>AGGGGHHHHH HELP ME FIRAS>taps to strikestheres your goat bro
>>93387556So you're abandoning the steroid argument then? Because that's what we were discussing before you moved the goalposts.
>khabib building schools>dustin building playgrounds>conor building sloppy fat lines in his iphone who was the bad guy again
Is it true that r/mma streams got taken down because of Schaub?
>>93387786McNuggets is building houses for the homeless but sure bro uhhhh wrestling gyms and playgrounds are more important than having a home
>>93387936Conor can change the bum life of all of ireland. I’d like to see him retire quietly to his home as a king to live out the rest of his days training Conor Jr for his inevitable face off with Tiger Schaub for world supremacy.
Ali is a fucking attentionwhoring clown
>>93387786absolute state of you
>>93387936>wins the third round and the story of the fight against Khabib>shows he's a charitable Christian soul Conor wins the rematch, the trilogy, the story, the legacy and the holy war.
Porier was visibly SHOOK at press conference today
They will sing songs about Conor Mcgregor for centuries.
>>93388037It's 100% going to be used for Somalis and the like within a year.
anyone not named jon jones is absolutely a can
>>93388243Actually, we put refugees in abandoned holiday campshttps://www.independent.ie/breaking-news/irish-news/more-than-140-people-living-in-direct-provision-for-over-seven-years-38029742.html
>>93387978I don't think they're going to be in the same weight class, my dude. Tiber's dad is 6'4", Conber is 5'5".
>>93387297>no proofHoly based and upvoted my good sir, our boy GSP is just as natty as Romero and Costa
>>93387936>>93388037oh shit I forgot about thatsorry based gooby keep sipping that lean
>>93388286>Tiber's dad is 6'4"
>>93388288Yes he is, when you eventually learn the ways of heem you'll find yourself on team GSP (PBUH)
>>93388342more like learn the ways of decision lmao
youthful goobs is back
>>93388488he's looking more chad than usual
>>93388488brehs...... Is..... Is motivated conor back?
Did you guys know that Jones is a closet homosexual? Oh wait woah well I can't PROVE he sucked my dick yesterday, I just know he's homosexual. I just really feel like he's gay.
>>93388003Ali is terrified that Tony is going to fuck up Khabib, he belittles Tony at every opportunity.
>>93388537He could be as motivated as he's every been, inject so many stem cells that he de-ages a decade and clean himself up completely. He'd still get fucked up by anyone in the top five.
Here's a question that you won't be able to answer:What does more buys:Conor/Nate 3or Conor/GSPorConor/Khabib 2?
Look at me I'm not watching the next cardGot nothing better to watch
Oh yeah! Oh Dana! Give it to me! Oh my God! Give it to me Dana! Give it to me harder! Oh Dana! Yes! Yes!
Your thoughts on Liz Carmouche vs. Valentina Shevchenko 2 headlining?
Based Khabib signalling a Tony Ferguson fight instead of more Conor fuckery.
cope harder please, probably a (ex)woodley fan
Prime (Current} Askren Wrestlefucks GSP.
>>93388962T. meegan olivi
>Ahead of one of the most highly anticipated match ups of the year, lightweight champion Khabib Nurmagomedov and interim champion Dustin Poirier will take part in a press conference in central London to discuss their upcoming title bout. What the actual fuck>3 months before event in London>highly anticipated Fight Nights US matchupGoof and his new daddies losing it? Bending this hard for abdula market? Can't wait for Beiber and Logan Paul to destroy this shit.
>>93388317Every time I see pictures of athletes their is different. It's like everyone there is lying about everything. Isn't it officials who measure their height and reach?
>>93386958You sound like a rabid wwe fan. I watch fights cause I want to see good fighters not ebin personalities.
>>93388247He's right you know
>>93387936With 100 million he should have solved hunger in a small coastal state instead of buying his 10th rolls royce
https://www.instagram.com/p/ByiWEQRFdb8/dillon's boxing... his stance... southpaw... the """speed""" with wich he throws... hahahahahHahhhahaHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHHAHAHAgod i hope he gets ko'd
>Volkanovski becomes featherweight champ>CejudoVsVolkanovski for FW beltDon't mind me. Just being based.
Reem wins the rematch
>>93389213I am normally turned on by women getting KO'd. But I'm not turned on by this particular example of Evil Eye getting KO'd. Why? Because it was particularly brutal? No. I just don't like her personality. I dislike it so much that I cannot even get turned on by watching her get the consciousness knocked out of her.
Bald (Clean Shaven) form Cowboy heems Tony
>>93389285Just like how new, Dad Cowboy heems Tony?
It is irresponsible for parents to let their kids watch them fight,I get nervous when I put a bet on a fight. Think how nervous the kids must get whilst watching papa get KO'd.
>>93389285Dad Cowboy heems Tony 10/10 times in rd3
is he the best comedian of our era?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc4kfoG3yis
colby "chaos" covington
>>93389213Here I go AGAIIIIAAAAIIIIAAAN
>>93389345If only he had a chance of getting to rd3.
>>93389340Tony confirmed best parent in the UFC.
>>93389345Oh a hunnit persent he had an eagles eye viewl my guy
>>93389340Bisbong's family seemed to handle it well, albeit with minor frustration.
>>93389178I agree with him in a way.It's not that you have to be Conor. But if you WANT to be Conor, but fail and generally arouse little interest, then it looks bad and is dislikeable.And Poirier would like to be Conor. But he isn't.
>>93389373Khabib loses if he underestimates Poirier and decides to box him for more than 2 rounds. Khabib loses if Poirier gets lucky and discovers a weakpoint in that massive chin. In all other situations, Khabib wrestlefucks Poirier until DP's wife can no longer look him in the eye.
>>93389345One hunnit pecent but I disagree. He is a b-beast of a fighter but Dony is monster
>>93389348After Showtime AND Cawlmedy Center? Damn big brown is getting that paper, b.
>>93389340I respect your opinion, but vehemently disagree.
>No disrespect my man but he's going to take you down a hunnit percentThawlts?https://twitter.com/btbshowtime/status/1133093306961879040
God look at the size of her milkers I’m so fucking jealous of Rory fuuuuck
what does heem mean?
>>93389399That's because the stress of having a giant, banterbrit dad makes everything else easy.
>>93389348You ruined my day posting this. How does he keep getting work?
>>93389455i understand why homie dont wanna fight no more when he is already getting slapped around by those bad boys all night
>>93389455I was there just a few days ago.
>>93389455>https://twitter.com/btbshowtime/status/1133093306961879040he has the p4p most beautiful wife in mma
>>93389455She is such a cutie. I hope Rory wins and retire. It's better to devote your life to your family than trying to get cte for money
>>93389451>You need for him to be in deep waters like Al did>Dustin says he doesn't and can win early>Oh agreed my man I agree for sureWhy is he always so fickle?
>>93389455One hunnit percent i agree but i disagree my man. Dustin's wife has p4p best milkers in all of mma
>>93389451>there two blemishes>oh he's gonna bring up Tibau>he doesntSchaub is honestly just so fucking stupid lads
>>93389598they are fake tho
>>93389571gosh i wouldn't even be able to cum on ONE of 14yo KK's titties if i so tried
>>93389642I don't think they are fake. I think she had plastic surgery to correct her titties after she had a child
>this kills highly anticipated khabitch fightI'm so proud of /heem/ bros.
>>93389642look like some standard hangers to me
>>93389455I want to have procreative sex with a church gf too
>>93389348Who will be the first to bring up the reviews on fight companion? Eddie?
Was this the greatest unJUST in history?
>>93389702100% it's gonna be Rogan
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-chaos-with-brendan-schaub-josh-wolf-brad-williams-preacher-lawson-tickets-62861171456Pretty good deal
>>93387516Brendan Schaub simply did not have what it takes to be a successful UFC fighter
>>93389725That'd be (you)
>>93389725Wow this has actually filled me with hope. We are BACK https://youtu.be/uB1D9wWxd2w
I hope Rory retires after this fight for his own benefit.
porier will pull out
>>93389766Then it's the Tony/Khabib fight everyone wanted. Ferguson has already started training. I'd rather Tony not fight on foreign soil, since it's going to be really fucking hot, but that could affect Khabib just as much.
>>93389689>657 strikes, 1 KO/TKO>52 takedowns, 3 submissions of world known wraslers Gooby, MJ & Shalorus>dodge WW and elite wraslers for GSP and paper legacy>"fighting" dustbin poorier who ain't even a drawl
>>93389740I think Joe forced him out of the fight game too quickly. Brendan would do alright in current era HW if he just made sure to stay away from francis. He heems Tai Bummivasa any day
>>93389816>Brendan would do alright in current era HWROFL
>>93389348Who is Estonia's best MMA prospect?
Do you respect Dana White?
>>93389816>He heems Tai Bummivasa any dayExcept Tai has a chin. He'd spark Brendan out. And god forbid someone like Ngannou used Brendan to climb to the top, Shaub would be a fucking vegetable.
>>93389876fuck that faggotYANG GANG
>>93389816Nah his chin was glass. He’d get rocked by most jabs at HW these days
>>93389876I acknowledge that aggression, hubris and lying can be a way to do effective business. I'm not sure that counts as respect.
>>93389702They won't address it. Rogan doesn't want to talk about it.>>93389725Probably. Never seen something like. >>93389766Tony will be there to replace him. He has already declared it
>>93389740No shit, he folded after every big punch he took to the dome.
>>93389816Quality bait, you got a few.
>>93389847Unironically, Alik Tseiko was our best prospect since he had good wrestling backround. But he was exposed pretty early on. https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Alik-Tseiko-61018
Yoel vs Costa will be FOTY
Big Brown heems literally every single person at heavyweight atm. He will drop DCuck like he dropped Cro Cuck
Brendan fighting in the UFC again is the biggest thing that could possibly happen in the heavyweight division.
What is the lowest division that can go against a heavyweight and win?
>>93389995Welterweight t.Hunt got heem'd by Manhoef
>>93389946That's OK you have such a small population.
>>93390016this, Conor was a WW when he fought HW Diaz
>>93390041That's not what I said
bros...... why did JRE stop? Was Kevin Pee the one to finally break Joe? I wish Eddie had his own podcast, then I would never have to watch JRE ever again in my life
>>93390078>watching JRE in the first place
>>93389455she's pregnant you retards
>>93389995Whittaker could probably beat Blaydes, if conditions were perfect.
>>93390124Where do you think you are?
>>93389373Damn Porier is closer in size to Khabib than I thought. Khabib will probably have to double down on the tiramisu before this fight.
>>93390127Yeah if Blaydes fights with one hand tied behind his back and sprains his ankle
>>93389995welterweight. Khabib can not cut so much and go up and wrestlefuck some top 10 bum from HW.
Tony would beat Werdum
>>93389373Dustin looks shook sadly
>>93390078I don't like television I like to read. I'm currently reading this.
Cejudo would take down any top heavyweight boxer.
imagine how much /heem/ would pick up if schaub announced a rematch against travis browne, or a fight against anyone in the UFC
>>93390203This. He would merk Anthony Joshua
>>93390223no one cares coral
colby covington hasn't fought in a year.
>>93390163Tony himself said he would fight a heavyweight because he used to wrestle with super heavy guys
>>93390253because Snoozeman is ducking him
>>93390270It makes sense even khabib outwrestles DC
>>93389801wha-what are you talking about? the fans want to see the Conor rematch and that’s what we will bringing to the fans ya goof!
>>93390286Khabib is 200+lbs outside of fight week so being able to compete with Daniel Fattitier is understandable
>>93390253cause he's a coward faking injuries
>>93390335i get what you're saying. it takes a high iq individual to cut to 155 from over 200 pounds: you don't sustain much damage in fights and you remain undefeated while earning at least as much if not more money
>>93390078Joe was at UFC Chicago a few days ago and has been touring his comedy this week. There's going to be a JRE tonight.
>>93389348This was actually pretty good. If he focuses his stand up on his shortcomings as an MMA fighter, he might actually have a shot at this comedy thing.
>>93390163Werdum would get ankle picked and submitted after being spoon fed elbows
>>93390376how is it possible to cut so much weight without dying? is he on life support right before they wheel him in to do the weight in
>>93390385I was surprised at how much the audience laughed. I didn't even smile but they were in hysterics.
Why did Tony lie about being 200lbs? What was the point? Tony Ferguson the type of guy to pretend to be a cutbabby
>>93390410he had seizures before fighting gooby so he will be forced to go up to WW soon. He cannot possibly sustain his Tiramisu diet and keep making LW
>>93389995Tony heems any in the top 10
>>93390417henry weighed 155 against tj, these guys are animals in there.
>>93390412I think I only found it funny because I just found the whole Travis Browne beatdown funny in general.
>>93389995Rumble fought at WW, MW, LHW and HW
>>93390417He literally is.We'll never know the intricacies of Tony's mind
>>93390470Who did he fight at HW?
>>93390417>An autist attempting to use numbers to convince people he is bigger than he really isAre you really surprised? Tony is just based
Tony's book when
Nevermind Henry weighed 146 pounds against TJ:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7-yBjLL0fQSays it in his answer to the second question.Henry's laugh and face are perfect for a troll movie villain.
>>93390410Pretty much. He had seizure, his kidneys stopped working, etc. His weight recovery is one of his best abilities. I heard there are different weight ins rules in wrestling so maybe that's why he couldn't achieve anything there.>>93390417He did it (weighted over 200lb) two times to expose khabib. He said about it in one of his interview the german muzzie posted to prove the opposite.He was wasn't a big ww too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re_pDHCkTwY>the hardest guy you'll ever fight is the guy from one weight class below youIs uncle Chael on to something?
why does duckbib want to fight a 40 year old middleweight GSP but not usman or any wrestler at 170? does he really think George will go down to 155 only because this fat muslim cunt doesn’t want to go up?
>>93390514>Chael moving up from a long stint at mw to lhw and defeating JonesHe is telling the truth
>>93390579Because Khabib is a cutbabby
How does Tony do at welterweight? Does he beat anyone in the top 5?
>>93390579if he can get hospitalised and still refuse to stop cutbabbying then it's safe to say that he is just far too scared to ever ever go up and face actual wrestlers like Usman, Colby, Woodley, Askren etcHe could at LEAST go up and fight toilet till or wonderboy
Is it normal for college wrestlers to shit on gold medalists? Or is this kid just doing it because he himself trains under Frankie Edgar?
You're at the club when this guy ankle picks your gfWhat do you do?
>>93390618Kamaru Usman - Tony winsTyron Woodley - Tony winsColby Covington- Tony winsRafael Dos Anjos- Tony wonJorge Masvidal- Tony winsBen Askren- Tony loses
>>93390618>TKOs flushed Woodley>Already beat RDA once>TKOs Masvidal>Subs Askren
>>93390675G&P her ass, tf she thinks shes doing pissing this nigga Tony off
>>93390618Usman and Colby would be a tough night out because they can better match his pace than anyone at LW. Woodley might sleep him but then again might get picked apart as well. RDA might be another close fight but I think Tony has improved more from their first fight. He'd embarrass Masvidal, Till, Ponz, Edwards etc
how come guys like Hunt and Tuivasa can take all these hard punches and kicks for their careers but can't run a 500 calorie deficit for a decent amount of weeks?
>>93390658Das Jades Bro?
>>93390727Didn't you hear Joe talking about andy ruiz? Fat is like body armour bro and protects from punchesTai is just ahead of the game
>>93390727every overweight fighter is a heartlet, it shows in their fights
>>93390618The problem is we haven't seen modern Tony at 170 so we don't really know how good he is. I would bet on him against anyone at ww tho. He is fucking great now and at ww he would be even stronger.>>93390727They are naturally very big. The lowest they can go is lhw and it's a burden to cut weight for them. The real problem is neither of them developed a suiting training routine for them. Hunt is naturally pretty talented but Tai is obviously lacking it even tho Australians are shilling him
https://www.mmafighting.com/2019/5/24/18635617/amanda-ribas-usada-suspension-ufc-emily-whitmire>”I was very upset at first because I’m a clean fighter,” Ribas told MMA Fighting. “I competed in an Olympic sport, judo, so I was always clean. I was training at American Top Team when they told me I had failed a doping testlol
now this is what I call based
>>93390818because virtue signaling matters most
>>93390818this is pure reddit tier cringe
took the belts from coker the absolute madman
>>93390818she knows if zhang wins she'll have a better chance
>>93388789out of only those 3 probably conor /gsp then conor/khabib then conor nate
>>93390818This is Jon go get some fans tier.
>>93390883will the ufc sign him some day?
>>93390755Joe's a fucking idiot. Fat is a counterweight, it adds impact to looping punches if you know how to use it. This is how DC heemed Stipe when Ngannou couldn't.
>>93390930>Conor/GSP>making money with the McNuggets audienceif nate btfos pettis then the money is in Conor/Nate 3, I don't see how Khabib/Conor 2 could top the first one's money after Conor got so soundly fucked up in the first fight
>only three fights in the ufc>1 top 10 win over the number 7 Tecia >khabib tier padded record>gets a title shotMandrade gonna beat her up so bad, weak leg kicks and meme spinning body kicks won't work when she gets touched by a hook. Also>asians in western mma organizations
>>93391020>Conor got so soundly fucked up in the first fightHe won the third round retard
>>93390818>character matters most>she's dating a violent thug
>>93391080He won rounds the same way Al won rounds - Khabib was practising his boxing because he knew he had the win.
>>93391033isn't it on a chinese fight night card? no one is going to watch it
>>93391103Cringe mental gymnastics
>>93390930I was thinkingGSPNateKhabib
>>93391103>Al won roundsbro it was 50-44
>>93391033Lots of blood in that webm. I didn't catch that fight .
Is Weili Zhang the lass who had the WOW guy in her corner?
>>93391103>Le Khabib was just practicing his boxing memeNao problem mate yeh???? Nao fooken problemI suppose he was just practicing his boxing with Barboza, RDA, Pat Healy, Abel Trujillo, Gleison Tibau, Ali Bagov, Shamil Abdulkerimov, Ramazan Kurbanismailov and Magomed Magomedov, yeah?????
Sup guys, I’ve been on a boat doing research for my PhD for the last 4 years so I haven’t been able to follow MMA. My 3 favorite fighters of all time are Ryan Jimmo, Tim Hague, and Josh Samman.How are my guys doing? Are they champions yet lol?
>>93391033Tecia is legit
>>93391209Conor and Al are cans though.
>>93391215yeah my guy they won the Dada GP
>>93391279What’s that? Also, what about that Kimbo nigga? Dude wasn’t the best fighter, but he seemed like a good guy. Hope he’s doing well for himself.
>>93391189Weili cut Aguilar in the first minute with an elbow and got a sub win a couple of minutes later>>93391226She also looked like trash in the Zhang fight
Moicano/KZDecent fight. Moicano wins.Font/Lineker.Decent fight. I was surprised Lineker lost to that goof Sandhagen. I guess he wins this fight.Barberena/Brown.Okay fight. Don't know who wins.Di Chirico/HollandDecent. Think a precise Di Chirico wins this against a careless HollandIge/Aguilar.Okay. Aguilar wins after his amazing performace against the very good Barzola. At least I think it was him. Top contender!Pena/WimanIt's Wiman's first card in many years. Filthy lifelongs will know him. Okay fight. Pena wins.Crowder/RozenstruikI'm guessing Rozen is a beast who KO's crowder. Saying that, Crowder "survived" Hardy, so maybe he has a chance.Winn/SilvaDC's douchebag teammate. It'll be fun to see how he does.Ewell/dos SantosEwell is doing pretty badly if I recall correctly, so I give this to Santos.Not a bad card in all.
Will there be women on the abu dhabi card? Will there be alcohol?
How could an all-powerful, all-loving God allow Dana White to exist?
>>93391360No women, in case they are executed. There will be booze, guaranteed, because everyone over there is the definition of hypocrite.
>>93391356Forgot Lee/De La Rosa.Will be breaking out the lotion for that fight.
EM EM AYMixed Martial Arts. Fighting. Combat. Sports.
>>93391360Muslims respect women too much to allow them to fight.
>>93391380Dana White is God
>>93391356it's not that bad but it's a bunch of so so fights with the headliner being so so too, though it could be a bangerLooking forward to some of them
>>93391380Dana White is a micromanaging weasel who keeps contradicting himself, fucking everything up and ducking criticism while condemning others. If he didn't look like a giant dwarf with a polished head, he'd be just like God.
>>93391356i am only putting this on to see my tuf boy wiman fight again. I will be promptly switching over to BKFC as soon as he is finished. maybe i will be able to catch the kz fight. Gay card, most of this could have been on the undercard of a numbered card. Talent is being stretched so thin with such a high rate of events being put on.
Here's your main event, bro.
>>93391200Yeah, that was funny as hell
>>93391477Is this photoshopped?
>>93391468Wiman hasn’t fought in 5 years, m8. He’s gonna get smashed.
The only thing cringeier than h8ing on Dana is coming to /heem/ to h8 on Dana. You know where you belong.
>>93391539You aren't a UFC fan if you don't hate Dana.
Bet the fucking rent on Barberena.
>>93391539>muh Internet turf warCringe. It’s 90% the same posters and you faggots all know it.
>>93391496Nope, a bunch of top 10 ranked fighters will be under these two orcs in the card. Google it.
>>93391568he is a turbocan going nowhere except CTE city
>>93391579i'd say it's probably 60% but ye most fags just lie
>>93391477Based. Hardy is /ourguy/
>>93391497I just want to see luis penis get heemed so badly, out of every single fighter. Wiman will come back as a MUNSTER and split decision him so Dana has the excuse to cut the ginger cunt
>>93391608I already did, what a fucking shitshow. I can't think of a worse main event.
there's no such thing as the story of the fightthe person who gets their hand raised won period that's itstop spamming your shitty memes you won't get this over like you did "cazzie"
>>93391656Okay but Conor still won the third round and the war.
>>93391656Rounds, Battles, Decisions, Wars, and Stories are all legitimate things to win.
>>93391641Hardy has John Jones' personality except he's really stupid. If he had 1/1000th of Jones' talent, that could make up for it, but he doesn't.I don't know why they are pushing him, he'll get slaughtered the second he tests the top 15.
>>93391610Nope, he's the undisputed champ. If you weren't a fucking casual you'd see how much he's improved over the last year.
>>93391687At least that fight won't be in slow motion.
>>93391739I'm disputing it right now
>>93391684getting the last punch in on khabib teammate before getting separed by security doesn't mean he won the warkhabib called him out for two years called him a chicken said he'd smash him make him humble take his belt and make him quit, and he did exactly that. conor got his ass beat. look at his social media numbers now, nobody gives a shit about that has been anymore he didn't win the war.
>>93391623I mean, pretty much everyone uses reddit for something. Even if it’s just checking one subreddit on one particular topic, and never posting. I check the Path of Exile reddit. Don’t have an account, never posted, but it’s by far the best source for PoE news.Don’t get the hate, really. Sure, a lot of subreddits are cringey as fuck and full of spergs, but the site is undeniably useful. Far as I’m concerned, if you use reddit at all (and we know people here did for streams all the time), you’re a fucking faggot if you pull the “muh reddit” bullshit.
>>93391756You couldn't dispute your way out of a cardboard bag.
>>93391778You don't make bags from cardboard.
>>93391762Truth. I go to Amsterdam a lot, they had this Irish pub in De Wallen, they had a Conor McGregor sandwich. Had a sign for it in the window. When I was there last November, they didn’t have it anymore.Gooby is irrelevant.
>>93391790And they don't make cans out of flesh yet here you are.
>and the third round goes to.......I will never concede that Khabib is the GOAT LW until he stops ducking the rematch and actually manages to win the third round against Conor. I highly doubt he could.
>>93391739His last win was against Ellenberger who lost his last 4 fights and retired. Face it, he's just another can to crush
>>93391790You can make a bag out of anything if you’re patient enough.
>>93391776It's a long story, most faggots who say "gb2reddit" don't actually even know why people dislike reddit. It's just memers, people used to say it more sparsely, but like with most memes, like wojak, pepe, retards just pick up on it and run it into the ground. They don't know what they're saying or why, they just say it because others do and probably used to browse reddit themselves. You can tell it's always the newfags saying that shit, it's low effort, some of them will probably respond to this post
>>93391656Its all for marketing so they can write positive stories for the winner and loser. We're in the WME era and every talking head is going be a neo-Joe now and constantly attest to munster status.
>>93391844conor is scared of losing again and being multiple fights away from a khabib rematch that's why he isn't fighting anyone elsemark my words conors next opponent will be khabib next year, he'll hold out for the rematch
>>93391832i went into this same place when i was in amsterdamA guy who worked there noticed my irish accent and pretended he was irish too. He said he grew up with conor mcgregor. he obviously was dutch and i don't think he ever met gooby. i left without getting anything
Which one of you faggots keeps making this thread >>>/o/20944044
>>93391877Yup. I figure it’s mostly kids coming over from other sites thinking that shit is “board culture” (by the way, you’re a huge faggot if you use that term, too) here. Sad state of things here, it’s all just low content shitposting now. If people actually posted content and discussed shit here, reddit would be irrelevant, but they don’t, so everyone just uses reddit for everything that’s not just shitposting.
>>93391980they do the same thing on /fit/ for years
>>93391961Yeah, it’s the place on Warmoestraat just off of De Wallen. I think I’ve only eaten there once or twice in all my years of going to Amsterdam. Just thought it was funny how fast they jumped off the Gooby train.
>>93391980 >bruddahhopefully no one here
>>93391980Not me but based buddeh poster
Picks for MacDonald vs Gracie?
>Jones on the shelf during Rumble's entire top run>miraculously returns the second Rumble retiresReally makes one ponder.
*blocks Dustin's wife's path*
>>93391947Khabib just called Conor a bitch in the press conference and confirmed that Conor won't be one of his contracted fights. They'd have to offer him a ton of money to bring him to the table, and it won't happen as soon as next year.
>>93392246>Crumble>ever beating BonesI thought you rumbleshitters had quit after that absolutely fucking pathetic showing against DC
>>93392267his wife has bigger arms
wowWHY are we not talking about this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glgWRHRn8Ig
>>93392333>muh mma mathJoneslets confirmed brainlets.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1jWTvk8qZkWHAT DOES THIS LADS
i got 300 bitches like im sosa ho
>>93392480How fat is AJ now? 300 lbs?
>>93392411where's the black dick references?
I would heem every here
Would Ngannou vs Rumble be a shit fight?
*erases DJ's legacy with just two fights*based
>>93392710how'd your shit end up on the plate?
>>93392757Depends on whether you like seeing Ngannou comatosing people or not.
>>93392757Someone would get their fucking teeth knocked out.
>>93392267>>93392795She's got big tits when you think about it
Gracie is heeming MacDonald Friday.
>>93392896I've given it some thought and I'm inclined to agree
>>93392710what the fuck is thatmeat and melted cheese on a plate?please explain americabro
Eddie said theres a high level ufc broadcaster (former champion) who is big into flat earth stuff. It has to be rashad, right? The only other one I could think of is bisping.
>>93392962kyriakos heems ngannou
>>93393108>implying it isn't clearly Dom
>>93393067It's fried chicken and tomato sauce you pleb
>>93393178https://youtu.be/Xc-pyiGUly8?t=130evans is clearly woke on the agenda though
>>93392793It's delicious>>93392901Whiter than you muhammed>>93393067Garlic sauce, bbq sauce, hot sauce on top of boneless chicken wings from a gas station, I eat this every day after work while on the shitter and drink 6 beers too this is my ritual and I enjoy it
>>93393108Its probably both. Theyve both been heemd to bolivian over the years its not hard to imagine their brains arent scrambled enough to believe that.
>>93393108eddie straight up lies just to keep his shitty theories alive. it's an act at this point or a persona he does for the rogan podcast
>>93392901the absolute state of this megamind looking goof
*gets wobbled during the staredown*
Why doesn't Schaub release an album?
Presser live buds?
Why is this thread so dead?
>>93393935surreal image a little
guys I'm 2-2 in my promos to Diamond in League, please wish me a swift heeming of the enemy
Why is there so many manlets in mma? not just the competitors but the fanbase, its like 95 percent manlets
>>93393861heem in general is dead. most of the good posters migrated to the heem discord, driven off by spammy and the rest of the autistic personalities
>>93394001>league of legends in 2019fucking boomers.
>>93393935is this the chad pose?
>>93394021We need twitchy to bring us salvation and restore the natural order.
>>93394021Link to the discord or else
>>93394006Muh little guy beats the big guy with ancient Chinese secrets complex
>>93389373the chins tell the whole story. Dustin finna get slept
https://www.instagram.com/p/ByndxE8gKqd/Who is your favorite current champion?
>>93389373damn Khabib looks shook bet the house on Dustin
>>93394006Manlets are angery that no one takes them seriously, so they like to larp as martial artists.
>>93394021Luke is an idiot, he got upset I said Masvidal wasn't a small welterweight and that he's huge next to Poirier. To which he replied Poirier is a former featherweight. Who then looked massive next to Holloway who in his words was "twice the size of Aldo"
>>93390804Pick Tony's nut hair out of your teeth you cuck faggot
>>93393188>bitching about belt theft>stole his last win
>>93393188Danis will retire from MMA 1-3
>>93389373Dustin has enough of a chance that I'll be putting money on him as he will undoubtedly be a 5to1 underdog
Last chance. Link me to the discord.
>>93394280right here buddy*does nothing*
>>93394030It's the most popular game in the world flam. But that's okay, you don't have to like it.
>>93394137Valbong is that you pal?>>93394280Got a spam email? I can send you a link there. It's closed invite so I don't want spammy or the other spergs getting a hold of the link.
>>93394352how do you know the canadian isn’t a sperg?the whole discord is stupid. what’s the point
>>93394341/heem/ is a wow classic general buddy
>>93394352Are they not best friends?
It's 1 AM on a Thursday, regular crowd shuffles in.
I’m making the next thread.
>>93394438You can filter out spergs which is nice. Even if he were, he'd just get kicked in short order. It's nice to have a place where 30-35 truly knowledgeable fans actively post quality stuff about a sport we all love. >>93394473Who are you then?
>>93394508I'll allow it.Favourite female fighter?
lukas have i told you lately that i love you
>>93394508make it tony themed
This is about as well put togethet as you'll ever see me get, short of photoshop trying to help. Clean shaven and just having got a hair cut. I miss having a working AC in my car.
>>93393935why are his pants so tight?
>>93394616when you're 35 years old and a bloodyelbow janitor it can be tough
Explain what happened here
>>93394662toothpick musta fell out
>>93394662They were getting ready for the showtime kick but bendo thought he was closer to the cage so he fell down instead of jumping off it with her foot touch
>>93394803Conor numba 1 missin
>>93394803I literally don’t care about any of their opinions. Brett O is a good reporter.
Schaub and Callen discussing Cejudo's win and future,https://youtu.be/7UY9lhFg1r0
wake up jonesit's only just begun
>>93392480>fatumm, nigga are you retarded?
>>93388317>>93389165Ngannou is standing on the curb.
>>93390124Does that mean her tits aren't big? stupid fucking idiot
>>93388781Gooby easily heems Gaethje
>>93395014he's easily the greatest stylistic threat to Jones we've ever seen
Do you think Maycee Barber has potential?
>>93395068That'd be me, just wait like 3 years
what's the next great ufc fight?
>>93391033jesus christ this chink is gonna get murdered
>>93391033USADA will stop this fight.
>>93395127askren vs masdival
>>93395157Imagine being a female fighter that gets absolutely destroyed by Andrade in a match and then after you go to her room and submit sexually to her, that'll be pretty fucking weird wouldn't it? hahaha
>>93394803Dustin should be above Ferguson.
>>93395090Only if she keeps winning
>>93389642Deffo not fake look through her Instagram
>>93394803Get rid of Jones, DC, and Tony. They all cheat to win
>>93387556Everyone knew it was a fluke, they also knew GSP was gonna heem serra.
>>93393188lmao @ dildo danis, such a mcnuggets fanboy.
>>93394803DC too high
>>93393188What a pathetic tryhard. He wants to be McGregor so bad, it's pathetic. At least when Conor grabbed Aldo's belt, Aldo was actually there and Conor was going to fight him.
>>93394662This whole fight was staged.
>>933931884chan : Danis, Colby, FabReddit : everyone else
>>93395102no spic, that'd be me... wait 6 months
>>93395230Imagine her pegging you... that would be even more weird, wouldn't it?
>>93395380what did dan benderson have to gain from it though
>for me it's jiu jitsu thots
>>93395429i'm thinking with a couple of more wins he's making a nice solid /ourguy/ case
>>933948031. Jones2. Khabib3. Demetrius johnson (robbed against cejudo)4. Cormier5. Whittaker / FergusonEveryone can agree Jones is the #1 and most likely the G.O.A.T fighter. 2nd i would place khabib being undefeated and never being rocked/in danger and winning dominantly in all his bouts. 3rd for me is mightymouse, if dana didn't tell judges to gift cejudo, he'd continue his longest streak and retire with it. Cormier 4th for obvious reasons and then 5th and beyond is a mixup. I cannot believe they put henry cejudo as 4th on that espn list, absolutely disgusting and no one should take their opinion on anything seriously ever again. The guy who got knocked out and then gifted a decision against mightymouse is #4? what a joke. Ferguson is the only person who can challenge khabib, rest of the bums should know their place and fight each other.
Janny janny is a trannyTried to give anon a bannyAlways looks like total slobWill never hold a real jobEveryday wakes up at noonCloistered in a filthy roomCum rags strewn across the floorsNext to piss jars that he storesWill delete a few threads soonTo make up for his lack of poonHis dad angers, his mother criesAn eternal failure in their eyesDeletes threads he doesn’t likeSince his boss is a kikeAnd the worst thing about him, can’t you see?Janny does the job for free
>>93395440He's still part of a highlight reel years later. We're referencing him even now. Keeps him relevant for a long time, even if he was on the losing end.
>>93395454>Everyone can agree Jones is the #1 and most likely the G.O.A.T fighter.>has to cheat in a 1v1 competition lol no
>>93395039He might kill someone with one punch now that he's bodybuilding. Jones would have beat him though.
>>93395454I assume this is just for the ufc? Because JBJ ducked Dillon
It's over, Khabib.
>>93395443you have some serious fever on our women huh bro
>>93395490>le have zero personality man
>>93395444>Needs a fighter to win to be "our guy"so american
>>93395454dj refused to fight tj/move up them the breaks kid
>>93395447she's not even worried about the chink, she knows she'll maul her
>>93395506Everyone does, they're appeal is inversely proportional to your men.
>>93395506of the 12 girls i've fugged 9 were brazilian
>>93395487jones ducked dillon danis? what are you talking about? Putting the GOAT in the same sentence as some random wrestler who dicksucks conor for relevance.
>>93395539How can cejudo be anywhere on the top 10 p4p list? he got completely smashed by mightymouse and then they had to commit daylight robbery to ensure mightymouse doesn't continue. Cejudo isn't half the fighter mightymouse is.
>>93395544she just got robbed at gunpoint how could a chinese woman scare her
>>93395562Dana for the love of god make Khabib vs Tony actually happen
>>93395417Your kind already had a chance with Bumstafsson, get out of the way Hans...
>>93395586first of all those lists are based on who officially won not who you feel should have won
>>93395562Fucking guy gets more kino by the second.
>>93395599and you believe danis has any chance in hell against jones? Any top 5 welterweight heems danis in ufc fight and grappling match, nevermind the GOAT jones.
>>93394803Habib, Henry, DJ, and peahead do not belong on this list
>>93395598ferguson gayche is the fight the people want.
>>93395467Name 1 win on Tony's record better than Max. Or Eddie. Or Gaethje.>B-But muh epin 12 fight win streak!Beating a bunch of cans in consecutive order isn't impressive.I truly loathe dumb fucking Tony cucks. And the best part is you won't even give me a legitimate answer because you KNOW you're wrong. You'll just try to meme your way out of it. It makes my job much easier.
>>93395604So the list is a sham basically? Got it. Someone needs to remind that angry manlet how johnson made him his bitch. Mightymouse is the goat in his division.
>>93395630he literally has a better resume than Khabib
>>93395620Lmao ok 235er
>>93395598It looks like Khabib is the one who is going to make it happen. He stated in the press conference that Tony Ferguson and GSP are the two fighters his legacy needs. Khabib actually has the pull to get this done. It sounds like he fucking smeshed the UFC in contract negotiations just by refusing to budge.
>>93395630hahaha cool post have a (you) bro
>>93395644>being this delusionalkek
>>93395630Your job is watching Dustin getting humiliated in September, then watching Tony completely outperform him in the next lightweight title defence.
>>93395647Weaponized autism > pisslam.
>>93395638Remind me when I mentioned Khabib in that entire post. I'll save you some time. I didn't. Why are Tony cucks SO infatuated with Khabib? We were discussing Dustin and Tony and you brought Khabib up out of nowhere. Quite sad honestly. Imagine letting someone you hate so desperately occupy so much room in your noggin rent free.
>>93395685I don't understand the comment. Dana isn't autistic, he's a sociopath. If you mean Tony, then sure, whatever, I was talking about whether the fight happens.
>>93395653You’re embarrassing yourself.
>>93395692>Why are Tony cucks SO infatuated with Khabib?Because he's the only interesting matchup out there, the rest of the roster is trash.
>>93395698It’ll happen and The Fear will win.
>>93395673Wait so Tony will fight Dustin after Dustin loses to Khabib? Ok yeah I agree with that. Tony will probably continue to duck Khabib at any and all costs.
>>93395634so cejudo lost to the p4p #1 guy MM twice going by your criteria, then cejudo is #2 p4p
>>93395715TFerg vs Gaycheese would be pretty gud
>>93395728Your reading comprehension is really bad.
Down syndromed http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/89938312/#89941094
>>93395740Tsperg by corner stoppage.
thoughts on valerie's bum twitchy
>>93395740I hope Gaethje gets the Conor fight, Tony gets Kaboob
>>93395740Not really. There would be lots of blood and grinning and shit like that, but there's only one way it'll end.
>>93395741He’s a down syndromed little bitchhttp://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/92247641/
>Cowdad faggots STILL seethinglel, also loved khabib admitting he was a cutbabby at the presser
Gaycheese has no business fighting Tony
is Khabib vs Pooer a more compelling fight then Conor vs Khabib cuz Pooer is more dangerous with his inside boxing?
HOKUS POKUS LUKAS
>>93395770Why, isn't Gaethje ranked no.4 or something?
fucking jackass has me awake at 2:20 in the morning..........................
>>93395777Poirer has better jujitsu and isn’t an annoying faggot like Conor.
>>93395766Oh and there he is. My number one fan. You are just OBSESSED, aren't you? I own all the capacity inside your headspace. As soon as I post you reply within minutes. Get. A. Life.
>>93395769>im not big at 170cutbabby af
Mr. Bone at HW heems:Double CuckmierStipeMgaumbuJunior dos Candos
>>93395733I never said MM is #1 overall ,only in his division. I've already listed my P4P #1 here >>93395454Johnson may be third but that doesn't mean cejudo is 4th or even top 10.
Imagine if Dana won't give a title shot after 13 strait wins in ufc
>>93395777Conor's a fucking mess these days, he was nowhere near where he should have been in the Khabib fight. Poirier's clearest advantage over him is strength and conditioning. Not being a counter-striker and not having that karate stance is also better for fighting a wrestler.
would u lick her armpit
>>93395854Conor has been a coked out piece of shit for the past 2 years
>>93395830Didn't cokehead already say he was too afraid to fight Stipe because he was a bad matchup or something? And then DC moved up and heemed him?
>>93395820lmao if pooer subs khabib i'll give you a million kekels
https://www.jordanbpeterson.com/podcast/s2-e11-a-conversation-with-joe-rogan-part-one/@01:02:11>... so if the tide of political perception is that it's a good progressive thing to have trans-women competing in the UFC - I shouldn't say the UFC because that'll never happen ...oh. my. god. joe said trannies will never compete in the UFC. This is dana white and women fighters all over again! where's a journo when you need them?!?!
>>93395852Dana is afraid Tony will kill his whole family someday, can't give a guy like that the belt
>>93395864Yuck no it's too dirty
>>93395830He beats cormier at heavyweight but it will be tougher than his previous two fights and cormier does have a better chance at winning but unlikely overall. Jones against stipe is 65-35 in favor of jones, jones doesn't have the reach/height advantage, stipe is an excellent accurate striker and also good ground game/defense. It's jones fight IQ that will make him win this fight. Magumbu vs jones can only go one way or the other, he Shadow realms jones or jones wins a decision. JDS is flushed, give him a break.
>>93395467Ferguson is wild and durable but p4p#1 is supposed to be based on skill. Poiriers boxing has become phenomenal.
lukas i'm driving down to munich when i wake up and i'm punching you in the throat lmfao goodnight
>>93395854>>93395865He isn’t fighting midgets at FW either.
>>93395865was he ever not? it's just starting to catch up with him b
>>93395864yeah, i doubt it was even sweaty
>>93395852Two things should stop him: 1: Tony Ferguson has blown up in popularity, and the UFC and ESPN track that shit religiously. 2: Khabib seems determined to fight him, and Khabib has a lot of pull. 3: Khabib won't fight Conor, and Conor doesn't have a real fight left in him anyway.But we must never underestimate the retardation of Dana White. If GSP goes for the title, that would fuck things up for Ferguson.
>>93395875I failed to specify that Poirer has better jujitsu than McGregor.
>>93395673I feel like Tony could do more damage but he's still losing a decision to Khabib. This idea that he completely outclasses and shuts down Khabibs game seems to come from hope.
>spammy is talking to himself again
>>93395830>>93395867Stipe would fucking destroy him.
>>93395885Actual good analysis by a bong, are you Dan Hardy?
>>93395758Gaycheese gassing and getting KO'd? Agree,
Ferguson has to fight for the belt after khabib vs dustin. Anything else and ufc is a complete joke and someone needs to egg that bald headed white maltesar dana.
>>93395852>13Lmao who else can he beat in the division? Gaethje? No. Cowboy in the rematch? No. Conor? Fuck no.
>>93395905Link the post not the thread.
u now realize pavel fedotov and antenna shevchenko are married
>>93395911Habib is a faggot gonna dodge anyone except pea head and mcnuggets.
Schevchenko is a bum
>>93395931>The guy that got beat by the guy he beat twice will beat himNah
>>93395888P4P means best fighter. Durability and wildness counts towards your effecticeness, before the UFC matured the best fighters relied on it. This argument is academic, anyway, Tony far outskills Poirier.
>>93395801obviously looking at the ranks it might make some sense, but it's just unfair, any fight for Tony that isn't for the belt is unfair
>>93395947Pure delusion. Watch the Cowboy fight again. Dominated with spinning elbows until the tough guy wasn't so tough anymore.
>>93395939It's a bad business move. It's fallen through 4 times already. It will inevitably fuck the UFC over a fifth time.
>>93395864No, but I'd fuck her right in the pussy if you catch my drift.
Let the Bean make the thread.
>>93395864I would do anything for brapper, not a pit though
>>93395922I meant Tony would outperform Poirier, which is a given.Tony beats Khabib through doctor stoppage, or he loses. He has to basically cut Khabib's face off before round 5.
>>93395932kek no but i appreciate the comment.
>>93396001Not the thread
>>93395947Tony is bigger than McNuggets and far superior all-around.
Mault uh czar? Peach of a vocabulary bee.
>>93395951lemme guess, the guys loaded?
>>93395915ferrshurrree mcgregor has monster submissions my guy
>>93395982How? That's just the fanboy coming out.
>>93395992The fight needs to happen, one way or another. Khabib's my boy but i want to see the fight vs Tony, it's the only competitive one, i don't think poirier will win, he has a punchers chance but that's about it. I can see tony winning on points against khabib split decision.
>>93396077>How?Because it's not a boxing match.
>>93396045He doesn’t and we are fortunate to not have to deal with his mup da doo didda they’re fookin after me lucky charms bullshit.
>>93395600kek id heem you into bolivian
>>93396106yeah of course he doesn't so why are you saying "pooer's jujitsu is better than conor's" like that means something b like wuturwevndoinheer?
>>93395951do you thing hes heemd both shev sisters in the vag>
>>93395951Holy shit, it's true. You think he's had them both at the same time? He's had to have.
>>93396160the fucked up part is i'm pretty sure he's been their lifelong trainer since they were like children or some shit i could be wrong tho
>>93396218Not fucked up in the shithole they come from.
>>93395630The only strike that landed was that lucky mid-height headkick, so all that your little clip there shows is that El Cucuy has an adamantium chin, otherworldly defensive instincts and cool rolls.
>>93395630>>93396241Oh and also it was the MetroPCS sign.
>>93396218yeah it happens all the time in sports... martials arts especially because the head trainers can make a cult like atmosphere... pat barry/rose looks pretty bad too. desu Im surprised no ones said anything
>>93396305>pat barry/rose looks pretty bad too. desu Im surprised no ones said anythingLoads of people have said something, it's creepy as fuck. He met her when she was really young, and he openly talks about bullying her for "psychological conditioning" in training camps.She doesn't do interviews unless he's looming behind her like a rapey uncle.
>>93396345bretty woke post
>>93396345i feel for her, remember her saying she was molested as a child too...
>>93396403Yeah, it's made her into a perfect abuse/control victim and predatory people notice that shit.
>>93396452tfw will never prey upon her whipped dog personality and pressure her into having reluctant tearful sex with youJust permaheem me
>>93396804just go train with lloyd irvin and youll eventually have ur chance to groom a misguided youth for sex