THE MYTHICAL TRINITY IS WITHIN ENGLAND'S GRASP
convinced australia won a moral victory yesterday lads
IT'S COMING HOME LADS
>>94169193Two Islamic countries in the final...Tough Choice lad. Supporting Britianistan cuz of home venue and ability wise britcucks are ahead.. And maybe winning a World cup may finally wake those cuck genes to take their county back (what's left of it).But also supporting New Zealand cuz finalist of last WC, they've been in so many semis they deserve to win for once.. May the best memes win lad.
Haloooo (i'm not girl)
Le epic racist man
>>94169819Why're you coping so hard m8?
You're all invited to /rug/ for the RWC except for pozzies
>>94169831shall be inviting myself thanks
/rug/ -> >>>/trash/
>>94169827Hi (sorry for my bad English)
>>94169824>mfw muslims kill white people they're the victim but when white people kill muslims they're still the victim
might start a fast food business that only sells gruel and gruel derivatives the market is there
>>94169819and as we all know in sports it's the moral victories that counts not actual wins or trophies
>>94169852Slip slap slop (into your mouth)
playing half life 2 episode 2 ladscompletely forgot how good these games were
>>94169867already preparing Sunday's narrative I see mate
>>94169902of course, and whose footsteps better to follow than yourselves?
>>94169920personally I'd be trying to emulate 2015 and not 2019 but that's just me
easy work5-0 england win imo
taxi for the new zealeand cricket team after watching yesterdays performance hahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahaahhahahhahahhahahaon the next boat home cunts
might make some crumpets and tea lads
>>94169932I think they take a plane.
>letting a 2019 blow-in make threads
>>94169961Very very very good idea
There was a fete thing the other day near where I live and some girls were selling homemade ANZAC biscuits, dad must've been antipodean, very tasty and sweet idea
>>94169972a had one lined up then i got sidetracked
i as part of the high level /cric/ admins would like to aggressively deny reports coming out of the south hemisphere over night that england are infact being labeled as being the quote on quote bad guys sickening smears yet again
that we have come to expect when dealing with part time bangelee market stall sellers
>>94170049source: Bad Guy News
>>94170049Fake news! Many such cases! SAD!
>>94170049bro it is shakib
the semi finals were both clearly good vs evil matchups where good prevailed both timesthe final is more ambiguous
nearly 10 and the boss isn't in yetwe might be in for an extremely comfy day of work lads
Kiwi psyop powerhouse in top gear overdrive
>>94170049Have to be brown with that grammar lad.
simply could not fathom being a wagecuck
>>94170068except England is more the bad guy than NZ in this case tbph
>>94170071nearly 10 and the new starter i'm meant to be training hasn't turned up yethaha it's not like we're down to 2 staff and I am having to do all day every day causing me to miss every match of the world cup because the other is ill and we desperately need new staff not urgent at all hahahahaha
england have already beaten us and are at homethus we are the underdogs thus we are the good guys
there is no objective measure whereby england are not the bad guysbut that's fine; we can embrace our bad guy persona and gloat and be unbearable before (and hopefully after)
england are the bad guys by virtue of being england
>>94170068Poo Pealand are the good guys lad, didnt you see Kane consoling the west indian player dropped by a bouncer? Watched it in hdStokes kicking his bat and being Stokes, Morgan making endless excuses and having a literal terrorist in your team makes you the bad guys as well. relish it lad
>>94170078>>94170088>>94170092I can't accept that my country is ever the bad guy sorry
To be fair, The Good Guys is a chain of consumer electronics retail stores in Australia and formerly New Zealand. Its national headquarters is in the Melbourne suburb of Essendon Fields.
>>94170105>Essendon FieldsSo the good guys are actually the bad guys?5D chess right here
>>94170104Hitler thought he was in the right lad.
anyone else get repulsed by tampon ads?
>>94170104Quintessential bad guys in almost any situation conceivable. Sorry mate.
>>94170111nahi get repulsed by advertising companies using blue-dyed water to represent period bloodthey should use like congealed tar or something
The 'good guys' are always the underdogs, this is irrefutable. This is NZ in this context Will unironically still be pleased with an NZ win, very comfy final, hoping for a proper game
thinking of becoming trans lads
>>94170111get repulsed by the 'why not both' Mexican food ads tbqh.Reason being it paints Mexicans as dumb as fuck, haram in equal opportunity 2019
>>94170123gonna be a banger
after looking all day I found a New Zealand relative lads.Still in it, go All Blacks
lets bring the fucking fight brought forward to tonight and lets just get it over with
will be placing a bet on NZ to cheer me up if we lose
>>94170131i havent regretted it
>>94170143kia ora bro. want some fush and chups chur bro
>>9417014248 hours lad
would i pass
>>94170140all blacks is the rugby team m8the cricket team is called the fighting kiwis
>>94170152kia ora bru.whats your tribe?
a passionate haka is on the cards here
>>94170149All Blacks aren't in the finals lad
>>94170161stupid kangaroo fucker, bet youve never even had a lemonade from new zealand in the black can with a lemon on it
would love a haka up my bum
fairly experienced in shoving household items up my arse
>>94170167take offence to that cuz. you still mad from last night ?
good seeing the /cric/ lads come around and realise NZ are the good guys after all and the best posters cheers
>>94170176the old tomato sauce bottle
But the haka was a bad in Prince of Persia
>>94169851>Mooslims groom and rape young white girls>Police are afraid to arrest becasue it might be seen as racistYou guys needs to back Tommy Robinson more he's the only way
>>94170184ok I take it back then because as far as I'm concerned that is far too large an object to be putting up your bum
>>94170163Thinking you're one of the cringe white dudes who get a tribal tatt and jump in with the real brothersMe? I can trace my relative (1) to the treaty of waitangi.Get out of our country white man. Also go the All black fighting kiwis
SIDDLE SIMULATION is unironically the only way to solve the Aussie cricket mess
Did some research today and 300 is the par score for Lords at this tournament.
hahathey refuse to reference it
if god didn't want you to shove cucumbers up your arse then he wouldn't have made them the perfect size and shape
>>94170179Extend and olive branch and this is how the noble english posters are repaid, with shameless arrogance and conceit. The kiwi 'man' shows his true colours, hearts as black as their funny caps
reasons nz are the good guys>underdogs>based autistic elite loveable kane>cool uniforms>smithys commentaryreasons england are the bad guys>favourites AND home advantage>carribean, pakistani, kiwi and irishman in the team (against the spirit of the international game really)>forcing all commentators to say "men's world cup" "men's ashes" "men's record" etc>peddling out a bunch of poo kids at anthems literally every game>bairstow writing seething articles during the tournament about australia
just buy a dildo you moron
>>94170211Morgan is English silly
we're going to win Sunday lads how good is our brave Kane Williamson he does us proud he does
My grandma's English so I just asked her to ask about the English reputation in sports:>eternal bad guys lad>that's why we left Couldn't believe it. Elite truthie from based nana.
>>94170206I just pictured this anon at Tesco going up to the till with a cucumber, durex and lube. Imagine the shame.
What if they don't perform the haka?
then i wont cum
Ireland v Zimbabwe t20 at 4pm lads
going to play devils advocate herereasons england are the good guys>invented grig>polite>worked hard to get a good team together after years of fucking around>hosted the world cup successfully despite the weather>always play by the rules (breath mints aside)reasons nz are the bad guys>too much virtue signalling >play fuck all international cricket yet win a couple of games and think they are the goat>consistently rely on one player (kane) and let him do everything>expect people to understand memes about players no one besides people in New Zealand know >rain points
>>94170233if the blackcaps ever do that cringe dance I'm not going to support them ever again
>>94170229self serve tills desu
>>94170243fair but it was one rain point against a team we were cleary superior to considering they are not in the final where as based we are.
My kiwi nan said she moved here cause the men were absolute porkers.... and they smell like egg mayo sandwiches
>>94170254dude should get player of the tournament if you win the final.Dragged your team into the final by the scruff of its neck, fucking based Kane.
Cringe thread. Every country has brought in lads from elsewhere. Quite sure south Africa have. Look at NZ rugby. Loads of big island lads.
>>94170229can you buy lube in tesco? seems like it would be more of a specialist item
Eoin morgan is a HISTORICAL traitor on the level of the likes of Benedict Arnold and Judas Iscariot.
>>94170259you are the good guys lad, I was struggling for bad points.
>>94170267Why arent Ireland in the World cup?How the fuck did Morgan get so good if youre so shit at grig?
>>94170260she'd rather muzzies, I take it?
>>94169893Basado.Also play some half life one single players mods based in black mess. Comfy
>>94170260Why would she prefer porkers who smell like egg mao sandwiches over New Zealand alpha males lad?
>>94170249Apart from the All Blacks only meme teams with no real traditions here like Ice Hockey and Basketball do that shit. Cricket and Rugby don't do this because they aren't trying to ride Rugby's coattails Look at this embarrassing shit, literal fucking floor squeak https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDucvQYlWj4
>>94170306Sorry I meant Cricket and Football
>>94170290Ireland were in the world cup.check the results kek
>>94170267>Look at NZ rugby. Loads of big island lads.They're literally all born here
>>94170290Someone said he played hurling which gave his that good wrist action. Don't think he did though? He's just a class players and way too good to be playing shite games with Ireland.Said it was always his dream to play for England and doesn't give a fuck what people think. He's also got an English mum I think so he qualifies. Irish can't moan about him considering how many English lads we take from them for the soccer team who have one half Irish nanDidn't qualify becasue afghans got the ONE qualifying space. State of the ICC. Pakis were just pre shook we might beat them
>>94170306often watch thisfunniest shit
>>94170160>You will see Sir Kane Williamson lead a strong haka of victory in your lifetime
reckon I could have been capped for Ireland if I used my passport and didn't give up cricket
>>94170353based answer thanks lad.
>>94170353thinking Englel would crumble at the thought of playing Ireland in a world cup match
NEED more teams in the world cup next time. Who cares if they're tiddlers, this isn't test cricket. More the merrier I say, plus surely it would invigorate the teams knowing they have a world cup to compete in
>>94170267>Ireland's brave Bundee Aki
>>94170306>Rugby don't do this because they aren't trying to ride Rugby's coattails mate put the pipe down
>>94170260tell nan I said suh
>>94169805Just learned that the game is being played live on poverty Prime lads
>>94170383Probably. Ireland can be quite head strong against England. However since that game in 2011 Ireland have lost against England four times in odi. Problem is no one cares or even knew those games were on. Most people only found out after that game in 2011. It was cringe becasue most people said "hehe didn't even know we played cricket hehe" "it's like them beating us as hoooorlin"Complete lack of respect for big K O'Brien and co
>>94170394We have the t20 world cup for everyone
>>94170414Poorcunts don't watch cricket so it's ok
>>94170394Unless you get enough teams to make proper pools there's no point. It would just be stat padding and strategic losing and it's bad enough already
>>94170414what is this "prime" you speak of
>>94170266It's going to be Starc or Rohit Sharma
>>94170438its clearly Kane Williamson wtf
>>94170437That channel that plays Super Rugby games two hours late and the shit Australian version of The Chase
>rohit should get player of the tournament
>>94170465what did he score in the semi I forgot
>>94170466if real:don't come back.if copypasta:don't come back.
>>94170466Just man up and fuck your brother mate
won't be giving any attention
>94170466OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>94170223How is he English?
>>94170471I just checked.he got 1 (one) run.
>>94170498like asking how Andy Murray is English, wtf dude
>>94170482I can't he's bigger than me
>>94170504>>94170500>The Annihilator of Afghanistan
Anyone got that Mel Bracewell twitter screenshot handy? They’re having an absolute meltdown on /r/cuccket haha
>>94170353>Said it was always his dream to play for England>He's also got an English mumThat's strange. I know lots of people with one English parent and none of them like or identify with England in any way.
and steered his team to the final as skipper. straightforward.
>>94170528Eoin Morgan is middle class. Of course all the knackers wouldn't identify with England.
>>94170530aaauuugghhhh fuuuuckkk hes soooo fucking based uuurrrrrgghhhhhhh
>>94170211so so so true, especially this >forcing all commentators to say "men's world cup" "men's ashes" "men's record" etc
>>94170538I went to a private school in South Dublin and lived in the area where the average house price was >£500,000. It's the same for middle class people. When they have one English parent they still don't identify with England at all. It's the same with how Irish Protestants don't like to admit they have English ancestry and that their great Grandparents would have seen themselves as Unionists and British.
>>94170554looking good mate
>>94170540that's the spirit.
>>94170520idk why those cunts are so worried about the future of cricket. it is nauseating frankly. 24/7 whining about FTA, viewing figures, crowd attendances. Just watch the game and get on with your pathetic lives.
Pakistan already beat both the teams in the final. Depressing desu.
British flags being banned left right and centre here lads And people say we aren’t the good guys
Is sonny bill Williams the father of kane williams
>>94170581maybe you'll be in the final in 4 years lad
>>94170596next wc is in India and we always get cucked by them in world cups, even though our overall head to head is far better.
>>94170581Why would we try to beat Pakistan if we didn't need to? Why try so hard to beat the good teams and then lose the plot against shit teams? The actual results don't matter if you get enough points for the big dance. You should change your name to brainletstan
>>94170563Based english fifth column keeping their mouths shut and their identities secret before The Uprising
redpill me on Mambo No 5, why is everyone talking about it?
>>94170594Yeah mate, him and Candace Bill Williams conceived Kane in the bog at a Sydney pub
>>94170606pakistan's brave kane bin william
Anyone got a pic of banes twin brother?
>>94170568this is how I feel too. cricket's following here is perfect, usually it's a niche sport that only well off white people follow (same as in england and australia by my observation) but when we reach a final everybody gets on board and we become a cricketing country, it's a lot of fun. I don't care to see it become hugely popular, it's always nice going to the oval for a game, everyone is nice and friendly, kids running around playing their own games on the grass, good food and it's just a lovely atmosphere. makes me excited that one day I'll have my own kids who get to grow up with it. even on 4chan there are no better threads than the cricky match threads with all the commonwealth lads. india is proof that having a population fixated on cricket all the time makes it classless and grim.
>>94170538he lived in government housing and got by on cricket scholarships
>>94170632this lad will be world class in 15 years
>>94170634cricket is classless in Australia, if anything the rich kids are less likely to play it than bogans
>>94170632I was unironically in this year at otumoetai intermediate and know almost every one in that pic
>>94170635He went to a private school when he grew up in Dublin. It's only when he moved to London that he got a scholarship.
>>94170581This is an interesting point. Let's look at results involving the top 4.England: beat India, beat NZ, beat Aus, lost to Aus - 75%India: beat Aus, lost to England, lost to NZ - 33%Australia : lost to India, beat NZ, lost to England, beat England - 50%NZ: lost to Australia, lost to England, beat India - 33%Pookistan: beat England, beat NZ, lost to Australia, lost to India - 50% (however, points are deducted because you haven't played a KO game, so let's say 40%)England clearly deserve to win.
>>94170632Probably necked himself
Who's gonna have the last smug?
>>94170632probably is transitioning to female
>>94170666I agree. England are favourites and should win. It would be a real shock if new Zealand get close
>that nutmeg run out on smothafraid that god is with the english lads
As long as Sandstralia or the poos dont win, I'm content.
god was with the indians as well tb h
If england win, so be it, Im just happy our boys flushed the poo's and made it to the final, that said it feels a lot different to the 2015 final and I think the best of bane and the boys is yet to come.
>>94170708Vishnu and Krishna were with India
>content with Australia's lossJinxed it
that kane williamson pakistan image gets funnier every time I see it
Satan is with his favourite bad guys: England.
>>94170656what do the rich kids play?
>>94170726the pakis were coming up with some gold on twitter after the match.
>>94170716The Blackcaps are all that's standing in the way of England winning the world cup in the only 3 teams sports that are actually competitive. The boys are going to crumble
>>94169805I don't watch much cricket but, im thinking that England will probably win 4-1, NZ will probably score that one goal from a penalty
Is this the source of all the Mambo No 5 talk on twitter? https://youtu.be/4hXL8NJMbAM
>>94170754they don't really care too much about sportat a stretch, they'll follow aussie rules, basketball or soccer with soccer probably being more popular. at least that's the case in Perth
>>94170762Nah we'll get a late penalty try and take it in extra time
>>94170760agreed, england are not only massive favourites to not just win but to do so handily, but also have monumental motivation to do so. it would be a catastrophic event should they not succeed.
Just happy to still be in it. We were lucky to get to the semis and Pakistan should have been there instead. England are going to pump NZ but I hope it's a good game regardless.
>>94170794>pakistan should have been there insteadshow your working
>>94170804Just a feeling really.
just sense a little sniff here
The final should really be Australia vs Sri Lanka if I’m honest with you all.
reminder jinxes do NOT exist
oh it does
>>94170852only in Queensland and New South Wales
>>94170852>rich kids play rugby union
>>94170866I know Western Force are gone but do the rich kids in Perth and Melbourne not still play union at school?
>>94170876Yes, they're just not good enough to make it professionally against poor islander boys.
>>94170880nah rugby isn't remotely popular outside of those two states I went to one of the top all boys schools here in Perth and only the South African kids played rugby alone with one poly
Nobody would notice if Perth got nuked
just reached that perfect triangulation of booze, weed and uppers lads ama
>>94170913>only the South African kids played rugby alone with one polylol that's an hilarious image. Are there many Saffer refugees in Perth?So you just play Australian football and cricket? What about Adelaide/SA and Canberra? Do they not play union there?
>>94170953It's one of the most isolated major cities in the world, so the fallout would probably be okay.
Hope all /cric/ neutrals will be supporting England as 100% of redditors are supporting NZ.
>>94170977>”low to minor offending”>victim needed spinal surgeryHmmmm
Hey lads, just got back from reddit, apparently all the normies are supporting England.
>>94170977>can't drivemaybe it really is a woman...
>>94170989and this is just from one thread. also a reminder of just how cringe redditors are.
>>94170528Based Retarded hypocrite
>>94170958yeah get a whole lot hereapparently there's a saying over there "packing for Perth" for people leaving South AfricaAdelaide is aussie rules and cricket, like we are yeah. same for Hobart. Darwin is mixed. Canberra is a meme, there's no permanent residents there just people from other parts of the country so there's no clear sport code there
>>94171022Who are you calling a retarded hypocrite? The half English people who don't like England?
>>94171018Go back there then redditard
>>94171018yikes might barrack for England now lads
>>94171028>"packing for Perth" for people leaving South AfricaWhy would they choose Perth so disproportionately? I know obviously it's closer than any of the other cities, but it's not like the 19th century where that meant one month less on a crowded ship.
it really does FUCKING PISS ME OFF when some australian thinks its acceptable to use the VILE RACIAL SLUR that is the P-WORD in 2019
>>94171058t go there to read the seethe because they're 90% indian and 10% aussie, so they all despise england. this is why you need to lose.
I won R990 in the office cricket pool. What should i do with my winnings?
>>94171068similar climate is what did it initially I think and then they all started coming because they already had friends and family here Sydney has a decent population too I think but it's not as noticeable since it's a substantially bigger city
>>94171077Move to a country that isn't quickly descending into another African hell-hole.
kek just remembered we have a Perth saffer migrant here I'm sure he'll tell you all about it mate
>>94171077>>94171089You should "Pack for Perth"
>>94171093Sydney has the largest number of South African-born residents (28,425), followed by Perth (18,828), Melbourne (17,318) and Brisbane (12,821).From Wikipedia
love the based irishposter tbqhwy
>>94171034I'm calling you a retard.You're probably one of those man you fans who hate the English and doesn't even bother watching the gaa
>>94171081tell me all about adelaide please aussie brogoing on holiday with my uncle and his family who migrated there from london
>>94171018huh, maybe you're right and we are the good guys after all
>>94171156Thank you.>>94171158I play hurling, don't follow soccer and I don't hate England or English people at all. It's just something I noticed growing up in Dublin among lots of half English kids.
>>94171200I was talking about the other guy.
Jinxing it again
>>94171211I posted the last 5 or so Irish posts in the thread.
>>94171018YikesEdit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!
>>94171018Definitely cheering for England now.
>>94171156Thank you x
>>94171018>we are all new zealanders on this blessed dayfuck off we're full.
How do I edit a post on 4channel?Edit: Thank you for all the helpful replies, kind strangers!
/r/cricket seething about some twitter blue check lying about getting a nasty DM kek
cruc needs an up vote system. maybe an "up-poo"
>>94171200What county la
>>94171290I still live in Dublin
>>94171307guaranteed Australian post.
in all seriousness the r*ddit/4chan divide is exemplified very well by the fact that here he is called BANE which is based and th*re he's called kanos which is cringe
business idea: wrap sausage meat in pastry
>>94171312it's robelinda, the guy that uploads old cricket footube to youtube with cringe as fuck descriptions and titles. obviously they love him over there
>>94171307that's robelinda and he's based, he puts all kinds of cool shit on youtube so go easy on the man
>>94171320>>94171322notice my post wasn't reddit spaced, don't trust this try hard
>>94171320>it's an AussieI feel sick
Looks like a nonce tttt
>>94171184dunnosmall city, lots of churches, no convict/Irish decent, that's about it
>>94170767channel 4 was good, but do really like the sky team, beefy and colville aside
>>94171360>no convict/Irish decentsounds like Bestralia
>Be Tom Blundell>don’t play a single World Cup game>pocket $375K if the Black Caps win it allHonestly? Fucking based.
Question before the final lads. Other than literally just existing to appear in the Lord of the Rings movies, has New Zealand actually contributed anything to the world culturally, artistically or scientifically? Asking seriously, not a troll.
>>94171466The atom bomb you dumbfuck
>>94171466yeah by being australia's punching bag
>>94171455With an all expenses paid holiday in England
>>94171503probably the only downside
>>94171466OMC, how bizarre
Why would anyone go to India for a holiday? It stinks and it's full of Indians
australia up big against norn iron
>>94171313>he's called kanosplease tell me this isn't true
>>94171466the plastic polymers in LED tvs that conduct electricity (you’re welcome David Warner)
just remembered shortland street
>>94171317Based 4channel poster
>>94171550sri lanka losing to zimbabwe
>>94171565Detective Graham Bell (ret.) is a national treasure.
>>94171466>other than the most kino movies of all time...okay, let's not downplay that contribution. but yeah sir ernest rutherford split the atom, fred hollows found a way to cure cataract blindness and in modern times there's also day-z and path of exile. there's a lot of smaller meme stuff like our contributions to augmented reality and things, there's kiwis pretty well represented in every field. I'd say the one area where we're absent completely is literature, cannot name one kiwi novel or non children's author.
>>94171466Edmund Hillary, the first man to climb Mt Everest in a team mostly made up of poms
>>94171611Joy Cowley and Margaret mahy
Eleanor Catton won the Booker Prize in 2013 for The Luminaries, but christ I’ve no idea why, it’s a massive slog to get through, I had to give up it’s so boring.
>>94171647>During an interview at the Jaipur Literary Festival in January 2015, Catton said that the governments of Australia, Canada and New Zealand were led by "neo-liberal, profit-obsessed, very shallow, very money-hungry politicians who do not care about culture…>They care about short-term gains. They would destroy the planet in order to be able to have the life they want. I feel very angry with my Government.”BASED
>>94171671she's probably a socialist or something which is very unbased.
>>94171640Drove to the South Pole on a Massey Ferguson too.
Put your orders in boys
>>94171831BEANS ON TOAST
>>94171831Genuinely stoked that Neesh gets a run in a final, must have been fucking tough sitting out 2015.
>>94171831>Steamed sponge Unfathomably based
>>94171831any chance you could warm a sausage roll up for us darlin
You are watching this, right?3 hours to go. First T20 was washed out.
>>94171909*gets out hose to eviscerate working class scum from the grounds*
why is cric suddenly flooded with pooniun jacks?
>>94171970this is the result of cricket being shown on free tv
>>94171647recent book that's why next to nothing good coming out this century and that which is good is from old writers like 2666
>>94171984so how do I tell the bandwagon blow-ins from the one regular balding poster? post quality seems similar.
>>94171970Lots of Aussie and New Zealand posters.
>>94172002but we've been here the whole tournament. explain your post.
>>94172015It was a joke about the union jack still being on you flags.
I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.
must be a "cultural difference"
South hemisphereoids don't want to admit that this thread is just /anzac/ when theres no big cricket on (which is most of the time)
>>94171671based 14yo tier insight
>>94172162So it’s usually really good in /cric/, is that what you’re inferring?
>>94172162more au/sp/ but what's your point
>>94172178What I'm saying is it's silly to get annoyed that other flags come in when cricket is actually happening and people are talking about cricket
>>94172199only brainlets get annoyed at other flags desu
but I mean, let be real for just a second, the English are without doubt the worst bandwagoners in the anglosphere. this point needs to be clarified and reinforced whenever applicable.
>>94172250you've got a dirty great chance at a WC in 1.5 days lad you should be buzzing not seething
amazing that the country that created rugby and cricket also created s*ccer
Observation - I haven't bought a pair of pants smaller than a large since I was about 14 because mediums don't fit even though I'm not fatHypothesis - underwear manufacturers realise no boy wants to buy a small pair of pants because he thinks it implies a small penis so they call normal size 'large'Similar thing applies to shoes
>>94172288you sound fat.
>>94172288yeah, large undies definitely aren't large
just lost to collingwood by 1 point lads bit grim that
>>94172288this post is all over the show.
NZ underpants cartel are on to me boys tell mum I love her
>>94172332how come we never see GayFL on /sp/?
>>94172288t. fat and small benis
>>94172436You’re the one calling undies “pants” m8, sort your life out.
New Zealanders have miniscule peckers
>GayFL full of pooftas>A-league full of pooftas>Rugby League full of even bigger pooftas>Australian Cricket full of heterosexual chadsWhy is it like this lads?
NZ underpants board clearly being controlled by the yanks judging by their language
>>94172480Cricket is a high IQ sport
>>94172445there's a general up pretty much all the time, its just not as active as it used to be in the past. 4chan getting banned here really affected australian post count in general
underpants are just too standardisedwhere's the underpant for those of us with a thin waist but thick chunky thighs?
>>94172549in the ladies section
>>94172549I have a similar problem, I go through my jeans quickly because my thighs and ass are quite big compared to the rest of my body which is small. it gets quite stretched out before long and loses its fit below the knee.
>>94172531>4chan getting banned hereWhat? How are you guys posting and still being recognised as an Australian IP?
>>94172549Undies should literally be sized by package requirements not waist size.
>>94172651ISPs banned 4chan, you can just change your dns but a lot of people dont realise or care to
>>94172652extra small for me then
>>94172606Phwoar don't tempt me lad, I love them frilly ones
>>94172652don't need to wear one then
Alri lads, no important cricket to watch today, so does anybody have any song requests for me to pass the time with?
>>94173074Piano Man. Belt it out lad.
>>94173074I'm listening to some French hiphop right now>Niska - W.L.G.>Kalash - Mwaka Moon>Rim'K - AirmaxThose are my 3 favs
>>94173138Must admit I've never actually heard that one before, despite it being a classic. Gave it a go though. Hope you don't mind the use of guitar rather than piano, as it's all I have access tohttps://vocaroo.com/i/s1JYkNqLE9jJ
>>94173388you sound like literally every single prat i know that plays guitar and sings. like it's not bad but it's dull as dishwater.
>>94173234>French hiphop>French>hiphopjfc grim
>>94173484Have consensual non-coprophilic sex
fuck I'm in a downwards spiral
>>94173388Did you listen to the song at all beforehand? Your cadence is terrible sorry m8.
>>94173521that's a good thing in australia right?
garn maccas who wants what
>>94173205Gave it a go but it was all gobbledegook to me so I stopped, sorryhttps://vocaroo.com/i/s0sUJ8lZ872v>>94173459Fair enough desu, though it's not really my sort of song>>94173539Admittedly no, just a verse or two
>>94173587genuinely a good go lad, nicely done
>>94173234Not heard of any of that hip-hop nonsense, so have something else French instead.https://vocaroo.com/i/s0RQYXTuDD9q
>>94173587When I was paying for uni by working in a dive bar I managed, us four bartenders would end the night on top of the bar at 4am belting it out to the packed bar as our bouncers cleared everyone out.
>>94171683When did this place become filled with corporate bootlickers
>>94172675It took Brendon tarrant to shut down the aussie on 4chan,something moot couldn't do
>>94173686Sounds like a good sort of tune for it desu, not sure how it's passed me by previously
Enjoying the rains lads
>>94173794What happened to your legs lad? Looks comfy btw
>>94173770I’d vocaroo a rendition but not sure I can recapture the moment it held for me.
can't say I've heard any Elton John song but Candle in the Wind, Circle of Life and Piano Man
>>94173850I call bullshit that track with PNAU and Elton was all over Australia when I lived there.
not a big fan of tennis but there's nothing else on today
>not a big fan of tennis
dunno what to say mate I don't listen to the radio
EVERYONE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR THE SYDNEY SIXERS*song plays*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLzQX8OIWhg
>>94173794bit unsettling, this picture.
cricket union tennis footy golf simple as won't be touching soccer
>Sangakkara called Hails in the 2011 wc final toss and it has to be redonekek bane should do this
>>94173521Goes the other direction down there
this vocaroo shit being posted universally sucks
Where my r9k bros at
>>94171647>it’s boringwhat an intelligent criticism lad
have not read a single 21st century book that was good
>>94174261House of Leaves
just ordered a one-plus 6T
>>94174261books are boring in general, how an individual can enjoy a bunch of letters printed on 500 odd pages without a single (moving) image in sight is beyond me
Ireland/Zimbabwe starts in 20 minutes.TWENTY MINUTES
>>94173988fucking basedhave been trying to get into tennis myself
>>94174332why not 7?
>>94174261Fart of a thousand gales
>>94174168You’ve read the book have you? Which one of the twelve main characters based on the twelve star signs was your favourite? Get fucked cunt, it’s a boring book.
>>94174261higurashi no naku koro ni (visual novel)
Djokobot-Blackcaps alliance on Sunday lads.
>>94174261Baroque Cycle is elite, but I understand the need to fit in with the /lit/ crowd's opinion that Stephenson is pleb tier. 2/3 into his recent one at the moment and it's pulling my brain into weird places. Making me really sad about humanity's future.
based boomer croweater
Why is everyone in the chat Indian?Why do they give a shit?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBvXygqqwDc
>>94173981How about this
>>94174430oooo it is my cricketoooo
>>94174431Fallout 6: Ireland is looking pretty good tttt.
>>94174429*cracck*don't even know what my tell is
gee gee gee geebaby baby baby
>>94174430bro it is shakib
new guy started at the shop today, he is into cricket and I have never had someone work here who is into cricket beforeturns out he supports bangladesh which is a shame because I was hoping he would be indian from the name so I could tease him a bitt20 is his favourite format though, little disappointing but expected
>>94174541HOLY FUCKING BASED
>>94174541This but 100 ball
>>94174314I read this in school when I would have been about 15/16thought it was the tits back then but not sure if I would find it as cool if I went back and read it nowprobably would find it very gimmicky
business idea: make this the new zimbabwe national anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBnGBb1wg98
don't think Mugabe would like it
>>94174431Is that your mum?>>94174483hmmm
>>94174746t. pedo mo worshipper
toiling trom tome tis tits tla t
>>94174859based and blapilled
i've grand plans for this toiling from home business *crosses fingers*
>>94174832bengaladeshi hindus kek. worst of both worlds.
>>94175296fuck up dalit convert
>T20 game getting rained outgrim
>>94175327find a better insult. we don't care about castes here. islam is egalitarian.
https://twitter.com/WeBleedBlue007/status/1149465340138573825Indians setting the record straight. Thank you for defending r/cricket.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>94175522fuck up actual dalit
ummm...pure brahmin stock bla, just don't care for being rude tbqh ngl x
>>94175528what is this (note: only answer if it is actually funny)
>>94175296>HinduOh no no no no no Why would I become a cow worshipper? I'm atheist.
>>94175751You can be a hindu atheist m8
>>94175378>islam is egalitariannot with non-muslim. nice try tho
no need to mock Hinduism just because of some rude cunt,it really doesn't get any better as far as religions go tbqh ngl bla x
>>94175782Why be a hindu atheist, when i can be... you know... just atheist.
>>94175805Hinduism is pretty disgusting tho desu. I'm sorry if you're offended.
>>94175798dis^self suiciding here, but it's the only way x
am i too late to post "lick my anus you abbo convict scum"?
Followed cricket for the first time this World Cup. Might be my second favourite sport to watch.
>>94175932Please stay for the Ashes too lad
>>94175932the Ashes/test cricket is almost like a different sport despite almost all the rules being the samesee if you like it just as much
>>94175971I plan to. I’m living with my parents now who are into it too which helps.
>>94174261Anything by Bolañ0
>>94175988Yeah test cricket might be too long for me but gonna give it a go.
>>94176006BASED. You won't regret it.
>>94175988I love Wars of Attrition so it might be up my street.
Seething aussie over at /f1/. Kek
>>94175912Few centuries late
>>94171124This seems really outdatedm we got over 20k in a year im fairly sure lol
>>94176395are you a recent lebbo aussie?
>>94176607Why does it matter?
>>94176663probably because lebbos are too muscular and elite for saffas to banter at kek
>>94176663because lebbos/greeks/syrians/somali/sudanese are scum
>>94176823probably melb to boot
>>94176721>lebbos/greeks/syrians/somali/sudanesehmmm, what ever could he be on about?
watching the tennis lads
I don't really follow cricket, but can someone tell me the non-meme reason why everyone (including normies) hates Aussies and India?
>>94176954soime bla x
>>94174379Based and Oyashiro-sama pilled
>>94177004people hate ausies cause they are goatpeople hate indians cause they are brown sub humans
>>94176993oi leblad, got a girl (female) lebbo to send my way? need to keep the genetic line going, and all the american lebbo chicks think they're supposed to act like mia khalifa
>>94177004Winning world cups makes you a bad guy
>>94177064like it's FIFA innit bla x
>>94176954Can’t get into tennis. Just don’t really give a shit who wins, even if they are from the UK.
>>94177004only plebs do
Crank was pretty good whomever recommend that, will watch the sequel tomorrow
>>94177004Aussies win all the time.Indian fans are massively annoying autists.
>>94177871quints dont count as a get
>>94177779Must be their Betoota
>>94177779wonder what this means for the world cup
got a cracking and controversial post saved up for the new tbwh ngl bla x
>>94171466Not even the LOTR series let's be honest. Tolkien intended rolling hills and beautiful English countryside.Jackson gave us the barren empty New Zealand wastelands where there was nay a farm or crop in sight.
>>94178285They tried to film in England but there were too many Muslims everywhere
>>94178711well there aren't in the countryside are theremong
Did a traditional song from the American deep south but with a Herefordian accent. Please let me know your thoughts xxhttps://vocaroo.com/i/s0IRtKMRVaQJ
Let's take this to the new thread, shall we?
>>94178893In the shires
gotta couple of choice requests for the Bard as well...in the new bla x
>>94178865solid bla x
and, no, they are not Durutti column never known x
>>94171018I don't get it, what makes England automatic bad guys? Is it literally just assmad over the Empire?How can you be the bad guy after inventing every relevant sport, playing all of them fairly, and not even being good enough to win in almost every case?
>>94179062>>94179106Sorry bla, one day I might learn that slightly strange tune