Thank goodness this awful series will finally be over.
Moravian digits and we'll hear the blues tonight.
Hello? is this the thread?
Based AYYY edition
>>93392202you are like little babbywatch this
Welp, guess I’ll watch some luckswing before the game
>>93392225Hmm this move usually works
If the refs hadn't handed bloos the series sharks would have bootyblasted the broons in 5
This is the worst post season since Idon't know when.
Prepping for some crushing disappointment tonight lads
>coronagonna be a yikes from me lads
>>93392300Why do they put t: lauren at the end of what they are saying?
>>93392317A bit curious how you procured this jpg.
think I got the blues desu
>>93392327N E W EW
>>93392300finnish fem pepe is le cute
>>93392225Don, is that you?
JUST DROP THE FACKING PUCK. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Post ending in 1,2,3,4,5,7,8,9 or 0 and blues win
>>93392317What are the states with based Stella Artois?
will laine watch tonights game?
>>93392317USA beverage selection is a big yikes.
>>93392391Dubs and the Bruins sweep in 7
Digits determine who scores the gwg
>>93392317for me it's strohs
>>93392317They're all shit
>>93392412nevada, montana, and the top half of lousiana for some reason
>>93392385>>93392413Three comedy chevrons and the board name and then the post number, nybög.
>>93392341aaahhh fuck it, I give up. some thread on /ck/>>93392412Montana's all you need to know lad
>>93392412silver peon fans love that shit apparently
>>93392412from east to westconnecticutnew yorkhalf of louisiana (presumably equal split)oklahomamontananevada
>>93392181Thats a dude?
Guys can you please reply to my first post to this thread? Thank you.
I only drink Miller Lite (tallboys)
>>93392448Let me help you friend>>>/ck/12472615
>>93392452Sean Kuraly it is
>>93392454We have a lot of wops here
>Tuukka RaskThat surname indicates that his ancestor was a soldier for the swedish army.
>>93392447>>93392467thanks friends :)
>>93392317I unironically apprecaite BudweiserAnd a cold Corona is pretty enjoyable
Last two digits is how many minutes after "puck drop" they actually drop the puck.
>>93392492That'll be Finland right ?
>>93392479Fucking 4th liner shorks gave up for jones
>>93392492>his ancestor was a soldier for the swedish empire army.ftfy
I hope Bruins fans do the right thing and boo his selfish ass. He showed his true colours when he refused to go with the team to the White House. A right wing lunatic who only cares about himself and not the team.
>>93392530So you also are upset at people who decide to skip out on the White House to see the current President, yes?
>>93392509Most types of beer have their time and place tbf
What if hockey pucks were little cakes that the players could eat??
>>93392563Total false equivalence. The current president is a racist bigot who puts children in cages and calls immigrants "animals". Obama was well-respected by everyone except right wing nut jobs.
Going to the doctors for a checkup lads
>>93392509This. There is simply nothing wrong with budweiser
>tom brady>wears a blue color professionallyOH NO NO NO
>>93392598How would you then go about cleaning them?
>>93392610Based. I just went for the first time in a decade this morning.
>>93392610What's the diagnosis
>>93392610Good luck on the penis inspection
>>93392530How old is this post?
Thank you to whomever replied to my first post.
>>93392225YOuare like a little babbyobserve a glorious bruins victory
>>93392426Chara, own goal
The team who scores the most goals will win tonight's hockey game. (Blues)
>>93392605Pretty sure Thomas was boycotting all of the federal government, not just Obama. Didn't matter who was in office.
>>93392633yeah more like the red, white, and blue blood running through his veins yee haw
Looking forward to the NHL 20 reveal desu
>>93392317I draw the line at Budweiser. If you live in a Budweiser state, either run the state or run away.
think i'll skip the game tonight and watch anime instead
>>93392776The Goaltender who lets in the fewest goals tonight will win the Conn Smythe (Rask)also checkem
>>93392835Garry has this one pretty tight lipped it seems
>>93392317god why is idaho so based
>>93392898It's hot as fuck in the summer and Mike's are unironically refreshing.
Conn smythe nomineesBluesO’reillyBinningtonSchwartzBruinsRaskBergeronPasternak
>>93392930It'll be Rask, unless he shits the bed tonightOrRoR, if he becomes a one-man army tonight
>>93392921lol idaho is not hot at all. try coming to rhode island that's hot. I'll be back in idaho in a couple of weeks can't wait
>>93392317>IdahoAlso West Virginia is the only correct state, Yuengling is fucking delicious, an I’m from California Also, Corona from lime w/ glass bottle on the beach is the only way to drink Corona
>>93392930imo as a bloos fan, rask, unless he >binnish goaltending in game 7
>>93392930lol noRaskJohanssonMcAvoyBut it'll be rask regardless of tonight
Asked the 8 ball again.
>>93392948Its hotter where I live in Idaho than the whole state of Rhode Island
>>93393023There are Costcos bigger than Rhode Island.
>>93393023Yeah temperature wise but the humidity in Rhode Island literally sucks your soul out of your pours. Today was nice though.I was in Idaho last summer and it was 93 but felt a solid 20 degrees cooler than here. Your weather is god tier every part of the year I'm moving there as soon as I'm done with school
Going to the gym later with the gf. Also go knights
Idaho sucks, mountains are for pussies
>>93393158isn't this your wife
Let's go Bruins!! fuck up dab loose and trigger errybody
>>93393158Your mom has a lovely ass.
>>93393163Mountains are aesthetic af you wimp
>>93393128Believe me it's so much nicer in idaho. Winter here is god awful its just freezing rain there's not even any snow. And Summer is brutally humid. There's also no spring or fall it's just frigid rain from november to may and then hellfire from june to september. I love my state because it lets me be a bruins and pats fan but I hate it for everything else.
>>93393210You seen one, you’ve seen them all. Valleys are where it’s at, pussy
>>93393239>a bruins AND pats fanoof
>>93393239>>93393128ive also never been to boise I've only ever been to St. maries and wallace
>>93393256Your mom's valley is where it's atBow chicka wow wow
>>93393265and sox lol. The celtics became cringe when they had no white people. IT was based asf though
>>93393239>not even any snowWhat a retard you are.
why do people even use twitter? every day is just something new that trannies seethe about
>>93393285Valleys are more likely to have caves compared to mountains, look it up
>>93393181Hell no. I wouldn’t marry in my 20s
>>93393324You answered your own question
Fact: the only cool yank state is Alaska
>>93393324I use it for hockey news and porn
>>93393340alaska is a canonically dixie state
>>93393239Its not even Massachusetts thoOur climate and landscape is far superior to that of any other state and all at reasonably close distances. The only reason we let you lot root for our teams is because we feel bad for youAlso things are much nicer here on the west side of the state
>>93393332added caveat, caves are cool to explore
>>93393352We call all states "yanks" in canuduh
>>93393392cringe and bluepilled
>>93392317god why do americans have such shit taste in beer
>>93393397You're all fuckin yanks to us m8 sorry to break it to ya
>>93393421Molson ain't much better.
>>93392950When I lived in Morgantown bars didn't even have Yuengling on tap, yet in PA it's as common as water.
>>93393322lol i've lived here my whole life what are you talking about. There was borderline zero snow this winter just gross rain and stupid clouds. I live above the Mason Dixon line for a reason I want some FREAKING SNOW for god's sakeDon't even get me started on the roads. EVERY SINGLE DAY I have to drive from BRISTOL through Warren, and Barrington, down the trail and over the WORST ROAD IN THE NATION I-195 EAST. Bumper to bumper traffic every single day and then I am RELIEVED to get onto 95 adn then I have to drive to CRANSTON, aka the ARMPIT of the universeall that just to get to the driving range
stellas is pretty good desu
Dos Equis Amber (+lime) is best
Old Style Pilsner is the best in the land
>>93393462Last year sure it barely snowed. But for like 4 years prior there was snow in lewiston
>>93393324Having a constant obsession with trans people when nobody else even mentions them is not healthy and only spiraling you further away from ever having normal conversations.
I actually enjoy hockey. I hope everyone has a good time watching it and playing it.
>>93393518Shut up discord trannyNobody axed your opinion
>>93393462I just audibly rolled my eyes at this post this is exactly why I say the west side of mass is the best place to live
>>93393536Case in point.
>>93393518kek seething tranny
Have 4 cans of beer and some spanish meat, can wait for broons to be heemed
>>93393546Feck off ya simp
>>93393560Sorry Janis but the Bruins are gonna win 2nite
>>93393576We might not get in the top 10 but we still export an assload of hockey talent despite being a tenth of your population
>>93393451it literally is much better and it's not even that good
>>93393609Mostly twinks and busts though like Marner and McMeme
>>93393551YEAH HOW MANY FRICKING POTHOLES ARE TEHRE IN LOS ANGELES!!! AND THEN I TAKE MY CREAKING AND CRACKING 2002 VOLVO TO (((STEINGOLD))) AND THEY CHARGE ME 1200 shekels to tell me that the LIGHT'S BROKEN!!!
If you never scored a hat trick in your little league career you don't deserve to post on /hoc/
>>93393582Jamon and cecina :)>>93393591Ruins are gonna get bootyblasted hard
/hoc/ is a 30+ board
>>93393514and? Lewiston is in Maine.Nocap though I was in Saco this saturday for new englands and it was mighty fine there
>>93393620What team do you cheer for? I guarantee there's some juggernaut Canadians carrying the team
>>93393623I could have, but my knees ...
>haha mcmeme is a bust
>>93393623I once scored three goals from behind the net (and one from in front) in the same game I get credit for that right?
>>93393643Hi I’m Pete, from Pittsburgh
>>93393634Based and boomerpilled
>>93393651Go sleep, Connor
>>93393658Crosby is a nuck and he gifted u a cup
>>93393687>nuck He’s from the land of Hal which transcends Canada
>>93393687Crosby is American just like Lemieux.
Even tho i threw a hissy fit and swore never to come back here i shall be posting for a SCF game 7
>>93393643not him but bretty sure other than Bergeron, marchand, debrusk, heinen the stanley cup's not adding any canadian names tonight
smol coc hocBIG DIC CRIC
fuck the bruins
>>93393623one time when i was playing minor hockey i scored a goal with a few minutes left in the game and the little kids playing in the game after mine were watching. you could hear them cheering and clapping for my goal. felt good.
>>93393622this year there were hundreds because it actually rained
>>93393699Nova Scotia is a bunch of stuck up cunts that pretend they're better than newfies because they used to speak Gaelic
>>93393800Is this why Hal is so based?
>>93393799it has nothing to do with the rain it's FREAKING GINA RAIMONDO the GAINS GOBLIN making potholes in the middle of the night so I can't get to the GYM ON TIME
>hal>basedretard can't even spell consistency
Hal > Will > Ted > Sam > Randy
friendly reminder that if you believe the Blues will win then you are wrong simply because Tuukka has yet to get shook this postseason, and Bings has gotten chased twice in this series alone.>inb4 le finnish goaltending meem
>>93393918What about me?
>>93393918Who the fuck is will?
>>93393955No one else matters
>>93393959He’s a nice lad from William’s Lake
>>93393978Sounds like a fag, no wonder you rated him so high.
>>93393959better question, who the fuck are any of those people?
>>93392981>JohanssonHold your horses there, friend. He's been good, not dominant. >McAvoyWat.
Cooking some kraft dinner right now ngl
Proper rankingme > sam > bracketnon > yumaposter > hal > everyone else > ted > yinzers > a fat pile of dog shit > the florida panthers > PK subban > malcom subban > randy
>>93392317>PA>BudweiserBullshit. I'm from the Philly area and now live in Pittsburgh (i.e. I've got plenty of experience with the whole state). Almost everyone who drinks beer in Pennsylvania, drinks Yuengling.
gotta leave it all out there tonight, boys. play every shift like its your last.
Rolling for GWG player
i love all my hoc bros equally
>>93394075Love you too man, no homo
>>93394038True. Also Iron City is literally a meme beer to anybody under 50.
>>93394023have you been watching? those two have been complete gods. I love burgerman as much as anybody but he's been far from his best.I also love pasta but He's obviously been high on painkillers for half of the playoffs.
a little under 3 hours now
if I were one of the players I’d be shitting myselfcrazy intense pressure
>>93394245they have been dreaming of this moment for as long as they can remember
>>93394283if I’m dreaming about a girl i spill my spaghetti when I’m near her
>>93394283all the more to reason to be shitting
yfw da broons win da stan lee cup
>>93394245i'm just a fat slob living vicariously through them and i'm shitting my pants
>>93394152>Iron CityI tried some when I moved to Pittsburgh just to see what the hype was about (my yinzer uncle used to always rave about how good it is) and was thoroughly disappointed; it really is a meme beer. Big fan of Yuengling, though.
Any of y'all wanna versus me in Soul Caliber 6? I'll fuck you up with my nunchucks and you won't even getta chance 2 flinch
i unironically always get those cheesy goosebumps and shivers during a game like this lads, especially when they show shots of the crowd when the teams take the ice and the anthem
>>93394325Me be pretty happy bcuz the vanucks fans will rage and piss out their assholes bcuz the canucks don't have any cups
going to need a lot of booze for this one lads
But why did they shoot the confetti tho?
>>93394356dark souls 2 is the only game I ever pvped in and I would fucking bury you
>>93394423I think it appeals to redditors such as yourself.
In little league I used to wear #4
>>93394245what a coincidence, about to drop a stinky rask rn
must-win game tonight for either team, lads
Stan Lee cup final games should be played in a different stadium to both teams. To negate the whole "home ice advantage" shit and make it more fairer all around.
>>93394471>"home ice advantage"doesn't exist.
>>93394471Just get rid of the regular season while we're at it, literally no reason for it.
>>93394471Fuck off with your euro shit
>>93394471like with the Super Bowl. I like that idea. just make sure the pre-designated arena is for a team that is guaranteed to not make the ploffs that year
>>93394396Got 4 beers to drink watching the game, bruinsbro. I also have some shitty bourbon but that's only if I get desperate (it tastes like battery acid and gave me a horrible hangover last time I drank it)
>>93394471>home ice advantage
>>93394471>home ice advantageWhy are Brits so retarded about ice hockey
Whenever the NCB theme goes off ("Bum, bum-bum-bum Bum, bum-bum-bum Bum, bum bum Bum bum bum bum Bum") my cat runs over and looks at the television intently, then loses interest and goes back to whatever she was doing.
>>93394471all stan lee cup games should be played in helsinki desu
honestly, in my opinion, whoever wins this game is going to be the stan lee champion
>>93394471they should not play a game at all and give the cup to the team that has the most likes on Twitter
>>93394503back to /dominicanswing/ with you
>>93394471Good idea. Gary should also have be a one game series, and the first team to score 10 goals wins and play doesn't stop until that happens. After the 4 hour mark, if neither team has reached 10 goals, multipuck begins.
>>93394501>Got 4 beers to drink watching the gamenot enough. not even close.
How must win is this game seven?
for me, its whistling or humming the Coaches Corner theme or the HNIC one
For me it's never watching the retarded boomer faggot known as don cherry and knowing that he will die in my lifetime.
>>93394543>home ice advantage
>>93394527Nah, they should be played in Lapland.>>93394552If neither team wins the draft can't start.
GUYS DON'T YOU JUST LOVE DON CHERRY???
>>93394633numales and far lefties in general don't like Cherry.
>>93394633>using memes wrong
*blocks your path**bootyblasts you while living rent free in your head*
dont even care since its last game until octoberNIGGERS STINK JANNIES ARE TRANNY KIKES FUCK /CRIC/NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERNIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGERFUCK FINLAND FUCK SWEDEN FUCK FINLAND FUCK SWEDENFUCK FINLAND FUCK SWEDENFUCK FINLAND FUCK SWEDEN FUCK FINLAND FUCK SWEDEN FUCK FINLAND FUCK SWEDEN. FUCK FINLAND FUCK SWEDENNIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER JANNY NIGGER
>>93394633i don't think you get the meme kid
>>93394669Leave kippers alone
>>93394669You can't win a shitposting fight against Finland, newfag.
>>93394684Shut up K*****s
OMG GUYS GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY USING BASEDBOY MEMES WRONGCAN'T WAIT TO WATCH HNIC WITH THE LADS LATER BTW I'M GAY
HNIC is only for redpilled men.
>>93392605Obama gon' pay my mowgage.
You better STOP making fun of don cherry RIGHT THIS INSTANT
>>93394705>/hoc/ will never stream old Rock 'em Sock 'ems
>>93394520Post cat pic
No, Mr. Rutherford, a trade to Minnesota does NOT work for me.
>"I never miss Coaches Corner. I also grew up watching Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Hockey and own the box set."
>>93394735Way too much work to take a picture and somehow move it from my cell phone to my dedicated shitposting thinkpad.
>Mike's hard lemonadeHAHAHAHAHA>No Miller High LifeShit list
>>93394173>Johansson is a god>Johansson has 2 points in the last 8 games and is -1 in the finalsAgain, he's solid but Coyle has been better. Charlie "mac the lad" McAvoy is good, but not great. He disappeared for a few games in the finals. I've watched every game.
>"Why yes I am a fan of the St Louis Blues hockey team. How did you know?"
>>93394754>i enjoy the analysis of mike milbury
>>93392300Why is Rantanen stealing Puljus shtick?
FUCK mike milbury
>and then he said "0/10 plastic aaayyys would not bang"
Fuck off Chambers
>>93394785>hates fighting>literally went into the stands and beat up a fan
I'm thinking arby's
>>93394801Not for that but for him being a GM. Fuck him forever
>>93392426Rask, empty net.
>>93392426Look at this 7
>>93394805Wish we had Arbys in Canada, we dont have any fast food places where you can pick up beat up pussy on the fly.
>>93394810>SchennFitting for the ex flyer to kill boston
>"Stream? As in you have to watch the game on a 20 second delay in sub-4k resolution that can get shutdown any minute? Haha bro how poor are you?"
>>93394824Have you been to the spike?
>>93394808Yashin and DiPietro love him.
>>93394824there are a couple here but they are way out in the suburbs. dont know who wants to drive 30+ minutes for fast food.
>>93394824There is one in Vancouver
>>93394840Never heard of her
Quite a few clowns and jokers in /hoc/ today, any of you kids wanna drop the gloves and go a round or two?
>>93394810>Rask, empty net.so Berube pulls Binnington when it's tied, then Tuukka scores from his own end? or the puck gets flipped onto the bench and he knocks it in from there?
>>93394842And 9/10 people would’ve rather had louongo, chara and spezza instead
>>93394853She's a nice lady
>>93394859obviously the blose have a delayed penalty and pietrangelo takes a big clapper and rask manages to make a kick save and the rebound goes all the way into the empty net
>>93394867That's a man
>"c-can i have two b-bombston ticke- UH YEAH BRO GIVE ME TWO TICKETS TO THE ST. LOUIS BLUES VICTORY PARADE"
>>93394882could be, could be
>>93394863>keeping chris philips over charaYikes
>>93394867are those turds floating in those semen shakes?
>>93394867me on the right
>>93394867did he get vegana?
>>93394863milbury had personal issues with luongo. it wasnt going to work out in the long run anyway.
>>93394905How can you not tell those are obviously oreos or do you frequently make a poo in milk shakes?Is that normal behavior in whatever backwater flyover shithole you reside in?
>>93392181Awaiting the hour of Boston losingYour cup slips awayRaining bloodFrom a lacerated assBleeding its horrorCreating my structure now I shall reign in bloodBlues sweep tonight
>>93394896Islanders had chara if they never traded him for fucking yashin, and the pick used to draft spezza. Dumbass milbury traded him for gold
For me it's Farah Nasser
what are the best memes this final?
>>93394928well it's obviously an indian guy so I wouldn't be surprised if he's eating where he shits
>>93394963joe pavelski blood sacrifice
>>93394948As time goes by I've learned that "superstars" are all overhyped and hockey has been a deeply rooted team sport since day one
>>93394951would eat her pussy for sure
>>93394926Fucking retard anyway. Worst GM this team had, and that’s with fucking snow
>>93394948chara never became a good defender until he left the island. hard to say if he would have for sure improved if he stayed. he played 4 seasons there and didnt do anything.its a bad trade, yea, but chara wasnt exactly anything special when he was on the islanders.
>>933949672/10 would not bang
>>93394963Games and series being so fucking spread out that even if you manage to give a shit you'll forget about it by the time the next game happensFuck gary
>>93394887Lol, what a fuckin asshole. Hope he gets suplexed after disrespecting a guy and turning his back like that.
>>93394963it's definitely Rask destroying the >Finnish goaltending meme
>>93394967ayy>>93394974finalmeaning STL - Broons
>>93395010There is still time for >Finnish goaltending to rear it's head, Anon.
>>93394951So the hotness of nonwhites is how close they can get to white? I can jive with that
>>93394991That 2005-2006 senators team was underrated. He's a meme now but Chris Phillips was a dependable rock and so was Wade Redden
>>93395016>even ukraine says ayyyWow no wonder white people are going extinct
>>93394963Vegass and S***ks fans getting insanely assmad over their teams choking
>>93392317I can assure you that North Dakota is most definitely not Corona
>>93394951would love to give her some sex
>>93394979/hoc/ psychologically cooked AGAIN
>>93395036Who also was a former islanders pick jesus fuck
>>93392317>Colorado >Not Coorstop jej
>flyover humor betrays their unfathomable retardation
imagine being karson kuhlman>captain your dogs to a natty>win the cup replacing the absolute shitter that is david backes the following yearwew
Gonna go rub out a pre game 7 cum lads.
>>93395115hell yeah borther i cummed twice today so i stay cool during this playoff game. jackmaxx
>>93395115Doubt you are virale enough to make it 7 times before the game starts
>>93393158Take out your trash and post your gf's nudes
Is it weird that i dont like women in dresses?
>>93394981>being this betaSad!
>>93395073how was that a bad trade exactly? byran berard won the calder his first year on the islanders. the bigger "issue" they traded him to the laffs for basically nothing.
how long is your refractory period /hoc/?
>>93395184about an hour, including her making me dinner
>Eating pussy?! Disgusting!
Is randy posting all the soiboy images, lads?
>tfw i’m going to be watching Game 7 alone in my room because I have no friends
>>93395197only bluepilled men eat pussy
>>93395156>eating pussy for the pleasure of the woman and not for your own enjoymentOUCH!
>>93395205We're your friends, Anon.
>>93395221what hurt you?
>>93395205I'll be with you in spirit anon just make sure you have a beer opened for me
>>93395205i'll watch it with you bud
>>93395234>tfw not old enough to drink and no friends to buy beer for you
Are you team Jack or team Tanner?
>>93395205I'll be watching it in my livingroom by myself, nobody else cares about hockey in my house. I'm too shook to even post in the gamethreads
>>93395262Jesus you watch it with me in spirit then ill have a beer ready for your underage ass haha
Make a fuckin game thread
Would watch the game with my mom but she's been wigging out something fierce lately.
>>93394859Binningon pulled down 1 goal, Rask eng, blues score one before the end, making it a Rask gwg
>>93395288>90 minutes early
reminder that 8:20 is the correct time for puck drop
>>93395296tell her to stop being a crack whore
shall be watching the game with mom and pops
>>93395315Why don't you come over and give her a good dicking?
>>93395306Did I fucking stutter?
>>93395333because I don't want to touch that
>>93395333hard pass nice trips dough
anyone else just not care about the outcome? this has probably been one of the least hyped finals since maybe kings vs devils
>>93395347>>93395353Come on lad, it'll be your good deed for the day. Building treasures in heaven and all that jazz.
>>93395367>least hyped>he doesnt remember pittsburgh nashville
>>93395377that was a chance for the pens to 2peat, so it was somewhat hyped
>>93395367desu here to watch the last game of the year and shitpost
>>93395367Would rather the blues win just for those boston tears but yah honestly don't really care either way.It'll probably be a gay ass blowout by boston anyway.
>>93395400all of the hype has been redirected to niggerball
>>93395367it's been a good final though, only game 3 was shit
>>93395367this is the biggest game of the last 10 years fucking casual
Hurry up already stupid ice faggots
>>93395367b-but this is an epic rematch from 1970!
>>93395367kind of surprised they didnt try to push orr more. i guess zoomershits dont know who he is so gary has to get acts like lilnasx instead.
why is backes scratched?
>>93395522he's slow and ineffective, his replacement kuhlman had a great game 6
>>93395522cassidy doesnt want to mess around with the roster that won 6
HEY ASSHOLE YOU GOT TICKETS FOR 'ONIGHT?
>>93395522he's slow as balls and debrusk needs someone who can keep up on his wing
>it's about time to make a new thread
>>93395522Doubt Cassidy wants to risk unwanted penalties tonightHe has been an on-and-off healthy scratch several times this playoffs I'm pretty sure
>>93395676it takes effort to get this big
>>93395746does it? i imagine eating sugary shit and drinking soda all day while never even going for a walk must be pretty easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAHA4Jh5jkwpretty good song, lads
its 420 lmao
>>93395798God damn based
>go to instagram to check out insta thots>run into nothing but footslutsh-help
>>93395774yes that takes a lot of effort. ever just lay still for hours? it's pretty unbearable.
>not the neil diamond versionwew
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>>93395746You also had to have shitty parents who made you obsese as a kid to start.
>less than 40 minutes away>but 20 game preshow
>>93392317Ohio with Mike's lol what a shit state Literally not even beer how fucking dumb can you be
>>93395817neil diamond fucking suckst. red sox fan
>>93395837fug oh shid :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>93394245That is why no one will remember your name
Predictions?For me, it's 4-3 for the Blues
MAKE A FUKIN GAME THRED
>>93395933this but the opposite
>>93395933these whole ploffs have been a meme. this game is probably going to follow suit.
>have guitar lessons at 7>game will 4-0 by the time i get backshould i even bother turning it on?
last digit is number of OTs
post some great moments from the past year lads
>>93395961it's the biggest get of the year, how can that possibly be topped?
>>93395953>he doesn't know based gimifucking casual get off my spii
>>93395954playing my guitar rn lad. i wish i could go to lessons, i'm not very good
>>93396008just play for 3 hours a day every day for the next 6 months
>>93392317why didnt this thread turn into an autistic microbrew argument
>>93395946Would welcome a meme game 7 desu
*takes off ice skates**is 5’7*
>>93395961pixel placing autism was fun for that one week.
>>93396028i play a couple hours a day. i'm pretty good with chords (ncluding barres), and can play the rhythm of most songs i look up. but don't know shit about scales/lead literally at all. it's my own fault, i just don't know where to start with them.
>>93396073>HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKINGEvery time
/cric/ just called saying they’re on their way. You guys remembered to get those vegetarian snacks, right?
>>93396066>>93396008get lessons if you can, even if it's like once a month.also start piano asap, it'll help you learn everything about music theory since piano is the base.
>game about to start>starts raining and lose satellite signalWhy god? Why????
>>93396066>paying for lessons when everything you need to know is on youtube
>>93396102also, check out http://www.daveconservatoire.org/ and https://www.musictheory.net/
bit of mixed emotions lads. excited for game 7 but sad it's all over. :(
>>93396092I shit on the floor to make them feel at home
>>93396116>how to learn incorrectly 101
i remember when like 7 of us made that hockey rink together. was pretty based
>>93396123a lot of those were me desu >>93396146based rink bro
>>93396102>>93396131thanks buddy. maybe i'll pick up a cheap keyboard soon>>93396116i've heard that justinguitar is a good free service, i'ma check him out
does anyone remember me talking about a dead rabbit I saw a few weeks ago? probably not, but I wanted to post that it still hasn't been dealt with and has disintegrated into the ground. its metal af desu
>>93396146I removed like half of that giant Kingdom thing by myself desu
>>93396143this. eventually you'll plateau and won't be able to get any better.
see ya forever /hoc/ general, I'm out after tonight and offseason threads are universally cancer sooo...
Still was bloated today, lads. I don’t think it’s gas, possibly constipation. I just picked up some milk of magnesia, how quickly does it work?
>>93392948>Idaho hot>Rhode Island hotnigga, come to Arizona! now that's hot!!
>>93396171Justin is good, but i've been using Martys services alot. Easy to understand for me.
>>93396212bro you need to do a water fast for a day. it worked for me, you need to give your digestive system a rest and clear that shit out
>>93396208see you tomorrow (tonight)
>>93396208>not sticking around for the draft and free agent frenzy
i think i'm gonna pick up a guitar hobby in the offseason
>>93396212laxatives make you feel worse generally when you're bloatedt. feel that way often and have tried everything
>>93396212miralax worked wonders for me when i thought i was literally going to die of constipation one time. i had drank nothing but water for like a week and still nothing would budge until i got miralax. i was cleaned out within a day and a half.
last digit is how much the blues score
>>93396263Ya man and then you can bust it out at parties and imoress everyone
>same officials as game 6>5 on 3 PP confirmed first 5 minutes
>>93396235i'll check him out too, i think i've watched a song tutorial or two from him. thanks buddy
>>93396284t. bayer shill
>>93396263learning an instrument is a waste of time unless you plan on gigging regularly
>>93396297>board someone>proceed to shoot the puck into the crowdWTF REFS
>>93396311or maybe it's just fun ya simp diddly faggot
>>93396311not true pleb
>>93396311that's not true at all
>>93396326>>93395961That was such a fun night.
what are some good shoegaze songs?
>turn on NBC>they're playing some red carpet shitGreat..
>>93396341there are none
>>93396311having skills and hobbies is essential to your life not being boring as shit
next on cbc hometown hockey the inspiring tale of some injun who played hockey instead of getting drunk all day
>>93396341Whirr - Easehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY549BYeRNQso fucking good
>>93396272>>93396284Well, I’ll try it if it doesn’t get better by tomorrow. I almost never get constipated or bloating, but I’ve recently shifted my diet very radically
>tfw new coworker who wears tight colourful pants and has a fat ass is married
>>93396399>suicide>is clearly pushed
Jesus stl sold out 2 fucking stadiums just to watch the game on the megatron
>>93396301No problemo bro.
>>93396418you're saying a puppet doesn't have autonomy? I'm shocked
>>93396356shitposting is not a skill/hobby
>>93396437Would be fun to go to desu
>>93395961*record scratch**freeze frame*https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY5rztWa1TMYep, that's us. You're probably wondering how we got ourselves into this situation.
>>93396476Here you go la
>>93396458yes it is
>>93396437I wonder if Fenwayis doing that. That'd be really fun, especially since RedSox already played
>>93396483thanks, feel this should be updated to reflect their utter btfo'ing. will see what I can do
>>93396469Too bad i live an hour away and wouldnt be able to drive home cuz i would get completley wasted regardless of the outcome haha
>>93396437M8 there are like a million people in the greater toronto area watch the game at viewing parties. Hockey is not shit.
>>93396539Yeah there are like 800 white trash hicks in my little town that dont watch hockey soooooo
>>93396483KEK the absolute shame
>>93396479Forgot this even happened. What a terrible playoffs.
will you make a new /hoc/ or will it get mistaken for a gamethread?
>>93396579what is this new meme of naming game threads /hoc/?
>>93394791/hoc/ would unironically take any pussy it can get. Much less these fine specimens of femininity.
strims gg/t1tvlets go boys