/canpl/ can come too but y'all are on thin fucking iceall afternoon games, all times are listed in EST, because anyone who uses anything else is either a flyover or a dirty Californian>TomorrowToronto FC vs D.C. United; 8:00Houston Dynamo vs Portland Timbers; 8:30Vancouver Whitecaps vs Atlanta United FC; 10:00Seattle Sounders vs Orlando City SC; 10:30>ThursdayLos Angeles FC vs FC Dallas; 10:00>SaturdayMontreal Impact vs New England Revolution; 1:00Real Salt Lake vs Toronto FC; 3:00San Jose Earthquakes vs Chicago Fire; 3:30Philadelphia Union vs Seattle Sounders 7:30Minnesota United vs Columbus Crew; 8:00Sporting Kansas City vs Vancouver Whitecaps; 8:30Houston Dynamo vs D.C. United; 8:30>SundayFC Dallas vs Los Angeles FC; 3:00Orlando City SC vs FC Cincinnati; 3:00New York Red Bulls vs Atlanta United FC; 5:00LA Galaxy vs Colorado Rapids; 8:00>A-Leaguea-league.com.au>CanPLcanpl.ca>USL leaguesuslsoccer.com>NWSLnwslsoccer.com
>>92766117Based and fucking DOOP-pilled
Grease man to MLS this summer?
>>92766117>ESTIt's EDT currently
>>92766243He's like 28 and still (arguably) world class, so probably not
>>92766243>world-class player>coming to MLSlol
Reminder that the wog grandf inale is in 4 days.
>>92767090Status of >Perf?
>>92767104Not stopped.A-League Premiers (our supporters shield equivalent) and hosting Sydney FC for the grandf inale.
/ourguys/ the Soccer Soldiers are down 2 goals to 1 in extra time against Charlotte Independence right now. You're watching, right?
>>92770331Warshaw is one of the commentators lol
>>92770331THEY JUST TIED THE GAME, A MAN DOWN, WITH 2 MINUTES LEFT IN ETIT'S HAPPENING
>>92770861He's doing his best Taylor Twellman impersonation right now
>>92770887WE ARE GOING TO PENALTIESWE ARE GOING TO PENALTIESWE ARE GOING TO PENALTIES
You now remember Dominic Oduro
The Soccer Soldiers had their keeper take the first one, the absolute mad men. AND HE SCORED IT.
Oduro scores, tied 4-4 now
SAVED! WE DID IT! SOLDIER WIN! SOLDIERS WIN!
FOR ME IT'S THE FLORIDA SOCCER SOLDIERS AND THE NTX RAYADOSCUPSETS BABYYYY
>>92771308What a save
>>92771438What a moment
goddamnCharlotte has not been a good team this year, but that was absolutely awful on their part
>>92771655>19 shots>4 on targetlmao
Oh there is Rafa, last I remember was him scoring from the middle of the field for cosmos.
who else /playedhighschoolsoccerbutwasabsolutelyterribleandwishestheycouldgobackandplayagainwiththeircurrentknowledgefromwatchingthepros/ here
>>92771714I'm more of a /didntevenmakethehighschoolteam/ guy
>>92771714I'm a /workedoutatthelibrary/ sort of guy.
>>92771769I went to a small school and soccer wasn't a priority, so the coaches took anyone they could get. My friends from other schools told me how they would have to run like 5 miles before real tryouts even started and there's no fucking way I could have done that
>>92771714I was really good before everyone else learned technical skill with the ball and I never did. I could run for days and played good defense and passed well.
>>92771887>I was really good before everyone else learned technical skill with the ball and I never did. I could run for days and played good defense and passed well.that's you and nearly every prospect produced in this country.
RIP Rayados. The kikes won
>>92771969>hating on Based Energy
>>92771969fucking okie kikes
>>92773254never even heard of half those teams
>>92771655congrats on being the first team to lose to Hartford
>>92771655JUST kill them already.
Open Cup is the best part of the soccer yearprove me wrong
>average dedbull fan
>>92766117Making /mls/ go Doopin' Mental Since 2010
>>92774442I literally can't
>>92774444get rekt Lisa
>>92774444>lisa typing out her dissertation on the train
>3 MLS players>none of them are VelaWhat did they mean by this?
>>92774442it's true tho>>92774444fukken rekt
>>92774479>4 keeperswhat did they mean by this
>>92774520>Atlanta-fags>being fuckwadsis this supposed to be news?Oshan can go get fucked tho
>>92774479Vela not interested in the mexican turtles.
https://twitter.com/NOTrommelraymon/status/1128498281883922432>Floptinez was the decisive missed penaltyeven sweeter than I could have possibly imagined
>>92774551seriously though, what DID he mean by this?
>>92774551what the fuck is wrong with his face
>>92774444>Not sucking a dickWaste of quads
>page 8Come on now, aren't there some games tonight?
The Union have extended Jamiro Monteiro's loan for the rest of the season, but they might not be able to make the transfer permanent, because Sugardaddy is allergic to spending money. The transfer fee is apparently around $3 mil, which is more than double the highest fee they've ever paid. Also, his salary might have to be DP money. I really hope Sugarman gets over his bullshit and realizes the Union can actually be consistently good if they are willing to spend. He's probably still just waiting it out until expansion ends so he can cash out his investment though.
>>92779835are there any more ... revealing ... pictures of her?
>>92779835I bought the issue, I’ll see if I can scan itTheres pics of rapinoe and a few other turtlesses too
>>92780862Meant for >>92780862
>>92781435I meant that I want to see... more... of Hope Solo
Bump for best league.
>>92781679She’s not even on the squad anymore
>>92766117a questionWould it be worth it for me, wait until 2021 to be a fan of Austin FC?And what benefits would I have to be a fan of Austin FC?
>>92783729Fernando, we've answered this before. Austin has no other pro sports teams, but has a massive college football fan base. Also, the hipster soccer fans there are very cringey, but that might not be relevant to your decision.
>>92783945ok, all of those are good points to pleaseAnd other reasons why Austin FC would be my ideal team in Major League Soccer?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin_FChttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin_FC_stadium
>>92774447You are showing the wrong pic there phang.
So what were the comments that nipponese in dorondo made that they are putting a spin on now?
>>92785139Original Tweet: https://twitter.com/splinteredteeth/status/1128015097245327360
>>92785139>>92785160Sounds like 21st century dating to me, but ok.Not like you can keep players in a cage when they aren't playing/training for the matches.
>>92785189If he wasn't a professional soccer player no one would care, she'd just ignore him and move on with her day, maybe report him.tbf though it is a bit of a strong come-on
>>92786444>1 up front, and it's not AltidoreD.C to steal some massive points toda->Rooney, Arriola, Acosta, Rodriguez, and Jara not in the 11never mind
>>92786444>you now remember Quincytime
>>92786444>3 center backs, 3 d-mids, no Acosta/Rooney, and Amarikwa up topFull on Bennyball tonight
>>92786444Someone post that screenshot of someone asking if that hamilton kid had autism.
>>92786616>80 minutes of bennyball>0-0>zero DC shots>benny nods to Rooney and Lucho>it's time>Lucho dives outside the box>Rooney takes the set piece>only shot>only goalyeah, I'm thinking we're back
>>92787177Thanks anon, been missing some good pics for the collage these past few weeks.
>Chelsea not even trying and still raping New Cuckland
>>92774479That we're not falling for your my little sawker sum meme, gringo cornudo.
Whoever rated shitters like Durkin and Canouse need to kill themselves.
>>92787419Based and ABSUMGangpilled>>92787650Have sex
>>92787683Canouse was amazing last season. He's fallen off since then
>>92787683DCucks have no good American talents, for example they had Harkes last year and now he's rotting away in the fucking Scottish second division. Rooney and Acosta are all they have.
Has there ever been a young keeper to deteriorate in quality as fast as Bono has?
>>92787785>a young keeper to deteriorate in qualityThis is implying that Bono was ever good. He was like the 5th-6th best goalkeeper when Fagronto won the cup. Now he's only regressing to the mean.
>>92787774Hamid could have been the USMNT goalie if he'd been given caps earlier instead of constantly using Howard and Guzan.At least Pines looked promising
>>92787836>muh shotstopper and be shit at everything elseHamid is overrated garbage too and at no point good enough to start for the national team.
>>92787836You mean Bill "Glass Knees" Hamid who couldn't break it into that one danish team?Nah, his peak is right where he is.
DeLeon with a true JUST haircut right there
>Resv can't even put in one shot on target against a Chelski that are only playing for training practiceAlso, why did (((they))) insist on making this an antisemitism game?
Pogba starts for Atlanta>>92785064>>92785139>>92785160Why exactly is this Toronto's problem?People have a right to be a jerk
>>92788558>no NigbeBased Frank The Farmer
>>92788558>finally get Parkhurst out of the lineup>Larentowicz is back in
>>92779835Man they really stretched to make it seem like she has some form of an ass
>>92783729You get a tree.
le pk babby strikes again! World class global scoring elite!
Someone better buy that keeper a beer, damn.
>game has slowed down terribly>AY YO HOL UP LEMME GO TO VAR FOR 5 MINUTES FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVERthis ref is always shit
>Toronto couldn't score against DC's B/C team at homeChrist, what an embarrassment of a franchise.
>>92791706if you mean the STL keeper, kid's only 18
>>92792066The power of Bennyball
>>92792615Vancouver, he made three great saves back to back to back within like 10 seconds, looked pretty comfortably their best player even though they lost.
GET SMOKED, RENO
>>92792641IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
>>92792696gj, Reno are assholes
>>92792720wish I had gone, I had the day off too :/
>>92792641ffs dorondo.each one of these adds a couple of years to benny's tenure.
just got back from phoenix rising
>>92793441looks like a memetastic match
>>92793480not even the most memetastic match of the night
>Orange County SC v Orange County FCexplain
>>92793499how do you even do penalties when one team is down to 9 men
>>92793520By rotating like you normally would. The guy who shoots first shoots tenth.
>>92793506its pronounced Soccer
>>92793528>>92793533> if Team A has 11 players but Team B only has 10, then Team A will choose one player who will not take partinteresting
>>92783170wow almost like it isn't a sport can't wait until we have to listen to official and serious journalists talk about like H3@vy__Chewie's incredible 30 year FIFA Online career
>>92785160>DM a guy on The Fuck App>he wants to fuck>post his DMs >claim he was pressuring you into sex
>>92793565it is a sport though...its just that nobody cares about it because playing on sand sucks ass
>>92793560comes into play more often than you'd think, double-yellows happen a lot if a match runs to 120+ minutes
>tfw you want to see the goals for an open cup game but neither the team, USL, or Open Cup social media accounts have footage
>>92793648individual teams may have highlights up by tomorrow, but you'll never see league stuff until later rounds
>>92793790>/pol/I think it’s time for bed little buddy.
Gotta be a better way of watching all the games without missing any memes.
>>92793963MLS will NEVER be this comfy
>Chelsea are not planning to extend Gonzalo Higuain's loan and will send the 31-year-old striker back to Juventus after the Europa League final. (Mail)WELCOME TO COLUMBUS
>>92793790Wow, you're actually retarded
>>92793790Found the nycfc diehard.
>>92796050M I N G O SINGOS
>>92794008MLS, and I need all of you to fucking understand this, WILL NEVER (literally) BE THIS COMFY
>the Athletic.com>By Sam Stejskal >1 min ago>“I have nothing to redeem myself for.” And so begins the return of Bruce Arena.
I am excited for the Gold Cup.
>women turtles are playing at Busch stadium todayNice
>>92798464do the pastel-colored row houses, the rolling hills, and mid-May gloom not give it away as the Gateway to the Pacific, the Golden Mountain City, casa de Nuestra Señora de los Dolores y el famoso puerto Yuerba Buena y el Presidio de San Francisco en la puerta de oro?
>fucking guzan has 5 consecutive clean sheetsWhy is MLS so shit
>>92799623>crapids>swope park rangers>moronto with Akinola, Chapman, DeLeon as starting CF/wingers>borelando and Dom Dwyer's finishing>whitecrapsitsfuckingnothing.jpg
>>92799623With Parkhurst at left back
>>92798720lady kiwis have some cute gals on their squad
Best league bump again.
>>92803019>M I N G O S>I>N>G>O>S
>>92803019>25kWow, that could buy you a whole four months of Haris Medunjanin! How exciting!
>>92803105>the absolute state of Div 3 goaltending
you know remember i.e.brah
>tfw no a-league gen
>>92806354Fuggg. Why did all the /mls/ tripfriends die?
>>92806424>>92806424>a-league gennot like you haven't tried stavros.all wogs welcome here. but i'm sure there will be a match thread for the grandf inal right? i'll do some >perfposting at the very least.
*dabs in young spanish*
Worried that Efrain Alvarez is too thicc to make it as far as I thought he would
>>92807069Gotta lay off all the tortillas and lard.
>>92806878>needing 108 minutes to beat us
>>92808361SENPAIfuture allocation money
>>92808632They traded 100k TAM + 400k GAM to Philly for him, then got 100k TAM + 350k GAM from Nashville. So they're paying 50k GAM for a half a season of him.
>>92808632Forgot about the wordfilter
>>92804728yesssssssbring on the bantz
>>92809112>$50K for a half-season of one of the best attackers in MLSwhat a steal>>92809556that second Lloyd goal should be an own goal
*is cute and wins games for the stars n stripes in your path*
>>92810779was a fun game
>>92809896She gonna get primaried by some old killary contact for rocking the boat too much?
>>92808446Providence Saint-Germain when?
>>92808446>NHL misses Atlanta Fuck the Jests, gimme back my Thrashers you fucking leafy cunts.
>>92813471>gives off the narrative that "no one cares about hockey in Atlanta">NY Islanders and Phoenix were given more time to create a fanbase and consistently give off the same amount of fans as Atlanta did
Is Mark Anthony Kaye elite?
Allegri to Colorado?
So what’s the deal,does kraft really care?
Phang rappelled from the top of skyscraper today, what did your mascot do today /mls/?
>>92818071Phang is so based
>>92817900would assume most of his time right now is spent trying to worm his way out of federal sex trafficking charges, so no
>>92818598>sex trafficking chargesIt's solicitation. No one is being charged with trafficking.
>>92819260Maybe he's right, who knows
>>92818851>Police say some of the Chinese women working at the spa were locked inside the parlors for weeks at a time and made to engage in sexual acts with clients – some as many as 16 times a day.>not trafficking why does Florida have such stupid laws?
>>92819429His hamstrings were not the issue when he was at Sunderland
>>92817900hiring Arena is a "wanting to look like caring without actually caring" kind of move
>>92820520because Florida is fucking stupid
Ibrahimovic suspended for week 11
>>92821004>Kai Wagner gets too games for a stupid tackle that could have been a yellow>Zlatan gets one game for grabbing a guy by the neck after a playMLS DisCo sucks ass
>>92821004Two games for the Zlatan.
>i wanna get into mls>dynamo tickets are more expensive than astros ticketsWhy
>>92821482Surely that doesn't solely explain the shit attendance the dynamo has right?
>>92821500I’m pretty sure it is
>>92821482Damn, really? You can get seats anywhere in the river end at Union games for like 25 bucks for most games.
>>92819260>le “couldnt hit the broad side of a barn” lukaku wannabe manHow contrived! Sad!
today I will remind them
what a meme conference we live in.
>>92826284this strat helped us score 3 goals
Carlos Vela is cool
>>92826284see: >>92793565laying around on the beach all day is not a sport, it's barely a hobby, it's literally just a vacation, a getaway, a long weekend, a ditch day
>>92826284I walked into the Mexican restaurant where this was on in Spanish right as they were carrying the keeper off. Was really confusing for several minutes.
sleep tight, boys
If anyone is interested in /wog/ there's currently a Greek derby between Heidelberg and South Melbourne.Currently a shock 0-3 lead.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKeZoY1GFnw
23 bongs and some bings until the /ayy/ final.
rev up them >perf's
>>92823699I aged 10 years watching this game
>>92826284What happened here?
>>92808446Notice which pear has the most X’s. And how does Cleveland not have a hockey team? It’s on a Great Lake.
>>92832584MLS and NBA both have 7
>>92832370I'd like to say active shooter but don't know if it was hosted in the states. Don't feel like checking either.
>>92823699lmao Objectively Based
What would the CaliPL second division be called?
>>92835573Not an American
>>92835573Why are we stealing players from New Zealand?
>>92834767the Arizonian Bitch League
>>92836823Everytime I see a Montreal lineup I know fewer and fewer playersit's like they are off in another dimension, barely perceptible
>>92836823>still no PiattiStill no reason to watch
>poo england>limp act without PiattiZzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>you now remember Juan Agudelo
Montreal's field looks terrible. Looks like it could be the field at your neighborhood playground, not where a professional soccer team plays. Embarrassing.
>launch your head at another guy's foot>he gets a yellow cardGood strategy
what exactly does he "do"?
>>92839914>shrugsWin ml scups
Our GOAT curling play-by-play announcer is back doing some football.
Is there some LDS holiday happening today? I've never seen Rio Tinto that empty
>tee eff see
y'all ready for some CPL?
Well, it's neither Bono nor Westberg at this point.
who /revs/ here?Just bought tickets to see them play in July. What should I expect for my first match?(besides a loss probably)
>>92839914Lose or draw to island nations most people cant find on a map
>>92839662>play the exact lineup as the game vs Philadelphia (except Morrow instead of DeLeon)>expect different resultsI'm starting to think Vanney's a bit of a hack
>when the name wondolowski is mentioned. Who!
if they fire Vanney will they bring back VDW?
>>92841445expect nothing and maybe you won't hate it
>have to go to family funeral on monday in Nebraska>hey do you want to fly out on Saturday or sunday? I'll buy the tickets you can pay me back>tell them sunday because of the game today>they buy the tickets for 430 in the fucking morning on Saturday>watching the game on my phone in some shitty flyover midwest airport >stream freezes right before the goalFucking kill me now
>leaving wondo this open in front of the goalI know the meme about how "he's so good at finding space" but how do people continue to forget about him and let him drift off behind them?
>>92842124i'm sorry for your loss
congrats quacks, now he can finally retire
>>92835573He's pretty good. Better guys like Arriola, Baird and Lewis
>>92843299Better than *
>al classicoits happening
>>92843880cavalry blowout incoming
What's with the meme formations?
>that striker deflection goalCanadian as FUCK
>tfw no qt3.14 NWSL gf
>>92845475Don’t worry anon one day you’ll find someone to break your heart.
first fame Ever, last name Greatest
>>92845771D O O POOP
Holy shit Wondo lol
>>92845475Have sex, incel
>>92836781Because MLS shitters who are chosen for Sum marketing like Arriola, Baird and Morris are shit?
good evening loons nation
>>92846686Reminder that Morris scored for free against Mexico while the Eurboo players sit on the bench for years at a time
KC bench watch: up to 5
>>92847300They used the hardship exemption this time to call up a kid from SPR
Skillsinho is making absolute fools of the Seattle defense. No doops yet though, they just can't get the ball in the net.
someone post vermes' daughter
>>92848470You better watch your ass, anon
>>92848545i think he wants to watch her ass
our plan worked. fuck you filly
GOOD OL MINNESOTA BOY ETHAN FINLAY
>>92846537I would like to sex one of them
Is KC the memeteam of the year?
>atl win immediately followed by lafc winyknow i am not so sure this semen slurping league is for me.
hello darkness my old friend
>>92852179If that means falling apart. Then yes I guess so.
>>92847064>a goal against a literally who Mexico C team in a friendlyCongrats, Memeis. Now go be useless for Xheattle and stop shitposting.
>>9284001015 years ago.
3 bongs 20 bings for the wog GrandF inal
>>92853782rooting for our >Perf boys
Goodnight /mls/. Sleep well.
>>92854571fuck you, doyle
Wynalda exposed hard 2nitePhoenix deserves promotionthat is all
>>92852179>wang in bum fuckig racists
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>you haven't gotten a ball past the other team's keeper after 2 hours of open play>in the penalty shootout>your team is down 1-3 after the other team's GK has saved two alreadyand you do this long may >perf reign
today I will remind Them
Never putting my faith in >perf again
Montreal suburb and Quebec City CanPL exmapsion team announcement expected by the end of the month
>Gets scored on by Tommy "Mac N Cheese" NamaraThe absolute state of our nations capital
based Alphonso does it again
This league SUCKS
>>92867876>mls/soccer in america It’s Busch league dood.
>>92865971Tommy Mac is /ourguy/
Frankie the Farmer is still in his job FYI to the haters
>>92865971Lol, that's some Arsenal-tier defending.
>start Parkhurst and Lawrentowicz>losehmmmm
>>92867876nice Chelsea kit brah, looking fresh
>American soccer fans
>>92868309It's amazing what playing 5 shit teams in a row will do for your job security. Though losing to the ded bulls is not a great look.
As usual, fatlanta can't break down a compact defensive team. It's been that way for their entire time in the league. This one was even more embarrassing though, being up a man for almost the whole game.
>soonI finally found my team in Major League Soccer
>>92869695perfect fit desu
the absolute state of cincy
>>92867088>does fuck all on the bench
"""""global scoring elite"""""
>>92870241I meant to say "the absolute state of orlando" t.b.h.
Hedges deserves that red card for keeping Vela onside. What a dumbass move.
Why is the defending in this league so abysmal?
>>92870560Based. Villalba is such a bitch.
Which one of you did this?
>this is a DOGSO red cardwew
>>92870818if it wasnt martinez it would have been a yellow
>>92870697>the back of the kits unironically say CHI Memorial
>>92870895Shouldn't have even been a foul
>>92870697What team is this?
>how can we make >concacaf reffing even worse?
Imagine fucking losing to the crapids.