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Affenzirkus edition

ösis please keep the autism to a minimum thanks
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>>94148964
at least on of the screen should show 4channel/r/bundes
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I joked about this a few days ago.

>Neu ist dagegen das Gerücht um Leon Bailey. Dem Bericht zufolge steht der Angreifer von Bayer Leverkusen auf der Liste der Münchner. Der Jamaikaner spielt seit 2016 für die Werkself und ist noch langfristig bis 2023 an den Klub gebunden.

>Zuletzt wurde dem FC Chelsea Interesse an Bailey nachgesagt. Wie die englische "Daily Mail" zuletzt berichtete, ruft Leverkusen 90 Millionen Euro für Bailey auf. In der abgelaufenen Spielzeit absolvierte der Linksfuß wettbewerbsübergreifend 39 Pflichtspiele für Leverkusen, erzielte dabei fünf Treffer.

>Bei all den genannten Spielern handelt es sich allerdings nur um B-Lösungen, die der Rekordmeister so lange hinhalten will, bis klar ist, ob die Bayern von dem erhofften Domino-Effekt profitieren.

>Doch ob die Spieler dieses Geduldspiel lange mitmachen, darf angezweifelt werden. Offenbar setzen die Berater die Bayern-Bosse gehörig unter Druck und fordern noch in dieser Woche eine Entscheidung.
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>Eintracht Frankfurt hat das Interesse an dem bis zuletzt ausgeliehenen Sebastian Rode von Borussia Dortmund offiziell bestätigt. Nachdem die Vorstellungen über die Höhe der Ablöse zunächst auseinander lagen, steht nun offenbar eine Einigung bevor.


>Laut "kicker" arrangieren sich die SGE und der BVB bei vier Millionen Euro. Zuletzt hatte die "Sport Bild" berichtet, dass Frankfurt lediglich drei Millionen Euro zahlen will, während Dortmund mindestens fünf Millionen Euro verlangt
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>#WestHam have closed for Sébastien #Haller from #EintrachtFrancoforte. #Hammes have payed €40M for him. The striker will sign a contract until 2024. #transfers #WHUFC

This sucks for Frankfurt.
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>>94149777
>Westschinken
That's not an improvement for him
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>>94149777
such a downgrade. what a fag.
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>>94149777
>EintrachtFrancoforte
lmao
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>>94149777
>joining a mediocre club like Westham
Hat den Fußball nie geliebt
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https://www.kicker.de/753055/artikel/wie-deutschland-ein-teil-des-fc-cincinnati-wurde
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>>94149777
>going to wet spam when you're actually good
$$$
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>>94149764
is (((Domino-Effekt))) the GRANATE of 2019?
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only another hour and a few minutes to go for the inevitable granaten announcement today. based. get ready for transfer news!!
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now food yes
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMN7Wcsc74w
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Van de Beek zu FC Bayern ;)
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https://m.bild.de/bild-plus/sport/fussball/fussball/fc-bayern-videospiel-hammer-beim-rekordmeister-perfekt-63228112.bildMobile.html

yaaaaaaaasssssss bayern in top again based based based!! FUCK YOU SHAREHOLDERS!!
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>>94151988
och nö nö nö
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>Bayern uneins? Hoeneß wohl kein Fan von Dembélé-Transfer

>Ohnehin soll die Personalie Ousmane Dembélé bei den Verantwortlichen der Münchner geteilte Meinungen hervorgerufen haben. Nach Informationen der "Sport Bild" galt in erster Linie der Vorstandsvorsitzende Karl-Heinz Rummenigge als Befürworter eines Transfers, welcher dem FCB unter Umständen eine dreistellige Millionensumme kostet.

>Vereinspräsident Uli Hoeneß hingegen soll dem Sportblatt zufolge von Anfang an skeptisch gewesen sein. Vor allem das problematische Verhalten des Weltmeisters außerhalb des Platzes habe Hoeneß missfallen.
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>Neben dem kurz bevorstehenden Transfer von BVB-Profi Jeremy Toljan zur US Sassuolo verhandeln die Italiener offenbar auch in einer weiteren Personalie der Dortmunder. Nach Informationen des Transferexperten Gianluca Di Marzio hat der Tabellenelfte der vergangenen Serie A-Saison auch Interesse an Innenverteidiger Ömer Toprak
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Kalles favorite pizza.
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>>94152338
now I want a pizza
but I'm not going to pay some swarthy fuck 8€ for a bit of flour and tomato sauce
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>>94152458
here's a real redpill: a 3€ pizza from rewe is just as good.
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>>94152581
The oven is the most important part of a pizza. Everything that is made in a oven that can't get hot enough is going to taste shit, whether it's self baked or not.
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for me, it's chicken and rice later
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yesterday I opened my window and approximately 20 billion tiny white whinged insects entered my room and now they're stuck in the corner of my window
tried to kill them with a towel but only got like half of them and can't be arsed to get them all
what do?
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>>94152859
man Alonso really hit a new low
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>>94152873
>what do?
find a new home
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>>94152873
try to spread some strong scents across your room. Most insects have more nimble smelling sense than us and will flee from some.
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Why Buyern refuse to spent money in great transfers? Why they're so arrogant?

Make Buyern great again
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>>94152873
>>94152904
this, piss into a corner of your room and a few splashes on the window itself, problem solved
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>>94152917
they went full retard and blew all their budget on hernandez
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>>94152951
but the price for a random player it's even to high in this times, they have to adapt and they have money to spent
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>>94152917
They are just going back to how things used to be. Robbery and Poop carried them for a couple of years and now they are all gone.
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>>94152917
Its a combination between not wanting to spend all their hard earned money (250 million cash of savings over 20 years) and no "top" players wants to go to Bayern.
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>>94152859
Sounds like a hopeless case

>>94152873
Vacuum cleaner
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>>94152873
feuerzeug und deodose bruder
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>first time visiting offseason /bundes/

Seems less autistic somehow.
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ami go home
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https://www.tichyseinblick.de/meinungen/freibaeder-neue-kampfzone-auch-tuerken-betroffen/

what a summer lads
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have to read the 4 last /bundes/ threads, then I can post here
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>>94154189
spare yourself the time
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>>94154189
Its just transfer rumors and Razor/the angry customer sperging out.
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>Paris soll „nur“ noch 150 Millionen Euro für Superstar Neymar (27) haben wollen. Der Brasilianer war 2017 für stolze 222 Mio Euro von Barcelona zu PSG gewechselt – bis heute Transferrekord!

>Allerdings muss auf die 150 Mio noch ein Spieler drauf gepackt werden, das berichtet die spanische Zeitung „El Pais“. Verhandlungspartner soll wieder der FC Barcelona sein.

>SG-Trainer Thomas Tuchel (45) plant einen Mega-Deal mit Neymar UND Ousmane Dembélé (22/Barca/Marktwert 100 Mio). Der Ex-Dortmunder ist Tuchels Wunschspieler.
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Hradecky
Weiser Tah Bender Wendell
Bender
Aranguiz Demirbay
Havertz ???? ( Paulinho or Diaby)
Volland
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>>94154551
I wish Olmo would have gone to Leverkusen.
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>>94154424
>>94154424

I think Im going back to bed
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>>94154577
yeah and I still don't know how >we lose Odeegard to Real Sociedad
Amiri is also not a winger, we should try sign Tsyhankov he's not on big clubs radar and is good as Olmo
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>>94154551
>that defence in the CL
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>>94154802
Real Sociedad has a decent team desu and Spain is probably a nice place to live.
>we should try sign Tsyhankov he's not on big clubs radar and is good as Olmo
I would always be careful with Ukrainians.
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>>94154551
>>94154802
He wanted to play in LaLiga, probably to acclimate for Real
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>>94152859
>Bcc: Gala, Fener, Milan, HSV
>That will be 1 million dollars, Mr Mor.
what a life
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>https://www.bild.de/sport/fussball/fussball/alle-transfer-news-und-geruechte-62210710.bild.html
>Tuchel plant Mega-Deal mit Barca
Der PSG-Trainer will Superstar Neymar verkaufen und dafür Dembélé und Kohle haben.

BAUERN ETERNALLY BTFO
MUH DOMINOS
GET DUCKED BAUERN
SHAREHOLDERS FOR LIFE

AANAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHH
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>>94152859
the have a case
t. lawyer
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>>94154987
bayern got dabbed with this defense

>>94155078
Real Sociedad is not in CL and he need get a place in the team against Januzaj plus he could prove himself like Carvajal

Tymoshchuk is probably the only Ukranian that did decent in /bundes/ kek

>>94155116
If Retsos and Bellarabi don't get a injury in the mid season
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>>94155757
i bet Tuchel is fuming about losing Neymar
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just noticed how cold this year is so far
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>>94156309
>hottest june in history of measuring
you’re retarded and or a basement virgin
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>June
it's July and it's 16° and raining
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>Borussia Dortmund defender, Jeremy Toljan, will join @SassuoloUS on loan this season. Best of luck Jeremy!
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>>94148964
>Sommerpause
Unironically the worst time of the year. Nothing less interesting than seeing which /bundes/ team buys which Ngubu.
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>>94156739
I never rated him
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>>94156673
up north we had like two days above 30° so far. its much colder than last year. and my city is the only relevant place on earth so if you live in africa, your problem.
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>tfw your team has not yet signed a single animu girl
there aren't even that many pictures of manga girls in >our colours :(
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slow day so here have some hearty keks in the comments:
>https://www.welt.de/vermischtes/article196705699/Sex-Gesetz-in-Schweden-Mann-wegen-unachtsamer-Vergewaltigung-verurteilt.html
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*stares into your soul*
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>>94156857
Always funny when non-Heligolanders consider themselves northern. If you're not surrounded by tidal waves on all sides you're basically a Thuringian.
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>>94154089
considering that 50% of NRW population is made up of 1-4th gen turks, it's not surprising that they get the fucken treatmen too sometimes.
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>>94154089
>going to the freibad

might as well stay home in my bathtub where I'm the only one pissing in the water
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>>94157649
lmfao
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>>94157616
>tfw we can't even win the clown wc
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https://www.welt.de/sport/article196727911/Hamburg-meine-Perle-Der-HSV-schafft-seine-Hymne-ab.html
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19:09 Echte Liebe
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where's granate
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>>94151136
see >>94158776
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>>94158800
that was 5 hours ago mate
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>>94158821
yeah thats why im asking where our promised granate is
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>>94155757
#welcomeJulian
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>>94158715
basirt
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>>94158912
einmal bayrische bratwurstteller
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Where Granade??
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How can other clubs even compete? Oh right, they just can't
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>>94158962
>ja mit Nudel
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>>94159015
>>94159038
see >>94148964
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don't forget the engen threqd >>94154156
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>>94159092
Stop supporting inferior clubs.
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Tom? ins Gas.
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https://www.transfermarkt.de/letzte-details-zu-klaren-konoplyanka-vor-unterschrift-bei-fenerbahce-istanbul/thread/forum/228/thread_id/115165
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>>94159265
looks like a promotion if you ask me
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>>94159138
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RIP Hamburg my pearl
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>Laut L‘equipe Hat Barca die Klausel von Griezmann soeben bezahlt , auch Neymar soll kommen , wir kommen in die heiße transferphase , in den nächsten Tagen oder 1/2 Wochen wird der sogenannte Domino Effekt eintreten.
DOMINO
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20:08 Happy Birthday Red Bull Leipzig
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DMINO
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>>94159833
>>Laut L‘equipe Hat Barca die Klausel von Griezmann soeben bezahlt , auch Neymar soll kommen , wir kommen in die heiße transferphase , in den nächsten Tagen oder 1/2 Wochen wird der sogenannte Domino Effekt eintreten.
>bezahlt ,
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPAiymPYcZY
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>tuchel having to deal with draxler, dembele and choupo moting
why would you do that to yourself?
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>>94159966
Draxler will go to Bayern if Dembele goes to PSG.
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>>94159991
mbappe can only hope
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daily dose of /ourhelge/
https://youtu.be/5n59eFvQ1dQ
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> Flora Tallinn 2 : 0 Radnicki Nis

So we might travel to Estonia for a game.
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>>94160095
easily the best president
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>hottest rumor is Mandzukic
zzz
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mir ist lw
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>>94161081
drink 0n beer
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ynr Denmark
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>philipp to wolfsburg

lumo
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Ausgerechnet Deniz Aytekin als DFB-Schiedsrichter des Jahres und Bibiana Steinhaus als einzige Spielleiterin müssen um ihre Einsätze in der neuen Bundesliga-Saison bangen. FIFA-Referee Aytekin hat ebenso wie Tobias Welz und Marco Fritz die Leistungstests im Trainingslager in Grassau am Chiemsee abgebrochen. Steinhaus, die sich bei der Frauen-WM in Frankreich verletzt hatte, fehlte. Insgesamt müssen gleich sieben Unparteiische am 8. August in eine Nachprüfung.

Einen entsprechenden Bericht der „Bild“-Zeitung bestätigte der Deutsche Fußball-Bund (DFB). „Natürlich sind sieben aktuell verletzte Schiedsrichter ungewöhnlich viel, da kann man schon von besonderem Verletzungspech sprechen. Aber solche Phasen gibt es in jeder Sportmannschaft leider ab und an“, sagte Lutz Michael Fröhlich, Sportlicher Leiter der Elite-Schiedsrichter, der Deutschen Presse-Agentur. Er versprach: „Wir werden also keinesfalls zu wenig Schiedsrichter zum Saisonstart haben.“
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>>94161252
bin dab0!
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>>94161375
>Insgesamt müssen gleich sieben Unparteiische am 8. August in eine Nachprüfung
yep I also justify taking a Nachprüfung because of injuries. injuries in the brain called "being dumb". this sounds more like they suck at being Schiris kek
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>>94161704
Warum machen die nich den Idiotentes lmao
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*wartet ungeduldig*
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>>94161284
I thought he would made a good complement for Gladbach
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>>94161704
>Dennis "I hate BVB" Aytekin
>bad Schiri
No shit
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Is now a good time to invest in Dortmund shares?
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Based

https://twitter.com/basti_red/status/1149382661099667463
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>>94162179
Last week was the moment. When the market realised that Bayern wasnt getting Sané. Not memeing. Look it up.
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as there is absolutely nothing happening today, I just spend 13 hours in paint to do this
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>>94162255
13 hours well spent
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>>94162255
thx

>>94162039
haha, I think I even know this one, and I rarely play this shit.
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GRANATE!
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>>94163318
kek
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>>94161404
the rain drops tell me that Apu and his apartment are actually frog-sized. interesting!
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Anyone in here had a Stuhlgang today? If so how was it? Mine? Not had it.
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>>94160095
that place looks very nice, based Helge
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>>94163636
had two small ones, was kind of dissapointing desu
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>>94163636
also not had. Am not surprised, since I ate junk food for the most this week, too many sweets.
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FC Schweinberg
vs
Borussia Dortmund

tomorrow

Who here has Brandt? Me? I do.
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>>94163803
god bless your anus
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Earlypiece in 12 hours but I'm hungry now
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>>94163979
fatty
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/hoc/ is stealing our memes again
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>SKY SOURCES: Everton’s Ademola Lookman will seal a move to @RBLeipzig_EN in the next 24 hrs, a deal believed to be worth £22.5m has been agreed.
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>>94164081
>Nach BILD-Informationen ist der Wechsel von Paris-Talent Christopher Nkunku (21) nach Leipzig so gut wie sicher. Schon Freitag könnte der offensive Mittelfeldspieler in Leipzig aufschlagen!
getting more confident about the era of the bull now
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yuck, why are men so obsessed with pooping
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>>94156857
sure,virgin, sure
that’s called anecdotal evidence and is a fallacy
thx for being dumb
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>>94163650
Rügen used to be even more based
nowadays it's just overrun with tourists
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>>94164213
>rügen
>not touristic
hello 50 y.o. boomer

the störtebeker festspiele are based af tho, watched them as a kid in the 90ies. fucking great. stunts, fire, everything
missed the third part tho what a shame
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>https://m.bild.de/sport/fussball/fussball/hsv-aus-fuer-lotto-king-karl-aber-er-bleibt-fan-63244684.bildMobile.html

HA HA HA HSV
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listening to some boomer rap in bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O558HMykiS8
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>>94154089
Imagine sending your teen daughter to the freibad for every horny boy to fap to and molest. Based nafris teaching german slags and their cucked fathers a lesson in morals.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylTJMKVFMwQ

switching to some electronic now
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>>94164754
>>94165073
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RbZYrrDACw&t=132s
>your favorite ((gangster)) rapper from back in the day is now a fucking normie akademiker
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artist growing up always ruins them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thKo3uVoagQ
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hallo wo sind die granaten?
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>>94168957
soon...
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Ouch
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>>94169374
Mit dem Domino Effekt wird das schon wieder in Ordnung kommen
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>>94169400
Mein President... der Dominoeffekt ist nicht erfolgt.
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>>94164480
>greentexting links
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>>94168957
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>Der 18 Jahre alte Bobby Duncan hat es laut "Daily Mail" in den Fokus der Borussia geschafft. Der Revierklub sei schon vor mehreren Monaten am Angreifer interessiert gewesen und habe Scouts nach England geschickt, so derweil das Portal "Teamtalk".

>Sollte Bobby Duncan unter Jürgen Klopp letztlich nicht genügend Bewährungschancen erhalten, spekuliert "Daily Mail", dass gleichzeitig ein Wechsel zu den Schwarz-Gelben wahrscheinlicher werden könnte. Neben dem BVB seien auch andere Bundesligisten auf den Stürmer aufmerksam geworden.
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>>94164081
>>94164121
>Ngubu and Ngubus cousin
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>>94165428
>your favorite ((gangster)) rapper from back in the day
even as a 12 year old I knew that they're all retarded and the people that liked ((ganster)) rap were all actual retards
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>>94169374
I'd argue that they're not even zweitklassig because they want the leftovers of the top clubs and they can't even get those.
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>>94169788
They did get Hernandes. Ive said it for 2 years. Bayern benefited greatly from Germany producing amazing talents from 2010-2016. They kept getting the best German players for cheap. Brandt and Schulz were typical Bayern transfers, but they decided to "go bigger". This is simply them trying something they havent tried since probably Robben, but this time its an actual star player (Sane/Dembele). Theyre not used to rejection.
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>>94169801
Dumbele basically failed at Barca and Sahne played ten games over 90 minutes. I wouldn't call those "star players".
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>>94169850
Dembele didnt fail at all at Barca. He was injured for 6 months and did really well when he played. In fact Barca has said over and over that they plan with him for the future. Sane played more minutes in the EPL than Coman or Gnabry and got like 30 scorers in the EPL, not to mention got voted to young player of the season in 2018.

Theyre not Mbappe or Neymar, but theyre certainly top 10 wingers, which nowadays makes them stars.
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>>94169888
>and got like 30 scorers in the EPL
wait what, 21 isn't like 30.
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>>94169895
My bad. Looked at the overall statistics including the assists and goals for Germany. 21 is still better than Gnabry or Coman for the last season.
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>Inter mit „offizieller Anfrage“ bei ManUtd – „Lukaku wäre wie ein reduzierter Ferrari“
can Inter stop being retarded for more than 2 years in a row?
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>>94163650
I thought that Göhren was one of the least comfy places on Rügen.
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Why are Austrians so autistic?
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>>94169888
>In fact Barca has said over and over that they plan with him for the future.
Until Peter Zwegat shows up with his flipchart.
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>>94170086
Theyll sell Coutinho before they sell Dembele.
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>>94164298
m8 1990-2005 was based if you knew where to go to the beach (Prora), great beach, not many people around
now there's a huge ass apartment/hotel complex there as well, so rip
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>>94170086
>"Sie haben mich gerufen. Hier bin ich. Was kann ich für Sie tun?"
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>Dem Bericht zufolge sind die Wolfsburger bereit, rund 18 Mio. für die Dienste Philipps auf den Tisch zu legen. Mitte Juni hatte der „Sportbuzzer“ geschrieben, dass der Sechste der vergangenen Bundesliga-Saison nicht gewillt sei, mehr als 13 Mio. Ablöse zu zahlen, während die Schwarz-Gelben 20 Mio. Euro verlangten.

>In trockenen Tüchern soll der Deal aber noch nicht sein, was mit der Personalie Josip Brekalo zusammenhängt. Beim VfL hat man damit gerechnet, den 21-jährigen Angreifer zügig von der Gehaltsliste zu bekommen, heißt es.
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>>94152338
Wait, there's Domino's in Germany?
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>>94169647
>Mittelstürmer
>1,76m
Is this becoming the new big trend?
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>>94170602
Finding a 2m athlete with ball control and perfect touch seems next to impossible nowadays.
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>>94170585
Yes.
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>>94161831
Kaiserslautern Fuuuußballcluuuub ooooleeeee
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>>94159138
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I'm 14% German, and I love bundes!
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>>94170816
>DFB-Pokal Frauen
>1. FC Union
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>>94163979
it was good btw
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>>94159580
why yes of course I apply moderate Hiebe to my wife's forearm, thank you Tom Gas
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So we’re all watching this right?
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>>94171400
Yes.
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>>94171400
yes
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Free money right here
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>>94171444
not as long as Werner stays at Leipzig
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>>94171076
beweis es erstmal uezs
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>>94171465
I thought he was promised to boomern?
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>>94171444
Alcacer at 15 is a must bet
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>>94171478
yes next summer for free (((or for a fair price of 15,75 m€ this summer]]]
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for me, it's fish and spinach today
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>>94171357
basado
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https://www.footyheadlines.com/2019/01/bayern-munchen-19-20-away-kit.html

pfffffffffffffffffffahahahahahahaha och nö nö nö nö nö nö
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>>94171400
Yes
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>>94171604
Thats... not pretty.
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>>94171400
*BANG BANG*
CAM ON YOU SCHWEINBERGER
STOP CONCEDING FOR SAM FACKIN MINUTE
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Lyon have signed Sampdoria's Danish CB Joachim Andersen.
He becomes the most expensive Danish player in history with a transfer fee around €30m.
>>
https://www.footyheadlines.com/2019/07/vfl-wolfsburg-19-20-home-kit.html

not sure if this is good or horrific yet
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>>94171722
Its crazy how a lower table Italian club can spend 30 million, especially for a CB.
>>
https://www.footyheadlines.com/2019/06/rb-leipzig-19-20-home-kit.html

Leipzig away kit is super clean, 10/10
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>>94171743
just don't pay taxes lmao
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He was sold to french club
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>>94171400
wer hat hier noch Brandt?
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14h, where are the announcements ulli??.
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>>94171400
For me, it's pic rel
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> [RMC] West Ham have offered €38m for Sebastien Haller, Frankfurt are set to accept. Pellegrini would like to have the player before the US tour on Sunday

Eintracht can't be that stupid?
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>>94172362
>RMC
whomst
>>
https://m.bild.de/sport/fussball/fussball/fc-bayern-hasan-salihamidzic-im-transfer-kreuzverhoer-liveticker-63251334.bildMobile.html

what an utter praktikant
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>Man muss andere Argumente haben und Spieler so überzeugen.
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>wonder why brazzo is trending
>yet another press conference by buyern

what is wrong with these idiots?
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Eine 17-Jährige aus Texas hatte in einem Supermarkt ein Eis angeleckt und dann direkt wieder zurück ins Regal gestellt. Mit schlimmen Konsequenzen! Ihr drohen jetzt zwei bis 20 Jahre Haft und eine Geldstrafe von 10 000 Dollar wegen Manipulation von Lebensmitteln.

Unter dem Hashtag „icecreamchallenge“ befürchteten viele schon unzählige Nachahmer der Aktion. Einige Supermärkte verschlossen sogar die Kühlregale mit den Eispackungen!
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>>94172657
based amis, should be 40 years though
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>Buyern fans unironically thinking they're still getting Callum

Completely delusional!!!
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>>94172657
not sports
>>
https://twitter.com/vamp1r0/status/1147221805381197825

Only African Amreican seem to do it.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGiNkLGE1Ts
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>being arsed to call the cops as a clerk
Do they get paid that much that they care about somebody doing shit in the store?
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>>94172764
and then they wonder why they all have HIV and Hep
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>>94149777
Confirmed bullshit.
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>>94154089
Strange times we live in when Turks suddenly seem somewhat human after all compared to our new Germans.
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>>94172657
>icecreamchallenge
should have been executed tßqh
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Griezmann to Barca is done, is this the Dominostein we all waited for?
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>>94172818
Boah, ich hab jetzt schon Brandt.
>>
ah yes, the weekend
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>>94172818
>two hours to go
fuck you
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>>94173080
just go for 2-3 wanks
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>>94172818
thank god we live in a clown country where absolutely nothing happens to you unless you forget to pay your GEZ so there's 0 thrill in doing retarded shit like this.
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>>94173314
Not sure what your point is.
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>>94173354
was meant for the black queen sticking her filthy tongue in that ice cream
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>GREASEMAN TO BARCA

DOMINO DAY IS FINALLY HERE!

GRANATE SOON!

NO MORE BESCHISSEN WORDEN!

THREAD THEME:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJtB55MaoD0
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that fucking fachkraft that fucked up my trashbacks, I will fucking find him and annihilate him, just hurt my hands trying to tie on of this piece of shit bags together yes I am mad
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Bayern should go for Malcom
he's cheap and brazilian ( more customers)
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>>94172693
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>>94173819
d-delet this
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>>94173690
>song from 2011
>comments filled with nostalgic zoomers
fucking end me
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>>94173432
I see.
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>>94173690
D-Day!!

>>94173799
Too expensive.

>>94173819
Granate?
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>>94173819
He was in Germany for Rudiger's wedding ya dunce.
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>>94173905
>too expensive
literally 60 millions less value than Dembelel and he actually can shoot
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>>94174001
Yeah...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mANYC9gnJFw
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>>94173709
huh what do you mean
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>>94174153
sorry I'm too angry to talk about it, typing this with one hand while the other one is spilling blood into a taschentuch
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>>94148964
How does Buyern manipulate a VAR room filled with monkeys?
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very mysterious
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>>94174222
bananas
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>Farca
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>>94174071
yeah...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbzlKLIVDkk
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>>94164298
Me too. Must have been 99 or something.
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>>94174222
see>>94174267
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>>94161704
They literally failed the physical test though
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>>94173863
>reading youtube comments
>>fucking end me
do it yourself
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>>94174309
I could find some pretty embarrassing moments of Malcom aswell.
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UMFRAGE UMFRAGE UMFRAGE UMFRAGE

no more “hamburg meine perle” stadium song:
good, bad, whatever?

pls give your opinions
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>>94174509
yeah but he didn't miss a easy goal against halal
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>>94174554
oh nonono...

>>94174561
Agree to disagree. Malcom is good, but hes no Dembele imo.
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>120 mio for an almost 30 yo zoomer ps4 playing memebaby
wtf
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>>94174840
And then Atletico
>125m for a 19 year old kid from a farmer's league who has play a good half season and 1 game for the Portuguese national team
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Hmm so Skov Olsen was in Bologna with his agent for a medical, but then his dad announced that the deal was off because he wanted to consider all his options.
Did Brazzo put in a call?
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>>94174966
Fire cracker?
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGiNkLGE1Ts
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>>94174547
HALLO IHR BLÖDEN ARSCHLÖCHER???
ANTWORTET HALT MAL EY
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Hitz - Zagadou, Diallo, Götze, Hummels, Philipp, Morey, Piszczek, Wolf, Weigl, Raschl
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>english commentary
KEK
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>>94175096
>no Brandt/Hazard/Schulz
2nd half will be better then.
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>>94175178
they're not in the squad
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>>94174547
>>94175089
naja was willst du hören kollege? zu diesem gurkenverein kann man nix mehr sagen. wir singen ob die wollen oder nicht BASTA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPfhgnT16LY
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>talking to client
>having a good conversation
>ask her to write a few details down for me
>email ends in .de
>mfw

end blog/
also mfw reading about
>Da sane code
>>
>Nationalhymne before the match
were USA now
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>>94175202
Damn.
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comfy grannys watching from their altenheim's balcony
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>talking to client from england
>having a good conversation
>every email from him starts with "Dear Mr. Anon.."
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Thats sucha cozy little town. Brings me back to my Club-playing days.
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>>94175291
fuck off
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>dummels
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>>94175291
I usually just say "Hi"
I know it drives some manager types mad

>Da sane code
someone got paid to fucking write this
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>ynr Hummels moved to Dortmund
legimately forgot this
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*BABUMM BABUMM BABUMM*
KOMM SCHON SCHWEINSBERG
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This all yellow kit looks so boring. Puma didn't even try with this shit.

Also Hummels looks fat.
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>>94175335
i write business mails like i write on 4chan. constant lower case, bad punctuation etc
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>>94175368
have sex
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>>94175368
RESPEKTLOS

Cathy ich brauch 1 shake
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>>94175368
but muh shoulder pattern
>>
IBRAHIM BITTE
>>
IBRAHIM GO TO YOUR DAUGHTER YOU CUNT
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>>94171948
Gulácsi, Orban, Poulsen, Werner, Laimer, Hartmann, Candido, Kampl, Martel, Bidstrup, Krauß
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>>94175387
well that even triggers me, and nearly nothing triggers me

>Christian Falk, a German journalist who works for Bayern Munich’s favorite publication, Bild, is well known in the industry for possessing incredible psychic powers. In another life, he would’ve had a great career as an X-Man. Unfortunately, even psychics need to pay the bills,

what did he mean by this?
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>>94175368
makes me wonder why players are not free to chose older kits from their club. why does everyone have to waer the same stuff?
>>
dortmund are shit
>>
bvb looks shook af gonna concede any time now
t. shareholder
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>*click click*
>*click click click*
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>>94175532
it’s the combination of that drum retard and the shitty mic
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RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL RASCHL
>>
dat clearance
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>>94174840
>>94174905
Granaten are e helluva drug
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>>94175532
bumm bumm bummer
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>>94175080
>tune in
>already winning
state of farmers
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who's that retard singing inton the mic
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>stadionsprecher singing
olmo
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>>94175096
>Philipp
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>>94175640
me
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>crosses
>favre

What is this? Is his system evolving?
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>>94175640
that’s costa cordalis
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>>94175655
i just copy + paste the line up from Dortmund's twitter, blame them
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>Falk neglects to mention how he knows what KHR is thinking: he obviously used telepathy to read his mind and is sharing the info with us. There is of course no other way he could know this kind of info, and indeed if another journalist posted it we’d know it was complete nonsense.

>However, since it’s Falk, we have to believe it. Sané’s on his way folks.
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thicc ass cucumber and delicious Garnelen
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real match:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUnLOeT9aOY
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could that retard PLEASE stop banging his retard drum?
it’s only clicking when he does that.
>>
Is it just me or does this Stadionsprecher sounds a bit like Rangnick?
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>>94175700
what the fuck i know this place
>>
favreball is so boring bros...
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>>94175741
come over fren
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>>94175723
>rote bullen
more like black bulls lmao
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>>94149764
>90million for bailey
top kek
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>>94175766
thx for the angebot but am not in the gegend atm
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Raschl is pretty good, I like him.
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>>94175757
watch Nagelsmann then
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realistically, who can stop them this year?
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>>94175853
ok
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>>94175853
>watching a make up wearing eyebrows plugging gay memeboy giving a pk
why tho?
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>>94175922
its not a pk, its a Testspiel gegen den FC Zürich
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>>94175723
that’s even more boring than the bvb yawn fest
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>>94175700
based numbers with the 1 qm Vorgarten
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>>94175922
Nailsmeme is a fuccboi.
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>>94175935
even gayer
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>>94175964
is that a good or a bad thing?
>>
>put the fat guy in goal
classic
>>
>one fat gk replaces the other fat gk

kek
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>there’s an english commentator present for the bvb bore
lol what a bitchboi
>>
>being dominated by zurich
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>>94176049
>>94176043
t. fatties

>>94176067
>watching leipzig
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>>94176067
like expected
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imagine living that close to a football pitch, must be hell. unless you sell it to some dumb ultra club.
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>>94176093
>not watching both
>>
lel shouldn’t have changed that goalie lmao
>>
Based Pisscheck. Even at 46 he's still fit as fuck and never gives up. Could probably easily beat up Hummels.
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>Philipp being depressed as always
smile you fuck
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>>94176115
>being autistic
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>dortmund scored one goal while I wasn't looking
fuck
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>>94176134


mist das hätte ich jetzt nicht schreiben sollen während des spils
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>i rate Nagelsmann
>>
OH NO NO NO
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>>94176127
esto
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>>94176149
the cameraman wasn't looking either
>>
That fat goalie isn't even trying kek
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>>94172657
#Bratwurstchallenge, when?
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holy shit these farmers completely gave up
>>
>OCH MANN EYYY
kek
>>
poor goalie :(
>>
>>94176218
who?
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>>94176238
some guy near the commentator
>>
Piszczek, Götze, Morey and Raschl seem to be the only ones taking this seriously.
>>
>Nagelsmeme
lmao
>>
I couldn't tell if that was a second goal, looked exactly like the first one lmao
>>
>>94176269
RAUS
>>
>halbzeitshow

kek, these guys
>>
ALKI SHOW
>>
lmao is leipzig really losing against zurich?
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>
>halbzeitshow with the vorstandsvorsitzenden hans-joachim "aki" watzke and kult-stadionsprecher norbert "nobby" dickel
kino
>>
>>94176283
this but unironically
>>
Leipzig needs more africans in their team.
>>
those nazi aesthetics in the bvb commercial, nice
>>
so... this is the supposed era of the bull?
>>
>>94176322
what you mean
>>
#welcomebackRalf
>>
>the city of l0pzig
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>>94176355
the commercial for the auswärtstrikot they just showed on stream
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>I rate Nageltmann
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>Candido
le backpass man
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>that cutie doing the lactate test
yummie
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>>94176430
I'd let her lactate me, if you catch my meaning
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>>94176430
I wouldn't mind her lactating in my mouth if you catch my drift
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>>94176450
>>94176464
I dont get it
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>>94176484
have sex
>>
yikes
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>>94176506
send your mom over
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>>94176506
I don't get it (the sex)
>>
Nagelsmann is finished
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ganze büchse mais gefressen alder morgen wird so geil
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>nailsmeme
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for me its Schalke
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>>94176043
>>94176049
>Der Fette ins Tor
a tale as old as time itself
>>
>>94176669
Heh... wanted to post something like HipHopGuru here
>>
So when can we expect Rangnigger to take over from Nailsmeme?
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>>94176673
is this the begin of the un>schalkening?
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>>94176732
they are finally harnessing the power of memes for good
>>
>>94176669
based sasy nix with the truthbombs
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>>94172818
>only 28k watching
so this is the power of echte liebe
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>>94176795
not bad considering it's just a bunch of literal whos
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>>94176673
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>>94176795
rb has 4514 watching currently
truly the era of the bull lmao xD
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>>94175883
this looks actually like a decent show. does anyone of you otherwise useless animefags know the title?
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>>94176850
fuck off weeb faggot
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>>94176850
funny that's one of my earliest fantasies
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>>94176622
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>>94176850
>this looks actually like a decent show
>you otherwise useless animefags
just admit you're a weeb
>>
>kagawa
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>>94176898
why do you have this picture saved anon
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The secret to his success?

Ramen.
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>>94176850
>clearly absolute garbage fanservice anime
>this looks actually like a decent show
who are you trying to fool here?
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>>94176850
ah remember this. Ran on Vox back in the day, good times. Was advertised as the anime, with the most pantyshots per minute in Animania or something.
Thats when my downfall began.
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>>94176067
>>
Uhhhh huh?? Superligaen season 2019/2020 starts tonight at 19:00 with FC Midtjylland - Esbjerg fB
It’s not a pre-season game, it’s the actual league.
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>>94176850
google says agent aika
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>>94176962
>>94176850
Ah yes, that's that Aika garbage. A million panty shots. It's dumb as fuck.

I mainly stayed up for Lodoss and NGE during those Vox nights.
>>
>>94176985
pre-bosz games don't count
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>>94177038
amazon review:
>Höschen so weit das Auge reicht - ein Pflichtkauf für hartgesottene Ecchi Fans und Nostalgiker.
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>>94176622
why? what does a büchse mais have for an effect on your day tomorrow?
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>>94177115
wenn du wüsstest...
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>>94177062
>Heidenheim
>Krasnodar
>>
>>94177038
Thanks.

>>94177060
>ynr cut versions of french hardcore porn thursdays on vox
>>
THIRD FAT GOALIE IN
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>third fat gk on
>they are getting fatter and fatter

lel
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>>94177060
>A million panty shots. It's dumb as fuck.
you're joking right
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>Leipzig losing 0-3 to Alpenyetis
Era of the bull was over before it started.
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>>94177252
the era was over the moment Rangnick left
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>>94177305
mit dem Angriff der Abteilung Brasilien wird das alles wider in Ordnung kommen
>>
>>94177305
Technically he just evolved into a higher form of /eotb/.
>>
>>94177356
but the one brazillian playing right now is shit

>>94177361
makes me think
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>>94176941
just searched it now for the occasion. Dont tell me you dont know fat corn porn guy.

>>94177060
it was great to jerk off when you were 15 without internet.

I remember KITE and Platic Little.

>>94177098
sounds about right
>>
The attitude of some players is really annoying me right now. Especially Weigl. Lost the ball and just stands still.

On the other hand Raschl looks good.
>>
>>94177218
>>94177173
>>94177098
>>94177060

I have to say, after seeing some Ecchi like this, I was kinda disappointed with hc hentai later on, which mainly looked like shit.
>>
19:09 Echte Liebe
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>>94177470
Theyre playing against 8th-tier league amateurs, of which half of them seem overweight. I wouldnt care either.

Yeah, Raschl looks really promising.
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>>94177470
>why don't the players play with more passion and get injured against these farmers
>>
>>94177470
>>94177530
>the slayer of Schweinberg
>>
>>94177460
KITE has hardcore sex, great action, is well animated and so on. It's a very good movie. Aika is just trash.
>>
Toprak literally carrying Hummels
>>
>Sahne, Pepe and Mandzukic tomorrow
Holy shit
>>
Whats the News on Weigl? Does he stay? Would be really surprised if so.

On the other hand, I find it quite dumb to not have another good player for CM apart from Witsel and Delaney, and not let Weigl play on that position.
>>
Mukiele ded
>>
wtf was the gk doing
>>
nice
>>
>>94177692
I think he slipped on the shit pitch.
>>
I'm considering Shinji as a name for my dog. Based or unbased?
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could literally see the ground shake as that guy ran in
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PLATZSTURM!!!!!!!!!!!!
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BASED
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>>94177836
p based
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>>94177593
yeah, they cut the hc for tv obviously.
I found the hc to be one of the best sex scenes in hentai. Did the director do any more apart from this and Mezzo/Mezzo Forte?

>you now remember the young guy getting cucked by the scumbag detective at gunpoint.
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this guy takes over your club and fucks shit up, what do you do?
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>Sabitzer

>>94177989
i was looking for this picture
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Granaten, Granaten
Alles sind Granaten
Wieder lieg' ich auf der Lauer
Denn wir spielen unser Spiel
Wieder wart' ich an der Mauer
Wieder steh' ich kurz vorm Ziel
Und ich höre deinen Atem
Und ich rieche deine Angst
Ich kann nicht mehr länger warten
Denn ich weiß, was du verlangst
Granaten, Granaten
Alles sind Granaten
Granaten, Granaten
Alles sind Granaten
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>Sabitzer
fuck me, why does he always choke
>>
>schweinberg
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>>94178016
6/10
I chuckled
>>
Hmm... for me it's

WO? WO? WO IST DIE GRANATE?
WO? WO? WO IST DIE GRANATE?
WO? WO? WO IST DIE GRANATE?
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>>94177836
based Pigmountain
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>>94177718
>pic related
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>>94178241
If I was a poster of the dumb redditor frog now would be when I post the disgusted dumb redditor frog
>>
Bottrop is getting slaughtered 20:1 right now.
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>>94178462
highscore is 24:0
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>>94178410
>muuh reddit frog
found the redditor
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>>94177989
the funny thing is I bet he was really proud of his outfit kek
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>>94178519
>found the redditor
nice of you to oust yourself like that but it wasn't necessary.

>Here’s a quick one that needs no explanation. What are ManCity’s colors? BLUE. What are Bayern Munich’s colors? RED. Now Leroy Sané was spotted coming to City training today wearing a RED hoodie. Of course, that can only mean one thing — he’s joining Bayern.
>>
stop talking to me
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>>94178016
>"Epstein, Epstein, alles muss versteckt sein"
What did Bill Clinton mean by this?
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>>94178609
kek based anglo gaming the system
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>>94178652
I'm trying

This ones my favourite

>Sané’s national team partner Serge Gnabry, clearly sensing the impending arrival of Leroy Sané, has changed his hairstyle to match that of the young ManCity winger. Once Sané arrives, both Bayern’s starting left and right wingers will be virtually indistinguishable to their opponents, throwing defenses into utter confusion with their overlapping runs.
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>>94178807
Are you saying all blacks look the same?
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>>94178807
das racist
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>>94178869
>>94178894
erm
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>>94177145
sag scho!
nur wegen dem scheissen?
hab mal ein kilo möhren auf einmal gefressen, danach nur orange gekackt .
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>>94177470
playing against 13th of the local kreisliga. i wouldn’t give more than 40% either
>>
ok jungs bin da jz ja
>>
endlich wo warst du brudi
>>
>>94177718
it’s okay

>>94177836
very basiert
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>>94177989
why does he dress so contrived? he clearly wants to be perceived as stylish but he has no style and or a stylist. he just looks ridiculous.
>>
>>94178807
>Sané’s national team partner Serge Gnabry, clearly sensing the impending arrival of Leroy Sané, has changed his hairstyle to match that of the young ManCity winger. Once Sané arrives, both Bayern’s starting left and right wingers will be virtually indistinguishable to their opponents, throwing defenses into utter confusion with their overlapping runs.

that’s from a joke article dummy
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>>94179118
did you seriously only just realise kevin?
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>>94179168
have sex
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>>94179184
I'm trying
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>>94149777
FRANZAFORTA
>>
Gio Reyna with a goal in his first game for Dortmund u19. He's 16. Guy is a phenom. Going to be best USA player of all time.

https://twitter.com/USAprospects/status/1149740346793852930?s=19
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ami go home
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>>94179676
nice!
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>dead thread
nice community...
>>
tips and tricks for banana up the ass?
everything welcome :3
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>>94179676
/bundes/ is a soto general
>>
>ERA OF THE BULL
are leipzig shills the most embarassing babymen here?
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>>94179676
Moukoko baby
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>>94180501
he’s over 20 tho
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>>94180227
>take banana
>put in ass
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>>94180527
tried didn’t go well
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>>94180501
aren't we all?
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>>94180545
try getting the fucc from some girl(male) first to widen your ass. then you can apply banana easier
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>>94180501
Based Moukoko also scored.
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>>94180098
ich bin doch da man^^
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>>94180514
idk he does look smol
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>the funniest name in bundesliga is no longer german or african
guess who?
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>>94180603
is that a CR7 celebration?
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>>94180636
Witzl
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>>94180636
>guess who?
nice game uezs
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>>94180691
of course, he is 15 years old.
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>>94180721
think more bible
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>>94180636
tell me now!
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>>94180773
his first name starts with a J
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>>94180603
>>94180691
>>94180731
>be a nigger
>worship Rolando
many such cases
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>>94180749
matthäus
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>>94180786
john
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>>94180749
>>94180786
some Judas
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>>94180786
Wolfgang Wolf former coach of Wolfsburg, der Macht am Mittellandkanal
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>>94180799
>>94180813
>>94180817
>>94180824
he has the name of what you would call an annoying shitposting flagposting retard from down under
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>>94180859
Jude
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>>94180859
The english lad >schalke signed?
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>>94180636
Paul Verhaegh
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>>94180859
Judas Strayacunt
just say
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>>94180859
>>94180859
John Aussi?
>>
https://kohlchan.net/.media/0f6474127328a6ff34cd51c1ccc1568e-videomp4.mp4/dl/1127212286773534721_1127212286773534721.mp4
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>>94180859
just fucking tell it already
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>>94180947
fuck off with your shit kohlchan links fucking autist
get back where you came from virgin
also have sex
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>>94180905
no
>>94180907
wrong team, right location
>>94180917
>>94180920
>>94180933
>>94180955
non
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>>94180859
jonjoe kenny?
that isn’t a very funny name
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>>94180982
which league? first bundes?
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>>94180996
>>94181012
jesus christ step it the fuck up
this is in the right direction>>94180907
you've been watching too much tomball and go carting
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>>94180982
bernard tekpetey
not a very funny name
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>>94181041
so it’s ruhrpott first bundes?
stop being a fag and answer
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>>94181041
nigga you gay, none of the NRW teams have a
funny name where the first name starts with J
see the second line of >>94181074
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>>94180982
>wrong team right location
so it’s not schalke
leaves dortmund
if it’s not dortmund kys
there is no other first bundes team in the pott
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>>94181048
is that in the bible?
>>94181074
what about right location, wrong team do you not understand?
>>
Hello
hello
according to /bundes/ my team doesn't exist
>>
>>94181114
what about being a faggot don’t you understand???
>>
>>94181137
I considered that, they have Jordan Bayer, Jonas Hofmann and Julio Villalba, none particularly funny
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>>94181137
>gladbach
>same location as schalke
just fucking fuck off, kys
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>>94181137
there is not one single funnny name in that team
also gladbach is niederrhein, schalke is ruhrpott, nice “same location”, you have there, faggot. it’s not even the same region. it’s the same state that’s it
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>>94181137
Laszlo Benes!
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>>94181169
consider "NOW a funny name doesn't belong to a german or african"
p.s that means its a new signing

>>94181171
>>94181213
the location is North Rhine-Westphalia is it not>
they are a bundesliga team are they not?
get bent gpsandbergteins
>>
>the brit left embarrassed and ashamed
nice
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>>94181232
ok that one made me laugh


he is an aussie called....
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>>94181251
location is much narrower than “being in the same state”, dumbo.
is manchester in the same location as london because they are both in england?
fuck off
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>>94181251
looked at the transfers not one funny name there
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>>94181269
not one funny name
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>>94181258
still here

>>94181281
I never said city, I never even said state.
>>94181308
shut the fuck up lars german
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just say the fucking name already
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>>94181363
jonathan panzo

>>94181363
no but you said location. go look up what location means and then go look on a map ad tell me gladbach and gelsenkirchen are the same location. dumbo
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/bundes/ logbook 12th July: Another day without a granate... the Austrian customer seems to have offed himself, now the bong starts losing his mind. Denmark is nowhere to be seen. I'm afraid we won't make it to the start of the new season.
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>>94181407
>denmark nowhere to be seen
good
fuck you virgins and your cringy worshipping just because someone pretends to be a female online
>>
>>94181380
no
jesus christ I'm posting the fucking picture
absolutely pathetic /bundes/
honestly shameful
viel respektlos

>>94181404
>tell me gladbach and gelsenkirchen are the same location
I never said gelsenkirchen
>>94181407
where do I unsubscribe?
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>>94181443
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>>94180098
I'm busy, come back later.
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>>94181443
schalke is in gelsenkirchen.
but you know that and you’re just trying to be all smug about being a total retard
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>>94181521
where is gelsenkirchen?
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>>94181443
i don’t get it
his name is italiano?
what has that to do with australians?
does he really play for gladbach?
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>>94181531
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>>94181443
i think you might be autistic
i think you might be actually full blown retarded
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>>94181531
in europe just like spain
same location according to you
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>>94181548
why do I work with germans?

his name is
JACOB
jacob
ITALIANO
and he is from AUSTRALIA
his transfer will finalise on july 30th

I'm taking a break
fucking germans
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>Jacob Italiano
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>>94181617
and that’s funny?
what’s funny about italiano?
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>he has the name of what you would call an annoying shitposting flagposting retard from down under
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>>94181651
that one didn’t even make sense.
he is from australia
his fucking name on the other hand has nothing to do with australia
fucking brit autist
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ösi had too much cheap wine again
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>funniest name in all of bundes
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>>94181697
nah the brit had to much manmilk
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>>94181697
is having*
>>
This was even worse than the brazillian Anon and his new thread meme
>>
guys, you know what -
guys, you know what’s funny?

jacob -guys come on now

jacob -haha

jacob - guys really funny wait for it

jacob - hahahaha i can’t breath

jacob

ITLAIANO!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJA
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>>94181697
>ösi had too much cheap wine
>it is hungary after all
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>>94181695
you never leabe your general do you?
be honest?I might ask /cric/ to come over an "enlighten" you
>>94181767
nothing was worse than that,
>had to endure 3 tom threads
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>>94181806
just admit you’re a retard
you’re not only embarrassing yourself but everyone
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>>94181841
>I don't get your joke because I don't understand what flagposting is or anything outside of this general please admit defeat, pretty please
no
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>>94181806
oh, you are asking for it?
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>>94181910
at this point tom a lot of things are better than, n-no, I don't want to figure it out, you are retard spam

BY THE WAY that is not an open invitation to make a new thread. Especially not now since it wont see the light of day (page 1)
>>
i REALLY rate nigel's moves today. victoria bless him.
>>
>>94181893
no
you’re a retard who doesn’t even have grasp of his own language
also fuck cricket, if all posters there are as retarded and autistic as you, that thread should be autosaged on sight
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>>94181910
Isn't this unironically Dillion Harper?
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>>94181963
admit defeat and apologize to all of bundes
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>>94182008
wow its like you are posting as if you are completely new here.
I know english isn't your first language but don't worry I wont grammar nazi you, it's beneath me.
is this the point where the redditors start posting "have sex" and such hip new memes?

>>94182028
now you've done it
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>>94182086
no
n
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Yeah, I'm going to put this episode right next to the funny Brazilian OP
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WER HAT DEN SCHEISS TOMMY REINGELASSEN?!

So this is the famous British humour people keep talking about
Just leave. This place is not for you
>>
>>94153586
this post didn't age well
>>
>thunderstorm
>can't schlafi
comfy
>>
>>94182093
>he has the name of what you would call an annoying shitposting flagposting retard from down under
>hahahaha lmao get it he is named jacob italiano and is from australia! just like i said


have sex
>>
jesus christ
let the ami stay
but kick that unfunny brit out
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>>94182093
is this nigger serious
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>>94181910
>pic related
what did Dillion Harper mean by this
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>germans hetzing vs ausländers, again
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>>94182264
jeder tritt ein brit
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>getting mad at obvious banter from the drunk bong
yikes
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>>94182093
>it’s like you are posting as if you are completely new here.
nice grasp of your own language you have there, Nigel Patel
>>
>>94182264
>t.Sören-Malte Schmidt-Smith

>>94182281
jeder Stoß ein Franzos'

>>94182296
more like getting mad about the Brit who geht mir auf den Sack
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>>94182264
>wir schaffen das
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oh god the redditors are corralling around one opinion. Nobody alert neinhold, he might make a graph about it.
quick, where is denmark to blog post when you need her (him)
>>94182281
excuse me, that is der brit
>>
>>94182296
>being a bong apologist
just as bad
>>
>>94182356
>trying to deflect from you pathetic failure
have sex
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>>94182376
THERE IT IS
took you long enough
thats not what she said by the way
>>
>94182356
(You) can fuck right off Inselaffe shoo shoo back to your inbred containment island
>>
yeah tbf the bong is out of control today. all because of getting an email from a german kek
>>
>>94182419
of course not no woman would talk about having sex with you
>>
>>94182419
but it was there already too >>94182217
its not your best day today is it
>>
>>94182356
I don't know what's worst:
>stupid opinions
>posting anime
>being british
>me, replying to weak bait
>>
>>94182340
>t.Sören-Malte Schmidt-Smith
Neither funnynor close at all. But feel free try again, Uwe-Ronnie.

>>94182346
>There's only either, or.
>>
>>94182454
>>94182419
this
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>>94182461
anime is not a crime ok
>>
>>94182436
>believing the lies of the beady albion
that guy is getting emails from no one
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>>94182436
K-On! girls are best girls uezs
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>>94182483
it’s the mark of the virgin tho

also are threads supposed to have 600 replies?
>>
>>94182495
those faces look deformed and retarded
>>
>>94182436
I met her husband once, never knew his email, but she enlghtened me
>,de
I instantly thought of horrendous blogposts, pictures of cows and a disgusted uli

MAKE SURE THE NEXT THREAD IS A DUCK THREAD OR ELSE!
>>
>>94182515
Kein neuer Thread, bis der hier durch ist! Bis zum bitteren Ende, /bundes/ kämpft bis zur letzten Patrone und wenn die verschossen ist, wird das Bajonett gezückt!
>>
>>94182494
based and redpilled
>>94182495
based and redpilled
>>94182515
this post gave me cancer tßqh uezs familie
>>
>>94182565
nice
based and cancer, i am on a roll
>>
>>94182515
>it’s the mark of the virgin tho
this
>>
>>94182538
no your face looks deformed and retarded
>>
>>94182600
i don’t look like any of those girls tho
not even close
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>>94182483
>anime is not a crime ok
hmm. it is.
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>>94182558
>
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>>94182539
>german GDP: 5000000 billion
>english GDP: 20 million
yeah you better listen to those .de clients you FUCKHEAD
>>94182558
dieses
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>>94182483
>>94182495
>2D asians
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>>94182623
literal autism: the posts
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>>94182671
>pic related
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>>94182678
liking chinese girly cartoons is the epitome of autism
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>>94182701
>>
sane will join bayern
bayern will win the league but fail in the cl

you heard it here
>>
>>94182671
thats not bahia
or vasco
the fuck are you doing?
>>
>>94182752
nobody cares
>>
>>94182701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUhIY4GcL2w
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>>94182756
jacob ITALIANO!
GET IT?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>94182752
>bayern will win the league but fail in the cl
>you heard it here
wait. no/ never. you are insane.
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>How could anime ever compete?
>>
>>94182777
https://youtu.be/CK7TwlVFzbA
>>
>>94182809
ITALIANO!! a hahahahahahahaha
His name is Jacob Italiano!! get it?
He will play for Gladbach next season which is the same location as schalke but a different team!
how fucking funny is his name tho hahahahahahahaha
>>
>We did it Reddit, no Buyern talk for 20 posts!
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>>94182876
wo sind die transfers uli??.
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>>94182860
are you ok?
oh
oh wait I know this one
the redditors showed me
one second
mhm
mhm..
..
>*SEEEEEEETHING*

did I do it right?
I did it right. right?
>>
>>94182891
wenn du wüsstest!
>>
>>94182911
ITALIANO!!!
hahahahahahahahahah
>>
>>94182913
pls tell me uli!
i’ll suck your würtsl!!
>>
>>94182930
wait.
are you, upset?
>>
I don't care anymore
>>
>>94182860
>btw I'm from Dresden which is pretty close to Aachen near Schleswig-Holstein
>>94182826
what do lesbians and 2D girls have in common?
You won't fuck neither, it's literally a draw with anime girls not autistically screeching about their bullshit. you could just turn them off.
>pic related
the future is now, old man
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>>94182752
who give a shit limassol
>>94182756
bahia....why
>>
>>94182891
WO? WO? WO IST DIE GRANATE?
>>
>>94182961
hihihihihihi
jacob
italiano
hohohohohohojoh
>>
>>94182911
HAHAHAHAHAhahahahhahahhahah
>Jacob
>Italiano
HahahahahahhahahaHAHAHAHAHHAH
>>
>>94182911
Jacob Italiano now THATS a funny name
*sip*
>>
>>94183088
>>94183062
>>94183036
based lmaooooo
>>
>>94182947
https://youtu.be/2b5WvKyBFVc?t=1455
>>
>>94183103
RIP in peace """""""Englischer Humor"""""""
*2019 +2019
>>
>>94183103
>lmaooooo
is that what german cows sound like?
lmaooooooooooooooo
lmaooooooooooooooo
>>
>turn on telly
>grainy BBC program
>man in tux standing near a telephone
>telephone rings
>man picks up and says
>"Oi crickety-doo, Jacob Italiano here"
>[5 minute laugh track]
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>>94183181
an australian named jacob italiano playing for gladbach xD
that’s funny!
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>>94183181
HahahahahhahaHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahhahaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>94183188
based
>>
>>94183188
based
>>
>>94183168
timecode?
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>>94183188
dad's army is comedic genius well beyond your zoomer years fabien
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Here's Reyna goal. Looks filthy. No idea if competition was any good though.

https://twitter.com/TheRealArturK/status/1149789326320029696?s=19
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>>94183258
>Jacob Italiano

>>94183266
Ami go home uezs and take this autistic Tommy with you pls
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>>94183258
jacob
ita
wait for it
liano
JACOB ITALIANO
haha
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>>94183234
>t=1455
>1455/60
>24,25
>24:15
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>>94183266
nice goal
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>>94183319
>t. Albert Onestone
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>>94183301
Told you already. I am home. We have like 25+ U20 USA players in Bundes this year. I'm just here to respectfully learn and fanboy.
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>>94183319
nice!
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>>94183168
is that the predecessor of domino day?
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this AMAZING "banter" is why /cric/ won the war, and why a certain mod never tales /bundes/ seriously and always shoo it off in the corner

oustanding
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>>94183368
You can learn much about English humour in here and also geography. Did you know that Gladbach is from the Ruhrpott?

Also I didn't appreciate your post about this nigger playing for >>96. I think those are disgusting animals.
The nigger should have really went to another club.
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>>94183410
yes
but Uli didn't hear the call
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>>94183424
hahahahah
ITALIANO
T
A
L
I
A
N
O
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>>94183266
impressive play tb h
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>>94183441
that's an amazing "mad neinhold" impersonation you have there, where did you learn such intricacies?
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>>94183484
https://youtu.be/86HpGTfPzf8

italiANO hmmmmpfffffrrrrrrrrrrhahahahhahahhaha
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>>94183424
hahahahahhahahahaha >caring about mods hahahahhahahahahhahaha >jacob italiano hahahahhahahahahha >same region like >schalke means gladbach hahahahhahahahaha

>>94183484
hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahha
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>>94183496
brit at 0:59
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>>94183496
>>94183503
I don't get it. are you two actually new?
if you weren't you would know I wont't stop right?
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>>94183424
>/cric/
I'll give you this (You) Reyansh.
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>>94183538
higihihihiihih
jacob
italiano
gladbach
lmao
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>>94183520
>be English
>get kicked out by a dentist
a modern fairytale
>>94183538
>invent game
>suck at it
I unironically don't give a fuck
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>>94183553
>>94183565
I'm here all night redditors. I can see you are bringing your A games for sure now
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>>94183586
Are you sure you are real and not just a sophisticated shitpost algorithm?
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>>94183621
If I told you the truth you wouldn't believe me. The only person you probably listen to is that blogposting "dane" (MALE)
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>>94183586
hihihihihihih
tell me the name of the guy with the funniest name in all of bundes please!
one tip: he has the name of what you would call an annoying shitposting flagposting retard from down under
also he’s from the same location as schalke
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>>94183621
me in the blue shirt
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>>94183667
or jacob italiano!
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>>94183678
>>94183690

you've lost it. done. capiche. finito. italiano
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>jz einen feinen Tropfen
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>>94183709
hahaha jacob!
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>>94183747
mhhhhhhhmmmmmm sperma
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>>94183763
finis
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>the brit has finally fallen into drunken slumber
based
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fuuuuck time 2 sleep gn8 lmao
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Alman are sleeping, post /bündes/
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>>94183833
what have you done
>>94183845
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>>94183831
that's the second time you've tried to celebrate, like this is some important victory for you
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>>94183876
italianoooooo
jaaaaacoooooob
jacob italiano!
the funniest name in all of bundes
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>>94183898
the state of you
sorry I mean region
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sup
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>>94183957
jacob italiano xD :3
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Seriously though, why is Jacob Italiano funny?
And why would you call an Australian shitposter Jacob Italiano?
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it's time
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>>94184485
you have to be british to understand these fine nuances of humour tb h
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come on guys only 3 to 700
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Jacob
>>
Italiano
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>>94181213
>Torben Müsel



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