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>the absolute STATE of French football
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>93389914
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCKING UBER EATS ONOHONOHOHOHOHOHONONONONON
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And what?
They give shekels for this shit even though no one give a fuck
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>>93389945
>UBER EATS

HAHAHAHAHAHAH LOSE WEIGHT
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hahaha
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>>93389945
uber eat my ass
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>>93389945
OH NOO NOO NOOOO
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>tfw uber eats driver
Literally who can stop us? First step Ligue 1, next step the world.
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I'm sad, no more /comfy/rama
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>>93389945
SEETHING
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>>93389967
Are you a pajeet? All uber eats people I've met have been indian.
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PART-TIME TAXI DRIVERS
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>>93389945
Cope
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>>93389914
Postmates BTFO
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>>93390013
Nah I'm an Irish Swedish mutt

>>93390019
It's the patrician job. I work when I want and I get to spit in vegans' food.
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Why yes, we interfere into Monaco's finances so that PSG has no rival and we create the most boring league in Europe
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>>93389914
Wait is this real?
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>>93390066
how are they doing it exactly?
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>>93390048
Cringe
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>go to local food court
>every other restaurant has meme delivery with uber eats
>shit skin drivers with huge ass green backpacks all over the place
>they are everywhere, talk loud, smell bad, and are rude
>they use the elevators and take all the space

I was with my mother going to get something to eat and when leaving the elevator I hear this fatass murmuring "slow people hurr I need to work".
Fuck these people and whoever had the brilliant idea of putting these niggers next to normal clients.
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>>93390024
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO???
FUCKING UBER EATS? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? GET US SOME SHIT LIKE LIGUE 1 TOTAL, LIGUE 1 KOENIGSEGG OR LIGUE 1 4CHAN BUT UBER FUCKING EATS? THAT'S RIGHT THAT THE CLUBS IN LIGUE 1 ALSO DELIVER SHITS LIKE THEM BUT COME ON THAT'S FUCKING EMBARASSING
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Thanks for making yet another garbage soccenigger thread on the exact same topic
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Überessen für Untermenschen.
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I'm having kfc with uber eats rn, there's a good one free burger for one bought
I never give tips
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This can't be real can it

There's no way there's going to be Uber Eats branding all around Ligue 1, right? Please no. We might become worse than the Americans
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>>93389955
frogs destroyed
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>>93390013
I'm indian and i work uber eats at night. albeit im a student atm and im indian-american
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>>93390122
It’s the same here with all the food delivery apps. Not just that but they ride their shitty bikes like maniacs and cause traffic accidents.
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>tfw no more comfyrama
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Lot of americans ITT, makes me wonder why...
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Thank god I'm a Dorftrottel who never even heard of this.
Fuck lazy city trannies with allergies out the ass.
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>>93390181
Ads is their official sport
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>>93390181
To laugh at fat europeans
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>>93390159
>might
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>tfw live in a small town and had to google what uber eats even is
>tfw no degenerates in my local area
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>>93390172
Same here, the worst part is they use old motorcycles with crappy engines that are loud and polluting. If you live in a relatively packed neighborhood you're constantly hearing them outside on the weekends.
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>>93390095
https://www.espn.com/soccer/news/story/_/id/1721743/seven-ligue-1-clubs-challenge-monaco-tax-deal
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>>93389955
HON HON HON!
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>>93389914
it's somehow ever worse putting the sponser at the end without a "presented by" or something. it sounds like the world's top flight eating league that way
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>>93390225
you wish
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Will Uber still be running in 2021?
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>mfw a frenchie was fat and lazy near me
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>>93390250
Hopefully they'll be delivering with drones instead of brown people by then.
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>charge the restaurant 30%
>charge you a $5 fee
>charge you a 15% service fee that doesn't even go to the driver
Who still uses Uber Eats anymore? What a scam.
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>>93390269
Fat people (I.e the french)
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>>93390213
how is it unfair? There are different tax systems in France and Monaco. They are both independent nations. They choose to play in the same league freely years ago. There is less tax in Spain than in Germany, is it also unfair if they play in the Champions League?
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>wc winner
>apparently french football is in a bad state

okay
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>using Uber Eats
>not using based thuisbezorgd.nl

Plebs
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>>93390323
this is America tier and you know it
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Coming soon: The Stanley Cup Verizon
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>>93390311
>Nerman went from LaLiga to the L'Uber Eats Ligue Un
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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tfw you live in the countryside and only have tasty self-made food all year
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>tfw no Uber here
They tried it for a year, but the (((cab driver))) lobby made it illegal

Who here /takeaway.com/ and /foodpanda/
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>mfw a francofat was near me
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>Ligue 1 Uber Eats
>It's real
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>>93390401
same, no uber here. Hopefully they force it through soon.
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>>93390401
>ordering food
Pleb
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>>93390401
it's literally the exact same thing albeit a little cheaper and with nicer cars, it's the same subhuman brown immigrants driving them 90% of the time because self respecting whites don't do such a meager job for chump change
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>>93390132
>LIGUE 1 4CHAN
underrated
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>>93390311
>>93390323
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>>93389914
maybe QSG will leave by then and we can become a real farmer league
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>do uber eats for the first time
>is a half hour late
>finally shows up
>guy forces his wife to run it up to the car
>she is in a burka
>she doesn't say a word and looks at the ground

It was really bizarre. Never ordering it again
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>>93390283
I don't get the joke. Everyone knows Americans are by far fatter than French people.
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HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>order Uber
>get raped
Surprised their reputation is good enough to be accepted by the marketing team of Ligue 1
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Was the real reason for the yellow vest riots due to another tax on Uber eats delivery?
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>>93390591
Every social interaction in Germany/Austria/Sweden is like that these days friend
Welcome to the club
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>93389914
Yikes.
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>>93390132
don't get worked into a shoot, pierre. the bait will never end.
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>France? more like Fatce
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>>93389914
Holy shit
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Isnt uber an american company?

How embarrassing it must be to have your league named after a company designed for fat americans
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>>93389914
AHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAAHHAHHAHA
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>>93390141
>I never give tips
The real French way
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>>93389914

AHEHAEHA OHOHOHO
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>LICK 1 UBER AIDS
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>>93390401

>delivering food

top zoomer
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>>93390375

looks very comfy hans
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What the hell is uber eat
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>>93390401
i honestly love how cabbies got completely btfo by uber. they have been due their turn for a long time.
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>>93391919
say you want mcdonalds or some other food that usually doesn't get delivered and you are too lazy, stoned or fat to leave the house you can get uber eats to deliver it to you for a fee (i'm not sure how much the fee is, i've never used it before).
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>>93389945
>They give shekels
form whom? for club owners and social aid(those who welcome migrants and make their stay comfortable -> attract more migrants) workers?

you will get not only ZERO of this money, but this money will be used to increase NGO founding and flow on migrants and their intergration and normalization in french society. In 20 years it will be completetly NORMAL to see them on streets everywhere in small towns, to see your cousing datin them because TWNETY YEARS AGO you were too lazy to care.
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>>93389914
Just fuck my shit up
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>>93391919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GLMmgmHdFE
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>>93391919
le chicken nuggets delivery service
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>>93392004
Based retard
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>>93389945
>w-we dont care
And so it begins
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For me, it’s Ligue 1 Minecraft Earth
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>>93392031
Video from the depths of hell
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>>93390539
>because self respecting whites don't do such a meager job for chump change
why do i keep seeing this, are white people not capable of competing the unskilled labor market?
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Just sad
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>>93392031
...Jesus
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>>93390136
t. handegg subhuman
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>>93392523
t. literal monkey
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>>93392199
That would be a way less embarraing name desu
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>>93389967

Inshallah brother.
We shall take the world.
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>>93389945
I would like a chocolate creppe susette with strawberries. Bring it before it cools off
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>>93392523
You are from brazil. You are a literal subhuman trying to converse with people.
Fuck off
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>>93391919
Based Italy doesn’t even need Uber eats
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lmao
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>>93390829
Austria as well? Fuuuck, guess only the Baltic guys stand.
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>>93389914
based
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>>93389914
I want some sushi now lads
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>>93390132
>LIGUE 1 4CHAN
audible kek
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VISIT RWANDA

VISIT VIETNAM

ANGRY BIRDS

BEANIE BABIES

>acting like daft sponsors are new
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>>93390132
well prepare for a long ride. just relax. it is just the beginning.
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>>93389914
Ill save this image for the next time euros come to shit on nfl threads complaining about advertising
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>>93389955
lmoa
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>>93389914
this is their worst defeat since Waterloo
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>>93391929
all cabbies are scum and they deserve that. fuck them
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>>93389914
>american football has too many commercials
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>>93390401
Im preetty sure cabbies chimped out about uber in every country it entered, they did here and theres still complaint here and there every once in a while but in most cases they lost, nowdays like half of uber drivers are former taxi drivers themselves
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>>93394216
COPE
O
P
E
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>>93394239
>>93394305
new worlders truly are the dumbest "people"
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>>93394216
When i was a kid i honestly believed there was a team named Vodafone
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>>93394324
This comment sponsored by UBER EATS -- get your meals delivered right to your home today!
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>>93389914
who's Uber?
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>>93390132
instant pasta, ty
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>>93390096
t. vegan
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>>93394324
just like the cabbies who bitch about uber then become uber drives, the old world becomes part of the new world. just accept that. you've been through the denial stage. now you are going through anger. acceptance is next.
stop being butthurt about us. just become us.
we won.
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>>93394355
this is american tier you fool. we don't have adbreaks like you retards have.

the premier league is Barclay's premier league, la liga is la liga Santander, serie a is serie a Tim

all this news does is expose how hurt you are by what europeans say lmao
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>>93394324
Look you dont have to like american football, but trying to rationalize it with the HURRR DURRR ADS BAD its fucking retarded, all profesional sports are advertising showcases thats how they make money, it Just so happens the pace of american football allows for more commercial breaks, big fucking deal its exactly the same as using the kits and pitch as billboards and selling the naming rights for leagues
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>>93389914
>in other news, the NFL will be renamed "Ronald McDonald's Dash n' Bash Hamburger Rush" for the 2019/2020 season following the conclusion of a naming rights deal
What kind of silly shit is this?
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>>93390132
>LIGUE 1 4CHAN
do it asian moot
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>>93392043
t. Nigger who thinks he’s equal to the superior white man
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>>93394416
ads all around the pitch and on the jerseys is not the same as adbreaks, nobody notices those ads but adbreaks are annoying. we don't have that.
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>>93394409
This message brought to you by the UBER EATS LIGUE 1! Enjoy fast delivery of all your favorite food!
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Uber eats? No idea.
We don't even care about food.
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>>93394462
>he thinks commentators say that

how cute
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>>93394442
They're really not that annoying. They're ignored just as much as the billboards. I'm a gridiron fan and any time ads come on, I just shitpost with the fellas on 4chan until I hear the game come back on.

Football has a planning and strategy element from coaches, so the breaks, if anything, just add to the suspense of the game. It really isn't an issue.
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>>93394442
Its Just the pacing of the game, fuck do you want to see the players hudling with their coach to discuss strategy when you cant see or hear whats going on? They sell those down times for revenue and then dont have to fuck up uniforms
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>>93394494
Just wanted to point out
Football > Soccer
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>>93394462
have sex
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>>93394494
French tv broadcasted the superbowl, there are no adbreaks when it is broadcasted on Frenchtv, we got replays, and they talk about the tacticts and stuff instead of showing ads for some dumb shit
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What does it eats?
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>>93394442
>adbreaks are annoying
Most streamers have ad breaks disabled if you're watching the game over the internet. Literally just a black screen until the game comes back. Even if you're watching an official broadcast, there are options to disable them. Or you can just ignore them and grab something to eat or chat with whoever you're hanging out with.

Like who the fuck even sits there watching ads?
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Hon hon, les uber eats!
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>>93390132
>LIGUE 1 4CHAN
it's 4channel now, sweaty
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>>93394533
you're a waste of my time
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>>93394550
>sweaty
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>>93394524
I guess its because the superbowl in france Just dosent pull the viewership ratings to sell all the ad space, so they have to fill it somehow
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>>93394554
You seem upset and you really have no reason to be. You think ad breaks are awful, and that's fine. I don't. I ignore them and the breaks in the game provide both suspense and a chance to chat with other people about the state of the game. There's literally nothing to be upset about because the ads/breaks have zero impact on how much I enjoy the game.
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>farmers now delivering straight to your home
Why are you making fun of them again? They're improving.
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>>93394614
>breaks in the game provide both suspense and a chance to chat with other people about the state of the game

This, playing couch coaching with your bros (or Just picturing scenarios if you are watching alone) during a time out is part of the viewing experience
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>>93390555
Kino
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>>93394511
different names for the same sport
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>>93390066
>Monaco
>PSG rival
>u wot m8

Lille and Lyon are the trve outsiders
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>>93394409
adbreaks during natural stoppages of the game aren't any worse than turning your players into billboards, surrounding your fields with flashing adverts, and naming your league after a sponsor.
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>>93389914
lmao
I'd have preferred they go all the way and give us a "Ligue 1 Monster" or a "Ligue 1 Onions". Brand sponsorship was a mistake.
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>>93389914
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>looks at Serie A
oh god, they're gonna come for us next
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>>93389914
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCKING UBER EATS ONOHONOHOHOHOHOHONONONONON
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>>93389914
>Endlessly capitulating money to hopefully one day crush taxis
>Now sponsoring league with PSG in it
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This is worse than naming a stadium "Smoothie King Center"
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>>93390048
>It's the patrician job. I work when I want and I get to spit in vegans' food.

pwning the vegans epic style xD
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>>93389945
UBER EATS BABY.
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>>93389914
Bundesliga Uber Alles when?
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>>93395113
kek
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>>93390132
Don't you mean Ligue 1 4channel? :)
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How do we rename it /sp/?
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>>93389914
>mfw a froggoclap was fat near me
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>>93390140
lmäo
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>>93395175
Front National
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>>93395175
the Renault Blues
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>>93389945
>Uber eats
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>>93389945
>no one gives a fuck
evidently you are wrong
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>>93389990
now it's Utter Shit
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>>93391929
I'm not trying to side with cabbies (they deserve to be shot down though i don't use them) but Uber were using some quite disgusting practices and the question of employee rights as well as privacy is important. Uber deserved more than a slap on the wrist. But hey, convience at all costs is king in this world
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>>93390401
Yeah same shit happened in NYC. Cabbies there literally need to pay a million dollars to get a taxi licence and now they don't even get business anymore cause of Uber lmao.
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>>93394594
newfag
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>>93389990
still for one year la
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>>93389955
O I AM LAFFIN
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>>93396471
Uber drivers in Manhattan are absolute dogshit though. Most live in NJ and Yonkers and are Muslim. I'll take a cab anyday.
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>>93390159
>We might become worse than the Americans
Might? M8 you've been worse than us for a while, now. Not even we stoop so low as to turn our players into walking billboards, nor would be dare name our leagues after sponsors. If the NFL became the Starbucks© NFL, it would be a laughing stock. Perfectly normal in Europe where you can have the Barclay's© Premier League, La Liga Santandar©, Skybet© EFL, etc. Don't forget to vote for the Heineken© Man of the Match after the Carabao© Cup Final!! That's the glass house you've been throwing your stones from all this time.
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>>93396739
>mfw Fly Emirates win the Uber Eats and Mbrappe wins the Heineken Man of the Match presented by McDonalds
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>>93396739
you're the same anglo shit.
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>>93396867
I'm not saying we don't have our share of corporate bullshit too. The overabundance of commercial breaks in football has made it so unwatchable to me it pushed me towards soccer. But I'm not going to pretend the lack of commercial breaks in soccer (which they're now trying to get around, so enjoy it while it lasts) makes the sport less corporate than American sports, when they make up for it by plastering ads on every conceivable space available, including the players and names of the leagues.
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>>93396739
Honestly, you're not wrong.
But that said, I do feel Americans draw far more attention to their sponsors than others. It's pretty apparent when you're watching an American stream in comparison to a Brit stream. You read ads at every other moment, every thing is not only "PRESENTED BY" something, but it's loudly mentioned on broadcast too. I find it much more jarring 2bh. You could watch a game of football and not notice a single ad (except the shirts and billboards), but American sports will have them read out to you and in some cases, literally taking up screen room for the broadcast
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>>93396980
you're saying stupid shit to cope with the fact it's even wores in the states, why it's always anglophone flags that need to bring the hate in those boards ? you realize doing so you're not better than muslims.
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>>93397168
My skin is white. That automatically makes me better than any Muslim.
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>>93396980
>not watching based redzone on Sundays with Scott Hanson

Anon... I...
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>>93397210
but your behaviour is the one of a nigger, why behave like the ones you hate ?
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>>93397136
>You could watch a game of football and not notice a single ad (except the shirts and billboards), but American sports will have them read out to you and in some cases, literally taking up screen room for the broadcast
Really? Because when I watch soccer I notice the constant crawl of ads on the sidelines. You've probably seen those AR ads they've projected onto the fields and sidelines too. However, it's likely you've learned to tune those out just like we don't really give much thought to the "presented by" BS.

>>93397168
Whatever you say, Abu-Jamal. Enjoy watching the Paris Fly Emirates© win Ligue 1 Uber Eats© for 15 years in a row.
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>>93397247
I like watching live sports. If I have to wait until the game's over so it can be edited down to the highlights, it's not worth me watching. I only have enough patience to allot to my alma mater's team.
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>>93397256
see, the very moment someone tries to speak with you you call him muslim nigger whatever, for fuck sake you anglophons are so insufferable that's astonish, but thx for being here and warn people to never visit your new babilonia countries.
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>>93389945
STFU surrender nigger.
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>>93389945
Uber Eats a baguette
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It makes sense actually and it's a genius move by Uber. France is the land of gastronomy after all.
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>>93397319
>you realize doing so you're not better than muslims.
>Whatever you say, Abu-Jamal.
>see, the very moment someone tries to speak with you you call him muslim nigger whatever
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>>93397462
indeed, the americano anglo culture is as hatefull as the muslim culture, reason why people in the world hate you both.
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>>93397252
Because I’m white. I can do what I want. This is my world, not yours, ape.
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>>93397578
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>>93397605
but if you were white you would behave like an educated guy, not a stupid nigger.
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>>93397654
what is that crap shit ? same asian animes ? this is what you're watching kid ? no wonder you sound so stupid.
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fuck you lot I love uber eats
just eat and deliveroo don't do maccies - essential hangover food
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>>93397670
And if you were a respectable human you wouldn’t be French. But that’s clearly not the case
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>>93390132
>LIGUE 1 4CHAN
What? Don't you mean 4channel?
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>>93397256
>Because when I watch soccer I notice the constant crawl of ads on the sideline
Yeah that's what I meant, no idea why I said "billboards", I meant the sideline boards, except those and the shirts, the advertising isn't really in your face. With American broadcasting, it largely is. That's a key different, Americans actively draw more attention to the advertisements and sponsors. They'll be read out and have fancy animations and everything
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>>93397956
>you're french therefore you can't be respectable, dab
lmao, you see, you're not better than a muslim you have the same speach.
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>>93390187
underrated
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>>93390132
>LIGUE 1 4CHAN
Send this to J-Moot immediately.
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>>93397319
Not an argument
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>>93398219
not an argument for what ? you behave like an hatefull muslim and yet you hate them, there is no logic even more when you say you're white and then should communicate with something else than meme asian pics or t.abdul "bants". or maybebthis is what the avergae anglophones became, a stupid human being that forget everything that made him relevant deacdes ago.
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>>93396578
fuck nyc cabbies. as a boomer i visited nyc ages ago before uber, needed a ride from manhattan to a hotel near jfk/jamaica and several of them just refused. they'd actually ask you where first before letting you in then say no and drive away. absolute fucking vermin. and it is too dark and they take off to fast before you can get the number/license plate. no such problems with uber. much cheaper too. this world is getting better.
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>>93398349
I accept your concession, dog.
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>>93398544
yeah, whatever, america is a lost cause after all
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>>93398574
Cope.
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>>93389945
should have been grinder eats for you fags
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>93389914
and I'm supposed to watch anything but the premier league, huh? fuck outta here. I quit american sports because of how plastic they are. feels good liking a soulful league.
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most the time when i order uber eats the driver is a woman. and theyre almost never cute.
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>dropping comfyrama for FUCKING UBER EATS
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>>93396739
>NBA G League
but yeah besides from that you're right m8yroo
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>>93390401
>(((cab driver)))
The old taxis cost more because they have higher standards and the drivers have rights and decent pay. You expect people to drop all that so you can get a cheaper ride? You're the one that deserves the ((())).
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>>93389945
Cope
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>The old taxis cost more because they have higher standards
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>>93394409
All those names are sort of respectable. La liga santander has alot of vowels actually pretty decent

Lig1 uber eats? Lmao
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For us? It's Liga 1 Shopee
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Liga 1 Firedog
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McRib Premier League
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Seriously...why wouldn't they just name it Ligue 1 Uber?
That would have been based
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>>93390132
Even the most corporate, plastic league in the US (NBA) is still just the “NBA”. This is a new level of selling out. This coming from an American.
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>>93405543
NBA is less corporatized than the NFL
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>>93396739
>Not even we stoop so low as to turn our players into walking billboards
You don't need it, because your sport is showing ads. Your biggest sporting event literally gathers people who wanna watch ads.
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>>93389914
>first they surrender their army
>then their borders
>>93389945
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST THEIR FUCKING LEAGUES HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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>>93390132
f-fuck... that's so sad, Pierre
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>>93405563
ya, as an american football fan, I find this french story funny, but I know its a matter of time before the NFL is the National Bud Light League
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>not calling it The 'Uber ligue 1'.
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>>93394594
it feels like summer
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>>93405593
ERA
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>>93390507
?
we have uber eats where i am but yea no uber
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this is the future for all other leagues
next up is La Liga Google Maps
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Fucking hell the french have managed to out-America us
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>uber has never made a profit
>pulls shit like this
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>>93394324
you can't even talk shit when it's NFL Verizon

you can't even talk shit when it's NFL Walt Disney Company

you can only talk shit when it's NFL Pornhub Mossad
lmfao
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Can't even get Uber eats where i live.
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>>93389914
lmao
soccer is so fucking gay
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>>93389945
this man uber eats muslim asshole
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You guys watching NBA FedEX Finals later?
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>>93406378
At least you can watch their league r-right?
please watch their league
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>>93389914
its a troll, right?
...right?
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>Runs back to Ligue 1 Uber Eats
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>letting a strange boon from another town deliver food to you at your front door
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kek
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>>93393369
seething europoor, go back to leddshit ya snowbulbasaur
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for me, it's Domino's Ligue 2
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Hubert Mange Un Ligue
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based
everyone loves uber eats
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>>93406591
I don’t
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>>93406591
didn't know what it was till I heard this news, based thing desu. shame I live in a village and I can't use uber eats tho
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>>93406326
its the amazon tactic, spending shitloads of money to make people dependent of their service and at some advantageous point cashing in on these people
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>>93407994
shouldnt this be the point of uber eats?
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>>93401434
t. taxigger. you faggots are complete scum and I'm glad uber/lyft are literally ruining your lives.
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Uber eats league 1
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>Starting from 2020, the ball of the match will be brought on the lawn by an uber eats deliverer.
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HONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHONHON
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>>93389914
Je suis heureux je suis du premier monde
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>>93389945
Uber eats my smegma, Ousmane.
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>mfw imagining french announcers going "uber eats" with their accents every week now
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i dont get the mocking , how is this different from Jupiler pro league or Red Bull leipzig ?
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>>93409155
its pronounced pretty much the same tho

no weird r, h, th etc
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>>93408941
in the long term yes, its only for big cities for now
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>>93409155
ligue 1 euh beurre ritz
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>>93390048
>claims to be snow/potato nigger mutt
>brags about being lazy about choosing working hours
>and jokes about using body fluids/waste to taint products of paying customers (hipster otherkin fagoot vegans, but still)
>both of these traits are proud shitskin traditions

Come on Sanjeev, you're not fooling anyone you street shitting neanderthal.
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>>93409044
this bit has to be satire
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OH NO NO NO
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>>93409155

"Ligue 1 Ubah Autes"
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>>93410855
kek
It will be kino
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Not even Americans would do this to NHL, NFL, MLB
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And we thought being a farmer league was bad.
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You can't make this shit up senpai
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If I was agent for Thailand's 4th best goalie prospect I'd probably advise him to stay away from "Ligue 1 Uber Eats".

It's almost like French want to kill their domestic FC's prestige.
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>>93398004
The only reason you don't think your ads are in your face is because you're used to them.
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>>93389945
>le no one le gives a le shiet muah
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finally the farmers can play divegrass, raise food, and delivery food to us
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from farmer's league to farm-to-table league
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>>93410988
hmm, let's make a comparison.
>A 90 minunte game that last 90 minutes with a maximum 5 minutes ot and 15 minutes break. You get to see 4-5 commercials on a strip along the edges of the field, you can actually ignore it because it doesn't take even 10% of the screen,
> your standard 4 quarters with 12 or 15 minutes a quarter game where it actually lasts between 2.5-3 hours, including 15 minutes break and time outs where you get a minute of commercials in your face.
So a 105 minute game against a 63-75 minute game prolonged to a 150 minute one riddled with ads.
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>>93389914
>Cavani gets today's Ligue 1 Uber Eats delivery of the day with that beautiful cross to Mbappe
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>>93410988
No, I literally compared watching the same sport but on an American broadcast and a Brit broadcast
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>>93389945

LE UBER EATS SNAILS AND FROGS WITH HARD BREAD
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>>93411910
you compared a sport with ad breaks (handegg) to a sport with shirt sponsors and blinking ads around the field (not handegg)

>>93411195
you can't respond to an assertion that other people who aren't accustomed to your ads find them jarring by saying "I don't find it jarring"
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>>93410855
>american sports are too commercialized unlike proud france hon hon hon

lmfao, imagine selling out your entire league(which no one even watches in the first place) to fucking Uber Eats.
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>>93412047
i can't be bothered with this conversation much longer it's too boring desu
american ads are more in your face, you can see it on the difference in the broadcasts of the same sport. You can also see it in American sports where ads are constantly read out and drawn attention to with fancy animations and screen estate.
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>Go to cheap sushi restaurant 1 hour before closing to get some quick food
>They dont take orders because they are busy with the delivery service orders
fuck delivery slaves
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>>93389914
Talk about a farmer's league!
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>>93394670
kek
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at least i know what uber eats is. i still have no idea what conforama or whatever is.
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>>93417828
french ikea
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>>93389945
I Uber Eats your mom
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>>93410855
>>93389914
Holy shit this is embarrassing!
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>>93389914
>flag
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>>93389914
> it's real
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>>93389945
uber eats on this sossage eh honhonhon
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>>93411348
jej, not bad

>>93412110
yeah but at least we can still watch our sports without having 5+ ads on the screen
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>>93389914
replying in an iconic thread

UBER EATS, NIGGA LMAOOOOOO
LE ABSOLUTE STATE
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For me, it’s Domino’s Ligue 2
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>>93394310
Paco here is right, here in JYC though they convinced the mayor to shut down new applications to Uber and Lyft and now they’re planning to make it permanent.

Uber and Lyft fixed problems the taxis had for decades in a few months yet the government is so beholden to the (((taxi owners))) that they are willing to make our lives miserable again for a buck.
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>uber
>fucking
>EATS



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