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THE MYTHICAL TRINITY IS WITHIN ENGLAND'S GRASP
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convinced australia won a moral victory yesterday lads
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IT'S COMING HOME LADS
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>>94169193
Two Islamic countries in the final...Tough Choice lad.

Supporting Britianistan cuz of home venue and ability wise britcucks are ahead.. And maybe winning a World cup may finally wake those cuck genes to take their county back (what's left of it).

But also supporting New Zealand cuz finalist of last WC, they've been in so many semis they deserve to win for once.. May the best memes win lad.
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Haloooo (i'm not girl)
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Le epic racist man
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>>94169819
Why're you coping so hard m8?
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You're all invited to /rug/ for the RWC except for pozzies
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>>94169831
shall be inviting myself thanks
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/rug/ -> >>>/trash/
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>>94169827
Hi (sorry for my bad English)
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>>94169824
>mfw muslims kill white people they're the victim but when white people kill muslims they're still the victim
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might start a fast food business that only sells gruel and gruel derivatives
the market is there
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>>94169819

and as we all know in sports it's the moral victories that counts not actual wins or trophies
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>>94169852
Slip slap slop (into your mouth)
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playing half life 2 episode 2 lads

completely forgot how good these games were
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>>94169867
so true
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>>94169867
already preparing Sunday's narrative I see mate
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>>94169902

of course, and whose footsteps better to follow than yourselves?
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>>94169920
personally I'd be trying to emulate 2015 and not 2019 but that's just me
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easy work
5-0 england win imo
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taxi for the new zealeand cricket team after watching yesterdays performance hahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahaahhahahhahahhahaha

on the next boat home cunts
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might make some crumpets and tea lads
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>>94169932
I think they take a plane.
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>letting a 2019 blow-in make threads
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>>94169961
Very very very good idea
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There was a fete thing the other day near where I live and some girls were selling homemade ANZAC biscuits, dad must've been antipodean, very tasty and sweet idea
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>>94169972
a had one lined up then i got sidetracked
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i as part of the high level /cric/ admins would like to aggressively deny reports coming out of the south hemisphere over night that england are infact being labeled as being the quote on quote bad guys
sickening smears yet again
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that we have come to expect when dealing with part time bangelee market stall sellers
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>>94170049
source: Bad Guy News
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>>94170049
Fake news! Many such cases! SAD!
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>>94170049
bro it is shakib
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the semi finals were both clearly good vs evil matchups where good prevailed both times
the final is more ambiguous
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nearly 10 and the boss isn't in yet
we might be in for an extremely comfy day of work lads
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Kiwi psyop powerhouse in top gear overdrive
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>>94170049
Have to be brown with that grammar lad.
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simply could not fathom being a wagecuck
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>>94170068
except England is more the bad guy than NZ in this case tbph
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>>94170071
nearly 10 and the new starter i'm meant to be training hasn't turned up yet
haha it's not like we're down to 2 staff and I am having to do all day every day causing me to miss every match of the world cup because the other is ill and we desperately need new staff not urgent at all hahahahaha
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england have already beaten us and are at home

thus we are the underdogs thus we are the good guys
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there is no objective measure whereby england are not the bad guys
but that's fine; we can embrace our bad guy persona and gloat and be unbearable before (and hopefully after)
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england are the bad guys by virtue of being england
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>>94170068
Poo Pealand are the good guys lad, didnt you see Kane consoling the west indian player dropped by a bouncer?
Watched it in hd
Stokes kicking his bat and being Stokes, Morgan making endless excuses and having a literal terrorist in your team makes you the bad guys as well.
relish it lad
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>>94170078
>>94170088
>>94170092
I can't accept that my country is ever the bad guy sorry
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To be fair, The Good Guys is a chain of consumer electronics retail stores in Australia and formerly New Zealand. Its national headquarters is in the Melbourne suburb of Essendon Fields.
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>>94170105
>Essendon Fields
So the good guys are actually the bad guys?
5D chess right here
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>>94170104
Hitler thought he was in the right lad.
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anyone else get repulsed by tampon ads?
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>>94170104
Quintessential bad guys in almost any situation conceivable. Sorry mate.
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>>94170111
nah
i get repulsed by advertising companies using blue-dyed water to represent period blood
they should use like congealed tar or something
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>>94170119
Kek
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The 'good guys' are always the underdogs, this is irrefutable. This is NZ in this context

Will unironically still be pleased with an NZ win, very comfy final, hoping for a proper game
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thinking of becoming trans lads
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>>94170111
get repulsed by the 'why not both' Mexican food ads tbqh.
Reason being it paints Mexicans as dumb as fuck, haram in equal opportunity 2019
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Game looms
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>>94170123
gonna be a banger
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after looking all day I found a New Zealand relative lads.
Still in it, go All Blacks
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lets bring the fucking fight brought forward to tonight and lets just get it over with
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>>94170140
Uhh
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will be placing a bet on NZ to cheer me up if we lose
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>>94170131
i havent regretted it
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>>94170143
kia ora bro. want some fush and chups chur bro
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>>94170142
48 hours lad
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would i pass
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>>94170140
all blacks is the rugby team m8
the cricket team is called the fighting kiwis
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>>94170152
kia ora bru.
whats your tribe?
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a passionate haka is on the cards here
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>>94170149
All Blacks aren't in the finals lad
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>>94170159
Ngati Whati
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>>94170161
stupid kangaroo fucker, bet youve never even had a lemonade from new zealand in the black can with a lemon on it
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would love a haka up my bum
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>>94170166
:[
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fairly experienced in shoving household items up my arse
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>>94170167
take offence to that cuz. you still mad from last night ?
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good seeing the /cric/ lads come around and realise NZ are the good guys after all and the best posters cheers
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>>94170176
the old tomato sauce bottle
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But the haka was a bad in Prince of Persia
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>>94169851
>Mooslims groom and rape young white girls
>Police are afraid to arrest becasue it might be seen as racist

You guys needs to back Tommy Robinson more he's the only way
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>>94170184
ok I take it back then because as far as I'm concerned that is far too large an object to be putting up your bum
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>>94170163
Thinking you're one of the cringe white dudes who get a tribal tatt and jump in with the real brothers
Me? I can trace my relative (1) to the treaty of waitangi.
Get out of our country white man.
Also go the All black fighting kiwis
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SIDDLE SIMULATION is unironically the only way to solve the Aussie cricket mess
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>>94170194
amateur hour
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Did some research today and 300 is the par score for Lords at this tournament.
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haha
they refuse to reference it
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if god didn't want you to shove cucumbers up your arse then he wouldn't have made them the perfect size and shape
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>>94170179
Extend and olive branch and this is how the noble english posters are repaid, with shameless arrogance and conceit. The kiwi 'man' shows his true colours, hearts as black as their funny caps
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reasons nz are the good guys
>underdogs
>based autistic elite loveable kane
>cool uniforms
>smithys commentary

reasons england are the bad guys
>favourites AND home advantage
>carribean, pakistani, kiwi and irishman in the team (against the spirit of the international game really)
>forcing all commentators to say "men's world cup" "men's ashes" "men's record" etc
>peddling out a bunch of poo kids at anthems literally every game
>bairstow writing seething articles during the tournament about australia
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>>94170194
>>94170206
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just buy a dildo you moron
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>>94170211
Morgan is English silly
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we're going to win Sunday lads how good is our brave Kane Williamson he does us proud he does
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My grandma's English so I just asked her to ask about the English reputation in sports:
>eternal bad guys lad
>that's why we left
Couldn't believe it. Elite truthie from based nana.
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>>94170206
I just pictured this anon at Tesco going up to the till with a cucumber, durex and lube. Imagine the shame.
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What if they don't perform the haka?
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then i wont cum
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Ireland v Zimbabwe t20 at 4pm lads
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going to play devils advocate here

reasons england are the good guys
>invented grig
>polite
>worked hard to get a good team together after years of fucking around
>hosted the world cup successfully despite the weather
>always play by the rules (breath mints aside)

reasons nz are the bad guys
>too much virtue signalling
>play fuck all international cricket yet win a couple of games and think they are the goat
>consistently rely on one player (kane) and let him do everything
>expect people to understand memes about players no one besides people in New Zealand know
>rain points
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>>94170233
if the blackcaps ever do that cringe dance I'm not going to support them ever again
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>>94170229
self serve tills desu
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>>94170243
fair but it was one rain point against a team we were cleary superior to considering they are not in the final where as based we are.
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My kiwi nan said she moved here cause the men were absolute porkers.... and they smell like egg mayo sandwiches
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>>94169893
BASED
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BLA
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>>94170254
dude should get player of the tournament if you win the final.
Dragged your team into the final by the scruff of its neck, fucking based Kane.
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Cringe thread. Every country has brought in lads from elsewhere. Quite sure south Africa have. Look at NZ rugby. Loads of big island lads.
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>>94170229
can you buy lube in tesco? seems like it would be more of a specialist item
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Eoin morgan is a HISTORICAL traitor on the level of the likes of Benedict Arnold and Judas Iscariot.
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>>94170259
you are the good guys lad, I was struggling for bad points.
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>>94170267
Why arent Ireland in the World cup?
How the fuck did Morgan get so good if youre so shit at grig?
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>>94170260
she'd rather muzzies, I take it?
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>>94169893
Basado.

Also play some half life one single players mods based in black mess. Comfy
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>>94170260
Why would she prefer porkers who smell like egg mao sandwiches over New Zealand alpha males lad?
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>>94170249
Apart from the All Blacks only meme teams with no real traditions here like Ice Hockey and Basketball do that shit. Cricket and Rugby don't do this because they aren't trying to ride Rugby's coattails
Look at this embarrassing shit, literal fucking floor squeak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDucvQYlWj4
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>>94170306
Sorry I meant Cricket and Football
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>>94170290
Ireland were in the world cup.
check the results kek
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>>94170295
x
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>>94170267
>Look at NZ rugby. Loads of big island lads.
They're literally all born here
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>>94170290
Someone said he played hurling which gave his that good wrist action. Don't think he did though? He's just a class players and way too good to be playing shite games with Ireland.

Said it was always his dream to play for England and doesn't give a fuck what people think. He's also got an English mum I think so he qualifies. Irish can't moan about him considering how many English lads we take from them for the soccer team who have one half Irish nan

Didn't qualify becasue afghans got the ONE qualifying space. State of the ICC. Pakis were just pre shook we might beat them
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>>94170306
often watch this

funniest shit
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>>94170160
>You will see Sir Kane Williamson lead a strong haka of victory in your lifetime
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reckon I could have been capped for Ireland if I used my passport and didn't give up cricket
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>>94170353
based answer thanks lad.
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>>94170353
thinking Englel would crumble at the thought of playing Ireland in a world cup match
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NEED more teams in the world cup next time. Who cares if they're tiddlers, this isn't test cricket. More the merrier I say, plus surely it would invigorate the teams knowing they have a world cup to compete in
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>>94170267
>Ireland's brave Bundee Aki
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janny
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>>94170306
>Rugby don't do this because they aren't trying to ride Rugby's coattails
mate put the pipe down
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>>94170260
tell nan I said suh
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>>94169805
Just learned that the game is being played live on poverty Prime lads
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>>94170383
Probably. Ireland can be quite head strong against England. However since that game in 2011 Ireland have lost against England four times in odi. Problem is no one cares or even knew those games were on. Most people only found out after that game in 2011. It was cringe becasue most people said "hehe didn't even know we played cricket hehe" "it's like them beating us as hoooorlin"

Complete lack of respect for big K O'Brien and co
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>>94170394
We have the t20 world cup for everyone
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>>94170414
Poorcunts don't watch cricket so it's ok
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>>94170394
Unless you get enough teams to make proper pools there's no point. It would just be stat padding and strategic losing and it's bad enough already
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>>94170414
what is this "prime" you speak of
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>>94170266
It's going to be Starc or Rohit Sharma
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>>94170438
its clearly Kane Williamson wtf
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>>94170437
That channel that plays Super Rugby games two hours late and the shit Australian version of The Chase
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>>94170449
sounds poor
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>>94170416
grim
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>rohit should get player of the tournament
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>>94170465
what did he score in the semi I forgot
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>>94170466
if real:
don't come back.
if copypasta:
don't come back.
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>>94170466
Just man up and fuck your brother mate
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won't be giving any attention
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>94170466
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>94170223
How is he English?
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>>94170471
I just checked.
he got 1 (one) run.
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>>94170498
like asking how Andy Murray is English, wtf dude
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>>94170482
I can't he's bigger than me
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>>94170504
>>94170500
>The Annihilator of Afghanistan
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Anyone got that Mel Bracewell twitter screenshot handy? They’re having an absolute meltdown on /r/cuccket haha
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>>94170353
>Said it was always his dream to play for England
>He's also got an English mum

That's strange. I know lots of people with one English parent and none of them like or identify with England in any way.
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and steered his team to the final as skipper. straightforward.
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>>94170528
Eoin Morgan is middle class. Of course all the knackers wouldn't identify with England.
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>>94170530
aaauuugghhhh fuuuuckkk hes soooo fucking based uuurrrrrgghhhhhhh
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>>94170211
so so so true, especially this
>forcing all commentators to say "men's world cup" "men's ashes" "men's record" etc
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>>94170538
I went to a private school in South Dublin and lived in the area where the average house price was >£500,000. It's the same for middle class people. When they have one English parent they still don't identify with England at all. It's the same with how Irish Protestants don't like to admit they have English ancestry and that their great Grandparents would have seen themselves as Unionists and British.
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>>94170554
looking good mate
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>>94170540
that's the spirit.
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>>94170520

idk why those cunts are so worried about the future of cricket. it is nauseating frankly. 24/7 whining about FTA, viewing figures, crowd attendances.

Just watch the game and get on with your pathetic lives.
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Pakistan already beat both the teams in the final. Depressing desu.
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British flags being banned left right and centre here lads
And people say we aren’t the good guys
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Is sonny bill Williams the father of kane williams
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>>94170581
maybe you'll be in the final in 4 years lad
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>>94170596
next wc is in India and we always get cucked by them in world cups, even though our overall head to head is far better.
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>>94170581
Why would we try to beat Pakistan if we didn't need to? Why try so hard to beat the good teams and then lose the plot against shit teams? The actual results don't matter if you get enough points for the big dance. You should change your name to brainletstan
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>>94170563
Based english fifth column keeping their mouths shut and their identities secret before The Uprising
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redpill me on Mambo No 5, why is everyone talking about it?
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>>94170594
Yeah mate, him and Candace Bill Williams conceived Kane in the bog at a Sydney pub
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>>94170606
pakistan's brave kane bin william
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Anyone got a pic of banes twin brother?
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>>94170568
this is how I feel too. cricket's following here is perfect, usually it's a niche sport that only well off white people follow (same as in england and australia by my observation) but when we reach a final everybody gets on board and we become a cricketing country, it's a lot of fun. I don't care to see it become hugely popular, it's always nice going to the oval for a game, everyone is nice and friendly, kids running around playing their own games on the grass, good food and it's just a lovely atmosphere. makes me excited that one day I'll have my own kids who get to grow up with it. even on 4chan there are no better threads than the cricky match threads with all the commonwealth lads. india is proof that having a population fixated on cricket all the time makes it classless and grim.
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>>94170538
he lived in government housing and got by on cricket scholarships
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/brit/
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>>94170632
this lad will be world class in 15 years
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>>94170634
cricket is classless in Australia, if anything the rich kids are less likely to play it than bogans
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>>94170634
Well said.
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>>94170632
I was unironically in this year at otumoetai intermediate and know almost every one in that pic
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>>94170635
He went to a private school when he grew up in Dublin. It's only when he moved to London that he got a scholarship.
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>>94170581
This is an interesting point. Let's look at results involving the top 4.

England: beat India, beat NZ, beat Aus, lost to Aus - 75%

India: beat Aus, lost to England, lost to NZ - 33%

Australia : lost to India, beat NZ, lost to England, beat England - 50%

NZ: lost to Australia, lost to England, beat India - 33%

Pookistan: beat England, beat NZ, lost to Australia, lost to India - 50% (however, points are deducted because you haven't played a KO game, so let's say 40%)

England clearly deserve to win.
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>>94170632
Probably necked himself
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OYE HOYE
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>>94170632
probably is transitioning to female
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>>94170669
ah yes
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>>94170666
I agree. England are favourites and should win. It would be a real shock if new Zealand get close
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>deserve
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>that nutmeg run out on smoth

afraid that god is with the english lads
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As long as Sandstralia or the poos dont win, I'm content.
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god was with the indians as well tb h
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If england win, so be it, Im just happy our boys flushed the poo's and made it to the final, that said it feels a lot different to the 2015 final and I think the best of bane and the boys is yet to come.
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>>94170708
Vishnu and Krishna were with India
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>content with Australia's loss
Jinxed it
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that kane williamson pakistan image gets funnier every time I see it
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Satan is with his favourite bad guys: England.
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>>94170656
what do the rich kids play?
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>>94170726
the pakis were coming up with some gold on twitter after the match.
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>>94170716
The Blackcaps are all that's standing in the way of England winning the world cup in the only 3 teams sports that are actually competitive. The boys are going to crumble
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>>94169805
I don't watch much cricket but, im thinking that England will probably win 4-1, NZ will probably score that one goal from a penalty
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Is this the source of all the Mambo No 5 talk on twitter? https://youtu.be/4hXL8NJMbAM
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>>94170754
they don't really care too much about sport
at a stretch, they'll follow aussie rules, basketball or soccer with soccer probably being more popular. at least that's the case in Perth
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>>94170762
Nah we'll get a late penalty try and take it in extra time
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>>94170760
agreed, england are not only massive favourites to not just win but to do so handily, but also have monumental motivation to do so. it would be a catastrophic event should they not succeed.
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Just happy to still be in it. We were lucky to get to the semis and Pakistan should have been there instead. England are going to pump NZ but I hope it's a good game regardless.
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>>94170794
>pakistan should have been there instead
show your working
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>>94170804
Just a feeling really.
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just sense a little sniff here
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jinxed
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The final should really be Australia vs Sri Lanka if I’m honest with you all.
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reminder jinxes do NOT exist
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oh it does
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>>94170754
Rugby union
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>>94170852
only in Queensland and New South Wales
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>>94170852
>rich kids play rugby union
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>>94170866
I know Western Force are gone but do the rich kids in Perth and Melbourne not still play union at school?
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>>94170876
Yes, they're just not good enough to make it professionally against poor islander boys.
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>>94170880
nah rugby isn't remotely popular outside of those two states

I went to one of the top all boys schools here in Perth and only the South African kids played rugby alone with one poly
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Nobody would notice if Perth got nuked
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just reached that perfect triangulation of booze, weed and uppers lads ama
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>>94170913
>only the South African kids played rugby alone with one poly
lol that's an hilarious image. Are there many Saffer refugees in Perth?

So you just play Australian football and cricket? What about Adelaide/SA and Canberra? Do they not play union there?
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>>94170953
It's one of the most isolated major cities in the world, so the fallout would probably be okay.
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Hope all /cric/ neutrals will be supporting England as 100% of redditors are supporting NZ.
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OH NONONONONO

https://i.stuff.co.nz/sport/114163563/weightlifter-laurel-hubbards-dogged-fight-to-keep-her-name-out-of-the-media
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>>94170977
>”low to minor offending”
>victim needed spinal surgery
Hmmmm
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Hey lads, just got back from reddit, apparently all the normies are supporting England.
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>>94170977

>can't drive

maybe it really is a woman...
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>>94170989

and this is just from one thread. also a reminder of just how cringe redditors are.
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>>94170528
Based Retarded hypocrite
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>>94170958
yeah get a whole lot here
apparently there's a saying over there "packing for Perth" for people leaving South Africa

Adelaide is aussie rules and cricket, like we are yeah. same for Hobart. Darwin is mixed.

Canberra is a meme, there's no permanent residents there just people from other parts of the country so there's no clear sport code there
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>>94171018
England wins
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>>94171022
Who are you calling a retarded hypocrite? The half English people who don't like England?
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>>94171018
Go back there then redditard
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>>94171018
yikes

might barrack for England now lads
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>>94171028
>"packing for Perth" for people leaving South Africa
Why would they choose Perth so disproportionately? I know obviously it's closer than any of the other cities, but it's not like the 19th century where that meant one month less on a crowded ship.
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it really does FUCKING PISS ME OFF when some australian thinks its acceptable to use the VILE RACIAL SLUR that is the P-WORD in 2019
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>>94171058

t go there to read the seethe because they're 90% indian and 10% aussie, so they all despise england. this is why you need to lose.
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I won R990 in the office cricket pool. What should i do with my winnings?
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>>94171068
similar climate is what did it initially I think and then they all started coming because they already had friends and family here
Sydney has a decent population too I think but it's not as noticeable since it's a substantially bigger city
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Pom poms
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>>94171077

Move to a country that isn't quickly descending into another African hell-hole.
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kek just remembered we have a Perth saffer migrant here I'm sure he'll tell you all about it mate
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>>94171077
>>94171089
You should "Pack for Perth"
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>>94171093
Sydney has the largest number of South African-born residents (28,425), followed by Perth (18,828), Melbourne (17,318) and Brisbane (12,821).

From Wikipedia
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love the based irishposter tbqhwy
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>>94171034
I'm calling you a retard.

You're probably one of those man you fans who hate the English and doesn't even bother watching the gaa
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>>94171081
tell me all about adelaide please aussie bro
going on holiday with my uncle and his family who migrated there from london
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>>94171018
huh, maybe you're right and we are the good guys after all
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>>94171156
Thank you.

>>94171158
I play hurling, don't follow soccer and I don't hate England or English people at all. It's just something I noticed growing up in Dublin among lots of half English kids.
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>>94171200
I was talking about the other guy.
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>>94171211

kek
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Jinxing it again
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>>94171211
I posted the last 5 or so Irish posts in the thread.
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>>94171228
I know.
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>>94171018
Yikes
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
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>>94171018
Definitely cheering for England now.
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>>94171156
Thank you x
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>>94171018
>we are all new zealanders on this blessed day
fuck off we're full.
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How do I edit a post on 4channel?

Edit: Thank you for all the helpful replies, kind strangers!
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/r/cricket seething about some twitter blue check lying about getting a nasty DM kek
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cruc needs an up vote system. maybe an "up-poo"
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>>94171200
What county la
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>>94171290
I still live in Dublin
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grim
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>>94171307
guaranteed Australian post.
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in all seriousness the r*ddit/4chan divide is exemplified very well by the fact that here he is called BANE which is based and th*re he's called kanos which is cringe
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>>94171313
what's 4chan
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business idea: wrap sausage meat in pastry
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>>94171312

it's robelinda, the guy that uploads old cricket footube to youtube with cringe as fuck descriptions and titles. obviously they love him over there
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>>94171307
that's robelinda and he's based, he puts all kinds of cool shit on youtube so go easy on the man
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>>94171320
>>94171322
notice my post wasn't reddit spaced, don't trust this try hard
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>>94171320
>it's an Aussie
I feel sick
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Looks like a nonce tttt
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>>94171184
dunno

small city, lots of churches, no convict/Irish decent, that's about it
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>>94170767
channel 4 was good, but do really like the sky team, beefy and colville aside
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>>94171355
absolute lad
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>>94171360
>no convict/Irish decent
sounds like Bestralia
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Jinxed
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>Be Tom Blundell
>don’t play a single World Cup game
>pocket $375K if the Black Caps win it all
Honestly? Fucking based.
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Question before the final lads. Other than literally just existing to appear in the Lord of the Rings movies, has New Zealand actually contributed anything to the world culturally, artistically or scientifically? Asking seriously, not a troll.
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>>94171466
The atom bomb you dumbfuck
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>>94171466
yeah by being australia's punching bag
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>>94171455
With an all expenses paid holiday in England
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>>94171466
nightclub lighting
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>>94171503
probably the only downside
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>>94171466
OMC, how bizarre
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>>94171466
Ernest Rutherford
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Why would anyone go to India for a holiday? It stinks and it's full of Indians
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australia up big against norn iron
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>>94171313
>he's called kanos
please tell me this isn't true
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>>94171466
the plastic polymers in LED tvs that conduct electricity (you’re welcome David Warner)
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just remembered shortland street
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>>94171466
police 10/7
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>>94171317
Based 4channel poster
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>>94171550
sri lanka losing to zimbabwe
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>>94171565
Detective Graham Bell (ret.) is a national treasure.
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>>94171586
Detective Inspector**
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>>94171466
>other than the most kino movies of all time...
okay, let's not downplay that contribution. but yeah sir ernest rutherford split the atom, fred hollows found a way to cure cataract blindness and in modern times there's also day-z and path of exile. there's a lot of smaller meme stuff like our contributions to augmented reality and things, there's kiwis pretty well represented in every field. I'd say the one area where we're absent completely is literature, cannot name one kiwi novel or non children's author.
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>>94171466
Edmund Hillary, the first man to climb Mt Everest in a team mostly made up of poms
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>>94171611
Joy Cowley and Margaret mahy
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Eleanor Catton won the Booker Prize in 2013 for The Luminaries, but christ I’ve no idea why, it’s a massive slog to get through, I had to give up it’s so boring.
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>>94171647
>During an interview at the Jaipur Literary Festival in January 2015, Catton said that the governments of Australia, Canada and New Zealand were led by "neo-liberal, profit-obsessed, very shallow, very money-hungry politicians who do not care about culture…
>They care about short-term gains. They would destroy the planet in order to be able to have the life they want. I feel very angry with my Government.”
BASED
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>>94171671
she's probably a socialist or something which is very unbased.
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>>94171640
Drove to the South Pole on a Massey Ferguson too.
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Put your orders in boys
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>>94171831
BEANS ON TOAST
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>>94171831
Genuinely stoked that Neesh gets a run in a final, must have been fucking tough sitting out 2015.
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>>94171831
>Steamed sponge

Unfathomably based
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>>94171831
any chance you could warm a sausage roll up for us darlin
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You are watching this, right?
3 hours to go.
First T20 was washed out.
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>>94171909
*gets out hose to eviscerate working class scum from the grounds*
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>>94171018
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why is cric suddenly flooded with pooniun jacks?
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>>94171970
this is the result of cricket being shown on free tv
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>>94171970
;)
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>>94171647
recent book that's why

next to nothing good coming out this century and that which is good is from old writers like 2666
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>>94171984
so how do I tell the bandwagon blow-ins from the one regular balding poster? post quality seems similar.
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>>94171970
Lots of Aussie and New Zealand posters.
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>>94172002
but we've been here the whole tournament. explain your post.
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>>94172015
It was a joke about the union jack still being on you flags.
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>>94172048
I know.
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I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.
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must be a "cultural difference"
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South hemisphereoids don't want to admit that this thread is just /anzac/ when theres no big cricket on (which is most of the time)
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>>94171671
based 14yo tier insight
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>>94172162
So it’s usually really good in /cric/, is that what you’re inferring?
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>>94172162
more au/sp/ but what's your point
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>>94172178
What I'm saying is it's silly to get annoyed that other flags come in when cricket is actually happening and people are talking about cricket
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>>94172199
only brainlets get annoyed at other flags desu
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>>94172199
who's annoyed?
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>>94172231
Me
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but I mean, let be real for just a second, the English are without doubt the worst bandwagoners in the anglosphere. this point needs to be clarified and reinforced whenever applicable.
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>>94172250
you've got a dirty great chance at a WC in 1.5 days lad you should be buzzing not seething
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*farts*
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amazing that the country that created rugby and cricket also created s*ccer
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>>94172263
Based
>>
Observation - I haven't bought a pair of pants smaller than a large since I was about 14 because mediums don't fit even though I'm not fat

Hypothesis - underwear manufacturers realise no boy wants to buy a small pair of pants because he thinks it implies a small penis so they call normal size 'large'

Similar thing applies to shoes
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>>94172288
you sound fat.
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>>94172288
yeah, large undies definitely aren't large
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just lost to collingwood by 1 point lads
bit grim that
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>>94172288
this post is all over the show.
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NZ underpants cartel are on to me boys tell mum I love her
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>>94172332
how come we never see GayFL on /sp/?
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>>94172288
t. fat and small benis
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>>94172436
You’re the one calling undies “pants” m8, sort your life out.
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>>94172359
*shop
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New Zealanders have miniscule peckers
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>GayFL full of pooftas
>A-league full of pooftas
>Rugby League full of even bigger pooftas
>Australian Cricket full of heterosexual chads

Why is it like this lads?
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NZ underpants board clearly being controlled by the yanks judging by their language
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>>94172480
Cricket is a high IQ sport
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>>94172445
there's a general up pretty much all the time, its just not as active as it used to be in the past. 4chan getting banned here really affected australian post count in general
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underpants are just too standardised
where's the underpant for those of us with a thin waist but thick chunky thighs?
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Bit peckish
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>>94172549
in the ladies section
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>>94172549
I have a similar problem, I go through my jeans quickly because my thighs and ass are quite big compared to the rest of my body which is small. it gets quite stretched out before long and loses its fit below the knee.
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>>94172531
>4chan getting banned here
What? How are you guys posting and still being recognised as an Australian IP?
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>>94172549
Undies should literally be sized by package requirements not waist size.
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>>94172651
ISPs banned 4chan, you can just change your dns but a lot of people dont realise or care to
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>>94172652
extra small for me then
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>>94172606
Phwoar don't tempt me lad, I love them frilly ones
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>>94172652
don't need to wear one then
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Alri lads, no important cricket to watch today, so does anybody have any song requests for me to pass the time with?
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>>94173074
Piano Man. Belt it out lad.
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>>94173074
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRwiHjf1N50
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>>94173074
I'm listening to some French hiphop right now
>Niska - W.L.G.
>Kalash - Mwaka Moon
>Rim'K - Airmax
Those are my 3 favs
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>>94173138
Must admit I've never actually heard that one before, despite it being a classic. Gave it a go though. Hope you don't mind the use of guitar rather than piano, as it's all I have access to

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JYkNqLE9jJ
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>>94173388
you sound like literally every single prat i know that plays guitar and sings. like it's not bad but it's dull as dishwater.
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>>94173234
>French hiphop
>French
>hiphop
jfc grim
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>>94173484
Have consensual non-coprophilic sex
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fuck I'm in a downwards spiral
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>>94173388
Did you listen to the song at all beforehand? Your cadence is terrible sorry m8.
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>>94173521
that's a good thing in australia right?
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garn maccas who wants what
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>>94173205
Gave it a go but it was all gobbledegook to me so I stopped, sorry

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0sUJ8lZ872v

>>94173459
Fair enough desu, though it's not really my sort of song

>>94173539
Admittedly no, just a verse or two
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>>94173572
initial stages
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>>94173587
genuinely a good go lad, nicely done
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>>94173234
Not heard of any of that hip-hop nonsense, so have something else French instead.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RQYXTuDD9q
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>>94173587
When I was paying for uni by working in a dive bar I managed, us four bartenders would end the night on top of the bar at 4am belting it out to the packed bar as our bouncers cleared everyone out.
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>>94171683
When did this place become filled with corporate bootlickers
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>>94173663
bit gay
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>>94172675
It took Brendon tarrant to shut down the aussie on 4chan,something moot couldn't do
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>>94173686
Sounds like a good sort of tune for it desu, not sure how it's passed me by previously
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Enjoying the rains lads
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>>94173794
What happened to your legs lad? Looks comfy btw
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>>94173770
I’d vocaroo a rendition but not sure I can recapture the moment it held for me.
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can't say I've heard any Elton John song but Candle in the Wind, Circle of Life and Piano Man
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>>94173850
I call bullshit that track with PNAU and Elton was all over Australia when I lived there.
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not a big fan of tennis but there's nothing else on today
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>not a big fan of tennis
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dunno what to say mate I don't listen to the radio
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EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE SYDNEY SIXERS
*song plays*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLzQX8OIWhg
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>>94173794
bit unsettling, this picture.
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cricket union tennis footy golf simple as
won't be touching soccer
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>Sangakkara called Hails in the 2011 wc final toss and it has to be redone
kek bane should do this
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>>94173955
riveting post
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>>94174011
Lol
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>>94173794
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>>94173521
Goes the other direction down there
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this vocaroo shit being posted universally sucks
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Where my r9k bros at
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/comfycric/ looms
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>>94171647
>it’s boring

what an intelligent criticism lad
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have not read a single 21st century book that was good
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>>94174261
House of Leaves
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just ordered a one-plus 6T
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>>94174261
books are boring in general, how an individual can enjoy a bunch of letters printed on 500 odd pages without a single (moving) image in sight is beyond me
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Ireland/Zimbabwe starts in 20 minutes.
TWENTY MINUTES
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>>94173988
fucking based
have been trying to get into tennis myself
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>>94174332
why not 7?
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>>94174261
Fart of a thousand gales
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>>94174168
You’ve read the book have you? Which one of the twelve main characters based on the twelve star signs was your favourite? Get fucked cunt, it’s a boring book.
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>>94174261
higurashi no naku koro ni (visual novel)
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>>94174261
ASOIAF
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Djokobot-Blackcaps alliance on Sunday lads.
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>>94174261
Baroque Cycle is elite, but I understand the need to fit in with the /lit/ crowd's opinion that Stephenson is pleb tier. 2/3 into his recent one at the moment and it's pulling my brain into weird places. Making me really sad about humanity's future.
>>
based boomer croweater
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Why is everyone in the chat Indian?
Why do they give a shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBvXygqqwDc
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>>94173981
How about this
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>>94174430
oooo it is my cricket
oooo
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>>94174431
Fallout 6: Ireland is looking pretty good tttt.
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>>94174352
too poor
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>>94174429
*cracck*
don't even know what my tell is
>>
gee gee gee gee
baby baby baby
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>>94174430
bro it is shakib
>>
new guy started at the shop today, he is into cricket and I have never had someone work here who is into cricket before
turns out he supports bangladesh which is a shame because I was hoping he would be indian from the name so I could tease him a bit
t20 is his favourite format though, little disappointing but expected
>>
https://streamable.com/zb2fm
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>>94174541
HOLY FUCKING BASED
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>>94174541
literally me
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>>94174541
This but 100 ball
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>>94174314
I read this in school when I would have been about 15/16
thought it was the tits back then but not sure if I would find it as cool if I went back and read it now
probably would find it very gimmicky
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business idea: make this the new zimbabwe national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBnGBb1wg98
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don't think Mugabe would like it
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>>94174431
Is that your mum?
>>94174483
hmmm
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>>94169824
T. Durgesh
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>>94174746
t. pedo mo worshipper
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toiling trom tome tis tits tla t
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>>94174859
based and blapilled
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>>94174884
x
>>
i've grand plans for this toiling from home business *crosses fingers*
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>>94174832
bengaladeshi hindus kek. worst of both worlds.
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>>94175296
fuck up dalit convert
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>T20 game getting rained out
grim
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>>94175327
find a better insult. we don't care about castes here. islam is egalitarian.
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>>94175378
cope
>>
https://twitter.com/WeBleedBlue007/status/1149465340138573825

Indians setting the record straight. Thank you for defending r/cricket.
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OH NO NO NO NO NO
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>>94175522
fuck up actual dalit
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ummm...pure brahmin stock bla, just don't care for being rude tbqh ngl x
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>>94175528
what is this (note: only answer if it is actually funny)
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>>94175296
>Hindu
Oh no no no no no Why would I become a cow worshipper? I'm atheist.
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>>94175751
You can be a hindu atheist m8
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>>94175378
>islam is egalitarian
not with non-muslim. nice try tho
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no need to mock Hinduism just because of some rude cunt,
it really doesn't get any better as far as religions go tbqh ngl bla x
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>>94175782
Why be a hindu atheist, when i can be... you know... just atheist.
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>>94175805
Hinduism is pretty disgusting tho desu. I'm sorry if you're offended.
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>>94175798
dis^
self suiciding here, but it's the only way x
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am i too late to post "lick my anus you abbo convict scum"?
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Followed cricket for the first time this World Cup. Might be my second favourite sport to watch.
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>>94175932
Please stay for the Ashes too lad
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>>94175932
the Ashes/test cricket is almost like a different sport despite almost all the rules being the same

see if you like it just as much
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>>94175971
I plan to. I’m living with my parents now who are into it too which helps.
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>>94174261
Anything by Bolañ0
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>>94175988
Yeah test cricket might be too long for me but gonna give it a go.
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>>94176006
BASED. You won't regret it.
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>>94175988
I love Wars of Attrition so it might be up my street.
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Seething aussie over at /f1/. Kek
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>>94176150
poo
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>>94175912
Few centuries late
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>>94171124
This seems really outdatedm we got over 20k in a year im fairly sure lol
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>>94175798
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>>94176395
are you a recent lebbo aussie?
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>>94176607
Why does it matter?
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>>94176663
probably because lebbos are too muscular and elite for saffas to banter at kek
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>>94176663
because lebbos/greeks/syrians/somali/sudanese are scum
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>>94176721
>lebbos/greeks/syrians/somali/sudanese
All me
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>>94176823
probably melb to boot
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>>94176721
>lebbos/greeks/syrians/somali/sudanese
hmmm, what ever could he be on about?
>>
watching the tennis lads
>>
septic
tank
yank
haha
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>>94176845
So?
>>
I don't really follow cricket, but can someone tell me the non-meme reason why everyone (including normies) hates Aussies and India?
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>>94176954
soime bla x
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>>94174379
Based and Oyashiro-sama pilled
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>>94177004
people hate ausies cause they are goat
people hate indians cause they are brown sub humans
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>>94176993
oi leblad, got a girl (female) lebbo to send my way? need to keep the genetic line going, and all the american lebbo chicks think they're supposed to act like mia khalifa
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>>94177004
Winning world cups makes you a bad guy
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>>94177064
like it's FIFA innit bla x
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>>94176954
Can’t get into tennis. Just don’t really give a shit who wins, even if they are from the UK.
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>>94177004
only plebs do
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Crank was pretty good whomever recommend that, will watch the sequel tomorrow
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>>94176954
same
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>>94177004
Aussies win all the time.
Indian fans are massively annoying autists.
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>poo media
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>>94177777
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>>94177871
quints dont count as a get
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>>94177779
Must be their Betoota
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>>94177779
wonder what this means for the world cup
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got a cracking and controversial post saved up for the new tbwh ngl bla x
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>>94171466
Not even the LOTR series let's be honest.

Tolkien intended rolling hills and beautiful English countryside.

Jackson gave us the barren empty New Zealand wastelands where there was nay a farm or crop in sight.
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>>94178285
They tried to film in England but there were too many Muslims everywhere
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>>94178711
well there aren't in the countryside are there
mong
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Did a traditional song from the American deep south but with a Herefordian accent. Please let me know your thoughts xx

https://vocaroo.com/i/s0IRtKMRVaQJ
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Let's take this to the new thread, shall we?
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>>94178845
What countryside
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>>94178893
In the shires
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>>94178711
rent free
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gotta couple of choice requests for the Bard as well...in the new bla x
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>>94178865
solid bla x
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and, no, they are not Durutti column never known x
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>>94179101
>>94179101
>>94179101
New
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>>94171018
I don't get it, what makes England automatic bad guys? Is it literally just assmad over the Empire?
How can you be the bad guy after inventing every relevant sport, playing all of them fairly, and not even being good enough to win in almost every case?
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>>94179062
>>94179106
Sorry bla, one day I might learn that slightly strange tune



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