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>AGGGGHHHHH HELP ME FIRAS
>taps to strikes
theres your goat bro
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3rd
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>>93387556
So you're abandoning the steroid argument then? Because that's what we were discussing before you moved the goalposts.
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waterwedoinhere
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>khabib building schools
>dustin building playgrounds
>conor building sloppy fat lines in his iphone

who was the bad guy again
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Is it true that r/mma streams got taken down because of Schaub?
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>>93387815
no
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>>93387786
McNuggets is building houses for the homeless but sure bro uhhhh wrestling gyms and playgrounds are more important than having a home
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>>93387936
Conor can change the bum life of all of ireland. I’d like to see him retire quietly to his home as a king to live out the rest of his days training Conor Jr for his inevitable face off with Tiger Schaub for world supremacy.
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Ali is a fucking attentionwhoring clown
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>>93387786
absolute state of you
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>>93387936
>wins the third round and the story of the fight against Khabib
>shows he's a charitable Christian soul
Conor wins the rematch, the trilogy, the story, the legacy and the holy war.
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Porier was visibly SHOOK at press conference today
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They will sing songs about Conor Mcgregor for centuries.
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>>93388037
It's 100% going to be used for Somalis and the like within a year.
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anyone not named jon jones is absolutely a can
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>>93388243
Actually, we put refugees in abandoned holiday camps

https://www.independent.ie/breaking-news/irish-news/more-than-140-people-living-in-direct-provision-for-over-seven-years-38029742.html
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>>93387978
I don't think they're going to be in the same weight class, my dude. Tiber's dad is 6'4", Conber is 5'5".
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>>93387297
>no proof
Holy based and upvoted my good sir, our boy GSP is just as natty as Romero and Costa
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>>93387936
>>93388037
oh shit I forgot about that

sorry based gooby keep sipping that lean
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>>93388286
>Tiber's dad is 6'4"
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>>93388288
Yes he is, when you eventually learn the ways of heem you'll find yourself on team GSP (PBUH)
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>>93388342
more like learn the ways of decision lmao
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youthful goobs is back
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>>93388488
he's looking more chad than usual
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>>93388488
brehs...... Is..... Is motivated conor back?
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Did you guys know that Jones is a closet homosexual? Oh wait woah well I can't PROVE he sucked my dick yesterday, I just know he's homosexual. I just really feel like he's gay.
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>>93388003
Ali is terrified that Tony is going to fuck up Khabib, he belittles Tony at every opportunity.
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>>93388537
He could be as motivated as he's every been, inject so many stem cells that he de-ages a decade and clean himself up completely. He'd still get fucked up by anyone in the top five.
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Here's a question that you won't be able to answer:

What does more buys:
Conor/Nate 3
or
Conor/GSP
or
Conor/Khabib 2?
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>>93388789
Conor/Floyd 2.
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Look at me I'm not watching the next card

Got nothing better to watch
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>>93388815
True
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Oh yeah! Oh Dana! Give it to me! Oh my God! Give it to me Dana! Give it to me harder! Oh Dana! Yes! Yes!
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Your thoughts on Liz Carmouche vs. Valentina Shevchenko 2 headlining?
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Based Khabib signalling a Tony Ferguson fight instead of more Conor fuckery.
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cope harder please, probably a (ex)woodley fan
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Prime (Current} Askren Wrestlefucks GSP.
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>>93388962
T. meegan olivi
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>Ahead of one of the most highly anticipated match ups of the year, lightweight champion Khabib Nurmagomedov and interim champion Dustin Poirier will take part in a press conference in central London to discuss their upcoming title bout.
What the actual fuck
>3 months before event in London
>highly anticipated Fight Nights US matchup
Goof and his new daddies losing it? Bending this hard for abdula market? Can't wait for Beiber and Logan Paul to destroy this shit.
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>>93388317
Every time I see pictures of athletes their is different. It's like everyone there is lying about everything. Isn't it officials who measure their height and reach?
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>>93386958
You sound like a rabid wwe fan. I watch fights cause I want to see good fighters not ebin personalities.
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>>93388247
He's right you know
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>>93387936
With 100 million he should have solved hunger in a small coastal state instead of buying his 10th rolls royce
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https://www.instagram.com/p/ByiWEQRFdb8/

dillon's boxing... his stance... southpaw... the """speed""" with wich he throws... hahahahahHahhhahaHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA OH NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHHAHAHA

god i hope he gets ko'd
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>Volkanovski becomes featherweight champ
>CejudoVsVolkanovski for FW belt

Don't mind me. Just being based.
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>>93388247
100% right
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Reem wins the rematch
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>>93389213
I am normally turned on by women getting KO'd. But I'm not turned on by this particular example of Evil Eye getting KO'd. Why? Because it was particularly brutal? No. I just don't like her personality. I dislike it so much that I cannot even get turned on by watching her get the consciousness knocked out of her.
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Bald (Clean Shaven) form Cowboy heems Tony
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>>93389285
Just like how new, Dad Cowboy heems Tony?
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>>93389256
Hipporeem bless
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It is irresponsible for parents to let their kids watch them fight,
I get nervous when I put a bet on a fight. Think how nervous the kids must get whilst watching papa get KO'd.
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>>93389285
Dad Cowboy heems Tony 10/10 times in rd3
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is he the best comedian of our era?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rc4kfoG3yis
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colby "chaos" covington
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>>93389213
Here I go AGAIIIIAAAAIIIIAAAN
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>>93389345
If only he had a chance of getting to rd3.
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thawlts?
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>>93389340
Tony confirmed best parent in the UFC.
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>>93389256
early stoppage
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>>93389345
Oh a hunnit persent he had an eagles eye viewl my guy
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>>93389340
Bisbong's family seemed to handle it well, albeit with minor frustration.
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>>93389178
I agree with him in a way.

It's not that you have to be Conor. But if you WANT to be Conor, but fail and generally arouse little interest, then it looks bad and is dislikeable.
And Poirier would like to be Conor. But he isn't.
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>>93389373
Khabib loses if he underestimates Poirier and decides to box him for more than 2 rounds. Khabib loses if Poirier gets lucky and discovers a weakpoint in that massive chin. In all other situations, Khabib wrestlefucks Poirier until DP's wife can no longer look him in the eye.
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>>93389345
One hunnit pecent but I disagree. He is a b-beast of a fighter but Dony is monster
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>>93389348
After Showtime AND Cawlmedy Center? Damn big brown is getting that paper, b.
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>>93389340
I respect your opinion, but vehemently disagree.
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>No disrespect my man but he's going to take you down a hunnit percent

Thawlts?

https://twitter.com/btbshowtime/status/1133093306961879040
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God look at the size of her milkers I’m so fucking jealous of Rory fuuuuck
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what does heem mean?
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>>93389399
That's because the stress of having a giant, banterbrit dad makes everything else easy.
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>>93389348
You ruined my day posting this. How does he keep getting work?
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>>93389455
i understand why homie dont wanna fight no more when he is already getting slapped around by those bad boys all night
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>>93389455
I was there just a few days ago.
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>>93389464
High
Entensity
Enterval
Maining
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>>93389455
>https://twitter.com/btbshowtime/status/1133093306961879040

he has the p4p most beautiful wife in mma
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https://youtu.be/1XGHcUOBIvs
Dana
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>>93389455
gat DAM
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>>93389464
Here
Everyone
Enjoys
MILKTRUCKS
>>93389455
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>>93389455
She is such a cutie. I hope Rory wins and retire. It's better to devote your life to your family than trying to get cte for money
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>>93389451
>You need for him to be in deep waters like Al did
>Dustin says he doesn't and can win early
>Oh agreed my man I agree for sure

Why is he always so fickle?
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>>93389455
One hunnit percent i agree but i disagree my man. Dustin's wife has p4p best milkers in all of mma
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>>93389451
>there two blemishes
>oh he's gonna bring up Tibau
>he doesnt
Schaub is honestly just so fucking stupid lads
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>>93389598

they are fake tho
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>>93389571
gosh i wouldn't even be able to cum on ONE of 14yo KK's titties if i so tried
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>>93389642
I don't think they are fake. I think she had plastic surgery to correct her titties after she had a child
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>this kills highly anticipated khabitch fight
I'm so proud of /heem/ bros.
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>>93389678
Moron
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>>93389642
look like some standard hangers to me
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>>93389455
I want to have procreative sex with a church gf too
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>>93389348
Who will be the first to bring up the reviews on fight companion? Eddie?
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Was this the greatest unJUST in history?
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>>93389702
100% it's gonna be Rogan
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https://www.eventbrite.com/e/comedy-chaos-with-brendan-schaub-josh-wolf-brad-williams-preacher-lawson-tickets-62861171456

Pretty good deal
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>>93387516
Brendan Schaub simply did not have what it takes to be a successful UFC fighter
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>>93389725
That'd be (you)
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>>93389725
jebus christ
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>>93389725
Wow this has actually filled me with hope. We are BACK
https://youtu.be/uB1D9wWxd2w
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I hope Rory retires after this fight for his own benefit.
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porier will pull out
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>>93389766
Then it's the Tony/Khabib fight everyone wanted. Ferguson has already started training. I'd rather Tony not fight on foreign soil, since it's going to be really fucking hot, but that could affect Khabib just as much.
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>>93389689
>657 strikes, 1 KO/TKO
>52 takedowns, 3 submissions of world known wraslers Gooby, MJ & Shalorus
>dodge WW and elite wraslers for GSP and paper legacy
>"fighting" dustbin poorier who ain't even a drawl
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>>93389740
I think Joe forced him out of the fight game too quickly. Brendan would do alright in current era HW if he just made sure to stay away from francis. He heems Tai Bummivasa any day
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>>93389816
>Brendan would do alright in current era HW
ROFL
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>>93389348
Who is Estonia's best MMA prospect?
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Do you respect Dana White?
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>>93389816
>He heems Tai Bummivasa any day

Except Tai has a chin. He'd spark Brendan out. And god forbid someone like Ngannou used Brendan to climb to the top, Shaub would be a fucking vegetable.
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>>93389876
fuck that faggot
YANG GANG
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>>93389816
Nah his chin was glass. He’d get rocked by most jabs at HW these days
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>>93389876
I acknowledge that aggression, hubris and lying can be a way to do effective business. I'm not sure that counts as respect.
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>>93389702
They won't address it. Rogan doesn't want to talk about it.
>>93389725
Probably. Never seen something like.
>>93389766
Tony will be there to replace him. He has already declared it
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>>93389740
No shit, he folded after every big punch he took to the dome.
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>>93389816
Quality bait, you got a few.
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>>93389847
Unironically, Alik Tseiko was our best prospect since he had good wrestling backround. But he was exposed pretty early on.

https://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Alik-Tseiko-61018
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Yoel vs Costa will be FOTY
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Big Brown heems literally every single person at heavyweight atm.
He will drop DCuck like he dropped Cro Cuck
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Brendan fighting in the UFC again is the biggest thing that could possibly happen in the heavyweight division.
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What is the lowest division that can go against a heavyweight and win?
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>>93389995
Welterweight

t.Hunt got heem'd by Manhoef
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>>93389946
That's OK you have such a small population.
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>>93390016
this, Conor was a WW when he fought HW Diaz
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>>93390041
That's not what I said
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>>93389995
Henry Cehudo
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bros...... why did JRE stop? Was Kevin Pee the one to finally break Joe?
I wish Eddie had his own podcast, then I would never have to watch JRE ever again in my life
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>>93390078
>watching JRE in the first place
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>>93389455
she's pregnant you retards
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>>93389995
Whittaker could probably beat Blaydes, if conditions were perfect.
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>>93390124
Where do you think you are?
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>>93389373
Damn Porier is closer in size to Khabib than I thought. Khabib will probably have to double down on the tiramisu before this fight.
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>>93390127
Yeah if Blaydes fights with one hand tied behind his back and sprains his ankle
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>>93389995
welterweight. Khabib can not cut so much and go up and wrestlefuck some top 10 bum from HW.
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Tony would beat Werdum
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>>93389373
Dustin looks shook sadly
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>>93390078
I don't like television I like to read. I'm currently reading this.
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>>93390163
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Cejudo would take down any top heavyweight boxer.
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imagine how much /heem/ would pick up if schaub announced a rematch against travis browne, or a fight against anyone in the UFC
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>>93390203
This. He would merk Anthony Joshua
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>>93390223
no one cares coral
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colby covington hasn't fought in a year.
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>>93390163
Tony himself said he would fight a heavyweight because he used to wrestle with super heavy guys
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>>93390253
because Snoozeman is ducking him
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>>93390270
It makes sense even khabib outwrestles DC
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>>93389801
wha-what are you talking about? the fans want to see the Conor rematch and that’s what we will bringing to the fans ya goof!
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>>93390286
Khabib is 200+lbs outside of fight week so being able to compete with Daniel Fattitier is understandable
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>>93390253
cause he's a coward faking injuries
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>>93390335
i get what you're saying. it takes a high iq individual to cut to 155 from over 200 pounds: you don't sustain much damage in fights and you remain undefeated while earning at least as much if not more money
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>>93390078
Joe was at UFC Chicago a few days ago and has been touring his comedy this week. There's going to be a JRE tonight.
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>>93389348
This was actually pretty good. If he focuses his stand up on his shortcomings as an MMA fighter, he might actually have a shot at this comedy thing.
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>>93390163
Werdum would get ankle picked and submitted after being spoon fed elbows
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XGHcUOBIvs

Embedded
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>>93390376
how is it possible to cut so much weight without dying? is he on life support right before they wheel him in to do the weight in
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>>93390385
I was surprised at how much the audience laughed. I didn't even smile but they were in hysterics.
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Why did Tony lie about being 200lbs? What was the point? Tony Ferguson the type of guy to pretend to be a cutbabby
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>>93390410
he had seizures before fighting gooby so he will be forced to go up to WW soon. He cannot possibly sustain his Tiramisu diet and keep making LW
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>>93389995
Tony heems any in the top 10
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>>93390417
henry weighed 155 against tj, these guys are animals in there.
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>>93390412
I think I only found it funny because I just found the whole Travis Browne beatdown funny in general.
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>>93389995
Rumble fought at WW, MW, LHW and HW
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>>93390417
He literally is.
We'll never know the intricacies of Tony's mind
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>>93390470
Who did he fight at HW?
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>>93390417
>An autist attempting to use numbers to convince people he is bigger than he really is
Are you really surprised? Tony is just based
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Tony's book when
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>>93390484
Arlovski
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Nevermind Henry weighed 146 pounds against TJ:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7-yBjLL0fQ

Says it in his answer to the second question.

Henry's laugh and face are perfect for a troll movie villain.
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>>93390410
Pretty much. He had seizure, his kidneys stopped working, etc. His weight recovery is one of his best abilities. I heard there are different weight ins rules in wrestling so maybe that's why he couldn't achieve anything there.
>>93390417
He did it (weighted over 200lb) two times to expose khabib. He said about it in one of his interview the german muzzie posted to prove the opposite.
He was wasn't a big ww too
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>the hardest guy you'll ever fight is the guy from one weight class below you
Is uncle Chael on to something?
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why does duckbib want to fight a 40 year old middleweight GSP but not usman or any wrestler at 170? does he really think George will go down to 155 only because this fat muslim cunt doesn’t want to go up?
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>>93390514
>Chael moving up from a long stint at mw to lhw and defeating Jones
He is telling the truth
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>>93390579
Because Khabib is a cutbabby
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How does Tony do at welterweight? Does he beat anyone in the top 5?
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>>93390579
if he can get hospitalised and still refuse to stop cutbabbying then it's safe to say that he is just far too scared to ever ever go up and face actual wrestlers like Usman, Colby, Woodley, Askren etc
He could at LEAST go up and fight toilet till or wonderboy
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Is it normal for college wrestlers to shit on gold medalists? Or is this kid just doing it because he himself trains under Frankie Edgar?
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You're at the club when this guy ankle picks your gf
What do you do?
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>>93390618
Kamaru Usman - Tony wins
Tyron Woodley - Tony wins
Colby Covington- Tony wins
Rafael Dos Anjos- Tony won
Jorge Masvidal- Tony wins
Ben Askren- Tony loses
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>>93390618
>TKOs flushed Woodley
>Already beat RDA once
>TKOs Masvidal
>Subs Askren
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>>93390675
G&P her ass, tf she thinks shes doing pissing this nigga Tony off
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>>93390618
Usman and Colby would be a tough night out because they can better match his pace than anyone at LW. Woodley might sleep him but then again might get picked apart as well. RDA might be another close fight but I think Tony has improved more from their first fight. He'd embarrass Masvidal, Till, Ponz, Edwards etc
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how come guys like Hunt and Tuivasa can take all these hard punches and kicks for their careers but can't run a 500 calorie deficit for a decent amount of weeks?
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>>93390658
Das Jades Bro?
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>>93390711
Based
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>>93390727
Didn't you hear Joe talking about andy ruiz? Fat is like body armour bro and protects from punches
Tai is just ahead of the game
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>>93390727
every overweight fighter is a heartlet, it shows in their fights
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>>93390618
The problem is we haven't seen modern Tony at 170 so we don't really know how good he is. I would bet on him against anyone at ww tho. He is fucking great now and at ww he would be even stronger.
>>93390727
They are naturally very big. The lowest they can go is lhw and it's a burden to cut weight for them. The real problem is neither of them developed a suiting training routine for them. Hunt is naturally pretty talented but Tai is obviously lacking it even tho Australians are shilling him
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https://www.mmafighting.com/2019/5/24/18635617/amanda-ribas-usada-suspension-ufc-emily-whitmire

>”I was very upset at first because I’m a clean fighter,” Ribas told MMA Fighting. “I competed in an Olympic sport, judo, so I was always clean. I was training at American Top Team when they told me I had failed a doping test

lol
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now this is what I call based
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>>93390818
because virtue signaling matters most
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>>93390818
this is pure reddit tier cringe
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took the belts from coker the absolute madman
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>>93390818
she knows if zhang wins she'll have a better chance
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>>93388789
out of only those 3 probably conor /gsp then conor/khabib then conor nate
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>>93390818
This is Jon go get some fans tier.
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>>93390883
will the ufc sign him some day?
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>>93390883
kek
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>>93390755
Joe's a fucking idiot. Fat is a counterweight, it adds impact to looping punches if you know how to use it. This is how DC heemed Stipe when Ngannou couldn't.
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>>93390930
>Conor/GSP
>making money with the McNuggets audience
if nate btfos pettis then the money is in Conor/Nate 3, I don't see how Khabib/Conor 2 could top the first one's money after Conor got so soundly fucked up in the first fight
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>only three fights in the ufc
>1 top 10 win over the number 7 Tecia
>khabib tier padded record
>gets a title shot
Mandrade gonna beat her up so bad, weak leg kicks and meme spinning body kicks won't work when she gets touched by a hook.
Also
>asians in western mma organizations
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>>93391020
>Conor got so soundly fucked up in the first fight
He won the third round retard
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>>93390818
>character matters most
>she's dating a violent thug
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>>93391080
He won rounds the same way Al won rounds - Khabib was practising his boxing because he knew he had the win.
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>>93391033
isn't it on a chinese fight night card? no one is going to watch it
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>>93391103
Cringe mental gymnastics
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>>93390930
I was thinking
GSP
Nate
Khabib
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>>93390681
very based
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>>93391103
>Al won rounds
bro it was 50-44
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>>93391033
Lots of blood in that webm. I didn't catch that fight .
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Is Weili Zhang the lass who had the WOW guy in her corner?
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>>93391103
>Le Khabib was just practicing his boxing meme
Nao problem mate yeh???? Nao fooken problem
I suppose he was just practicing his boxing with Barboza, RDA, Pat Healy, Abel Trujillo, Gleison Tibau, Ali Bagov, Shamil Abdulkerimov, Ramazan Kurbanismailov and Magomed Magomedov, yeah?????
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Sup guys, I’ve been on a boat doing research for my PhD for the last 4 years so I haven’t been able to follow MMA. My 3 favorite fighters of all time are Ryan Jimmo, Tim Hague, and Josh Samman.

How are my guys doing? Are they champions yet lol?
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>>93391033
Tecia is legit
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>>93391167
Irony
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>>93391209
Conor and Al are cans though.
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>>93391215
yeah my guy they won the Dada GP
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>>93391279
What’s that? Also, what about that Kimbo nigga? Dude wasn’t the best fighter, but he seemed like a good guy. Hope he’s doing well for himself.
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>>93391189
Weili cut Aguilar in the first minute with an elbow and got a sub win a couple of minutes later
>>93391226
She also looked like trash in the Zhang fight
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Moicano/KZ
Decent fight. Moicano wins.
Font/Lineker.
Decent fight. I was surprised Lineker lost to that goof Sandhagen. I guess he wins this fight.
Barberena/Brown.
Okay fight. Don't know who wins.
Di Chirico/Holland
Decent. Think a precise Di Chirico wins this against a careless Holland
Ige/Aguilar.
Okay. Aguilar wins after his amazing performace against the very good Barzola. At least I think it was him. Top contender!
Pena/Wiman
It's Wiman's first card in many years. Filthy lifelongs will know him. Okay fight. Pena wins.
Crowder/Rozenstruik
I'm guessing Rozen is a beast who KO's crowder. Saying that, Crowder "survived" Hardy, so maybe he has a chance.
Winn/Silva
DC's douchebag teammate. It'll be fun to see how he does.
Ewell/dos Santos
Ewell is doing pretty badly if I recall correctly, so I give this to Santos.

Not a bad card in all.
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Will there be women on the abu dhabi card?
Will there be alcohol?
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>>93391328
low blow
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How could an all-powerful, all-loving God allow Dana White to exist?
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>>93391360
No women, in case they are executed. There will be booze, guaranteed, because everyone over there is the definition of hypocrite.
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>>93391356
Forgot Lee/De La Rosa.

Will be breaking out the lotion for that fight.
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EM EM AY

Mixed Martial Arts.


Fighting. Combat. Sports.
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>>93391360
Muslims respect women too much to allow them to fight.
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>>93391380
Dana White is God
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>>93391398
Cage fighting!
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>>93391356
it's not that bad but it's a bunch of so so fights with the headliner being so so too, though it could be a banger
Looking forward to some of them
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>>93391380
Dana White is a micromanaging weasel who keeps contradicting himself, fucking everything up and ducking criticism while condemning others. If he didn't look like a giant dwarf with a polished head, he'd be just like God.
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>>93391356
i am only putting this on to see my tuf boy wiman fight again. I will be promptly switching over to BKFC as soon as he is finished. maybe i will be able to catch the kz fight.
Gay card, most of this could have been on the undercard of a numbered card. Talent is being stretched so thin with such a high rate of events being put on.
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>>93391200
Yeah, that was funny as hell
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>>93391477
Is this photoshopped?
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>>93391468
Wiman hasn’t fought in 5 years, m8. He’s gonna get smashed.
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The only thing cringeier than h8ing on Dana is coming to /heem/ to h8 on Dana. You know where you belong.
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>>93391539
You aren't a UFC fan if you don't hate Dana.
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Bet the fucking rent on Barberena.
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>>93391539
>muh Internet turf war

Cringe. It’s 90% the same posters and you faggots all know it.
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>>93391496
Nope, a bunch of top 10 ranked fighters will be under these two orcs in the card. Google it.
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>>93391568
he is a turbocan going nowhere except CTE city
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>>93391579
i'd say it's probably 60% but ye most fags just lie
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>>93391477
Based. Hardy is /ourguy/
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>>93391497
I just want to see luis penis get heemed so badly, out of every single fighter. Wiman will come back as a MUNSTER and split decision him so Dana has the excuse to cut the ginger cunt
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>>93391608
I already did, what a fucking shitshow. I can't think of a worse main event.
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there's no such thing as the story of the fight

the person who gets their hand raised won period that's it

stop spamming your shitty memes you won't get this over like you did "cazzie"
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>>93391656
Okay but Conor still won the third round and the war.
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>>93391651
you can't?
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>>93391656
Rounds, Battles, Decisions, Wars, and Stories are all legitimate things to win.
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>>93391641
Hardy has John Jones' personality except he's really stupid. If he had 1/1000th of Jones' talent, that could make up for it, but he doesn't.

I don't know why they are pushing him, he'll get slaughtered the second he tests the top 15.
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>>93391610
Nope, he's the undisputed champ. If you weren't a fucking casual you'd see how much he's improved over the last year.
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>>93391539
>tfw
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>>93391687
At least that fight won't be in slow motion.
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>>93391739
I'm disputing it right now
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>>93391684
getting the last punch in on khabib teammate before getting separed by security doesn't mean he won the war

khabib called him out for two years called him a chicken said he'd smash him make him humble take his belt and make him quit, and he did exactly that. conor got his ass beat. look at his social media numbers now, nobody gives a shit about that has been anymore he didn't win the war.
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>>93391623
I mean, pretty much everyone uses reddit for something. Even if it’s just checking one subreddit on one particular topic, and never posting. I check the Path of Exile reddit. Don’t have an account, never posted, but it’s by far the best source for PoE news.

Don’t get the hate, really. Sure, a lot of subreddits are cringey as fuck and full of spergs, but the site is undeniably useful. Far as I’m concerned, if you use reddit at all (and we know people here did for streams all the time), you’re a fucking faggot if you pull the “muh reddit” bullshit.
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>>93391756
You couldn't dispute your way out of a cardboard bag.
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>>93391778
You don't make bags from cardboard.
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>>93391762
Truth. I go to Amsterdam a lot, they had this Irish pub in De Wallen, they had a Conor McGregor sandwich. Had a sign for it in the window. When I was there last November, they didn’t have it anymore.

Gooby is irrelevant.
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>>93391790
And they don't make cans out of flesh yet here you are.
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>and the third round goes to.......
I will never concede that Khabib is the GOAT LW until he stops ducking the rematch and actually manages to win the third round against Conor. I highly doubt he could.
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>>93391739
His last win was against Ellenberger who lost his last 4 fights and retired. Face it, he's just another can to crush
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>>93391790
You can make a bag out of anything if you’re patient enough.
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>>93391776
It's a long story, most faggots who say "gb2reddit" don't actually even know why people dislike reddit. It's just memers, people used to say it more sparsely, but like with most memes, like wojak, pepe, retards just pick up on it and run it into the ground. They don't know what they're saying or why, they just say it because others do and probably used to browse reddit themselves. You can tell it's always the newfags saying that shit, it's low effort, some of them will probably respond to this post
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>>93391877
have sex
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>>93391656
Its all for marketing so they can write positive stories for the winner and loser. We're in the WME era and every talking head is going be a neo-Joe now and constantly attest to munster status.
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>>93391844
conor is scared of losing again and being multiple fights away from a khabib rematch that's why he isn't fighting anyone else

mark my words conors next opponent will be khabib next year, he'll hold out for the rematch
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>>93391832
i went into this same place when i was in amsterdam
A guy who worked there noticed my irish accent and pretended he was irish too. He said he grew up with conor mcgregor. he obviously was dutch and i don't think he ever met gooby. i left without getting anything
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Which one of you faggots keeps making this thread >>>/o/20944044
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>>93391877
Yup. I figure it’s mostly kids coming over from other sites thinking that shit is “board culture” (by the way, you’re a huge faggot if you use that term, too) here. Sad state of things here, it’s all just low content shitposting now. If people actually posted content and discussed shit here, reddit would be irrelevant, but they don’t, so everyone just uses reddit for everything that’s not just shitposting.
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>>93391980
they do the same thing on /fit/ for years
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>>93391961
Yeah, it’s the place on Warmoestraat just off of De Wallen. I think I’ve only eaten there once or twice in all my years of going to Amsterdam. Just thought it was funny how fast they jumped off the Gooby train.
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>>93391980
>bruddah
hopefully no one here
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>>93391980
Not me but based buddeh poster
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>>93389642
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Picks for MacDonald vs Gracie?
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>Jones on the shelf during Rumble's entire top run
>miraculously returns the second Rumble retires
Really makes one ponder.
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*blocks Dustin's wife's path*
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>>93391947
Khabib just called Conor a bitch in the press conference and confirmed that Conor won't be one of his contracted fights. They'd have to offer him a ton of money to bring him to the table, and it won't happen as soon as next year.
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>>93392246
>Crumble
>ever beating Bones
I thought you rumbleshitters had quit after that absolutely fucking pathetic showing against DC
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>>93392267
fucking optimum
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>>93392267
his wife has bigger arms
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wow
WHY are we not talking about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glgWRHRn8Ig
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>>93392333
>muh mma math
Joneslets confirmed brainlets.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1jWTvk8qZk
WHAT DOES THIS LADS
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i got 300 bitches like im sosa ho
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>>93392333
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>>93392480
How fat is AJ now? 300 lbs?
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>>93392411
where's the black dick references?
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>>93392267
brehs...
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I would heem every here
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Would Ngannou vs Rumble be a shit fight?
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*erases DJ's legacy with just two fights*
based
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>>93392710
how'd your shit end up on the plate?
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>>93392267
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>>93392757
Depends on whether you like seeing Ngannou comatosing people or not.
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>>93392757
Someone would get their fucking teeth knocked out.
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>>93392267
>>93392795
She's got big tits when you think about it
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>>93392710
>americans
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>>93392795
fat
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>>93392793
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Gracie is heeming MacDonald Friday.
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>>93392896
I've given it some thought and I'm inclined to agree
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>>93392710

what the fuck is that
meat and melted cheese on a plate?
please explain americabro
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Eddie said theres a high level ufc broadcaster (former champion) who is big into flat earth stuff. It has to be rashad, right? The only other one I could think of is bisping.
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>>93392962
kyriakos heems ngannou
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>>93393108
>implying it isn't clearly Dom
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>>93390883
thawlts?
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>>93393067
It's fried chicken and tomato sauce you pleb
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>>93393178
https://youtu.be/Xc-pyiGUly8?t=130

evans is clearly woke on the agenda though
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>>93392793
It's delicious
>>93392901
Whiter than you muhammed
>>93393067
Garlic sauce, bbq sauce, hot sauce on top of boneless chicken wings from a gas station, I eat this every day after work while on the shitter and drink 6 beers too this is my ritual and I enjoy it
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>>93393108
Its probably both. Theyve both been heemd to bolivian over the years its not hard to imagine their brains arent scrambled enough to believe that.
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>>93393108
eddie straight up lies just to keep his shitty theories alive. it's an act at this point or a persona he does for the rogan podcast
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>>93392901
the absolute state of this megamind looking goof
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>>93393224
>americans
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*gets wobbled during the staredown*
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Why doesn't Schaub release an album?
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Presser live buds?
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Why is this thread so dead?
>>
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>>93393935
surreal image a little
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guys I'm 2-2 in my promos to Diamond in League, please wish me a swift heeming of the enemy
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Why is there so many manlets in mma? not just the competitors but the fanbase, its like 95 percent manlets
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>>93393861

heem in general is dead. most of the good posters migrated to the heem discord, driven off by spammy and the rest of the autistic personalities
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>>93394001
>league of legends in 2019
fucking boomers.
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>>93393935
is this the chad pose?
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>>93394021
We need twitchy to bring us salvation and restore the natural order.
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>>93394021
Link to the discord or else
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>>93394006
Muh little guy beats the big guy with ancient Chinese secrets complex
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>>93389373
the chins tell the whole story. Dustin finna get slept
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https://www.instagram.com/p/ByndxE8gKqd/

Who is your favorite current champion?
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>>93389373
damn Khabib looks shook bet the house on Dustin
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>>93394006
Manlets are angery that no one takes them seriously, so they like to larp as martial artists.
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>>93394021
Luke is an idiot, he got upset I said Masvidal wasn't a small welterweight and that he's huge next to Poirier. To which he replied Poirier is a former featherweight. Who then looked massive next to Holloway who in his words was "twice the size of Aldo"
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>>93390804
Pick Tony's nut hair out of your teeth you cuck faggot
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>>93393188
>bitching about belt theft
>stole his last win
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>>93393188
Danis will retire from MMA 1-3
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>>93389373
Dustin has enough of a chance that I'll be putting money on him as he will undoubtedly be a 5to1 underdog
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Last chance. Link me to the discord.
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>>93392710
BASED
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>>93394280
right here buddy
*does nothing*
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>>93394030
It's the most popular game in the world flam. But that's okay, you don't have to like it.
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>>93394336
BAAASED
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>>93394137
Valbong is that you pal?
>>93394280
Got a spam email? I can send you a link there. It's closed invite so I don't want spammy or the other spergs getting a hold of the link.
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>>93394352
how do you know the canadian isn’t a sperg?
the whole discord is stupid. what’s the point
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>>93394341
/heem/ is a wow classic general buddy
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>>93394352
Are they not best friends?
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It's 1 AM on a Thursday, regular crowd shuffles in.
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I’m making the next thread.
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>>93394438
You can filter out spergs which is nice. Even if he were, he'd just get kicked in short order. It's nice to have a place where 30-35 truly knowledgeable fans actively post quality stuff about a sport we all love.
>>93394473
Who are you then?
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>>93394499
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>>93394508
I'll allow it.
Favourite female fighter?
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lukas have i told you lately that i love you
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>>93394508
make it tony themed
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This is about as well put togethet as you'll ever see me get, short of photoshop trying to help. Clean shaven and just having got a hair cut. I miss having a working AC in my car.
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>>93392075
fake tits?
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>>93393935
why are his pants so tight?
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>>93394616
when you're 35 years old and a bloodyelbow janitor it can be tough
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mail truck
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>>93394662
toothpick musta fell out
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>>93394508
Same
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>>93394662
They were getting ready for the showtime kick but bendo thought he was closer to the cage so he fell down instead of jumping off it with her foot touch
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thawlts?
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>>93394803
Conor numba 1 missin
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>>93394803
I literally don’t care about any of their opinions. Brett O is a good reporter.
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Schaub and Callen discussing Cejudo's win and future,

https://youtu.be/7UY9lhFg1r0
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wake up jones

it's only just begun
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>>93394920
Can
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>>93392480
>fat
umm, nigga are you retarded?
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>>93388317
>>93389165
Ngannou is standing on the curb.
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>>93390124
Does that mean her tits aren't big? stupid fucking idiot
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>>93388781
Gooby easily heems Gaethje
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>>93395014
he's easily the greatest stylistic threat to Jones we've ever seen
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Do you think Maycee Barber has potential?
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>>93395068
That'd be me, just wait like 3 years
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what's the next great ufc fight?
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>>93391033
jesus christ this chink is gonna get murdered
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>>93391033
USADA will stop this fight.
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>>93395127
askren vs masdival
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>>93395157
Imagine being a female fighter that gets absolutely destroyed by Andrade in a match and then after you go to her room and submit sexually to her, that'll be pretty fucking weird wouldn't it? hahaha
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>>93394803
Dustin should be above Ferguson.
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>>93395090
Only if she keeps winning
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>>93389642
Deffo not fake look through her Instagram
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>>93394803
Get rid of Jones, DC, and Tony. They all cheat to win
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>>93387556
Everyone knew it was a fluke, they also knew GSP was gonna heem serra.
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>>93393188
lmao @ dildo danis, such a mcnuggets fanboy.
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Robbie tapped
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>>93394803
DC too high
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>>93393188
What a pathetic tryhard. He wants to be McGregor so bad, it's pathetic. At least when Conor grabbed Aldo's belt, Aldo was actually there and Conor was going to fight him.
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>>93394662
This whole fight was staged.
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>>93393188
4chan : Danis, Colby, Fab

Reddit : everyone else
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>>93395102
no spic, that'd be me... wait 6 months
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>triggers virgins
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>>93395230
Imagine her pegging you... that would be even more weird, wouldn't it?
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>>93395380
what did dan benderson have to gain from it though
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>for me it's jiu jitsu thots
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>>93395429
i'm thinking with a couple of more wins he's making a nice solid /ourguy/ case
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>>93395394
>Danis
Fuck off.
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>>93395437
https://www.instagram.com/p/ByndxE8gKqd/
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>>93394803
1. Jones
2. Khabib
3. Demetrius johnson (robbed against cejudo)
4. Cormier
5. Whittaker / Ferguson
Everyone can agree Jones is the #1 and most likely the G.O.A.T fighter. 2nd i would place khabib being undefeated and never being rocked/in danger and winning dominantly in all his bouts. 3rd for me is mightymouse, if dana didn't tell judges to gift cejudo, he'd continue his longest streak and retire with it. Cormier 4th for obvious reasons and then 5th and beyond is a mixup. I cannot believe they put henry cejudo as 4th on that espn list, absolutely disgusting and no one should take their opinion on anything seriously ever again. The guy who got knocked out and then gifted a decision against mightymouse is #4? what a joke. Ferguson is the only person who can challenge khabib, rest of the bums should know their place and fight each other.
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>>93395250
hahahahaha
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Janny janny is a tranny

Tried to give anon a banny

Always looks like total slob

Will never hold a real job

Everyday wakes up at noon

Cloistered in a filthy room

Cum rags strewn across the floors

Next to piss jars that he stores

Will delete a few threads soon

To make up for his lack of poon

His dad angers, his mother cries

An eternal failure in their eyes

Deletes threads he doesn’t like

Since his boss is a kike

And the worst thing about him, can’t you see?

Janny does the job for free
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>>93395440
He's still part of a highlight reel years later. We're referencing him even now. Keeps him relevant for a long time, even if he was on the losing end.
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>>93395454
>Everyone can agree Jones is the #1 and most likely the G.O.A.T fighter.
>has to cheat in a 1v1 competition
lol no
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>>93395039
He might kill someone with one punch now that he's bodybuilding. Jones would have beat him though.
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>>93395454
I assume this is just for the ufc? Because JBJ ducked Dillon
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It's over, Khabib.
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>>93395443
you have some serious fever on our women huh bro
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>>93395490
>le have zero personality man
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>>93395444
>Needs a fighter to win to be "our guy"

so american
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>>93395454
dj refused to fight tj/move up
them the breaks kid
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>>93395447
she's not even worried about the chink, she knows she'll maul her
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>>93395506
Everyone does, they're appeal is inversely proportional to your men.
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>>93395506
of the 12 girls i've fugged 9 were brazilian
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https://twitter.com/TonyFergusonXT/status/1138936378111041536
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>>93395487
jones ducked dillon danis? what are you talking about? Putting the GOAT in the same sentence as some random wrestler who dicksucks conor for relevance.
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>>93395539
How can cejudo be anywhere on the top 10 p4p list? he got completely smashed by mightymouse and then they had to commit daylight robbery to ensure mightymouse doesn't continue. Cejudo isn't half the fighter mightymouse is.
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>>93395544
she just got robbed at gunpoint how could a chinese woman scare her
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>>93395562
Dana for the love of god make Khabib vs Tony actually happen
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>>93395564
https://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/dillon-danis-says-jon-jones-is-scared-of-a-grappling-match-with-him-012917?amp=true
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>>93395417
Your kind already had a chance with Bumstafsson, get out of the way Hans...
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>>93395586
first of all those lists are based on who officially won not who you feel should have won
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>>93395562
Fucking guy gets more kino by the second.
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>>93395586
>This cope
lol
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>>93395599
and you believe danis has any chance in hell against jones? Any top 5 welterweight heems danis in ufc fight and grappling match, nevermind the GOAT jones.
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>>93394803
Habib, Henry, DJ, and peahead do not belong on this list
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>>93395598
ferguson gayche is the fight the people want.
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>>93395467
Name 1 win on Tony's record better than Max. Or Eddie. Or Gaethje.
>B-But muh epin 12 fight win streak!
Beating a bunch of cans in consecutive order isn't impressive.

I truly loathe dumb fucking Tony cucks. And the best part is you won't even give me a legitimate answer because you KNOW you're wrong. You'll just try to meme your way out of it. It makes my job much easier.
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>>93395604
So the list is a sham basically? Got it. Someone needs to remind that angry manlet how johnson made him his bitch. Mightymouse is the goat in his division.
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>>93395630
he literally has a better resume than Khabib
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>>93395620
Lmao ok 235er
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>>93395598
It looks like Khabib is the one who is going to make it happen. He stated in the press conference that Tony Ferguson and GSP are the two fighters his legacy needs. Khabib actually has the pull to get this done. It sounds like he fucking smeshed the UFC in contract negotiations just by refusing to budge.
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>>93395630
hahaha cool post have a (you) bro
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>>93395630
khabib
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>>93395644
>being this delusional
kek
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>>93395630
Your job is watching Dustin getting humiliated in September, then watching Tony completely outperform him in the next lightweight title defence.
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>>93395647
Weaponized autism > pisslam.
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>>93395638
Remind me when I mentioned Khabib in that entire post. I'll save you some time. I didn't. Why are Tony cucks SO infatuated with Khabib? We were discussing Dustin and Tony and you brought Khabib up out of nowhere. Quite sad honestly. Imagine letting someone you hate so desperately occupy so much room in your noggin rent free.
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>>93395685
I don't understand the comment. Dana isn't autistic, he's a sociopath. If you mean Tony, then sure, whatever, I was talking about whether the fight happens.
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>>93395653
You’re embarrassing yourself.
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>>93395692
>Why are Tony cucks SO infatuated with Khabib?

Because he's the only interesting matchup out there, the rest of the roster is trash.
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>>93395698
It’ll happen and The Fear will win.
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>>93395673
Wait so Tony will fight Dustin after Dustin loses to Khabib? Ok yeah I agree with that. Tony will probably continue to duck Khabib at any and all costs.
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>>93395634
so cejudo lost to the p4p #1 guy MM twice going by your criteria, then cejudo is #2 p4p
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>>93395715
TFerg vs Gaycheese would be pretty gud
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>>93395728
Your reading comprehension is really bad.
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Down syndromed
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/89938312/#89941094
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>>93395740
Tsperg by corner stoppage.
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>>93395740
I hope Gaethje gets the Conor fight, Tony gets Kaboob
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>>93395740
Not really. There would be lots of blood and grinning and shit like that, but there's only one way it'll end.
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>>93395741
He’s a down syndromed little bitch
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/92247641/
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>Cowdad faggots STILL seething
lel, also loved khabib admitting he was a cutbabby at the presser
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Gaycheese has no business fighting Tony
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is Khabib vs Pooer a more compelling fight then Conor vs Khabib cuz Pooer is more dangerous with his inside boxing?
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HOKUS POKUS LUKAS
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>>93395770
Why, isn't Gaethje ranked no.4 or something?
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fucking jackass has me awake at 2:20 in the morning..........................
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>>93395777
Poirer has better jujitsu and isn’t an annoying faggot like Conor.
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>>93395766
Oh and there he is. My number one fan. You are just OBSESSED, aren't you? I own all the capacity inside your headspace. As soon as I post you reply within minutes. Get. A. Life.
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>>93395769
>im not big at 170
cutbabby af
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Mr. Bone at HW heems:
Double Cuckmier
Stipe
Mgaumbu
Junior dos Candos
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>>93395733
I never said MM is #1 overall ,only in his division. I've already listed my P4P #1 here >>93395454
Johnson may be third but that doesn't mean cejudo is 4th or even top 10.
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Imagine if Dana won't give a title shot after 13 strait wins in ufc
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>>93395777
Conor's a fucking mess these days, he was nowhere near where he should have been in the Khabib fight. Poirier's clearest advantage over him is strength and conditioning. Not being a counter-striker and not having that karate stance is also better for fighting a wrestler.
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>>93395854
Conor has been a coked out piece of shit for the past 2 years
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>>93395830
Didn't cokehead already say he was too afraid to fight Stipe because he was a bad matchup or something? And then DC moved up and heemed him?
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>>93395820
lmao if pooer subs khabib i'll give you a million kekels
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>>93394107
Ferguson
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@01:02:11
>... so if the tide of political perception is that it's a good progressive thing to have trans-women competing in the UFC - I shouldn't say the UFC because that'll never happen ...
oh. my. god. joe said trannies will never compete in the UFC. This is dana white and women fighters all over again! where's a journo when you need them?!?!
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>>93395852
Dana is afraid Tony will kill his whole family someday, can't give a guy like that the belt
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>>93395864
Yuck no it's too dirty
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>>93395830
He beats cormier at heavyweight but it will be tougher than his previous two fights and cormier does have a better chance at winning but unlikely overall. Jones against stipe is 65-35 in favor of jones, jones doesn't have the reach/height advantage, stipe is an excellent accurate striker and also good ground game/defense. It's jones fight IQ that will make him win this fight. Magumbu vs jones can only go one way or the other, he Shadow realms jones or jones wins a decision. JDS is flushed, give him a break.
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>>93395467
Ferguson is wild and durable but p4p#1 is supposed to be based on skill. Poiriers boxing has become phenomenal.
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lukas i'm driving down to munich when i wake up and i'm punching you in the throat lmfao goodnight
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>>93395854
>>93395865
He isn’t fighting midgets at FW either.
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>>93395865
was he ever not? it's just starting to catch up with him b
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>>93395864
yeah, i doubt it was even sweaty
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>>93395852
Two things should stop him: 1: Tony Ferguson has blown up in popularity, and the UFC and ESPN track that shit religiously. 2: Khabib seems determined to fight him, and Khabib has a lot of pull. 3: Khabib won't fight Conor, and Conor doesn't have a real fight left in him anyway.

But we must never underestimate the retardation of Dana White. If GSP goes for the title, that would fuck things up for Ferguson.
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>>93395875
I failed to specify that Poirer has better jujitsu than McGregor.
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>>93395673
I feel like Tony could do more damage but he's still losing a decision to Khabib. This idea that he completely outclasses and shuts down Khabibs game seems to come from hope.
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>spammy is talking to himself again
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>>93395830
>>93395867
Stipe would fucking destroy him.
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>>93395885
Actual good analysis by a bong, are you Dan Hardy?
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>>93395758
Gaycheese gassing and getting KO'd? Agree,
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Ferguson has to fight for the belt after khabib vs dustin. Anything else and ufc is a complete joke and someone needs to egg that bald headed white maltesar dana.
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>>93395852
>13
Lmao who else can he beat in the division? Gaethje? No. Cowboy in the rematch? No. Conor? Fuck no.
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>>93395905
Link the post not the thread.
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>>93395939
This.
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>>93395911
Habib is a faggot gonna dodge anyone except pea head and mcnuggets.
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Schevchenko is a bum
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>>93395931
>The guy that got beat by the guy he beat twice will beat him
Nah
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>>93395888
P4P means best fighter. Durability and wildness counts towards your effecticeness, before the UFC matured the best fighters relied on it. This argument is academic, anyway, Tony far outskills Poirier.
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>>93395801
obviously looking at the ranks it might make some sense, but it's just unfair, any fight for Tony that isn't for the belt is unfair
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>>93395947
Pure delusion. Watch the Cowboy fight again. Dominated with spinning elbows until the tough guy wasn't so tough anymore.
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>>93395939
It's a bad business move. It's fallen through 4 times already. It will inevitably fuck the UFC over a fifth time.
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>>93395864
No, but I'd fuck her right in the pussy if you catch my drift.
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Let the Bean make the thread.
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>>93395864
I would do anything for brapper, not a pit though
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>>93395922
I meant Tony would outperform Poirier, which is a given.

Tony beats Khabib through doctor stoppage, or he loses. He has to basically cut Khabib's face off before round 5.
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>>93395932
kek no but i appreciate the comment.
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>>93395864
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>>93396001
Not the thread
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>>93395947
Tony is bigger than McNuggets and far superior all-around.
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Mault uh czar? Peach of a vocabulary bee.
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>>93395864
Heh
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>>93395992
Superstitious bullshit
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>>93395951
lemme guess, the guys loaded?
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>>93395915
ferrshurrree mcgregor has monster submissions my guy
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>>93395982
How? That's just the fanboy coming out.
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>>93395992
The fight needs to happen, one way or another. Khabib's my boy but i want to see the fight vs Tony, it's the only competitive one, i don't think poirier will win, he has a punchers chance but that's about it. I can see tony winning on points against khabib split decision.
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>>93396077
>How?

Because it's not a boxing match.
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>>93396045
He doesn’t and we are fortunate to not have to deal with his mup da doo didda they’re fookin after me lucky charms bullshit.
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>>93395600
kek id heem you into bolivian
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>>93396106
yeah of course he doesn't so why are you saying "pooer's jujitsu is better than conor's" like that means something b like wuturwevndoinheer?
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>>93395951
do you thing hes heemd both shev sisters in the vag>
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>>93395951
Holy shit, it's true. You think he's had them both at the same time? He's had to have.
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>>93396160
the fucked up part is i'm pretty sure he's been their lifelong trainer since they were like children or some shit i could be wrong tho
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>>93396218
Not fucked up in the shithole they come from.
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>>93395630
The only strike that landed was that lucky mid-height headkick, so all that your little clip there shows is that El Cucuy has an adamantium chin, otherworldly defensive instincts and cool rolls.
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>>93395630
>>93396241
Oh and also it was the MetroPCS sign.
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>>93396218
yeah it happens all the time in sports... martials arts especially because the head trainers can make a cult like atmosphere... pat barry/rose looks pretty bad too. desu Im surprised no ones said anything
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>>93396305
>pat barry/rose looks pretty bad too. desu Im surprised no ones said anything

Loads of people have said something, it's creepy as fuck. He met her when she was really young, and he openly talks about bullying her for "psychological conditioning" in training camps.

She doesn't do interviews unless he's looming behind her like a rapey uncle.
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>>93396345
bretty woke post
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>>93396345
i feel for her, remember her saying she was molested as a child too...
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>>93396403
Yeah, it's made her into a perfect abuse/control victim and predatory people notice that shit.
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>>93396452

tfw will never prey upon her whipped dog personality and pressure her into having reluctant tearful sex with you

Just permaheem me
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>>93396804
just go train with lloyd irvin and youll eventually have ur chance to groom a misguided youth for sex



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