>Countdown to Singapore GP:www.formula1.com(Scroll down for all session times)>Other racing on each week, pick your poisondocs.google.com/document/d/1U8BwHS5tG1d_P4Q_jFRz8VfuygGjCd0D8NWnzdqM6lc/edit>Previous Thread:>>95361706 >FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>F1 2019 PC /f1/ League Access CodeCM#_MQQZVNleague Info Here: https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/94148301/#94162184>WDC StandingsL. Hamilton 284V. Bottas 221M. Verstappen 185C. Leclerc 182S. Vettel 169>WCC StandingsMercedes 505Ferrari 351Red Bull 266McLaren 83Renault 65>Nico Hülkenberg F1 races without EVER scoring a podium:170 (172 entries)>Point difference between Gasly and Albon31 points>Hund status:ZeKlerk vent zoo far wif zeine defensiv beweigingung, aber in Monza das Rote Auto does nicht get eine penalzy>News:/f1/ almost no longer relentlessToto thinks Bottas should work on his head to head racecraftSchumi transferred to hospital in Paris for ''secret treatment''Never forget
WEC is better
>>95373302Nice image 2bh
threadly reminder to filter the UK flag
>>95373359>No, no one made you do anything.That's not what you said at Nuremberg.
OFFICIAL POWER RANKIGNS OF DRIVER SKILL:VERSTAPPENLECLERCHAMILTONNOBODY ELSEthis is a 3 driver formula for 2020 onwards
Lads, this is the most photographed boat in the world over the last week. The first launched F1 of boats.https://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/americas-cup/115701836/americas-cup-flurry-of-activity-as-team-new-zealand-look-ready-to-sail-new-boat
>>95373515looks like a boat
Imagine losing the America's Cup to a landlocked nation.
>>95370986Also>Ferrari was started and ran by a single manIrrelevant, he's been dead for over 30 years. In recent years Ferrari was ruled by corporate bigwig Sergio Marchionne, CEO of FCA as I'm sure you know. Until Ferrari was spun off as a Dutch holding company and listed on the NYSE.>Red Bull>they're also soullessSo basically you've fallen hook line and sinker for the whole "mammia mia, pizza pie" bullshit, peddled by a company that happened to be owned by one of the largest international automaker conglomerates in the world for the last few decades, and has now has been spun off, registered in the Netherlands partly for tax purposes, listed on the NYSE, and is mostly controlled by the Agnelli family, whose stake is more than twice as large as that of Piero Ferrari. Yeah, how much soul that is.>Ferrari started out as a racing team firstMcLaren started out as a racing team, now they're over 50% owned by the King of Bahrain. Is that soulful?>Lewis is the ultimate PR machine, that doesn't imply others don't do it.So you have no argument whatsoever for what makes him different in terms of "PR" to other drivers. I would wager that Ricciardo has appeared in FAR more Renault adverts this year than Lewis has in Mercedes adverts.>They had better engine for 2014, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018 seasonBecause they worked hard to make a great engine. But success isn't "soul", right? I guess incompetence and failure is what you'd define as "soul"?>illegal tyre testing and lobbying for your engineIf they had broken the rules so significantly they would have been chucked out.>Don't even want to mention all this coping toto and lewis didYou mean like congratulating Ferrari? Or do you mean the part where they recognised where they need to improve? Oh yes, I forgot, doing well isn't "SOUL". Of course, soul means failing and doing shit, right? But as long as you've got a brand that suckers will fall for, then it's "soul". I get it now.
>>95373643>he's been dead for over 30 years*40 years you naive dumbfuck.Why do you think they put him in those dark sunglasses for the entire 80's?
>>95373666Don't to that thing foolHe's a lost pysch ward patient talking to himself
>>95373695Don't talk* to that thing fool
>>95373558It is indeed.They look so fucked at speed as well with one leg up >>95373579Have a (You)
>>95373462Those are the bottom three, right?
>>95373824Yes they are bottoms
>>95374198definitely not my type
>>95374243I've been watching re runs of that 70s show lately so when I saw Jackie that jumped to mind
grazzi e poopi
>>95374293stop posting jackies
>grows in your garden
>>95372867>>95373095Exactly it could well be Honda money. Notice how both RB and Ferrari go down for 2015, so I don't think 2015's figures are totally implausible. Mercedes gets a big boost, probably due to increased FOM winnings from their first championship, and perhaps more sponsor money due to their success.>>95373239You're using figures in completely different currencies. Converted into pounds (see pic), those figures are roughly £340m > £331.4m > £215m > £224m > £248m. The drop for 2016 could be because Renault-Nissan stepped away as a title sponsor - remember it was "Infiniti Red Bull Racing" for 2013-2015. Also possibly Mateschitz reducing his investment because he was talking a lot about quitting the sport around that time.I think a sponsor loss could be why Mercedes dropped for 2016 too - Blackberry was their second most prominent sponsor in 2013-2015, and stepped away (probably because they had no money) in 2016.
>>95374930Seems too convenient that Ferrari is a fairly straight line compared to the others. Again Race Fans the website some of the numbers came from say themselves it's an estimated value so means nothing and I couldn't see that on all the others because I couldn't be arsed to look, could be twice or half what they say anyway. I couldn't see anywhere how the power unit development side of it is removed from the car racing side of the teams that do both but I am retarded. So in reality merc and Ferrari could be running significantly lower budgets with that removed, or be hiding actual car development in there if it is removed from the number.
>>95373643I live in Ricciardo's home town, and I see more adverts with Hamilel advertising Mercedes, watches and clothing each month than I have seen Ricciardo adverts all year. That is even counting shit like "win a chance to go to the USGP and see Daniel Ricciardo" promotions at supercheap auto.
>>95374243>female>not his typeStory checks out
>>95373276First of all, my point was simply challenging his assertion that Mercedes have spent more than Ferrari. He said "it's just a fact" and I'm yet to see evidence, and you've provided none. I guess you're too fucking stupid to read posts?Second, "oh my god they used educated estimates, that must mean it has no correspondence to the truth whatsoever" - yeah I guess an idiot might think that.Third, here's a piece by Forbes that estimates team expenses for 2016. Ferrari's total is £464m (this is just costs, without income deducted, and it includes engine costs too). Mercedes total costs, both for the chassis team and the engine department, is £402m: https://www.forbes.com/sites/csylt/2018/04/08/revealed-the-2-6-billion-budget-that-fuels-f1s-ten-teams/It is a bit of a stretch to claim that Ferrari spent less money than Mercedes in the hybrid era when all the figures I can find are saying the opposite.Sorry that I have shown you to be wrong.Again.
>>95373302what is the hardest lego you did
Its 4am, I've been pwn noobs on the elite image board four channel all evening, another poster points out something in my post.I slurp my irnbru, grab a handful of prawn cocktail crisps, and wipe my sausage like fingers clean on my pants. It's on.I google search furiously looking to prove him wrong. I forget what they said now, it doesn't matter, I have a point to make to impress my followers. I get giddy thinking about the (You)'s this post will get.I hit post. I dont need to complete a captcha, I'm an elite poster, I have a four channel pass.I reach into my crisp packet again, this one is empty, I open my fifth packet for the day. I am momentarily content. I get excited for the (You)'s to start rolling in.I am the enforcer on this website, and I do it for free.
>>95373302Nice OP pic. I'm constantly amazed at what people can create with humble Lego pieces.Also, Black & White Flags for "Driver Warnings" Y/N? I felt that while they can prevent something like the Montreal situation from earlier this year from happening again, I thought the timing of it showing up at Monza and allowing a Ferrari to win was a little too on-the-nose for F1...
>>95376804And I forgot my pic like a retard.
Holy shit there was some superautism going on. Imagine writing rambling, incoherent novels to /f1/ through the night up until 5AM bongtime because someone called your team soulless and their fans plastic gloryhunters several hours before.
is tehre anybody else in the world who doesnt think LeClerc and Verstappen win at minimum the next 10 titles?its basically guaranteed at this point. Any half decent car and their skill can supercede any superpowered meme car another team could put out tehre
CALL ME A REDDIT DRIVER ONE MORE TIME
>>95376804I think it's a good idea also I think that if Ferrari are in a position to win Monza the FIA has a duty to protect that win
>>95378040>Ferrari can only win with FIA protectionlol what a joke of a team.
>>95378179>Mercedes get FIAMG on the line in Canadanothing wrong with that :)>Ferrari doesn't get utterly fucked,by stewards for onceNOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T DO THAT PLEASE FIAMG HELP MEEEEE
>>95376804They were available from Spa onwards (which is the first race after the mid season break)Which makes a lot of sense timing wise doesn't it, it could have been applied to anyone first
>>95376804It was first used to Pierre fucking Gasly you dumb shartinmart
>>95378027As long as they get the car that suits them they'll win it all
Which WAG fits this best?
BASED F1 cucking MotoGPhttps://www.speedcafe.com/2019/09/11/motogp-shifts-aragon-race-to-avoid-f1-clash/>It has now been shifted an hour earlier, meaning that the chequered flag should be waved around 25 minutes prior to the start of the F1 grand prix.
>>95378923Heh, also San Marino GP this sunday. MWL unless someone passes him on last lap, again
Have any modern drivers actually deserved 4+ titles?Hamilton, Raikkonen, Schumacher, Hakkinen, Vettel, Alonso do any of these guys truly deserve THAT many?
>>95378910all of them
>>95378910I mean, the pool is so large it's hard to find one
>>95379063Schumacher deserved 4, Kimi deserved 3, Alonso, Vettel, Mika 2 and Hamilton 1, maybe 2
>>95379109The serb speaks truth
>>95379109this is correct
>>95379109He speaks truth to power
>>95379109>>95379123>>95379128Hakkinen and Raikkonen both deserve the same and more than anybody elsetruly the most talented drivers of all time, nobody else is even close
>>95373347I would do it if Rakesh Bhatia wasn't using a VPN to post under french and kraut flag. There is really no escape from this Bradford paki loving jannies.
>>95379248Mika deserved what he took, the '98 and '99. You can argue mika has better racecraft and more pure talent than Michael, but schumi had it all, a complete package. Kimi deserved 2003 (if FiA didn't cuck michelin and had McLaren been reliable), 2005 again with McLaren unreliability and 2007 - ferrari was an inferior car for the first half of the season because of spygate and he won 3 out of last 4. As far as pure talent goes, even though he's a hotheaded cunt, I'd say Alonso beat mika and kimi in that department
>>95379109>Schumacher deserved 4>Mika 2Who'd you give all the remaining titles to in all those years?>Kimi deserved 3>Alonso, Vettel 2>and Hamilton 1, maybe 2Same problem: That's 8 or 9 in 15 years. Do the remaining titles go to Button and Rosberg?
>>95379380fucking overthinking autist.
>>95379380How does having to fill all the slots make someone deserving or not?
>>95379504Well, for each championship, there had to be someone who deserved it, right?
>>95379535>>95379575Let me express it this way: There had to be someone who deserved it more than anyone else.Of course you could just say that no one deserves it and not attribute it to anyone, but that really is not in the spirit of the competition, is it?
>>95379594Spirit of what competition? The competition of deciding how many championships each driver deserved?
Good afternoon, you fucking idiots.Love to Carrie.
>>95379594FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC TURK NO ONE FUCKING CARESthere is no swear word or insult strong enough in English to really describe how much I hate you.
>>95379617Breeding to Tabi
>>95379609Well, the sport itself, of course. Which is what makes anyone "deserving" or "non-deserving" in the first place. You don't just say: "X was the most deserving, but actually they were all so shit that we rather not name a winner."
>>95379634How fuckin useless is her boyfriend. any man worth shit would have had her knocked up within a month of start dating
>>95374293I honestly thought that was a speedboat in a canal from the thumbnail.
>Toronto Raptors win an NBA championship>suddenly don't want to repeat as champions>Go from Top 5 favorites to not even being in the Top 10>Might possibly blow up the roster this season or nextAre the Raptors officially the Brawn GP of the NBA? I can't think of any other champion that did not aim to repeat after winning.
>>95379681>you don't just sayWhy not? What stops me? I can say no one deserved to win the championship one year, the sport won't implode.
>>95379696Maybe he shoots blanks, don't be so harsh
>>95379756Don't harsh my buzz, goober.
>>95379777FugTake this Tabi to take the edge off
>>95379733Well, okay then. Say what you will, sensible or not.
When will Schumi be revealed?
>>95379808>>95379634I feel the need.The need TO BREED.
>>95379808tabi is a disgusting whore
>>95379992No she's sexy and elegant
>>95379992that's why she's so hot
>Ocon’s two-year deal to drive for Renault does not include an escape clause which would allow him to return to Mercedes in 2021.O O Fhttps://www.racefans.net/2019/09/11/ocon-cannot-replace-hamilton-or-bottas-at-mercedes-in-2021/
>>95376846It’s amazing how accurate that is for such a small scale of Lego
>>95380035Isnt he dropped from merc now though? Toto set him free
>>95379379Yeah, Kimi deserved much more than one title and Vettel deserved much less than 4
Would anyone happen to have that image of Vettee and Hannah at the hockey or whatever with her wearing a Ricciardo shirt?
>>95379946When he's done.
>>95380035>cucked out of merc race seat twice by bottas>not even allowed to go back when bottas leavesKWAB
>>95373462>no power gap between Verstappen and the others
l o l
>>95376686Holy shit my nigga. I loved that one. Was the hardest too because i was so young. Nostalgia...
>>95380185so it does matter what side you put a tyre on.
>>95380197The rear left is probably reverse threaded
Best Ferrari livery.
>>95379729Hey looks like BrawnAnon is still alive
>>95373302>Never forgetfor me, it's 11/9
>>95380035>>95380174>>95380061He has a real 2+1 year contract with Renault, they don't just rent him to Mercedes, so Biteboule and Prost would never accept this kind of clause>>95380065Yes
>>95380235go fly a plane into a building so we can see the modern ferrari blanked
what's your favourite race at spa lads? speaking of spas... i may have knocked up a hooker.
>>95380397You mean spaß? Knocking up hookers is spaß.
>>95380397>i may have knocked up a hooker.again?
>>95380428no, the same one. she messaged me saying we have to talk.
>>95380434>>95380439now you have your very own gf who carries your progeny.can't imagine that gf is any more expebsive than weekly hookers.
>>95380475yeah nah i'm shitting myself.
>>95380500>i'm shitting myselfah fugg she'll charge you extra for that too
>>95376686probably this one?it is goat tho, with it's functioning gearbox etc..
>>95380500mistakes into miracles ladis she cute/beautiful/sexy?
>>95380526kek thanks for the laugh>>95380536she's very cute. lithe and petite. well... fug, i mean until this i guess lol
>>95380560deine Mutter liebt mein Pferdschwanz
>>95380560>>95380616hey there, quit it you two
>>95380556>ywn cum inside a cute, lithe and petite escort and make her a wife after she texts you that she's pregnant with your baby
>>95380623fuck off cuck.
>>95376686Probably this one
>>95380623Yeah, fuck off. We can handle it like grown ups.
>>95380397I recommend not to buy those Pirelli condoms any more.
>>95380676But what if they are for wet conditions?
>>95380676well on the plus side it's been three weeks or so and there's no blistering
One thing I don't understand, why the fuck did Leclerc not give Vettel the tow in Q3? If it was agreed within the team isn't it easier to just do it, instead of now dealing with a pissed off Vettel for the next year?Is this Leclerc mad with grief from last week? Did he decide now was the time to swing his dick around? It feels to me like this decision of Leclercs lead to Vettel's mistake during the race and almost cost the podium.Why doesn't this make any sense?
>>95380690It was released in 1999 you dumb fucking kraut how does that make me a zoomer.
This was one of the most boring builds, as it's literally build the same thing x4 the whole way through, and it's not particularly well designed in the first place. I don't think anyone managed it without some section snapping in half.
>>95380688>Did he decide now was the time to swing his dick around?*ding ding ding* he knows he can make vettee his bitch now with no repercussions.
>>95380697He didn't get 10+ LEGO when he was only 3 years old. Who is the dumb bitch now?
>>95380688He's putting his stamp on the team and soon he'll put his stamp on hannah.
>>95380711Except Vettel's got a contract through next year, so can mess with Lecuck the whole time..."Oh what a shame you're not P1 Sharls, I tried giving you a tow but somehow just lost power, what a terrible shame ha ha ha""Yes Binotto it is terrible that we had contact in turn 1, I just didn't see Sharls there, what a terrible shame!"Vettel's already an accomplished WDC, quite easily he could walk away and do the Rosberg life, Leclerc's the one in a crucial part of his early career.
>>95380688How do you suppose Leckek go past Vettel and give him a tow when there's a Mclel and Renlol blocking the road?
>>95380741and how long do you think he'll stay there if charles is clearly the quicker and more favoured driver and vettee fucks him around? ferrari would pay him out before the season's over.
>>95380713The box said 10-16 and I finished it in only 3 days whose laughing now?
>formula ox FUCKING WHENThis off season has been hell.
>>95380771We is needed to make some calls
>>95380750Binotto clearly thought there was something Lecuck could have done else there wouldn't be anything to forgive him for
>>95380783Holy shit is that Tedi's Dirt Patch and Stick? I thought they'd replaced him>#wherestedi
>>95380766That's my point, Vettel's got nothing to lose. Leclerc is better of keeping him happy so he's a contended little tail gunner running interference against the Mercs instead of what seems to me like deliberately pissing him off to shout "I'm the Ferrari man now!"
>/f1/ - Lego, ox-racing, flag-bashing and hooker sploogingIt's an honour lads
>>95380809sometimes also fantasising about breeding WAGs with your mates.
>>95380816mates don't let mates tag mercedes slags
>>95380818Which slags does they tags?
>>95380818we all have our guilty pleasures and weaknesses.
>>95380830mine is sara lea chocolate cake. with cream. or maybe even icecream if i've been good.>>95380829i mean shit if you're going to be dragging your cock through gutter trash at least find a bint that works at a team worth getting a garage pass for
>>95380809All of those topics are on the spectrum, so are you really that surprised? I'm impressed that there's no crossover with /f1/ and train spotting.
>>95380844We talking shitty films or actual, "Goodness me, the 9:10 to Rutherfordshire is almost a minute late! And they've changed three of the knacklebufferflufferwhippets on the pickodoodle carriage!" horsearsery?
>>95380844Half this fucking board is on the spectrum...
>>95380844Excuse me for interjecting so rudely, but I do not think that a person who is "on the spectrum" can muster the social skills required to acquire the services of a woman practicing the oldest profession in the world.
>>95380861>t. nordic shut-in
>>95380863She flipped his dingaling in her mingy thing without a thin bit of rubber betwi'n. Doesn't sound like a professional to me
>>95380868Aren't you a professional neet? The cheek of you calling someone else a shut in.
>>95380873Exchanging money for a service in return is a business, I bet she pays taxes as well
>>95380856That you had to clarify between the two says a lot lad.
>Stealth Bionicle BreadNoice
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ym_zpZdyBdU>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>95380880I'm known as an authority on knacklebufferflufferwhippets
Have brutal toothache and the dr gave me opioiods I can role play as Correa for some time.
>>95380882/f1/ is a slizer general m8
>>95380892I think I caught the 1:39 knacklebufferflufferwhippets to Houndslough once.
>>95380861and that's a good thing
>>95379063Schumacher, Hamilton, Alonso, maybe Hakkinen because of how impressive his peak was, but he was also incredibly flaky. The guy outqualified Senna at his McLaren-debut, but then looked slower than Coulthard until McLaren had the fastest package and then he left him in the dust.
>>95380900Careful, now - that's how punteraussie got a floosie in trouble
>inflamation battling stem cellsWhy does he need this? Does he have amassive swollen head? How conscious is her, where did they get these stem cells from?
>>95380903>vettel out in five minutes
Is he the worst multiple champion ever?The answer is yes.
They've actually uploaded Schumi's brain into a Magneti Marelli ECU and he's going to be a 7 time Roborace champion.
>>95380917>>95380903>>95380894>Correa potato'd>Schumi conscious>Correa "transported to London clinic.">Schumi "transported to Paris under armed guard"Coincidence? Was Mick just supposed to identify the donor?
>>95380928We feel that way now but once he has retired and we have had time to mellow we will not feel that waay.
I would be careful and demand a paternity test before I start being friendly with a whore.
>>95380947I think you've got your order of operations mixed up m8.
>>95380947i'm not doing anything yet except shit myself. i'll wait and see what she has to say when we talk but i really hope it's "is this your pen? did you leave it behind?
>>95380959I thought they could even do one when it has not been born yet.
schumacher photographed just after regaining proper consciousness for the first time since his unfall
>>95380963maybe she just wants to offer her services to you till death do you apart.
>>95373515>tfw my physio cancelled my appointment this morning because he was going for sail>he gets papp'ed onboard the chase boat
ironic tabi posting is still tabi posting
>>95380963Quick run down?
>>95380676should have used the hypersoft
>>95380992My Tabi posting is far from ironic.
>>95380690yes, I am a 35yo zoomer..
>>95380993i engaged an escort and part way through things we ended up going bareback and i dropped one in her. now she's messaged me and wants to meet tomorrow to talk about something
>>95381025who can stop >us?
>>95380713Shut the fuck UP ABOUT GODDAMN FUCKING LEGOMy grandma was a total bitch, and gave it away to some random shit eater. After i came back from studies i noticed that my collection from a little kid to 18yo was missing. Legos from 1980 to 2004 missing (my older brother go legos too). Ofc grandam got alzheimer and forgot everything. Collection editions, biggest boxes ins eries. To rebuy it out from 2nd sellers i need 12k euro, and i'll miss that feeling that it was from my deceased father and mom every birthday, holydays, christmas etc. YOU KNOW NOTHINGN ABOUT SUFFERING, SHUT THE FUCK UP. I made a lsit on bricks.com and lsited every lego box i can remember and it hink is till missing some because i cant remember what boxes me and brother had as little kids. I'll rebuy it no matter what while you dumbasses whine about zoomer lego
>>95381034Oh that sucks dude. I didn't know they had Lego in the Communist times
>>95381030You don't seriously think she's going to destroy her livelihood in an attempt to turn you into a meal ticket do you? Was the bareback consensual? I have a breeding fetish as much as the next Finn fellow, but certainly wouldn't partake of this with a pro. I'm guessing she's got herpes and wants to give you a heads up about it, despite not having a flare-up when you fucked her.
>>95381034Sorry to hear that, bro.
>>95380794You made me kek hard
>>95381034um sweetie we use brickset.com
>>95380966gib sarah gf
>>95381044i honestly have no idea and that's what is killing me at the moment. we were chatting during the booking about how she wants to stay in australia and has to do some rural work for her second year on her visa, part of me is wondering if this is a visa scam. i don't know which would be better, herpies or a rugrat.>wouldn't partaketakes two to tango and yada yada but i didn't really realise til it was a bit late.
So who will replace Vettel when he retires after this year and will it be Gimi?
How can a female kraut be so beautiful like sophia?
>>95380807i'd argue he has everything to lose right now. he's at risk of being run out of his own team by a rookie for the 2nd time.I also don't think he'd be even slightly interested in being second fiddle to lec.>>95381025бaceд
>>95381069If she tries to visa scam you, report her. We have a truck load of them in NZ coming over on student visas and then just working as prozzies which is a big no no and fucks things up for the legit sex workers that come over for a tour with the proper visas. Speaking from experience as my friend works for the NZ Prostitutes Collective.
>>95381090she's on a working holiday visa. i honestly have no idea if sex work is specifically not allowed but the brothel is a licensed place so i assume they do things at least partially properly. damn my german accent fetish
>>95381036Black seas barracuda was worth 88 000 000 000 pln before denomination. This, blue ship from that set, black castle, robin hood hideout, that small builing with ghost fig glowing in night and some space sets name i cant remember was one of the first my brother got
what is a visa scamt. unknower
>>95381113That's fucking cool man, sorry to hear it.
I seriously hope she doesn't know your real nameif she doesn't just disappear
>Schumi concious Lads how bad will it be when they show him for the first time?
>>95381113this blue boat?
>>95381162It was from same series, but instead of Red and white colors its 1 or 2 segments shorter and with blue and white colors. Figs used yellow shoulders and black chats with yellow plumes. I cant rememer its name, but it was cleary good guys in this collection whiel pirates vere "bad"btw i had a police boat with hull similiar to one you posted
>>95381117You arrive in a country on a visa with a finite time period, then get knocked up by some gullible idiot. You can claim hardship for the child if they're born in your home country without a father, compared to where you opened your legs, so the soft government lets you stay and your child gets citizenship.
>>95381188right but what happens to the baby daddy?
>>95381192Drops the soap
>>95381186I have the (blue) cargo boat and the red fire boat, but didn't get the black police boat to complete the set. My aunt in Holland sent me a waterproof boat motor that hooked to the bottom of my lego ships so I could play with them in my pool, it might be the last time I was ever happy.
Protip: you can't lose you're virginity to a paid whore
>>95381162Sorry for offtopicits called Caribbean Clipper
>>95381196is on the hook (lol) for child support
>>95381192Assuming the father is in the picture, they have a "happy life" forever after. If he's not in the picture and the woman doesn't care because she's escaped her country, nothing, but if she is smart as well as conniving, she petitions the courts in her new found country for the father to support her fuck trophy for 18 years, and the man's life is ruined.
>>95381202>aunt in Holland sent me a waterproof boat motor that hooked to the bottom of my lego shipsHoly shit I forgot I had that too, for a white game boat.
all you have to do is not nut inside a vagina how hard can it be
>>95381243haha yeah how hard can it be haha
>>95381243I shoot inside out of principle :DI have a gf though and she loves it
>>95381243won't know it til you try it
>>95381205One of my earliest memories is of my best friend, (at the time, we were 6 I believe) me, and his father building the Black Seas Barracuda together on his birthday. We finished it by the afternoon and then for some reason my friend got upset about something and kicked the ship across the floor, and then his father pulled off his belt and slapped the shit out of him with it. Good times!
How can be she 39 years old?
>>95381234Aftermarket though, it definitely wasn't from lego was it? 50% white where the batteries went and blue around the propeller? Looking back into this memory, it blatantly would have awoken any girl into lego about that time, it vibrated massively.
>>95373643>he's been dead for over 30 yearsNo, he's been reincarnated as a Turk from Gelsenkirchen
>>95381271That sounds pretty fucking familiar
That's not the only thing pumping...
>>95381280This is the lego manual from those boats, they even alluded to an aftermarket product that was available, but fuck me if I can find whoever made it.
>>95381328She looks like my sister
>>95381260Fuck tabbi I want to take a chance on breeding a retard with this 39 year old.
>>95381360please understand I'd like to breed your sister
>>95381328>went for fun>too hot>not sweating at allyes
>>95381328damnit why didn't i book her?
>>95381365Write to her, maybe she is availablehttps://instagram.com/noemimj
>>95381404Thanks lad just slipped into the DM's
>>95381393Because Australia doesn't need a population boom you loose cannon
>>95381440heh thanks for the laugh anon
>>95381523Seething Toto is the most entertaining Toto
>>95380707I had 0 problems building this. It was boring yeah, but I dunno how you would snap something in half.
>Man Who Thought He'd Lost All Hope Loses Last Additional Bit Of Hope He Didn't Even Know He Still Had
>>95381590>Wish I was with Gimi at the retirement home...
Speaking of career ending pregnancy, the W-series has picked the 14 drivers that will go to the Almeria Test.Abbie Eaton, UKAbbie Munro, UKAnna Inotsume, JapanAyla Agren, NorwayBelen Garcia, SpainBruna Tomaselli, BrazilCheslea Herbert, New ZealandCourtney Crone, USAGabriela Jilkova, Czech RepublicHannah Grisham, USAIrina Sidorkova, RussiaKatherine Legge, UKMichelle Gatting, DenmarkNerea Marti, SpainThe drivers outside the top 12 last season are still in the selection pool, they just don't get tested again.
>Black master and his slaveHow do we rate this cu ck btw?
reminder that ricciardo is unexposable
>>95381584>this flag, this postYea okay Wernher von Braun, the first two stages of the build were definitely too long before the top joining pieces were applied, which leads to piece tension outside of LEGO guidelines (reminder that the set was a Creator build initially and not from actual Lego engineers). The 4x sides you had to apply to this piece definitely were flimsy, it's not even up for debate.
>>95381639For me, it's Courtney Crone
>>95381639>Immediately googled to see if the Jap was qt and the ruskie was sexyNot disappointed
>>95381639>Courtney CroneBASED.Shame her online presence is so limited. No instagram and twitter is basically abandoned.
>>95381639For me its Bruna Tomaselli, she is actually good in usf2000, always on the top 10
>>95381697>>95381639Instant waifu tier
>>95381639Chelsea Herbert is 90% the spitting image of my missus who is a surgical theatre nurse. You best believe I've run some fantasies.
>>95381745Jesus you can store 2 CAT cranes behind those teeth
Why would chadwikc even bother doing W-series again?
>>95381775Superlicense points next year for W-series, wasn't it?
>>95381775Easy 500k/year income
>>95381740I've known of her for 5 minutes and I already know that if she doesn't make it I'm gonna be upset
>>95381775Because she cant compete with man in the series>also the award money
Had this fucker as a kid>Functioning rear differential connected to the piston engine>u-joint steering column>accessible engine bayBut being a dumbass kid I probably broke some stuff playing with it
>>95381798>Wiltshire>Born: January 15, 1965
>>95381745please understand that I want to breed your missus
>>95381639Are DC & Wurz still in charge of...uhm...lets say the selection process?
>>95381839Understood totally, I completely lose interest in women I'm seeing when they don't get hit on when we go out.
>>95381842I hope so
>>95381894Jesus sybians are getting more and more realistic.
had a not so nice dream lads
>>95381745for me its male to female finances
>>95381797>>95381740>Lego posts as wellLiteral perfection and I haven't even listened to what I'm sure will be her toe-curlingly qt accent yet
>>95381946shitty shoes for a funeral
>>95381642based >>95381931what was it bro
>>95382014about this friend i have a crush on
Fuck CarrieFuck SophiaFuck ChadwickFuck HannaGlory to the fucking motherland
leaked pic of Schumi getting stem cell treatment in Paris (pommes parisienne)
Anyone else have this beauty? Mine's still going strong but the stickers are starting to peel
>>95382126what is her instagram
>She only just turned 16God damn it Russia. Every single time.
You are now aware that SkyF1 changed their narrative from:>"Vettel has a contract that guarantees him number 1 status"to>"Leclerc has wrestled away number 1 status from Vettel"
>tfw he's being him again
>>95381740>>95381797>>95381952she tried adding me and most of my karting mates on fb when she was a karting loli years ago.
>>95382319I know but I've been working on/off for the past two weeks so haven't had the sad feels.
>>95382406Just making sure that you're making conscious decisions.
>>9538246450% me 50% the Russian national anthem being intoxicating
Based Mäkinen will win this race!!
>>95382540TOYOTA 1-2-3LATVALA OTT MEEKE
>>95382540Why the eesti plates?
>>95381639Does this mean they dropped the pointless assesments about PowerPoint presentations and such? Also where is the meme atreaming series about that we were promised
>>95375079>estimated means nothingAs I said, perhaps an idiot would believe something as ridiculous as that.If you want to see figures including engine costs see here: >>95376525>>95375237I'm surprised by that personally. The last thing I saw with Hamilton in was an advert for the Mercedes AMG One, although fair enough I see that Monster drink Lewis Hamilton edition in shops. But Ric has done tons of Renault adverts that I keep seeing on YouTube, and people have posted on here adverts of him that are up in Australia (pic related)
>>95382540reminder that Latvala broke up with his big titted wife, so now he will drive like a free man again! easy win incoming.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7451911/Michael-Schumacher-conscious-undergoing-stem-cell-therapy-Paris-hospital.htmlFinally my foreskin amounts to something
>>95382874im pretty sure hes ''conscious'' since like 2018
>>95382884I meant Maisa Torppa pic
>>95381639>We may end up with Garcia v Garcia and Marta v MartiOh, I’m sure this won’t confuse Claire at all
>>95382977The sun coming up confuses Claire.
Come to think of it, I want her to commentate Formula mEme.>car spins>doesn't get going again immediately>it cuts to the onboard>"I think he must have stalled it, I can't hear the engine running"
>>95382989>Born a worm>Spins a cocoon>Goes to sleep>Wakes up a butterfly>What the fuck is that about?
>>95382874Yeah because this isnt concioushttps://drivetribe.com/p/michael-schumacher-watching-f1-d4pd2kX_SCq-QonzZZmn2A?iid=aTZYnY09R5ukNP69eZSzXQ
fugg, I didn't know about them
>>95383069>alcohol yas kweeen fake tan yaaaaaaaassss shit tonne of makeup guuuuurrrl yasssss gurl go getem yaaaassss>>95382813high iq move
You have now considered the much higher than average statistical likelihood that O'Shilly is a ginger.
>>95383139he was always a ginger manlet imo
back OT, this looks nice to build too.."There’s a six-cylinder engine under the bonnet with a working valvetrain. The gearbox has switchable low and high-range."
>>95383088Her sister is a burlesque dancer. Currently pregnant.
Merc mEme car and driver reveal soon (It's Stoff and De Fries, full Benelux)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpn0Q_91t1U
>>95383294Must be nice having that much wiggle room to not be considered the biggest slut in the family.
>>95383326Youtube stream not workingCuntbook is workinghttps://www.facebookcom/mercedesbenzeqfe/videos/548793055925055/
>>95382564Make it Ott because he's the only one who can break Sebastien wins lol>>95382585I just noticed they're not Finnish too. But they've been using these for a long time>>95382813Fug :--DDDAlso apparently marshals have 50% off from merchandise this year. I bought lots of useless stuff
>>95383326I predicted a stereotypical "futuristic" livery
>>95383353It's gonna be the F1 livery with some electric blue highlights instead of green.
>>95383181>>95383139Not ginger and not a manlet ;)
>>95383382>doesn't deny being O'Shillykek
This is peak zoomer tier
Oh fugg the drivers are Stoffel Vandoorne and Michael Schumacher
>>95383396Not o'shilly ;)
>Nyck pretending he had a chance at F1 so snubbed it for FEOoof
Marketing goon acting like Nyck is there for any reason other than a paycheck
>>95380917>where did they get these stem cells from?It's a currently in testing tech that transforms whatever type of cell into a stem cellSo they probably collect cells from the skin
>It's the F1 liveryWho would have guessed?
>>95383326>full Beneluxwhere's the Luxembourger?
>>95382850Even as a HAM fan I just love this pic
I kind of feel bad for Debris now lads
>>95383326>De VriesNOOOOOMY F1 2020 LINEUP PREDICTIONS ARE DESTROYED
wait did anyone actually expect de Vries in f1 next year?
Marshal meeting now
>>95383693>>95383706Not by himself t b hI saw him as a possible solution if Albon was good enough in RB and if Marko wanted to get rid of Kvyat
>Mercedes make Nyck sit out a race when Lewis wants a go because he cares about "the environment and the baby seals and shit"Won't surprise me when it happens.
>>95383761Is pretty gay
>>95383761>Didn't make one of star/triangle things red to trigger some peopleFor shame.
>Two works teams>Zero German driversInteresting
>>95383792is the meme team based in germany?
You now remember that Mercedes quietly took "Keep Fighting Michael" off the car.https://www.motor1.com/news/47561/fight-sticker-to-stay-on-mercedes-after-schumacher-coma/>"The Schumi sticker will stay on the car as long as Michael is fighting his difficult fight," confirmed team boss Toto Wolff.
>>95383761>Vandoorne and De VriesDead in the water
>>95383807Toto Wolff lied? I am SHOCKED
inb4 Mercs lobby their own electric motor concept as the only possible one for FE, buy out the stewards, open up general car regs and MWL ensues
>>95383846That was their test livery.This is the actual livery for the season.
>>95383839>Mercs lobby their own electric motor conceptDon't forget that Renault did it too, and that the other teams, including the one who has a veto were dumb enough to accept this
>>95383858Why they make it uglier
>>95383878Fuck off proxy faggot, you were exposed already two threads agp.
>>95382165I have the williams one
so when is michael coming back to F1, he'll probably be plug-n-play with a USB port
>>95383948>proxy faggot???My point still stands though
>>95382585>>95383352their logistics center is in estonia
hasn't schumacher been conscious already only unable to talk/walk
>>95384076Yes, in july the jornalists said that the potato was watching f1
>>95381639What the fuck,Nerea and Belen are fucking 10-15th tier on Spanish F4 >the full state of W series.KWAB!
>>95381034Beat the shit out of your grandma anon, she has too pay.
>>95381034nothing worse than boomer women giving away your childhood mine always gave away my snessorry to hear that polandbro
>had a close IRL friend>we both decided to ghost each other at the same timeI don't know if it's even the correct term anymore, just nobody wants to talk or hang out with the other. We're both too autistic and won't delete "friend" on online stuff even when it's been complete silence for a year.
>>95384314Imagine entering FormulajokE unironically
>>95384306>Ted will never use your testicles as a punching bagWhy even meme?
>>95384312He literally has one more year in his contract but he's somehow going to go to toro Rosso or something
*crack**sip*Ahhhh, Spa 2008. Now THAT was a corner cut...
>>95384372More likely that he retires
Why is this thread so fast? It's wednesday ffs.Go outside and have sex.
>>95384518but you get arrested for that
>>95376686You blew my nostalgia fuse, bro. When I got this as a present I'd've jizzed my pants if I was old enough.
>>95384535For going outside?Or for having sex?
>>95373302You can tell how ancient this image must be by the number on the nose.
>be woman>completely ruin your teamWhen will Claire get the boot?
>>95384581For it being Wednesday.
>>95384612>blinds on the 54th floory tho?
>>95384641keep sun ouit
BITCH FIGHTHandbags at dawn
>>95384686I really want her to just go "Yes" and watch the nuclear fallout.
Im starting a new job and I can pick a company car on a business lease. It has to be a volkswagen. Should I pick a Golf or a Polo and why? I can't pick the hybrid ones.
>>95384713>It has to be a volkswagenPretty obvious choice desu
>>95384727As im working for a Dutch company it obviously has to be cheap-ish hahaha
>>95384646Just close ur eyes nigga lmao
>>95384713why does it have to be a vw?
>>95384731New golf, all you need for city comfy
oh wow,Norris's sister accepted my follow requestshe's only followed by 300 ppl
thinkgen about gimi
>>95384897>ah fugg having a nidemare XD
>>95384658inb4 the insults go into looks and social media behaviour
>>95384696She should start the shitstorm proper with "Ummmm, sweety..." :D
>>95384810post some of her pics pls
>>95384731Always go Golf my dude
>>95384971We need her to become teammates with Gaylel so we can have a /team snacks/ meme
>>95385001David Goffin boutta finna get dabbed on when she announces F3 drive 2020
>>95384973>pro-euwhat a fag
>tweets of random lower series driversstate of f1 threads. pathetic.
quick someone post the screenshot of chawdwick coming 2nd to last against males only beating some 50 year old and reply (basically yes).
>>95384957I think she's underage,like 17 or something
>>95382165Yep, on the shelf behind me, a true beauty. Stickers are giving up fromt he side exposed to the room, the other side is still going strong.Considered tearing it down just to buolt it again many times desu
>posts by literal Latviansstate of f1 threads. pathetic.
baltic men have little willies
>>95385105>implying that has stopped anyone in this thread
>>95385105ok just don't post any nudes
>>95385034>made the jump one year too soon>26 years old>With 3 (three) seasons of GP3 behind her back
>>95385123plot twist: all her pics are nudes
go on, let's see this goblin female then.
>>95385143she looks like Lando after hormones
>>95385143Anya Taylor-Joy tier goblina
>>95385143That is pretty much exactly how I would have guessed she would look like.
>>95376686>>95380690I'd rather be a Vroomer (I still have the box for this thing but my cat pissed on the barcode sheet)
>>95385166That head does not match the bodyWTF?
>>95385034Brehslook at this dudewait till you see it
>>95385166really big girl. like.
>>95385166She's a big girl
>>95385118P E R T HERTH
>>95379063Kimi only has 1
>>95380035Good fuck ocon
>>95380142Hannah is my favorite WAG based Seb knocking up and marrying someone he’s known all his life. WDC to Seb 2020
>>95380639I wish this would happen to me desu
>>95380809This is why this is the best place to discuss F1 unironically
>>95381569The only good Toto is a seething one
>>95385783lad go to >>95385197
>>95381260Hands are the giveaway for older women. There's no plastic surgery for that.
>>95383948>he's so blinded by his false beliefs that he thinks anybody who speaks the truth must be the same personLMAO how utterly pathetic.
anybody have the pic of the M8 chasing the tiny ford gt's?
>>95388012Ive got a pic my ny mate chasing some tinny cord biddies.
>>95388253yeah I'm thinking based and redpilled
>>95381341It's a Playmobil motor
did the thread get purged? werent there like 530 replies in here earlier