>>95388541WTF! Is this true?
>mfw he comes back an wins another one for ferrari
has he been in a come since 2014?
>>95388541this will make normies paranoid about secret super expensive medical treatments for millionaires normal people can't get
>>95388541Oh look, it’s another “tabloid makes uncited claims about Schumacher being in a non-vegetative state and gets the shit sued out of them” episode
when he wake up, he ask his wife to shut up, make a sandwich and show him the dvd of wc 2014.
How was the new Star Wars movie?
>>95388971more like tabloid misleading people for clicksthe nurse just confirmed soemthing that happened months agoschumacher didnt 'wake up' he was already wake before going to france
potato has evolved into..genetically modified potato!
>>95388541I thought he was dead, has science gone too far?
>>95388837American behaving, he is moaning things with a weird voice and empty eyes
you better get ready for it
>>95388627should have replaced Vettel two years ago desu
>>95388541what if one day he uploads a youtube video, talking and what notthat be cool i think
>you've gained 2000 maniaplanets since you've been away!
>>95388541>'conscious as fuck' is now a medical termlmao the world is ending fucking zoomers
>>95388541>*wakes up*>*sees current state of ferrari*>*right back into potato*
>>95388837just woke up from anaesthesia, doesn't mean he is "conscious"
>>95389449at least he's not woke
>>95388541>conscious as fuckbased
>>95388837able to silently cry again when he sees the lake outside his home
>>95388837able to receive sustenance from a feeding tube
>>95388541He's conscious af
>>95388541he took some time off the clock to beat the rock. now remove vettel please
He hoovered up Hubert's soul last week, and half of Correa's. Add that to Bianchi's he harvested a few years ago and he's growing stronger. Stem cell therapy is just a smokescreen.
>>95388837he can feel when the nurses beat him off now
Soon woke af
>>95388959everyone already knows those exist, why do you think every billionaire lives until he's 95 while cycling through 22 year old "models"
>>95388541>stem cellSchummy is dead, what a shitty treatment that is, expensive.Somebody call a chiropractor and this guy will get on his feet by 90 days.
>>95388541Why do they refuse to let this nigga go? They hid him for five years because he's too fucked up, likely a vegetable. That's no quality of life whatsoever. And now he's "conscious" probably like the Schiavo broad was "conscious". Whatever fancy stem cell ass injection treatment they invented is doubtful to do anything.
This is like something out of an Outer Limits episode
Glad that old cunt is a cabbageFuck him cheating cunt
>>95388837means he can finally blink his eyes to his wife requesting machines to be upluged and end his suffering
>>95388541Did they try turning him off and on?
Do you guys think Michael's wife is fucking guys on the side?
>>95389330christ, how this has no >you yet is beyond me; top tier post
>>95395115She went back to her ex Frentzen
>you’ve been in a coma for six years>thank you for keeping me alive miss>did you just assume my gender>wha->*gets sued for emotional damages*
>>95389437Based and trackmaniapilled.
>>95394105maybe everybody should cylce through 22 year old models
Even if he comes back from the coma, he'll never gopro again.
Would he be allowed to drive a car remotely via mind control? Is an brain a athlete?
>>95388541What if it's like that south park episode and god needed shcumi to win f1 race against satan
>>95389330HAHA! GUTER BANTER HANS! EINFACH GENIAL HAHA!
>>95389109>>95389330>>95389717>>95395077>>95395560/sp/ ""humor"" of everybodylook at the absolute state of this board
>>95389330German humor at its best
>>95394244Terry Schaivo was some literal who. Schumi won a mountain of cash over his career. They can use that to fund every mad treatment and just see what happens.
>>95394528Hi Eddie Irvine
>>95395930and we try our best !
>>95395930/sp/ ""humor"" of everybodylook at the absolute state of this board
>Michael Schumacher 'conscious' affucking millenial headlines
>>95388541what will be his first words in his first public appereance?
>>95397429>villeneuve was better than me
>>95397429Sloth love chunk
>>95397429Kept you waiting, huh?
>>95388837Understands that the US legal system is just a facade for modern slavery through for-profit-prisons and amendment 13.
>>95388837Faster than Vettel on the simulator
>>95388541häkkinen should drive a wooden stake through schumi's undead vampire heart already
>>95397274the virgin wokecel vs "conscious" Schumi
>>95397429he won't make a public appearance cause then everyone would see what a drastically better healthcare you get with more money
Knowing how you end up, would you rather live the life of Michael or Ralf?
did the stem cells give him a baby brain?
>>95400139It's better to burn out than it is to rustt. Neil Young
>>95400139Michael will live the second part of his life as a genetically enhanced post-human
>>95388837consciousness is an illusion dude
>>95395133Did she actually?
>>95388837he requested a big blunt of dank weed by saying "ayyy lmao"
>>95388837he knows now
>>95400452Consciousness is the only thing that is evidently not an illusion
>>95400780consciousness is a spook
>>95388837Can move his weiner without external stimulation.
>>95395115Yep right there next to his bed.
"so what has happened since December 2013?"
>>95395115>on the sideDoubt she has to be too secretive.
>>95388541>Damn, i've been a vegetable for the best part of a decade, how many league titles have Liverpool won since my accident?
>>95401022we walked on the moon michael, the fucking moon !
>>95401022*does the zoomer dance*
>>95401094*back to coma*
>consciousyou mean completely paralyzed and mentally retarded but at least you can look around? id rather be dead
>>95401125>completely paralyzed>mentally retardedHe doesn't know any better... people in white suits change his poopoo, some famialiar woman looks over them constantly, and some guy comes to watch vroom vroom something
>Michael Schumacher conscious af
But are we ready for him?
>>95388837he took the bogpill
>>95395930>Morbidly obsese american pissed off at light banter
>>95401022Quality Street is now half the size
>>95395560Eric post my dude!
>oh boy corinna i can't wait to hear all about the things i've missed in the f1 in the last few years>vettel is in a ferrari now? truly he is my heir,has he caught up to me in world championships yet?>no? who could possibly beat a german in a ferrari?>no corinna,it's mclaren not mercedes. mercedes is the shit car i drove in for a laug->what>you're telling me lewis hamilton has won the wdc in that shit car for the last 5 years and is about to catch up to me?>he didn't win all of them? that's good to hear,i thought for a second ferrari was now irreleva->R-Rosberg won one too?>there's only been one ferrari win in monza in the last five years and it wasn't even vettel?>kill me
>>95388837he knows Epstein was murdered
>>95388837He said "nine eleven was an inside job by the MIC to further advance laws that control the population while keeping them scared so they feel the need of the government and conveniently erase trillions of debt from the military by targeting the precise area on the pentagon where an investigation of such activities were taking place, using a missile disguised as an airline jet"
>>95406961Taken my speechTaken my hearingTaken my armsTaken my legsTaken my soulLeft me with life in hell
>>95408059sick Papa Roach lyrics, brah
>>95408715You IDIOT FUCK YOU SO BAD I WANNA RIP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS THEN PISS IN YOUR EMPTY HEAD
>>95388541>Michael Schumacher 'conscious' afNice, he's pretty conscious then
>>95414061This. So much this
>>95389449Learn to read you silly britbong af-ter
>>95388837He asks for race war and to go full 1488 mode.
>>95395930>he doesn't know about german humor>criticizes humor anyway
>>95406992Epstein isn't even dead
Do you guys think he will win the F1 again?