both OPs are awful but bisping > bellator
>>94158523Does Stipe beat DC in the rematch? He was doing 0 damage in their first fight.
>>94158548at least this one is canon
There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who wake up after 6am every day. Disgusting.
>>94158558If he can poke DC at range like Jon then maybe.
>>94158602i wake up whenever i want id still heem u easily
heem - am I banned edition
>>94158625>proud of being a NEET>thinks he can heem anybody being from arguably the weakest genetic pool in all of Europelol 4chan in a perfect nutshell
>>94158630I got a 7 day vacation right before UFC 239
I heard this is something unexpected and most peculiar about this 'Jamal' fella, can anyone explain what it is to me?
Fucking sick of bjpenn.com OPs. http://titoortiz.com/ in the future okay?
>>94158655You ain't ready for this b
ok fuck it editionUFC's Henry Cejudo to Amanda Nunes, Wanna Fight!? | TMZ Sports https://youtu.be/4oeXHunohBg
>>94158655He’s Asian.. can you believe it, b? Please laugh.
*yawn*CTE'd copecel SEETHING.>>94158630Was on a fucking plane when 239 happened and only saw it the next Monday. Fuck me.
Alexander Gustafson was raped in the summer of 1996
>>94158669Seeth more you CTE'd perma revved spic
Beg me, CTE'd, permaobsessed tourist virgin manlet LMAO.>>94158685Does that turbomanlet legit thinks he's intimidating or is this just a meme he's pulling on all of us?Cause I've seen Chihuahuas who looked fiercer.
>>94158688Did he ever say anything about the reception to his special or still pretending like he doesn't know it was a dumpster fire?
Anthony "Showtime" Smif
>>94158702That rapist?Jon "Sexual Chocolate" Jones, who would proceed to rape Young Gustaffson twice more over the years.
>>94158651What for? I always make sure to max out my reports before big events.
>>94158731Seething CTE'd cuck
>>94158651its tawlf b, I've had a few untimely bans
We need more downvotes. What kind of autist dissects a comedy bit?https://youtu.be/DbiFFmD5vdohttps://youtu.be/DbiFFmD5vdo
>>94158767It was brutal.
>>94158745Jones easily beat flushed Gus, but prime Gus won the story and should have won the decision.
Based Dana correcting Jon's wikipedia page.
>>94158731the guy is a clown
>>94158775Apparently the same kind makes mockumentaries about a radioshow that's been off the air for 5 years.
>>94158808>finally gets a belt>time to force a cringey character>nobody still pays attention to himHope someome heems that ugly monkey.
>>94158799kekImagine if they gave Santos the Decision while Dana is in the process of doing this
>>94158782Jon won the story by not taking it seriously and just rolling off the couch afrer partying to fight, and still managing to win, then learning his lesson and taking all subsequent camps seriously.
Has anyone ever tried spamming like a dozen parlays with decent upside instead o betting in individual fights?I think I’ll try that in this weeks card. Odds are decent
>>94158576Are you saying bellator isn't canon?
>>94158734He doesn’t read cawlments from the haders. Or criticism of aaaany kind. Rogaine said something along the lines of “it’s alright, you’ll get better” When Shlub was on his podcast.
Video: Rashad Evans advises young fighters to avoid feuding with UFC: ‘It’s not something you can win’https://www.mmafighting.com/2019/7/11/20686583/video-rashad-evans-advises-young-fighters-to-avoid-feuding-with-ufc-its-not-something-you-can-win
>>94158848I haven't called an entire card correctly since Swanson vs Lobov...
What is your nickname whenever you are an MMA fighter?For me it is "Bleach", a subtle joke that only my 4channelers will get when I BLEACH all these nigs and hues.
>>94158860THE HOLMELESS PEEPUL SIMPLY DO NAWT MADDUR.
Anthony Smith comments on Luke Rockhold’s KO loss: ‘I think he absolutely deserves it’>“I would have loved to have been the guy that put Rockhold out like that, but I think it serves him right,” Smith told SiriusXM Fight Nation. “All the trash talk, all the ‘Anthony Smith is a bum, Gustafsson’s gonna roll over him and I’m gonna starch Jan,’ and just the disrespect and just looking right over Jan. I’ve been telling everybody that asks, Jan Blachowicz is the dark horse in the division. He’s one of the most dangerous dudes and part of it is because he’s so quiet. He keeps his mouth shut and he does his thing and he keeps on just walking through people. He does have the loss to Thiago but I think it’s safe to say that there’s nothing to blink your eyes at there.https://www.mmafighting.com/2019/7/10/20687932/morning-report-anthony-smith-comments-on-luke-rockholds-ko-loss-i-think-he-absolutely-deserves-it
>>94158899My coach referred to me as "Prince" since my last name is Ali.
>>94158831>>94158873How does one of the most attractive men in the UFC always get KO’d in the most hilarious looking ways? It’s a meme at this point.
>>94158930Luke would fucking kill Smif.
>>94158558DC wins after 5 exhausting rounds, then retires to avoid being heemed by Ngabbou. Ngabbou then wins the vacated title after beating a half dead Stipe.
>>94158860Sadly, Rogan has been doing standup for like 30 years now and isn't much better than Schaub.
>>94158860That podcast after with Rogan I felt that Rogan was trying to tell him that it was awful but beating around it a bit and being vague instead of just flat telling him that he was nowhere near ready and that he bombed big time. I can understand not listening to trolls but when you are getting back such a massive amount of negative feedback from all sources that isn't people just trolling. He could have taken it as a humbling experience and used it as motivation to improve or something.
>>94158930>>94158945Think they will set up Luke vs Smif next? Both guys coming of embarrassing performances
Has grease released a statement?
>>94158651i got heemd for the paulie v artem weekend for schaub posting unironically
>>94158999Smith retired Gustaffson in his last fight my dude
>>94158987Schaub's calmedy is the worst dud I've seen since pic related.
how is iown/heem/ coping with yet another victorious title defense by based GoatBoneJones
>>94159028Oh that’s right. Completely forgot that even happened, thanks b. Guess Luke should just retire and stick to modeling.
>>94158930Anfony Smiff needs to shut the fuck up. Walks around with those stupid fuck glasses like he fancies himself an intellectual despite the fact that everytime he opens his mouth he sounds like a fucking idiot. "Lionheart" who doesn't have an ounce of quit in him yet very clearly gave up in his fight against Jones long before that final bell rang. He's the Till of LHW, massively overrated, but unlike Till he can't move up a weight class and maybe be able to have success there. Instead will just drown in mediocrity until he falls from the main cards then out of the top 10 in rankings and ends up trying to get that strap over in Bellator or some shit.
Why did Rockhold continue to run his mouth after being heemed clear out of his division, gadooshed, and flushed? He's probably still talking shit.
>>94158945Nah. Sad as it is to say, Luke is a journeyman now. What a fall from grace...
>>94159022I want to bite her inner thigh
>>94159003I forgot how funny that exchange was
>>94158945fucking cejudo would sleep rockhold at this point
He would beat you up.
>>94159112That’s assault brother
>>94159098Smif isn't very good either though.
>>94159083Till better hope his chin gets better with a less demanding weight cut.He got slept by a bloated lightweight
>>94159050It’s unprecedented in how bad it is. It’s open mic quality shit and Skub just rambling on about highly embellished stories from when he fought in the UFC. https://streamable.com/is5tw
They should book Rockhold against this guy next
>>94159140I agree, but he's better than Luke. I hope a guy like Rakic, Reyes, or Walker heems him soon.
Sometimes I feel bad for Luke but then I remember he's just doing it to himself. He has such a clear advantage on the ground it's ridiculous that he's trying to box. He absolutely fucking murdered the All-American, ADCC gold-winning Weidman on the ground. Made him look like he'd never wrestled a day in his life. He would have ended Bisping's life if he just took him down. He might still be champ to this day.Imagine how fucking retarded it would be if McGregor was insistent on wrestlefucking all of his opponents
Rockhold's chin would be at its best in HW. He'd smoke Ngannou
Weidman will do well at lhw
>>94159168Luke did try to wrestlefuck Jan a bit thoughHe looked to have gassed hard from doing it and couldn't get the takedown
>>94159168Weidman never won real ADCC gold>Brit>tries to talk about grapplingWhy do you dorks keep doing this to yourself. it's like an American talking about cricket.
>>94159168>Imagine how fucking retarded it would be if McGregor was insistent on wrestlefucking all of his opponents
>>94159132>1 stripe white belt>shoyoroll giThe memes really write themselves. I would unironically run that guy out of the gym if I felt like being mean. But he wouldn't go to my gym because we're 'mean' and 'roll too hard'.
>>94159132Unironically would chad pressure pass this dudes flimsy guard, mount him and arm triangle the motherfucker
>>94159112I wanna watch her shit in the woods when shes on a hike haha
>>94159212For sure he never won, cheeto dust fingers. I would blast double you with the force of a shotgun, take a nap on top of your frail fat struggling corpse, wake up a few hours later, have a cup of tea and a few bikkies, then get around to breaking all of your limbs and choking you to death when I feel like it. Take care of your underwears. I gonna fuck you.
>>94159244t. 3 stripe white belt who can't even nail a high elbow guillotinewould love to choke the life out of you as you wheeze like the obese whale you are and frantically tape the mat like a scrub
>>94159323yeah ok bro just don't talk about grappling anymore yeah. or anything other than boxing
>>94159168Rockhold literally just gassed himself out trying to wrestlefuck. Just because he's good on the ground doesn't mean his takedowns are good, and his fight IQ is abysmal.
>>94159345Boxing is a real sport though lmao
>>94159244>>94159268>>94159328Id pull some lapel fuckery on all 3 of you cunts
I can beat a jannie with my bare hands.I am not kidding.I practiced MMA for 6 years, boxing too for 7 years. I could.Also bodybuilding for 4 years. I'm 6' 2" 189lb.I have insane speed and reflexes matching my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him and keep punching him in the head. I will not let him go, and at the first mistake he makes, the gorilla is finished.There will always be virgins here thinking it's impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower my friends, and 2) it's not with your weak ass body that you'll accomplish anything.Any man with a little bit of practice can take out a jannie with a knife. Bare handed it is not necessarily more difficult, it just requires more skill.
>>94159244>>94159328>>94159345I would kill you all in a fucking second. You are all so frail and emaciated that I could use a figure four grip on your knee and snap your whole leg in half with a kimura-style technique. You are all so short I could standing triangle choke you just using my arms. Put on the gi and let's go a few rounds.
>>94159328You can try, there is literally only *one* guy at my gym that can tap me when I'm not goofing around. You say I can't high elbow, I say to you I've mastered the Danaher style front headlock attack sequence. Still feeling confident? Come the fuck at me, gi or no gi.You're a jobber. You're probably an unathletic slob that was given a pity blue belt and now thinks he knows shit. I've been running these mats for 6 years, surpassed a lot of guys in that time. I will gladly leave a (you)shaped indentation on these mats, anon.
*throws bagel on the floor*
Teddy Atlas on Jorge Masvidal and Ben Askren,https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzEYCKFZihY
>>94159471Teddy Fatlas more like
>>94159466unless your at tristar stfu
>>94159272Remember lads, if you're going to poop in the woods, dig a cat hole and do it at least 50 yards away from a water source.
>>94159441>>94159466>>94159389>larp bantstruly the sign of an untermensch
>inb4 Faber gets flushed
>>94159555>untermenschcringe burger also not larp
>>94159601put a sock in it Akhbar
>>94159592looks like Frankfrut, bin ich richting lads?
>unironically training a grappling martial art
>>94158899U already got a fan
>>94159505>tristar is the only good gym in CanadaIt's not 2005, Tristar is not the only place to train. Obviously their MMA credentials are great and Firas is an absolute peach of a beast at jiu jitsu, striking, and MMA coaching. They are great, but they aren't the only game in town.>>94159555>playful banter is larpingI would unironically choke you out for being such a stick in the mud.
>>94159643have you ever dropped in there? I heard its only $10 a day and $120ish a month which is crazy considering how highlevel it is. gyms in SD are $60 for a day pass
>>94159635Fucking hell these dudes gonna end up braindead.
>>94159643t. guy that pays NAGA $80 to lose in the white belt senior divisionstop talking
>>94159635>not training both, like Jorge doesAnyone that just trains striking 'or' grappling is memeing themselves. You need both, unless you don't care about being a complete martial artist. Everyone knew Askren had major flaws in his game. For years, it's common knowledge in the martial arts world. He never addressed it because, until now, his chin has bailed him out of all the mistakes he makes.BJJ Scout literally pointed this out this exact vulnerability to him.
>>94159635such a kino moment. one of the best in UFC history, fer sure.
https://youtu.be/8H6DSVYCq8I/ourguy/ has had a history of outbursts
alhamdulillah brothers, you know this
>>94159712Feed him to Cejudo
>>94159712OH NO NO NOBased anger management problems midget man.
>>94159560How big is Faber's hog?
>>94159414how far can u pee Macron?
>>94158899Back when I did Muay Thai, they called me “the Nightmare on Elm Street”, because I live on Elm street.
>>94159678*richt es tut mir leid deutch ist nicht meine Mutterspreche
Unless your professor is from beautiful Brasilia and you can trace your lineage DIRECTLY to God Helio then I refuse to even roll with you. If your gi is anything but crisp plain white you are being mat bullied until you vomit and kicked out of the gym. If you have an r/bjj patch on your gi you will be shark tanked, if you even ATTEMPT new age shit like worm guard or berimbolo, you will be given a free trip to Brasilia and you will end up on a liveleak video, getting your heart pulled out of your chest while you still live by Kron Gracie himself.
"I want [Conor] McGregor. I want to break his face. I think that’s an easy paycheck. He’s got these cash symbols written all over his face for me. I just don’t see it going his way if I’m honest with you."McGregor vs Masvidal is the fight to make.
>>94159712Fucking hate New Yorkers.
>>94159789t. trains under a fat purple belt in cuckshiresworth
>>94159635masvidal is famous nowhttps://www.instagram.com/p/BzyRSJOH94v/
>>94159811>Gooby vs a BrawlerWonder how this one goes
>>94159712Isn't all this bullshit staged? Looks as fake as Fedor's fights in Japan.
>>94159827how do you fake talking to a guy? do you think those 7-11 workers are actors?lmao french brainlet.
>>94159826>Masvidal is a brawler
>>94159789shut the fuck up luke you nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j1Mr9Qa9Coholy shit lads
>>94159826conor got boxed up by some wrestler muzziehe's flushed
>>94159858https://youtu.be/K1u8dtW77Dcwatch this one. it's like a parody of The Sopranos
>>94159664No, but I hear it's a great training environment and a very cool place. Maybe one day.>>94159683I compete at adult, and I do pretty well for a hobbyist. I've won some small tournaments, but I don't have the time to go traveling all over the world. And I've lost at times, too. Competing, even if you lose, is the best way to advance your ability. There is nothing wrong with trying and failing, it's better than being too proud to risk the embarrassment.It's not like MMA where you'll get brain damage if you fuck up. Losing isn't a big deal unless you're a full time competitor. As long as you pay attention to *why* you lost, and address that in your future training, you're good.
time to put an end to this mysteryIS JAMAL ASIAN OR BLACK
>>94159871god i dont miss living in new york
>>94159712>>94159858>>94159871I can't believe I felt bad for this dude. Remind me to never feel bad about a midget ever again.
BREAKING NEWS EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT
>>94159846>>94159864For sure Jorge is an elite striker, absolute beast of a peach that totally clowned on Wondermeme and Raging BumNo problem yeh???? No fookin problem
>>94159879I thinking about it myself, but now its a 7 hour plane ride, not a five hour drive, Montreal is fun af in the summer too
>>94159879calm down no one cares about your white belt exploits
how the fuck is conor mcgregor #9 p4p???????
>>94159934Wondermeme would fucking rip Cocainor in half with his mawashi geri.
>>94159976Undefeated story wins
>>94159920Is that real?
>>94159692This is gonna be one those iconic photos people have in their living room
>>94160021heard and saw it live
Do you have any traditions or rituals related to the sport?
>>94159934Conor lost to Nate and he looks 50 nowadays.
>>94159976He unironically should be higher than Max Pilloway who is at 6 for some reason. The rankings are fucking stupid, because Dustin is below Max despite btfoing him. DC being number 1 is just reddit.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BzqWPPNhYif/?hl=ruis it possible to hate Gregor?>won a NCAA wrestling championship in the most stacked weight class while being a heroin addict>trains like a maniac>lets his fights do all the talking>will outlast literally anyone, even Khabib and Max and Tony>best fisherman in the UFChe should be all of /ourguy/
>>94159973Cool, but just to clarify I'm talmbout purple belt.
oh no no no nohttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7206413/MMA-fighter-Dillon-Danis-sucker-punched-FACE-brawl-NYC-burlesque-club.html
>>94159976He beat Holloway, Dustin and Aldo. Thats unironically a GOAT resumee
>>94160041i always get an urge to take a massive shit when a big fight is about to start
>>94160075at your back alley gym, which would be a 3 stripe whilt belt at any real gym
This guy needs to go on Cumtownhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=f9-3QDNhzzs
>>94160111Go back to /tv/ you fucking loser
>>94160103me too, this is not all that uncommonit hasn't happened to me in a while though guess there just hasn't been a fight big enough
>>94160111luke i dont mean this in a bad way but ur seriously a loser bro
more cringe than colby?
Requesting Tony's Instagram picture where he's running and it says 'FUCK YOU KHABIB' please.
>>94160123>>94160146You will never stop me. I will never leave. Sneed posting in one tab. 3 piece with the soda posting in the other.
>>94160075>>94160108I'm jk anon. Idk why I'm even talking shit online, I've become the very cheeto finger I look down upon. I'm sure you're doing very well and I'm happy you're on this life journey that martial arts affords us. Great job winning those tournaments, I'm sure there's plenty of dubs and promotions to come. Best of luck, my friend.
>>94160160theyre equally cringe
>>94160160Colby at least has the talents and performance to back up his trash talk, as terrible as it may be.
still haven't watched the schaub special, the second-hand embarrassment from that type of shit kills me
>>94160160that's a nice little booty
>>94160179i understand the internet is ur outlet bc u have no friends irl. obv i cant stop u but u should think about growing up and being more cool so people like u and ur not so miserable all the time. right now ur shedding the tears of a clown bro
>>94160160ofcourse liked by Cockbender
>>94160230Why are you typing like a 15 year old girl on twitter? I don't even know what you're trying to say, please translate to Schaubese next time
Is this the type of woman I need to fuck to produce warrior sons?
>>94160253Uk wht it says u just dont have a response cuz its true. Thats ok just work on urself and one u will he happy bro. Be kind 2 others n urself thats the first step
Lanklets in SHAMBLES
Why does smif feel like a can no matter who he beats?He could beat jones and he'd still look like a total can
>>94160108I've beat purple and higher belts from bigger gyms before. The last guy that had an easy time rolling with me medaled at worlds. I'd be a good purple belt just about anywhere.
>>94160281Why remove half the division then re-sign people
How many steaks to achieve this mode?
>>94160286Because you don't know what you're watching. You spend too much time on 4chan, making you an emotionally fragile subhuman who rates fighters based on how much he likes them, not on true skill.
>>94160317boom and roastpilled
who wins the story here?https://youtu.be/piwqBFGMhfE
>>94160189It's fine, we're all just bored and fucking around and talking shit to anonymous strangers. I wish you well and hope you'll be somewhere out there enjoying Ryan Hall kino this weekend.
>>94160279Look homeboy youre just a cheeto fingered fuckin hader. You're like a homeless person to me, you do nawt MADDUR. Maybe get out of your maulm's basement, wipe off the dorito dust caked all over your fingers, switch over to keto, get laid, get a job, get some sneakurs b and THEN maybe i won't throw your accusinations at me in the TRASH along with the rest of the homeless fucking scum
>>94160301Atta boy. If you're ever in NYC post about it on here and we can meet up and roll. I'll buy you a beer afterwards.
>>94160301hes just shit talking like 90% of these nerds, no need to prove your bjj tact on this dump.. do you see yourself competing at brown n black too? any major injuries?
>>94160215Twitchy is going to review it soon.
>>94160335ull grow up one day i hope. right now no one is proud of u not even urself or ur payrents
>>94160302Work the vanilla midget marks, ya simp
>>94160302Henry redeemed manlets so dana has to resign them all
>>94160067AKA tier form
>>94160331I'm Ryan Hall.Hi
>>94160396This pic screams NEW MONEY
>>94160388Why are you in Greece, don't you have to weigh in in the US tomorrow?
>>94159712What was it
How long until a ranked opponent is man enough to fight him
>>94160479Why does he fight once in two years
>>94160491No one wants to fight him
>>94160479why he looks so tired
Masvidal heems Conor in the first round.Conor is the biggest fluke in the ufc.All the W he got were because of usada.Pre-Usada Aldo would ko Conor cold or Chad
>>94160479he'll get askren'd once he faces a non can
>>94160368lil kev lookin motherfucker......
>>94160479Hopefully he gets Islam Hackachev next so he can end at least ONE dagestani meme, because we know khabib will never fight a grappler in his life>>94160491They are all too shaken to fight him. He is too high risk too low reward to fight
>>94160517For sure Artem and BJ aren't the GOATs
>>94159827Holy shit you are so fucking dumb. Fuck you.
GOOBERT WINS THE REMATCHYou heard it here first!
>>94160383>>94160270imagine the sons
>DENA DENA I DO NAT FIGHT AT WELTERWEIGHT BECAUSE I WOULD NOT BE BIG IN THERE DENA PLIS TELL THIS GEYS I WOULD BE TOO SMALL FOR WELTER WEIGHT DENA>EYYY GEORGE LEST DO IT IN SEPTEMBER PLEASE I KNOW YOU ARE A RETIRED 40yo MIDDLEWEIGHT BUT PLEASE COME DOWN TO 155 AND FIGHT ME PLEASE DENS TELL THIS GUY TO FOGHT ME
>>94160479He will have his hands full with Elkins, but I'm cheering for him.>>94160491He doesn't need the UFC and only fights when it works for him. He owns a very successful gym in one of the richest parts of the US.>>94160502Mild autism.
>>94160160This is what winning in life looks like
Why was commentary so awful on this ppv? like way below normal(bad) levels
>>94160604kek, actually read this in his voice
Kron will retire Cub in the first, he will become ranked after his next fight, he will end the Max meme, he will move up to LW and end the Hall meme, he will end the Tony and nogi 10th Planet meme and he will end the Muslim grappling meme.
>>94160614On second thought, maybe not.
>>94160582Fedor's dad looks like a rough dude. You think he could bang?
imagine if they'd reproduced
>Sorry Dusty. Time to wake up
>>94160732Khabib looks like THAT??
>>94159132>It's over Dillon
>>94158602I work nights, idiot.
>>94160774I always knew his mum was Dutch but wtf how is he so dark?
>>94159871>loaning money to a rooferNot a smart move.
>>94160774Any pics of Reem's dad? Geuinely curious.
>>94160716holy shit, quit fucking crying. How can you fuckers cry this fucking much over Jorge. The guy is a devout Catholic(?), has a family, is pretty funny, could pass for white, but just his success is enough to make you cry. Bro it's fucking embarrassing.
>>94160852Maybe his dad was Cheick Kongo tier.
>>94160883>>94160902Okay, this is pretty shocking. Those Dutch genes must have been pretty strong.
>>94160883>>94160852I don't know. I've always heard mixed kids will look like the parent of their gender. Justin Gaethje's mom is full blown brown beaner. But he looks like a clone of his dad.
Nice thread faggots
Name a better feeling than outsmarting the bookies>tfw got Fili on my cheeky 239 parlay when he was at +125>he moved to -105
>>94160998getting germaine de randamie at +150
>>94160732Would be funny if Kebab could actually knock people out.
>>94161039fookin nicely done
>>94158655He has Canadian citizenship lel.
>>94158899I'm very small so I got named Big Show back when I traned But if I could pick one it'd be the Usurper until I get the title then I'll upgrade to the Czar
>>94160998i bet on simona making it to the finals but i don't have the balls to bet on her beating serena
Thawts on Toilet Queen?
>>94158985Rogan has regressed since the podcast. His audience became braindead stoner sycophants who will laugh at anything he says so he atrophied. Shiny Happy Jihad is a legitimately good special.
>>94161145they still haven't caught this guy. cops sleeping on the job.
>>94161191Top 5 P4P German MMA fighters?
>>94161191Very hobgoblinesque appearance, Joe. I want to feed her my chicken bones and then cum on her fake breasts.
>>94159389>implying I'm going to wear pajamas for whatever reasonJust get into my ashi garami, dude.
>>94161145Story of the webum?
Before becoming an MMA commentator, and after boxing and kickboxing, Rogan wanted to be a musician and released a single called Voodoo Punanny.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJRjAHv69NI
>>94161255Top 5 P4P polish figh... wait nevermind good point
>>94161191still unironically the best strawweight ever, or you can argue tied with jessica andrade
>>94161265kein problem, meet me at UFD in D'dorf
>>941612551. Dennis2. Nick Hein
>>94160405>>94160431did you watch it?
>>94161276what in the actual fuck
>>94161191Looks worse with fake tits, 10/10 legs though.>>94161307Looks better with fake tits. Seems like a nice gal.
>>94161276Ahh the life of a starving 'artist' in LA.
is no one going to comment on how nuked the thread just got?
>>94160479Elkins is ranked my guy
>>94161191At first i thought she's gonna run all flyweights over, but she may be too small for the weight. She's never coming back to strawweight either, so i guess her future is to be determined
>>94161378He was rich from Fear Factor and working for the pre-Zuffa UFC at that point (after his kickboxing career at first). Did I mention he was already training Brazilian Jiu Jitsu as well?
>>94161389what u mean?
>>94161255Why are Polish, Ukrainians, and Brits the only good European countries in terms of fighting
>>94161412she's scheduled to fight michelle waterson at 115
>>94161436is she really tho?
>>94161445er ist ein poliezist n schauspieler
>>94161276How have I never known about this?
>>94161276Ohhhhh this is bad
>>94161436Oh yeah you're right. I take everything back then. Who wins that fight u think?
street jesus bless
>>94161626Joanna easily and I hate to say it
Julia Budd vs. Olga RubinRafael Carvalho vs. Chidi NjokuaniJuliana Velasquez vs. Kristina WilliamsEd Ruth vs. Kiichi Kunimoto
>>94160041I have to pace the room and smoke a rollie when a fight I'm invested in is on
>>94160041When Face the Pain hits I cut myself.
>>94160041I massage my prostate when Alan Belcher fights
>>94160041Now that FTP is gone, no.
>>94161626joanna fighting considerably smaller women who can't take her down we've seen this before
>>94161730based>>94160041making a lot of money on a lucky parlay and then gambling it all away out of greed
Ladd is -190I thought you guys told me GDR was an elite striker
>>94158775Nothing wrong is said in the video though. However, everything he says is pretty obvious
i really love the aka guys bros
Schaub looking fat
>>94161819>Dana's vlogsI miss those. Most of them have been pulled from youtube. Remember the one where he's on vacation in Maine doing 100 mph on a motorcycle with no helmet?
>>94160041Only one ritual. Fight on monitor 1, heem on monitor 3, BBW granny porn on monitor 2.
>>94161617Is she one of those girls that didn't get any attention in hs so she made her ass bigger to whore on the internet? Unironically she will regret this a lot later
>when the heem so supreme you get covered in blood through the screen
>>94160372If that target behind her is actually hers then her grouping is utter shit.
'winning the story' may be a meme, but Conor will still sell record breaking PPV numbers when he comes back.He's The living embodiment of Unfaltering Love, in that he can act like an ape, be unfaithful, gets hammered by Diaz, get schooled by Floyd, not fight for 2 years, get Mauled by Khabib, become a whiskey merchant but STILL be on everyone's (Both fan and Fighter) minds and still have everyone wondering when you'll be coming back around.Khabib tried to copy this - more trash talk, invoking McGregor's name to goad Floyd into a boxing match, still trash talking McGregor...Yet he's still viewed as nothing next to the Man he mauled. Conor's Charisma means he can be beaten 10 times, but he'll always be everyone's favourite. It's crazy that in everyone's eyes he can do no wrong.Khabib's legacy is autistic Muslims spamming twitter, instagram and YouTube.It doesn't matter how far you fall, if the people love you, you'll never die.
>>94161766i told you to bet on germaine since the odds went up
>>94161859What is this faggot style? It's so common and it makes me sick.
>>94160383Honestly, is Nick Diaz the Janetty?
>>94161947Unfortunately, yes, he has become the Janetty.
>Wan more run atta strap brotha
>>94159050lmao I didn't know this existed, it's not even that bad considering cumia isn't a standup
>>94161957Nah, they brought him back to put Simon over.
>>94161766The line will get bigger come fight time. Then bet GDR at best odds. Ladd is a hype train and looked like dog shit last fight
>>94161947>>94161955Nick has fought more stars and has a better record than Nate. Natetty only became relevant because of Conor
>>94161980Nate draws more dimes though.
>>94161961cumia hungover at 6 in the morning was consistently funny for years
Did schaub buy dislike bots? There's almost not a single negative comment on beige frequency's vid
>>94160383Their mom is white?
Do you guys think if I take a picture of myself in my gym's cage and get a replica UFC belt and call myself a former champ on Tinder, girls will fall for it?
>>94162009consistently as funny as the opie radio show?
TOUR OF UFC PERFORMANCE INSTITUTE IN VEGAS. RAW UNCUT!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59IwFlQIPzsThese guys did the Hardy/Masvidal interview and it was kino.
>>9416200911 hours of Joe Rogan on O&Ahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cS8KbWPCzw
>>94161276he's a real rap-smith
>>94162075Normies don't know shit about MMA or Boxing. So yes
>>94162142>I ain't no bitch these were two big ass Fedorslmao
>>94161984yeah, after he beat conor. Before that noe one gave a shit about nate. I remember people even calling him nick and then correcting themselves a seconds afterwards back when he became the buzz
>>94162107weird how O&A rogan was actually funny
Whats next for her?
>>94162242getting heemed by her dumb white trash boyfriend for texting her cousin
>>94162099that interview was so goodthe part in the dark after jorge was done training felt like a bunch of bros just have a normal convo with each other about mmafelt like i was thereabe, who is jon's manager's brother, also had some nice stories to tellmuch recommended broshttps://youtu.be/Bt-Z7D4o2PQ
>>94162242make blacked porn
>>94162242https://www.instagram.com/p/BzcB3HhnElb/her brother avenges her loss
>>94162215O&A literally brought out the best in everyone they had on. It's too bad those dummies hate each other now, because they both stink on their own.
>>94162275>white trash boyfriendwhite? really digga?
>>94162518Whitest man in america
>>94162518looks whiter than most italians
>>94162518imagine how hard he makes her cum
>>94158899“Atomic” because my last name is Baumgartner so it sounds like atomic bombit isn’t like I thought about this beforehand or anything haha
>>94162605why are leafs so fucking weird?
>>94162518weisser als du, hamza
>>94158899"Rear naked choke guy". Because that's the only move I had when I grappled
>>94162470How do I learn to kick like that?
>Artem vs RockholdDon't lie, you thought I was memeing before you really thought about it.
>if you get knocked out a lot you should move up in weightwho created this shit tier meme in the first place? this sounds like something Rogan would shill
>>94162710often knockout stem from a lack of stamina/energy, and cutting a lot of weight takes away your energy
>>94162685it's all that free healthcare. they know not the true suffering we endure here in america
>>94162605a fucking leaf
>>94162736>oftenthis is what retards actually believe
Bisping was worst MW champion
>>94162809>there is no relation between gassing out and getting knockedthere's retard, and it's YOU
>>94162736fershure b move up to where the people have ten times more ko power, your better weight cut will make up for it
*crack*Alistair Overeem... Yep, now *that* was a boy-worthy fighter.*sips*
>>94162863how many times did dc get knocked out at heavyweight? how many at light heavy? you never been inside the octagon so fuck off
Still waiting to see Schaub cut down to LHW
>>94162909Never heard of that faggot
>>94162694Ich bin weiß, wirklich
>>94162916lol calm down Heinz
I'm revved up on 3 cups of coffee and would chin any cunt itt
>>94162979Fuck off Bradley
>>94162948You meant to say Hans? Heinz is Ketchup
>>94161859It's the working-dad-has-6-year-old-son bod
I was warned on sp for posting the short guy, and banned on fit for a day
how did the ufc get to this point?
>>94161276Some more poonani for you, brotherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v4-zYghodc
who /pfl/ here
>mfw can heem anyone alive or dead
>>94163057Wish it was a perma desu
>>94159168Conor ragdolled Max
>>94163111Is this how you become Chad?
>>94163067What’s the point of wmma? I literally don’t understand why people would pay to see that
>>94163073If rumble hadn't telegraphed that last haymaker so much he maybe could have won the fight.
>>94161859Shaub has been fat for a while, his face ballooned up as soon as he retired and it's clear he stopped working out.
>>94163133"Hate-filled maniac knocks old age pensioner unconscious after seeing her giving money to a beggar"https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9139248/maniac-knocks-oap-unconscious-giving-money-beggar-moldova/it's how you go to jail. what a scumbag.
>>94163073thats a knock down, not a knock outbut boy could he take a hit, lots of people got heemed to oblivion with that overhand
>>94160096Alvarez is HOF too, he was the unanimous top 155er at the time, nobody rates him now because of Conor embarrassing him, getting robbed twice vs Poirier and taking a dive for Hong Kong Triads
>>94160479next saturday caz
>>94159378more of an alternative sport, really.
>>94161405no he isn't
PFL is on now apparently. Some girl just got starched. Also why is Kaufmann not fighting?
Bisping’s “legacy” was somewhat based on beating king chinlet. We all know now, Bisping is a joke.
>tfw lost £3000 because I trusted /biz/ and bought into ChainLinkany of you chaps got any dead certs for Saturday?I need to make my money back I've got:Budd to beat Rubin on Friday in BellatorBektic to winRyan Hall to winFaber to LOSE [But I'm 100% unsure about this]
>>94163273nope check the rankings
hilarious that pfl cancelled two fights but espn didnt adjust the timeslot so now they have to stall for an entire hour of """content"""
>>94163305budd is terrible bet
>>94163301opponent missed weight
>>94163327Jew girl doesn't have a chance my manI get that wMMA is unpredictable but apart from Cyborg and Nunes, Budd can't be beaten by anyone at 145.
>>94163073actually crazy how that didn't knock him out, what a hit
>>94163356massive age advantage, reach advantage, southpaw advantage, slightly less accomplishedthe kike bitch is the best bet of the week
How badly will Nicco get btfo by Pena?
>>94163401no value on either side
>>94163427We get it you hate women
>>94161276I AM TOTALLY HETERO YOU GUYS TEHEHEE
>>94163439everyone hates Niccoher and Sijara Eubanks are the most hated fighters in the UFCand then that crack addict cunt Lauren Murphy was the 3rd seedman that TUF was fucking horribleHORRIBLE
>>94163254knock downs still factor in brain damage and chin strength.
reminder larissa pacheco was the betting favorite in her UFC debut vs Jessica Andrade
>>94163470I think you make a good point.
Who cares?!?!? None of you can actually fight in real life
>>94163527i can fightnot well, but still
>>94162710>>94162809>>94162863Dehydration leads to higher susceptibility to concussions because it depletes the amount of cerebrospinal fluid which normally cushions the brain
>>94155751Based, ring girls are just an stupid expense, an electronic timer with a round counter will be equally if not more useful and nobody would even bat an eye if they get rid of them unceremoniously >>94159244What's wrong with shoyoroll gis? I don't know that meme
>>94163567have sex.post belt.
>>94163567Super expensive, status symbol gi.., nice tho
holy shit it will be funny when kayla harrison doesn't even qualify for the playoffs against these absolute cans
what's thisAriel's doing basketball now?
>>94163305LaddBekticHall>He bought the top>He fell for the stinky link meme
>>94163630That's been his career goal the entire time.
>>94163630jews are ruthless opportunists
>>94163630basketball was always his main thing but it's much harder for a journalist/reporter to be successful there.
>>94163629He gets heemed in his next 3 fights
>>94163639teach me your ways jewish sensei tell me how your people cracked the NASDAQ code
>>94158899XxX_PsYcHo-sKiLz_XxX is what they called me back in my glory days
>>94163678>Boomer stocksYikesJust accumulate btc, eth and xmr SIMPLE ASAnd don't ever listen to fucking biz
You have no fucking idea what I'm capable of
>>94163707Come see me faggot i'll tuck you in real nice
>>94163629Wins the rematch but then dies in a firefight with police
>>94163716don't get close
>>94163295this guy had so much potentional and he chose to be a cage fighter
Are you watching UFC FIGHT NIGHT 155 this Saturday night, or skipping it because it's a bad card?
>>94163577I'm blue one stripe but easily tap purple belts and give struggle to browns, I trained lots of no gi befor getting into the gi>>94163595Aight so anyone with a shoyoroll gi is a rich shitter then?
>>94163630Even though Dana made sure Ariel didn't get involved with Mayweather/McGregor on showtime (Brendan Schaub's role) things went better for him on ESPN
>>94163867which of these two mexican fighters do you like more?
>>94158945>Luke would fucking kill Smif.Please make this match, I can never get enough of Rockhold getting slept. I got Smith 2nd Round KO
>>94163305How the fuck did you lose money on Link? They’ve been shilling it since $0.27
>>94159003>Hands down the entire timeLuke never learned how to defend kek. Fight would have ended there if there was 5 more seconds left in the round. He was clearly concussed there and came out looking like shit in the 2nd and proceeded to have his lights completely shut.
>>94159132Rnc all day on this kike
>>94158831Come into my guard bro
>>94163951Luke might legitimately be killed
>I ushed to be a fighter ya know?
Romero heems the cheat brazilian and permaflushes adesanya early 2020 to win belt.
>>94160041When a non-title wmma bout is on, fap. I've been watching since 2003 and wmma has been the worst thing that's happened to the UFC, it kills cards pacing and the atmosphere.
>>94163982Very poetic how he gets almost knocked out by a kick after saying jan has small feet
After careful deliberation I have decided that PFL's playoff system is retarded
>>94163305My plays are:>Hall>Pena>Fili>Emmett>Simon>GDR
*puts fresh nipple on bottle*Alistair Overeem... Definitely not my boy...*sips*
>>94164009Romero can’t even make it to the cage. The clock is ticking he’s already 42.
>>94158899THE COLONISER, for the same reason as yours, but also emphasis on COLON because when you step in the octagon with me you're getting fucked.
>>94164036he’s 44 look it up
>>94164031I think its a better system than media rankings desu
>>94163902I didn't liked too much Grasso ar first because she seemed to be just an overrated can signed because of looks but after her last fight she gained some of my respect, also I know some guys that met her IRL and everyone agrees that she is super chill and cool, Zaldaña is an ugly can, is Grasso popular over there?
>>94164006He isn't going to be modeling very long if he keeps getting viciously KTFO. His hairline gets pushed back further and further with each KO. There is also the potential he becomes a drooling punch drunk CTE ridden retard as well.
>>94164036Your boy will never hold a belt while The Reaper lives and breathes
>>94164009>Implying Cockbender beats Bobby Knuckles
>>94159050More like big gay roast lmaooooo
>>94163057Shouldn't you know this, or are you one of those fake Germans
whats the best way to improve your cardio
>>94164093>Bobby Knucklespeople calling him this almost makes me want to not like him
>>94164009>Heemed by a literal can>Decisioned twice by welterweightThe Yoel is good meme needs to end, he can only beat flushed old men and chinlets
>>94164122HIIT inb4 meme answers
>>94164135if yoel isn't good whittaker has no good wins
>>94164171High impact interval training OrHigh intensity interval training ?
>>94164173>He doesn't rate Clint Hester
>>94164186the brit said jacare is a flushed old man
All the true alphas end up in prison or shot. No wonder society is so fucking low testosterone and cucked. Just for smacking some literal whore around, jesus fucking christ.
>>94164051Yeah, current rankings are a total joke
>>94163564Khabib fer sure has always been knocked down my guy despite the seechurz
>>94159466I thought martial artists were supposed to be humble, decent humans. That's why I started kickboxing, wrestling and jitsu. The commercialization of this sport has lead to the degeneration of the martial arts ethic. Fuck all of you larping faggots. I just want to roll with my bros again without some insecure douche attempting to make it all about him.
>>94164031PFL is retarded
>>94163564That is implying people don't rehydrate after weigh ins.
who should maia fight now?
>>94164323benjamin "fucking" asskren
>>94163861I've seen worse cards, I'll watch it anyway.
>>94163861Im gonna watch cause it's my bday and I have no friends so I watch every card of almost every promotion so I can have a topic to talk about in case I get a friend.
>>94160619That's a lot of dogs.
>>94162605You're embarrassing us, m8.
>>94160067imagine this shit 8 am infront of your house
>>94160202>>94160163The only good fighters he beat were all out of their prime, stop.
>>94163305Ricky to win is as guaranteed as it gets and Emmet can get the upset