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>Letting the thread die overnight
Not happy m80s
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So powerful
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confirmed
https://amp.news.com.au/sport/afl/footy-legend-went-missing-in-final-days-before-tragic-death/news-story/c63ecae537f0c6a05ad6a61bf823967a
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if BrisBIN win im gonna kill myself and enact a witches curse with my sorrowful blood, cap this post
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anyonedoingfantasyhorseracing
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afl
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>>95376239
i don't get it
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LADS
Telstra removed the 4chan ban just a few hours ago. We should be thriving once more come finals when it's all too late
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carn eags
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Cant believe Spud offed himself lads
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Test.
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>>95377036
Yep looking more like suicide now. I thought it may be risky doing it in a car because of the chance of surviving and being in a wheelchair for life. I guess going 200kmph would make sure of it.
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>>95379423
It's a little creepy watching the last episode of the bounce he was getting on the camera as dunstal was doing the outro and dunstal called him an idiot.
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>>95378949
Is TPG safe?
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>>95376239
lol i see she covered her moot this time
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>>95379964
just skimming it, he does seem a bit weird and aggro with the host at times. I never watch those shows though tbf
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Dunstall really comes off as an annoying cunt
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>>95376239
why do I live in this city?
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>>95378949
Couldn't people just change their DNS or some shit to make it work
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>>95380447
Yeah that's what I've been doing, but harder to do on some phones when using data
But /afl/ being dead has nothing to do with it, it's just a shit general
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>>95380467
/afl/ has always had a strong contingent of phoneposters at the game/pub/with mates
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>>95380507
yikes who the fuck posts here from a pub
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>>95380467
business idea: post the best of BT voice clips this year and make them blend into a song, then put it up on Twitter to garner BT's attention directly from 4chan OC
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>>95380587
need an /afl/ equivalent of the 4chancricket twitter
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>>95380577
I have.
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>>95378949
Test
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>>95378949
just did a quick check for Optus
still DNS banned
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>>95376239
what's wrong with pozzburnians

bet you can't even see her cunt on it either
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lol
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Do NOT die again cunts
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>>95382776
god i wish that were me
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>>95382776
based flyin' ryan
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>>95371851
more of her?
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>>95383477
Based Kraut
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>>95376239
statues:
>ron barassi: one of the greatest players of all time and a legendary coach, practically the face of the AFL
>leigh matthews: the toughest player in the history of the sport, one of the most prolific goalscoring midfielders ever
>kevin bartlett: one of the all-time greatest rovers and one-time games record holder, iconic hairstyle and pugnaciousness
>e.j. whitten: one of the inaugural legends, one-time games record holder, missed greatly after his death from cancer, charity named after him
>whoever this bitch is: played 22 games and whinged about meanies on the internet
fucking disgraceful. I played sixty games all the way up to the under-14's,now i'm twenty-five and I frequently think about suicide thanks to bad life choices and years of being bullied in high school, and yet I don't ask for a fucking statue.
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>>95376239
>>95383594
Actually disgraceful
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Tayla Harris should change her name to I Don't Know.

That way the tour guides won't have to change their answer when asked about the statue.
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calm down incels, the statue is just an exhibition in federation square for a couple weeks. Anyone can commission a statue
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>>95383680
did you lift this from facebook or reddit?
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>>95383700
I fucking hope so
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I honestly don't really care if Daniher leaves.
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lol
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>>95380467

I find the app DNSCloak for iphone quite useful for getting around the DNS routing issues when using data.
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>>95376239
How long until the posthumous Hannah Mouncey statue?
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>>95383715
sounds like a standard formulaic joke that you just plug inputs into. like
>what is the best part about driving around with a fan of <Team X>? you get to park in the handicap spots! xD
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iggs if I'm to be completely honest with you all
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>>95391402
Tiggs if I'm to be completely honest with you all
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>>95376239
you are getting nuked
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>>95391402
>>95391418
Pies if I'm to be completely honest with you all
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For me, it's a Tiggers/Pies GF
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>>95377036
I hate cunts that top themselves when they have families and people relying on them.
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>>95391688
tys
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for me, it's poached eggs on vegemite toast
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>>95391805
for me, it's just plain vegemite toast and a glass of milk
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prefer the adults breakfast: black coffee and a cigarette.
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>>95391857
Terrible macros
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brehs
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>>95392315
Thats a good combo, you dont need salt when you've got the Vegemite base.
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>>95383594
Its the NAB engaging in a cheap cultural war to deflect from the fact they are corrupt cunts who should be lynched.
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crows coach just resigned lads
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>>95393291
More like re-signed, to his finale that is
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>>95392315
the aussie joe rogan
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>>95371851
Post more webm like this
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NEED Adelaide to hire Ross the Boss.
NEED Ross the Boss to take his 3rd club to the top of the ladder and have people still pretend he's not elite.
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>>95393808
>Adelaide to hire Ross the Boss
.>we choke enough as it is, thank you
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>>95393808
>Adelaide to hire Ross the Boss
hilarious if true
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le we are edssington XDDxDDD
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>doggos
>zero (0) abbos on list
are they /our club/ ?
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xdd le racism toward boongs so funny n hilarious n edgy lOL! XD
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>>95393886
what about johannisen?
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>>95393882
>>95393890
Elite posts
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>>95393910
oh shit nvm, just a regular mutt
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>>95393910
>johannisen
he's a coloured saffa
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>Dixon forgetting to say "gamble responsibly" in this week's Pick a Winner
Grim
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>>95394086
Time to gamble irresponsibly lads
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>>95394086
Just lost the house thanks to that.
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Which are the boomer and zoomer teams?
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>>95394191
Boomer: Pies, Blues, Demons
Zoomer: Suns, Hawks, Cats
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Port Adelaide Power Football Club (est. 1997)
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FUCK demondavey
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For me, it's lifetime melbourne resident PerthBoy86
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>willie rioli
oh nononono
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>>95394859
Is this for real ? Tested positive for a banned substance?
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>Geelong vs West Coast final
>Iggles are back on the gear
Having flashbacks, lads. They can't keep getting away with it.
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>>95394859
arrrr fucks sake
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>>95394881
yeah it's either he was tampering with urine samples or actually tested positive. Probably the latter, either way won't be seeing willie for a while
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>>95394859
>Megpis lost to a roided Shiggles by a kick and now team abo will be exposed
Kek

KEK
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Some conflicting info, probably find out at the press conference but
>False urine sample provided by Willie Rioli. Substituted someone else’s urine for his. Provisional suspension - maximum punishment is four years.
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why does recruiting boongs always have a catch
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>>95371851
GIWTWM
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>>95394897
West coke back to their old tricks
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>>95394917
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>Rioli
>using a prohibited method to provide a sample

KEK

>"ayy bullay cuz, giss a sum ya piss for whitey, had a biggun las night"
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>Ben Cousins has been refused bail and remanded in custody. Defence argued it wasn’t a failed drug test but he provided a diluted sample after a long run @9NewsPerth

1:07 PM - Aug 1, 2019


rly makes u think
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtUDFvFRWuY
>Most recent comment
It seems they're already on it
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>>95394964
I literally saw him at Garden City on Tuesday August 27th. The Eagles lawyers must be raking in obscene retainer fees just to keep this cunt semi-straight and avoid the continued PR blowback
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>>95394968
>bawking 2 opponents 15m out is GOTY material
sad
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>>95394941
This was an ASADA breach, not a recreational breach. This is a return to the 1990s roiding Eagles, not the methheads of the 2000s.
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>>95394997
>This was an ASADA breach, not a recreational breach.
what's the difference? Surely this counts as AFL's "in competition" period
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2018 premiership*
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>>95394959
>using a prohibited method to provide a sample
Feel sorry for the guy. He grew up with BBC being a big thing, so when his didn't measure up he ended up using a prosthetic dong rather than having some drug tester seeing his LBC.
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>>95394990
>bawking
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>>95395017
>"A form of bawk, which is used to describe the sound a fleeing canine may produce. A lower pitched yelp."

that black dog is yelping guaranteed
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>>95395005
In competition is matchday only.
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>>95395028
lmao what a joke. Hope he gets sent back to whatever red dirt shit hole he's from in disgrace
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kek
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>>95395039
Just what did he put in the little bottle?
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>Drawing all the attention towards an Iggs player to let Dusty off scott-free for the Roidmond hip
I see your game Gil
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>>95395042
His career. Sample tampering is a full length ban. Four years. Gone.
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willie rioli here
need some /afl/ pee lads pls piss in this cup
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>Spud
>Pyke
>Rioli
>Telstra unbanned
Have the AFL gods conspired to unleash all of these HAPPENINGS to save based /afl/ and make it thrive once again?
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>>95395072
government just issued website bans lad, might be a temp reprieve.
t. optuscuck
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Which is the worse urine incident? AFL or NRL?
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>>95395072
>Telstra unbanned
based, just checked. about fucking time though
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>>95395039
Ahhh, the old “Solo in the piss cup” trick
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>>95395082
Gonna need a run down on this.
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>Telstra unbanned
>optus still has the DNS ban
bit grim
hopefully they wisen the fuck up
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He thought he was supposed to jizz in the cup, didn't he?
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>>95395088
There was a fad a while back where blokes/NRL players would try and piss in their mouth when taking a slash. NRL player got his picture taken mid attempt and was shared around.
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>>95395082
define "worse"
one is just NRLel meathead shenanigans business as usual, the other is an "indigenous star of the AFL" pissing (kek) away his career and further tarnishing the sullied reputation of the shiggles
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Essendon should really get a rematch against the Iggles (or better yet, take their place) as playing against drug cheats is absurdly unfair.

If your team advances / you still get the benefits of winning then there's no real short term downside to doping your team up.
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>>95395117
trying too hard/10
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>>95395141
I'm serious. Drug cheats get stripped of medals / kicked out of competitions. It's the only fair thing to do.
If Essendon can't take their place, then Geelong gets the default win.
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>>95395117
>>95395150
>drug cheats should be replaced by drug cheats
idiot. Cats should go through by default for maximum iggs tears
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Test happened on Aug 20th and they let him play two games including a final. Can't be that serious, surely.
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>>95395160
results take time at a National Level mate, I'd assume they tested the B sample to confirm results before this being disclosed
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>"We need some drama, everyone is depressed as fuck over Frawley, that's bad for the bottom line. Do it."
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>>95395096
well yeah, he had to FILL it
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just got lexapro lads
feeling in the dumps again :(
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>>95395198
don't do it lad, SSRI's are the devil from big PharmaJEWticals
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Jamie Elliott got an offer from the d*mongs, shan't accept such a blasphemous temptation
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>>95371851
metaphor for the sport honestly
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>>95395198
SSRIs royally fuck you up and make your worse in the long run m8
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>>95395170
They told him two days after the Richmond game.
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What would Cyril think?
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Changing my tip to Geelong.
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>>95395211
because that's when the results came through, what don't you understand about that?
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>>95395212
probably relieved he never got caught
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>>95395216
And then let him play two more games?
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can't name a single Afl player except james herd
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Legit don't know how you would even do that? They watch them piss when they do the urine samples
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How the fuck do you even give a fake sample when the tester stands over your shoulder and watches you piss in the cup?
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>>95395160
>>95395227
alright I'll bite this is either weak bait or you are a legitimate retard

>test sample is taken on August 20th, 2 days after the game against Richmond (Round 22 August 18th)
>ASADA then puts it into the sample testing catalog
>time passes while this testing log is worked through
>during the time that passes, Rioli plays 2 more games
>adverse results come back THIS WEEK
>AFL, Rioli and West Coast are notified by ASADA on Wednesday
>Rioli is stood down Thursday (today)

fucking hell mate
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>>95395250
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>>95395270
would be howling if he used the white cock
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>Shiggles player palps someone's jaw and gets suspended
>Win hip
>Shiggles player takes this ASADA or whatever the fuck it is and gets suspended
>???
They're really grasping at straws aren't they
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>>95395270
>Sex
Phew. Was worried about the size there for a minute.
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>>95395274
honestly i probably wouldn't have the balls to challenge somebody over their cock
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>>95395255
Ah i thought they notified him 2 days after the Richmond game. Not that that was the day of the test.
No need to be a flamin mong m80
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>>95395290
that's why you don't get to watch guys piss for a living mate

>>95395295
>No need to be a flamin mong m80
buy a mirror
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>>95395300
>buy a mirror
Why for?
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got this retard on a string lads
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>>95395228
I cant name a thugby player besides wally lewis
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>>95395371
I don't even know that is. Do Folau and Hunt still play rugby?
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>>95395371
based agro
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>>95395371
don't watch rugby either
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>>95395371
Rugby? Never heard of her
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>>95395383
I only know that guy that stuck his finger up someones bum. hopa.
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Seriously can anyone name one current NHL player?
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>>95395499
gretzky
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>>95395499
Patrik Laine
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>>95395499
I only know Gretzky but I don't know if he's still playing
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>>95395499
Puljujarvi
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>>95392315
fuck that looks good
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>>95395528
He's in the Finnish league now
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>>95395547
Oh, I didn't know that. I guess I don't know any NHL players.
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>>95395499
Crosby
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Really makes me question all the other Rioli flags.
Roaches and Richmond need a big ******,
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the mail is rioli substituted toilet water in fear of his creatine habit getting out
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>>95395586
pretty garbage mail desu
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GEELONG

In: C.Guthrie, R.Stanley
Out: G.Rohan (injured), M.Duncan (knee)

WEST COAST

In: J.Petruccelle
Out: W.Rioli (suspended)

BRISBANE

In: N.Robertson
Out: M.Robinson (hamstring)

GREATER WESTERN SYDNEY

In: A.Tomlinson
Out: B.Deledio (calf)
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>>95395586
>creatine
He's not balding though
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>>95395586
Reckon you might be creatine that out of thin air
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iggs peelong odds have flipped
>wce $2.00
>cats $1.80
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>>95395670
Kek
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>>95395647
>Rohan out
Hawkins is going to have a world of pressure tomorrow night
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>>95395676
why though, rioli isn't a massive out
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fuck lads, it's a /fit/ meme
fucking sloth cunts
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>>95395682
rioli finals factor
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>>95395682
people are idiots. odds should've been about even to begin with.
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>>95395676
Wew, good thing I waited before betting on the shiggles. They should still beat Cats given Kit-Kat > Stanley amongst other factors from last week.
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hey lads it’s the real willie Rioli here
I NEED an excuse to play. help me out my /afl/ family
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>>95395682
mental blow
and he is quite good, overworks the defence at the very least
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Lyon working crows cuckstomers into a finna shoot on twitter
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>>95395716
>mental blow
quite honestly think it'll have a galvanizing effect
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>>95395716
But they've still got Kennedy, Darling, RYAN and Petruccelle while Cats lost Duncan and threw out Rohan which will make their offense a little more lackluster.
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>>95395738
>and threw out Rohan
Why? Injured?
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>>95395738
odds are swayed by how much money agencies get, and who people are betting on. Gamblers are utter morons
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>>95395741
Did you see him miss some simple shots last week? The decision-makers must have seen him as a liability rather than someone who can bounce back in a life-or-death match. Not sure if it'll bolster their forward line but their mids should definitely do some damage if they're gonna win.
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>>95395766
He still created a lot more opportunities than everyone else and he's been one of their best performers all year
Rohan can't catch a break, first with the Swans now this. Must be an insufferable cunt in person
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willie on the b-clear?
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>"He's very, very flat. The club and our staff are really worried about his wellbeing. He's not in a great space and it's our job to help him as much as we can."
They're gonna turn this into a sob story now aren't they
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It wouldn't be that difficult to inject a masking agent up your urethra prior to taking a urine test, and the tester wouldn't see you doing anything wrong. He'd need to know he was being tested in advance though.
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>>95395932
Yes it would. They dont leave your side from the moment they tell you you're getting tested to the moment the sample is sealed
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>out in straight sets AGAIN

give me chris scott's head on a plate
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>>95395972
not if >we get DQ'd
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Based
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>>95395981
One drug cheat won't get >you DQ, unless it comes out tomorrow that half your team are taking them, Taylor usually covers Kennedy well but after the half assed effort against the pies and Duncan out I don't see any positives at all
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>>95395682
the SHOOK factor
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>>95395981
>one dumb abbo diluted his piss after some cones
>iggs get DQ'd
>mass drug cheating bummers get the call up
a daring synthesis
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>>95395939
>He'd need to know he was being tested in advance though
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>>95395647
>In: N.Robertson
Don't mind him but fuck me if he gets exposed hard sometimes after having played in the NEAFL for extended periods. Hope he's just there to heem cunts without >us having to lose a player to suspension.
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>2030
>They invent a technology that can generate a history of illegal sport drugs/enhancements used in people's bodies from the moment they were born and approximately what month they were used
How many GF teams would be exposed over history dating back to the oldest living footy legend?
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>>95396068
You really think im gonna read an entire post instead of just reading the start & forming my opinion?
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>>95396087
You could legitimately put a big asterisk after almost every single GF team in the AFL era of footy tbqh.
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>>95396104
BASED Reality Check love the bigfooty comeback mate
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business idea: sports leagues that allow players to inject fucking everything and anything as long as they play better
seriously lads, at the end of the day they're doing it for us, let them do some fucking juice
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>Gaff 32+ disposals and Iggs to win @4 on Ladbrokes
The only question here is the Iggs win or not, the Gaff criteria is a lock which makes this some juicy value
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>>95395972
He just got re-signed until 2022 based on his strong first half of the year.
[spoiler]Hopefully Adelaide """"steal"""" him.[/spoiler]
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>>95396157
Honestly this. Just have some hopped-up roidmonkeys tearing up the pitch for a while
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>>95396157
>>95396306
>1-on-1s can become blatantly one-sided based off the use of an external factor
Yeah nah
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>>95396157

I'm pretty sure most players would be on PEDs, I don't see why it would be different from other sports.
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>>95396327
Not if both players are chock full of big boy substances
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>West Coast Eagles livewire Willie Rioli was caught pouring a liquid — possibly an energy drink — into a drug-test beaker in a panicked attempt to dupe anti-doping officers.
>“He tried to manipulate his sample on-site and got caught red-handed,” a source said.
>Rioli would then have been forced to provide a legitimate sample, the test results of which had not yet been revealed, the insider added.
energy drink into a test tube lmao what an idiot, what if that other test is clean? I doubt it is but fuck it I'd risk it over a 4-year ban for tampering
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>>95396717
if he was fucking CAUGHT tampering with a test how the FUCK did they allow him to play two games after that?
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>>95396717
Lmao holy fuck
>>95395087
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>>95396717
>just abbo things
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>>95396717
Surely he could have gotten some tips from Cuzzy on how not to test positive?
>>95394964
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lmao wtf is this even
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same old eagles always cheating
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>>95396717
A
FUCKING
ENERGY
DRINK
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>>95396913
kek, hope it was Blue Bolt
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>It has left Robinson to question whether ASADA is to blame for the result, given the strict protocols players must adhere to when undergoing random drug testing.
>“You have to drop your strides and your undies to your knees and you have to lift up your t-shirt. So you’re standing there naked,” Robinson told AFL 360.
>“And the guy … is testing you and staring at you wee into a jar. They take that jar and it never leaves. That’s it. It goes away.
>“We are led to believe now from that process, what was in that jar was not urine.
>“But if the guy or girl was watching Willie wee into a jar how can that not be urine?
>“I wouldn’t be surprised if the error here is ASADA’s doing.”
Is this true? I seriously doubt they have someone standing there with your willy out like this
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got your urine sample right here asada

*pisses in your face*
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>>95397022
>Is this true? I seriously doubt they have someone standing there with your willy out like this
yes m8, entirely true
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>>95396717
>caught pouring a liquid — possibly an energy drink — into a drug-test beaker
>caught pouring a liquid
>pouring a liquid
WHAT THE FUCK
DID HE HAVE A FUCKING CAN IN HIS HAND
HOW IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE
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is blackfella piss different from whitefella piss?
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>>95397022
>I seriously doubt they have someone standing there with your willy out like this
yeah lad i've had piss tests for work and when on parole and that's exactly how it is
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>>95396752
This. The whole situation is absurd.
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Mitch Robinson is a wabo
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>52 posters before it's even Friday
Need Optus and maybe Vodafone to follow suit pronto
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How dumb do you have to be to pour an energy drink into a piss jar in front of a tester?
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>>95397623
You don't have to be dumb, it's an (ab)original idea
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what's frawley got to be depressed about? wife, 3 beautiful daughters, fantastic career, loved by everyone. I'm a fucking loser with no friends, never had a gf, no career prospects and suicide has never crossed my mind
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>Telstra block down
>Other providers should follow suit
Yeah I'm thinking the boys are back in town. Welcome back my /afl/ family
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>>95397743
>wife
Left him for a chad
>3 beautiful daughters
Likely turned against him by the former wife
>fantastic career
Which he'll make no money off of after pissing it all away on an investment scam
>loved by everyone
Not by his immediate family clearly, or at least not enough
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>robbo so pissed at the end of 360 it looked like he was sucking down a vom
grim lads
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>>95396087
interestingly this could be possible
there could be a cell of a follicle that acts as a timeline. like, hair can provide info on when a drug is taken.
imagine finding that cell or follicle and doing a whole analysis. mad stuff
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>>95397743
>3 beautiful daughters
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>>95397873
You know, I cant...
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>>95397873
he took the logicpill
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tried the eggs and vegemite meme, didn't think too much of it, vegemite just overpowers the egg and the egg adds nothing to the vegemite.
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>>95398291
reckon it would work better with a (runny) fried egg on toast desu
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Got the multi sorted, Miers 1+ goals @1.5 is the value and top it with a modest over 138.5 to get some true value out of it, add something else on Ladbrokes to get double winnings (in bonus bets sadly)
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>>95398682
all the best multibro
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>>95398700
You too m8
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>dacks around your ankles & shirt lifted up to your nips
>inspector sits right there and watches the piss come out of your cock
>dye is added to the shitter so you can't dip the jar in and dilute the sample
>sink taps are taped over
>this was 3 weeks ago and we're only hearing about it today
yeah nah this stinks. ASADA fucked up.
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>>95391688
Same here
Suicide is the act of a coward and I'm not surprised many religions shit on it.
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Not sports
Long live /nrl/
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HEAVE HO UNNA
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I'd like to talk about moments
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Up and at 'em
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/nrl/ is up, select your team to barrack for in the finals >>95405146
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>BRISBANE will host matches at the Gabba on Easter Thursday for the next three seasons. The first two games in 2020 and 2021 will feature Collingwood, with another Victorian side to play in the 2022 fixture.
They've finally earned it
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BASEDMOND
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>>95405411
>Easter Thursday
Uhh...
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Yeah I’m thinking it’s Weetbix for breakfast

How many do you do?
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>>95405984
I am sorry?
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>>95398291
eggs need to be poached lad
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>>95405984
my dog's shits smell exactly like hot weetbix
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>>95405772
Good Friday Eve
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>>95406801
I can’t say I know what hot weetbix smells like, I always have it cold with fruit and shit. Sometimes honey
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>>95406775
>eggs simmered in water vs eggs simmered in water
beyond a slight difference in texture, poached isn't going to change the eggs on vegemite toast game.
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Who is /afl/ backing in today’s game?
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Starting to reevaluate how shit my life actually is if someone who gets paid big bucks to talk about footy with his mates and be a smartarse would rather off himself by driving into a tree.
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>>95407870
Iggs so they can choke to Bitchmond
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>>95378949
Probably because they are losing so many NBN customers for that exact reason
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>>95400646
haha based
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fuckin white cunts are hard to trick ay
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>>95408039
>oy Rioli mate, that drink you’ve got tastes like piss
>...
>yeah...
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>>95407560
the proteins denature quite differently in both methods also poached eggs are usually done in a salt/vinegar water. small changes in cooking eggs can have pretty large taste ramifications which you've probably noticed if you even slightly overcooked one.
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Anyone currently having a windows update taking fkn forever?
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I just rebooted. Shit was taking forever. It's been fine since.
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About time Damian has something good in here
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>>95408146
again, not enough in anyway to have an effect on the texture and flavour of toast and vegemite when comparing a soft boiled egg to a soft poached egg. Stop trying to Alton Brown yourself out of a hole. fucking autists man
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fuck off with your off-toping posting.
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>>95409451
Fuck off with your autism.
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>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU CAN'T POST OFF-TOPIC CONTENT IN A DEAD THREAD!!! IT'S NOT ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!! I'M TELLING MY FRIEND THE JANITOR ALL ABOUT THIS!
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imagine providing a poo sample xD
“haha mate I didn’t do a wee wee so here’s my stinky turd. had a hot curry last night too so it’s pretty sloppy. lmao it’s not against the rules haha.”
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WHAT ABOUT PEE
IT ISN’T FAIR
I’VE HAD ENOUGH DROPPING MY DACKS THERE
PRIVACY
I WANTED IT
BUT YOU JUST TAKE ALL OF MY PIIIIIIIISS
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not great not terrible
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im really fucking bored
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go off king
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>>95412101
Big fan of that photoshopped bicep.
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ASADA employees doing the test weren't doing it properly & supervising as the process tells them to, fact
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Muh appeal to sympathy
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>>95412307
OK just don't do it again
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Willie Rioli is literally the nicest person in the game.
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>>95412380
>illie Rioli is literally the nicest person in the game.
Such a shame, this couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke.
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As an Essendon supporter I'm really enjoying this.
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>>95412307
bloke sounds thick as shit tbqh
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>>95412351
>don't
Don't you mean "din't"?
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Success breeds jealousy
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Does Willie realise they don't test for petrol?
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blowing cone smoke down breeze in the direction of high vis tradies
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>TK out with flu all week
>danger carrying broken ribs, possible a late out
>iggs galvanized over rioli incident
yeah, i'm thinking iggs here
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>>95412532
head looks shooped on in the thumbnail lmao
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>>95412307
I LOVE YOUS TOO WILLIE
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>>95412621
based
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>>95412532
get me a piece of that blonde
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>>95412683
t. Richo
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>>95412683
trip on bitcho
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BASED Dangerfield with total focus on the game.
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the pies are on fire
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>>95412809
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>>95412725
>>95412719
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Iggs
Lions
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>>95412532
Based
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>>95413309
Based on what
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>>95379969
I've been on 4chan all year with them. I take it iinet is probably pulling strings to stop their faggotry.
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>>95413319
kek, pretty based
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why doesn't straffo talk about football much any more?
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>>95413186
Pleb tips. Geelong will win and GWS are a 75% chance.
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>>95413376
based rc
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Can someone post the tire marks to the tree spud hit
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>68 IPs
Yeah, we're back baby
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>connor blakely signs a 3 year extension in July 2019
>is now getting shopped around
why the sudden change? What's he worth heave ho?
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>>95413312
Base
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>>95413381
>>95358167
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>>95413421
grim
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>>95378949
Isn't 4chan technically banned?
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>>95413588
I was wondering I couldn't access Betsy's Bible Chat.
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>>95413603
why*^
derp
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>>95413603
Anyway its fucking retarded. 4channel is all the SFW boards and by extension wouldn't allow such videos of the murder
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>>95413618
I understand your frustration, but it's only the internet desu
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>>95413603
what the fuck is that?
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>>95413588
BASED Julie Grant making incels sperg out who are too retarded to bypass an ISP ban
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>>95413622
"only the internet", fuck off. We shouldn't stand by and allow retarded politicans to restrict basic freedom of speech.
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>>95413633
No one is stopping you from yelling 'fuck niggers and chinks' in your living room or making slant-eye and boong jokes with your friends. Stop being delusional.
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>>95413659
You're a retard if you think governments don't see forums like 4chan a s a threat to their control
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Ahh yes, the Syrians have always kept a close eye on the AFLs integrity
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>>95413713
he might have white chemical powders! haha
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/nrl/ should be embarrassed letting their own sperg boy run riot over the past few days of /cric threads.
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Do you think the NRL has their own version of AAMI's 'on fire' ad?
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>>95413756
>footy will be over soon and we'll only have the cric thread with NRL cunts
WAKE ME UP
>>
>>
>got a date tonight with a Sri Lankan woman
What's your advice? Also who should I bet on to win the footy games?
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whateley absolutely cracking a boner over willie
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>>95413768
Can’t say I know lad
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Iggs the winners
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Iggs the strongest
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>>95413793
piddle up her joota, they love that
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Iggs the champions
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>2nd string sydney ruckman can't even get a game
>wants to be traded to collingwood
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>>95413666
Swatting a few fleas doesn't mean you think fleas are going to destroy you.
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>>95413775
Not if we keep making off-season threads to mask as /aus/ but with bits of trade news inbetween
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External HD died lads
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>>95413878
Can he play forward?
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>>95413878
Little does he realise they don't need more ruckmen
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>>95395082
little fella with a little fella :)
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feeling a bit deflated after the rioli news, not even looking forward to game :(
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>>95414065
Everything's gonna be alright Cyril
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>>95413793
send a message to krazykrejza
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>>95413977
Darcy cameron is 24 and has played 1 afl game in his career, 1 kick, 2 handballs and 9 hitouts. In the >NEAFL he averages 1.1 goals, 20 disposals and 32.6 hitouts
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What if Gaffy decks tim kelly? Is he still gonna request a trade?
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>Whoever wins the match has to play against Richmond at the G
Pretty grim situation to be in
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>>95414123
iggs only lost by a goal last time and that was without nic nat, tigs favourites for sure but not impossible
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sneaky karaage on the way home isn't sitting too flash
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>>95413878
>want to play more games
>go to a club with the best ruckman in the game
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>>95396157
all elite level athletes (including AFL players) are all on steroids/performance enhancing drugs etc.
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>>95414138
I can't trust asian places, they care not for health standards.
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welcome back my /afl/ family
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>>95414171
should be fine, can't fuck up glorified deep fried chicken nuggets too bad you'd imagine
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>2 mid week threads
>350+ posts before firday night

Is 2013 /afl/ back lads?
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gday and goodnight pricktorians.
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the /afl/ empire WILL rise
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who /dabloos/ here?
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Hi guys wtf???
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>>95414261
Cannot fathom our finals format tbqhwy
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Alright lads, what’s the snack of choice tonight
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eagles look depressed lol
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think I will watch the boomers play spain lads
just one quarter left
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WE'RE THE EAGLES
WE'RE FUCKING HIGH
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>>95414288
Shit I thought it would be on later.
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>>95390012
more like Hannah Mancey amirite?
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absolutely KILLING spain in the basketball lads
think we're actually gonna win the lot
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if this is gaj's last game i will unironically cry
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>>95414288
>that pic
keked and checked
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>>95414315
It's crazy how good we are at every sport and all our best athletes are playing footy.
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wanna cum on Daisy’s forehead tbqhwyl
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nobody there
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Well you heard it here first lads, Gaff has HUGE eyeballs so he can see better at night
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>>95414315
You jinxed it
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>>95414369
lol he does look like one of those nocturnal rat things with the big eyes
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>>95378121
>>95380151
>>95380441
>>95381276
>>95383594
>>95383644
>>95390012
>>95391424
Imagine being a pathetic faggot like these snowflakes who are scared of women lmao
>>
A moment of silence for Spud
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>>95414406
beggin ya to have sex
>>
.
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*farts during the moment of silence*
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May ye rest in peace spuddy
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>>95414406
imagine having your fragile femininity crushed by fucking online trolls you scared cunt
fuck off tayla, next time I see you I'll ask for extra fries.
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That wasn't even a minute
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The abo players never sing the anthem.
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they still milking this? jeez get over it
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>>95414442
It's a moments silence, not a minute.
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>>95414437
AHAHAHAHAHA
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>stuck watching the stream with russian commentary
grim
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Kek, Eddie complaining about the shorts the Iggs are wearing
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>>95414437
>next time I see you I'll ask for extra fries
kek fucking nice
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>>95414437
HOLY SHIT YOU CAN'T BEAT WOMEN LIKE THAT
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eddie was trying to pretend last weeks clash wasn't his fault
>>
who is the slower starter, iggs or pussies?
>>
why can't /pol/ cope with a statue? What do they do with real problems?
>>
Shan’t be supporting peelong tonight
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>>95414406
i literally don't understand, why did they build a statue for her? what's the signifance of the kick?
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>>95414509
Because people made fun of her puff.

Question from someone who isn't familiar with this update - is that a permanent statue at the MCG?
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>>95414509
This
>>95414492
It’s not a political issue, it’s just downright disrespectful to the legends of the game who earned their statues
>>
TOMAHAWK
>>
something really uncanny valley about hawkin's face
>>
Worst fuck are FINISHED
>>
PEEGLES
>>
>Eagles off their PEDs after the Rioli bust
>2 goals down after 3 minutes
Shocking really.
>>
Iggs SHOOK
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Eagles are finished
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(n)iggs are cooked
>>
ummmmmmmm lads?
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>>95414526
>legends of the game
fuck m8, you've been playing attention to the AFL™ talking points. It's not like the AFL commissioned it, a private company did. Do you reckon any statue is disrespectful when it's not of some "legend of the game"?

Maybe statues should only be made of war heroes? Maybe I just decided that's the case and we should melt down everything that's not made to commemorate war heroes? Does that sound stupid to you? I does to me, and it's exactly how you sound
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lol at the retard who thought west coast would win because they beat fucking essendon
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>>95414509
she's a corporate shill for NAB, it's a fucking ad and it's nowhere near any football ground. Sad for idiots who fall for this shit.
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>>95414639
yeah what a fucking retard thinking the current premiers would win against peelong
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>>95414639
retards*
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Darling more like Failing amirite
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>All those empty seats
Could've been at Kardinia desu.
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>>95414492
imagine a bloke playing one season then getting a statue alongside Leigh Matthews etc. denigrates the achievements of actual players and sets the bar way low (non existent) for female players. Just Vic pandering because people said mean words over her delicious puff.
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>>95414644
They finished outside the top 4 for a reason, they lost to fucking hawthorn at home 2 games ago.
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methmong is FINISHED once iggs bottle this
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Clean Geelong are taking out the druggies.
West Coast, Richmond and Collingwood, you're all going to rehab.
>>
Kek

KEK
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Don't think the eagles will ever score again
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>>95414709
They'll score after the game.
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>>95414665
see >>95414643
god I wish I was retard rich, I would troll the fuck out of every single braindead sperg to fucking suicide commissioning statues. 5m Solid gold Hannah Mounceys on every corner
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The West Coast Eagles Football Club are on fire
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>>95414769
Settle down buddy they've only kicked one goal and a behind
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>>95414744
>Not commissioning a statue of Daisy Pearce
>And having her hairline an extra inch higher on her head to enlarge her forehead
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>>95414470
for anyone like this fella who's only got the russian stream
http://cdn.livetv207.me/webplayer2.php?t=ifr&c=1241672&lang=en&eid=843349&lid=1241672&ci=483&si=52
use adblock and all that
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maynard was blocked
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>>95414779
Dontcha think it’s already big enough
>>
Don't let other teams know this, but having a ruckman is pretty handy.
>>
radical leah is gonna put on a show tonight
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Is everyone watching the basketball / cricket? We're dead as fuck.
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question: So this statue is actually outside an AFL stadium, Heracles never touched a footy or a cricket ball. In fact he never existed whatsoever yet stands alongside Barrie Robran, Malcolm Blight, Jason Gillespie and Don Bradman. Is this not immensely disrespectful to AFL heroes?
>>
ESAVA
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>>95414900
honestly don't care for either sport tbdesu
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>getting a statue because you couldn't handle the bants

powerful
>>
Who getting drunk here?
>>
only thing sadder than cunts sperging about statues is the worm cunt trying to instigate it.
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>>95414912
I'm assuming Adelaide oval?
>Barrie Robran, Malcolm Blight
These are the two who shouldn't be there.
>>
DESPISE women
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>another blow-out final
YAWN
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>>95414943
gonna try and go easy tomorrow and drink responsibly as I've been getting panic spells/anxiety attacks the day after I smash a bottle of vodka on Saturdays, absolutely seething that I can't get tanked on the regular anymore
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>>95414963
>Adelaide oval
Think you mean Erin Phillips Oval, incel.
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gonna cum on that statue
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>>95414963
Blighty was the coach when the Crows won their two grannies, and Robran is an SANFL legend, makes sense desu
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>>95415004
Based
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heard they were gonna put a statue of RC outside the 'G after he killed that boong but the quote on sourcing enough bronze was just outrageous.
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>choked the basketball
>we had a fucking unbeatable lead
will us auschads ever succeed
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>>95415015
I'd take Robran over Ebert who also has a statue who only got one to appease poort maggots. Not sure who else they could've done, already gave Wanganeen a stand
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>>95415037
We show-off our skills but it's in our blood to never really snag the victory, it's all bants in the end
>>
Where have I seen this episode before
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>>95415021
A previous poster was right, we spread our talent too thin. Can you image Nic Nat or Heath Grundy or Pavlich or Sandy playing Basketball? There are so many more too.
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>>95415015
Blight was only there for 3 years, with the two premierships coming in the first two years. His premierships are Chris Scott tier.
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>4 players with hands on the ball
>eagles player gets called for HTB
fucking umpball
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>pls gib treaty
imagine wanting equality because you couldn't defend your own society desu
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>>95414287
Reminder that the winner plays Richmond next week.
Rioli's test was after the Richmond game in rd 22.
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mcgovern getting exposed
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>>95415094
I know that, but Adelaide doesn't have much in life to enjoy, so they take what they can get
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continuing last week's posting of nostalgic mediafus, may i submit... the only reason to watch channel v back in the day
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>>95415037
No

Our basketball team is mentally weak in big games. Consistently let big leads slip in big games. And this is our greatest basketball team ever
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>>95415107
Dusty must've doped him at the bottom of a pack.
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>>95415109
I think he's crook or something. Was bad last week.
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>>95415056
>record 4 magary medals
>yeah nah doesnt deserve a statue
Get fucked
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*disrespects Nicky Winmar by also having a statue*
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>>95415115
she slagged off an SAS war hero that five head bitch can kick rocks
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nomming statuecuck
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>>95415150
Very interesting knowing that if there weren't as many statues of /our guy/ throughout history none of us would've been born
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>>95415151
>slagging off a baby killer fighting foreign wars for Israel
Based desu
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>>95415150
Steady there m8
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>>95415136
Testers should have prevented any chance in that test to do what is claimed.
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>>95415115
>channel V
rich cunt, only fta waifus from here on

>>95415143
kek, check out his stats when he tried out with the big boys in the VLF for a year and went crying back home when he was btfo out of his hayseed """competition"""
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>Filled the stadium every week for years
>Carry the team to the finals where they ended up winning the flag
>No statue
Being Modra is suffering.
>>
el arc sinson
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>>95415185
His statue is for his career in SA
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shiggs fans absolutely seething
>>
Nat nigger is a fucking passenger
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>>95415187
>ends up being a docker
grim.
>>
>Not 15
>Kicks it even shorter to the wrong guy
>15
I smell an umping here
>>
>shiggles customers damage controlling already
yodeling
>>
RE: Statue thing

Nicky Winmar getting a statue not for his AFL career but purely for a social feel good anti racism message sets the precedent that its fine to have a statue for anyone who takes a social stand which Harris did.
>>
>>95415183
Why? They are there to collect the sample and record what happened. If the player wants to shit in the cup, the testers let them do that and then file that in their report.

It's the player's responsibility to comply with the regulations.

Do you really expect a 5'nothing dweeby drug tester to call out a 7' roidhead about how he poured a fake substance into the cup?
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>>95415187
true, iconic grab to immortalise as well. Unfortunately he's got a shitload of dirty laundry that a lot of people would want aired out. He's out of the public eye for good, borderline Richo reasons
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>>95396775
lads, what does iggs mean, i see it sometimes in /cric/ and have no clue
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5jC6dHftWc
The North Melbourne Football Club won the premiership in the Australian Football League (AFL) in the year that the video above, which features Jo Beth Taylor, was first aired.
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>>95415261
freshie
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>>95415246
I think the statue is more about a watershed moment for women's sport in general considering the barriers they face in engaging in sport and exercise, and less about her as an individual.
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>>95415254
>borderline Richo reasons
Gay?
I thought Modra was actively banging half the females in nightclubs (staying up late/breaking curfew is why he was omitted from the first flag?) so I'm thinking underage females or drugs?
>>
Rioli could've kicked that
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>shitgles
>>
>warner

OH NO NO NO NO NO
BAH HAHAHAHAHA
>>
RYAN WAS BLOCKED
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imagine the sculptor sitting in his studio struggling to adequately conceputalise her sweaty cooch as is was captured and frozen in time,
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>>95415151
>muh military
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reckon peelong might be starting to pee here
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Big fan of how the umps didn't blow the whistle during that whole passage
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>""""home"""" final
>Iggles getting the home town umpiring
>>
>btfo in apehoop
good, shit sport only a single tier above wogball, any freshie who cared should fuck off
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geelong cooked themselves with that first quarter
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IGGS IGGS IGGS

OOOOH YOU CAN JUST FEEL IT
>>
HE'S A STONER
>>
Reminder that whoever wins this merely delays their demise to the Tigs
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as a post script, I want to point out that the sculptor's name is Terrance Plowright. made me giggle
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Geelong? More like gee, long time since their last goal
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STRAIGHT
E
T
S
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>>95415488
And the stars align
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>>95415504
They'd make for good tennis players ey
>>
Why did Tuohy get a birthmark like tattoo?
>>
got lefty/pol/ on a string lads
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>>95415530
Have sex
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lefty/pol/ SEETHING
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>Calling Radical Leer an animal
Wayne Carey's on fire
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more like ratogalia
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crowd looks a bit grim yeah
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>>95415594
New
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>Throw the ball to the Eagle on the fall
>They drop it
>50
UMPIRES
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BASED thred



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