>Countdown to Singapore GP:www.formula1.com(Scroll down for all session times)>Other racing on each week, pick your poisondocs.google.com/document/d/1U8BwHS5tG1d_P4Q_jFRz8VfuygGjCd0D8NWnzdqM6lc/edit>Previous Thread:>>95373302>FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>F1 2019 PC /f1/ League Access CodeCM#_MQQZVNleague Info Here: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/94148301/#94162184>WDC StandingsL. Hamilton 284V. Bottas 221M. Verstappen 185C. Leclerc 182S. Vettel 169>WCC StandingsMercedes 505Ferrari 351Red Bull 266McLaren 83Renault 65>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium:170 (172 entries)>Point difference between Gasly and Albon31 points>Hund status:Wir habn't brodelnd>News:New Wseries candidates INSophia and Powell catfightImola and Mugello both considering F1Alfa: "At least Gio didn't chked Monza too"Ocon and Merc to test 2020 tyres, Sirguy and Renny to test 2021 prototypes"Schumi is conscious" says someone from the hospitalStoffel and Debris at Merc FormulamEme
I wouldn't mind desushe has more but imma stop 4 now
WEC is better
WEC is Gimi
>>95385197>Ocon and Merc to test 2020 tyresbecause of course they will test themfuck pilelli and fuck mercedes
>>95385236Mirin' them triceps
>>95385236what an amazon
/f1/ /fs/ based
>>95385249One might say every team had the chance to test them, which is technically true.ButThey all tested a different spec of tyres that FIA doesn't like anymore
>>95385197>Basically /fs/ EditionToo true and I've never even been in /fs/
damn she would be like 14 years old here
nth for posting girls photos and tweets is very creepy and not f1 related.
This is going to become a Juju thread, isn't it? :(((
>>95385298reckon she bullied lando? god imagine if she caught him sifting through her knicker drawer
>>95385104what am I replying to with the image?
does Alice basically suffer from the jealousy an uglier woman suffers from when she interacts with a better looking and more popular woman?
>>95385298Norris momma is pretty breedy
>>95385424https://www.twitter.com/alicepowell/status/1171809403277860865Someone already did it
Business idea: Shart powered cars
alright name your top 5 drivers in the 2019 lineup1.Vettee2.Leclerc3.Norris4.Sainz5.gio
>>95385470haas wins lol
>>95385341Juju is pure and unlewdable, anon.At least for another three years.
>>95385411I bet she made him wear a pair to school every day until the drawer was empty.
>>95385496Did he just called Jamie fatass?
>race weekend barely over>WAGposting is in such an overdrive that a midweek thread hits 500 in under 24hrsyeah, I'm thinking based.
>>95385485>And you still lost to her.topbants
You're all a bunch of retards fuck this shit I hope hamilshit rapes the next 5 years of f1
>>95385519Jokes on you, I love the BBC.
>>95385485> its not her fault, it her first time in the carSo what is lil Schumi then?
>>95385496>>95385485Hit back with "finding excuses is a very poor coping strategy".
>>95385519feck off Padraig.
>>95385286Me on the right
>>95385533>>95385485Also>Be senna>First time in a f1 car>Williams>Be faster than the drivers of the teamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xwZCqHpX7Q
Another WAGSeries racer enters the fray :D
>>95385594Would be very unfortunate to point out that was Manuel Maldonado's first time in the car.Will double check the rest
>>95385594>>95385485Are they implying that the best woman racer can't overcome simple issues other male drivers have no problem in doing?
>>95385485>she had seat fitting issuesTell that to the MONG with no legs who somehow still kicked her arse.
>>95385655>>95385594That was the first race in that car for Niklas Krütten, Manuel Maldonado and Dennis Hauger.They all beat Chadwick.
Flörsch really has a gift for making people mad at her. God she's just the best.
>>95385695>>95385674>>95385687Now wouldn't it be funny if someone made those unfortunate souls aware of these facts :D
>>95385716They may have done pre-season testing though so it is not a perfect comparison.
>>95385732In Finland we say "Throw more water on the sauna stove when it is hot". Sauna stoves seethe when water is thrown on them. I believe you understand my implication :D
Why couldn’t Merc keep the dream lineup HWA assembled, lads?
>>95385961The PR team thought the line up would be too cute
Imagine being scared of racing men.
>>95386016based fucking perro
>>95386016Someone should do this but for seb and put "Spin Me Round" playing on google music
lads, she is majestic
>>95385979jesus how small is shehow can she see over the dash
>>95386181which one? irichka? goblando's sister? soapia? juju? carrie? mana?
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
>>95386259keked out loudfucking based
>>95386196>how can she see over the dash
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDaCn_CoHkQ>All that part starting with tyre-painting stripHas he gone completely insane? Did Hubert getting killed by muh tarmac short-circuit his brain?
>>95385197>Schumi is conscious M has come to
>>95386277Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
>>95386301>Has he gone completely insane?he wasn't before?
>>95386301it's all the pozzed loads seeping into his grey matter
>>95386277Dafuck did you say? Please repeat, senile old sir.
>>95386301ChainBear is my favourite, I wonder if he's got an account on this sub! Have an upvote, kind sir!
https://twitter.com/FormulaMoney/status/1171834705727148032>REVEALED: Ricciardo's $27.5m pay.>Ricciardo's #F1 benefits from Renault:>Fee of $55m for 2019 and 2020>Physiotherapist and medical expenses up to £100k in 2019>Performance-contingent end of season bonus of $10m>$1m bonus for winning first raceM O N E YONEYB A D G E RADGER
>>95386387>>$1m bonus for winning first raceIt's not the first race as in Aus GP 2019, it's the first race he finishes P1 with Renault.thought I'd clear this up because it confused me
>>95386387>$27.5m pay>$1.3m to come 4th when others chokeCan't deny he is good at sucking money off people
>>95386301god I hate poofter cunts like him who keep parroting the bullshit narrative about asphalt runoffs being brought in to appease halfwheelers
>>95386307>Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, he took Hamilton, placed him into the cockpit and he was able to drive the car.Ftfy.
I was in the old thread all this time ffs
did Gimi lose his edgemonza was fucking terrible for him this year and its probably his best track
>>95386508fuck you4 wheels good, 2 wheels bad
>>95386634>no benisah fugg how will gimibabbys ever recover?
wat da fuck is this video game shit
>>95386387Imagine wasting half your budget on le occasional podium man
>>95386855instead of the never on podium at almost 200 races man?
>>95386879Not like hulkenberg has anywhere else to go, this is pretty much his final f1 season
>>95385291>>95385249>because of course they will test them>They all tested a different spec of tyres that FIA doesn't like anymore...partially because the teams pushed for FIA+ピレっリ to create this different, low deg spec of tyres, despite knowing that the only team which has yet to test the 2020 tyres was MercedesBut honestly their test order doesn't make that much senseThe first team to test next year's tyres should be the first in the current championship order, the second the second and so onThis way the worst team has access to the mostly finalized tyres and has a bit more chances to comeback next year>>95385519Mate he'll be out as soon after 2022Don't forget he wants to be a fashion designer
>>95385298They all look retarded wtf
>Nooooooo, you can't say WSeries is not a prime racing series>Nooooooo, Sophia why aren't you supporting our segregated racing series?
>>95386962truly based and redpilled post my tifosi friend
>>95386962bradford-tier but based
>>95386307IRL copypasta shitposter
>Last Hanna pic.
>>95387022fake pic, here is the real pic
>>95385533Didn't Mick drive the car from last year in private testing though?
>>95386895>implying he's not replacing Fat John only to continue the time honored tradition of Haas drivers taking each other out next year
>>95386387>>$1m bonus for winning first racekek>>95386895Hass or even Failrrari if Vettlel chokes too much and retires
Can someone drive Vettel's ferrari if he gets banned?
>>95387081yeah penalties are on drivers not cars
>>95386993He can just wish to be able to do something more than pic rel
>>95387081Brendon Hartley can
>>95387081gimi or fartley will
>>95386879That 3 point difference is not really wort anything as they are 15 ahead of TR, 18 behind Mclel.Ricci is literally the wost deal of the current season. Multiple drivers could achieve the same performance for way less. 30 or more plus mill would be at good use in the hands of the development.
>>95387062Fittipaldi has a better chance of getting a seat on Haas than hulkenberg tbqhAfter he refused the new contract with Renault it's unlikely to see him with a shit team
>>95387049oh shitありがとうございます>>95387081Giovinazzi is their third driver iirc so Ericsson would have to come backAlso >>95387115 is an option as Hartley is a test/dev Ferrari driver
>>95387044I assume this is the photo what she used on her W Series application.
sicko mode got me like
>>95387105>Ferrari so butthurt they needed Vettel to choose Jame's Mays Italia.This is why I don't get about Ferrari. They are so insecure. Like the oligarch man children that own them. It would be so much funnier if Vettel just said.... "Italia has --- bhp, such and such about suspension and carbon fiber chassis"And then just chose Oliver the Opel to drive the Hammond.
was wondering for a long time what CS8 on her meant
>>95387145I fucked up aswell and it is actually ピレリ, fucking loanwords man.
>>95387212cum slut 8 (the eight is infinity sign)
You push your bank card into the machine and enter your biteboul codeNothing... where is the money?Its 12am. The money should be there. You need it. You need it NOW.Your stomach rumbles. How will you feed your family, your badgers, yourself, if the money isn't in the bank?You take the bank card out. Maybe it was just a mistake. You put your biteboul code back in.Nothing. Its now 12.01am... and the money STILL isn't in your bank.You didn't finish 14th in Belgium last week for this. To be underpaid scum like one of those fucking wogs working in a kebab shop outside Perth. You deserve better than this. You deserve your $55m with sponsorship bonus.You push your bank card back in againIts now 12.03am.You remember missing 3453 podiums, being nominated Driver of the Day several times in the row. Did they already forget? Did they fucking pay H*lkenberg before you? What the fuck does he need the money for? Haircuts aren't expensive when all you do is crash into Grosjean before spinning into Magnussen. Does he even have badgers? Does anyone of your worthless teammates?You lookThe money is finally there. You've finally earned your bread for the week.Thank god. Now you can finish 6th in Singapore without needing to worry about day to day finances
>>95387044I know that no one ever looks at her face ... but, hell, is it horrible!What kind of strong-but-flat-and-undefined jaw is this even? Why is the whole thing so assymmetrical? And why does she always look like a dead fish?Honestly, her face seems like her personality.
/f1/ is dead
>>95387272this is no longer bantz
>>95387272Long live /f1/
>this bloke has earns so much money he could easily pay his rent for anyone here but he doesn't have to because he lives in your heads RENT FREE and gets 50 mil on top of that
>2013 was 10 years ago
>>95387306What's his salary, I read it was 17 mil? I've also heard rumors it was as much as 40 (Hamilel and Vettee level). If it's 40 I can understand jumping ship, if it's 17, I can't. He was getting 6 at Red Bull in a good car, had enough money that he had to live in Monaco. Maybe I'm a faggot but I'd take less money for a drive that could get me on the podium. Otherwise what's the point, unless you've always been a midfielder?
>>95387343read up you fuckin idiot
guys the janny went berserk on the last thread
>>95387362Why does he seethe?
>>95387362He really doesn't appreciate off topic conversations
>>95387219for fucks sakegood thing that I'm not seriously trying to learn Japanese
>>95387362What did he delete?All the WAG stuff still seems to be there.
>>95387399Probably the Lego anon's story and all of the comments about how he should beat up his mom.
https://it.motorsport.com/f1/news/masi-cerca-soluzioni-per-evitare-unaltra-q3-farsa-come-a-monza/4539138/>Masi looking for solutions to the Q3 shitshow>WTCC went mad in 2013 and handed penalties and fines for a similar case>Masi: "We aren't in 2013 anymore and there's more technology so we won't got hat way"
>>95387351>>95387352Missed the post, 27.5 is a pretty big step up, I personally would prefer a seat at a top 3 team, but for close to 30~ mil, I can see the move
If jannies are too mad, they should put this relentless story down.
https://it.motorsport.com/f1/news/ferrari-pronta-a-salire-sul-ring-di-ginevra-per-le-regole-f1-2021/4539327/>FIA meeting regardin 2021 is ON tomorrow>Ferrari ready to fight for what they want>Binotto: "Wanting to decrease dirty air is a good thing but as they designed it, even designing a little bit in the wrong way would lead up to the same situation we have now">"That means the design volumes in the rules have to be much smaller and precise, greatly limiting freedom of design, and we don't want that">"Aero is not the right aspect to go to have more overtakes, wider working range tyres and tracks suited for this, just look at France and Austria, back to back races, same cars, same tyres, one race was a snoozefest and the other was peak kino">"Also reduce weight"
>>95387423Of all the things to deleteI guess we can't ask much of him as >he does it for free
>>95387395It's not actual Japanese, it's katakana trying to represent foreign words. Since certain sounds don't exsist in the Japanese lexicon it can be a mess with loads of different ways to write the same word in katakana. For example, different ways of writing "Mathew" in katakana https://www.weblio.jp/content/Matthew. In the end it doesn't matter as long as it sounds close enough, it doesn't have anything to do with actual Japanese
When does vettel get more penalty points back so he can keep doing fun shit at races?
>>95387521>only have one session of practice >track is pretty much green come race day>have a great raceHmmm there cant possibly be a link there either right?
>>95387592how long did you spend on this, anon
>>95387592I appreciate your time buddy lmao
>>95387639about 2000 hours in paint
>>95387588But only because he will pick up 3 at Sochi and be banned for Suzuka, resetting the score.As much as I want Vettel to do better that would be peak.
>>95386596Your opinion on four wheels but only two tyres then?
>>95387695He's having two points expire a weeke after Suzuka.
>>95387731I know.I was making a joke.
>>95387740I know, it just wasn't a particularily good one.
tfw drinking myself into unconsciousness while rewatching drive to survive because there is nothing else in my life other than motorsports
>>95387831what else can I get for 1.79 nigger
>>95387819>skolYou are forbidden from posting again
How are you spending your evening /f1/? For me, it's peak relentless kino
>>95387819go take a brazilian shower
>>95387888I'm white enough to not have to worry about dying from electricity in the shower
>>95387863Basically >>95387819 but I'm not working tomorrow.
>>95387863I spent last night playing Catan with friends, cooking dinner, and having a few beers.Tonight I'll be doing washing, vacuuming, and having dinner and watching tv with my flatmates.
>>95387899did you develop immunity or you have a normal boiler
>>95387819that's sad desu senpai
>>95387922Not a boiler but some sort of normal water heating, don't really know what or how it works
>>95387863Longing for the sweet release of death.
>>95387947Makes me want to be sick.
>>95387913nicefine, I'll do itpost panty drawer
>>95386993>>95387098>still using the /g/ boogeyman meme for any post you don't like>spending fucking hours on making fucking 4chan memes instead of just banging them out in a minute or twoLMAO this thread gets more and more pathetic every day.
>>95387819But why don't you have a desk anon?
>>95387980C'mon that race was bad but no need for hyperbole
anybody have the pic of the M8 chasing the tiny ford gt's?
>>95388067Will be leaving this apartment by the end of the year so I'd rather spend the money on more alcohol
Lads, Im wanting to watch some race, what should I watch from these options>Super GT>2013 singapore gp>Formula mEme
>>95387863Watched 2 episodes of workin moms with gf, now a bit gaming then bed
>>95388170Is that a porno?
>>95388158If you want to waste your time just go watch Brasileirão
>>95388170why would you watch something like that?
https://www.speedcafe.com/2019/09/12/reynolds-signs-10-year-erebus-deal/The absolute fuck
>>95388185thats the problem, I dont like football, but I think i will save for the final tonight
>>95388127not that one it's the one where there are 3 fords, and they are a lot smaller
>>95388021I did and it's in the archive
>>95388234>>95388238>it's a JPEG vs PNG episode
nth for classy Schumi, he looks more adult than me.
>>95388225legitjust keeping up the tradition
>>95388197>contract that'll outlast the championshipbased retard?
>>95387863watching akagi and learning to play mahjong
>There is going to be a new Formula Regional F3 series launched in JapanAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHY IN FUCKS NAME????
>>95388249>Considerably smaller>Still heavierI just love my ridicolously unhandy .png
>>95388278>erebus themselves dont have a clause to stop payments if the championship foldsThat would be fucking funny
>>95388303>WHY IN FUCKS NAME????To confuse you even more.
>>95388301Basedstart playing on mahjongsoul with >us>>>/vg/mjg/
>>95387819>TV on the FloorIsn't there a Table you can steal in your Favela. This just looks sad
>>95388258Alesi looks like Johnny Sack
>>95388303It's a fucking joke at this point
>>95388367Hey Giuliani has your mother had that 90lb mole removed yet?
>>95385961i want to fug right really badly, what's her name?
>>95388424N E WEW
>>95388330>>95388381Even worse it's not even using the Tattus chassis or the Dallara chassis but a Dome chassis.What crime have I done to deserv....Actually you know what this is probably fair.
>>95387428>Business Idea for new QualiQ1 and Q2 stay the SameQ3 is a single lap shootout like it was between 03-05Order in Q3 is that the fastest car goes First and the 10th fastest car of Q2 goes Last
>>95388182Sadly noA netflix comedy series
>>95388463>Order in Q3 is that the fastest car goes First and the 10th fastest car of Q2 goes LastQ2 winner chooses if Q3 goes 10 to 1 or 1 to 10
>>95388303>Why yes, I do watch Super GT Formula 3000, my favorite team is Goodsmile Racing, thanks for asking.
>>95388306Thats the carrie of picture formats
>>95388463>Order in Q3 is that the fastest car goes First and the 10th fastest car of Q2 goes LastEven with track evolution to help the shitters that would be anticlimactic. 9 times out of 10 the pole would be decided within the first 3 cars.
>>95388492>Q2 winner chooses if Q3 goes 10 to 1 or 1 to 10Even bettet idea, Q2 Winner flips a coin to decide the Q3 order
>>95388521Or they get Louise Goodman to draw some ping pong balls from a cylinder.
>>95388463I do agree because I liked shootout quali>>95388458Well that's a plus to me, at least there is some kind of element of distinction
>>95388495>Goodsmile RacingBased and repilled desu ne.
>>95379796onlytease.com chloe frenchclose enough
>ignite a F1 related Lego posting>New thread OP has my Lego picture>half of the thread discusses various lego and/or legos>I spend my day travelling and miss the whole threadabout to off myself lads
>>95388618>about to off myself ladsCan I have your lego?
>>95388389Oh, that’s a man’s wife!
>>95388583Thanks the tip
>>95388632fuck that I change my mind I wanna live
>>95388694>includes footI fucking hate it when my LEG just leg doesn't include foot. Also,>ages and up what did they mean by this?
>Reynolds re-signs for Erebus for TEN FUCKING YEARSHoly shit, imagine if a deal like that got inked in F1
>>95388838This is some MLB type shit.
Oh no no no no...........https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/why-the-ferrari-dream-is-as-good-as-over-for-vettel/4538807/
>>95388870>posting his own "articles" on a slavonian sausage smoking forum
>>95388870Someone needs to start holding the media accountable for the bullshit they come up with.If I was as wrong as often as the media are posting articles like this I would be unemployable.
>>95388492Qualifying race to decide the order in Q3
>>95388895I'm not Edd Straw.>>95388955They get money from clicks and time spent on the site, time that people without ad blockers are seeing ads. Nothing wrong with a journo coming up with a spicy opinion, that's how they make their bread, this is nothing new.
>>95389023This is the one
>>95389019>nothing wrong with journo..spicy opinionno, of course not. But there's a difference between that and, as you said, shit recycled "news" written just for clicks.and also inb4 - cap this>2021>https://www.motorsport.com/f1/news/why-the-ferrari-dream-is-as-good-as-over-for-leclerc/1337/f1/kwab/44/>LeClerc was once seen as the saviour of Ferrari in its post-Vettel era>but after a run of errors, Mick Schumacher is fast overtaking LeClerc in the pecking order.>Is the Ferrari dream now over?
>>95388969>Prequalifying race to decide the order Qualifying race
who's this girl and why do I want to marry her
>>95388709can't think of a suitable stroll joke...quite difficult this humour thing in the end
>>95389095>cum cup on her headBased
>>95389019Oh it's an opinion piece is it? They should state that clearly as well not dress it up as unironic fake news.
>>95388709>Charles Legge among the 2020 E Series candidates
>>95389121W Series, damn it.
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>>95389088>>95389118It literally says "commentary" for fuck's sake, I don't know why you're getting so salty, shit like this gets written all the time
>>95389019This isn't a spicy opinion though. It's obvious shit that anyone with an IQ over 100 could have written. I hate these lack of substance how and why articles. Thank your lucky stars you're not Edd Straw.
>>95389118Like seriously, do you not know the meaning of the word "commentary"?>commentary | ˈkɒmənt(ə)ri |>noun (plural commentaries)>an expression of opinions or offering of explanations about an event or situationFucking hell mate.
>>95389164wew lad im not salty and I even agree to a point, just disappointed at the state of >journalismour OP thread news section has more credit.
>>95389132You made a point though, will the inevitable electric version be called the WE Series?
>>95389193no, because you'd need more than a dozen niggers that can operate a vehicle
>>95389193No, the EWW Series.
>Vettel's fortunes fading at Ferrari>somewhat positive unofficial news from the Schumacher camp7D chess from a 7 time WDC?
>>95389164Ah right so there is no text there and no opinion. Got it>>95389174Not completely correct
Anyway my point is that if it is opinion they need to state it, as commentary doesn't only mean opinion. If you read the file name you would have realised that.They are criminally incorrect with their disguised opinion peices constantly and they are still employed. It's getting beyond a joke in sports media. One week they will say someone's career is over, they will win a race or do well, then the same person will argue they should be given a top seat and a wdc. It's a yoke
>AMD AMX and choco senna don't know about Rosberg's fear of marmite
10 years? What the fug
>>95389253>Dying from an eletric showerThat sounds pretty based to me
>>95389268Implying the 2015 endseason - 2016 turnaround was not linked to Bossberg learning to contain the evil marmite, so Lulu's marmite tricks were not affecting him anymore
>>95389218They'll wake him up when anyone is about to win an 8th championship, the only way he can have a worthy opponent
>>95389350Nico just learnt to fight the marmite with some Allgäuer Bergkäse
>>95389165Lmao look at the amount of seethe this thread generates whenever anything even slightly negative about Vettel gets suggested. Lol.>>95389187It's commentary, which it states clearly.>>95389221You are a salty fucking idiot aren't you. I used the Oxford English Dictionary which is usually considered the most authoritative dictionary of the English language.https://www.lexico.com/en/definition/commentarySorry you're so thick.
>>95389218Any medicalfag here could be able to tell us what does he have exactly? And what are his chances of recovering?
>>95389221it's hard to tell if this is bait or total retardation
>>95389422hes got the ligma..
>>95389422If the brain is mushed then it stays mushed.That's most probably just a wrong translation and a heart specialist giving some stem cell treatment won't fix his head
>>95389402Are you autistic, a bit thick, or both? There is no seething in my post whatsoever. I simply despise the lazy 'journalism' of the Motorsport Network family, and this was a relevant time to mention it. Their Plus/Prime articles are fucking shit. And yes I like Vettel. But his heart and head are not in it anymore, and it's for the best that he leaves Ferrari a year early.
>>95389402You know what isn't in the Oxford dictionary?Seethe as a noun.
>Post yfw Schumacher was all along just getting ready to get back to F1 by buying a team and then driving the cars himself along with Mick and they both alternate winning each of the next 20 years
>>95385481She looks like my sister who is also nicknamed juju when she was youngerNO ONE HARM HER
>>95389462Don't worry, Papa Maze will soon fix it.>https://twitter.com/RacingLines/status/1171815473534685185
>>95389487Sorry you have to listen to thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sx7WTFKLz78
>>95389505>>95389487>>95385481How many years does juju have?
>>95389430Trolling mostly, a fair bit of frustration at the state of sports media. If you read the image file I know that it's an opinion article and it's weird the brit actually jumped on it.Americans have it worse especially with their domestic games. It will be the first game of the pre season and they start saying a player or team is on a roll and will be hard to stop them winning the world series or whatever. But its fucking terrible everywhere and it gets painful to read "news" sites pumping out 20+ opinion articles to one actual news article ever race weekend.If people started pointing out their hypocrisy and incorrect opinions and incorrect predictions they all make then maybe they would stop being so off the wall with then and it would become bearable again.
>>95389432he's in induced coma so at this point it's more likely to be bofa
>>95389528>weird BritThat's Rakesh to you lad. He's the ultimate personification of KWAB.
>>95389524Until what exactly?She is 13. I think it is 1 more year until she can do proper racing and she has talked about doing more overseas stuff.
>>95389430The Kiwi is very stupid, this much has been apparent for a long time.
>>95389557>every british poster that makes me shit my pants is some random guy from /g/Oof, sorry you're this butthurt about our country lad.
Guys... I think Albon is gay.
>>95389505Damn she's cute!And to think that in a few years time we're all gonna sexualize her like Sophia now ...Kinda puts everything into perspective, doesn't it?
>>95389670and you fancy him?
>>95389688N-NO! I'm not gay! I just think he is!! Just by listening and seeing the way he talks!
>>95389670Not as gay as Russell who prefers to be right in front of a Pole (except in the championship standings of course)
Imagine a threesome between Gasly, Lecute and Lando.
>>95389670Duh, how else do you think he made it to RBR?
>>95389721Imagine the tender loving between Lulu and Adrian
>>95389580>She is 13Thats what I needed to know
>>95389706https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wieRZoJSVtwwhen I first heard albon talk I instantly imagined brian cox talking in his manchester accent
>>95389670Hard to tell. A lot of bong accents just sound fruity and he's from a low T race.
>>95389902look at this dude
>>95385197>>95385296>>95385298Who is this? And is she legal now? Only interested if she is 18+
>>95390002mate, bad luck
>>95389670Plus Stroll and Lew. 15% of the grid is gay. Hmm
Inb4 extreme Ocon exposure by Retardo
So next race we'll actually see how well Albon performs compared to Amx. Predictions?
>>95390739Slightly better than Gasly
Reminder that Charliekek cheated during the italian GP. Lewis despite having a vastly inferior car managed to miraculously close the gap between himself and charles through sheer skill and ultimately the pressure he applied on charlize made him commit amateur errors which would have been penalized in any halfway decently run racing series. The only reason Mercedes did not pursue further action in regards to these blatant violations of the rules is because they were terrified of the wild barbaric violent italian fans.
>>95390827>having a vastly inferior carThis underdog shit has to stop.Yes, Leclerc was dirty. No, that does not mean that the Ferrari was the better car, and definitely not that it was the "vastly" better car.Also, Hamilton got away with the same shit driving style often enough, so stop complaining.Oh, and please wipe that bit of dirt off the center of your flag, Italybro. It looks pretty ugly.
>>95390827Don't you know that you can't mention Hamilton's name in this general unless you say something negative or racist about him? Otherwise every poster in this thread will start shitting their pants, in particular a certain German poster.
>>95385197>>95385296>>95385298Who is this girl, I don't understand why the excitement? Is she a really good racer?
>>95391063>in particular a certain German poster>everyone is the same personFuck off, idiot.
>>95391134Irina Sidorkova, she is doing the WSeries test.By the way the last post you quoted is just Norris' sister not Ira.
>>95391216>doing the WSeries test.What is she testing for? Whether the WSeries is an actual racing series?Anyway, why does she look this fake? Surgery gone wrong or cheap instagram filters?
>>95391216>Decided to check her previous results>Doing Spanish F4 this season>Not brilliant>Notice she is behind two of the other female drivers in the W Series line up>Noticed they somehow managed to get 1st & 2nd in the second round of the series>A red flag came out and literately every driver but those two kept running.>Everyone else got a penaltyFucking lel>>95391252The test is for qualifying for the series next yearProbably filters.
>>95391252It's the weird blur
>>95391301The best way to win is by default
>>95391536Shame for her because she would be ahead of them if not for that race
Pick my new wallpaper or propose one pls
reminder that ricciardo is unexposable
>>95392008Minardi (i think its one) or senna
>>95392008>propose one pls
>>95392008If repeating numbers gotsée
>>95392008Digits for livery closest to your flag.
>>95392008Leclerc absorbing lewlews power
>>95392147Pic related?>>95392120yuck>>95392259>absorbing lewlews hair
Where do I acquire those juice boxes
>>95392327>yuckOkay, anon. Use this one then.
>>95389487Post sister feet
>>95392484I like a little more penis with my dinner iykwim
/f1/ is DEAD
juju is CUTE
>last thread didnt even hit 500sad
>>95392788Very much so.
>>95385197>Basically /fs/ Edition
>>95392008Lambo or Moneytron
>>9539278930 odd posts were deleted after it was at 515 posts
>>95392789>My real IP and proxy got deleted and my progress got deletedFTFY
>>95392938wasnt aware, only got back after the new was already posted>>95392949fuck off (what happened though? was it the "german" and "brit" again?)
>still I rise (up)
Who would have bet that stoffel would have a merc seat before Ocon?
>>95393197I in fact did put in a cheeky tenner for it
>>95393214Nothing cheeky about being a degenerate la
>>95393244Just dipping the tip in is pretty cheeky though, because that's not full degenerate
>>95393268Sniffing your mum's knickers is cheeky. All gambling is full degenerate.
>>95390739>implying amx wont crash out in the first few laps again
>>95390739He'll do about as well as Gasly
>>95392008gimi on the podium in brasil, 2007. you supply the picture
>>95393484What about gambling your mum's knickers on a bet with your m8 Jarred?
>>95393617Anything to do with Jared is degenerate.
Daily reminder to>Stop Being Poor
>>95393715>Money Badger goes to the gold teamCoincidence, I think not
imagine defending the honour of the great British hero Lewis Hamilton deep into the night on a Finnish primenumber forum and paying to do it
>>95393715How fucking sumb is Cyril? He is not worth almost 60m€/year.
wake up, thread
>You never know what happens in the championship. There still might be opportunities even for the championship.Fuck Buttass is so dumb. https://www.racefans.net/2019/09/12/racefans-round-up-12-09-2/
>>95393632i want that vintage jared fogle shirt
>>95392789im too sad to shitpost
>>95394111>jared fogle>vintageSo about 12 years old?
ferrari has the worst shirts/overalls/team wear/hats etc.
>>95388127cant tell if this is photoshopped desu
>>95393753Ackchuuually its only 27.5$M a year
>>95394216$28.5m if you count the first race win bonus.,,..HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA only joking :DDDD
I really want to fuck carrie and evgenia medvedeva
>>95393178bet that took hours
>>95394361tugged meself in the work ute to it already la
>>95393990Bottas is a pussy with no race pace. Lewis always has at least -1s on him after 1st lap if he started a place ahead on the grid. If he pushed more in spa maybe he could've caught him and got p2. If he didn't forget how to brake he would've likely be p1 in Monza. If he knew how to follow the drying line on a mildly wet track he would've been p3, possibly p2 in Germany and gain points. Not to mention fucking france and shanghai.
>>95394385very based, I had a tradition that started when I was young whenever it was my last day at a school / sixth form / internship / part time job / normal job I would go to the toilet and do a wank, quite nice.
dunno who the op qt is but I'll wank to her too
>>95394424Nonce, she is a w-series applicant who is 16!!
>>95389023Perustettu ja punapilleröity
>>95394424>dunno who the op qt is but I'll wank to her pooFTFY. Damn autocorrect amirite?
>>9539443916 in rusia is 20 everywhere else
>>95394439Still legally fuckable since one year :^)
>>95394540not on American webisite
>>95394544yes on a rich westerner cock
>>95394601rich westerner cock brutally mogged by Russian oligarch cock
>>95394626oligarchs ain't shit without daddy putin's finger up their ass
see I don't need to jerk off or fuck some random girlgetting a bit tired of these cumbrain loserslike they can't even enjoy building a lego car and teasing your 16 year old friend who's like your sister. asking if she likes some random boy at her school. cheekily messing with her lego, taking one when she's not looking. replacing the driver with a jar-jar binks figure. God, can't you people just appreciate that fleeting moment? So concerned with fucking some girl you have zero chance withhave sex incels
>>95394736jar jar binks? More like jabba the hutt if you were role playing.
>>95394757Um, excuse me sweatie. Jabba the hutt is not actually able to even fit into the fucking car. What kind of fucking retard would make it that apparent? It's just stupid. Who the fuck carries around a Jabba the hutt figure? Have you ever had a figure or are you one of those incels who couldn't even afford lego and had to buy mega blocks? Or one of those kids who their parents never trusted and instead got fucking lincoln logs because they were too violent as a child? God modern average brits have the shittiest sense of humor, only bested by the germans. No wonder Little Britain got so many fucking seasons. And then got cancelled as soon as it came to the US. Pathetic.
Why would you pay the Money Badger $27.5m a year when you could get Adrian Newey for less?
>>95394793Says the country that takes all our comedy shows (the office) and has to copy them, Jabba the hutt can fit easily in a lego car, you just have to be big brained enough to scale it up.
>>95394802Need more than money to convince Newey
>>95394802>Newey book: I sat there and seethed
>>95394802Ferrari offered him everything but the kitchen sink at the end of 2014 to join them.Even offered him to design road cars with full backing.He said no because he'd have to live in Italy and therefore disrupt his family.
>>95394822you are the type of retard who doesn't even follow the instruction manual. You are buying a SET. Not a fucking box of random legos. that might explain dresden, thoalso, the office in the us was barely even close to the office in the UK. other than about 3 points, it has basically no relation to the UK show1. goofy boss, love interest as friends, dumb ass underling who sucks up to boss2. takes place in industrial city3. documentary styledesu I have seen both shows and I'd prefer the US one, by a slight margin. both are shit tho. IT Crowd is funny, however. I will give you that credit. Ricky Gervais is a cunt tho
>>95394843Yes but renault team is in the uk
>>95394844Yeah and I don't like any of those comedy shows, only comedy shows I like are Keeping up appearances, peep show a little bit (not a lot of it), and one foot in the grave.You can scale something up you get lego you don't have to build it exactly how it says in the manual who forces you to do that? You were meant to play with it as a child, if you wanted to follow it and then leave it just get those stupid plastic planes you put together and paint.
>>95394844>Ricky Gervais is a cunt tho>t. mad that he said mean things about muh Jebus :(((
>>95394851Mercedes offered too, Niki visited his house a few times.He refused as he was joining the winning team and effectively replacing Ross Brawn, it felt a little cheap for him.
>>95394843Well, the ultimate factor was that he had helped build RBR into a substantial operation, he felt personally connected to the operation.He thought it would be wrong to leave his team after helping establish their future.
>>95394864>it felt a little cheap for him.Imagine being cheap
who are we talking about newey or danny
>>95394938Bullied boy going through a relapse.
AGAIN why has this not been made into charles yet?
>>95394946Because he's only won 2 races and we're not as tabloid as SkyF1
Charles should have stars on his car like fighter pilots did, names of deaths that helped him win, his father for getting him the ferrari seat, Jules for nearly bahrain but jules didn't die on track tractor god was not pleased enough to bestow a win, Anthoine's death for Spa, his ex-gf's coming death for monza (she has cervical cancer but doesn't know it yet).
>>95394950Yeah but he made Hamilton cry a lot, could be made even better with a faded out opacity 25% background of Toto in agony. Unfortunately I don't know how to use paint that well.
>>95394950He made Hamilel and Toto seethe hard because of Monza
Spaniards can be bogans now?
>>953949762bf Toto seethes whenever Mercedes doesn't 1-2 by 30 seconds
>>95394396Just goes to show how good the merc car is, that even a complete idiot can drive it
Bottas is a midfield driver, sorry but it is true, Rosberg was a midfield driver also but managed to beat Hamilton, very embarrassing for him.
>>95395000Them digits don't lie
>>95394993>complete idiotNah, his balls are missing.
Top field -MaxRic (inbetween top and mid)HamiltonCharlesSeb (inbetween top and mid)Midfield - RussellKvyatAlbonHulkStroll (inbetween back and mid)PerezBottassSainzLandoKevin (inbetween back and mid)KimiBackfmarkers -KubicaGaslyGrosjeanGio
daily reminder that Hamilton has never driven a car that was not capable of WDC and he choked 2007, 2009-2013 and 2016.
>>95395116He's missing that sisu or however it's spelled
>>95395120Kubcia and Gro are out after this season anyway
>>95395120Just checked, fat john only has 8 points for the whole season, which means he averages 0.57 points per race. Kwab
>>95387428>Masi looking for solutions to the Q3 shitshowffs! we don't need "solutions", it was just a funny shitshow. why do they always try to fix things that don't need fixing?>you now remember new and improved exciting quali format of the first 2 races of 2016
>>95395000I still rate Rosberg as a great-but-not-GOAT tier driver. About a Hakkinen, but better than a Button. Bottas is just below DC-tier.
>>95395174>about a hakkinenOh boy wait for it.
>>95395195That's a huge compliment for Nico; Mika was always one of my favourites. But he was based af off the track too in a way Nico was not.
>>95395218Yeah but Mika is a far better driver than Nico, Nico is more like a Button, probably slightly better but around about there, Mika is far superior to both of those.
When was the alst time a midfield driver won the championship? Damon? Keke?
Mika was a Neweybabby.
>>95395304Valtteri Bottas 2019
>>95395315when hamilton is excluded from the championship for spy cheating ala 2007
ah fugg that was Freudian XD>>>/wsg/3039436http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1568275371895.webm
>>95395304how can you be in the midfield and at the same time win the championship?? every race a different winner that crashes out in all the other races, while you get 7th every race of the season? not even then could you mathematically do it, I assume
Oi cunts, can't find the mika salo drunkshed picture in my folders, any lads got it?
>>95395232I'm not so sure. There is this to consider>>95395311I've no doubt Mika was a brilliant driver and a worthy double WDC, but I'd consider Nico just as worthy had things gone his way in 2014, for example.
>>95394979Where is this?
>>95391153I don't think they are which is exactly why I said a certain German poster. I don't think every German poster starts shitting their pants when Hamilton's name is mentioned, I think there's one in particular that has a seething obsession with him. Maybe the seething moron is you?
>>95395394there we go
>>95395453Seems to be a trackday for Zak Brown's car collection (old F1 cars too), so not here if that's what you were wondering.
Reminder that he replies to himself.
*gets drunk and sings Only Our Rivers*
>>95395482Imagine searching for unblockedVPNs, paying for them and then paying for a 4chan pass just to troll a formula 1 general epic style and doing it deep into the early morning night every day for free :D
*gets drunk and sings simple man*
>>95395472yep that is the better one, what I envisaged in my head. Art.
>Rakesh eternally exposedKWAB.
>>95395387Oh fugg :D
>2 Dutch Youtubers caught trying to film Area 51Say, USA, please keep them locked up
https://it.motorsport.com/f1/news/pirelli-verso-lultimo-test-con-gomme-2020-ma-vorrebbe-piu-tempo/4539237/>Oy vey we need more time to fulfill Merce- I mean FIA's requirements>Also we need another test event for 2020 tyres>Mercedes will test 2020 tyres "blind", just believe us, they won't know what compound it is>"I fucking hate Pilelli and they're demanding anothe tyre test so they can give advantage to Mercedes again" -Vasseur
>old thread with deleted posts bumped to 500 by Walking Tacos /f1/ck/ protects
>>95395690did he forget to change the flag between samefagging?
>>95395854>they won't know what compound it isare you fucking kidding meeven an F3 shitter would be able to distinguish between the compounds in 2-3 laps. It's not like they're testing meme winglets on the mirrors, it's the fucking tyres
>>95395854>"If Pilelli give us Merc-spec tyres again, I will make Operation Overlord look like a fucking sunny stroll in a park"Wow, I can't believe Vasseur said that...
>>95395860You are a smart man, Pedro. Just like he forgot to remove his dox from his fake watch purchase KWAB.
Very upset that I could not find this thread due to the fact that I have /fs/ filtered. FUMING.
>>95395889Wasn't there for that, how did it go?
Good to see Vettee has moved on from his bromance with Charles
>>95395889Also how he forgot to use different filename while samefagging under French flag :D
>>95395906b-b-but you can save by filename
>>95395892As well as you would expect. He now claims not to be Rakesh (he calls him a /g/ boogeyman) even though it's blatant as fuck that he is because he has never bothered to change his syntax. And there has only ever been one hardcore Hamilton defender posting under a UK flag.
Did one of you take things too far?>again...
>>95388895>slavonian sausage making forumThanks for the kek Slovenian.
>>95395949KWAB. God I love how naive people are about technology works. It's not their fault, but I get a good laugh out of it.
https://twitter.com/pirellisport/status/1172044833034252288?s=09Man, those 18 Inch rims actually look great on the Renault
>>95396022>>95396022>>95396022AHHH NEW CHEEKI BREEKI IV THREADI
>>95395896>Vettee has moved on from his bromance with CharlesOf course he has: That's pure survival instinct. Being that guy's friend will get you killed at some point.
>>95395482>>95395599Imagine being so butthurt about one particular country's participation in F1 that you make up conspiracy theories about posters from that country who don't say entirely racist and/or negative things about drivers from that country.
>>95395323The drivers weren't excluded iirc, McLaren was excluded from the WCC but that's it
>>95395315this could be said at the start of the season but the dream has ended
>>95397785yeah i know but this time hamilton spy himself too
>>95395120I'd bet money on Hulk, Bottas, Russell, Sainz and Kyvat (when not torpedoing) all being able to beat Vettel.
>>95398015>Bottas>being able to beat Vettel.Bullshit. Bottas isn't even able to beat Hamilton.