Romelu Lukaku missing from Manchester United training session on their pre-season tour of Australia at the WACA in Perth. >Laurent Koscielny has refused to travel with Arsenal on their pre-season tour of the United States. "We are very disappointed by Laurent’s actions, which are against our clear instructions. We hope to resolve this matter and will not be providing any further comment at this time."Real Madrid are set to challenge Barcelona for Neymar's signature this summer, Sky Sports News understands.>Milan have reportedly been offered the chance to sign PSV and Uruguay attacking midfielder Gaston Pereiro.Stefan de Vrij has promised that Inter’s players will ‘sweat’ for Antonio Conte so they can ‘bring the club back where they deserve to be’.>Turkish side Fenerbahce are reportedly keen on signing Juventus midfielder Sami Khedira.Manchester United have reportedly gone back in for Fiorentina defender Nikola Milenkovic.>Sky Sport Italia reports Milan are looking at RB Leipzig defender Dayot Upamecano and that more talks for Ismael Bennacer are planned today.Spanish defender Ivan Marcano has returned to Portuguese giants Porto following one season at Roma, it has been confirmed.>Willie McKay is trying to broker a €40m move for French striker Sébastien Haller to go from Eintracht Frankfurt to West Ham UnitedHenan Jianye FC will make a bid for Max Gradel (Toulouse); Ivorian is hesitating over a move>Bordeaux agree deal to sign 26-year-old South Korean international attacker Hwang Ui-Jo from Gamba Osaka Laurent Koscielny has for several weeks been asking Arsenal for a mutual termination agreement so that he can accept 1 of the 3 firm offers he has from Ligue 1.>Yann Karamoh's medical with Parma is in the process of being scheduled as his permanent move from Inter Milan grows closer, according to @DiMarzio.
>>94162089Torres is looking a little young there.>>94162111>muh historySad!
Lee Enfield Chan is the best.
>his team's fans don't invade the pitch away from home after a 6-0 drumming in a pre-season friendly against league two oppositionare you even trying non-reds?
Any updates on the good academy to Arsenal situation?
>Fenerbahce say they cannot sign Ozil>Media now starts randomly looking up New Germans to link
>>94162140they're a league one side now
>>94162168based merseyside on the rise
Is Eriksen leaving Spurs? Don't see them signing Lo Celso if he stays.
Atalanta's gonna play their CL games in the San Siro!
>>94162186who would buy him
>>94162145Arsenal have one of the best up and coming players. The issue is nobody will play them. Reiss Nelson is a quality winger and should be being played instead of buying Zaha. Smith-Rowe is a good midfielder. Beliek is an underrated defensive player. Nwakali, Sheaf and Medley are also potentially good. The rest are already established.Arsenal finished 2nd last year in the youth leagues. They have a good academy, they just have shit managers. There is a reason lots of English internationals are from Arsenal, they can see it.
Literally cannot stop eating rice cakes
>>94162111What does liverpool mean by this??
>>94162225everyone wanted a picture with divock
>>94162231They're the ultimate tinpot club
>>94162089>Real Madrid are set to challenge Barcelona for Neymar's signature this summer, Sky Sports News understandslmao you're not fooling anyone, nasser al paki
>>94162267Best part is that according to the pattern, Liverpool will return to mediocrity this season and for four more years after. Looking forward to it.
>>94162306if you pay enough you can have skysports congratulate you for your birthday
>>94162314>managers before>Rafa/dodgy american owners>brenny
>>94162333>Following reports in Spain, it is understood that Real president Florentino Perez is interested in signing Neymar alongside Barcelona>Following reports in Spaindon't shoot the messenger.
>>94162186No bids came in for Eriksen, and apparently the Lo Celso deal is still being worked on.Would a midfield of Lo Celso, Eriksen, and Ndombele work?
>>94162349I remember a time when people actually thought Rogers was elite, up until The Great Slip. Same could happen to Klopp.
>>94162349It took Liverpool 4 years and £600m under Klopp to win something. For reference, Arsenal won three FA Cups in that time (and Community Shields for memes). Klopp is doing well but he's doing it with a wad of cash.
>>94162390inb4 'Muh netspend'
Who the fuck is Louie Barry lmao
>>94162409Gareth's long lost brother
>>94162386Brenny was elite for 1 season, Klopp has already been elite for a decade
>>94162409Next Gary Lineker
>>94162399Even if they pull that it's around £200m and 2nd highest wages in the league. Not even the most deluded Liverpool fan could deny that Klopp has bought success. Which is fine.>>94162432Ah yes, all those amazing cups he won....
>>94162432>Finishes 4th next season>'BOOOO, KLOPP IS A FRAUD, SACK HIM'Wow, I can see it now
>>94162370>Following reports in Spainoh look it's those vague sources nobody can confirm or denyI'm now convinced real madrid will spend >200m + wages in a player that occupies hazard's and vinicius position ven though they are already 188m in redskysports is shit la
For me, its Jurgen Norbert Klopp
A quick Google search of Toby Alderwomen reveals that Man United have given up on getting him but Roma are very interested.To be honest, in this market, £25m for a proven 30 year old defender is not a bad deal at all
>>94162463no Liverpool manager has been sacked for finishing in the top 4
>>94162479>>94162488he's right though
>>94162490I'm saying Liverpool fans are extremely fickle.
>>94162474Yeah but if you don't pay a premium transfer fee the player is shit
>>94162501stopped reading at "Alderwomen" to be fair
>>94162479>>94162488oops haha, sorry about that, forgot to proofread
>>94162508which manager have they wanted out after finishing 4th?
Liverpool have never won the Premier League
>selling Lukaku>replacing him with....any ideas?
>>94162527All of them
>>94162528No! Really? Didn't they get 97 points this season?
Liverpool have never won the premier league
>>94162535Andy Carrol, Danny Welbeck AND Daniel Sturridge
>>94162535Sell Lukaku back to Everton, buy Icardi.
>>94162551>>94162556keeping Lukaku seems a better choice
>>94162556>Wanda moving to manchesterSweety...
>>94162535I got the man you need
>>94162568future premier league flops compilation video attendant
>>94162569What's not to like? English and PL-proven
>>94162535they will GAZZUMP Barca for Griezmann
>>94162535>>selling Lukaku>>replacing him with....take your pick
>>94162578Jovic wouldn't have been anything without himHe's also smart enough to avoid West Ham like the plague
>>94162089>Spanish defender Ivan Marcano has returned to Portuguese giants Porto following one season at Roma, it has been confirmed.>Portuguese giants PortoThanks, liverfriend
>>94162598are sturridge and welbeck still free?surprised neither are at Stoke
>>94162213Florentino Perez likes him, maybe when Zidane realizes he can't sign Pogba they'll try.
>>94162386>Brenny>won fuck all>Klopp>won German league with DORTMUND against Pep>won the German cup>won the CL
>>94162645>won German league with DORTMUND against PepI think its time to realise you know nothing about football.
>"I met Wanda Nara three years ago and I have no intention of seeing her again"Based ADL
>>94162645And then Pep dabbed on him by winning the domestic treble in England.
Cracking episode of Love Island once again
>>94162668>a billion pounds>no CL>knocked out by a club that spent nothingSweety
>>94162598How would a team composed only of these players do in the Premier League?
I see a comfortable top 4 finish, CL semifinal or EL winning season in Spurs' future
>>94162691Dreadfully. No keeper
>>94162687>A billion burger dollars>Knocked out of FA cup by the Wanderers of WolverhamptonBravo, Klopp
>>94162724leave Klopp alone he is fucking cursed to never win any english trophies
>>94162724Klopp has solved the shit 2nd team problem.
>>94162696isnt eriksen fucking off though
>>94162813Nobody put in any official bids for him
Shaqiri doesn't seem to be handling the injury well
>Kelechi Nwakali is 21The guy was amazing in youth internationals. Why the fuck isn't Arsenal playing a guy who obviously has talent? He's played once for Nigeria and scored a goal (senior). He won the U17 World Cup in 2015 and won Golden Ball doing it. Arsenal should stop thinking of buying anybody bar a defender. Run these players.
>>94162089>11 July>Premier LeagueEzri Konsa [Brentford - Aston Villa] £12m>English Football LeagueTyler Denton [Leeds - Stevenage] UndisclosedDanny Guthrie [Mitra Kukar - Walsall] FreeWes McDonald [Birmingham - Walsall] FreeMoses Odubajo [Brentford - Sheffield Wednesday] FreeMat Sadler [Shrewsbury - Walsall] FreeDom Telford [Bury - Plymouth] UndisclosedJordan Tunnicliffe [AFC Fylde - Crawley] FreeKieran Dowell [Everton - Derby] LoanJoao Virginia [Everton - Reading] Loan
>>94162860based bagel manhe'll probably get laid after this
>>94162860>the modern day Martin Luther King for short men
>>94162903>He won the U17 World Cup in 2015while being 25
>10.26pm Thursday 11th July 2019>west ham still havent signed a striker
>>94162913>you now remember Danny Guthrie
>louie barry to barcelonais this chav any good, la's?
>>94162992>Persatuan Sepakbola Mitra Kukar is an Indonesian association football club based in Tenggarong, Kutai Kartanegara, East Kalimantan. They currently compete in the Liga 2.Imagine going from Indonesia to Walsall
>>94162696>EL winning season in Spurs' futureImagine Spurs winning anything ever.
>>94162938Okay? Point is, they have solutions to their problems. They just won't use it. What's the point of youth teams if you never use them?
Everything looks so bright for Liverpool.Everything looks so shit for United.LMAO!
>>94163010why did he even end up in Indonesia in the first place
>>9416302899% of youth players never make it to prospecially those nigerian ''''''''''kids''''''' that always win the youth worldcups, none of them make it
>>94163028given that he spent last season with porto b and the couple before that at bad dutch teams i'm going to assume that he's shite
>>94163050Better than working in a call centre
>>94162089I don't blame players for ditching pre-seasonthe matches are pointless and better suited for youth players, and you could get injured and become unable to play during the actual season
>>94163087That's because he isn't given a chance elsewhere. It's just pointless. Sell him. Cut him lose. If he's shit, get rid. Find people who aren't.
>>94163126it's far more complex than you're making it out to be, i'm sure all teams would love a steady stream of academy graduates making it into their first team but it's not something that's very easy to do
>>94163099Pré season is extremely important for tactical cohesion and fitness.
>>94163123dear mohammed mohammed,is louie 'english hairstyle' barry any good?thanks,anon
>>94163162Yeah but my point is, he's 21 now. If he isn't in first team, is he ever gonna be? If he isn't, move him on. Free up a slot.
>Yank Spurs CustomersDidn't know it had become so grim for /trans/
>>94163166bullshitin the liverpool tranmere game today they just played shitters and children
>>94162913>Ezri Konsa for £12mdecent transfer I guess but that price tag is mad
>>94163200Pre season training and pre season friendlies are two different things.
>>94163200ah yes the first game of pre season always features all first team players doesn't it
>>94163171>is louie 'english hairstyle' barry any good?Before today, I'd never even heard of him. Apparently he bangs them in for England and the West Brom youth though
Is Levy really going to sell Toby for just 28 m €?
>>94162089the absolute state of sheffield and norwich's transfersthey're going straight back down, although norwich might survive through finnish meme magic
>>94162596>Griezmann in to keep Pogba happy>Madrid give up and go for Eriksenbest case
>>94163326No choice, he's got a release clause. He'd need to make a new contract without it.
>>941623901 champions league is way more valuable than 3 fa cups .. also, how much have PSG and Man city spent without a CL to show for it?
>>94162645>won German league with DORTMUND against Pepvan laal actually
>Barcelona are closing in on the signing of 28-year-old France international forward Antoine Griezmann from Atletico Madrid after finally activating his £107m release clause. (Mirror)However, sources close to Barcelona have denied the reports that the Catalan club have already deposited Griezmann's buyout clause. (Sport)>Laurent Koscielny is set to lose the Arsenal captaincy after he refused to go on the club's tour of the USA. The 33-year-old former France international will also be fined and made to train with the club's youth team. (Sun)Forward Gareth Bale, 29, trained with his Real Madrid team-mates in Canada as he continues his bid to force his way back into Zinedine Zidane's plans. (Daily Mail)>Newcastle are set to appoint Steve Bruce as manager and are hoping he will be able to join up with the team on their pre-season tour of China. (Telegraph)Newcastle are negotiating a compensation package thought to be around £5m with Sheffield Wednesday for Bruce. (Times)>Manchester United and rivals Manchester City have been handed a boost in their pursuit of Bruno Fernandes with Sporting Lisbon reportedly closing in on a potential replacement for the 24-year-old midfielder. (Mirror)Manchester United have begun negotiations with Roma over the sale of their Belgium international striker Romelu Lukaku, 26. (Goal.com)>Inter sporting director, Piero Ausilio, has travelled to London to meet Manchester United to see if his club's offer to sign Lukaku has any chance of succeeding. (Observer)The agent of Tottenham defender Toby Alderweireld has also held talks with Roma over a move for the 30-year-old Belgium international, who has a 25m euro release clause. (Calciomercato)
>>94163384>Real Madrid striker Mariano Diaz, 25, is reportedly not interested in a move to Arsenal this summer. (AS, via Mirror)Paris St-Germain are set to reignite their interest in Everton's Idrissa Gueye with a £27m bid for the 29-year-old Senegal international midfielder. (L'Equipe, via Sun)>Arsenal are interested in signing Real Madrid midfielder Dani Ceballos on loan. The 22-year-old Spain international has also been in talks with Tottenham. (Sky Sports)Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is set to block Steven Gerrard's attempt to bring Ryan Kent back to Rangers this summer. The 22-year-old winger spent last term on loan with the Scottish club. (Express)>The agent of PSV Eindhoven winger Steven Bergwijn, 21, has told Bayern Munich his client, subject of speculation regarding a move to Manchester United, is willing to bide his time over a move to Germany. (Express)Manchester United have played down their reported interest in Southampton's Gabon international midfielder Mario Lemina, 25, who has linked with Arsenal. (Manchester Evening News)>Bournemouth's England international forward Callum Wilson, 27, thought to be a target for West Ham, is poised to sign a new four-year deal with the Cherries. (Talksport)
>>94163384>Newcastle are negotiating a compensation package thought to be around £5m with Sheffield Wednesday for Bruce. (Times)WOAH
>>94163331i think van wolfswinkel put norwich off spending big ever again
>>94163384>Manchester United have begun negotiations with Roma over the sale of their Belgium international striker Romelu Lukaku, 26. (Goal.com)>Romaah yes
>>94163399Meanwhile, Bournemouth are prepared to let Scotland international Ryan Fraser - linked with Arsenal - leave on a free transfer at the end of next season rather than sell the 25-year-old winger this summer. (Express)>Former Tottenham and England forward Peter Crouch, 38, has revealed he is undecided about whether to retire after his contract with Burnley expired this summer. (Talksport)Newcastle target Joelinton, Hoffenheim's 22-year-old Brazilian forward, is also wanted by Wolves. (Newcastle Chronicle)>Crystal Palace winger Wilfried Zaha, 26, linked with a move to Arsenal, was not included in the pictures of the new Eagles away kit. (Express)Preston North End have accepted an £8m bid from Premier League side Sheffield United for 24-year-old forward Callum Robinson. (Lancashire Evening Telegraph)
>>94163399>Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is set to block Steven Gerrard's attempt to bring Ryan Kent back to Rangers this summer. The 22-year-old winger spent last term on loan with the Scottish club. (Express)Could we not, he will never be good enough for the prem.
>>94163384>Barcelona are closing in on the signing of 28-year-old France international forward Antoine Griezmann from Atletico Madrid after finally activating his £107m release clause. (Mirror)sweetie, if they've activated the clause the player is already signed
>>94163406>Steve Bruce is worth £5mstate of ashley
>>94163416Crouchie should just focus on the podcast
>Co-op advertising strawberries by saying you'll support LGBT+ and transWell done putting me off. Not supporting enablement of mental illness.
>>94162128This was the worst CL final I’ve ever seen. Very anti climatic.
>>94163471No shit. A penalty in the first 30 seconds will kill any big game.
>>94163416>Meanwhile, Bournemouth are prepared to let Scotland international Ryan Fraser - linked with Arsenal - leave on a free transfer at the end of next season rather than sell the 25-year-old winger this summerThink we're going to start seeing this happen a lot with how much money the lower teams are getting now
>>94163331Sheffield are dirt poor, much poorer than Norwich. Think their manager said since the lads got them promoted he's gonna stick with them (unlike Fulham)
>>94163528that's actually pretty based, hope they don't collapse and end up below the championship again
>>94162140Small team mentality
Elliot to Liverpool basically confirmed. He was in the crowd for the game today
>>94163528Wilder's too good to get them relegated.
Who do you think that gay championship footballer is on twitter, lads?
>>94163438would make sense if the current year was 1995
>Bagel guy called the cops on someone for calling him shorthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcTAEoYq7cU
>>94163551He's a Liverpool fan though, not exactly surprising he attended.
Wait, are Barcelona supposed to be buying Griezmann AND Neymar in the same window?
>the English football season is only 3 weeks away
>>94163969Technically, whoever is looking at Homer is tripping, not Homer himself. Consider revising your filename for smoother posts in the future, thanks.
>>94163992fuck off you pedantic twat
I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul... And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport.... remember what REAL men play
>>94164002Angry little man, pathetic.
>>94164059I'm not the one who got upset over an incorrect filename.
>>94164083>>94164059You're both twats
Suzie Dent said Hentai on Countdown the other day, just in case you forgot.
>>94163406what the fuck are they doing?
>>94164148She didn't just say hentai, she said "Hentai is brilliant"
>>94164176Rachel knows too. I wonder what their favourite Doujins are.
>>94164197I dunno but I bet I know how it ends
>>94164197I could totally see them being surface level weebs, they definitely have a small bit of autismo or they wouldn't be so good at their jobs
>>94164255Rachel = Asuka FagSusie = Rei Fag
>>94164170I honestly think Ashley is taking the club out of spite
>>94163731>that tattoo will be an indistinguishable black blob in a couple of yearswhy do they do this shit?>>94163884so far only greaseman
>>94163380Please ban all Americans from this board.
>>94164389yeah you think newcastle fans will still show up after all this?
>>94164440I can't see Barcelona wanting Neymar for this price.
>>94164534good argument, faggot
>>94164550it won't happen unless it's a straight swap for 1-2 playersand even then it's probably a bad ideathey should let psg deal with it
>>94162551Danny Welbeck and Daniel Sturridge is the same person.
>>94162724No wonder Man Shitty keeps losing in CL: the FA cup is the cup they're more interested in :DDDD
>>94164838Sturridge was a much better player than Welbeck ever was
>>94166150What did he ever do that was memorable, except his retarded dance. Welbeck scored some crucial goals for england and worked his ass off whenever he played, just didnt do meme "skill moves" or get carried by suarez as much.
>>94166150Welbeck still has a better goal ratio for England than Sterling. Welbeck basically got Arsenal the FA Cup in 2014 by scoring against United in the Semi-Final. Welbeck just got plagued by injuries. Oh and he also scored against Lestah to win that game 3-2 I think and it was possible for Arsenal to go on. But, as usual, injuries.Both good players ruined by injuries but I'd still rather have Welbeck playing for the NT than Sturridge.
why are you up so late lads?
>>94166365>get carried by suarezSturridge scored in every game Suarez missed during the slip season. He scored in a European final and without his goal against PSG Liverpool wouldn't have even gotten out of their group this season. Even for England he scored against Italy in a World cup and a late winner against Wales in the Euros
>>94166732I'd rather not have either tb hWant more young lads in.>>94166750I've been ill for like a month and my sleep schedule is fucked.
>>94166732>Welbeck still has a better goal ratio for England than SterlingSo does Sturridge, Sterlings goal record for England is poor. Sturridge was one of the best strikers in the league in his prime, Welbeck has never been close
>>94166774Oh for sure. But the constant playing of Sterlel is annoying to me. Hopefully he'll rekt Kosovo and Bulgaria. Either way, I want Southgate to call up Erling Braut Håland. He scored a hattrick hattrick in the U20 World Cup and he is both fast and tall. He's 18. He was born in England. He is the perfect player. Good with both feet as well. I have no idea why he isn't being called up or probed.Apart from that, all the young lads are... Sancho, Foden, TAA, Nelson, Maddison and maybe Smith-Rowe and AMN. The other interesting ones are RLC, Shackleton, Aarons, Holding, Tymon and Loader. There's loads more that might come good. Had Holding not got injured I would have championed him instead of Stones.>>94166832Oh for sure, but Welbeck was a guy who could do what needed to be done and I thought he was underrated. He, like a lot of Arse players, played way better for the NT. Ramsey is another example, see the Euros 2016. Wilshere as well.
>>94166956back the fuck off håland
>>94166956>Erling Braut Hålandpretty sure he wants to play for Norway like his dad
>>94166956Might just be Klopp magic but I reckon Brewster will be good, the long injury sort of dropped him off the map but he's come back in with the same form, he was a step above most of the other players on the pitch today, it was only Tranmere but he will be playing in America next week too.
>>94167012Ive been following him since molde Hes a beast people need to notice holy shit . A steal for any club
>>94167012Yeah, probably. He supports Leleds tho. Who knows. Rice was done. A major mistake. A waste.>>94167023>Klopp magiclel'd, but maybe. I didn't put him because I've not seen him recently. All the guys I've mentioned I've either followed or watched. Bar RLC and Holding in the last players are very early days. To me, the best `young` players we have are Sancho = Foden > TAA > Nelson = Maddison > Smith-Rowe = CHO > Sessegon > Mount > AWB > Aarons > James > Willock (he can play for Montserrat too) Not including Rice or Rashford. Then you got 'THE NEXT BEST THING LA' in Axel Tuanzebe but dude won't ever make it. He should play for DRC because he won't get into England now unless he becomes god-like.
>>94167064This. He is. He has around 0.50 goal per game ratio for Molde and a similar for Salzburg (didn't play enough). The fact no teams are buying him I do not know. If I was a PL club, I'd buy him, even if it was just in my youth team for a season or two.
Oh well, post to keep it going until people wake up.
>>94162231Pissing off the wools
>>94164534>fa cup>meaning anythingfound a delusional arse fan
>>94162314>can't win promotion from championship>joins transfer ban chelshit as managerrip in pepperoni, chelscum
>>94167848>can't even win meaningless trophiesThat just makes the likes of Liverpool and Spurs even worse. Imagine being Spurs and spending more than Arsenal have and winning just two League Cups since the PL began. Imagine it. Grim.The FA Cup is a relevant trophy, whether you like it or not. Arse are a midtable team but they still won trophies in seasons where Liverpool and Spurs did not.
>>94167806mate I'm still up wankingjust realised its 5am
>>94167897My sleep pattern is fucked. I prefer sleeping during the day in the summer, hate the heat tb h.
>>94167897Stop wanking and go to bed son. Everytime I wake up for work I hear you fapping away, you hopeless insomniac cunt. Get a job.
>>94168172Can't pal. Its a disease. A Wanking disease.
di marzio aint fucking reliable anymorejust a pasta indykaila
De Llorentis out here talki about "perez is evil for not giving me free players for my money laundering sceme" nigga...
might try to shag a lass tonight
>>94169549WhyI thought we are all incel brothers here....
>>94164546Apparently they're down about 10,000 season ticket renewals
dreading next season
>“Aston Villa are poised to complete £15m signing of Douglas Luiz from Manchester City”Bloody hell, they aren't messing around
>>94169589all I can do is try matedoesn't mean I'll succeed
I keep having memory niggers and it worries me
>>94162538So you're just making stuff up now.Yawn.
>>94169802That's the spirit lad
Might buy a season ticket for the rugby instead
>>94170134what team lad?
>>94170157got relegated last seasonToby Flood a shit
>>94170305I went to school with him lel
Someone buy Nick Blackman off us pls
>>94170515Do the jews not want him back?
>>94170548No and he was at Chicken Gijon last season and they don't want him either. Had to give him another years contract just so he doesn't go down as an ffp loss
Are Liverpool and Barca the scummiest clubs?
>>94170559Doubt the turks will have him like they had Jerome after his time in israel too. So much deadwood on the squad and we actually got rid of someone involved in the team in Johnson
>>94170651Yeah Johnson was actually playing well this season and we get rid of him lmao. Not seen too much of this Dowell but apparently he is good.
crouchy's retired lads
>>94170688Finally lost his pace
>>94170662Seething at what?
Local news is reporting one of the man u coaching staff on the pre-season tour has overdosed and is in hospital. Described only as a man in his fifties.
>>94170728all six of them
>>94170731Ole finally realised how shit his task is?
Inter can’t actually stump up £75m for Lukaku can they. Maybe united could convince them to let go of Lautaro?
>>94170806why do united want rid of lukaku anyway? he's only had one bad season
>>94170744I'm sure dealing with Pogba is a nightmare but too young. Would be Mike Phelan, Mark Dempsey or Richard Hartis
>>94170823But he’s had no good seasons
>city failed to get a work permit for douglas luiz for 2 years in a row>selling him to villa for £15m which along with wages will get him the permit>city have buyback clause so villa won't actually spend anything beyond wages long termlol they've found a way to cheat permits now
>>94170878why would he get a work permit at villa but not city?
>>94170823Ole wanted them to play fast counter attacking football which is why manure signed a bunch of pace merchants. Pookaku is a fat piece of lard. Can't expect the fat cunt to run and chase the ball.
>>94170961So Daniel James is the answer?
>>94170865Literally the only striker with Ibra to have scored 20+ goals in a season since SAF.
>>94171000Still shit tho
VAR is going to make this 19/20 EPL season a shitfest.Can't wait!
>>94171035do you reckon we could actually fight the var menace, or is it just here to stay and this really is the death of football?
>>94170896transfer fees and wages are taken into calculation for permits and iirc you get more permit points if it's a big purchase for the club compared to recent transfer activity which obviously meant city signing him for 10m counted for nothing
>>94171035Just means Liverpool will fall further behind city
>>94171035Who watched EPL anyway? Watch the Premier League instead
>>94171035Salah won't get 10 goals without his diving
>>94170961So Ole is just Mouyes on soi?
>>94163528sheff united are in big ownership limbo and it doesn't look like being resolved any time soonthinking derby 07/08 levels of performance and wilder jumps ship for a better job midseason
>>941711056 of Salah's 71 goals for Liverpool have been penalties
>>94171126he signed a new contract this week, doubt he'd do that if he's thinking of leaving mid season
>>94171048No lad. Footy is going to get so much worse I reckon. City have killed all competition for the title.This will be another pointless season where every other team is just grinding out results. 1.City2. Liverpool3/4. Spurs/Chelsea
>>94171142And everyone will still ignore the cups for no reason.
>>94171199*for the reason that it gives fuck all money compared to the League and CL
>>94171215>richest clubs in the world>muh money
>>94162696>Dier at right backgo to bed gay america
>>94171199The cups mean nothing to clubs anymore, a top half finish is what all teams want.
>>94171199What excitement was there in the cups last season?
>>94171224when the teams you're competing with are also the richest clubs in the world it doesn't really help
>>94171142>city have killed competition Seething
>>94171142>City have killed all competition for the title.they won the league by 1 point
>>94171285This kills the scouse
>>94162386Fuck off cunt. Klopp has made 4 finals in his first four years at pool 3 european. Brenny got exposed after godmode Suarez left and Gerrard legs ded
oh thank god
>>94171412Who is the female Messi?
>Blyth Spartans have signed former Newcastle United youngster Craig Spooner on a one year contractClarky's starting to put together a pretty decent squad!
Can white sheets and towels be washed together with colored blanket sheets at 60 degrees C or will it mess up colors?
>>94171539Í always wash everything together in cold waterbut some clothes, specially new ones, have dyes that can fuck up your whites
>>94171539>washing anything at 60c
>>94171556You wash bed sheets in cold water?
>>94171570yup, everything together
>>94171587You mix underwear, socks, bed sheets with your normal clothes and wash in cold water?
>>94171606lad it's 2019you don't need to wash anything in warm water
>>94171606yes, the secret is using detergent
>>94171606btw are you saying you do different laundries for sheets, underwear and normal clothes?
>>94162373Lo Celso can't defend.
>>94171646huddersfield's would look fine if they removed the big shield, same for burnley
>>94171539Depends on wether I've had sex on the sheets or not. Sometimes yes, sometimes not
>>94171641Yes. Bed sheets, pillow cases, blanket covers separate wash 1. month. I change them once a week then wash them all once a month.Underwear, socks etc. separate wash 1 a weekNormal clothes separate wash 1 a week
>>94171666Think it's something to do with copyright why they have it
>changing your bed sheets every weeki'd literally rather kill myself
>>94171681how much underwear do you use in a week to fill a washing machine?I do 1 washing machine per week:>all normal clothes>all underwear>all towels (2-3)>all sheets (1 set)and it all fits in a single washing machine
How often should bed sheets be changed then?Every 2 weeks? Every month?
big brain washing schedule>clothes mid-week (tuesday or wednesday depending which day liverpool are playing)>bedsheets/towels on saturday morning (on a fortnightly rotational basis)
>>94171717I have to say I don't go to the gym, only swimming in the sea with the same towel and suit all week
Their actual shirt badge looks good, I don't get why they don't use a variation of it as the proper emblem
>>94171720I do every week in summer but you can do every 2 no problem
>>94171730Yes but do you not separate stuff based on color?
>>94170806they should swap him for skriniar
>>94162696>Dier RB>Ndombele DM>Janssen second choice strikerDay of the rake can’t come soon enough
>>94171757nahi don't wear shirts for work or i'd probably do those separately, but for tshirts and that it's just not necessary. it's only brand new clothes that bleed their dyes, so if it's been washed more than once or twice i just throw them all in one batch
>>94171757I only do that with new clothes for a few washes>buy new boxing wraps, red colour>wash with rest of clothes>all my white t-shirts became pinknever forget
>>94171784>>94171793Kk thanks lads
>>94171774Not sure Inter would go in for that
Might be old news at this point, but Inter is £10m short of Man Utd's Lukaku asking price
>>94171901>>94171774Skriniar would instantly be a top 3 CB in the PL
>>94171901Don't think Skriniar would either tbqh
>>94171961Why wouldn’t Skriniar?
>>94171717Youll want to wash normal clothes at 30 to prevent shrinking, jeans same temperature but separate because they shouldnt take softenerTowels at 60-90 depending on what quality they are, bedsheets same story but separate because you dont want softener on your towels.Underwear and socks at 40 because they get dirty faster than normal clothes
>>94172008And then whites separate as well because you want them to remain white.
>>94172008i only wash my jeans like once every six months
>>94172039If you suffer the same post-binge drinking farts as i do youll wash them at least once a week
Spurs should go for Ben Yedder. He's the kind of player they need, he could play both with Son, Lucas or with Kane and would perfectly fit in the rotation.
>>94172006CL+Conte vs Europa+Ole
>Barcelona's approach for Van Dijk has been rejected by his representatives
Inter on the left, ManU on the right
imagine how much van dijk would cost barcelona lmao, like £300m or something
>>94172008I've been washing my towels and sheets cold for the last 20 yearswhat problems should I have noticed?
>>94172142>believing barcelona tried to sign van dijk
>A coup de théâtre in the dossier! #Saliba #Tottenham submitted an offer in excess of 30M € excluding bonuses for Saliba. An offer that exceeds the expectations of #ASSE. Meeting tomorrow to finalize the operation while #Arsenal a comprehensive agreement had been reached.WE HAVE A GAZUMP
>Info @RMCsport: A dramatic twist in the file #Saliba ! #Tottenham submitted an offer exceeding 30M € off bonus for Saliba. An offer exceeding the expectations of #ASSE. Meeting tomorrow to finalize the operation while #Arsenal had found a global agreement.>Arsecucks
>>94172177But he’s shit?
>>94172227Imagine being an Arsenal fan haha
>#Tottenham have just outbid #Arsenal for William #Saliba, offering €30m excluding bonuses, which goes above & beyond Sainté’s demands. #ASSE are meeting tomorrow #Tottenham to discuss this situation ! https://twitter.com/mohamedbouhafsi/status/1149656459891728384
>>94172240At least they won the league
>>94172227>>94172256He doesn't appear to be worth that
>>94172240Based, another brand new player
Anyone else think that TV scoreboards are too small nowadays?
Ok, wtf happened?
>>94172291Whoever gets him has to loan him back too.
>>94172256Fair play, Spurs are really going "above & beyond"* this transfer window.*the overinflated pricing of the club itself
So we're playing tonight
>>94172322Micky Phelan on a mad one
>>94172322Ole was a the wheel
>>94172230>barcelona has trouble finding money for greaseman because they are waiting to see the nerman situation develop>they can't sign de ligt for the same reason and too high wages>but somehow they just tried to sign van dijk from the same club that sold them coushitnho for 160mwhy are scousers retarded? is it the lack of proper nutrition growing up?
>>94172322Don’t really get why this is a news story. Who gives s fuck.
>>94172347real benis :DD
>>94172367It’s the air in Liverpool. Makes them kill each other etc
>>94172367I think people don't realise just how financially unstable Barcelona is
>>94172335Oh yeah, that's a pretty important aspect. Who knows what could happen in that season.
>>94172403STANDINGON THE EDGEOF FINANCIAL RUINLIKE THE ACCOUNTANTS ONCE SAID
>>94172403they are stable but you can't front three >100m transfers with high wages in the same window without any big sales (yet)
Charlie Musonda is a weird fucking guy
>>94172448Still, some of their wages are way too high.
>>94172403unstable in a good way
Tell me about Saliba
>>9417260918 years old, played 20 or so games at Saint-Etienne, Arsenal want him for 30 million
It's weird for a team like Barca not being able to pay 120mil.Messi must be bleeding them dry. How big is their debt?
>>94172698>>94172705Trans with the inside scoop as usual
>>94172705Nearly 3k likes in 2 mins.
Is that Suarez officially on the scrap heap then? I can't see how you'd fit Griz, Messi and Suarez in the same team.
>>941727564321 Christmas tree la
>>94172698Embarrassing. Delete this
>>94172756and you still have to fit dembele, coutinho and maybe nermanwith a defensive manager like valmierderlmao
>>94172705I fear it won't go well for him.
>>94172776>with a defensive manager like valmierderStill cant believe that hack didn't get sacked last season.
>>94172756fookin suarez should fuck off to china
>>94172796he's shit but he did win liga, was practically in cl final and reached cup finalhe can't play for the players though
Lads. Any update on the gf to anon situation?
>>94166956>Erling Braut Hålandstrong English name, that
>>94172811>was practically in cl final and reached cup finalYou mean he got knocked out after being three nill up twice and lost a final?
>>94172874you're right, fookin valmierder should have defended that corner better
-------------- GriezmannDembele ------------------- Messi------- Arthur ------- de Jong--------------- BusquetsAlba - Lenglet - Umtiti - Roberto-------------- ter StegenSubs: Neto, Pique, Semedo, Rakitic, Coutinho, Malcom, Suarez
Is Griezmann actually better than the Rat King?
>>94172752what software do you use
>>94171708how often do you change yours?It takes 10 minutes max out of your week if you're an absolute spastic
>>94172954The players didn't even try the whole game, just like the Roma result
>>94173019>10 minutesmore like 30 seconds
>>94172979Griezmann came 3rd in Ballon d'Or voting, Suarez came in 13th
>>94173028exactly like I said: valmierder can't play for the players
>>94172705i hope he chokes
/trans/ google history/trans/ google history
>>94173055He can't seem to motivate them either, clearly.
>>94173019wouldn't you rather spend that 10 minutes masturbating?
>>94172979yeah but suarez plays well with messi so who knows how he'll peform
>>94173004ShareX + WebM for Retards
>>94172979Of course he is, he's hated here but Griezmann is a top 5 player.
>>94173079>Ingrid Engen feet
>>94173037read the whole sentence compadre>>94173092not on dirty bedsheets
>>94172960No way Suarez and Pique get benched this easily.
>>94173084>he fell for the motivation memelmoa
>>94173079Updates gf Anon FC situation
>>94173156Maybe Pique over Umtiti, sure, but I don't know where Suarez would fit into it
>>94172294Damn, Drogba is looking fine for his age.
went two terms without changing my bedsheets in first year of unishagged three different girls in there without so much as a spray of dettol
>>94173214that's why you only shagged 3 girls on first uni year
>>94172216>>94172227>>94172256bruh look at these doodslook at the top of their heads!OH NO NO NO NO*wheeze*HAHAHHAHAHAHHA>the state of arse anal
Saliba to Spurs for 30m€ seems like a bad deal
>>94173158Zidane is a good example of the motivator meme, lots of nice CL trophies.
>>94173280How many Dutch Erasmus girls have you banged?
>Barca took some bank loans to pay for Greasemanlel
>>94173316I guess then valmierder is even a greater motivator than both since he can consistently win 38 game competitions
>>94173337are players getting too expensive? if I look at Italy it's all swaps and let me pay in installments over the next 4 years
>>94173337DOINGAL E E D SEEDS
>>94173308Tyrone Mings costs that much now. It is what it is.
>>94173381Player value bubble burst when?
>>94173326too many to remember laI'm banging one as I write this post...just came
>>94173416I pray Allah forgives you
>>94173308Literally everyone is overpriced now
>>94173426>believing in fairy talessweetie...
>>94173452yes but he's young, will be third choice in his position and will probably go on a loan for a season
>>94172240that was a good deal for a shit and injury prone player though
>>94173337Could Barca ever collapse or would the powers that be not let it happen?
>>94173448That would be based if I wasn't in the probable draft age
>>94173533>tfw probably too old and mentally ill
>Juventus have lost interest in french midfielder Paul Pogba as Manchester United make it clear they will not lower the asking price of 150 million EUR>De Ligt has landed in Turin with agent Mino Raiola this morning and is expected to undergo the club medical check today or tomorrow
>>94173502No deal is good for Arsenal because the owner pockets it.
Pogba will be stuck at Utd unless Zidane can swindle some swapdeal for Bale.
Hope this griezmann transfer will have a domino effect by giving Atleti the money to buy James
>>94163398works on FM19 TBQHWYF
Ah yes, James, the Anti-Cholo
>>94173627James is going to Napoli la
Loving Villa's transfer business this summer. Here's an early call - they finish above Liverpool this season.
>>94173607Bale is a madridista to the death plus he loves the sunlight
>>94173681you misunderstood bale: he said he's a golfista to death
>>94173582So Pogba is confirmed staying.de Ligt is probably going to delay until the end of AFCON or some shit lul
>Officials from Inter met with United officials in London yesterday. Manchester United are asking 85 million EUR for Lukaku and will not move. United are going to keep everyone hostage in their downfall aren't they?
>>941736781. Villa2. Liverpool
>>94173796Crashing this plane
>>94173796ummmm sweetie they are MANCHESTER UNITED they don't have to sell players if they don't want to
https://twitter.com/Wimbledon/status/1149653635040550912Proper footballers interview lel
>>94173924So they're going to hold him hostage?
>>94173924>the contract terminated before july>but he still played for uslmao
>>94173678they've not signed enough immobile number 10s to impress richard that much
Is greasy, dare I say, the dumbest person in top flight football?
>>94173924Imagine being this ass blasted lmaoJust take the money and stfu
De Ligt to Juve is done.
>>94174024i'd take looking a bit petty if it meant getting an extra 80m tbf
>>94172960Solid 5th place
De Ligt to Juve is about to happen
>>94162210why? does their stadium not fit uefa standards or something?
>>94174044>Club waits for the contract to run its year out so the release clause is lowered>sperg outI finally understand why atletico is so hated in spain
>>94174107Their stadium is being renovated, so they asked the Milan council and both of the clubs if they could play their CL games there instead of halfway across the country in Sassuolo. The council and the clubs said yes, but the Ultra's are SEETHING about it
>>94174044they claim the player was already barcelona's but somehow forget they asked him to join preseason this weekso did they ask a barcelona player to join their preseason?they just btfo their own argumentsLMAO
>>94174128Why lol they literally share a stadium with their rivals so how much worse is it that a another club plays some games there haha or is it just because AC milan will be be in ZERO European competition this season?
>>94162210I really like AtalantaFun club
>>94174202 great stadium
>>941742011/2The Milan Curva Sud official statement:“Modern football, made only of business and economic interests, has launched another low blow towards ALL Milan fans: the President of Atalanta, Percassi, has asked to be able to play at San Siro the Champions League games in which his team will be engaged in the next season.“In football that WE love and defend, this request would have been sent back to the sender with a big laugh: you boasted about your new stadium and now you dare ask for San Siro? But do you know what Percassi has asked for? Does Percassi know what San Siro is? No, he does not know. Because otherwise he would not have allowed himself to embarrass Milan with his request, which was greeted with enthusiasm by all those hypocrites and politicians who run and live around football, but which offends US Rossoneri supporters who are forced to face the affront of seeing the team that is in the Champions League at our expense, playing in our stadium.
Saliba to Spurs seems pointless but I'll still be disappointed if it doesn't happen
2/2“What would President Percassi say if tomorrow Brescia asked for the Atalanta stadium in order to play the Coppa Italia? Who he say ‘no’ or should he obey to the precedent created by himself? What would your fans say? Why don’t you identity yourself with your fans as the ‘first Atalanta fan’? Because what we and the Interisti could suffer, one day could happen to the Atalantini, Napoletani, the Romanisti… any fan who is removed from his stadium as if he were not at home. Is this what awaits us when only the economic profit will count? That any President can ask to play in any stadium at will, without worrying about the reactions and feelings of so many fans who love that stadium exactly like their own home? Is it possible that in football there is no more respect for the passion of the fans, for their history, for their stubbornness to feel part of a world that now seems to be doing everything to turn them into customers?“San Siro, dear AC Milan, is our home; Gate 14 is the doorway to our house and nobody invites unwanted guests within their walls. San Siro is the stadium of Milan and Inter, here they have cried, sang, suffered and enjoyed generations of fans; at San Siro, 50 years of ultras life have passed, at San Siro memorable pages of football history have been written, San Siro is linked with the legend of the greatest footballers of Milan and WE don’t want any President to get up one morning and ask to play here as if he were in his house.“Because San Siro is not a theater or a room that is for rant, it’s not a villa for ceremonies: it is full of Rossoneri passion, of love for il Diavolo, of Milan, of those values that have been handed down from father to son, of that mentality that for 51 years has distinguished the Milan ultras from the others.
>>94174231>>94174249literally get over itwhy are ultras so emotional all the time? it's just a game
3/3“Percassi take your guys to Reggio Emilia, write there the story of your team away from the stadium of your fans, away from Bergamo that will never be at home in Milano. We are men, we are Milanisti fans, and we have our own reasons and above all our own feelings: they are the ones we ask not be trampled. By no one, not even Milan!”
So are Atalanta our guys then?
>>94174366anyone making the establishment SEETHE is my guy
>>94174366They are the official Serie A team of /trans/
>Lille making up rumors trying to create interest/bidding war for PepeKek, is anyone actually in for him besides fucking Everton?
I have never seen a La Liga game outside of El Clasico1. Real Madrid2. Barcelona3. Altetico Madrid4. Sevilla5. Valencia6. Athletic Bilbao7. Villarreal8. Celta de Vigo9. Real Betis10. Real Sociedad11. Real Valladolid12. Espanyol13. Eibar14. Getafe15. Leganes16. Levante17. Deportivo Alaves18. Mallorca19. Osasuna20. Granada
>>94174394that's gonna be a based from me
why does alderweireld cost less than trippier
>>94172598How in the fuck is this while Halal has 3 back to back CL wins in that period? Where is this money supposedly coming from?
What do I tell the barber to get this haircut?They always cut too much off when I just try to describe short on the sides and long on top
>>94174648but it's the italian and spanish clubs who want trippier
>>94174640Give me that zoomer cut senpai.
>>94174672Isn't it autistic to go in with a photo though?
>>94174683having no self-condifence and worrying about looking bad to others is autistic
>>94174683Not really, just describe what you want firstThen say 'I have a picture of what I'd like if it helps' and show it on your phone. He/she really won't care
>>94174696There was a guy here that said he hadn't gotten a haircut in over a year. That's autistic
the necessity to be well-groomed is society's worst traitwhy can't i just be a hairy grizzled wild man and still be accepted by people?
>>94174463real madrid has won 2 ligas in 10 years la
>>94174799Autism, either don't care or do your hair.
>>94174795think that's me
>>94174633better sponsor contracts and:cl winners get ~70mcl semifinalists get ~60metccl is not the lottery, winning liga already gets you 150m
>>94174824caring what other people think of you is not autistic
>>94174820Something about not knowing what to get, I think
>>94174630Alderweireld has that £25m clause, but also his contract is up in a year and he isn't likely to sign a new oneTrippier's contract runs up to 2022
>>94174873I mean why is it autistic if you want to grow long hair
>>94174894No, there's a difference between not getting a haircut because you like long hair, and not getting a haircut because you don't know what to get
>>94174394have you got the webm of him almost killing his son with a two footed lunge
>>94174838Bit gay though, the only people you need to care about are family >friends and your employer.
>>94174894Because only 5% (if even that) have the facial aesthetics to pull it off>>94174919webm related
I've needed a haircut for a long time but I've no idea what to get done
>>94174894Long hair is for girls.
Reminder that tapping up players is for scum like scousers and atletico is entiteled to 200m
>>94174640just get a skinfade like everyone else
Former England striker Peter Crouch has ended his playing career aged 38 after more than 21 years as a professional.The former Portsmouth, Aston Villa, Liverpool and Stoke striker was out of contract at Burnley in June.Crouch played for a total of 11 clubs and earned 42 England caps.
>>94174957Griezmann tapped up himself
>>94174957how would transfers actually work if tapping up didn't exist? like how would you know if it was worth bidding for someone?
>>94174982why were spuds not mentioned?
>>94174836>TheyRound of 16 €9.5 million each for 16 teams>Quarter Finals €10.5 million each for 8 teams>Semifinals €12 million each for 4 teams>Finalists €15 million each for both teams in the final>Winners €4 million will be awarded to the eventual winners.Goly shit your right, winning the biggest club football competition in the world will earn you just enough to buy you some average ligue 2 shitter. I had no idea it was this bad, winning it really makes fuck all difference financially.
>>94174815That means nothing. If they're good enough, they can win it
>>94174994That's what agents are supposed to be for
>>94174994west ham do this already
>>94175019it's also illegal for agents I think
>>94175020ronaldo circa 2002
>>94174994You would get a bid accepted and then start negotiating or you could try talking to their agent and not a retard that will then make a movie about his decision
>>94174394is there a version of this with sound?
>>94174994check on instagram to see if they're unhappy and want to move
>>94163331>>94163528>>94171126The owner battle is an absolute shitter because it's aired our dirty laundry and one side is in it to squeeze money out of the club. Whoever wins the case will sell anyway, its just that McCabe is more concerned about who the next owner is than the Prince.The transfer budget was agreed before the court case though and Wilder said he was happy with it. They made it clear they want to augment the core of the squad not replace them like Fulham did.Jagielka is just for backup and the dressing room, I don't expect he'll start many games. There will be a few signings yet, Robinson is happening and Henderson is a definite. Maupay is getting sacked off because the agent's being a dickhead and Wilder doesn't like that kind of shit around the club. We're looking at Mousset as well but I don't know much about him. Also supposedly Younousse Sankhare from Bordeaux but not certain about that one.I don't know who other people expect us to sign.
>>94174994Just like they do in FM
NEW: >>94175108NEW: >>94175108NEW: >>94175108>>94175078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LA3h0FXVDFg
>>94175019Still counts as tapping up