is so tough man he could kick your ass >Joe "This is my wife's daughter" Roganhttps://youtu.be/uLVMiR4S4Fs
>>95390365Then run for office you dumb fuck. Politicians have more power than even the Rothschilds why do you think they have to constantly bribe them. The one thing the Jews don't have is the courage to be out in the open. Run for office win, kick these faggots out.
>>95391194You need to be special kind autistic to get your mma fanfiction downvoted on reddit
>>95391127Shut up Luke
is this fucker really ducking Tony?
>>95391213how do you know about that shit?
>>95391250Shut up bitch
>>95391226Dude needs to lay off the test treatments, making him super emotional.
>>95391262She's been physically flushed since Colby dumped her
>>95390747Now go fuck a goat sandwich
In my favorite timeline, the Fertittas come back and buy the whole joint for like 11 cents on the dollar and then start a tournament that runs once every 4 years like the olympics and then they become the Real Olympics and then one day we use sport as a replacement for war and when Jesus returns he doesn't cast down the sinners because everything is cool and he just says "meh, fuck it, I'll stay here Dad"
I coomed, time to go to bed
>>95390947>IT'S CHOWDER I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU, ESPECIALLY THOSE OF YOU ON THE JURY!
>>95391278Colby was with her?
This next card actually looks like it will be good
>>95390460Cut back on rice/carbs and use protein drinks and greek yogurt as snacks. Drink coffee or take caffeine pills for energy if you lack it. If you drink alcohol, switch from beer to vodka and seltzer. I dropped 14 lbs in 3 months from doing this and my abs are starting to come in nicely.
>>95391243not really everybody want that fight already and would be risky to not give it ali always talk bullshit to piss off people, they are definitely fighting but I don’t think it will happen this year
>>95391339Colby fucked Paige, Valerie Loureda, Shinju Auclair, and Mackenzie Dern before they were with their current husbands/bfs.
>>95391306Tbh I'd actually enjoy a tekken style tournament where people have to fight over a few weeks to be crowned the king of iron fist and they all come from different regions. I guess that's what the ufc was now it's just mma every third day with a card full of nobodies.
>>95391348Or just have more variety. If you are hating your meals that will sap you of tons of energy. You get lethargic and tired and start to hate your own routine because the meals are shit. Learn to cook and hit your macros.
>>95391339He's probably thinking of Cody
>>95391339meant Cody kek
>>95390268>Lost but won enough money to be set for life
>>95391347Wow who would have known that all this time spent on /heem/ would finally pay off for my good old pal Coral. I guess it wasn't a waste after all.
Feel like 2020 is going to be the start of another really good few years of MMA like 2013-2016 after the pure dogshit that was 2017-2019.
>>95391377>>95391381Didn't realize they were together kek based Cody. Wish he wasn't flushed bros he was the only bantamweight I cared about.
>>95391391>won enough money to be set for life>enough money to be set for life>set for life>for lifeHe's already blew most of it that's why he's begging for another big fight
One of those days guys.
>>95391405You can't unflush a brain
>>95391405https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mLQ5oZqAUYhe dumped her ass too see 3:55
>>95391409Is this in your head canon?
>>95391359>dernugh, THE NEXT ROUSEY..That whole shit pissed me off.
>>95391347Finance major, I may have something in the works already but that's incredible kind of you. >>95391398I made some good friends on here, time not wasted at all.
>>95391409No he didn't
>>95391417What a Chad
>>95391377Manlets stay winnin
>>95391409>Begging for another big fightHe could fight an unranked shitter and it would be a draw. He wants Khabib again because he lost. He did the same thing with Diaz. Stipe did the same with DC.
>>95391436Not really sure what it is about Cody that reels in the thots but I remember watching 227 with a few normie whores present and they all commented on him being hot. Dont understand it bros but whatever.
>>95391458Women like a broken man, it gives them something to fix.
>>95391458He’s well groomed and generally good looking. A bit high maintenanced and punk rock dorky but still good looking
>>95391436tattoos and lean. They probably didn't realize he's a manlet though
>>95391486meant for>>95391458But he's not really a bad looking guy in general I guess.
>>95391457>>95391433>>95391421COPE he's burning his money on shitty whiskey and hush money from assaults.
>>95391409this is conors accountant
>fighting Tony and Gaethje back to back is Cowboy going to be the first person to die in the octagon?
>>95391432Surely you can name some of these good friends of yours?
>>95391510where is her mom?
>>95391512Canada, an Australian named Casey, another Floridabro that takes the picks.
>>95391511He will go out on his shield like a true Spartan.
>>95391497"You were interim champ. I'm now undisputed champ. Show me some respect, yes?" He asked. Before he can answer, he freezes as Khabib is in his face brushing his lips against his own. It's unexpected, but it doesn't feel weird. Again like in the fight, Khabib is demanding something from him and he feels to depressed to resist. He kissed him back, running his hand around his neck as his opponent brought their tongues together.Dustin could barely enjoy it, before the champ pulled back smiling. "Bathe, but don't put clothes on. You look nice, like this" Khabib said stroking his face, he got up, got his hat and walked out of the bathroom. Dustin grabbed his sponge and a bottle of gel, soaping himself clean. Until all the sweat, blood and fears were drowning in the tub.
>>95391458Younger girls seem to like guys who look like fuck ups and have a bunch of tattoos. It isn't until they get a little bit older that they start like more conservative looking men because they start to think about wanting a provider. That's just my take anyway. Cody also has a symmetrical face so I'm sure that helps and they probably don't realize he's a manlet, but he is right at the cut-off. It's not like Cejudo where he's a turbo manlet who consistently gets mogged by wmma fighters.
>>95391525easy see his last interview
>>95391521dude if I'm your friend why do you bully me all the time
>>95391511He'll be fine, cowboy is a heartlet he always gives up before he can get truly injured
>>95391548Friends rag on each other, at least mine did.
>>95391521Ah I see. So tell me what's been going on with you lately. Seeing any new girls recently?
>>95391545It's funny because cejudo isn't even a bad looking guy but I guess if you're 5'3" you are forever a joke to women
>>95391563yeah you're right bro, it's just pranks
>>95391511After Gaethje he will have fought Perry, Hernandez (yeah he's a shitter), Iaquinta, Tony, and Gaethje in a year's time. He's probably the only fighter you can accurately say never ducks anyone. He's probably the greatest journeyman of all time when you factor in how active he has been throughout his career.
>>95391534>writing fan-fiction about MMA fighters. Wew lad.
>>95391546So no proof then? Ok. Keep my boy's name out of your fat lips before I flush you. Got it?
Shev vs. Rousey, prime-for-prime. How does it go down?
>>95391553Why does her dad look like a 17 year old
>>95391575Just school and watching fights, gonna get back into BJJ to help with some depression. Nope, no new girls, the first one was a fluke.>>95391579That was a prank they're both with women.
>>95390300melbourne isn't a country
>>95391585just he like flushed a drunk Irish man right?>NOBODY CAN TAKE ME LEFF
>>95391592>That was a prank they're both with women.So was Rock Hudson, and where is he at now?
>>95391578At least he has a giant head though so that helps make him look bigger. At that height you really need money or power for women to take you seriously. This is probably why Cejudo is a gold medalist and a double champ. He has no time for women he's training and thinking about fighting 24/7. Just years of manlet rage channeled into a productive cause.
>Joe lauzon has a fight scheduledFor mentally retarded meatheads like Condit or Sanchez I can see why you would need to keep taking ass beatings to pay the Bill's but doesn't Joe have a compsci degree? Why is he doing this to himself?
>>95391616who is that
>>95391592Damn bro, sorry to hear that. Yeah, depression is lousy. I didn't know you did BJJ though. Gi or no gi?
>>95391615ya mad backwards cunt, you're like a woman with that phone
>>95391628gi, I had stopped recently but want to get back into it
>>95391585based conor fan
>>95391458>Not really sure what it is about Cody that reels in the thotsGood looking, fit, has money, is famous, trained fighter (can provide protection), tatted up (bad boy), etc. The only thing going against him is he's a manlet and a moron with CTE, which you wouldn't be able to tell really just from seeing him on television.
Freestyle wrestlers are shit at MMA, American folkstyle is vastly superior in combat and should be the international standard for competition.
>>95391627Heartthrob movie star from the 60's that turned out to be gay. I think he died of AIDS
>>95391653He did indeed die of AIDS, I guess I shouldn't be making references to people that nobody knows about
>>95391376That’s an overlooked good point. Also this may sound stupid, but a simple tip, just eat to the point where you are satisfied and not full or stuffed.
>>95391582>journeymanHe's a former champ and has only lost 2 fights in his professional career (20-2). He's not my boy, but he deserves a little more respect than being called a journeyman, especially with how often he fights and how entertaining his fights are.
>>95391682he was talking about cowboy cerronegaethje is a spic faggot
>>95391682he's talking about cowboy but gaethje is due for a steep decline the way he takes damage. He looked unheemable until he finally got heemed.
>>95391736Is that why Gaethje is so beastly?
>>95391750> glass jaw> glass body> beastly
man I wouldn't want another wife by the time im 50 or 60 just sounds like a pain
>>95391741Gaethje put an ungodly beating on Poirier and Alvarez who are both all time great YFC lightweights. Yeah he lost but he still hung in with them and put them through hell. He is definitely a firmly top 5 fighter and he deserves a title shot or at least an eliminator bout when he beats Cowboy.
which fighter is this?
>>95391741Oh, fer sure he's going to die from brain damage. He's worse than Schaub already.
>>95391750>Gaethje>recently beat Vick and Barboza>both canshaha, man, beast.
>>95391764>> glass jawhis jaw is pretty based but his dumbass Homer'd his way through punches. a weaker man would've been HEEM'd more. thankfully his defense is better now
>>95391736>>95391741Oh shit, my bad. I shouldn't post when I'm fucked up. Yeah, Cowboy is the embodiment of a journeyman fighter.
>>95391776any fighter that is suspended
>>95391774Ya I wasn't trying to diminish his accomplishments in the ufc. I hope to see him fight for the title before that steep decline comes if it does.
>>95391741ummm no sweety, gaethje is looking better than ever
Someone post Dustin heeming Khabib
name one good gaethje win
>>95391987all of them, dude's a super exciting fighter to watch
I stopped pretending and finally made peace with the fact that dustin won against khabibHave you?
>>95391995is this what happens when you're boy will never become champion?
>>95392011Listen, you have to stop copingDustin won
>>95390038Worst edition of the week so far
I did not care for Griffin vs. Bonnar.
>>95391995take away the rear naked choke and khabib didn't win that fight.
>>95391468Just not broken enough you beat them. Trust you and me. They want the complicated man not the bore.
>>95392031Like most old fights, they don't age well at all.
>>95392031Jon Jones shouldn't even be in the top 5 p4p.
>>95392031It's an overrated fight but you gotta remember that back then people used to boo like crazy whenever a fight went to the ground
Does anyone have the webm of when dustin knocked khabib out in the 4th?
All things considered, Kimbo vs. Dada is the greatest mixed martial arts bout of all time.
Im a Masvisexual
>>95392100>>95392026>>95391995Didn't laugh. Try harder.
>>95392229Im not joking
>>95392131>two men entered the cage>both almost died>Dada's heart stopped>he resurrected>Kimbo died a few days laterTRULY A KINO FIGHT
God I wish I were taller
>>95392257Go to bed Henry
>>95392257i wish god were taller
>>95392001Anyone have the one where he heems the camera lady?
If cejudo starts eating 10 big mac's a day for a couple of weeks what are his chances at the lightweight strap?
>Khabib isn't fighting TonyFuck this boy
Literally the only thing Tony has that can threaten Khabib is his cardio. You are past denial if you legitimately believe his retarded schitzojitzo is going to work against someone who isn't a can
All things considered and in many more ways then one, Ben could potentially win the rematch, get the WW Strap and then move up and take the MW strap as well before having a superfight with Khabib at WW again, all by 2020's end.
>>95392342the hope is his elbows from the bottom will khabib and his scrambles will make khabib work hard than he wants too eventually causing khabib to gas then it's finally tony time.
>>95391987gaethje has literally never lost a fight
>>95391553Purge the slavs
>>95392367Nobody is ever in a position to elbow khabib. He doesn't settle into guard like Lee did. He's either posting up high to strike from guard or actively working to pass. Tony will have very little opportunity to work those elbows from the bottom.
>>95392367>muh elbows from the bottomoh fer sur khabib loves to chill out in everyones guard. tony's only chance is catching him with some unorthodox shit on the feet early on
>>95392283Fucker got mogged by a lady
ferguson will take khabozo to snapdown city and anaconda choke his inbred head off
Why isnt there a fighter using a Evil Clown theme like Doink?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHxojwPs2IM
>>95392419Yeah, and Gus will win the rematch, right Swede?
>>95392411Cejudo is very un-subtly trying to use this gimmick to flirt with Valentina. Its sad!
>>95392428They're waiting for the Joker movie to drop, then Cejudo is going to do it.
>>95392361Oh for sure Asscreamed is a better wrestler than Yoel
Tony has looked beatable in the past several timesKhabib has never looked beatable
>>95392411valentina is a cunt, shit was uncalled for, not even funny.
>>95392429with matyushenko? hunner percent
>>95392438What's even more sad is Gastelum trying to insert himself into the situation and getting left hanging on a high five by Valentina.
>>95392438Well hey, he got to get choked by her and we don't.
>>95392428I thought that was Ferguson's gimmick?
>>95392450Tony has had to fight through adversity in the Octagon, Khabib never has. Who will handle it better if their fight turns into a dogfight?
>"And you know that's always the question with a rising star like Adesanya—is can he deliver when the moment finally arrives. You know we saw what happened with someone like Darren Till in his fight against Woodley, the way he wilted under that opportunity... there's that leg kick again by Adesanya">"Joe, he's really finding his range with that but Whittaker has been—ooh! right there! you see!? with that slip, and that right hand, Whittaker's been finding that all night as well. Israel's gonna need to adjust to that if he wants to do this for five rounds">"Exactly, when you've got a guy like Robert Whittaker in front of you, you can't afford to make mistakes like that. And I think Adesanya knows that, you see he—">*commentating team laughs*>"Yeah he pointed, he knew it! Props to Whittaker">"And you've gotta give it to Adesanya there, always a showman">...>"OH! another right by Whittaker, he's found his range there! OHH HEADKICK! OH HE'S ROCKED, ISRAEL WALKED RIGHT ONTO THAT!">"OH WHITTAKER'S PUTTING THE PRESSURE ON HERE JOE!">"HE KNOWS THAT—">"THAT'S RIGHT! HE KNOWS HE'S GOT HIM HURT HE'S PICKING HIS SHOTS, LOOK AT HIM staying patient, stalking Israel against the cage—OHHH!! THAT'S IT HE'S ON HIM, HE'S ON HIM!">"NASTY ELBOWS! OH! OH MY GOD! THIS IS GUNNA BE STOPPED! WHERE'S THE REF THIS—">"THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT!">"WELL AND HERB DEAN HAS CALLED A STOP TO THIS CONTEST HERE RIGHT IN THE LAST MINUTE OF OUR THIRD ROUND AND PERhaps to the surprise of no one Robert Whittaker has put on a champion display here for the home crowd in Melbourne, Australia!"
a bunch of insufferable faggots
>>95392475Oh so now the Tibau fight wasn't adversity? Conor never won the third round? It's not like getting dropped every fight like Fergucan but Khabib has had some obstacles
>>95392523pretty based desu, you must hate fun.
does GSP flush Khabib?
Tony Ferguson the type of guy to flush a fart
>>95390300I'm honestly shocked that UFC held on to ring/octagon girls for this long front and center of all the events. It's a matter of time until UFC as a company bans them, not just a particular country. Look what happened to F1...
>>95392028Somebody png this
Other than the obvious memes involving Conor and the Alpha male manlet wars, what are some of the best UFC fights in the last 5 years in terms of stories of the fight and overall fight quality?
Tony the type of guy to hear people in his walls and have everybody just forget about it
>>95392549GSP's wrestling is too one dimensional. Khabib definitely couldn't finish him, but he'd probably win a dominant decision.
>>95392541>you must hate funi hate seeing that stupid shit spammed on every mma related video, it's either this or some dumb comment about luke rockhold's chin
>>95390143Conor has nothing for Khabib. He's giving up size and has no ground game. Conor literally can't beat Khabib
>>95392596To be frank I can't think of one I remember fondly. If I ever really like a guy and want him to win he gets flushed and embarrassed.
>>95392596If I'm being honest, the Nunes Cyborg had a great story and got me off the couch screaming with the way it ended, that was a great story and an even better fight, men's or women's. It got me wee little pecker hard
>>95392619This time Conor won't be afraid of the takedown. He'll read Khabib's feint, step back, and unload the left hand down the middle. Lights out. Goodnight.
>>95390143Truth.Consider this, Conor has NEVER lost a rematch and Khabib has literally NEVER won a rematch
>>95390499How does that work demographic wise? Do 60% of men never marry while the other 40% have multiple wives?
>>95392654Pretty much how it works here too tobh
People tell me Khabib is undefeated but didn't he lose the story to Tibau and the 3rd round to Conor?
>>95392654probably high mortality rate for men in that region m8
>>95392667he straight up lost to Tibau
>>95392596When bisping knocked out Rockhold I fucking stood up and clapped for 20 minutes shouting "THATS MY BOY"
>>95392627t. Multiple boys at AKA
>>95392667Tibau lost the fight, the story and ultimately the war when Makhachev heem deded him. Conor won the third round, but Khabib won the story of the third as well as the overall story. The war is yet to be determined but Khabib has a strong hold on it
>>95390685I would be so much more ambitious and productive knowing I could have another wife at 50
>>95392523Tony the type of guy to make this faggot go full SEETHE mode Ps rockhold has no chin
My boy? Conor Mcgregor.
Jorge Masvidal has more professional boxing wins than gooby
>>95392721Cowboy and Conor have the same boxing records
>>95392710funny coming from you, the dork that had been sperging out non-stop about masvidal and diaz fighting for a belt
>>95392641>has only ko'd cutbabby manlets his entire career >couldn't even ko a geriatric with a clean left the old man wasn't expecting >thinking he'll even hurt khabib with those pillows he calls fists Kek
Kahabib has proven now that he is the biggest active drawl in the UFC (only goob has made that much in a fight before), and he no longer needs conor for money and hype. What purpose could there ever be for a rematch from his perspective
>>95392707Would you have 4 Japanese wives or would you mix it up? I'd have a jap, kebab, white woman and a negress
>>95392679did I miss the rematch? FUUUCK
>>95392743Get your schizophrenia checked by a doctor my guy, it's making you paranoid beyond belief
Are they going to design a new belt for this BMF shit? I really hope so because if I ever see that faggot Nate Diaz with an actual real UFC belt wrapped around his waist I am officially done with this sport.
My boy? Kelvin Gastelum
>>95392758I'd mix it up so that the novelty of different-looking races activates my libido faster. This is nofap science 101.
The exact moment Khabitch lost
>>95392756from his perspective? there is none. but his perspective is really not that important, because this is a business.
>>95392798pretty basedthat guy sounded like a massive cuck
Colby vs Edwards would be a really good fight
>>95392798lol @ that "eugh" sound. How strong do you have to be to knock somebody out or at least daze them with clean strikes?
>>95392798Imagine getting knocked out by a nigga in overalls That dudes life is O V E R
>>95392798>wearing overalls in the middle of the streetdo burgers really do this?
>>95392844>How strong do you have to beprecision beats power
>>95392798This is the only way to deal with this kind of situation. Personally though I'd have let off a front kick right up the middle.
>>95392862sopa de macaco
>>95392798>Copping an assault felony just because someone tried beta orbiting your gfLiteral shitskin tier brainlet. ISHYGDDT
>>95391653>>95391664He caught it from a blood transfusion. There's no proof that he was gay.
>>95392918it was super necessary
>>95392918and YES, Askren IS my boy
>>95392927It’s known he was gay. It’s not just inferred because of the AIDS thing
>>95392798Homeboy tried talkin' up his girlie... that heem was super necessary. Give that man the BMF belt!
Boxing was the worst thing for Conor. It's funny how everyone thought taking a year off to focus on pure boxing would make him even better in MMA. He's so much slower and more flat footed now.
>>95392989Conor learned the hard way that boxing is not real fighting and in no way is it a real sport.
>>95392943Oh damn, you're right. Apparently I had only read the disinformation about it. There was a lawsuit and everything.
>>95392989oh fer sher he's less conditioned because of boxxing, no other terdiary facters b
CORAL MCDONALDYOURE TAKING EVERYTHING I WORKED FOR MOTHERFUCKERIMA FIGHT YOUR FUCKIN ASS
Khabib is undefeated
>>95392989he'll flush Poirier again
>>95393071bullshit, he's landed multiple 12 to 6's, we don't have competent ref's anymore
>>95393065You'll do nuttin'
Khabib loses all rematches
>>95392596Most recent one for me is Cowboy vs. Al>OMG AL IS SUCH A MUNSTER A BEAST WENT 5 ROUNDS WITH KABIB>looks like a fucking toddler for 5 rounds straight
>>95392989for some reason people need to be reminded that conor continued training mma when he was preparing for mayweather
>>95392596Honda vs. Betch got a sticky. Don't pretend it didn't
2019; I am forgotten...
>>95393158I remember you, Jesus Sky
Literally every mma fighter is a can, prove me wrong
>>95393158Vitor Belfo? Can't say I know the guy.
>>95393176not a single one of em has ever killed a guy in prison, how tough could they be?
>>95393184Joe son killed his cellmate you cazzie
>>95393195when's his next fight?
>>95393230fighting a false conviction as we speak
>>95393218it doesn't count if you killed the guy after your "career" was shitcanned, you gotta be in the ring as an actual killer, he goes to the dining hall as an actual killer
>>95393195Joe son has a tiny penis though, which automatically makes him a can and a wuss(same with max holloway)
>>95393251Don't talk about my boy like that.
>>95393251>(same with max holloway)When I saw the bush, I honestly got frightened. I didn't know a penis could be completely hidden by half an inch of pubes. Ruined my day.
>>95393251is that his dick or his thumb
>>95393282That's a Hawaiian snake nigga
>>95393251I've unironically seen bigger clits and bigger labia. Feel so bad for Max but at least he seems happy and has somehow managed to reproduce. Maybe he's an extreme grower.
>>95392820Yeah, a business where two parties need to sign a contract. If he is unwilling, there is no business
>>95393120Still whupped Kevin Pee though
>>95392918Why do autistic incels immediately think about felony charges as soon as the possibility of violence comes up?
>>95393431because you can get arrested and put in jail for it? my cousin went to jail for a year in high school because of a similar situation
>>95393431Because they were brought up in feminized school systems which over penalize violence so they enter the real world thinking any form of physical confrontation will result in "going to jail for assault" despite the fact that literally nobody ever serves jail time for a random barfight/other fistfight.
>>95393431>thinking about the potential consequences of your actions before doing something needlessly risky makes you an autistic inceluh, ok...
>>95393473>he thinks about consequences and doesn't just act on impulselow t confirmed
https://youtu.be/KpGoH8MGnioHoly shit why do journalists ask such retarded fucking questions
>>95393471>despite the fact that literally nobody ever serves jail time for a random barfight/other fistfight.Yeah, that's not true. You can unironically, unintentionally kill someone just by one punch if they land their head on the concrete in the right way. It's rare, but it does happen. Is it really worth going to jail for several years and ruining your life for that? Are you even familiar with the concept of risk/reward?Luke Thomas spoke about this when the video of Gooby punching an old man came out. He says you tend to grow out of this behaviour as you get older because the older you get the more times you see that shit can really go wrong as you keep engaging in risky behaviour. Gooby's still mentally an adolescent. He's managed to act like this and nothing really terrible has happened to him yet.
>>95393559>what's something i can ask that makes me stand out but hasn't been asked by the 500 guys before me
I OFFER YOU THIS
>>95393526>acting like a literal jungle nigger in public is somehow something to be admired
>>95393567>imagine this goes through your head when a super necessary event happens
>>95392918yep, would have simply been better to say "she's taken, incel basedcuck" and he would have been btfo harder and left.
>>95393580>Donald cerrone never lost a fight
Rizin just uploaded the latest episode of their Confessions series, mostly about Gucci's deletion. It's great stuff as usual brehshttps://youtu.be/ax47QiFb6o0
>>95393471>>95393567>>95393601Here's an article about people unintentionally getting killed from just WAN PUNCH:https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38992393>Many one-punch killings involve young men, often in drink-fuelled, random acts of violence.>But Finola Farrant, a criminologist at the University of Roehampton, said the circumstances of cases often varied dramatically.>These can range from unprovoked assaults, to people who have landed fatal blows in self-defence.>In some cases arguments between close friends have resulted in a fatal punch.>Last October, Richard Eveleigh was jailed for killing his best friend of 45 years, Paul Lightowler, with a single punch in what the court heard was a "silly" row.Imagine accidentally killing your lifelong best friend cause you're too much of a fucking subhuman impulsive ape to be able to control your behaviour and think about the very simple consequences of your actions.Some people seriously should be sterilised.
>>95393583Dude you get bullied in school or something? You cant just let people fuck with you whenever they want because 'uhh if I hit dem der hed could hit concrete'. The cops will laugh at you if you go to them, unless you get stabbed they dont want go spend our valuable tax dollars on the case of the big mean jerk
what will become of el cucuy after his second loss in the ufc to khabib? How badly will he lose, and how flushed will he get after the loss? I suspect a Chris Benoit situation.
>>95393636this is not trueyou are lying to appear tough and giving people dangerous advicecops love targeting these kinds of crimeshardcore organized crime and ethnic gangs are what they don't "waste their time" with.
>Dude you get bullied in school or something? You cant just let people fuck with you whenever they want because 'uhh if I hit dem der hed could hit concrete'. The cops will laugh at you if you go to them, unless you get stabbed they dont want go spend our valuable tax dollars on the case of the big mean jerk
>>95393636Uh, what? Can you type this reply again in English, Pierre/Wang/Pajeet?
>>95393636Stop, you're embarrassing our country further
>>95391229with what campaign funding mugginsyou're not in their little kiddie fucker clubby and rich kikes don't have you in their pockets
>>95393680If you're good enough you can secure that money. If you can't win people over, you're a shit politician
>>95393673Our country is run by someone who would have allowed the beta to steal his girl, especially if he was a paki
>>95393636>. The cops will laugh at you if you go to them, unless you get stabbed they dont want go spend our valuable tax dollars on the case of the big mean jerkNo.t. Cop
>>95393687give me unlimited money and mates in the media and I can smear the shit out of you look how much amerimutts and drones the world over loathe Trump, they'd kill the man if given the chance and for what? what did he really do? pretty clean
Punching a man out of anger is cringe.Slapping a man out of rage is based.
>>95393699he didn't have to accept it, but he could have bantered him away with his silver tongue
>>95393700Yes.t. King of police
>>95393704for me it's nipple cripple with laser accuracy, followed by a vicious back of the arm pinch, a backhand flick to the bollocks and as he's reeling your mate slips behind him and extends his arm through the legs for a full gooch lift
>>95393711That is true. Banter is the mouth's fist
>>95393644Trick question. The matchup will never happen. Tony will pull out with an injury. Khabib will defend the title 2 or 3 more times, once against Conor then maybe someone like Gaethje and maybe a non-title superfight with GSP then retire. Tony will retire not long after that due to injuries and mental problems. Once both retire, the new era for the lightweight division will see Gregor Gillespie emerge as the new undefeated king of the division and he'll go on to have a GSP like reign of relatively boring dominance but with less mainstream appeal.Cap this post.
>>95393716Just thinking of the future
>>95393733gillespie is too small
>>95393711>>95393603>>95392918Gonna have to agree with these anons. He could have just told the guy to fuck off and ended the situation right there. Chimping out for no good reason isn't admirable behavior.
>>95393733It's all so tiresomehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA-2Q0Yc6lg
Since we cannot trust any sources and there is so much speculation, is there a way to solve who pulled out of Khabib v Ferguson by using modal logic?
I could see Nick Diaz making a lot of noise at 205
>>95393761well Tony isn't a poof and will fight a top 10 fighter 3 months after a full knee reconstruction so there it is
>>95393761yes, khabib smash dorito shaped balding nigga
Gaethje seems a little on the spectrum
>>95393769>>95393771There is not even an if/then here........
>>95393580Okay great, everyone's cool and the gang, but not so fast
>>95393779if you (you) me again with this bollocks then I'll heem you into a living death and then heem you all the way
Cowboy is gonna get G-G-G-G-G-G-GADOOOOOOOOOOOSHEDThrow him in the toilet with Till and Askren
>>95393779the fight is cursed, no one's fault. The universe doesn't want this fight to happen, like it's protecting someone. The real question is who is the universe protecting tony or khabib?
I will put my shinbone on your brainstem and launch you through the ephemeral curtain to join the crowd invisible
>>95393789I ALREADY WANT TO HEEM EVERYONE EVEN MYSELF YOU CAN'T ADD ANYTHING TO THIS>>95393793Que? Santeria?
>>95393792I guess you havent heard... dude's a father now
>>95393807the fights not happening because I say so. They both pulled out because don't worry about it.
>>95391142god all three I hope
>>95393818Completely sound according to Kripke.
I will collapse your occipital and render the contents behind it a fine paste with one elbow strike
>>95390120Once the fight is announced, he'll make it. That being said, he's a can.
I'll fist your ass
>>95390038If and ONLY IF Khabib finishes Tony, i'll accept him as lw goat and 2 p4p after Jones
for shure the guy who got dominated by a staph infested kevin lee for an entire round has a chance against khabib, b
Gaethje beats both Khabib and Tony tobh
>>95391458He's good looking and in shape and not a pussy. What more is there for a braud to want?
>>95393858literally no chance he sucks shit
Abdulmanap has a tuna can-sized penis
>>95393863yeah, he loses to any other legit guys in that division but stylistically he beats both top guys
don't see how Gaethje wins desu, he's sloppy and like Matt Brown found out your chin will be deleted by one headkick regardless of how good it is
>>95393863Tony got dropped by Canthony PooPiss. Gaethje would flush him.
>>95392450Khabib got rocked by Dustin Poopier he looks very beatable
>>95393883gaethje got more than rocked by dustin poopier
I smoked a joint with Tristan Connelly in 2017, dont know him that well Im actually cheering for his opponent
>>95393875Name one good pressure fighter Cowboy beat
>>95393858>Gaethje beats Tony>Lost to Eddie Alvarez and Dustbin PoopierWader we evun duin heur b?
>>95393888You're not wrong b, nice trips
If Canboob never has a single fight at WW I will never consider him worthy of the slightest respect, Mark Hunt fought at HW for God's sake, show some pride man!
>>95393894>What are stylesYour MMAth doesn't even work because Eddie and Poirier would both flush Tony, retard.
>>95393883>Khabib got rocked by Dustin PoopierHe literally didn't. Is that the joke?
>>95392450Khabib is massively beatable on the feet the problem is you have to have good takedown d to stop him from pussying out into a takedown or be a more aggressive fighter who is a wrestler who can go after him first because you can't keep defending takedowns one will eventually hit and he's very quick and good at getting low, he is hard to drop on his way in. Id seriously just like to see colby drop weight and fight him.
>>95393905He's had 2
>>95390300Australian Caliphate soon
>Conor is Apollo Creed>Khabib is Drago>Tony is RockyWhen did you realize Tony is the main character of the overarching story and will save us from having a Russian Muslim champ?
>>95393633Thanks for reminding me to watch Br Bro
>>95393908>Eddie is in one FC>Poopier cried after tapping to tiramisuOk just like cowdad beats Tony right?
>>95393909Literally? Not figuratively? Not metaphorically? Not philosophically? Like literally literally? He literally didn't in a literal sense of the word literally? Like literally? Literally you're literal fucking faggot. Literally.
why is tony ferguson popular in russia?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YY7GTU2akDQ&t=257s
>>95393909>Can't even accept Khabib got rocked by Michael Johnson and Dustbin PoopierOk bud
>>95392756Because he thinks he will probably win which would sediment him in the question for goat. If he's doing what he says trying rk be the goat he'd bite.
>>95393936Oh for sure don't get wobbled by Lando Vannata my guy
>>95393947Tibau won both the fight and the story
>>95393940>>95393947Post the moment, even just the time as a reference, of the fight when he was rocked. It didn't happen.
>>95393953How did that fight end? My memory is hazy
>>95393903literally got 888 trips yesterday as well>>95376888You can call me Triple 8 from now on
>>95393968Oh for sure don't get boxed up and dropped by Michael Johnson my bee he's a hunerd persent p-p-peach for sure
>>95393914ok nvm, he can crush cans at ww I don't give a fuck just so long as he did it
>>95393944Because no Western nation actually likes muzzies and they know Tony will be the one to beat the sheep fucker
>>95393431Because going to prison because someone ayod you in public is literally the most nigger behavior on the planet. Might as well yell worldstar. The only acceptable reasons for a white man to go to prison are for revolution.
>>95390775Needs a trash under the flag shoop
>>95393914> At some shitty Russian promotionYou forgot this part
>>95393680Poor people get elected all the time. Or if you're too much of a brainlet to beat someone in an election you can secure a high position just by climbing the ladder. Government is filled entirely with sjw brainlets it's easy to get selected over them for good positions.
>>95393966How about in the second round when Dustin had him stumbling backwards like a pidgeon on ice skates, scared for his life?
>>95393915Dat melted face
>>95392798Good lead hook. For a faggy looking guy that was a surprisingly good shot selection.