>Letting the thread die overnightNot happy m80s
if BrisBIN win im gonna kill myself and enact a witches curse with my sorrowful blood, cap this post
>>95376239i don't get it
LADSTelstra removed the 4chan ban just a few hours ago. We should be thriving once more come finals when it's all too late
Cant believe Spud offed himself lads
>>95377036Yep looking more like suicide now. I thought it may be risky doing it in a car because of the chance of surviving and being in a wheelchair for life. I guess going 200kmph would make sure of it.
>>95379423It's a little creepy watching the last episode of the bounce he was getting on the camera as dunstal was doing the outro and dunstal called him an idiot.
>>95378949Is TPG safe?
>>95376239lol i see she covered her moot this time
>>95379964just skimming it, he does seem a bit weird and aggro with the host at times. I never watch those shows though tbf
Dunstall really comes off as an annoying cunt
>>95376239why do I live in this city?
>>95378949Couldn't people just change their DNS or some shit to make it work
>>95380447Yeah that's what I've been doing, but harder to do on some phones when using dataBut /afl/ being dead has nothing to do with it, it's just a shit general
>>95380467/afl/ has always had a strong contingent of phoneposters at the game/pub/with mates
>>95380507yikes who the fuck posts here from a pub
>>95380467business idea: post the best of BT voice clips this year and make them blend into a song, then put it up on Twitter to garner BT's attention directly from 4chan OC
>>95380587need an /afl/ equivalent of the 4chancricket twitter
>>95378949just did a quick check for Optusstill DNS banned
>>95376239what's wrong with pozzburniansbet you can't even see her cunt on it either
Do NOT die again cunts
>>95382776god i wish that were me
>>95382776based flyin' ryan
>>95371851more of her?
>>95376239statues:>ron barassi: one of the greatest players of all time and a legendary coach, practically the face of the AFL>leigh matthews: the toughest player in the history of the sport, one of the most prolific goalscoring midfielders ever>kevin bartlett: one of the all-time greatest rovers and one-time games record holder, iconic hairstyle and pugnaciousness>e.j. whitten: one of the inaugural legends, one-time games record holder, missed greatly after his death from cancer, charity named after him>whoever this bitch is: played 22 games and whinged about meanies on the internetfucking disgraceful. I played sixty games all the way up to the under-14's,now i'm twenty-five and I frequently think about suicide thanks to bad life choices and years of being bullied in high school, and yet I don't ask for a fucking statue.
Tayla Harris should change her name to I Don't Know.That way the tour guides won't have to change their answer when asked about the statue.
calm down incels, the statue is just an exhibition in federation square for a couple weeks. Anyone can commission a statue
>>95383680did you lift this from facebook or reddit?
>>95383700I fucking hope so
I honestly don't really care if Daniher leaves.
>>95380467I find the app DNSCloak for iphone quite useful for getting around the DNS routing issues when using data.
>>95376239How long until the posthumous Hannah Mouncey statue?
>>95383715sounds like a standard formulaic joke that you just plug inputs into. like>what is the best part about driving around with a fan of <Team X>? you get to park in the handicap spots! xD
iggs if I'm to be completely honest with you all
>>95391402Tiggs if I'm to be completely honest with you all
>>95376239you are getting nuked
>>95391402>>95391418Pies if I'm to be completely honest with you all
For me, it's a Tiggers/Pies GF
>>95377036I hate cunts that top themselves when they have families and people relying on them.
for me, it's poached eggs on vegemite toast
>>95391805for me, it's just plain vegemite toast and a glass of milk
prefer the adults breakfast: black coffee and a cigarette.
>>95392315Thats a good combo, you dont need salt when you've got the Vegemite base.
>>95383594Its the NAB engaging in a cheap cultural war to deflect from the fact they are corrupt cunts who should be lynched.
crows coach just resigned lads
>>95393291More like re-signed, to his finale that is
>>95392315the aussie joe rogan
>>95371851Post more webm like this
NEED Adelaide to hire Ross the Boss.NEED Ross the Boss to take his 3rd club to the top of the ladder and have people still pretend he's not elite.
>>95393808>Adelaide to hire Ross the Boss.>we choke enough as it is, thank you
>>95393808>Adelaide to hire Ross the Bosshilarious if true
le we are edssington XDDxDDD
>doggos>zero (0) abbos on listare they /our club/ ?
xdd le racism toward boongs so funny n hilarious n edgy lOL! XD
>>95393886what about johannisen?
>>95393910oh shit nvm, just a regular mutt
>>95393910>johannisenhe's a coloured saffa
>Dixon forgetting to say "gamble responsibly" in this week's Pick a WinnerGrim
>>95394086Time to gamble irresponsibly lads
>>95394086Just lost the house thanks to that.
Which are the boomer and zoomer teams?
>>95394191Boomer: Pies, Blues, Demons Zoomer: Suns, Hawks, Cats
Port Adelaide Power Football Club (est. 1997)
For me, it's lifetime melbourne resident PerthBoy86
>willie riolioh nononono
>>95394859Is this for real ? Tested positive for a banned substance?
>Geelong vs West Coast final>Iggles are back on the gearHaving flashbacks, lads. They can't keep getting away with it.
>>95394859arrrr fucks sake
>>95394881yeah it's either he was tampering with urine samples or actually tested positive. Probably the latter, either way won't be seeing willie for a while
>>95394859>Megpis lost to a roided Shiggles by a kick and now team abo will be exposed KekKEK
Some conflicting info, probably find out at the press conference but>False urine sample provided by Willie Rioli. Substituted someone else’s urine for his. Provisional suspension - maximum punishment is four years.
why does recruiting boongs always have a catch
>>95394897West coke back to their old tricks
>Rioli>using a prohibited method to provide a sampleKEK>"ayy bullay cuz, giss a sum ya piss for whitey, had a biggun las night"
>Ben Cousins has been refused bail and remanded in custody. Defence argued it wasn’t a failed drug test but he provided a diluted sample after a long run @9NewsPerth1:07 PM - Aug 1, 2019rly makes u think
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtUDFvFRWuY>Most recent commentIt seems they're already on it
>>95394964I literally saw him at Garden City on Tuesday August 27th. The Eagles lawyers must be raking in obscene retainer fees just to keep this cunt semi-straight and avoid the continued PR blowback
>>95394968>bawking 2 opponents 15m out is GOTY materialsad
>>95394941This was an ASADA breach, not a recreational breach. This is a return to the 1990s roiding Eagles, not the methheads of the 2000s.
>>95394997>This was an ASADA breach, not a recreational breach.what's the difference? Surely this counts as AFL's "in competition" period
>>95394959>using a prohibited method to provide a sampleFeel sorry for the guy. He grew up with BBC being a big thing, so when his didn't measure up he ended up using a prosthetic dong rather than having some drug tester seeing his LBC.
>>95395017>"A form of bawk, which is used to describe the sound a fleeing canine may produce. A lower pitched yelp."that black dog is yelping guaranteed
>>95395005In competition is matchday only.
>>95395028lmao what a joke. Hope he gets sent back to whatever red dirt shit hole he's from in disgrace
>>95395039Just what did he put in the little bottle?
>Drawing all the attention towards an Iggs player to let Dusty off scott-free for the Roidmond hipI see your game Gil
>>95395042His career. Sample tampering is a full length ban. Four years. Gone.
willie rioli hereneed some /afl/ pee lads pls piss in this cup
>Spud>Pyke>Rioli>Telstra unbannedHave the AFL gods conspired to unleash all of these HAPPENINGS to save based /afl/ and make it thrive once again?
>>95395072government just issued website bans lad, might be a temp reprieve.t. optuscuck
Which is the worse urine incident? AFL or NRL?
>>95395072>Telstra unbannedbased, just checked. about fucking time though
>>95395039Ahhh, the old “Solo in the piss cup” trick
>>95395082Gonna need a run down on this.
>Telstra unbanned>optus still has the DNS banbit grimhopefully they wisen the fuck up
He thought he was supposed to jizz in the cup, didn't he?
>>95395088There was a fad a while back where blokes/NRL players would try and piss in their mouth when taking a slash. NRL player got his picture taken mid attempt and was shared around.
>>95395082define "worse"one is just NRLel meathead shenanigans business as usual, the other is an "indigenous star of the AFL" pissing (kek) away his career and further tarnishing the sullied reputation of the shiggles
Essendon should really get a rematch against the Iggles (or better yet, take their place) as playing against drug cheats is absurdly unfair.If your team advances / you still get the benefits of winning then there's no real short term downside to doping your team up.
>>95395117trying too hard/10
>>95395141I'm serious. Drug cheats get stripped of medals / kicked out of competitions. It's the only fair thing to do.If Essendon can't take their place, then Geelong gets the default win.
>>95395117>>95395150>drug cheats should be replaced by drug cheatsidiot. Cats should go through by default for maximum iggs tears
Test happened on Aug 20th and they let him play two games including a final. Can't be that serious, surely.
>>95395160results take time at a National Level mate, I'd assume they tested the B sample to confirm results before this being disclosed
>"We need some drama, everyone is depressed as fuck over Frawley, that's bad for the bottom line. Do it."
>>95395096well yeah, he had to FILL it
just got lexapro ladsfeeling in the dumps again :(
>>95395198don't do it lad, SSRI's are the devil from big PharmaJEWticals
Jamie Elliott got an offer from the d*mongs, shan't accept such a blasphemous temptation
>>95371851metaphor for the sport honestly
>>95395198SSRIs royally fuck you up and make your worse in the long run m8
>>95395170They told him two days after the Richmond game.
What would Cyril think?
Changing my tip to Geelong.
>>95395211because that's when the results came through, what don't you understand about that?
>>95395212probably relieved he never got caught
>>95395216And then let him play two more games?
can't name a single Afl player except james herd
Legit don't know how you would even do that? They watch them piss when they do the urine samples
How the fuck do you even give a fake sample when the tester stands over your shoulder and watches you piss in the cup?
>>95395160>>95395227alright I'll bite this is either weak bait or you are a legitimate retard>test sample is taken on August 20th, 2 days after the game against Richmond (Round 22 August 18th)>ASADA then puts it into the sample testing catalog>time passes while this testing log is worked through>during the time that passes, Rioli plays 2 more games>adverse results come back THIS WEEK>AFL, Rioli and West Coast are notified by ASADA on Wednesday>Rioli is stood down Thursday (today)fucking hell mate
>>95395270would be howling if he used the white cock
>Shiggles player palps someone's jaw and gets suspended>Win hip>Shiggles player takes this ASADA or whatever the fuck it is and gets suspended>???They're really grasping at straws aren't they
>>95395270>SexPhew. Was worried about the size there for a minute.
>>95395274honestly i probably wouldn't have the balls to challenge somebody over their cock
>>95395255Ah i thought they notified him 2 days after the Richmond game. Not that that was the day of the test.No need to be a flamin mong m80
>>95395290that's why you don't get to watch guys piss for a living mate>>95395295>No need to be a flamin mong m80buy a mirror
>>95395300>buy a mirrorWhy for?
got this retard on a string lads
>>95395228I cant name a thugby player besides wally lewis
>>95395371I don't even know that is. Do Folau and Hunt still play rugby?
>>95395371don't watch rugby either
>>95395371Rugby? Never heard of her
>>95395383I only know that guy that stuck his finger up someones bum. hopa.
Seriously can anyone name one current NHL player?
>>95395499I only know Gretzky but I don't know if he's still playing
>>95392315fuck that looks good
>>95395528He's in the Finnish league now
>>95395547Oh, I didn't know that. I guess I don't know any NHL players.
Really makes me question all the other Rioli flags.Roaches and Richmond need a big ******,
the mail is rioli substituted toilet water in fear of his creatine habit getting out
>>95395586pretty garbage mail desu
GEELONGIn: C.Guthrie, R.StanleyOut: G.Rohan (injured), M.Duncan (knee)WEST COASTIn: J.PetruccelleOut: W.Rioli (suspended)BRISBANEIn: N.RobertsonOut: M.Robinson (hamstring)GREATER WESTERN SYDNEYIn: A.TomlinsonOut: B.Deledio (calf)
>>95395586>creatineHe's not balding though
>>95395586Reckon you might be creatine that out of thin air
iggs peelong odds have flipped>wce $2.00>cats $1.80
>>95395647>Rohan outHawkins is going to have a world of pressure tomorrow night
>>95395676why though, rioli isn't a massive out
fuck lads, it's a /fit/ memefucking sloth cunts
>>95395682rioli finals factor
>>95395682people are idiots. odds should've been about even to begin with.
>>95395676Wew, good thing I waited before betting on the shiggles. They should still beat Cats given Kit-Kat > Stanley amongst other factors from last week.
hey lads it’s the real willie Rioli hereI NEED an excuse to play. help me out my /afl/ family
>>95395682mental blowand he is quite good, overworks the defence at the very least
Lyon working crows cuckstomers into a finna shoot on twitter
>>95395716>mental blowquite honestly think it'll have a galvanizing effect
>>95395716But they've still got Kennedy, Darling, RYAN and Petruccelle while Cats lost Duncan and threw out Rohan which will make their offense a little more lackluster.
>>95395738>and threw out RohanWhy? Injured?
>>95395738odds are swayed by how much money agencies get, and who people are betting on. Gamblers are utter morons
>>95395741Did you see him miss some simple shots last week? The decision-makers must have seen him as a liability rather than someone who can bounce back in a life-or-death match. Not sure if it'll bolster their forward line but their mids should definitely do some damage if they're gonna win.
>>95395766He still created a lot more opportunities than everyone else and he's been one of their best performers all yearRohan can't catch a break, first with the Swans now this. Must be an insufferable cunt in person
willie on the b-clear?
>"He's very, very flat. The club and our staff are really worried about his wellbeing. He's not in a great space and it's our job to help him as much as we can."They're gonna turn this into a sob story now aren't they
It wouldn't be that difficult to inject a masking agent up your urethra prior to taking a urine test, and the tester wouldn't see you doing anything wrong. He'd need to know he was being tested in advance though.
>>95395932Yes it would. They dont leave your side from the moment they tell you you're getting tested to the moment the sample is sealed
>out in straight sets AGAINgive me chris scott's head on a plate
>>95395972not if >we get DQ'd
>>95395981One drug cheat won't get >you DQ, unless it comes out tomorrow that half your team are taking them, Taylor usually covers Kennedy well but after the half assed effort against the pies and Duncan out I don't see any positives at all
>>95395682the SHOOK factor
>>95395981>one dumb abbo diluted his piss after some cones>iggs get DQ'd>mass drug cheating bummers get the call upa daring synthesis
>>95395939>He'd need to know he was being tested in advance though
>>95395647>In: N.RobertsonDon't mind him but fuck me if he gets exposed hard sometimes after having played in the NEAFL for extended periods. Hope he's just there to heem cunts without >us having to lose a player to suspension.
>2030>They invent a technology that can generate a history of illegal sport drugs/enhancements used in people's bodies from the moment they were born and approximately what month they were usedHow many GF teams would be exposed over history dating back to the oldest living footy legend?
>>95396068You really think im gonna read an entire post instead of just reading the start & forming my opinion?
>>95396087You could legitimately put a big asterisk after almost every single GF team in the AFL era of footy tbqh.
>>95396104BASED Reality Check love the bigfooty comeback mate
business idea: sports leagues that allow players to inject fucking everything and anything as long as they play betterseriously lads, at the end of the day they're doing it for us, let them do some fucking juice
>Gaff 32+ disposals and Iggs to win @4 on LadbrokesThe only question here is the Iggs win or not, the Gaff criteria is a lock which makes this some juicy value
>>95395972He just got re-signed until 2022 based on his strong first half of the year.[spoiler]Hopefully Adelaide """"steal"""" him.[/spoiler]
>>95396157Honestly this. Just have some hopped-up roidmonkeys tearing up the pitch for a while
>>95396157>>95396306>1-on-1s can become blatantly one-sided based off the use of an external factorYeah nah
>>95396157I'm pretty sure most players would be on PEDs, I don't see why it would be different from other sports.
>>95396327Not if both players are chock full of big boy substances
>West Coast Eagles livewire Willie Rioli was caught pouring a liquid — possibly an energy drink — into a drug-test beaker in a panicked attempt to dupe anti-doping officers.>“He tried to manipulate his sample on-site and got caught red-handed,” a source said.>Rioli would then have been forced to provide a legitimate sample, the test results of which had not yet been revealed, the insider added.energy drink into a test tube lmao what an idiot, what if that other test is clean? I doubt it is but fuck it I'd risk it over a 4-year ban for tampering
>>95396717if he was fucking CAUGHT tampering with a test how the FUCK did they allow him to play two games after that?
>>95396717Lmao holy fuck >>95395087
>>95396717>just abbo things
>>95396717Surely he could have gotten some tips from Cuzzy on how not to test positive?>>95394964
lmao wtf is this even
same old eagles always cheating
>>95396913kek, hope it was Blue Bolt
>It has left Robinson to question whether ASADA is to blame for the result, given the strict protocols players must adhere to when undergoing random drug testing.>“You have to drop your strides and your undies to your knees and you have to lift up your t-shirt. So you’re standing there naked,” Robinson told AFL 360.>“And the guy … is testing you and staring at you wee into a jar. They take that jar and it never leaves. That’s it. It goes away.>“We are led to believe now from that process, what was in that jar was not urine.>“But if the guy or girl was watching Willie wee into a jar how can that not be urine?>“I wouldn’t be surprised if the error here is ASADA’s doing.”Is this true? I seriously doubt they have someone standing there with your willy out like this
got your urine sample right here asada*pisses in your face*
>>95397022>Is this true? I seriously doubt they have someone standing there with your willy out like thisyes m8, entirely true
>>95396717>caught pouring a liquid — possibly an energy drink — into a drug-test beaker>caught pouring a liquid>pouring a liquidWHAT THE FUCKDID HE HAVE A FUCKING CAN IN HIS HANDHOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE
is blackfella piss different from whitefella piss?
>>95397022>I seriously doubt they have someone standing there with your willy out like thisyeah lad i've had piss tests for work and when on parole and that's exactly how it is
>>95396752This. The whole situation is absurd.
Mitch Robinson is a wabo
>52 posters before it's even FridayNeed Optus and maybe Vodafone to follow suit pronto
How dumb do you have to be to pour an energy drink into a piss jar in front of a tester?
>>95397623You don't have to be dumb, it's an (ab)original idea
what's frawley got to be depressed about? wife, 3 beautiful daughters, fantastic career, loved by everyone. I'm a fucking loser with no friends, never had a gf, no career prospects and suicide has never crossed my mind
>Telstra block down >Other providers should follow suit Yeah I'm thinking the boys are back in town. Welcome back my /afl/ family
>>95397743>wifeLeft him for a chad>3 beautiful daughtersLikely turned against him by the former wife>fantastic careerWhich he'll make no money off of after pissing it all away on an investment scam>loved by everyoneNot by his immediate family clearly, or at least not enough
>robbo so pissed at the end of 360 it looked like he was sucking down a vomgrim lads
>>95396087interestingly this could be possiblethere could be a cell of a follicle that acts as a timeline. like, hair can provide info on when a drug is taken.imagine finding that cell or follicle and doing a whole analysis. mad stuff
>>95397743>3 beautiful daughters
>>95397873You know, I cant...
>>95397873he took the logicpill
tried the eggs and vegemite meme, didn't think too much of it, vegemite just overpowers the egg and the egg adds nothing to the vegemite.
>>95398291reckon it would work better with a (runny) fried egg on toast desu
Got the multi sorted, Miers 1+ goals @1.5 is the value and top it with a modest over 138.5 to get some true value out of it, add something else on Ladbrokes to get double winnings (in bonus bets sadly)
>>95398682all the best multibro
>>95398700You too m8
>dacks around your ankles & shirt lifted up to your nips>inspector sits right there and watches the piss come out of your cock>dye is added to the shitter so you can't dip the jar in and dilute the sample>sink taps are taped over>this was 3 weeks ago and we're only hearing about it todayyeah nah this stinks. ASADA fucked up.
>>95391688Same hereSuicide is the act of a coward and I'm not surprised many religions shit on it.
Not sportsLong live /nrl/
HEAVE HO UNNA
I'd like to talk about moments
Up and at 'em
/nrl/ is up, select your team to barrack for in the finals >>95405146
>BRISBANE will host matches at the Gabba on Easter Thursday for the next three seasons. The first two games in 2020 and 2021 will feature Collingwood, with another Victorian side to play in the 2022 fixture. They've finally earned it
Yeah I’m thinking it’s Weetbix for breakfastHow many do you do?
>>95405984I am sorry?
>>95398291eggs need to be poached lad
>>95405984my dog's shits smell exactly like hot weetbix
>>95405772Good Friday Eve
>>95406801I can’t say I know what hot weetbix smells like, I always have it cold with fruit and shit. Sometimes honey
>>95406775>eggs simmered in water vs eggs simmered in waterbeyond a slight difference in texture, poached isn't going to change the eggs on vegemite toast game.
Who is /afl/ backing in today’s game?
Starting to reevaluate how shit my life actually is if someone who gets paid big bucks to talk about footy with his mates and be a smartarse would rather off himself by driving into a tree.
>>95407870Iggs so they can choke to Bitchmond
>>95378949Probably because they are losing so many NBN customers for that exact reason
fuckin white cunts are hard to trick ay
>>95408039>oy Rioli mate, that drink you’ve got tastes like piss>...>yeah...
>>95407560the proteins denature quite differently in both methods also poached eggs are usually done in a salt/vinegar water. small changes in cooking eggs can have pretty large taste ramifications which you've probably noticed if you even slightly overcooked one.
Anyone currently having a windows update taking fkn forever?
I just rebooted. Shit was taking forever. It's been fine since.
About time Damian has something good in here
>>95408146again, not enough in anyway to have an effect on the texture and flavour of toast and vegemite when comparing a soft boiled egg to a soft poached egg. Stop trying to Alton Brown yourself out of a hole. fucking autists man
fuck off with your off-toping posting.
>>95409451Fuck off with your autism.
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU CAN'T POST OFF-TOPIC CONTENT IN A DEAD THREAD!!! IT'S NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!! I'M TELLING MY FRIEND THE JANITOR ALL ABOUT THIS!
imagine providing a poo sample xD“haha mate I didn’t do a wee wee so here’s my stinky turd. had a hot curry last night too so it’s pretty sloppy. lmao it’s not against the rules haha.”
WHAT ABOUT PEEIT ISN’T FAIRI’VE HAD ENOUGH DROPPING MY DACKS THEREPRIVACYI WANTED ITBUT YOU JUST TAKE ALL OF MY PIIIIIIIISS
not great not terrible
im really fucking bored
go off king
>>95412101Big fan of that photoshopped bicep.
ASADA employees doing the test weren't doing it properly & supervising as the process tells them to, fact
Muh appeal to sympathy
>>95412307OK just don't do it again
Willie Rioli is literally the nicest person in the game.
>>95412380>illie Rioli is literally the nicest person in the game. Such a shame, this couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke.
As an Essendon supporter I'm really enjoying this.
>>95412307bloke sounds thick as shit tbqh
>>95412351>don'tDon't you mean "din't"?
Success breeds jealousy
Does Willie realise they don't test for petrol?
blowing cone smoke down breeze in the direction of high vis tradies
>TK out with flu all week>danger carrying broken ribs, possible a late out>iggs galvanized over rioli incidentyeah, i'm thinking iggs here
>>95412532head looks shooped on in the thumbnail lmao
>>95412307I LOVE YOUS TOO WILLIE
>>95412532get me a piece of that blonde
>>95412683trip on bitcho
BASED Dangerfield with total focus on the game.
the pies are on fire
>>95413309Based on what
>>95379969I've been on 4chan all year with them. I take it iinet is probably pulling strings to stop their faggotry.
>>95413319kek, pretty based
why doesn't straffo talk about football much any more?
>>95413186Pleb tips. Geelong will win and GWS are a 75% chance.
Can someone post the tire marks to the tree spud hit
>68 IPsYeah, we're back baby
>connor blakely signs a 3 year extension in July 2019>is now getting shopped aroundwhy the sudden change? What's he worth heave ho?
>>95378949Isn't 4chan technically banned?
>>95413588I was wondering I couldn't access Betsy's Bible Chat.
>>95413603Anyway its fucking retarded. 4channel is all the SFW boards and by extension wouldn't allow such videos of the murder
>>95413618I understand your frustration, but it's only the internet desu
>>95413603what the fuck is that?
>>95413588BASED Julie Grant making incels sperg out who are too retarded to bypass an ISP ban
>>95413622"only the internet", fuck off. We shouldn't stand by and allow retarded politicans to restrict basic freedom of speech.
>>95413633No one is stopping you from yelling 'fuck niggers and chinks' in your living room or making slant-eye and boong jokes with your friends. Stop being delusional.
>>95413659You're a retard if you think governments don't see forums like 4chan a s a threat to their control
Ahh yes, the Syrians have always kept a close eye on the AFLs integrity
>>95413713he might have white chemical powders! haha
/nrl/ should be embarrassed letting their own sperg boy run riot over the past few days of /cric threads.
Do you think the NRL has their own version of AAMI's 'on fire' ad?
>>95413756>footy will be over soon and we'll only have the cric thread with NRL cuntsWAKE ME UP
>got a date tonight with a Sri Lankan womanWhat's your advice? Also who should I bet on to win the footy games?
whateley absolutely cracking a boner over willie
>>95413768Can’t say I know lad
Iggs the winners
Iggs the strongest
>>95413793piddle up her joota, they love that
Iggs the champions
>2nd string sydney ruckman can't even get a game>wants to be traded to collingwood
>>95413666Swatting a few fleas doesn't mean you think fleas are going to destroy you.
>>95413775Not if we keep making off-season threads to mask as /aus/ but with bits of trade news inbetween
External HD died lads
>>95413878Can he play forward?
>>95413878Little does he realise they don't need more ruckmen
>>95395082little fella with a little fella :)
feeling a bit deflated after the rioli news, not even looking forward to game :(
>>95414065Everything's gonna be alright Cyril
>>95413793send a message to krazykrejza
>>95413977Darcy cameron is 24 and has played 1 afl game in his career, 1 kick, 2 handballs and 9 hitouts. In the >NEAFL he averages 1.1 goals, 20 disposals and 32.6 hitouts
What if Gaffy decks tim kelly? Is he still gonna request a trade?
>Whoever wins the match has to play against Richmond at the G Pretty grim situation to be in
>>95414123iggs only lost by a goal last time and that was without nic nat, tigs favourites for sure but not impossible
sneaky karaage on the way home isn't sitting too flash
>>95413878>want to play more games>go to a club with the best ruckman in the game
>>95396157all elite level athletes (including AFL players) are all on steroids/performance enhancing drugs etc.
>>95414138I can't trust asian places, they care not for health standards.
welcome back my /afl/ family
>>95414171should be fine, can't fuck up glorified deep fried chicken nuggets too bad you'd imagine
>2 mid week threads>350+ posts before firday nightIs 2013 /afl/ back lads?
gday and goodnight pricktorians.
the /afl/ empire WILL rise
who /dabloos/ here?
Hi guys wtf???
>>95414261Cannot fathom our finals format tbqhwy
Alright lads, what’s the snack of choice tonight
eagles look depressed lol
think I will watch the boomers play spain ladsjust one quarter left
WE'RE THE EAGLESWE'RE FUCKING HIGH
>>95414288Shit I thought it would be on later.
>>95390012more like Hannah Mancey amirite?
absolutely KILLING spain in the basketball ladsthink we're actually gonna win the lot
if this is gaj's last game i will unironically cry
>>95414288>that pickeked and checked
>>95414315It's crazy how good we are at every sport and all our best athletes are playing footy.
wanna cum on Daisy’s forehead tbqhwyl
Well you heard it here first lads, Gaff has HUGE eyeballs so he can see better at night
>>95414315You jinxed it
>>95414369lol he does look like one of those nocturnal rat things with the big eyes
>>95378121>>95380151>>95380441>>95381276>>95383594>>95383644>>95390012>>95391424Imagine being a pathetic faggot like these snowflakes who are scared of women lmao
A moment of silence for Spud
>>95414406beggin ya to have sex
*farts during the moment of silence*
May ye rest in peace spuddy
>>95414406imagine having your fragile femininity crushed by fucking online trolls you scared cuntfuck off tayla, next time I see you I'll ask for extra fries.
That wasn't even a minute
The abo players never sing the anthem.
they still milking this? jeez get over it
>>95414442It's a moments silence, not a minute.
>stuck watching the stream with russian commentarygrim
Kek, Eddie complaining about the shorts the Iggs are wearing
>>95414437>next time I see you I'll ask for extra frieskek fucking nice
>>95414437HOLY SHIT YOU CAN'T BEAT WOMEN LIKE THAT
eddie was trying to pretend last weeks clash wasn't his fault
who is the slower starter, iggs or pussies?
why can't /pol/ cope with a statue? What do they do with real problems?
Shan’t be supporting peelong tonight
>>95414406i literally don't understand, why did they build a statue for her? what's the signifance of the kick?
>>95414509Because people made fun of her puff.Question from someone who isn't familiar with this update - is that a permanent statue at the MCG?
>>95414509This>>95414492It’s not a political issue, it’s just downright disrespectful to the legends of the game who earned their statues
something really uncanny valley about hawkin's face
Worst fuck are FINISHED
>Eagles off their PEDs after the Rioli bust>2 goals down after 3 minutesShocking really.
Eagles are finished
(n)iggs are cooked
>>95414526>legends of the gamefuck m8, you've been playing attention to the AFL™ talking points. It's not like the AFL commissioned it, a private company did. Do you reckon any statue is disrespectful when it's not of some "legend of the game"?Maybe statues should only be made of war heroes? Maybe I just decided that's the case and we should melt down everything that's not made to commemorate war heroes? Does that sound stupid to you? I does to me, and it's exactly how you sound
lol at the retard who thought west coast would win because they beat fucking essendon
>>95414509she's a corporate shill for NAB, it's a fucking ad and it's nowhere near any football ground. Sad for idiots who fall for this shit.
>>95414639yeah what a fucking retard thinking the current premiers would win against peelong
Darling more like Failing amirite
>All those empty seatsCould've been at Kardinia desu.
>>95414492imagine a bloke playing one season then getting a statue alongside Leigh Matthews etc. denigrates the achievements of actual players and sets the bar way low (non existent) for female players. Just Vic pandering because people said mean words over her delicious puff.
>>95414644They finished outside the top 4 for a reason, they lost to fucking hawthorn at home 2 games ago.
methmong is FINISHED once iggs bottle this
Clean Geelong are taking out the druggies.West Coast, Richmond and Collingwood, you're all going to rehab.
Don't think the eagles will ever score again
>>95414709They'll score after the game.
>>95414665see >>95414643god I wish I was retard rich, I would troll the fuck out of every single braindead sperg to fucking suicide commissioning statues. 5m Solid gold Hannah Mounceys on every corner
The West Coast Eagles Football Club are on fire
>>95414769Settle down buddy they've only kicked one goal and a behind
>>95414744>Not commissioning a statue of Daisy Pearce>And having her hairline an extra inch higher on her head to enlarge her forehead
>>95414470for anyone like this fella who's only got the russian streamhttp://cdn.livetv207.me/webplayer2.php?t=ifr&c=1241672&lang=en&eid=843349&lid=1241672&ci=483&si=52use adblock and all that
maynard was blocked
>>95414779Dontcha think it’s already big enough
Don't let other teams know this, but having a ruckman is pretty handy.
radical leah is gonna put on a show tonight
Is everyone watching the basketball / cricket? We're dead as fuck.
question: So this statue is actually outside an AFL stadium, Heracles never touched a footy or a cricket ball. In fact he never existed whatsoever yet stands alongside Barrie Robran, Malcolm Blight, Jason Gillespie and Don Bradman. Is this not immensely disrespectful to AFL heroes?
>>95414900honestly don't care for either sport tbdesu
>getting a statue because you couldn't handle the bantspowerful
Who getting drunk here?
only thing sadder than cunts sperging about statues is the worm cunt trying to instigate it.
>>95414912I'm assuming Adelaide oval?>Barrie Robran, Malcolm BlightThese are the two who shouldn't be there.
>another blow-out finalYAWN
>>95414943gonna try and go easy tomorrow and drink responsibly as I've been getting panic spells/anxiety attacks the day after I smash a bottle of vodka on Saturdays, absolutely seething that I can't get tanked on the regular anymore
>>95414963>Adelaide ovalThink you mean Erin Phillips Oval, incel.
gonna cum on that statue
>>95414963Blighty was the coach when the Crows won their two grannies, and Robran is an SANFL legend, makes sense desu
heard they were gonna put a statue of RC outside the 'G after he killed that boong but the quote on sourcing enough bronze was just outrageous.
>choked the basketball>we had a fucking unbeatable leadwill us auschads ever succeed
>>95415015I'd take Robran over Ebert who also has a statue who only got one to appease poort maggots. Not sure who else they could've done, already gave Wanganeen a stand
>>95415037We show-off our skills but it's in our blood to never really snag the victory, it's all bants in the end
Where have I seen this episode before
>>95415021A previous poster was right, we spread our talent too thin. Can you image Nic Nat or Heath Grundy or Pavlich or Sandy playing Basketball? There are so many more too.
>>95415015Blight was only there for 3 years, with the two premierships coming in the first two years. His premierships are Chris Scott tier.
>4 players with hands on the ball>eagles player gets called for HTBfucking umpball
>pls gib treatyimagine wanting equality because you couldn't defend your own society desu
>>95414287Reminder that the winner plays Richmond next week.Rioli's test was after the Richmond game in rd 22.
mcgovern getting exposed
>>95415094I know that, but Adelaide doesn't have much in life to enjoy, so they take what they can get
continuing last week's posting of nostalgic mediafus, may i submit... the only reason to watch channel v back in the day
>>95415037NoOur basketball team is mentally weak in big games. Consistently let big leads slip in big games. And this is our greatest basketball team ever
>>95415107Dusty must've doped him at the bottom of a pack.
>>95415109I think he's crook or something. Was bad last week.
>>95415056>record 4 magary medals>yeah nah doesnt deserve a statueGet fucked
*disrespects Nicky Winmar by also having a statue*
>>95415115she slagged off an SAS war hero that five head bitch can kick rocks
>>95415150Very interesting knowing that if there weren't as many statues of /our guy/ throughout history none of us would've been born
>>95415151>slagging off a baby killer fighting foreign wars for Israel Based desu
>>95415150Steady there m8
>>95415136Testers should have prevented any chance in that test to do what is claimed.
>>95415115>channel Vrich cunt, only fta waifus from here on>>95415143kek, check out his stats when he tried out with the big boys in the VLF for a year and went crying back home when he was btfo out of his hayseed """competition"""
>Filled the stadium every week for years>Carry the team to the finals where they ended up winning the flag>No statueBeing Modra is suffering.
el arc sinson
>>95415185His statue is for his career in SA
shiggs fans absolutely seething
Nat nigger is a fucking passenger
>>95415187>ends up being a dockergrim.
>Not 15>Kicks it even shorter to the wrong guy>15I smell an umping here
>shiggles customers damage controlling alreadyyodeling
RE: Statue thingNicky Winmar getting a statue not for his AFL career but purely for a social feel good anti racism message sets the precedent that its fine to have a statue for anyone who takes a social stand which Harris did.
>>95415183Why? They are there to collect the sample and record what happened. If the player wants to shit in the cup, the testers let them do that and then file that in their report.It's the player's responsibility to comply with the regulations.Do you really expect a 5'nothing dweeby drug tester to call out a 7' roidhead about how he poured a fake substance into the cup?
>>95415187true, iconic grab to immortalise as well. Unfortunately he's got a shitload of dirty laundry that a lot of people would want aired out. He's out of the public eye for good, borderline Richo reasons
>>95396775lads, what does iggs mean, i see it sometimes in /cric/ and have no clue
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5jC6dHftWcThe North Melbourne Football Club won the premiership in the Australian Football League (AFL) in the year that the video above, which features Jo Beth Taylor, was first aired.
>>95415246I think the statue is more about a watershed moment for women's sport in general considering the barriers they face in engaging in sport and exercise, and less about her as an individual.
>>95415254>borderline Richo reasonsGay?I thought Modra was actively banging half the females in nightclubs (staying up late/breaking curfew is why he was omitted from the first flag?) so I'm thinking underage females or drugs?
Rioli could've kicked that
>warnerOH NO NO NO NO NOBAH HAHAHAHAHA
RYAN WAS BLOCKED
imagine the sculptor sitting in his studio struggling to adequately conceputalise her sweaty cooch as is was captured and frozen in time,
reckon peelong might be starting to pee here
Big fan of how the umps didn't blow the whistle during that whole passage
>""""home"""" final>Iggles getting the home town umpiring
>btfo in apehoopgood, shit sport only a single tier above wogball, any freshie who cared should fuck off
geelong cooked themselves with that first quarter
IGGS IGGS IGGSOOOOH YOU CAN JUST FEEL IT
HE'S A STONER
Reminder that whoever wins this merely delays their demise to the Tigs
as a post script, I want to point out that the sculptor's name is Terrance Plowright. made me giggle
Geelong? More like gee, long time since their last goal
>>95415488And the stars align
>>95415504They'd make for good tennis players ey
Why did Tuohy get a birthmark like tattoo?
got lefty/pol/ on a string lads
>Calling Radical Leer an animalWayne Carey's on fire
more like ratogalia
crowd looks a bit grim yeah
>Throw the ball to the Eagle on the fall>They drop it>50UMPIRES