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Welcome back!
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>>95388541
WTF! Is this true?
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>mfw he comes back an wins another one for ferrari
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has he been in a come since 2014?
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define "conscious"
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>>95388837
Cabbage
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>>95388541

this will make normies paranoid about secret super expensive medical treatments for millionaires normal people can't get
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>>95388541
Oh look, it’s another “tabloid makes uncited claims about Schumacher being in a non-vegetative state and gets the shit sued out of them” episode
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when he wake up, he ask his wife to shut up, make a sandwich and show him the dvd of wc 2014.
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How was the new Star Wars movie?
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>>95388971
more like tabloid misleading people for clicks
the nurse just confirmed soemthing that happened months ago
schumacher didnt 'wake up' he was already wake before going to france
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potato has evolved into..genetically modified potato!
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>>95388541
I thought he was dead, has science gone too far?
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>>95388837
American behaving, he is moaning things with a weird voice and empty eyes
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you better get ready for it
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>>95388627
should have replaced Vettel two years ago desu
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>>95388541
what if one day he uploads a youtube video, talking and what not
that be cool i think
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>you've gained 2000 maniaplanets since you've been away!
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>>95388541
>'conscious as fuck' is now a medical term
lmao the world is ending fucking zoomers
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>>95388541
>*wakes up*
>*sees current state of ferrari*
>*right back into potato*
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>>95388837
just woke up from anaesthesia, doesn't mean he is "conscious"
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>>95389449
at least he's not woke
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>>95388541
>conscious as fuck

based
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>>95388837
able to silently cry again when he sees the lake outside his home
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>>95388837
able to receive sustenance from a feeding tube
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>>95388541
He's conscious af
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>>95388541
he took some time off the clock to beat the rock. now remove vettel please
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He hoovered up Hubert's soul last week, and half of Correa's. Add that to Bianchi's he harvested a few years ago and he's growing stronger.

Stem cell therapy is just a smokescreen.
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>>95388837
he can feel when the nurses beat him off now
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Soon woke af
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>>95388959
everyone already knows those exist, why do you think every billionaire lives until he's 95 while cycling through 22 year old "models"
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>>95388541
>stem cell

Schummy is dead, what a shitty treatment that is, expensive.
Somebody call a chiropractor and this guy will get on his feet by 90 days.
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>>95388541
Why do they refuse to let this nigga go? They hid him for five years because he's too fucked up, likely a vegetable. That's no quality of life whatsoever. And now he's "conscious" probably like the Schiavo broad was "conscious". Whatever fancy stem cell ass injection treatment they invented is doubtful to do anything.
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This is like something out of an Outer Limits episode
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Glad that old cunt is a cabbage

Fuck him cheating cunt
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>>95388837
means he can finally blink his eyes to his wife requesting machines to be upluged and end his suffering
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>>95388541
Did they try turning him off and on?
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Do you guys think Michael's wife is fucking guys on the side?
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>>95389330
christ, how this has no >you yet is beyond me; top tier post
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>>95395115
She went back to her ex Frentzen
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>>95395115
yeah ofc
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>you’ve been in a coma for six years
>thank you for keeping me alive miss
>did you just assume my gender
>wha-
>*gets sued for emotional damages*
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>>95389437
Based and trackmaniapilled.
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>>95395560
haha
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>>95395560
lmao
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>>95389330
>>95395131
reddit
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>>95394105
maybe everybody should cylce through 22 year old models
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>>95395560
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Even if he comes back from the coma, he'll never gopro again.
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Would he be allowed to drive a car remotely via mind control? Is an brain a athlete?
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>>95388541
What if it's like that south park episode and god needed shcumi to win f1 race against satan
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>>95389330
HAHA! GUTER BANTER HANS! EINFACH GENIAL HAHA!
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>>95389109
>>95389330
>>95389717
>>95395077
>>95395560
/sp/ ""humor"" of everybody
look at the absolute state of this board
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>>95389330
German humor at its best
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>>95394244
Terry Schaivo was some literal who. Schumi won a mountain of cash over his career. They can use that to fund every mad treatment and just see what happens.
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>>95389330
outstanding post
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>>95394528
Hi Eddie Irvine
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>>95395930
and we try our best !
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>>95395930
/sp/ ""humor"" of everybody
look at the absolute state of this board
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>>95396187
Based
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NANOMACHINES SON
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>Michael Schumacher 'conscious' af

fucking millenial headlines
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>>95388541
what will be his first words in his first public appereance?
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>>95397429
>villeneuve was better than me
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>>95397429
gimi :-DDDDD
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>>95398229
>timmeh
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>>95395930
it's appalling
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>>95397429
Sloth love chunk
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>>95397429
Kept you waiting, huh?
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>>95388837

Understands that the US legal system is just a facade for modern slavery through for-profit-prisons and amendment 13.
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>>95388837
Faster than Vettel on the simulator
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>>95388541
häkkinen should drive a wooden stake through schumi's undead vampire heart already
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>>95397274
the virgin wokecel vs "conscious" Schumi
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>>95397274
kek
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>>95397429
he won't make a public appearance cause then everyone would see what a drastically better healthcare you get with more money
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Knowing how you end up, would you rather live the life of Michael or Ralf?
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did the stem cells give him a baby brain?
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>>95400139
It's better to burn out than it is to rust

t. Neil Young
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>>95400139
Michael will live the second part of his life as a genetically enhanced post-human
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>>95388837
consciousness is an illusion dude
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>>95395115
Only Mick.
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>>95395133
Did she actually?
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>>95388837
he requested a big blunt of dank weed by saying "ayyy lmao"
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>>95388837
he knows now
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>>95400452
Consciousness is the only thing that is evidently not an illusion
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>>95400780
consciousness is a spook
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>>95388837
Can move his weiner without external stimulation.
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>>95395115
Yep right there next to his bed.
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"so what has happened since December 2013?"
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>>95395115
>on the side
Doubt she has to be too secretive.
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>>95388541
>Damn, i've been a vegetable for the best part of a decade, how many league titles have Liverpool won since my accident?
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>>95401022
we walked on the moon michael, the fucking moon !
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>>95401022
*does the zoomer dance*
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>>95401094
*back to coma*
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>conscious

you mean completely paralyzed and mentally retarded but at least you can look around? id rather be dead
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>>95401125
>completely paralyzed
>mentally retarded

He doesn't know any better... people in white suits change his poopoo, some famialiar woman looks over them constantly, and some guy comes to watch vroom vroom something
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>Michael Schumacher conscious af
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But are we ready for him?
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>>95389389
Underrated.
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>>95388837
he took the bogpill
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>>95395930
>Morbidly obsese american pissed off at light banter
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>>95388541
>The mirror
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>>95401022
Quality Street is now half the size
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>>95404041
WTF
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>>95395560
Eric post my dude!
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>oh boy corinna i can't wait to hear all about the things i've missed in the f1 in the last few years
>vettel is in a ferrari now? truly he is my heir,has he caught up to me in world championships yet?
>no? who could possibly beat a german in a ferrari?
>no corinna,it's mclaren not mercedes. mercedes is the shit car i drove in for a laug-
>what
>you're telling me lewis hamilton has won the wdc in that shit car for the last 5 years and is about to catch up to me?
>he didn't win all of them? that's good to hear,i thought for a second ferrari was now irreleva-
>R-Rosberg won one too?
>there's only been one ferrari win in monza in the last five years and it wasn't even vettel?
>kill me
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>>95388837
he knows Epstein was murdered
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>>95388837
He said "nine eleven was an inside job by the MIC to further advance laws that control the population while keeping them scared so they feel the need of the government and conveniently erase trillions of debt from the military by targeting the precise area on the pentagon where an investigation of such activities were taking place, using a missile disguised as an airline jet"
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>>95406961
Taken my speech
Taken my hearing
Taken my arms
Taken my legs
Taken my soul
Left me with life in hell
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>>95408059
sick Papa Roach lyrics, brah
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>>95408715
You IDIOT FUCK YOU SO BAD I WANNA RIP OUT YOUR EYEBALLS THEN PISS IN YOUR EMPTY HEAD
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>>95388541
>Michael Schumacher 'conscious' af
Nice, he's pretty conscious then
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>>95414061
This. So much this
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>>95389449
Learn to read you silly britbong af-ter
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>>95388837
He asks for race war and to go full 1488 mode.
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>>95395930
>he doesn't know about german humor
>criticizes humor anyway
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>>95406992
Epstein isn't even dead
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Do you guys think he will win the F1 again?



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