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/canpl/ can come too but y'all are on thin fucking ice

all afternoon games, all times are listed in EST, because anyone who uses anything else is either a flyover or a dirty Californian
>Tomorrow
Toronto FC vs D.C. United; 8:00
Houston Dynamo vs Portland Timbers; 8:30
Vancouver Whitecaps vs Atlanta United FC; 10:00
Seattle Sounders vs Orlando City SC; 10:30
>Thursday
Los Angeles FC vs FC Dallas; 10:00
>Saturday
Montreal Impact vs New England Revolution; 1:00
Real Salt Lake vs Toronto FC; 3:00
San Jose Earthquakes vs Chicago Fire; 3:30
Philadelphia Union vs Seattle Sounders 7:30
Minnesota United vs Columbus Crew; 8:00
Sporting Kansas City vs Vancouver Whitecaps; 8:30
Houston Dynamo vs D.C. United; 8:30
>Sunday
FC Dallas vs Los Angeles FC; 3:00
Orlando City SC vs FC Cincinnati; 3:00
New York Red Bulls vs Atlanta United FC; 5:00
LA Galaxy vs Colorado Rapids; 8:00

>A-League
a-league.com.au
>CanPL
canpl.ca
>USL leagues
uslsoccer.com
>NWSL
nwslsoccer.com
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LOONS
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>>92766117
Based and fucking DOOP-pilled
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Grease man to MLS this summer?
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>>92766243
who?
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>>92766117
>EST
It's EDT currently
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>>92766243
He's like 28 and still (arguably) world class, so probably not
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>>92766243
>world-class player
>coming to MLS
lol
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>soon
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>soon
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Reminder that the wog grandf inale is in 4 days.
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>>92767090
Status of >Perf?
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>>92767104
Not stopped.
A-League Premiers (our supporters shield equivalent) and hosting Sydney FC for the grandf inale.
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>perf
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/ourguys/ the Soccer Soldiers are down 2 goals to 1 in extra time against Charlotte Independence right now. You're watching, right?
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>>92770331
Warshaw is one of the commentators lol
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>>92770331
THEY JUST TIED THE GAME, A MAN DOWN, WITH 2 MINUTES LEFT IN ET

IT'S HAPPENING
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>>92770861
He's doing his best Taylor Twellman impersonation right now
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>>92770887
WE ARE GOING TO PENALTIES
WE ARE GOING TO PENALTIES
WE ARE GOING TO PENALTIES
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You now remember Dominic Oduro
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The Soccer Soldiers had their keeper take the first one, the absolute mad men. AND HE SCORED IT.
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Tied 2-2
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Oduro scores, tied 4-4 now
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SAVED! WE DID IT! SOLDIER WIN! SOLDIERS WIN!
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>USLel
>>
FOR ME IT'S THE FLORIDA SOCCER SOLDIERS AND THE NTX RAYADOS

CUPSETS BABYYYY
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>>92771308
What a save
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>Charlotte
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>>92771438
What a moment
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>>92771509
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>>92771535
congrats man
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>cosmos
>>
goddamn
Charlotte has not been a good team this year, but that was absolutely awful on their part
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>>92771655
>19 shots
>4 on target
lmao
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Oh there is Rafa, last I remember was him scoring from the middle of the field for cosmos.
>>
who else /playedhighschoolsoccerbutwasabsolutelyterribleandwishestheycouldgobackandplayagainwiththeircurrentknowledgefromwatchingthepros/ here
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>>92771714
I'm more of a /didntevenmakethehighschoolteam/ guy
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>>92771714
I'm a /workedoutatthelibrary/ sort of guy.
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>>92771714
>tfw /didntevengetintosocceruntil2014becauseUSAUSAUSAtimhowardforpresident/
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>>92771769
I went to a small school and soccer wasn't a priority, so the coaches took anyone they could get. My friends from other schools told me how they would have to run like 5 miles before real tryouts even started and there's no fucking way I could have done that
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>>92771714
I was really good before everyone else learned technical skill with the ball and I never did. I could run for days and played good defense and passed well.
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>>92771887
>I was really good before everyone else learned technical skill with the ball and I never did. I could run for days and played good defense and passed well.
that's you and nearly every prospect produced in this country.
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RIP Rayados. The kikes won
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>>92771969
>hating on Based Energy
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>>92771969
fucking okie kikes
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>>92771655
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>>92773254
never even heard of half those teams
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>>92771655
OHNONONONONONONONONONONO
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>>92771655
congrats on being the first team to lose to Hartford
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>>92771655
JUST kill them already.
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Open Cup is the best part of the soccer year
prove me wrong
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>average dedbull fan
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>>92766117
Making /mls/ go Doopin' Mental Since 2010
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>>92774442
I literally can't
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>>92774444
QUADS.
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>>92774444
get rekt Lisa
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>>92774444
>lisa typing out her dissertation on the train
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>3 MLS players
>none of them are Vela
What did they mean by this?
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>>92774442
it's true tho
>>92774444
fukken rekt
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>>92774479
>4 keepers
what did they mean by this
>>
>https://chant-data.s3-ap-southeast-2.amazonaws.com/json/polls/47071.json?_=1557859929578
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>>92774520
>Atlanta-fags
>being fuckwads
is this supposed to be news?

Oshan can go get fucked tho
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>>92774479
Vela not interested in the mexican turtles.
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Hmm...
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https://twitter.com/NOTrommelraymon/status/1128498281883922432

>Floptinez was the decisive missed penalty
even sweeter than I could have possibly imagined
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>>92774551
seriously though, what DID he mean by this?
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>>92774551
what the fuck is wrong with his face
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>>92774444
>Not sucking a dick
Waste of quads
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Vanloser Shitecraps
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>page 8
Come on now, aren't there some games tonight?
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The Union have extended Jamiro Monteiro's loan for the rest of the season, but they might not be able to make the transfer permanent, because Sugardaddy is allergic to spending money. The transfer fee is apparently around $3 mil, which is more than double the highest fee they've ever paid. Also, his salary might have to be DP money. I really hope Sugarman gets over his bullshit and realizes the Union can actually be consistently good if they are willing to spend. He's probably still just waiting it out until expansion ends so he can cash out his investment though.
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>pg 7
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>>92779835
are there any more ... revealing ... pictures of her?
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>>92779835
I bought the issue, I’ll see if I can scan it

Theres pics of rapinoe and a few other turtlesses too
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>>92780862
Meant for >>92780862
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>>92781435
I meant that I want to see... more... of Hope Solo
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Bump for best league.
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>>92781679
She’s not even on the squad anymore
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>>92766117

a question
Would it be worth it for me, wait until 2021 to be a fan of Austin FC?
And what benefits would I have to be a fan of Austin FC?
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>>92783729
Fernando, we've answered this before. Austin has no other pro sports teams, but has a massive college football fan base. Also, the hipster soccer fans there are very cringey, but that might not be relevant to your decision.
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>>92783945
ok, all of those are good points to please

And other reasons why Austin FC would be my ideal team in Major League Soccer?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin_FC

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Austin_FC_stadium
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>>92774447
You are showing the wrong pic there phang.
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So what were the comments that nipponese in dorondo made that they are putting a spin on now?
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>>92785064
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>>92785139
Original Tweet: https://twitter.com/splinteredteeth/status/1128015097245327360
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>>92785139
>>92785160
Sounds like 21st century dating to me, but ok.
Not like you can keep players in a cage when they aren't playing/training for the matches.
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>>92785189
If he wasn't a professional soccer player no one would care, she'd just ignore him and move on with her day, maybe report him.
tbf though it is a bit of a strong come-on
>>
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>>92786444
>1 up front, and it's not Altidore
D.C to steal some massive points toda-
>Rooney, Arriola, Acosta, Rodriguez, and Jara not in the 11
never mind
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>>92786444
>you now remember Quincytime
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>>92786444
>3 center backs, 3 d-mids, no Acosta/Rooney, and Amarikwa up top
Full on Bennyball tonight
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>>92786444
Someone post that screenshot of someone asking if that hamilton kid had autism.
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>>92786752
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>>92786616
>80 minutes of bennyball
>0-0
>zero DC shots
>benny nods to Rooney and Lucho
>it's time
>Lucho dives outside the box
>Rooney takes the set piece
>only shot
>only goal
yeah, I'm thinking we're back
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>>92787177
Thanks anon, been missing some good pics for the collage these past few weeks.
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>Chelsea not even trying and still raping New Cuckland
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>>92774479
That we're not falling for your my little sawker sum meme, gringo cornudo.
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>>92787419
Autist
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Whoever rated shitters like Durkin and Canouse need to kill themselves.
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>>92787419
Based and ABSUMGangpilled
>>92787650
Have sex
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>>92787683
Canouse was amazing last season. He's fallen off since then
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>>92787419
we
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>>92787683
DCucks have no good American talents, for example they had Harkes last year and now he's rotting away in the fucking Scottish second division. Rooney and Acosta are all they have.
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Has there ever been a young keeper to deteriorate in quality as fast as Bono has?
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>>92787785
>a young keeper to deteriorate in quality
This is implying that Bono was ever good. He was like the 5th-6th best goalkeeper when Fagronto won the cup. Now he's only regressing to the mean.
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>>92787774
Hamid could have been the USMNT goalie if he'd been given caps earlier instead of constantly using Howard and Guzan.
At least Pines looked promising
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>>92787720
Cringe
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>>92787836
>muh shotstopper and be shit at everything else
Hamid is overrated garbage too and at no point good enough to start for the national team.
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>>92787836
You mean Bill "Glass Knees" Hamid who couldn't break it into that one danish team?
Nah, his peak is right where he is.
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DeLeon with a true JUST haircut right there
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>Resv can't even put in one shot on target against a Chelski that are only playing for training practice
Also, why did (((they))) insist on making this an antisemitism game?
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Pogba starts for Atlanta

>>92785064
>>92785139
>>92785160
Why exactly is this Toronto's problem?
People have a right to be a jerk
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>>92788558
>no Nigbe
Based Frank The Farmer
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>>92788558
>finally get Parkhurst out of the lineup
>Larentowicz is back in
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>>92787683
no u
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>>92786444
lol
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>>92789690
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>>92779835
Man they really stretched to make it seem like she has some form of an ass
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>>92783729
You get a tree.
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le pk babby strikes again! World class global scoring elite!
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Someone better buy that keeper a beer, damn.
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>game has slowed down terribly
>AY YO HOL UP LEMME GO TO VAR FOR 5 MINUTES FOR NO REASON WHATSOEVER

this ref is always shit
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>Toronto couldn't score against DC's B/C team at home
Christ, what an embarrassment of a franchise.
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>Des Moines
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>>92791706
which team?
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>>92791706
if you mean the STL keeper, kid's only 18
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>>92792066
The power of Bennyball
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>>92792615
Vancouver, he made three great saves back to back to back within like 10 seconds, looked pretty comfortably their best player even though they lost.
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GET SMOKED, RENO
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>>92792692
>crap-o
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>>92792641
IT JUST KEEPS HAPPENING
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>>92792696
gj, Reno are assholes
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>>92792720
wish I had gone, I had the day off too :/
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>>92792761
#YouFool
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>>92792796
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>>92792641
ffs dorondo.
each one of these adds a couple of years to benny's tenure.
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LOONS
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just got back from phoenix rising
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>>92793441
looks like a memetastic match
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>>92793441
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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>>92793480
not even the most memetastic match of the night
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>Orange County SC v Orange County FC
explain
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>>92793499
how do you even do penalties when one team is down to 9 men
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>>92793520
By rotating like you normally would. The guy who shoots first shoots tenth.
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>>92793506
its pronounced Soccer
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>>92793520
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penalty_shoot-out_(association_football)#Procedure
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>>92793528
>>92793533
> if Team A has 11 players but Team B only has 10, then Team A will choose one player who will not take part

interesting
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>>92783170
wow almost like it isn't a sport

can't wait until we have to listen to official and serious journalists talk about like H3@vy__Chewie's incredible 30 year FIFA Online career
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>>92785160
>DM a guy on The Fuck App
>he wants to fuck
>post his DMs
>claim he was pressuring you into sex
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>>92793565
it is a sport though...its just that nobody cares about it because playing on sand sucks ass
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>>92793560
comes into play more often than you'd think, double-yellows happen a lot if a match runs to 120+ minutes
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>tfw you want to see the goals for an open cup game but neither the team, USL, or Open Cup social media accounts have footage
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>>92793648
individual teams may have highlights up by tomorrow, but you'll never see league stuff until later rounds
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>>92793790
>/pol/
I think it’s time for bed little buddy.
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Gotta be a better way of watching all the games without missing any memes.
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>>92793963
MLS will NEVER be this comfy
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>Chelsea are not planning to extend Gonzalo Higuain's loan and will send the 31-year-old striker back to Juventus after the Europa League final. (Mail)

WELCOME TO COLUMBUS
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>>92793790
Wow, you're actually retarded
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>>92793790
Found the nycfc diehard.
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>>92796050
M I N G O S
I
N
G
O
S
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>>92794008
MLS, and I need all of you to fucking understand this, WILL NEVER (literally) BE
THIS
COMFY
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>the Athletic.com
>By Sam Stejskal
>1 min ago
>“I have nothing to redeem myself for.” And so begins the return of Bruce Arena.
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I am excited for the Gold Cup.
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>>92797129
wheres that
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>women turtles are playing at Busch stadium today
Nice
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>>92798464
do the pastel-colored row houses, the rolling hills, and mid-May gloom not give it away as the Gateway to the Pacific, the Golden Mountain City, casa de Nuestra Señora de los Dolores y el famoso puerto Yuerba Buena y el Presidio de San Francisco en la puerta de oro?
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>fucking guzan has 5 consecutive clean sheets

Why is MLS so shit
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>>92799623
>crapids
>swope park rangers
>moronto with Akinola, Chapman, DeLeon as starting CF/wingers
>borelando and Dom Dwyer's finishing
>whitecraps
itsfuckingnothing.jpg
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>>92799623
With Parkhurst at left back
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>Resv
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>>92798720
lady kiwis have some cute gals on their squad
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Bump for best league.
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Best league bump again.
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>Mingos
Fucking based
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>>92803019
>M I N G O S
>I
>N
>G
>O
>S
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>>92803019
>25k
Wow, that could buy you a whole four months of Haris Medunjanin! How exciting!
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>>92803105

>the absolute state of Div 3 goaltending
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Mingos bantz
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you know remember i.e.brah
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>tfw no a-league gen
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>>92806354
Fuggg. Why did all the /mls/ tripfriends die?
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>>92806424
>a-league gen
not like you haven't tried stavros.
all wogs welcome here. but i'm sure there will be a match thread for the grandf inal right? i'll do some >perfposting at the very least.
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*dabs in young spanish*
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Worried that Efrain Alvarez is too thicc to make it as far as I thought he would
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>>92807069
Gotta lay off all the tortillas and lard.
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lolwut
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>>92806878
>needing 108 minutes to beat us
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>>92784106
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>>92808361
SENPAI
future allocation money
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>>92808632
They traded 100k TAM + 400k GAM to Philly for him, then got 100k TAM + 350k GAM from Nashville. So they're paying 50k GAM for a half a season of him.
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>>92806424
>>92806616
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>>92808361
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>>
WE BACK
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>>92808632
Forgot about the wordfilter
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>LAF C
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>>92809896
unironically based
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>>92804728
yesssssss
bring on the bantz
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>>92809112
>$50K for a half-season of one of the best attackers in MLS
what a steal
>>92809556
that second Lloyd goal should be an own goal
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*is cute and wins games for the stars n stripes in your path*
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>>92810779
was a fun game
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>>92809896
She gonna get primaried by some old killary contact for rocking the boat too much?
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>>92808446
Providence Saint-Germain when?
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>>92808446
>NHL misses Atlanta
Fuck the Jests, gimme back my Thrashers you fucking leafy cunts.
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>>92813471
>gives off the narrative that "no one cares about hockey in Atlanta"
>NY Islanders and Phoenix were given more time to create a fanbase and consistently give off the same amount of fans as Atlanta did
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Is Mark Anthony Kaye elite?
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Bump
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SUUUUMMMM GANNNGGGGGGGGG
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>>92809112
>mfw
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Allegri to Colorado?
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>>92813471
This
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So what’s the deal,does kraft really care?
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>>92817900
Nope
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Phang rappelled from the top of skyscraper today, what did your mascot do today /mls/?
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>>92818071
Phang is so based
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>>92818071
Your Mom
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>>92817900
would assume most of his time right now is spent trying to worm his way out of federal sex trafficking charges, so no
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>>92818598
>sex trafficking charges
It's solicitation. No one is being charged with trafficking.
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David A
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>>92819260
Maybe he's right, who knows
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>>92818851
>Police say some of the Chinese women working at the spa were locked inside the parlors for weeks at a time and made to engage in sexual acts with clients – some as many as 16 times a day.
>not trafficking
why does Florida have such stupid laws?
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>>92819429
His hamstrings were not the issue when he was at Sunderland
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>>92818071
>mascot
lol
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>>92817900
hiring Arena is a "wanting to look like caring without actually caring" kind of move
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>>92820520
because Florida is fucking stupid
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Ibrahimovic suspended for week 11
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>>92821004
lel
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>>92821004
>Kai Wagner gets too games for a stupid tackle that could have been a yellow
>Zlatan gets one game for grabbing a guy by the neck after a play
MLS DisCo sucks ass
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>>92821004
Two games for the Zlatan.
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>i wanna get into mls
>dynamo tickets are more expensive than astros tickets


Why
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>>92821482
Surely that doesn't solely explain the shit attendance the dynamo has right?
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>>92821500
I’m pretty sure it is
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>>92821482
Damn, really? You can get seats anywhere in the river end at Union games for like 25 bucks for most games.
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>>92819260
>le “couldnt hit the broad side of a barn” lukaku wannabe man

How contrived! Sad!
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>https://www.soctakes.com/2019/05/09/xg-analysis-charts-mls-week-10/
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>https://twitter.com/nickrodriguez/status/1128861556459089920
lol wtf
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today I will remind them
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>>92823744
See >>92798448
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what a meme conference we live in.
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>>92826284
this strat helped us score 3 goals
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Carlos Vela is cool
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>>92826284
see: >>92793565
laying around on the beach all day is not a sport, it's barely a hobby, it's literally just a vacation, a getaway, a long weekend, a ditch day
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>>92826284
I walked into the Mexican restaurant where this was on in Spanish right as they were carrying the keeper off. Was really confusing for several minutes.
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sleep tight, boys
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If anyone is interested in /wog/ there's currently a Greek derby between Heidelberg and South Melbourne.
Currently a shock 0-3 lead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKeZoY1GFnw
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23 bongs and some bings until the /ayy/ final.
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rev up them >perf's
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>>92830545
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>>92823605
>Ohio
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>>92823699
I aged 10 years watching this game
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>>92826284
What happened here?
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>>92832370
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
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>>92808446
Notice which pear has the most X’s.
And how does Cleveland not have a hockey team? It’s on a Great Lake.
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>>92832584
MLS and NBA both have 7
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>>92832584
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_Barons_(NHL)
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>>92832370
I'd like to say active shooter but don't know if it was hosted in the states. Don't feel like checking either.
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>>92823699
lmao
Objectively Based
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What would the CaliPL second division be called?
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>>92835573
Not an American
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>>92835573
Why are we stealing players from New Zealand?
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>>92834767
the Arizonian Bitch League
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>>92836823
Everytime I see a Montreal lineup I know fewer and fewer players

it's like they are off in another dimension, barely perceptible
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>>92836823
>still no Piatti
Still no reason to watch
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>>92836823
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>poo england
>limp act without Piatti
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>you now remember Juan Agudelo
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Montreal's field looks terrible. Looks like it could be the field at your neighborhood playground, not where a professional soccer team plays. Embarrassing.
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>launch your head at another guy's foot
>he gets a yellow card
Good strategy
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what exactly does he "do"?
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>>92839914
>shrugs
Win ml scups
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Our GOAT curling play-by-play announcer is back doing some football.
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Is there some LDS holiday happening today? I've never seen Rio Tinto that empty
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>tee eff see
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y'all ready for some CPL?
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Well, it's neither Bono nor Westberg at this point.
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who /revs/ here?

Just bought tickets to see them play in July. What should I expect for my first match?

(besides a loss probably)
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>>92839914
Lose or draw to island nations most people cant find on a map
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>>92839662
>play the exact lineup as the game vs Philadelphia (except Morrow instead of DeLeon)
>expect different results
I'm starting to think Vanney's a bit of a hack
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>when the name wondolowski is mentioned.
Who!
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holy yikes
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if they fire Vanney will they bring back VDW?
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>>92841445
expect nothing and maybe you won't hate it
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>have to go to family funeral on monday in Nebraska
>hey do you want to fly out on Saturday or sunday? I'll buy the tickets you can pay me back
>tell them sunday because of the game today
>they buy the tickets for 430 in the fucking morning on Saturday
>watching the game on my phone in some shitty flyover midwest airport
>stream freezes right before the goal

Fucking kill me now
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>leaving wondo this open in front of the goal
I know the meme about how "he's so good at finding space" but how do people continue to forget about him and let him drift off behind them?
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>>92842421
pity goal
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Oof
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>>92842124
i'm sorry for your loss
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congrats quacks, now he can finally retire
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>>92835573
He's pretty good. Better guys like Arriola, Baird and Lewis
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>>92843299
Better than *
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Based Wondo
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>al classico
its happening
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>>92843880
cavalry blowout incoming
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Fuck >WINDOWS
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What's with the meme formations?
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>that striker deflection goal
Canadian as FUCK
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>>92844558
This
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>tfw no qt3.14 NWSL gf
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>>92845475
Don’t worry anon one day you’ll find someone to break your heart.
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WONDO
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first fame Ever, last name Greatest
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>>92845045
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>>92845771
D O O P
O
O
P
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Holy shit Wondo lol
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>>92845475
Have sex, incel
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>>92836781
Because MLS shitters who are chosen for Sum marketing like Arriola, Baird and Morris are shit?
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good evening loons nation
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>>92846686
Reminder that Morris scored for free against Mexico while the Eurboo players sit on the bench for years at a time
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>>92847223
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KC bench watch: up to 5
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>>92847300
They used the hardship exemption this time to call up a kid from SPR
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lol
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Skillsinho is making absolute fools of the Seattle defense. No doops yet though, they just can't get the ball in the net.
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someone post vermes' daughter
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>>92848470
You better watch your ass, anon
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>>92848545
i think he wants to watch her ass
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our plan worked. fuck you filly
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GOOD OL MINNESOTA BOY ETHAN FINLAY
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>>92846537
I would like to sex one of them
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ahooo
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ded
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Is KC the memeteam of the year?
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>atl win immediately followed by lafc win
yknow i am not so sure this semen slurping league is for me.
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hello darkness my old friend
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>>92852179
If that means falling apart. Then yes I guess so.
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AHOOOOOO
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>>92847064
>a goal against a literally who Mexico C team in a friendly
Congrats, Memeis. Now go be useless for Xheattle and stop shitposting.
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>>92840010
15 years ago.
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3 bongs 20 bings for the wog GrandF inal
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>>92853782
rooting for our >Perf boys
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>perf
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Goodnight /mls/. Sleep well.
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>>92854571
fuck you, doyle
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Wynalda exposed hard 2nite
Phoenix deserves promotion
that is all
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>perf
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>>92852179
>wang in bum

fuckig racists
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>>92856693
baser
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>you haven't gotten a ball past the other team's keeper after 2 hours of open play
>in the penalty shootout
>your team is down 1-3 after the other team's GK has saved two already

and you do this

long may >perf reign
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today I will remind Them
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>perf
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>perf
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>perf
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>perf
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>perf
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>perf
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>perf
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>perf
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Never putting my faith in >perf again
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>perf
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>perf
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>perf
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>perf
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>perf
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>perf
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>perf
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>perf
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>perf
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>perf
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>perf
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Montreal suburb and Quebec City CanPL exmapsion team announcement expected by the end of the month
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>Gets scored on by Tommy "Mac N Cheese" Namara
The absolute state of our nations capital
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based Alphonso does it again
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>>92865971
>MLS """"""""defending"""""""
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This league SUCKS
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>>92867876
>mls/soccer in america
It’s Busch league dood.
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>>92865971
Tommy Mac is /ourguy/
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Frankie the Farmer is still in his job FYI to the haters
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>>92865971
Lol, that's some Arsenal-tier defending.
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>start Parkhurst and Lawrentowicz
>lose

hmmmm
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>>92867876
nice Chelsea kit brah, looking fresh
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>>92865135
>soon
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>American soccer fans
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>>92868815
based
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>>92868309
It's amazing what playing 5 shit teams in a row will do for your job security. Though losing to the ded bulls is not a great look.
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As usual, fatlanta can't break down a compact defensive team. It's been that way for their entire time in the league. This one was even more embarrassing though, being up a man for almost the whole game.
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>soon
I finally found my team in Major League Soccer
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>>92869695
perfect fit desu
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the absolute state of cincy
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>>92867088
>does fuck all on the bench
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"""""global scoring elite"""""
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>>92870241
I meant to say "the absolute state of orlando" t.b.h.
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https://twitter.com/PATH2RBA/status/1130252637155278848


BASED KEMAR
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Hedges deserves that red card for keeping Vela onside. What a dumbass move.
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Why is the defending in this league so abysmal?
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>>92870560
Based. Villalba is such a bitch.
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Which one of you did this?
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>this is a DOGSO red card
wew
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>>92870818
if it wasnt martinez it would have been a yellow
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>>92870697
>the back of the kits unironically say CHI Memorial
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>>92870895
Shouldn't have even been a foul
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>>92870697
What team is this?
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>how can we make >concacaf reffing even worse?
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>>92870940
Chattanooga
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>>92870616
Salary cap.
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Imagine fucking losing to the crapids.
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https://www.clippituser.tv/c/nqlkvr

BLACKED
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>>92869695
This post needs more attention as the historic denouement of this multi year saga. Congrats Fernando!
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Are the energy drinks, dare I say, back?
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>>92869059
Me in the leiderhosen
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>>92872784
no, fire armas
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>>92870560
was it autism?
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>>92870616
no punishment for being shit
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>>92870262
>falls on ass
>still manages to tip the ball away

5D chess
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>>92870560
Villalobos fucking shorts lol
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>>92870818
>>92870895
>>92870930
Nah, definitely a yellow, but don't see how it's a red when it wasn't dangerous and the ref initially played advantage.
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>>92873679
I wish they'd just let players go for it after the whistle. Man's game, etc.
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>>92870560
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get. fukkin. hyped.
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>>92875524
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>>92875541
>>92875524
before, to remind the kiddies
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>>92870616
casual MLS fans want to see goals
which is why the big bucks get spent on attackers like Zlatan and Vela
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>>92870818
zero actual attempt to play the ball, red is fine
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>>92875524
>>92875541
>>92875568
bit of an odd duck stadium since it wasn't originally for soccer, but it looks cozy as fuck
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>>92875613
He barely touches him though
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LOONS
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>>92875987
good doggo!
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>>
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>>92876682
Hard pass
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>>92876682
>the absolute state of Bill Hamid
disrespect SUM, get wang in bum
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>>92876682
>Marlon Fossy
>20 years old
>played 3 games in the 18/19 season with a relegated team's youth squad

just give us the fucking trophy, with depth like that it's no wonder Doyle keeps saying we are destined to win the World Cup in 26
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>>92876703
A bit surprising that there's no CanPL players in the provisional at all, but I guess it's still a bit early

Davies - Cavalini - Arfield
Kaye - Hutchinson - Osorio
Morgan - Straith - Henry - Brault-Guillard
Borjan

could b good, could b good
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>>92877505
>Joe Gyau, a top prospect whose still only 26, is currently at MSV Duisburg, who was just relegated from the German second division.
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>>92877505
B-b-but muh PREMIER League. Kids riding the pine in Yurop are by definition better, r-right?
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>>92877606
That's nothing. One of our callups, Simon Thomas, plays for the local YMCA in Oslo
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>>92876682
>Adams listed as a defender.
Our best midfielder and arguably best player currently being forced to play out of position as "le false RB" Literally fuck Berhalter. I hope we lose to Mexico 6-0 in the final or get cucked by some meme country before the final.
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>>92878036
Lmao
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>>92878038
t. Weak Mind who cannot understand the American Pep's 5-D quantum tactics
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>>92878036
>it's actually true
Ohnono ahahaha
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>>92876682
>bradley STILL
>guzan
>zardass because of his stuoid fucking meme goal
>shrek
>lima

Fourth place finish confirmed
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*dabs on conCACAf*

It's coming home lads
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>>92878355
>Lleget
The dude has the imagination of a wet sponge.
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>>92878410
Will Tyler Adams play false RB again?
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>>92878718
yep, with Altidore playing as a false goal scorer
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>>92878410
*lets in 2 goals a game*
*passes in to altidore who shoots it a mile over the crossbar*

This is it boys, teamwork at its finest
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>>92878718
Most likely, especially vs weaker group stage teams. I don't see him doing it vs Mexico though unless he's feeling really confident. As fun as it is to meme to meme on Bert he's shown that he's willing to change formation and tactics if things aren't going smoothly.
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22 days ;)
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Hey /mls/, how are you coping with the fact that the Philadelphia Union are actually good now? Me, I'm drinking heavily and considering getting into different sports. I've almost stopped watching my pathetic team entirely at this point.
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find me a pairing with less talent

protip: you cant
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>>92880500
>le 24yr old prospect
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>>92880500
>gets overrun and out passed by a Haitian shoe salesman in your path
what do
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>>92876682
Where's Yedlin?
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>>92880500
Any pairing from this group.
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>>92880977
Injured. Same for Brooks.
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>>92877505
with that name he might have a caribbean second/third nationality. Defenders are the hardest to project and we basically lost neven subotic to serbia because the federation picked garbage ahead of him
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>>92878410
>Trapp
>Zimzam
>Altishit
>Adams at RB
I can unironically see us going out to Jamaica or Costa Rica in the semis. Joke of a squad btw.
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>>92877934
Yet you ignore literal shitters like Baird, Memeis, Zardass, Legit, and Lelwis? Cmon now, we all know Fossey and Gutman are fodder who wont be on the 23 man roster while those SUM gang retards Ive mentioned will be there.
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>>92881030
He was born in LA, but his mom is from Jersey (the old one), and they moved back there and he's lived in England since he was 4.
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>>92876682
>Nova and Wooten = 26 goals 3 assists this season
>Lewis, Baird, Morris, Mihailovic, Lletget, Arriola = 10 goals and 6 assists
We really are MLS's cucked little bitch of a national team. I want out of this SUM ride.
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>>92876682
>>92876703
>>92880140
Not a national team thread
GTFO
>>
F
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>>92881304
Stay mad please, I love it
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>>92881304
But it has mls shitters on the roster :^)
>>
Reminder that a lot of guys that could easily have made the gold cup squad were picked for the U-20 world cup instead. Some of you people are freaking out too much.
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>>92881388
Why are they just letting weah rot and get no starting experience
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>>92881141
Lewis is hardly playing either. Was riding the bench on NYCFC before getting exiled to the Crapids
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>>92881083
>Trapp
It's either him or Bradley in that spot and Trapp is much less shit. Though in a perfect world it would be Adams I'll admit.
>Zimzam
Zimmerman is based and is one of the best CBs in MLS. Plus he looks like a chad.
>Altishit
For all of his flaws he's still better than ZardASS and Stoop Kid.
>Adams at RB
This I don't like and believe he's way more effective in the midfield. I think Berhalter will only use him as false RB against shitter teams we can expect to dominate. Since this is gold cup that's every body except Mexico and Costa Rica.
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>>92876682
>Gyau
*sip* Yep... the future Dortmund star. Now THAT was a prospect.
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>>92881548
Playing Adams there would be a waste. He's better as a destroyer in the midfield who can then transition to attack, and as a wide defender. The "inverted right back" role lets him do those things, while Trapp's position is focused on building from the back and switching play.
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>>92881008
>>92880977
they realize this is going to be an embarrassing disaster and are smartly preparing for the post-Berhalter era
>>
You now remember Gedion Zelalem.
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>>92881548
>better than ZardASS and Stoop Kid
The lowest of low bars
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>>92881319
>that literal kindergarten hand writing
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>>92881388
gonna be funny when they get humiliated in both tournaments and the women win the WC
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>>92881721
*loses to high school boys team*
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>>92881721
>The women win the World Cup.
Sorry anon I think your confused.
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>>92881721
Based and qt turtles-pilled
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>>92881548
Zardass actually scored, altishit is still without a goal in years



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